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  1. Re:Remain for how long? on Fermi Paradox Predicting Humankind's Future? · · Score: 1

    Good old Second law. Either more energy is being fed into our universe, or eventually it will collapse. That's just entropy.
    So, is more energy being fed into our universe?

  2. Yes. on Do You Care About Race in Games? · · Score: 1

    I know this is pretty much a Slashdot cliche, but: I think I'm going to get modded down for this. You can't talk about having a "racial preference" in the midst of geekdom. It's a flamewar waiting to happen.

    Anyway: Yes. Not for anyone else's character. Just for mine.

    I pay attention to what I am. I'm a human. Male, and white, if you must know. That's my preference. It's just easier to relate to my character that way: to think of "him" as [an extension of?] myself.

    I don't care what you are.

  3. Re:What next? on Verizon to Allow Ads on Its Mobile Phones · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new...

    *clicky*

    ...wait, what the fuck is that? Is that a goddamned purple gorilla asking me how my day was? I am not welcoming a fucking talking purple gorilla as my new overlord. I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

  4. Yay! on Slashdot Design Changes for Wider Appeal · · Score: 1

    At first I thought my LCD was broken.

    Then I noticed "OMG PONIEZ" and thought Slashdot was hacked.

    Then I thought, "wait a fucking second, what's the date today..."

    Still beats last year. My boss called me up and went "YOU'RE FIRED! APRIL FOOLS!"

    I emailed him back something like "CATASTROPHIC SYSTEM FAILURE ON THE FILESERVER! APRIL FOOLS!"

    I won that round.

  5. Re:OT: Sig on Software Developer Beats Pirate in Boxing Ring · · Score: 1

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  6. Re:BS on Xbox 360 Backup Discs Bootable · · Score: 1
    You're one of those bastards that rents dvd's from the store and throws them on the concrete for fun, aren't you?
    "Diskstomper HQ, this is Diskstomper 47. The mark is on to us. Please advise."

  7. BS on Xbox 360 Backup Discs Bootable · · Score: 1

    I had a copy of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (PS2). I loved playing it; it was a fun game.

    Then I got drunk and stepped on it.

    It stopped working, unsurprisingly.

    The same (more or less) happened with SOCOM 1 (fortunately, about a day and a half before 2 came out) and Star Wars Battlefront 1.

    If I had a backup, I could still play all of these games. Sooner or later, my other games will go bad.

    And let's not forget all the movie DVDs; Bourne Identity, Star Wars I (well, no big loss, there), Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, S1M0N3... unplayable. This is just the stuff that springs to mind, for no particular reason. I'm sure I could fill Mister Goatse's "storage space" with the entire catalogue.

    For every person who believes that we shouldn't have the ability to make copies of games or movies because it will lead to piracy, there's someone who wishes like hell they could after one goes bad, either due to user fault, or just because the media sucks.

  8. Re:Who says climate change is all bad? on Greenland Glaciers Melting Much Faster · · Score: 1

    One word: Katrina.

  9. [OT*10^128] Re:Who says climate change is all bad? on Greenland Glaciers Melting Much Faster · · Score: 1

    Oh, man, that is a shitcan of worms that I'm not even gonna try to open up in this thread. :P

  10. Re:In other news... on Greenland Glaciers Melting Much Faster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Come on, now you're just being lazy. Put some effort into it.

    "People curious about computers start running Linux. They start writing kernel modules, device drivers, GNU software. They start creating little Lego Mindstorms projects. Eventually, they start overclocking. The effects of overclocking on global warming are rather like the effects of cow methane: if a single cow in Iowa rips one, no matter how bad it smells, it probably won't contribute much to global warming. However, if all the cows on the planet simultaneously fart, we have a problem. In other words, Linux is responsible for global warming. The Film Actor's Guild (F.A.G.) was unavailable for comment at press time, but it is well-documented that Alec Baldwin endorses Linux and encourages members of FAG to use the popular operating system: 'All FAGs should run Linux', he is quoted as saying."

    (Sorry, just having a bit of fun. :-))

  11. Re:DRM taught me how to "Pirate" on DRM Based on Trusted Computing Chips · · Score: 1
    Or maybe I am borderline retarded
    No, something is definitely borderline retarded, but it ain't you.

  12. Re:As usual, three days behind the story on Flexible Body Armor · · Score: 1

    Forget it, Wombat. It's Slashdottown.

  13. So? on PlayStation 3 Delayed, Over $800? · · Score: 1

    I remember reading somewhere that console sales tend to take a hit in order to sell games -- sorta like cell phones. "Yeah, here, have a (?:cell phone|game console)! ...Congratulations! Now buy 800 games (or whatever) for it."

    Nothing I'm objected to (if it's true; if not, please correct me). Just saying.

    Let's take inventory. I own a PS2, which, if memory serves (which it usually doesn't), cost me around $200-$250 when I first got it. Right now, I own GTA:SA, GTA:VC, GTAIII, SOCOM1, SOCOM2, SOCOM3, Hitman: Contracts, Operation Desert Storm, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, a few Atari and Midway collections[0][1], and a few others I probably didn't even know I had.

    [0] o/~ One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't beeeeeelonnnnnng. o/~

    [1] Somewhere, right now, Jack Thompson had a cold chill run down his spine. :-D

  14. Myspace must die. on MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users · · Score: 1

    But not because of paedophiles and whatnot. If you aren't supervising your kids when they're not old enough to know better, it's your fault. </caps>

    By the way: yes, I do have a Myspace page. Apparently, I'm not the first person to create a Myspace profile just to tell Myspace lusers how much I hate them. :P

  15. Re:This has gotten ridiculous on EFF Warns Not to Use Google Desktop · · Score: 1
    My point is that you should have nothing to hide in the first place.
    If I'm a sysadmin, and I read your mail, it's okay by you, because you have nothing to hide?

  16. Re:this has to stop on Danish, Western Websites Under Attack · · Score: 1
    (just the rednecks from Texas)
    I happen to know a redneck from Texas. He hates Bush, too.

  17. Re:A military usage of our technology? Oh no! on Linux Powers Military UGV · · Score: 1
    The best defense is a good offense.
    Not to piss on your insightful modding, but I believe there's a "sometimes" in that saying.

  18. Re:My letter to Google on Google Agrees to Censor Results in China · · Score: 1
    I am hereby cancelling my Adsense account
    One wonders how much you were making off Adsense, then.

    I'm willing to bet if there was more money involved, you'd be a lot more hesitant to kill it.

  19. What're they feeding it? on Bayesian Filters Predict Sundance · · Score: 1

    If it were my project, I'd probably feed the script through instead of the reviews.

  20. Re:It goes like this: on Bayesian Filters Predict Sundance · · Score: 1


    Parent contains spoilers!

    (I didn't know they were gay! :P)

  21. Re:cool! on Nemesis, the Sun's Binary Star Companion? · · Score: 1
    Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
    Just wait til I get going!

    ... Where was I?

  22. Mods missed the reference on U of Michigan creates first Quantum Microchip · · Score: 3, Informative

    At the end of every (?) episode of Quantum Leap, Sam (Scott Bakula) (and that holographic dude, once or twice) would say "Oh, boy" once he jumped into a new body and realized his new predicament.

    Can't believe the mods missed it. :-(

  23. Re:No kidding on Study: Waking Up Like Being Drunk · · Score: 3, Funny
    The first five minutes after waking is POST, kernel module loading, login, starting the desktop...
    Brain error or brain not present, please insert caffeine to continue...

  24. Question about book reviews on On the Matter of Slashdot Story Selection · · Score: 1

    If I post a book review with a link to somewhere you can buy the book (e.g., Amazon), is it okay to post an affiliate link, so I make a couple bucks off the sales to whoever buys it through Slashdot?

    (I haven't ever posted a review, and I'm not really planning on it any time soon, but I'm curious.)

  25. Re:Ah ha on Quantum Trickery - Einstein's Strangest Theory · · Score: 1
    Somebody open the box!
    Hrm.

    Well, I've got good news and bad news...