Slashdot Mirror


User: jcuervo

jcuervo's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
718
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 718

  1. Compaq on Replacing a Thinkpad? · · Score: 1

    I've always liked Compaqs. I had one with a busted LCD that I actually full-on stomped on. It kept ticking, after a badblocks. It was a much older model, a 486 with 16 megs running 2.0 kernels, but I managed uptimes of over a year (I wrote a kernel module to patch the ptrace vulnerability on the fly, and some firewall rules took care of most of the rest :-)).

    I currently have a Toshiba Satellite (for some reason) and a pre-Lenovo Thinkpad A20m, and my girlfriend has a Compaq. The Thinkpad and the Compaq are pretty solid. I'll let you know about the Satellite. :-)

    As far as getting something that isn't made in China, I'd say, offhand: you're screwed.

  2. Re:False positives on Give iPod Thieves an Unchargeable Brick · · Score: 4, Funny

    why the hell would you have 5 ipods? Beowulf minicluster?

  3. Re:Get them out of the way on $150 Linux Laptop for the Masses · · Score: 1

    Obviously, the laptop is on fire.

  4. Re:Stupid Russia on Russia Claims Large Chunk of North Pole · · Score: 1

    Geez. At least you let Canada off relatively easy. Russians get kicked in the face, Americans get punched in the balls... wait, wouldn't that be easier the other way around?

    I say you kick the Americans in the face and punch the Russians in the balls... :D

  5. Re:Hooray. on Russia Claims Large Chunk of North Pole · · Score: 1

    It's nice to see that Putin is trying to bring back the good old times of the Cold War, MAD and Europe as ground zero for Russia's battle for world supremacy. Anyone else read that and immediately think of MAD Magazine?
  6. Re:Obvious Request I Can Think Of on Rutkowska Faces 'Blue Pill' Rootkit Challenge · · Score: 1

    What If those read() calls lied? How would they lie if you plugged it into my laptop with a USB drive enclosure?

    Unless I'm already infected. OH MY GOD, IT'S LIKE SUPER-AIDS!

  7. Re:Seems like cheating on Integrated HIV Successfully Cut Out of Human Genome · · Score: 1

    In fact, to make it work with HIV, they had to cheat and add tags to the HIV sequence. So what happens when they figure out how to automate the process of adding tags to the HIV sequence?
  8. Been done. on Microsoft Pays Bloggers to Tout MS Slogan · · Score: 1

    At least they're not doing it themselves... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zipatoni

  9. Re:Attacking the network on AT&T CEO Attacks Network Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Hey, whatever it takes to improve wireless signal...

  10. Re:Something doesn't jive... on Lucas To Make New Live Action Star Wars Films · · Score: 1

    Guh. And he'll replace all the lightsabers with walkie-talkies.

    (Yes, I know it was Spielberg.)

  11. [OT] Sig on Lucas To Make New Live Action Star Wars Films · · Score: 1

    "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next. "NO"
  12. Something doesn't jive... on Lucas To Make New Live Action Star Wars Films · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lucas, by the way, says he is readying "Clone Wars," an animated series for TV that's derived from "Star Wars." Many "Star Wars" characters appear in "Clone Wars," but voiced by other actors. Okay, so, Spiderman 3 is out, but he's "readying" Clone Wars? Is there a new version of the toon coming out, or what?

  13. Re:They could have done that anyway on Soldiers Can't Blog Without Approval · · Score: 1

    You do get to have a defense. It's even a seperate command in the Air Force. I believe it's the JAG for sailors and Marines.

    Thing is, the available punishments go up as you go towards a general court martial. A General can impose the death penatly if the crime warrents it. Can't you work your way up? If they keep judging you guilty, you eventually get to stand a general court martial, if you keep refusing the verdict? And I believe, at least for Marines, you can refuse summary courts martial, except aboard ship. Correct me if I'm wrong.

  14. Re:Because... on Glitch Has Users Fuming, Google 'Frantic' · · Score: 1

    Any reboots for patches done late at night so no one sees them and viola.... users NEVER complain about network access. Unless late at night in your time zone is late in the afternoon in the users timezone. Or the user is type of person who likes to answer his mail from home at 1.30 AM. Ten points if you have a load balancer, twenty if you take it out of the rotation to upgrade it, fifty if you automate it. Two million if you have a test site.

    I wish it was more common practice. :(

  15. Re:So... on 'Kryptonite' Discovered in Serbian Mine · · Score: 1

    Chuck Norris is sixty-seven. He's probably more interested in Viagra/Geritol cocktails than kryptonite. He's Chuck Norris. He probably secretes it naturally.

  16. Re:Just Like The M16 on U.S. Soldiers Hate New High-Tech Gear · · Score: 1

    I am not sure about the issue M4s as we Marines were issued M16s Some of us are now issued M4s, FYI.

  17. Re:What about a boogeyman attack? on Preparing for the Worst in IT · · Score: 1

    Not sure how I feel about that getting modded down as a troll.

  18. Re:Things that happened in 2006 happened in 2006 on Massive Star Burps, Then Explodes · · Score: 1

    Because it *did* happen that long ago. It just took the light from the supernova that long to reach us, so that we could see it.
    But then, didn't it not happen that long ago until the light reached us, or something?

  19. Re:This happens to me all the time.. on Massive Star Burps, Then Explodes · · Score: 1

    LOOK! A 7-DIGIT UID!

  20. Re:How does document.write mess up your DOM tree? on Googlebot and Document.Write · · Score: 1

    I feel like I should mention that I started doing innerHTML because that's what I saw Google doing.

  21. Re:How does document.write mess up your DOM tree? on Googlebot and Document.Write · · Score: 1

    Hmm. I just do or and document.getElementById('whatever').innerHTML = "...";

    Am I wrong?

  22. Re:Or maybe there is some truth in the belief? on Humans Hardwired to Believe in Supernatural Deity? · · Score: 1

    If that is so, they why don't they consider the possibility that this evidence actually could point to the existence of God? Ockham's razor be damned, I guess.
    Occam's razor could also go the other way. How complicated would you have to get to explain god? Everything just happening by chance seems less complex to me.

    Cue the quantum physics geeks...

  23. Re:Take a good look.. on Purdue Unveils a Tricorder · · Score: 1

    Until you lower them in the water. Then you get to see how they fixed the sleep/shut down problems...
    Hmm.

    [ ] Log off
    [ ] Shut down
    [x] Sleep with the fishes, see?

  24. Re:As the demotivation poster says on Meetings Make You Dumber · · Score: 1

    Neither I nor U are in Teamwork.
    True, but there is a "m" and an "e".
    Also: meat, mat, tram, market, toe, toke, mote, mate, worm, ream, row, wart, more, mar, mow...

    # killall boggle ; rm -f /usr/games/boggle

  25. Re:Very Minimal Perl for Unix People on Minimal Perl for Unix and Linux People · · Score: 2, Informative

    Shouldn't that be perl -pe 's/\r$//;'