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  1. mass versus skip number on Stone Skipping the Scientific Way · · Score: 5, Funny

    What we should REALLY be trying to figure out is how to skip more massive stones. That's the next step.

    This one time, me and some people were skipping stones *hardcore* style. We got the biggest flat rocks we could lift and tried to spin them. Usually they just glided, but sometimes they would skip fairly high.

    Of course, once the government got hold of this technology, they would put it to use bombing Iraq.

  2. vigilantes on RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is a word for one who takes the law into his/her own hands: vigilante.

  3. duct tape on ISS May Have A Leak · · Score: 5, Funny

    they have duct tape, right? If they don't they'll REALLY be in trouble.

  4. power users? on Windows XP SP2 Beta Reviewed · · Score: 3, Funny

    What exactly defines the "power users" who need this new-and-improved-maybe-this-time-it-won't-suck version of Windows?

    Let's look at the word...
    Power and User come together. Obviously, this implies that the user has some kind of power. However, this user is using Windows, which gives no power to its users. Thus, this mysterious user must actually WORK at Microsoft. Now why would the staff of MS need a version of Windows with security that doesn't suck?
    the answer: to cover their asses for making crappy software.

  5. options on Wind Turbines Kill a Few Birds · · Score: 2, Funny

    as i see it, they have several options: 1) relabel the dead birds as a product and sell the meat 2) claim they are trying to advance the evolution of the bird population by eliminating the ones stupid enough to run into big spinning blades 3) shoot the birds before they hit the blades so that it's not recorded as a casualty of wind power 4) get everyone to decide that birds are bad and they deserve to be killed 5) put all birds through a 4 hour wind power safety training course 6) find out how many birds are killed each day by running into glass windows and begin an anti-window campaign to draw attention away from themselves

  6. not so special on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 2, Informative

    This isn't so very special. There are many screams and other sounds that get reused. Lots of action movies use the same screams you can hear in the N64 game "Goldeneye." There is a creaky door sound that I've heard used in video games ("Riven" is the one I remember best), TV shows, movies, and even commercials.

  7. seagulls from Finding Nemo on SCO Invokes DMCA, Names Headers, Novell Steps In · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    SCO, Novella- pretty much all the big players in this game... remind me of the seagulls from Finding Nemo. "mine?" "mine?" "mine?" "mine?" "mine?" "mine?" "mine!" "MINE!"

  8. desktop hype on Hackers on Linux's Exciting Desktop Future · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everyone is always so enthusiastic about the Linux Desktop, Linux for the average user, Linux instead of Windows, etc. I understand the basic desire to share a good thing, but is it really necessary? IMHO, if Linux ever really replaced Windows as the standard desktop OS, it would just be a bigger target for greedy lawyers and corruption.

    I believe that as long as the Linux community remains a sizable minority, the true spirit of the OS will remain intact. People are always talking about how to make Linux so incredibly user friendly that anyone can use it. But I've always thought of Linux as the operating system for those who care about the operating system. It seems to me that instead of trying to overthrow the big, evil corporations (though it sure would be nice from a legal perspective. IE: SCO), we should instead try to do nothing more than offer the choice of high-quality computing. I just happen to think that most Linux users use Linux BECAUSE it's not as user-friendly, BECAUSE you have to know the filesystem, and so on.

    I think that the only real "Linux Revolution" will come about when the people who know what they're doing are able to choose Linux based on merrits besides "user-friendliness." It just seems to me that they're trying to dumb down the OS (take Lindows as an example, which by default only creates the root user in the installation) to accomplish a goal that is actually not necessary (market presence is good, but dominance?). I just think that some developers are lowering their standards to win more converts.

  9. just in time on Linux 2.6.0 Kernel Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm glad the new kernel is out in time for the holiday season... wait... that's sad isn't it?

  10. the glorious possibilities of overcorrection on Iraq's Open Source Possibilities · · Score: 1

    When a people have been oppressed, they usually take full advantage of what they are given when that oppression ends. Sometimes there is even a bit of an overcorrection. I predict that the next generation of ubergeeks will hail from Iraq. Watch out japanese game manufacturers. Look out Korean i-get-paid-to-play-online-soccer-games people.

  11. Re:In a related story... on Blinkenlights Reloaded - The Matrix Returns · · Score: -1, Redundant

    All your bandwidth are belong to us!

    *in Neo voice:* I know Script-Fu!

  12. Re:hurdles on 64-bit Linux On The Opteron · · Score: 1

    Perhaps "feverishly" was a bit misleading, but it is also a matter of demand. Only now that the chip is on sale in your local CompUSA will there be an actual demand for systems that can run on it. While they may have all been working on it before, now they're going to be finishing it. Well, the closed source producers will be finishing it; the Open Source developers will always be updating it.

    What I'm trying to say is that the jump from 32 to 64 is going to be a very important moment in the history of Open versus closes Source development. Stop focusing on the timing of it.

  13. Re:they need to put those coolers on their webserv on Doomsday PC-Cooling With Dual-Cascade Coolers · · Score: 1

    darn! I was going to make the obvious relation of the slashdot effect to the performance boosting.... but you beat me to it. You're right though- they may get optimal CPU performance, but not even that can withstand the

    SlashDotEffect!
    *cue the cool music!*

  14. hurdles on 64-bit Linux On The Opteron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think there is a general benefit to Open Source that we haven't been able to observe until now. It is a fact that Open Source is more easily ported and adapted, but the major systems haven't changed much for the past many years (Mac, X86, etc.). Now that an entirely new system is out, proprietary software developers will be stumbling over themselves as they try feverishly to make something from scratch, while Open Source developers will benefit from working as a group.

    In a way, this has always been the way it worked, but now that there is a large jump in computing (32 to 64 bit processing is a pretty big jump, neh?) and the scale of development is made larger, the Open Source projects will show just how slow and inefficient proprietary software developing methods are.

  15. cube on Multiplayer Linux Games · · Score: 4, Informative

    Definitely Cube! It's like a basics version of half-life for free.

    http://wouter.fov120.com/cube/

  16. Re:I am NOSTRADAMUS on SCO UnixWare 7.1.3 Review · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    very true...

    but very flamebait.

  17. expensive crap on SCO UnixWare 7.1.3 Review · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unixware proves that sometimes, (an increasingly small number of) people buy things based on price alone. There is no reason to use such an expensive, restrictive OS when the makers of that OS have to use ideas from their biggest competitor to improve it, when that competitor is a free (in all meanings) OS.

    Let's not get into the specific advantages, because nobody has that large an attention span.

  18. Re:It's nearly 2004.... on The Future of Flight · · Score: 1

    odd: I had a flying cars post before this one, and yet this post has been modded up for funny instead of down for redundant.

  19. flying cars on The Future of Flight · · Score: 2, Funny

    planes!? Where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars!

  20. Open Source Music on iTMS Named Fortune's Product Of The Year · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why don't we invent Open Music, put it under a modified GPL, and remove the entire monetary component out of the industry?

    Do you think SCO would then accuse the musicians of using some crappy old song they came up with a while ago as the basis of all the Open songs?

    Well I'm willing to take that risk.

  21. that's right... on Microsoft Wins HTML App Patent · · Score: 1

    from the article:
    "In short, HTAs pack all the power of Microsoft Internet Explorer"

    That's right- because as we all know, Microsoft invented HTML and Internet Explorer is the only web browser in existence.

    more info here:
    http://www.ideasatthepowerhouse.com.au/05_i deas_online/ideas_online_whose.asp

  22. fitting representation on Head Of ATF To Direct RIAA Anti-Piracy · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one have always equated the RIAA with alcohol, tobacco, and guns.

  23. minority report on Biometrics: Prepare to be Scanned · · Score: 1

    This makes me think of a movie. In the movie Minority Report, biometrics are used to identify criminals (as well as future criminals) walking down the street in public. That's kind of scary to think about, but realistically, the government would never spend the insane amount of money to install cameras all over the public area of America, especially not high-tech eye-scanning ones.

    Now imagine walking into a store, like in the movie, and the computer hologram instantly recognizes you and greets you and talks to you about your last purchases. Wouldn't that be extremely annoying? Anonymity is actually quite nice when dealing with strangers, especially the kind who don't trust you enough not to scan your eyes. Don't we all hate that spam that calls us by name?

    As long as this technology doesn't go beyond use in criminal records and other instances where fingerprints are used now (driver's licenses for example), it should be acceptable.

  24. demigod on Top 10 Linus Quotes on SCO · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Linus, as awesome as I thought he was before, has definitely risen from "personal hero" to "demigod."

    Any company that attempts to hijack an entire open operating system as its own deserves whatever punishments and/or mockery Linus and legislation can dole out.

  25. floppy on New Low Cost DVD Burners Hit The Streets · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we have CD burners and rewritable CDs that can store over 650 megabytes of data. We have writable DVDs that are able to store entire movies in very high quality video. There are countless other data storage formats such as memory sticks, smart cards, and others that can store wide ranges of amounts of data from 8 megabytes to 128 megabytes and up. So which do I use most often? My 1.44 megabyte floppy drive.