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  1. Re:Security? on Build Your Own Stun Gun · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I would be more concerned about keeping this information from fundamental Islamic extremists than from airport security.

    Yeah, a stun gun is WAY more dangerous than a boxcutter.

  2. Greek or Latin? Doubtful. on Cryptic Code Stumps Experts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Latin had no letter "U"; the letter "V" was used to render both U and V, and even post-Roman inscriptions tend to follow this practice when quoting Latin. Greek has its own alphabet, so a Latin alphabet acronym for a Greek phrase doesn't make much sense.

    Also, the article translates "Et in Arcadia Ego" as "And I was in Arcadia, too." This is incorrect. There is no verb in that phrase: it reads "And in Arcadia I". That's one reason why this painting is seen to be so enigmatic. This could be the first part of a sentence, though the pronoun "ego" would be superfluous in a complete sentence since the verb conjugation would identify the sentence as first-person singular. Or, it could mean "And in Arcadia, I" (i.e. the last part of a sentence such as "In Rome, there is Caesar, and in Arcadia, [there is] I.") Or the "I" could be a Roman numeral one. Any way you look at it, the article's translation is off.

  3. Re:Actually it was on Star Trek: TNG on The Home Parallel Universe Test · · Score: 1

    Isn't that a violation of the Prime Directive?

    He'd lost his memory. He didn't know about the Prime Directive.

  4. Re:Some speculation on alien religion on Vatican Astronomer Comments On Extraterrestrials · · Score: 1

    Considering how universal Nietzche's 'Will to Power' is likely to be, I sometimes wonder if aliens will be like Nazis, but with forcible genetic engineering rather than gas chambers.

    Please do us a favor and actually read Nietzsche before you automatically associate him with Nazis. (And I mean something other than Will to Power, the posthumous anthology heavily edited by his pro-Nazi sister, from whom he was estranged because he disagreed with her openly anti-Semitic views.)

  5. Re:Catastrophic on Vatican Astronomer Comments On Extraterrestrials · · Score: 1

    Hint 1: Buddhism is not a religion.

    How convenient. You give us these blanket statements which you say apply to all religions, and when a counterexample is given you claim that it's not really a religion. That's one way to always be right, I suppose.

  6. Re:WTF? on Vatican Astronomer Comments On Extraterrestrials · · Score: 1

    If you insist on being a pedant, don't spell it "pedent."

  7. Re:Turing was also... on Alan Turing, the Inventor of Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, you're not trying hard enough. Here's how it should go:

    The series starts with a profile of Alan "Big Gay Al" Turing, "Gaying Up Computers." In case you forgot, Turing is the gay man who came up with the gay concept of a "universal gay machine" which would perform lots of gay calculations while being tastefully decorated to match the curtains. Turing did a lot of gay codebreaking during WWII and contributed to the foundations of gay software and gay computer science. Fabulous!

  8. Re:Imminent Threat on Videogame Character Threatens National Security? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and it's a good thing no-one was living here in North America when we came over from Europe. We were able to expand our borders all the way to the Pacific Ocean and beyond without killing anyone.

  9. Re:Imminent Threat on Videogame Character Threatens National Security? · · Score: 1

    The fact that he had used them showed that he did not care about international law. Same with his invasion of Kuwait.

    "International law? I better call my lawyer; he didn't bring that up to me." -- George W. Bush, December 11, 2003

    I guess it's only evil brown-skinned heathens who are supposed to show respect for international law.

  10. Re:How about staying somewhere near the topic? on Microbroadcasting Summer Camp · · Score: 1

    While this post is somewhat interesting, I fail to see how it even comes close to being related to the topic. Okay, radio, phonographs, they're both audio media. But unless you're proposing making microbroadcasts of the Edison Concert Band, I think you're in the wrong thread.

  11. Re:If Atlantis DID exist, how advanced WERE they? on On the Trail to Atlantis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they found an island, and were relatively isolated for hundreds of years, I wonder what technology they managed to create before they sunk (or blew themselves up)

    Much like the advanced technology we found among the New Guinea highland tribes after they had been isolated for hundreds of years?

    In general, isolation is bad for technology.

  12. Re:As almost every Greek knows on On the Trail to Atlantis · · Score: 1

    Wait just a minute... there are plenty of Slashdotters who know no such thing. How can you make a statement like--

    oh, Greek. Never mind.

  13. Re:Not so fast(long, poss tedious) on On the Trail to Atlantis · · Score: 1

    as Plato got the tale from Aristotle, IIRC,

    Since Aristotle was Plato's pupil, the borrowing typically worked the other way around.

  14. Re:WHY! WON'T! IT! DIE! on BASIC Computer Language Turns 40 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget, Microsoft's Altair BASIC was also extensively traded by the Homebrew Computer Club and other groups, prompting Gates to publish his famous letter accusing them of stealing. This is, I believe, the first instance of a software company going after end users for software piracy.

  15. Re:Too bad on Andromeda And Mutant X Cancelled · · Score: 1

    It never pretended to be anything other than a cheesy science fiction show, and had a lot of fun with some of the sillier conventions of sci fi.

    Don't confuse mocking the sillier conventions of sci fi with employing them in earnest because you don't know any better.

  16. Re:Good riddance to bad crap on Andromeda And Mutant X Cancelled · · Score: 1

    Then they drop all pretense and somehow she becomes a walking talking hologram. And then later, I'm not sure, but did she end up turning into a real girl somehow?

    Well, see, they met some aliens who took them back to Earth, and then Rimmer invented the Solidgram which gave holograms bodies, and... no wait, that was another show.

  17. But if Texas gets rid of school books... on Notebooks Replace Textbooks in Texas · · Score: 1

    ...where will Presidential assassins hide out?

  18. Re:Bullshit. on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1

    No, no, NO. You and your stupid "scientists" don't understand how miracles work. See, before the flood, the laws of math worked differently than they do now, so seven was an even number, and could spontaneously become two, and there was nothing wrong with that. After the flood, in His infinite wisdom, God changed the laws of math. It all makes sense if you're not tied to your limited scientific worldview.

  19. Re:Evidence of Atheism as a Religion? Re:Gee... on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1

    From the link:

    since plants do not possess "life" in the Biblical sense. They are complex chemical systems, in which exist elaborate programmed information systems designed by God to enable them to specify their own replication.

    Oh, you mean like a fertilized ovum in the womb? Oh wait, that is life.

    It is possible, even today, for both man and the carnivorous animals to survive on vegetarian diets if they have to.

    Vitamin B12 is a myth perpetrated by Satanists.

    In any case, many of the animals in some such way began to acquire carnivorous appetites, in order to overcome the dietary deficiencies set up by the deteriorating plant world.

    But I thought you said carnivores could still get all their nutrition from plants?

    Of course, the real problem of this link is that the only "evidence" it cites is Biblical; it just dresses it up with scientific language. No empirical evidence whatsoever is offered to support the claim that the Second Law of Thermodynamics didn't hold sway until after some supposed Curse. The basic argument is that, since they've provided an elaborate story detailing how the emergence of carnivorous animals could have happened, we must accept that this account explains in fact how it did happen, without recourse to observation. Nice try.

  20. Re:Evidence of Atheism as a Religion? Re:Gee... on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is surprising how easily science lines up with the "fairy tales" of the Bible when you don't approach it from a pre-conceived, Darwinian "this is the way it had to be" mindset.

    Yeah, like when you have the completely objective opinion that the universe cannot be more than six thousand years old, and some astronomer points out parralax measurements showing that we can see stars which are millions of light years away, you're free to come up with some story about the light being created a few miles from Earth, and given a trajectory that just happens to make it look like it came from millions of miles away. Surprisingly, none of these people take me seriously when I propose that Ogobo the Nine-Headed Monkey God created the entire universe a mere three minutes ago, and implanted us with artificial memories and fossils and stuff to make us believe everything is older.

    Trust me, I've looked at creation "science." They really employ only two methods: they presuppose the Bible is 100% accurate, so their "science" is reduced to coming up with increasingly improbable stories to cover up for the fact that the Bible is frequently inconsistent with scientific observation; or they make some statement such as "science can't explain x" (such as what happened before the Big Bang) so therefore you have to accept their creator god as the only possible alternative.

    The trouble is, when you read their accounts to the exclusion of genuine scientists, and you never find out how easily their claims can be debunked, it sounds pretty convincing.

  21. Re:Privacy Concerns on Legoland Introduces Wi-Fi Tracking for Kids · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, am disgusted. If children can't roam around unsupervised at an amusement park, what is this country coming to? Next the jackbooted fascists will be telling kids they can't play in traffic or go home with the creepy guy at the arcade offering to show them puppies.

  22. Re:Privacy Concerns on Legoland Introduces Wi-Fi Tracking for Kids · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see what you mean, scary stuff. "Excuse me sir, but could you put on this wristband? Perfectly innocent, I assure you." Then the hapless fool walks away, oblivious to the fact that, as long as he stays within range of the Legoland WiFi system, some nefarious evildoer can track his every move. Creepy.

  23. Re:HOW UP DO HIGH KNEE on "Mozart Effect" Has A Molecular Basis · · Score: 1

    Obwohl Sie Leuten benennen möchten, haben Sie bitte das Anstand zum es in ihrer eigenen Sprache oder in Ihrem eigenen Namen zu tun. (Probably full of errors, but wtf)

    "Whether you peoples want to name, please have the decency to the it do in your own language or in your own name."

    wtf, indeed.

  24. The military uses Linux? on LUG Pres Resigns Over Military Linux Use · · Score: 5, Funny

    But... but Darl said Linux was a terrorist OS!

  25. Re:Virtually real on SimChurch · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, they're worshipping a deity who isn't real, in order to gain admission to a place, Heaven, that isn't real and avoid being sent by their unreal but supposedly loving God to another place, Hell, that isn't real, where they would be tortured for eternity by an entity, Satan, who isn't real.

    You're a bot, aren't you?