I did. I'm a Bigfoot porn aficionado and I wanted to see new sites but this extensions only shows me Sasquatch and Yeti porn, which is completely different. After all I'm no perv.
I gladly accept stock options, company car, company jet, real estate, rare metals, free vacations, use of yachts, hookers and other perks just like our bosses.
Nonetheless we don't pick up when you call us. If you want to talk to me, you'll do it when _I_ have time ( and the inclination) and not interrupt me just because _you_ have time.
"Anyway, I'm going to let the joke fly over my head and suggest that your company's network design was more to blame than the printer or its clueless owner."
You were not born yet, or we would have hired you then.
I remember fondly a long time ago, when one employee brought his private first HP color printer to his office and installed it on his machine.
The install process replaced the print queue and it began immediately checking the company network for all printers that might be out of paper or ink, all over the world, from the US, to Europe, India and Japan. After an hour it had consumed all the bandwidth available polling 10-15000 printers and the network broke down.
My 'self-driving' car has been in manual mode for decades, it seems to drive itself only when I'm drunk as a skunk, at least that's what I think, since I can't remember driving home.
Slashdot Mirror
Years ago, sites were Slashdotted, nowadays they get Olivered and Colberted.
"And most of those who do only try it once or stick to a limited range of products."
I use it to buy stuff I already know, repeatedly.
Perhaps blind people use it extensively but most of us like to see at least a crappy photograph of the product.
But you can buy detergent from the couch instead of walking to the washing machine and press the dash button.
I can buy stuff at Amazon with Alexa, dash buttons, cellphones, tablets and computers, where else is that possible.
I did.
I'm a Bigfoot porn aficionado and I wanted to see new sites but this extensions only shows me Sasquatch and Yeti porn, which is completely different.
After all I'm no perv.
I gladly accept stock options, company car, company jet, real estate, rare metals, free vacations, use of yachts, hookers and other perks just like our bosses.
Yep, you got it.
That's how the market works in a capitalist system, comrade.
Nonetheless we don't pick up when you call us.
If you want to talk to me, you'll do it when _I_ have time ( and the inclination) and not interrupt me just because _you_ have time.
...can have mine and those of a couple of hundred million other users who don't need it.
If the bugs go blind, they might have more difficulties to infect us.
And none of them returned for 2000 years?
Call the library cop!
Always the last ditch effort before bankruptcy.
"Anyway, I'm going to let the joke fly over my head and suggest that your company's network design was more to blame than the printer or its clueless owner."
You were not born yet, or we would have hired you then.
I remember fondly a long time ago, when one employee brought his private first HP color printer to his office and installed it on his machine.
The install process replaced the print queue and it began immediately checking the company network for all printers that might be out of paper or ink, all over the world, from the US, to Europe, India and Japan.
After an hour it had consumed all the bandwidth available polling 10-15000 printers and the network broke down.
It was fun working IT those days.
"If they have a brain in their skulls they already have backups sitting on the ground on standby "
This is the Military, they call their backups 'reserve'.
I guess that's what they want.
... as my internet is unlimited.
Beware the wormfaces!
Another victory in the name of President Trump‘
Hardly. They can no longer target minorities, like the stupid white Trump voters.
My 'self-driving' car has been in manual mode for decades, it seems to drive itself only when I'm drunk as a skunk, at least that's what I think, since I can't remember driving home.
Amazon got slashdotted.
"the new machines could allow for liquids, gels, aerosols, and laptops to be left in bags."
Just as the guns, knives and hand-grenades they never find when they get tested.
"Oh so I can now just go grab any Studebaker I see? "
No, but you can build one for yourself that looks and behaves exactly as the original.
Even if it's a Sony.
"For a topic you cared about, you would look for something more in-depth."
It sure beats a creationist schoolbook from Kansas.
None of these.
"I own it."
Obviously it's the cheesecake factory owning it.