The egg came first. Why? Well, everything either tastes like chicken or is made from soy. Chicken isn't made from soy, so it can't possibly be a derivative of it. Likewise, soy doesn't taste like chicken.
The egg came first, it hatched out a soybean and a chicken. The soybean evolved into veggie burgers, dirt, and Chevy Avalanches. The chicken eventually evolved into numerous animals, possibly including humans.
"Let's face it folks, Duke Nukem Forever isn't coming out. 8 years for one game?"
You'll eat your words when the 3D Realms site is updated with the release of Duke Nukem Forever, utilizing the amazing new Homestar Runner Flash graphics engine.
Just imagine how much more quickly they would have become the world's most powerful search engine if they had used the Technic line instead of just run of the mill Lego!
"3. Intelligence is not a prime prerequisite for paralegals or politicians."
Drat. It'll be much harder to level up as a politician without that +10% bonus to XP.
Intellectual Property? Huh, that must fall under SCO's domain then.
And of course, since Linux uses all of SCO's stuff, then Linux has this same vulnerability, too. I might as well patch my Linux box up to ward off MyDoom while I'm at it.
Speaking of the subconscious, while it's helped occasionally for some tough homework problems, it also reminded me one night that I had a paper due the next day.
It was one of those lovely dreams that involved being naked in class... I was in english class, except that it was taught by one of my electrical engineering professors, and he was telling us that we had a paper due "November 18." It was also incredibly hot in the classroom, so I ended up taking most of my clothes off, to the amusement of the class.
Later that "day," I was back in my dorm room, which resembled a typical department front office, so anyone could come by and say hello. "I heard you were naked in English class today!" they said. Lacking anything better to say, I simply replied proudly, "Why yes, I was!"
The alarm then woke me up, I rolled to the side of the bed and looked in the floor (where I kept most of my papers). Sure enough, I had a paper due in Engineering Orientation on November 18, which happened to be that very day. Umm, thank you, subconscious.
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You forgot the big "R" that makes it go thrice as fast.
Well, sliced bread can be fatal if inhaled.
postgreSnot runs faster under most loads than mySnot, so I'll just stick with it.
So, have the people that moderated the above as offtopic even played the first Metroid? I suggest you do a search for "JUSTIN BAILEY" and "Metroid."
At least one of which (Eegah) was a far better movie than : Hands of Fate.
The egg came first. Why? Well, everything either tastes like chicken or is made from soy. Chicken isn't made from soy, so it can't possibly be a derivative of it. Likewise, soy doesn't taste like chicken.
The egg came first, it hatched out a soybean and a chicken. The soybean evolved into veggie burgers, dirt, and Chevy Avalanches. The chicken eventually evolved into numerous animals, possibly including humans.
"reading your email."
Oh, well, that counts as third-party software, since your grandmother obviously didn't code that message under the employ of Microsoft.
Reminds me of an old motherboard manual I had that referred to the connector for the "hard dick drive." Generic motherboard with generic translators.
Hmm, I guess that means the US should have started over in the early 1800's.
So, is Stephen King going to play her evil twin?
"Let's face it folks, Duke Nukem Forever isn't coming out. 8 years for one game?" You'll eat your words when the 3D Realms site is updated with the release of Duke Nukem Forever, utilizing the amazing new Homestar Runner Flash graphics engine.
So, is the Ape-Man character the one that patented one-click shopping?
Something like that should be another Elder Scrolls game rather than Fallout 3.
I did middle, bottom right, bottom middle, then top middle. Always works, too.
Oh, if you want "painful to listen to," just watch the English dub of "Excel Saga." The English voice actress for Excel is aneurism-inspiring.
Just imagine how much more quickly they would have become the world's most powerful search engine if they had used the Technic line instead of just run of the mill Lego!
The Wookie's measurement system doesn't make much more sense.
"3. Intelligence is not a prime prerequisite for paralegals or politicians." Drat. It'll be much harder to level up as a politician without that +10% bonus to XP.
Intellectual Property? Huh, that must fall under SCO's domain then. And of course, since Linux uses all of SCO's stuff, then Linux has this same vulnerability, too. I might as well patch my Linux box up to ward off MyDoom while I'm at it.
Actually, it's just a ploy at immortality. If even Death him/herself played the record backwards and thought that Paul was already dead, well...
Speaking of the subconscious, while it's helped occasionally for some tough homework problems, it also reminded me one night that I had a paper due the next day.
It was one of those lovely dreams that involved being naked in class... I was in english class, except that it was taught by one of my electrical engineering professors, and he was telling us that we had a paper due "November 18." It was also incredibly hot in the classroom, so I ended up taking most of my clothes off, to the amusement of the class.
Later that "day," I was back in my dorm room, which resembled a typical department front office, so anyone could come by and say hello. "I heard you were naked in English class today!" they said. Lacking anything better to say, I simply replied proudly, "Why yes, I was!"
The alarm then woke me up, I rolled to the side of the bed and looked in the floor (where I kept most of my papers). Sure enough, I had a paper due in Engineering Orientation on November 18, which happened to be that very day. Umm, thank you, subconscious.