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  1. Re:Ah-choo on Brain-Implanted Chips Allow Control of Technology · · Score: 1

    Oh great! Then, everytime I sneeze my computer will reboot.

  2. The Perfect Tax on New York Court Says Telecommuters Must Pay NY Tax · · Score: 1
    This ruling should not come as a shock to anyone. This is the perfect tax.

    The courts/politicians have finally figured out how to raise taxes w/o fear of voter repurcussions(sp?). Those being taxed can't vote out the politicians (or put pressure on judges) because they can't vote in NYS.

    Hmmmm, I live in a state west of NY. Maybe I can convince my state legislature to tax New Yorkers for breathing the oxygen produced by the vegetation in my state.

  3. Re:Quit whining on Blockbuster Settles No Late Fee Suit · · Score: 1
    Re: While the corporation needs to be honest/ethical it is just as much part of the consumer's job to be educated.

    True, but what Blockbuster did was essentially a classic "Bait and switch" tactic. Bait the customer into the store with an implied promise of keeping a movie for as long as you want (ala NetFix model).

    Only after the customer was in the store were the true terms of the 'deal' revealed.

    Other examples of the modern bait and switch that tick me off are Best Buy's loss leader items in their ads with the "while supplies last" disclaimer. With each location deliberately stocking only 2-3 of the sale items.

  4. This is news? on MS, EU Agree on Name for Windows Sans Media Player · · Score: 1

    Months of negoritiations and countless hours of lawyer and Eurocrat time and all they have to show for it is a friggin name for Windoze w/o media player?

    It must be nice to live in a society where the lawmakers/courts have solved all of societies ills and have nothing better to do than haggle over the name of a piece of software. I have definately got to move to that utopian society.

  5. Re:Hey Bill? on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 1

    Since when has a Star Trek prequel ever been required to adhere to the 'history' laid out in the original?

  6. Mister Rodgers says on A Perspective on Microsoft's Shared Source · · Score: 1

    Re: Stock price slip on MS moving to Open Source

    Can you say "Class-action Shareholders Lawsuits?"

    I knew that you could

  7. Re:Guideline on Draft Guidelines for Space Tourists · · Score: 1

    2) Keep barf-bag close-by.

  8. Re:Death on Draft Guidelines for Space Tourists · · Score: 1

    If the small aircraft manufacturing industry is any indicator, the odds are not good for the industry surviving much past the first fatality.

  9. Re:Video will never take off on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 1

    Even if bandwidth problem is overcome. 1) it will be too difficult manage small screen real-estate to juggle images of multiple conversation participants. 2) I for one enjoy being able to roll my eyes and make other rude gestures at the party on the other end (behind their back) :-)

  10. Never attribute to malice... on EU Sleuths Think Microsoft Sabotaged Windows · · Score: 1

    that which can be attributed to mere incompetence.

  11. When are we going to see... on 18th International Obfuscated C Code Contest Opens · · Score: 0, Troll

    A NON-obfuscated Perl contest?

  12. Re:DB Reports on Teaching Programming to Non-Developers · · Score: 1

    You would be amazed at how quickly a business user with a little SQL knowledge and read-only accees to a database can make IT's life a living hell.

    With dozen's of reports floating around (written by different managers), much of my time is spent explaining to PHBs why Report A and Report B don't tie-out when they are extracting almost, but not quite the same data.

    Not to mention the amazing ability of a little bit ow knowledge resulting in a query from hell that brings even the mightiest Oracle database to its knees.

  13. Re:NOT Totally useless on Credit card signatures: Useless? · · Score: 1

    Actually, I have had to go back to the merchant to dispute a charge. I had made a roughly $20 purchase, but when my statement came, my $20 purchase was there, plus a second purchase for $250 (recorded about 30 minutes after the intial purchase). When I disputed the $250 charge, the store found a 'signed' receipt for the $250 that looked nothing like the sig on the legit purchase's receipt. Case closed and the offending cashier was fired (the card number was manually entered).

    Admittedly, this would have gone unnoticed had I not been in the habit of actually reading my monthly statement as opposed to blindly filing it away.

  14. Re:Their suing for defamation on Spammers Sue Spam Victim For $4 Million · · Score: 1

    For there to be defamation, doesn't there have to be some level of good reputation to begin with?

    If your reputation is already well below the level of Stalin or Hitler, how can you possibly be defamed?

  15. Clockwise or Counterclockwise? on Australian P2P Sites Disappear Overnight · · Score: 1

    When all of these Aussie P2P sites flushed the evidence down the toilet (as the door was being broken down by the authorities), does the evidence swirl clockwise or counter-clockwise before going down the drain?

  16. Also from the Journal of Obvious Results... on Online Purchases Can Give You Away · · Score: 1

    Demographics are used for targetted advertising. Film at 11:00.

    Can we please stop posting articles that fall into the "Well, Duh!" category?

  17. Re: Oral agreements on Clash of the GPL and Other IP Agreements? · · Score: 1

    Good luck getting the 'oral agreement' to fly. The employer will likely say "I don't recall any such conversation."

    It is impossible to prove whether someone really does not remember or is simply denying the accusation without crossing the line to perjury.

    At any rate, it will be hard to hire a lawyer while unemployed.

  18. Does this apply to broadcast reports as well? on Media Organizations Join Forces to Fight Canadian Ruling · · Score: 1

    What if the report had been broadcast on AM radio from DC, and picked up in Ontario via a skip off the ionosphere? Could the guy still have sued then? The radio station obviously would have known that the signal could be picked up virtually anywhere in the world. The same logic could be applied here as with the internet publication.

  19. Dilema for environmentalists on Breakthrough in solar photovoltaics · · Score: 1

    If the raw material is indeed snake oil, then that puts environmentalists in a quandry.

    Which is the greater evil, slaughtering millions of snakes for their oil or having coal fired generators spewing toxins into the air?

  20. Beggers can't be choosers. on US Stem Cells Contaminated · · Score: 1

    Institutions that have their hands out begging for money shoudn't whine and complain when there are conditions placed on how those funds can/should be used.

    What is so hard to understand about that?

    If you are feeding from the public funds trough, you can expect your snout to be smacked from time to time.

  21. Re:What types of phones? on UK Report Suggests Dangers In Cell Phone Use · · Score: 1, Funny

    What about phones with the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

    Are they safe?

  22. Re:Evil Bastard on U.S. Makes Plans for GPS Shutdown · · Score: 1

    Drivers and emergency workers can use the new-fangled contraption I just saw in WalMart. I think it was called a map.

    Pilots have no business being airborne if they cannot navigate w/o GPS.

    Hikers also should always have the above mentioned 'map'. I mean what will they do if they drop the GPS onto a rock and it shatters into a million pieces?

  23. Anyone with kids in school should know... on Students Tracked By RFID · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... that the RFID plan is fatally flawed. On any given day, the RFID system will be reporting a 50% absentee rate. The typical high school student is lucky enough to remember to bring his/her bookbag to school every day, much less a small, easily misplaced RFID card.

  24. In other news... on Camera Phone Tips · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nokia has announced that it will launch a new line of cell 'phones' that offer text messaging, web browsing, and digital photos, and walkie-talkie voice features. The traditional telephone voice mode feature will no longer be supported.

    A Nokia spokesperson stated, "Our marketting department has determined that using cell phones like, well, a 'phone' is something that our target demographic's grandmothers would use. Today's generation is much more inclined to broadcast poor quality digital photos of the dog stuck in the sewer grate, text their buddy lists, and generally annoy passers-by with the 'beep-speak-beep' of walkie-talkie conversations."

  25. Re:The One True Religion (my cat disagrees) on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1

    Uhhh, my cat disagrees with your so-called "Queen" Maeve's assertion.

    I have it on good authority that MY cat created the universe last TUESDAY.