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  1. Re:Protecting your house on How to Protect a Home When Away in Winter? · · Score: 1

    Question: do these pits have vines hanging above them, perhaps, along with scorpion traps and rolling logs for added security?

  2. British should consider... on U.S. Refuses to Hand Over Fighter Source Code to UK · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Before buying into the Eurofighter Typhoon, the British should consider a few things about it:

    1. In order not to offend anyone, it contains parts from many different groups, including the Middle East and North Korea. All under GPL. (And you know the requirements of the GPL license.)

    2. The French parts tend to eject at the first sign of trouble.

    3. Everyone will have free access to it, on demand, but it will take 8 to 12 weeks to get to fly it.

    And finally,

    4. Of course, no weapons allowed. Or smoking. Or cheeseburgers.

  3. But... on HR 5252 Bill Dies · · Score: 1

    Will the "more Web-friendly Congress" also pass bills to reform electronic voting machines? Like the ones that got them elected this year?

    Oh, wait...

  4. Re:So, what's the problem? on Is Google Too Smart For Its Own Good? · · Score: 1

    And don't forget Escape From The Son Of Google, Conquest Of The Son Of Google, and Battle For The Son Of Google.

  5. Re:This might be an insensitive question but... on Citigroup Plans Thumbprint ATMs For India's Poor · · Score: 1

    Apparently, they can do tech support for my laptop, but they can't remember a 4-digit PIN.

  6. Machines bad until Democrats win on NIST Condemns Paperless Electronic Voting · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, where are all of the cries of voting machine election fraud that caused the Democrats to win Congress?

    Anyone?

    Anyone?

    [crickets]

  7. Finally on Oracle Zero-Day Flaw Project Cancelled · · Score: 1

    Can we call bullshit now?

  8. Just don't play this one on The Last Games You'd Play? · · Score: 1

    The Ring

  9. South Park on Blizzard Unbans Linux World of Warcraft Players · · Score: 1

    But... did anyone get The Sword Of A Thousand Truths as compensation?

  10. Obligatory... on Are More Choices Really Better? · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, choices pick you!

  11. Access to files on Vista's EULA Product Activation Worries · · Score: 1

    The article is exaggerating _a little_. You can still boot off of CD and get access to your files.

  12. Old tricks on Wikipedia Explodes In China · · Score: 1

    Wow. Been perusing the Chinese Wikipedia. I honestly didn't know that a glorious member of the Committee invented the telephone, the television, algebra, _and_ the paper clip!

  13. It's the galaxy, stupid on NASA Weighs Moon Plans · · Score: 2, Funny

    >This has been sorely missing in Bush's Vision for Space Exploration.

    Bush wants to make Star Trek a reality, but geeks still find a way to bash him. Sheesh!

  14. Applying a little logic on Icebergs Sailing Past New Zealand · · Score: 1

    >an event that has not occurred in decades.
    >While not necessarily a consequence of global warming

    It _cannot_ be a consequence of global warming. If this happened decades ago, but global warming is making this event more and more common (since it will doom us in _decades_, not _eons_), then you get a contradiction. It's like saying the line y=x passes through (1,1) twice.

  15. Accuracy on Wikipedia and the End of Archeology · · Score: 1

    Because we all know how true-to-life TV, newspaper, magazines, and school text books have been.

  16. So... on Microsoft's Charles Simonyi to be 1st Nerd in Space · · Score: 1

    OK, but does he play poker?

  17. Insurance policy? on Gore Pushes for Private Investment in Space · · Score: 1

    Is this Gore's insurance policy in case global warming happens? Remember, we have only ten years left.

  18. Slightly summarized on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    All your base belongs to us.

  19. Over 66% chance that it was an American on U.S. Population Hits 300 Million · · Score: 1

    According to the population clock:

    One birth every: 7 seconds
    One death every: 13 seconds
    One international migrant (net) every: 31 seconds

    So every minute, there are almost +4 net Americans (born here) and almost +2 net "international migrant[s]" (whatever the heck that means). (And the +4 doesn't even include naturalized citizens.)

    How in the world do media outlets figure that the 300 millionth American will most likely be an illegal immigrant?

  20. Could it be... on 911 Call Tracking Site Stirs Concern · · Score: 1

    Does the Fire Department have Google Adsense?

  21. Re:We did... on Changes in Earth's Orbit Linked to Extinctions · · Score: 1

    Wow. I was going to joke about someone blaming Bush for this, but you have exceeded my expectations!

  22. The second quote in the Slashdot summary... on Any Prospect of Serenity Sequel Quashed · · Score: 1

    Huh?

  23. Just a little biased? on The Man Who Literally Saved the World · · Score: 0

    Let me get this straight... the USSR makes faulty equipment, then prevents that faulty equipment from making them destroy us. And we're supposed to celebrate this act as heroic??

    I thought Slashdot was supposed to be ruthless against companies that make faulty equipment. If Michael Dell ran into your office and unplugged your laptop just before the battery exploded, you think you'd give him a break?

  24. Grab the magic pixie dust! on Alan Cox's Exploding Laptop · · Score: 1

    Maybe he needs some self-healing pixie dust from IBM.

  25. Re:expected criticism on New Tolkien Story To be Published · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Nicomachus published his father's (Aristotle's) notes into a book, Nicomachean Ethics, that is part of the foundation of the western world.