That would explain all the dead people that the South Park episode caused. They killed off all of Comedy Central Viewers that weren't level III Scientologists.
We used to call ships that sailed on water "Sailing Ships" and then when we moved to space we now call them "space ships"
The Chinese term for sailing vessel is "Junk" so does that mean they are going to contribute to the whole "Space Junk" problem, by sending out more pieces of Space Junk?
All those dead alien bodies that were dumped by the billions into volcanoes millions of years ago added an enormous amount of Carbon to the planet that wasn't with earth originally!!! All those bodies burned in the volcanoes causing CO2 to be release, CO2 is a greenhouse gas, thus Xenu caused global warming!!!
Not to mention all those pesky thetans, they must obey the laws of thermodynamics like everythign else in the universe which means they have to give off heat if they are actively trying to attach themselves to living things, so all these thetans are just bleeding heat energy causing the temp to raise even more.
We need to sue the Galactic federation for Global Warming NOW!!
Whine and bitch about a O-ring blowing, Ice Encrusted, insulation shedding, Astronaut wasting piece of over budgeted crap.
We want space access that actually works, so until you get anti-gravity drive working we will have to do it with rocket and capsule, not Wylie E Coyote rocket powered brick covered glider theatrics.
I mean I am here from the Perseid Branch of Galactic investigations to destroy Scientology for spreading lies about our lord and master Xenu. I don't think they can run my plates and find out I am from another star system, I wonder just how good their Private Dicks are.....
If a brave congressman read all thier so called "doctrine" into the public record would this break their so called claim of propriety?
I mean the Bibble is pretty much avail for all to quote as much as you like in order to be a religion all works must be copyright free, otherwise IT IS A CULT!
Just like on Naruto when a hidden village creates a new ninja technique or jitsu they seal it away in a scroll and hide it somewhere. Then when people try to take it they send their shinobi and the the anbu black ops after them and they can kill the crap out of people who try to copy their stuff.
Replace:
"Naruto" with "Real Life".
"Hidden village" with "artist"
"Ninja Technique or jitsu" with "song or film"
"seal it away in a scroll and hide it somewhere" with "press a cd or dvd and sell it."
"when when people try to take it" with "you rip the CD/DVD and copy it to your hard drive."
"Shinobi and the the ANBU black ops" with "Lawyers and MPAA/RIAA goons."
"Kill" with "sue".
Now all you Narutards out there can understand what is being said.
More blood for the brain or so the feminist thinking goes.
You don't want a big unit that when you see a somewhat good looking female you loose 1/2 your blood volume to it causing your brain to be starved of O2 now do you.
People / Races with small units are generally smarter, more blood to the head more O2 for the brain.
I will just use my car cloaking device/ holographic projector to clone the image of the car ahead of me onto my own car. I could use a car I saw yesterday or a pickup I saw three weeks ago. Just plug in the pre-set and I am good. If the cops are chasing me, I just get ahead of them and switch the image and pull over like a concerned motorist. The cops then just drive on past me with their sirens on.
Just need to make sure to switch images while I am under a tree or somethign of they have a eye in sky helicopter following the chase.
Just open source out the crow and tom server and mike nelson shadow overlay. People already Fansub anime on the net, we could just have people animate the shadow puppets for Mike and the gang.
Got to find a way to duplicate myself several times and then stitch myselves back together in a 4-D arrangement. Then I can truly be a 4th dimensional being.
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That would explain all the dead people that the South Park episode caused. They killed off all of Comedy Central Viewers that weren't level III Scientologists.
Why clone it when it is easier to mimic it's output?
We used to call ships that sailed on water "Sailing Ships" and then when we moved to space we now call them "space ships"
The Chinese term for sailing vessel is "Junk" so does that mean they are going to contribute to the whole "Space Junk" problem, by sending out more pieces of Space Junk?
All those dead alien bodies that were dumped by the billions into volcanoes millions of years ago added an enormous amount of Carbon to the planet that wasn't with earth originally!!! All those bodies burned in the volcanoes causing CO2 to be release, CO2 is a greenhouse gas, thus Xenu caused global warming!!!
Not to mention all those pesky thetans, they must obey the laws of thermodynamics like everythign else in the universe which means they have to give off heat if they are actively trying to attach themselves to living things, so all these thetans are just bleeding heat energy causing the temp to raise even more.
We need to sue the Galactic federation for Global Warming NOW!!
As if their crummy media player wasn't doing the job fast enough I guess they figure they could accelerate things by gaining the ire of the MPAA.
Whine and bitch about a O-ring blowing, Ice Encrusted, insulation shedding, Astronaut wasting piece of over budgeted crap.
We want space access that actually works, so until you get anti-gravity drive working we will have to do it with rocket and capsule, not Wylie E Coyote rocket powered brick covered glider theatrics.
I mean I am here from the Perseid Branch of Galactic investigations to destroy Scientology for spreading lies about our lord and master Xenu. I don't think they can run my plates and find out I am from another star system, I wonder just how good their Private Dicks are.....
A whole bunch of anonymous should join up and then destroy the church from the inside out.
As long as no one gets addicted to that much power.
If a brave congressman read all thier so called "doctrine" into the public record would this break their so called claim of propriety?
I mean the Bibble is pretty much avail for all to quote as much as you like in order to be a religion all works must be copyright free, otherwise IT IS A CULT!
Adam: Don't do anything like piss off the credit card companies at home.
Jamie: EVER!!
"You shot my heat sink! Now where am I supposed to sink my f***in heat?"
Just like on Naruto when a hidden village creates a new ninja technique or jitsu they seal it away in a scroll and hide it somewhere. Then when people try to take it they send their shinobi and the the anbu black ops after them and they can kill the crap out of people who try to copy their stuff.
Replace:
"Naruto" with "Real Life".
"Hidden village" with "artist"
"Ninja Technique or jitsu" with "song or film"
"seal it away in a scroll and hide it somewhere" with "press a cd or dvd and sell it."
"when when people try to take it" with "you rip the CD/DVD and copy it to your hard drive."
"Shinobi and the the ANBU black ops" with "Lawyers and MPAA/RIAA goons."
"Kill" with "sue".
Now all you Narutards out there can understand what is being said.
More blood for the brain or so the feminist thinking goes.
You don't want a big unit that when you see a somewhat good looking female you loose 1/2 your blood volume to it causing your brain to be starved of O2 now do you.
People / Races with small units are generally smarter, more blood to the head more O2 for the brain.
So we can grow our own tree houses and become ninjas just like Naruto, Believe it!
They would just send in their troopers and the people would be forced back to work at gunpoint.
I will just use my car cloaking device/ holographic projector to clone the image of the car ahead of me onto my own car. I could use a car I saw yesterday or a pickup I saw three weeks ago. Just plug in the pre-set and I am good. If the cops are chasing me, I just get ahead of them and switch the image and pull over like a concerned motorist. The cops then just drive on past me with their sirens on.
Just need to make sure to switch images while I am under a tree or somethign of they have a eye in sky helicopter following the chase.
I forgot to add, you want it so that you...
1. put the DVD movie in your computer and launch the "Riff Player.
2. Select the MP3 you want to use that has the Riff Tracks on it.
3. Select the animation overlay file for the movie and riff trax you are using.
4. Get popcorn and throw it at the computer screen.
Part VLC media player.
Part Flash based Shadow puppet overlay
Part MP3 / sync mixer.
All MST3K all of the time.
Just open source out the crow and tom server and mike nelson shadow overlay. People already Fansub anime on the net, we could just have people animate the shadow puppets for Mike and the gang.
Got to find a way to duplicate myself several times and then stitch myselves back together in a 4-D arrangement. Then I can truly be a 4th dimensional being.
So bad we will need at least one ZPM per house.
Unfortunately they could not have made an error that would make it miss the ground on the way down.
Gets the Seinfeld treatment.
the Irony, Suck it Alanis Morisette.
I heard there is some writing/scripture that if men make it to the moon then Islam will end.
Is this true?
If it is maybe the space program can end the war on terror?
That would be awesome!!!!!
Wheeeeee!!!!
And do they get 72 virgins just like other people who blow themselves up?
Jihadinaut?
Islamonaut?
Muslimnaut?