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IT Literacy Test

crumley writes "The Educational Testing Service just announced a new test that is designed to measure information technology literacy. The test is supposed to measure the ability of students to use software to solve problems, and not just how to use particular programs. So has anyone out there taken a test like this? Did it seem to measure critical thinking and problem solving skills?"

302 comments

  1. 2 hours = Useful project? by manganese4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    one wonders how in two hours one can truly test someone's compentency when most projects requires at least 2hours to determine the source of the problem

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    1. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by boomgopher · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dude, you can tell in 30 seconds if a person is computer literate just by observing how they use a computer.

      I.e. when you say "click that link", and they ask "which (mouse) button"?, you know you're in trouble...


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    2. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by AvitarX · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's even worse when the test computer is a Mac.

      (based on personal expieriance).

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    3. Re: 2 hours = Useful project? by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1
      I.e. when you say "click that link", and they ask "which (mouse) button"?, you know you're in trouble...

      Yeah that's a dumb question... I would ask "click what link?".
      Maybe you were pointing with your finger? Sorry, I couldn't see that, only read your comment.

      He who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

    4. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How about when you say "click that link" and they double-click it? All day long I'm telling people "you only have to click links once" and then watching them double-click the next one they come to...

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    5. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by koffie · · Score: 1

      So if someone knows what "clicking a link" is you consider them computer literate? ;-)

    6. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by sinan · · Score: 1

      You haven't said if this is your computer or the users computer.And also have not indicated if it is a one button mouse, or two or three.

      If your computer, if you are using firefox, opera, mozilla, konqueror or lynx or safari.

      You also have not indicated if middle button is set for tab, and the right button is set for new window for three button mouse, or what the mouse button setting is for a two button mouse, or what meta keys are used for a one button mouse.

      Or is this lynx browser ....

      Sorry not enough info...

    7. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're always taking a really long time to try and find the source of your projects' problems, then the problem is probably you.

    8. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by stikk · · Score: 2, Funny

      http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/041108/nym043_1.html

      Anyone else notice the literacy article has a mistyped url at the end of this story, thus it does not work correctly? .. So much for IT literacy..

      "http://www.ets.org\ictliteracy"

    9. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by iMaple · · Score: 1

      Dijkstra probably would have failed your test. ( I dont think he was computer literate so this actually says good abt your test )

    10. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I.e. when you say "click that link", and they ask "which (mouse) button"?, you know you're in trouble...

      Uummm... It kind of depends on he context. If a user is complaining that a specific link isn't working I'll ask them to right-click on it so I can look at what the link actually is pointing to. There are reasons to right click on a link and reasons to left click on a link. I don't know why the parent got modded up. General slashdot arrogance, ignorance and 1337ism I guess.

    11. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by LinuxFan · · Score: 1

      What's really interesting is that the article appears to have come from ETS as indicated in the header and footer...

      Press Release Source: ETS

      Who is testing their computer literacy?

    12. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by lcsjk · · Score: 2, Funny
      "So if someone knows what "clicking a link" is you consider them computer literate?"

      In the class I'm teaching, knowing what "clicking a link" means, will put one at the top of the class. Actually, of the 12 people in the class, I don't think anyone would know how to do that. After 4 weeks, (one hour per) I still have one person that has trouble with how you "left click" with your right hand.

      Mod it funny if you like, 'cause "Pathetic" is not an option.

    13. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People only ever ask "which button" after you tell them to right-click something (and maybe explain what right-click means). What gets me is that they ask every time, even after you explain.

      Me: "Right click that icon, then click properties"
      Them: "Left or right click?"
      Me: "Always click with the left button, unless I say right click"
      Them: "Ohhhh, ok, I get it."
      Me: "Good. Now right click that other icon, and click edit"
      Them: "Left or right click?"

    14. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only a 3 button mouse? I use an 8 button mouse

    15. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use a 104-key mouse.

    16. Re:2 hours = Useful project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well in all honesty, using my computer (with Mozilla), if someone wanted me to visit a page and asked me to click a link, assuming they clearly indicated which link, I'd probably ask "left or middle" indicating a query as to whether I should jump to the page or open it in a new tab.

  2. Take the test but... by icekillis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Take the test but ya be warned: Failing even one question will result in a one year suspension of your Geek Licence.

    1. Re:Take the test but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SUPER SLAM

    2. Re:Take the test but... by icekillis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Keep in mind that those are the people that brought you the AP high school tests, GRE, SAT, CLEP etcetera http://www.ets.org/tests.html

    3. Re:Take the test but... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      All such tests are subjective, based on the tester's bias and experience and lacking in real world useful stuff. I bet there is not even one section on the proper way to format a Jobcard and JCL for a FORTRAN run on a IBM OS/360. Harrumph! Never get a job at NASA that way....

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  3. Yahoooo! by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    They got the URL wrong - of course if you can't figure out how to fix it, you fail the literacy test. anyway it's a slash, not a backslash. (If you can't tell those apart, that's an automatic fail, too.)

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    1. Re:Yahoooo! by ultrasonik · · Score: 5, Funny

      The editor at Yahoo! should stay away from this test. And if you don't know the difference between a slash and a back slash then you shouldn't be posting on \.

    2. Re:Yahoooo! by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that Slashdot or Backslashdot?

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    3. Re:Yahoooo! by jjsoh · · Score: 1

      Do most geeks call it 'slash' or 'forward slash'? I am genuinely curious.

      I personally prefer to specify either forward or back to prevent any confusion. Though, for the majority of non-geeks out there, it doesn't make a difference whether I specify or not, since they always end up asking me "Which one?" anyway.

    4. Re:Yahoooo! by tylernt · · Score: 1

      An unqualified 'slash' is a forward slash.

      I've heard people use 'whack' in reference to backslashes; i.e., "whack whack servername whack sharename". You have to be careful who you say this around, though.

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    5. Re:Yahoooo! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      More to the point, it's usually only called "slash". There's no need to refer to it as forward slash - remember, right and forward are both the proper direction and thus are the default, for example a bolt, or a bolt with a left handed thread. Besides whack I've also heard "hack". Exclamation point is my favorite; it's usually "bang" but it is sometimes said "ding!" which is quite enjoyable.

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    6. Re:Yahoooo! by tylernt · · Score: 1

      I though 'bang' was an exclamation point? Hence the term "hash bang slash bin bash" to begin a shell script?

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    7. Re:Yahoooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I consider "slash" to default to forward slash and thus generally do not specify; however, when using forward slashes and backslashes close together, I will specify "forward" because it may be inappropriately assumed that by "slash" I meant "backslash" in that context.

    8. Re:Yahoooo! by erhnamdjim · · Score: 1

      Sir, as a lefthander I find your declaration that right is the proper direction to be grossly insulting. Whilst I recognise that the righthanded majority feel threatened by the inherent superiority of my kind, that is no excuse for your continued use of language to denigrate us.

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    9. Re:Yahoooo! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Exclamation point is my favorite; it's usually "bang" but it is sometimes said "ding!" which is quite enjoyable.

      I though 'bang' was an exclamation point? Hence the term "hash bang slash bin bash" to begin a shell script?

      Please go back and reread my comment, and all will become clear. Thank you.

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  4. OMFG by pmc255 · · Score: 0

    Yet another way for the ETS to make money by gathering some useless statistics. Sigh...

  5. How about an IT *Design* test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoever designed Slashdot's IT colorscheme fails!

    1. Re:How about an IT *Design* test? by h8macs · · Score: 1

      I don't know it looks nice and clean to me... it is a little painful with the white text.... but overall the gold/tan/bronze is a nice color.

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    2. Re:How about an IT *Design* test? by arose · · Score: 1

      You fail.

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    3. Re:How about an IT *Design* test? by Murf_E · · Score: 1

      If you are using firefox and use the live bookmarks feature it loads the normal green one

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    4. Re:How about an IT *Design* test? by Open_The_Box · · Score: 1

      Yeah, got something going for it. Better than the Games section. *switches tabs* Aargh! My eyes!

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  6. It is a shame by gtooth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While this is a good measurement of progress for our current interface and will be useful to measure the average worker. I expect it to be hopelessly interface dependent. There is more than one good and useful GUI or TUI (is there another name for a text only UI?)

    1. Re:It is a shame by eln · · Score: 2, Informative

      is there another name for a text only UI?

      What's wrong with the standard acronym CLI (Command Line Interface)?

    2. Re:It is a shame by Westech · · Score: 2, Funny

      "TUI"

      Gazunteit.

    3. Re:It is a shame by a_ghostwheel · · Score: 1

      These days CLI can be easily mistaken for Common Language Infrastructure

    4. Re:It is a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You probably mean "Gesundheit".

      Hope that helps. Have a nice day!

    5. Re:It is a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      is there another name for a text only UI

      Yeah, it's called Linux.

    6. Re:It is a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      These days CLI can be easily mistaken for Common Language Infrastructure

      In that case, you should avoid confusion by calling it:
      Command Line Interface Text

    7. Re:It is a shame by Laebshade · · Score: 1
      TUI (is there another name for a text only UI?)
      Curses?
    8. Re:It is a shame by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      Console Interface.

    9. Re:It is a shame by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not the same thing. An interface can be text-only and yet not be a command-line. For example, Midnight Commander.

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    10. Re:It is a shame by magefile · · Score: 1

      TUI includes both CLI and curses-type interfaces.

    11. Re:It is a shame by koffie · · Score: 1

      Hardly - anyone worth his (or her) salt knows that CLI stands for the command line.

    12. Re:It is a shame by Coniptor · · Score: 1

      I've always thought it was:
      GUI=Graphical User Interface:
      Xfree / Xorg

      TUI=Text User Interface:
      ncurses, slang: "make menuconfig," links, minicom stuff.

      CLI=Command Line Interface: actual cli commands that accept command line arguements and can direct output, input, and error from cli.

    13. Re:It is a shame by mc_barron · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, I prefer the full call sign for a command line interface through a terminal:
      CLIT

      Then I can say things like:
      "I am the CLIT master!"
      or
      "I prefer to use the CLIT - it's faster and more direct."

    14. Re:It is a shame by Myself · · Score: 1

      The way I understand it:

      GUI: anything row/column oriented rather than line-oriented. Midnight commander falls into this.

      Bitmapped display: A subtype of GUI where individual pixels are addressible rather than whole character blocks.

      CLI: Anything line-oriented, where the actual geometry of the display isn't a concern. CLI output is easy to log and replay, whereas GUI output is not.

      Full-screen editors are technically GUI. (Compare EDLIN.)

  7. funny thing is ... by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it's pencil & paper based!

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    1. Re:funny thing is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet you are what? 16? How big is your cock? We may be able to work something out!

    2. Re:funny thing is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there is a hot blonde sitting next to you, ready to give you a blow.job every 5 min during the examanition. It would be like in *real* life.

  8. I haven't taken anything like this... by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... but a test like this seems long overdue. I can't tell you how irritated I get when some new snotnose paper-MCSE comes strollin into my office thinking they know everything. If the test is accurate, fair, and relevant, I might consider it as part of the candidate screening process when hiring new IT workers.

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    1. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Any test will necessarily miss relevant skills, and will over- or under-emphasize certain things. If you can be a paper-MCSE, there's no particular reason to believe that you can't be a paper-"IT literate".

      The idea of this test is fundamentally flawed. If you are good at problem solving, you will be good at problem solving in a technology-rich environment or a technology-poor environment equally. Analytical thought and problem solving has been around a lot longer than computers, and the same people that are good at solving problems with computers were good at solving problems with other things before computers.

      I've always hated technology tests, because they necessarily favor a particular way of doing things, and show a clear bias to the solutions preferred by whoever came up with the test. My techniques are rarely the "industry standard" techniques, so I often find myself on tech assessment tests choosing the answers I know the test creators think are right, even if in my experience they aren't the best or most efficient way to do things.

    2. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by blether · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the test is accurate, fair, and relevant

      Get a grip. It will weed out the 'tards, nothing more.

    3. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I haven't finished my MCSE. I'm thinking about giving up on it after I had to help an MCSE install a server. He didn't know the basics, like installing Active Diredory, configuring of the DHCP service, or even installing third party drivers. NOTE: This was to replace the DC in a smaller network (100-150 workstations/win2k/xp) Then he tried to argue with me about other aspects of configuration. I can't find a permanent job and these Microsoft Clown School Educated losers keep snapping up anything that does come open, I feel so defeated. Maybe I'll just become middle management. *Convulses*

    4. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by rocjoe71 · · Score: 5, Funny
      It will weed out the 'tards

      I beg your pardon! They prefer to be called "Management".

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    5. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Chundra · · Score: 5, Funny

      Um...this is from the ETS, dude. You know, the same folks who brought us the uber-useful SAT and GRE. Of course, those are both completely unbiased and highly accurate exams that let universities see the true potential of their applicants. Given that, we can all rest assured that this test will be a truly wonderful addition to the pre-employment screening process. Besides, it will dramatically lower the ROI, and that, my friend, is key.

      *cough*

    6. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely!

      I can usually sum up someone's ability in minutes, with just a few questions...such as:

      Tell me what you know about assembly language...have you ever written/studied any assembly?

      If the answer goes: "I've never done any assembly language, or worse 'What is assembly language?'", then I know I'm dealing with someone who isn't really interested in knowing how things work, etc.
      Since that is universal to all of our digital technology, if someone doesn't have a clue about that, then they are indeed just a paper-wannabe-geek.

      As the old(?!) saying goes:
      There are only 11 types of people in the world:
      00: those who don't understand binary
      01: those who do understand binary
      10: those who wish they did understand binary ;-)

    7. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD Parent UP, Dilbert's boss here is attempting to be politically correct.

    8. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by fhknack · · Score: 1

      If you're looking for a test that is "accurate, fair, and relevant," I would suggest that you look somewhere other than ETS. It's been a few years since I read that book, but it sure did open my eyes.

    9. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My techniques are rarely the "industry standard" techniques...

      Man, when I was in college, we had 8 or 9 different "Industry Standards". While most teachers were absolutely convinced that their method was the "Industry Standard", there were a few knowledgable enough to explained the whole thing to us. Mostly when people talk about "Industry Standards", it's manager-speak for "The Way We Do Things Here." So if you don't follow the "Industry Standards", you will not be working for long.

      Also keep in mind that "Industry Standards" in the sense that I'm talking about has absolutely nothing to do with real ISO or QS standards. Those are actual organizations that create a set of standard rules for companies to follow, usually for the safety of workers and quality assurance of products. No, I'm just talking BS manager-speak...

    10. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      I can't find a permanent job and these Microsoft Clown School Educated losers keep snapping up anything that does come open, I feel so defeated. Maybe I'll just become middle management. *Convulses*
      1. Print up your own tech cert.
      2. If you want to go whole-hog, get yourself an el-cheapo "pay-as-you-go" cell phone and give it to a girlfriend
      3. Tell her that if that phone rings, to make like she's a receptionist at the "institute" you said you attended
      4. Give her a script to read on how to answer questins about your academic record (ie: "student number, please?" Ok, let's see, attended such and such a date, here are the marks, do you want me to fax a copy to you, sir?"
      5. Profit
      Now I know that some of you are going to say this is unethical, but it's certainly no less ethical than Microsoft's bogus certs.

      And, if they check back in, say, 5 years, "I read somewhere that the place burned down." Remember to fix up some obscure web site that can validate this, and refer queries to *you* :-)

    11. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. I don't know how to program in Assembly, nor do I have any wish to do so. It's not that I'm not interested in how things work. I would never have ripped apart most of my toys and electronics as a child if I didn't. I just moved on to do other things, like programming in higher level languages. And I'm damned good at what I do. But if you asked me if I knew how to program Assembly, I would ask you how that relates to the web development job I applied for...

    12. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by h8macs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow... I would much rather see less emphasis placed on weeding out paper-MCSE's and more toward weeding out folks who have NEVER used a computer. OR that do not want to know more than they 'have' to.

      I have worked in several software companies that hired people merely for common religious beliefs or because they had a degree in hand. This could be for physical therapy, perfect candidate for network administration.

      The majority of the 'tests' I have taken for jobs are a joke anyway.

      Personality tests... anyone with half a brain can skew these.
      IQ tests... ok these take a little more than half a brain... not much though.
      Troubleshooting tests... aren't these subjective? It seems this would be up to interpretation by the test giver/checker... thus not really unbiased.

      BTW, I am not an MCSE. I view certifications as merely a secondary income for corporations such as Microsoft/Cisco. Woohoo you can memorize shitake, but when the receptionist can't print to the network printer .... better replace the mouse and keyboard cause there could be an IRQ conflict!

      yeesh.... let's drop the certs already.

      Mod me down for being an antagonist, mark me as freak/foe because I don't believe in your certification that you shelled out hard earned cash for when a little knob polishing could have gotten you further (and may have). *-4 Flamebait/Troll*

      My time posting online is such a small part of my overall life. How about yours?

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    13. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Otter · · Score: 4, Informative
      Because somebody's got to R the FA...:

      This is a test of familiarity with basic office application paradigms -- do you understand how to use the two dimensions in a spreadsheet or the relationship between database fields and data? It has nothing to do with administration (although I've encountered admins who didn't understand either of those things).

    14. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by EMIce · · Score: 1
      The idea of this test is fundamentally flawed. If you are good at problem solving, you will be good at problem solving in a technology-rich environment or a technology-poor environment equally.

      I don't think this is necessarily true. I would rephrase this to say that those that can solve technology-rich problems are as *capable* of solving similarly difficult technology-poor problems, but they may not be as practiced in the technology-poor problem domain. Given that such tests are timed, familiarity can be almost as important as capability - here is where a capable techie may suffer on a typical problem solving test. This test pulls out individuals with smarts that might otherwise go unnoticed with other forms of testing.
      I've always hated technology tests, because they necessarily favor a particular way of doing things, and show a clear bias to the solutions preferred by whoever came up with the test.

      This isn't always the case, especially not with the standardized tests the ETS puts out. If there is more than one solution and one is more proper, it is usually more proper for well defined, scientific reasons. Once we find out the standards for the test, we can argue the merits of their standards decisions - and that's only if their problems can potentially have two answers at all.

      My techniques are rarely the "industry standard" techniques, so I often find myself on tech assessment tests choosing the answers I know the test creators think are right, even if in my experience they aren't the best or most efficient way to do things.

      *shrug* - I'd need an example. Usually skipping industry standards requires more than casual justification.
    15. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Ironically, when I to the GRE, I happened to look at the bottom to see who was getting what scores in each category (language, analytical, math).

      The thing that really stuck out was that MBA students were much, much lower than everyone else in analytical.

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    16. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by ebuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you really want to know if someone can perform a task, then ask them to perform it for you. It's called a "skills based exam".

      Most of the IT exams are fact based exams. The CCIE is skills based as are some portions of the RHCE. Never have I even heard of a paper-CCIE or paper-RHCE, because it's not possible to pass unless you can peform the tasks within the exam.

      Fact based exams are easy to write, easy to administer, and easy to design supplemental study guides / course schedules / etc. Skills based exams require you to use the technology until you gain some level of comfort and competency.

    17. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by drugdealer · · Score: 1

      Normally students applying to business schools take the GMAT, not the GRE.

    18. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

      Hey, I don't exactly use "Industry Standards" either. I'm all for newer, and better tests. Especially sledgehammer tests, which test your proficiency with a sledgehammer when used against cubish, metallic objects. Specifically, objects of 2 feet in height, 2 feet in depth, and 1 foot in width, and encased mostly in aluminum.

    19. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by wtrmute · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The idea of this test is fundamentally flawed. If you are good at problem solving, you will be good at problem solving in a technology-rich environment or a technology-poor environment equally. Analytical thought and problem solving has been around a lot longer than computers, and the same people that are good at solving problems with computers were good at solving problems with other things before computers.

      Funny, my grandpa is an electrical and civil engineer (class of '51), has managed some pretty large projects on his own, and served as a kind of guru to probably half the population of engineers in Rio de Janeiro in the 70's and 80's. However, he has only learned to use MS Word and Excel after extensive coaching, and even today will get stuck if something unexpected happens (like, say, a button disappears from the Excel toolbar). Computer literacy, and especially the UI concepts like what is a menu, toolbar, link, etc, what is drag-and-drop, and some most general notions of OO (in the form of plug-ins and OLE/COM/CORBA/Bonobo) go a long way in allowing people to understand how software usually works.

    20. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by wx327 · · Score: 1
      If you want to go whole-hog, get yourself an el-cheapo "pay-as-you-go" cell phone and give it to a girlfriend

      who is also "pay-as-you-go"...

      this is slashdot...

    21. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by ahfoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is a rather poignant observation.
      I've written practice tests for the ETS TOEFL and GRE for about ten years. This year, my publisher is withdrawing from the market for a number of reasons, but a big part of the reason is that the market for ETS products is simply shrinking with the decline of overseas students going to the US. So, when I saw this the first thing that came to mind was --ah, new revenue stream. Good luck.
      But the reason I say this "essay test" approach is so right-on-the-money is that ETS themselves in their core test markets like TOEFL and GRE is also moving towards the essay format in a big way. The GRE now requires an essay examination and the the TOEFL has gone fron zero essay question several years ago to almost half the test being essay style.
      So, I think this is a very interesting point. If ETS themselves are moving towards essay intensive exams, what kind of value are they really going to be adding to a market that is already highly saturated with tests and licensing systems galore from major software vendors.

    22. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      I never have understood the idea behind testing graduates with degrees from universities with accredited programs. If the program is accredited, then why the need for the student to prove themselves with yet another exam? This would seem to imply that the universities have no faith in the evaluation process.

    23. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Chundra · · Score: 1

      I don't understand it either, but I imagine somebody is getting a hefty kickback somewhere. If anything, standardized tests just pigeon-hole people. They serve no *truly* useful purpose other than to make it easier for secretaries to evaluate people's credentials. Some of the better schools don't even want GRE scores. That really says something about ETS and standardized testing on the whole, IMO. Whatever. I'm done with those damn things.

    24. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since that is universal to all of our digital technology, if someone doesn't have a clue about that, then they are indeed just a paper-wannabe-geek.


      Nice troll! And I do mean that as a compliment. It seems like many naive slashdot lusers fell for the bait.

      To all the users out there who took this guys post seriously: YHBT!!

    25. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these Microsoft Clown School Educated losers keep snapping up anything that does come open, I feel so defeated

      So if you are so smart, and if you are so convinced that certifications really matter to potential employers then why not get some real certifications yourself? Not crap like MCSE though. Go for the real certs like the Oracle Senior DBA cert or as another already mentioned you might wanna check out the RHCE cert from RedHat or better yet, start working on a CCIE. A CCIE really will help you get a job. There are no paper CCIE's.

    26. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey now...if it weren't for my SAT score (showing my potential as you said) than I would've had a tough time getting into anything but a techincal school. so my friend, don't make them take that away from me! I'm nothing without my potential to be someting!

    27. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we all know a degree from Brown is the same as one from Mississippi State, right? And someone who got a 3.5 from Yale must surely not be as talented as someone who has a 3.9 from Syracuse. How are we to compare them if not for these tests? Especially in subject areas like Math and Bio, where there are rigious ETS tests for entrance into grad school. Any ideas?

    28. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I find it pretty useful for debugging my applications with a 3rd party debugger... I take it your programs aren't that complex.

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    29. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Because we all know a degree from Brown is the same as one from Mississippi State, right? And someone who got a 3.5 from Yale must surely not be as talented as someone who has a 3.9 from Syracuse.

      Well, if that's the case, then why not just drop the pretense and say on the application that those without degrees from Brown or Yale need not apply?

      How are we to compare them if not for these tests?

      As I implied earlier, accreditation is either valid, in which case additional testing is redundant, or it isn't, in which case it should be abandoned.

      I have serious doubts about the validity of these tests. What precisely is being measured?

    30. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Congratulations! You have just graduated from the most expensive, and therefore BEST, college in the country!"

    31. Re:I haven't taken anything like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you necessarily said necessarily enough.

  9. 16 tasks by helfen · · Score: 1

    Equipped with a PC in a proctored environment and pencil and paper for notes, students are challenged to respond to 16 tasks over the course of the two-hour online test.

    1. Re:16 tasks by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Interesting
      As you point out:,from the article:
      students are challenged to respond to 16 tasks over the course of the two-hour online test.

      1. boot off linux cd as root
      2. open up multiple browser tabs
      3. Get copy of each question, one per tab
      4. Open up terminal
      5. ping -f the test server
      6. Open up another terminal
      7. ping -f the test server's dns server
      8. fill in your test stuff
      9. background the process pinging the test server for a few seconds while you submit your answers
      10. foreground the process pinging the test server
      11. obligatory PROFIT step!
    2. Re:16 tasks by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Press any key? Where's the any key? Phew, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab.

  10. In other news by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

    The ETS created a test to see whether or not people deserve to live. To take the test, one has to fork over $5k and a kidney, but ETS says that this test is necessary, "For the continuation of our species"...who am I to question the ETS.....

  11. Silly Me by b3s · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always thought spatial IQ tests checked one's capability for critical thinking.

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    1. Re:Silly Me by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      For example, how long it takes you to enable the side pane in nautilus.

  12. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    But of course, since the low-budget public schools can't afford the computer technology, they will have to lower the standards bar yet again to be fair. I hope you all remember how to use the Apple II.

    -- Saturn SL1-WNY -- Propz: GNAA

    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ]CALL -151

      *300:A9 C6 20 ED FD A9 D5 20 ED FD A9 C3 20 ED FD A9 CB 20 ED FD A9 AC 20 ED FD A9 A0 20 ED FD A9 D9 20 ED FD A9 C5 20 ED FD 49 C1 20 ED FD A9 C8 20 ED FD A9 AE 20 ED FD 60

      *300G

    2. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. Looks like you meant to write 'A9 C1' instead of '49 C1' about three-fourths of the way to the end. (I passed the Apple ][ IT literacy test, w00t!)

    3. Re:Great by linguae · · Score: 1
      But of course, since the low-budget public schools can't afford the computer technology, they will have to lower the standards bar yet again to be fair. I hope you all remember how to use the Apple II.

      Apple II? Maybe 6 years ago, but an Apple II (or any Apple computer) in a low-income school is probably a rare sight now. Microsoft and the Gates Foundation has donated lots of money to many low-income schools. Whether it is out of goodwill or out of monopolistic interests I won't answer now, but the outcome is that more children would get hooked on Windows and Office at an early age.

  13. cant forget the onion by aardwolf204 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When we were kids we had MAN this and MAN that. Now you whippersnappers have your fancy F1, and ICT literacy assessments. We didnt even have F keys and we had to flip switches both ways, in the snow!

    Now get off my lawn j00 l33t whippersnappers!

    and something about an onion on my belt

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    1. Re:cant forget the onion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the wealthy threw silver dollars down from their zeppelins. And I wore an onion on my belt, because that was the fashion at the time...

    2. Re:cant forget the onion by melandy · · Score: 1
      and something about an onion on my belt

      ...because that was the style at the time.
      -Grampa
    3. Re:cant forget the onion by DonServo · · Score: 1

      Back then, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them! "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say...

    4. Re:cant forget the onion by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 1

      Was the onion on your belt because it was the style at the time?

  14. Here is your test.... by lottameez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Question 1:

    File Edit View Favorites Tools Help.

    What does this mean?

    Question 2:

    What is that little X thingy in the upper right hand panel?

    If you can answer these questions correctly, you're technically competent. If not, you have a bright future as a technology patent examiner.

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    1. Re:Here is your test.... by nharmon · · Score: 0

      Question 1: File Edit View Favorites Tools Help. What does this mean?

      A: You've never used Firefox before.

      Question 2: What is that little X thingy in the upper right hand panel?

      A cry for help.

    2. Re:Here is your test.... by asr_man · · Score: 2, Funny

      Question 1:

      File Edit View Favorites Tools Help.

      What does this mean?

      It's means you're in hell.

      Question 2:

      What is that little X thingy in the upper right hand panel?

      For getting rid of Clippy.

    3. Re:Here is your test.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      File Edit View Favorites Tools Help.

      What does this mean?

      It means you've failed.

      What is that little X thingy in the upper right hand panel?

      It means you've failed.

    4. Re:Here is your test.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      1. I have a lot of spyware installed on my computer. 2. The button I should press should I see the menus in #1.

    5. Re:Here is your test.... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      yes, because we all know that it's not "Favorites" it's "Bookmarks"

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  15. All the answers are.. by LupidStupy · · Score: 0, Troll

    .....basically from Microsoft stating that you must know the end result will be Microsoft and Microsoft Only. What is Linux will be on some of the answers but it is in responce to the question, Not an actual answer. The major question and answers will be as follows: You are trying to complete a Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet. How would you complete this task? 1. Write it in when you print it. 2. Search Microsoft Technet. 3. What is Linux? 4. Download OpenOffice.org and get the comunity to help you. Other questions will be about the Start button and how to close windows. The Blue screen of Death will not be covered because it does not happen in real world applications. Just applications that are tested for Microsoft. ANd that is just about every Microsoft product in used in the real world today. Thank god for the Send To Microsoft option when an application crashes. How else would yound minds learn?

  16. Task 16? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Equipped with a PC in a proctored environment and pencil and paper for notes, students are challenged to respond to 16 tasks over the course of the two-hour online test.

    Capture animal for food and create fire to cook it.

  17. Purdue Univ IST Program Entrance Exam by kanwisch · · Score: 5, Informative

    Back in 1999, I was a chemical engineer looking for a change of pace. Purdue was desperate for computing folks, so they offered a program called Information Systems and Technology Eduction Program.

    The entrance exam was a test that determined your ability to think logically and break down the wholes into their parts with appropriate linkages. It included block diagram puzzles and other assorted logic statements and questions. Not a single line of code anywhere in it (that would have defeated the purpose). I took the test, did well, and was hired.

    So, these things have been around for quite a while, at least since 1999.

    1. Re:Purdue Univ IST Program Entrance Exam by eric2hill · · Score: 1

      Say hi to Tim Le for me. :)

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  18. ETS by DarkSarin · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was going to respond to a comment by someone else, but nothing previously posted merited a response of any sort (with the possible exception of the bitter guy who seems to hate ETS).

    Personally, from a psychometrics point of view, which is something I have a more than passing interest in, ETS is incredible. They have data sets that are invaluable, and have done a lot to further the field of testing. Yes, they do make a lot of money, but I can say that they also earn that money.

    If you think otherwise, consider it this way--for every test that they publish there are literally thousands of hours of research, testing, and retesting that have been done. Those doing this work need to be paid, and they typically demand fairly generous salaries (IRT analysts aren't that common, and certainly earn their pay).

    Now, that said--wait a few years before you spend a ton of money on this one. That time is critical in making absolutely certain that the test really predicts success or ability. In a few years, we'll know.

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    1. Re:ETS by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I think these tests seem to be weak on the causality side because they assume that by taking "good" computer literate students, finding out what the skill sets they have in common will continue to identify "good" computer literate students after enough people have been exposed to the test to create "brain dump" style cramming programs.

      I remember the uproar in our county when testing for computer skills in our county government employees started, of course the county used MS Word for word processing, and the testing org tested them with Pagemaker! Some how I aways surmised that the people who passed the test using a program they have never seen before, were more computer literate, than the people who memorized everything about MS Word and freaked when they saw Pagemaker.

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    2. Re:ETS by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Furthering the field of testing. As we all know, testing provides an invaluable service to mankind: more food on the table, more peace treaties, more architectural masterpieces, more rocket ships to Alpha-Centauri. Tests, how I miss them. I knew I should have continued with a Ph.D. --- not for the money, not for the self-improvement, but for the EXAMS! God, I, I, ... I'm going into withdrawal.

    3. Re:ETS by joebolte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are obviously an employee of ETS or severely disconnected with reality.

      Your points mainly address the amount of effort that goes into these tests. A lot of useless effort is just that- useless effort. An the GRE and SAT and worse than useless, since they arbitrarily make some people appear much better problem-solvers than they are.

      It is fairly common knowledge that the SAT and the GRE, the two other tests for which this organization is known, have little to no correlation with the skills that they supoosedly measure. You can google some pages about the debate, but it's pretty one-sided as almost everyone with an opinion is in favor of dropping support for ETS and their tests.

      I am about to take the Physics GRE and my practice scores improved from mediocre to far above average in one week of no physics studying. The secret? Don't read the questions: only read the answers. Eliminate the ones that are clearly wrong and without solving the question, you just got the correct answer. I challenge anyone to explain to me how this anything to do with real physics problem skills.

    4. Re:ETS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are quite skilled at oversimplification.

    5. Re:ETS by chgros · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do make a lot of money
      Although they're a non-profit...

    6. Re:ETS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think otherwise, consider it this way--for every test that they publish there are literally thousands of hours of research, testing, and retesting that have been done. Those doing this work need to be paid, and they typically demand fairly generous salaries (IRT analysts aren't that common, and certainly earn their pay).

      Now, that said--wait a few years before you spend a ton of money on this one. That time is critical in making absolutely certain that the test really predicts success or ability. In a few years, we'll know.


      So, in essence, wait for them to selectively choose the reports that say their expensive method is the next god-sent bread slicer from heaven? Are they the same IRT people who liked New Math?

      The entire premise is silly because there are certain overachievers who don't really know anything, but are so driven that they will memorize ways of taking MCSE's and these tests, then get the jobs and bullshit management into thinking they are wonderful, who will then pay lots of money to these silly testing institutes.

    7. Re:ETS by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      And what skills do you think that they measure? In all honesty, I am a practical person, and if they predict performance in school, which is what they claim to do, then they are valid and useful. If you want to get into validity studies of the GRE/SAT, then you are welcome to--but I don't work for them.

      Item Response Theory, which is heavily employed by ETS in making new versions of the tests, does not necessarily cover validity (although it is sometimes used that way).

      It is absolutely true that you can improve your scores--knowledge of test taking really helps on the GRE. At the same time, however, many people will argue that the skills that are useful there will help later on.

      When you claim that it is "fairly common knowledge..." you need to back that up. I know that there are criticisms of the tests--I am not a big testing fan, but I don't think the debate is that one sided among people who are familiar with psychometrics (and that is what we are talking about).

      If you think that the above strategy will get you a perfect score, or that it would be possible for me to follow (having never taken college physics) and get a decent score, then you are mistaken. The test probably will not differentiate among the top 1% or lower 40% very well, but those aren't the levels that colleges are concerned with.

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  19. Next up your Hacker test! by Thaidog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah ok whatever... IT today is tomorrows trash. There is no test for an industry that moves this fast. You either get it or you don't What's next? A hacker test? How are you going to test that? The person that steals the answers first from the school files gets the highest grade?

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    1. Re:Next up your Hacker test! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... I think a better test would be an online application that compares answers from school files to inputted answers, where the answers made no sense. That way, a variety of 'hacking' paths could be attemped. You could steal the answers, but mightn't it be more satisfying to change the school files so that the desired answers matched yours? or perhaps to replace the application that gave everyone maximum credit?

    2. Re:Next up your Hacker test! by datastalker · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are such things as hacker tests... one of the better known examples is Capture The Flag. (Also see here.)

    3. Re:Next up your Hacker test! by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      What's next? A hacker test? How are you going to test that? The person that steals the answers first from the school files gets the highest grade?
      No, it's the person who first dumps a bunch of kiddi porn on the principle's box and then blackmails him/her who wins.

      Actually, considering how easy it is to access most of their accounts, it's not a valid test (been there, done that, got the password within the mandatory 3 guesses).

  20. There are other examples... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Many are familiar with the often frustratingly cryptic interview questions from Microsoft and others... my favorite (which I would certainly use if I were running a support department):

    "You come home and flip the switch, but the lights don't come on. Describe in as much detail as you can how you would go about fixing the problem."

    Most people I've asked respond with "replace the light bulb." While that might be the problem, I think the first thing you should do is try the switch again. Maybe you didn't flip the switch all the way, or you hit the wrong one.

    The point is that it's a problem solving experience - and not just in technology. It doesn't require expertise in Microsoft Word. It doesn't take a techie to know this stuff. You can measure a person's aptitude for logic, problem-solving, etc. without ever testing specific examples of those skills. That's what I really like about that question. Hopefully, the ETS exam will take this perspective when developing such tests.

    1. Re:There are other examples... by jav1231 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm not sure about the "flip the switch again." Maybe once but many end users take this approach to print jobs.
      User: I can't print.
      Tech: Okay, are you getting an error?
      User: No.
      Tech: Okay, let me check the queue and see if... ...okay, you have like 100 print jobs in there.
      User: I know, I kept trying and trying but it wouldn't print so I called you.
      Tech: Cool. Now 50 other people can't print either.

    2. Re:There are other examples... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you assume the switch that was flipped was the one that controls the lights?

    3. Re:There are other examples... by eln · · Score: 1

      There's not nearly enough information provided to give a good solution to the problem.

      First, you'd obviously flip the switch again. If it still doesn't work, the answer depends on several factors. Is that the only switch on the wall? If there are multiple switches (like there are at my house), I'll flip another switch. If that light also fails to come on, I know the light bulb isn't the problem, or at least isn't the only problem. So, I'll look around the neighborhood. If I can't see any other lights on in the neighborhood, and things seem unusually "still", there's a possibility the power is out everywhere. I'll store that information.

      The next step is to go to the garage. On the way to the garage, I'll try the switch to the kitchen light. If it also fails to light, my suspicions of a general power outage increase. I'll grab my flashlight and head into the garage and check the breakers. If a breaker is obviously tripped, I'll reset it and try the lights again. If the light still won't work, I'll flip the breaker again, just in case. If still nothing, then I'll call the power company and see if they have anything about an outage. If there's nothing about an outage, then I'll leave the house, get back in my car, and go pay my power bill, because in my case, that's the most likely solution to the problem.

      If the problem is localized to the single switch (the other lights came on), I'll replace the bulb. If the problem still exists, it's off to the garageto check the breakers.

      So do I get the job?

    4. Re:There are other examples... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do I get the job?

      No, you are obviously autistic.

    5. Re:There are other examples... by corpsiclex · · Score: 1

      The reason these questions are so frustrating is that while nearly everybody would IRL flip the switch again before replacing the light bulb, it just seems like such a mindless, simple thing that it doesn't often get mentioned in a fictitious troubleshooting scenario; it is assumed that flipping the switch has already been verified as not the answer to the problem.

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    6. Re:There are other examples... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Most people I've asked respond with "replace the light bulb." While that might be the problem, I think the first thing you should do is try the switch again. Maybe you didn't flip the switch all the way, or you hit the wrong one.

      Which is why you may never be really good at what you do, only fair. You mentioned something about detail. The first things that came to my mind were: 1) Was the light working before? 2) Was there a brief flash just before the darkness? 3) Then move on to the right switch, etc... You have to think first, then act. Question 1 and 2 may be interchanged, but MUST precede question 3 and any further investigation. Question 1 is important to ascertain something has changed; it's listed first because it's probably the more common experience based on most people's personal history. Question 2 may answer the issue of whether you have the right switch without any further work because from prior observation you know that burned-out lightbulbs tend to flash briefly before going out forever. A factoid you stash away.

      Somewhere between question 2 and 3, it may be permissible to think, "If I say 'shit' really loud, will someone overhear me?".

    7. Re:There are other examples... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Agreed, but this may be a relevant interview question with the appropriate instructions given, such that hearing, "describe in as much detail as possible", you demonstrate an ability to explain your thought process. This is a characteristic of people that communicate well. We've all seen well and poorly written code with varying amounts of terrible comments. If the code is well written and self-documenting, that's a blessing; however, more often it's not so well written and it's very poorly documented. Not everything is as clear to a reader as it is to a writer. You emphasize the point of the question. We all know that most everyone will flip the switch again, try another switch if it's available and replace the bulb eventually. What an employer may want to confirm is that if you can explain your actions for this trivial task, then you might be able to do so for more complicated tasks. I've used similar techniques in the past.

    8. Re:There are other examples... by DoctorPepper · · Score: 1

      Just reboot the print server like we do. Works most every time. :-)

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    9. Re:There are other examples... by shoppa · · Score: 1

      "Flip the switch again"? That's like hitting the "up" button more times to make the elevator come faster.

    10. Re:There are other examples... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      What's important to me is that there isn't a correct answer to the problem; every response will be different in the levels of detail, the steps taken, the ability to consider possible sources of the problem, etc.

      It's akin to taking a help desk call: "My email isn't working." Everyone handles that call a little differently, but I've discovered that truly great support people are able to lead the person on the other end of the phone to the answer by checking and verifying those little steps here and there. That communication ability is crucial when doing phone support. I'm sure you know someone that can't explain how to do something - they have to take the mouse from you and do it themselves. That's the kind of thing you can't have as a help desk employee.

      A light bulb might be out because it's burned out, the switch is broken, the power is out, the bulb isn't screwed in properly, the breaker is tripped, you hit the wrong switch, another switch is partially tripped (that magical half-way point where the light always stays on/off), and so on. It doesn't require an electrician to narrow down a problem to the source (but it may require an electrician to fix it). It's logic, problem solving, and communication.

    11. Re:There are other examples... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont even have to do that. Just restart the Spooler service on the server (assuming you are using Windows)

    12. Re:There are other examples... by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (several years before in the bowels of Hewlett-Packard)

      Interaction Designer: we really need to start designing the UI of this printing system from the very beginning.

      Programmer: Don't be silly. That's the purty GUI front-end part. We usually save that for last. Why would you want to do that first?

      Interaction Designer: So we can do things like build into the networked printing system stuff that will keep the user aware that their job is still being processed, so that they won't keep hitting Ctrl+P and wondering why they're getting no response.

      Programmer: Go away. Star Trek starts in thirty minutes.

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    13. Re:There are other examples... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a broken switch in my shower that took more and more flips to get the light on as the switch wore out. Eventually I broke down and paid a dollar for a brand new switch.

      Similarly, elevators sometimes have flaky switches that need to be pushed more/harder to get them to actuate.

      aQazaQa

    14. Re:There are other examples... by wass · · Score: 1
      "You come home and flip the switch, but the lights don't come on. Describe in as much detail as you can how you would go about fixing the problem."

      If that's a MSFT interview question, then I'd answer in typical MSFT style:

      It's not a bug, it's a feature. My home lighting system is dark on purpose. It was built specifically to foster understanding of and compassion for the blind and those with other vision problems.
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    15. Re:There are other examples... by superflippy · · Score: 1

      "You come home and flip the switch, but the lights don't come on. Describe in as much detail as you can how you would go about fixing the problem."

      Assuming I'm in my kitchen, I flip the switch several more times. If the lights still don't come on, I turn on the light in an adjacent room and use the ambient light to get out the step-stool, climb up and tap on the fluorescent tubes with my fingers until one lights up.

      But I guess if I were really interested in "fixing the problem" I'd go spend some money at Home Depot and buy something reliable to replace the old tubes.

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    16. Re:There are other examples... by j.leidner · · Score: 1
      The point is that it's a problem solving experience - and not just in technology. It doesn't require expertise in Microsoft Word. It doesn't take a techie to know this stuff. You can measure a person's aptitude for logic, problem-solving, etc. without ever testing specific examples of those skills.

      I would be very surprised if those people could come up with a test that didn't rely on Microsoft technology entirely. When I read they want to test people's problem's solving abilities, I heard an alarm bell ring in my head and a little evil voice said "Excel!"

      Just a prophecy, let's see...

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    17. Re:There are other examples... by n6kuy · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's a good question to test someone's problem solving skills. Even a complete moron is going to try the switch again before replacing the bulb. It's an obvous step that requires very little in the way of "problem solving skills".

      If people answer that they'd replace the lightbulb right off, it's because they didn't quite understand the depth of detail the questioner is expecting.

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    18. Re:There are other examples... by deinol · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The best problem solving test I ever took was while applying for a job as a student tech. The boss put me in front of a computer with WordPerfect running on it. He said "change the background of the entire page to another color." and watched what I did for a while.

      What made this an interesting problem was, despite being able to go to the menu and look at, I forget exactly, but Format -> Page or something, and having some options there for changing some things, background color was not an option. So if you are me you dig around on the menu a while.

      Then you finally give up and pull up the help and search. Then you find the entry that says: To change the background color, go to Format -> Page and click on the background tab. Then select a new color. You say wtf (quietly) and go back to Format -> Page. There is no background tab. You go back to the help. Yep, that's what they told you to do.

      Turns out, by default, some checkbox on the first tab of the page properties dialog disables the tab you need to get to to change the background. Some seemingly completely unrelated checkbox. I got lucky, clicked around and found it. Then changed the background color.

      Turns out, I was the only person to have ever successfully completed the task. The purpose of the test was not to see if you could solve the problem. The purpose was to give an unsolvable problem, and watch the proccess you use to try and solve it. I thought that was a much better way to test skills.

      Lucky me, I figured out the solution, which so impressed them that I was hired, despite them having already picked someone else for the job (they just hired both of us instead).

      Try it yourself, I believe it was whatever version of WordPerfect was out in '98.

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    19. Re:There are other examples... by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      WordPerfect 6 or 7 probably.
      Wordperfect (7-9) also has some menu's that give you more options if you hold Ctrl-Shift IIRC. Like somewhere in the print menu you can get acces to some realy low level print stuff. It once solved my problem with a buggy printer driver.

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  21. Testing... bah! by Gestahl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What a useless thing to test. If you think logically and can break problems down, anything in operating computers simply comes down to Googling, reading, and thinking logically. This is about as useless as just a plain old IQ test, SAT, or any other standardized "bubble" test in assessing future work/educational performance. In fact, I bet an IQ test would be just as effective in this situation. My guess is that it is simply knowledge based, not action based (wasn't willing to drudge through ETS's corporate "Yeah us!" language). ETS should take a hint from Cisco. Their tests are difficult and actually ("GASP!") test performance in real world situations in solving real world examples and problems using real Cisco gear.

    1. Re:Testing... bah! by HogGeek · · Score: 1
      I call BS!

      Cisco doesn't test " real world situations in solving real world examples and problems using real Cisco gear"

      Cisco tests "real world situations in solving real world examples and problems using real Cisco solutions"

      Meaning if you don't do it "their" way, then it isn't correct!

    2. Re:Testing... bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Testing your ability to fix real-world problems with Cisco is good until you upgrade your IOS to the next month's version and you don't have those problems any more. Not to pick on Cisco - it's exactly the same for all high-tech stuff. If you hire someone with only the specific training you need this week you'll have to replace them immediately.

  22. I'd really like to see some sample questions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't find any on the site. Anyone have suggestions?

  23. schools and computer literacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm the network admin for a school. I've been doing this for seven years and have been teaching computer classes for five. I teach the 7th grade how to do simple programming in LOGO. They learn the concepts of loops, variables, functions, etc. They learn how to take a problem, break it into parts and come up with a program to solve the problem. They also learn a bit of computer history and how to count and do simple math in binary. I believe I'm the only one doing this in my area.

    I deal with a number of people in my position in other schools. Without fail, the computer "literacy" classes in those schools is training in Microsoft Office. They're just training kids to use a particular version of a particular product from ONE company. They're not teaching them the concepts behind a modern word processor, they're training them how to click buttons in Word.

    When I started this job, I thought education was all about teaching people how to think and solve problems. I was wrong!

    I'm fortunate at this job in that I'm pretty much free to use whatever solutions get the job done. 80% of the machines here are Linux based terminals (using LTSP). I'm also fortunate that I won the old teaching concepts vs. training argument with the administration. I'm free to teach the computer literacy class however I wish.

    1. Re:schools and computer literacy by linguae · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I deal with a number of people in my position in other schools. Without fail, the computer "literacy" classes in those schools is training in Microsoft Office. They're just training kids to use a particular version of a particular product from ONE company. They're not teaching them the concepts behind a modern word processor, they're training them how to click buttons in Word.

      Exactly. I have the same problem at my school, I was required to take a "computer competecy" test that was really a MS Office test. I wish that these schools taught that there is more to computing than MS Office. For example, with word processing, they could have shown them the concepts of word processing in general, and showed them different approaches to it (for example, an introduction to LaTeX or troff, and/or showing them LyX would be lovely, because it shows them a completely different way of going about a task. Then the students would learn that there is more than one way of doing something). We even have a "web design" class that is nothing more than a MS Frontpage 2000 class (yuk, and no, I refused to take it; it wasn't required)! No learning how to type whole webpages using Notepad or vi using HTML, nor is there an introduction to other important stuff such as XHTML and CSS, just raw Frontpage. But, hey, it's a MS world, and sadly, school districts are teaching them how to use a specific application, but not the ideas of the application.

    2. Re:schools and computer literacy by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Without fail, the computer "literacy" classes in those schools is training in Microsoft Office. They're just training kids to use a particular version of a particular product from ONE company.

      I'll bet it's even worse. Our company bought a 'skills test' a couple of years ago. Very basic PC/Microsoft skills, to supposedly evaluate a new persons training needs.

      One in particular I remember was "How do you create a shortcut to an application?" Of course, there are several different ways to do this in Windows. If you didn't answer in the single, exact way they wanted, you failed the question.
      Our senior MS developer got a "Needs remedial training". (No, not because he's a crappy developer, or works with MS...but simply because the test was badly flawed)

    3. Re:schools and computer literacy by Dorsai65 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought I was going to get an IT degree from Montana State University, but after 2 semesters of GenEd classes, I finally found out that the _entire_ CS/IT curriculum is MS-based: MS Office for "productivity software", FrontPage for web design, Access for database, etc. I've reworked my degree program so I'm only getting a general AA; I'll use that to get into a school that teaches IT versus Microsoft for my B.Sc.

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    4. Re:schools and computer literacy by ProdigySim · · Score: 1

      I deal with a number of people in my position in other schools. Without fail, the computer "literacy" classes in those schools is training in Microsoft Office. They're just training kids to use a particular version of a particular product from ONE company. They're not teaching them the concepts behind a modern word processor, they're training them how to click buttons in Word.

      I agree wholeheartedly! I am a sophomore in High School, and I constantly see examples of students being labelled "Computer Competent" when they can only work around in an MS Office environment.

      Almost every GUI application, ESPECIALLY MS Office, is almost self explanatory if you take the time to look and think. Of course, the ability to teach yourself from information the GUI gives you develops over time, so teaching how to gather such information would be a MUCH better skill than "How to do stuff in Microsoft Programs"

      I'm thinking of recommending this test to my school board, as it is a much better gauge of computer competency then their current Monopoly-worship teachings.

    5. Re:schools and computer literacy by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Seventh grade? We were learning LOGO in second grade on Commodore 64s. I found LOGO on my Debian installation the other day, and I could still remember how to draw those amazing spirals.

      Regardless, in seventh grade, we were writing databases in (yuck) Pascal and designing user interfaces. LOGO is a great introductory language, but there's no reason to wait that long to teach it. The concept of a Turtle is pretty much designed for and easily absorbed by children.

    6. Re:schools and computer literacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my godness!
      This happends too in Spain!
      While i was at Institute (14-17 years old education) i had to suffer classrooms from a teacher who didn't know the basics of file management, his way to teach was to give us a sheet and we had to resolve it, i was f***** bored with the simplicity of Logo, how could be dificult if we supposedly learned to manage this kind of things years ago?
      USA is famous here for it bad education system but i didn't thought that was so bad in IT.

    7. Re:schools and computer literacy by Inda · · Score: 1

      When I was last job hunting, about 5 years ago, the job agencies used tests like this. They were a little more sophisticated than yours though.

      At one agency I was able to see the full results at the end. The Word(tm) processing test showed in percentages whether I'd used the Function Keys, Right click > context menu, keyboard shortcuts, menu bar, tool bar etc. Using keyboard shortcuts gave a better final score than using tool bar buttons.

      Getting high scores on the remaining tests, in all the agencies, was a breeze after that. Although there were a couple of times my methods didn't work and I failed a question.

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  24. Suggested Sample question by xThinkx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Q: You're browsing your favorite site full of neat little applications that will tell you the weather, customize your windows, and even let you download music for free when a pop up box tells you that your computer may be infected with DANGEROUS SPYWARE... You should...

    • A: Click the box, you wouldn't want to get infected!
    • B: Close the box, you're running windows, the worlds #1 safest and securest and bestest computer program
    • C: Go to start->search and type in "spyware", find the problem yourself
    • D: Strangle Yourself
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    1. Re:Suggested Sample question by direwolf+puppy · · Score: 1

      Correct answer: I don't use Internet Explorer. What's a pop-up box?

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    2. Re:Suggested Sample question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god, that really is the best page in the universe.

  25. Took the CS Subject AGRE by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Informative
    So has anyone out there taken a test like this? Did it seem to measure critical thinking and problem solving skills?

    To answer your question....I took ETS's CS Subject AGRE 4 years back after completing my Bachelors....and found it pretty interesting.

    The exam webpage (no time to dig it up) lists a few CS categories that they'll test on, and happily, these include all the core areas of CS. From memory, the list goes roughly as follows:

    Formal Languages and Automata Theory
    Algorithms
    Languages and Compilers
    Computer Architecture
    Logic
    Databases

    All questions were multiple choice like the regular GRE test (the pattern has changed since), but I liked the fact that they focussed on the "core" CS subjects, which every Bachelor's CS course should cover.

    New buzzwords like "IT" frighten me....hope they continue to adhere to fundamental knowledge than buzzwordish software/peripheral areas.

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    1. Re:Took the CS Subject AGRE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like they were measuring aptitudes in science. I don't have a problem with that.

      When the term of reference is technology, however, things necessarily become more skanky. After all, any technology is just a particular application of some broader scientific principle. Compared to the underlying science, that technology (and any testing of competence related to it) is therefore arbitrary.

      I admit that I'm really just quibbling with the overuse of the word "technology" every time some company wants to boost its marketing impact. But this isn't just about "deodorant technology" or some such tripe: the subject material of this product is technology itself. For the company to get that part wrong on page one is kind of egregious.

  26. How am I supposed to get a job now? by Phantasmo · · Score: 4, Funny

    My carefully cultivated bullshitting skills... now rendered useless!!!

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    1. Re:How am I supposed to get a job now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax...take a deep breath....go to law school.

    2. Re:How am I supposed to get a job now? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      What do you think Slashdot is for?

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    3. Re:How am I supposed to get a job now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sell people your own "IT literacy" test? ;-)

    4. Re:How am I supposed to get a job now? by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      I don't know. That sounds like an awful lot of bullshitting.

      I once took a class taught by a lawyer, because it was one of the few classes that wasn't full when I went to register. One assignment worth half of our final grade was due only two days after it was assigned. It had to be about 10 pages and required heavy amounts of book reading and analysis. I just couldn't bullshit fast enough to pass, and the previous term I took a philosophy class where I bullshitted two 5 page essays a week with no trouble.

  27. Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least I've always been told that.

  28. Literary prejudice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes sir, I too find the racial stereotyping here at Slashdot to be much out of line! Asians and Indians are software engineers just as talented as the White Man!

    Sanjeep Arahuapu



  29. Just what are they really measuring? by HeadachesAbound · · Score: 1

    After RTFA it would seem that is simply another version of your standard can you use product X. I may have missed it, but where do they actually test anything other than your ability to communicate using technology?

    I'm pretty sure that most "postsecondary students" are up to par on communicating with technology. I'm more concerned with the degredation that has resulted from "postsecondary students" using IM and SMS technology to communicate.

  30. Probably redundant, but ... by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Funny
    I find posting on this site to be very instructive. I usually get valuable feedback, whether my comments are interesting, insightful, or as is obviously the more typical case, completely inane.

    Perhaps it can serve as a model for a test.

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    1. Re:Probably redundant, but ... by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      I can't find any posts there that aren't about the color scheme the page uses. Doesn't seem too useful to me...

  31. Go into marketing by ColourlessGreenIdeas · · Score: 2, Funny

    There your skills are in demand.

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  32. Canadian Computing Competition by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
    Sounds like the "Canadian Computing Competition" that is (was?) run by the Univ. of Waterloo. You get five problems to solve through computer programming, as well as certain mathematical (CS-theory) questions of the worst-case execution time persuasion to answer. Each one was worth 20 points, though the first two were relatively easy and could be solved by bruteforce, and the last three took quite a bit of mathematical theory as well as programming skill to solve.

    I took that test in HS and scored #1 in my school, somehow beating this brilliant Yugoslavian classmate (who was clearly far smarter a guy than me and did graduate and go to Waterloo) by exactly 1 point. (Marko, if you're reading this, I still think you're really smart.) The questions were actually pretty intelligent, though honestly my programming skills were pretty lame back then and I only answered two out of the five questions before the three hours expired.

  33. Once, back in Assembler class... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...we took a final like this. We sat in front of our workstations. We were given a text file with an assembly program that opened a printer and printed a simple message. The code had a series of errors that aborted assembly and several errors (mainly playing with address indirection) that assembled fine, but failed to produce the correct output on the correct device of the printer. I managed to get the program to assemble, AND fixed the print output. Man, were my fellow students PISSED when my printer started chattering. Teacher said he'd have a harder test next year.

  34. LOGO? by JavaLord · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm the network admin for a school. I've been doing this for seven years and have been teaching computer classes for five. I teach the 7th grade how to do simple programming in LOGO

    People are still teaching LOGO? Holy 1982 Batman! Do they use a mouse to move the turtle nowadays?

    1. Re:LOGO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, people are still teaching LOGO. What's wrong with LOGO?

      7th graders (as are most people) are into instant gratification. Using LOGO, I can start with the simple drawing commands. They type a command in and see the result instantly on the screeen. I start off with them having to draw simple shapes command by command. I then show them how to use LOGO's repeat command.

      The instant gratification aspect allows me to get them interested in computers and programming. The difference between 1982 and now is that few people in 1982 had computers and many of those that did learned to program them. Most people today see computers as nothing more than another appliance for doing email, shopping and IM and have no interest in learning how the machines work. Most schools certainly don't encourage anything more.

    2. Re:LOGO? by helix_r · · Score: 1


      Why not?
      It is an excellent tool for learning programming.

    3. Re:LOGO? by lanced · · Score: 0
      People are still teaching LOGO? Holy 1982 Batman! Do they use a mouse to move the turtle nowadays?
      No, silly. Turtles EAT mice. The only thing that moves a turtle is swift kick in the ... shell. That's why logo still works.
    4. Re:LOGO? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Why not?
      It is an excellent tool for learning programming.


      Sort of... Good tool for teaching linear BASIC programming.

      Actually, logo is good for teaching geometry -> angles and relationships and stuff.

      The next step should be to move into PASCAL with turtle graphics. I found it to be a natural progression. Gets you out of that BASIC mindset.

      The thing about LOGO that sux arse nowadays is it's still Linear. At least PASCAL adds procedural programming.

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    5. Re:LOGO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... I read it as LEGO and thought he was doing something cool for kids.

      I'm dissapointed in him now.

    6. Re:LOGO? by fleck_99_99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I disagree. My college Discrete Structures course (data structures, logic, recursion, topics like that) was taught in Logo. Logo is a list-based language, and actually comes across as somewhat of a "LISP Lite" when you start using it for this stuff. After the first day of screwing around, we never used the "Turtle" part of it again -- and it was FANTASTIC for breaking the C/C++/Java mode of thinking, so we could focus on studying the algorithms and the "real" take-away knowledge.

      You can certainly break LOGO programs into manageable chunks with procedures, conditionals, and the like... You just have to make yourself comfortable with the "list" aspect of programming.

      Not a joke: I still have nightmares of writing a program to parse an arbitrary Boolean expression and print out a truth table... in Logo...

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    7. Re:LOGO? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I found logo to be an excellent introduction to procedural programming after having my mind poisoned with basic. I just wish that someone had tried to teach me data structures when I was young and impressionable. That's what I really need to learn.

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    8. Re:LOGO? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      lol last time I had a look at logo was in the 1980's lol... I had no idea it evolved after that :) (pretty dense on my part)...

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    9. Re:LOGO? by fleck_99_99 · · Score: 1

      Heh. Well, I had the exact same reaction when I show up for what's reputed to be a killer course... and am handed a disk with a label on it saying "WinLOGO"

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    10. Re:LOGO? by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

      Aha ha ha ha ha.

      I learned logo in 2nd grade back when A[ple II's where the bleeding edge of computing.

      Man that RGB color was slamin'

  35. This should be required.... by PhreakMac · · Score: 0

    ...for people buying a computer. I can't tell you how many times I have had some one call me at work.... "This game doesn't work and my computer is brand new." "Sir, you have a 2mb video card and video drivers from 1999, the computer is not new." "Yeah it is I just bought it off my neighbor and they said it was new...." They need to make this a standard for people buying a computer because some people are DUMB!!!!!!

    1. Re:This should be required.... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Answering the phone is your job. If you dont like it, and dont have the skills to work at McDonalds, tough shit.

      Did you ever think that you're only marginally more in the know than the people calling, else you'd be doing something more sophisticated than level 1 phone support?

      How's the weather in India, anyways?

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    2. Re:This should be required.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Answering the phone is your job. If you dont like it, and dont have the skills to work at McDonalds, tough shit.

      Translation: Your job is miserable and unpleasant.

      Did you ever think that you're only marginally more in the know than the people calling, else you'd be doing something more sophisticated than level 1 phone support?

      Translation: You are an idiot and so is anyone who does the same job as you.

      How's the weather in India, anyways?

      Translation: Stupid outsourcing. Your job is rightfully MINE! I WANT YOUR JOB! Give it back!

    3. Re:This should be required.... by PhreakMac · · Score: 0

      I do game testing for Activision and head customer support for 2 hours a day. Also have a degree in programming and have been using computers for 14 years now. No I'm not only marginally more in the know. I do know whats going on.

  36. I'll bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the test will all be Microsoft product specific.

  37. How Long until by geekguy · · Score: 1, Troll

    Someone on Slashdot demands an example test be made available online so they can take it and brag about how competent they are, thus prompting several other members to take the test to see who is the most perfect and has the largest e-penis.

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    1. Re:How Long until by LordNimon · · Score: 1
      has the largest e-penis

      ROTFL! I'm definitely going to use that one.

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      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    2. Re:How Long until by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey you insensitive clod, I'm an apple user, so it's an iPenis

    3. Re:How Long until by mmaddox · · Score: 1

      You have to realize, we're GEEKS. Who else is going to care what our penis is like?

      Now, of course, the race is on to register the epenis.com domain name. No, I'm NOT looking for it from work.

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  38. Good Idea by linguae · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Part of the problem with computing these days is the lack of basic education that the users have about computing in general. There are many people that believe that the CD-ROM drive is a cup holder, that Microsoft is everything (how many users have you seen say that "Microsoft isn't working?" Incredible), don't know anything about the dangers of the Internet and properly securing their computers (i.e., installing a firewall, protecting themselves from viruses and malware by using anti-virus and anti-malware tools, and using Firefox or an alternative to Internet Exploder), don't know about files and folders, or other basic movements with a computer, and faint at the sight of having to learn anything that is more complicated than moving a mouse around and clicking an icon (command lines are a great example). I would love to see a required high-school or college test that tests on all of the basic computing ideas and tasks, plus a little more. Unfortunately, many high schools and colleges have already implemented MS-centric "computer competency" requirements that test on nothing more than how to use MS Office and Windows; they test on specific applications, not about how to use computers per sé.

    Am I saying that all of these people need to be tested on writing shell scripts, C programming, configuring ipfw/iptables, and compiling a kernel? Of course not! I'm just saying that I believe that all people using a computer need to be eduacted about the responsibilities and risks of having a computer, and all of the things needed to do in order to protect yourself. We all have to take driver's education and driver's training before we even step foot into a car, because we know the responsibilities and dangers of riding a car. When we get our cars, we have to learn how to maintain it, too. So, how come most users expect that their computers are magical boxes that don't need to be maintained or taken care of? The computer is a powerful multipurpose tool that can be beneficial when used correctly, but can also be a weapon (or zombie) if used incorrectly.

    1. Re:Good Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess what?

      There are many people who don't give a flying fuck and never will. Don't confuse it for stupidity, most of those people calling you at your minimum wage tech support job asking "dumb" questions are smarter, and earn more than you do.

      Basic computer skills aren't anything worth bragging about.

    2. Re:Good Idea by zeke-o · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to take issue with a couple things ... People treat their cars exactly like they treat their computers .. much to the delight of those that repair them. The have no freaking idea of what happens when they turn the key or press on a pedal, much less have any idea what the idiot lights or gauges on the dashboard mean. The drivers license just says they have some basic understanding of the rules for operating so maybe they won't kill too many people on the road. They often have *no* clue as to required maintenance.
      Computers have nowhere near the level of foolproofing that automobiles (or toasters) have attained. I've been around the block a couple times (started with 1802 assembler gigs in the mid-late 70's). We've still got a long road ahead of us to make these machines truly useful for the masses.


      How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

    3. Re:Good Idea by Eberlin · · Score: 1

      Your observations are valid. I know this from experience and it's incredibly disappointing. People don't know alternatives to Microsoft products. They do use "Microsoft" for software (whether OS or productivity suite) the way people say "coke" for soda.

      Another bit of testament that I heard from a respected tech relative of a co-worker was that reformatting and reinstalling an OS is considered routine maintenance. I couldn't help but think to myself that only in a MS-centric mentality could such a thing be acceptable.

      A lot of people are task-oriented. They have a task that needs to be done and they wish to accomplish it with little resistance. People don't use computers to learn about computers -- they use it to get tasks done. Unfortunately, that means they'll want to be versed in Word and IE...and just get on with their work instead of trying a variety of different apps.

      At the library, we teach courses in MS apps (funded by the b&m gates foundation) and I've always cringed when the classes are called "Word Processing I" when they should be called "Microsoft Word I"

      In the end, I guess it's almost arrogant and elitist to think the way we do...but strangely enough, it's out of concern for the general public. After a while, apathy sets in -- and if people choose not to educate themselves (or consider reformatting/reinstalling an OS as routine), let them suffer. Then again, that's really cold, too. :)

    4. Re:Good Idea by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      There are many people that believe that the CD-ROM drive is a cup holder, . . .

      I really doubt it. Have you ever personally seen anyone make this mistake? I'd classify that one as an urban legend.
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    5. Re:Good Idea by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      how many users have you seen say that "Microsoft isn't working?"

      I tend to believe those are the most perceptive users, actually.

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    6. Re:Good Idea by mmaddox · · Score: 1

      If you're Alan Cooper, you think that people should be protected from having to understand such things. Arguably, many of the metaphors we use in computing today--most notably the file-cabinet--are dated and becoming less useful. Should a user HAVE to know exactly where a document is placed on a harddrive? Or should the computer know FOR him and offer it to him in another manner? A long, horrible battle to fight on the Internet, for sure...

      Anyway, you've hit the nail on the head about the lack of knowledge in the general populous. The truth is, most people don't CARE and don't WANT to know, as it clutters their already-confused minds. If you're too busy tracking the latest celebrity news and sports stats, why on earth would you want to fill up your precious grey-matter with computer trivia? Apply this to politics, and you derive our current two-party system in the US. Apply this to health-care and you get the insurance/medical costs/tort-reform trifecta.

      Don't we "smart" people have to, at some point, start taking responsibility for protecting these folks from themselves? Maybe we should worry about this stuff for them, and steer the world to a place more to our liking. I seem to recall a Philip K. Dick story along these lines--about a medical bag--that certainly is apropos to this discussion. Anyone up for a new illuminati?

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    7. Re:Good Idea by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I can understand and fix what's wrong with my car in most basic instances, I can fix basic plumbing, do electrical work, etc. I'm a professional programmer, though. No, it's laziness that these people have. It is stupidity.

  39. Already tested by wombatmobile · · Score: 2, Funny

    .

    Did it seem to measure critical thinking and problem solving skills?"

    Apparently, these have already been tested elsewhere.

    The answer shocked a few people

    .
    1. Re:Already tested by Curate · · Score: 1

      Interesting that the majority of men who voted chose Bush, but the majority of women who voted chose Kerry. Is this conclusive evidence that women are in fact smarter than men?

  40. section 3 of the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    is to download pr0n without the proctor noticing and to destroy all evidence on the computer before the test is finished.

  41. From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For more information on the ETS ICT Literacy Assessment visit http://www.ets.org\ictliteracy.

    YOU FAILED IT.
  42. Let's look at the test and the target criteria by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's hard to know much about this test until we see it. Tests in general are measurements based on a body of knowledge. Maybe it's good, maybe it's not. Damning tests because they seem unfair is silly. Measurements are referential. Some have bad reference points and therefore can't measure very well. Some can, some tests age and become useless, some are good in specific areas. Without the knowledge of the test questions and the criteria for them, comments will likely be specious.

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  43. Effort != value by Crag · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Yes, they do make a lot of money, but I can say that they also earn that money.

    If you think otherwise, consider it this way--for every test that they publish there are literally thousands of hours of research, testing, and retesting that have been done."

    No matter how much time, research, testing, and retesting I put into my latest creation on the toilet, I don't think anyone will be interested in buying it.

    1. Re:Effort != value by josecanuc · · Score: 1

      Obviously you're not putting thousands of hours of time into your latest creations... If you did, maybe someone would be interested in buying it/them...

  44. more questions... by zanderredux · · Score: 3, Funny
    IT literacy? What about....
    3. IBM product #7606 is:
    a) the media backplane card
    b) the AC power supply, 850W
    c) the DC power supply, 400W
    d) the LC-SC 50 Micron Fibre converter cable

    4. The RFC 1372 defines:
    a) The Telnet Remote Flow Option
    b) The RSync Flow Control Option
    c) The SSH Exploit Security Hotfix
    d) The Option to Control the Flow of Telnet

    5. A Windows NT crashes and reports that there was a KMOD exception at 0000:0E39. The stack trace reports that the SX register hold the value 1E. What is the cause?
    a) User violation of the drive assembly
    b) An userland program flow was directed into a null pointer
    c) An electric current fluctuation has tampered with the EEPROM.
    d) The crash is, actually, a system feature which tells IT personnel when to upgrade to the latest version of Windows.

    6. A customer calls the support and tells that his/her computer won't boot. You tell him/her:
    a) To check the power cable
    b) To make sure there are no objects pressing the reset key
    c) Asks whether they installed software other than the ones supplied. If so, tell them their platform is not supported.
    d) Directs thet to Level 2 support.
    Literacy. Hah. There's a lot of MCSEs around and I do not see how customers or prospective PHB employers will know the difference from one guy with a shiny MCSE from one who can write a X-11 game in less than 100 lines!
    1. Re:more questions... by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      "I do not see how customers or prospective PHB employers will know the difference from one guy with a shiny MCSE from one who can write a X-11 game in less than 100 lines!"

      100 lines? In C? That's easy. You realise line breaks aren't important in C?

  45. Leaked practice exam by sam_handelman · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can take it here. Free reg required.

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    1. Re:Leaked practice exam by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I decided not to register - I win! Where's my cookie?

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    2. Re:Leaked practice exam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anyone's planning on using the login from bugmenot, I raised it to 83%, don't lower it ;)

    3. Re:Leaked practice exam by n6kuy · · Score: 0

      From TFT:

      > 6) ... an important part of not being stupid is
      > the ability to recognize patterns and details that
      > you see daily. For instance: from top to bottom,
      > what is the correct coloring of a traffic light?

      This test is obviously culturally biased!
      I live in New Mexico, and our traffic lights are horizontal!

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  46. Or by missing000 · · Score: 1

    You could call it "computing", and refer to everything else as a "video game".

  47. Meta knowledge by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My techniques are rarely the "industry standard" techniques, so I often find myself on tech assessment tests choosing the answers I know the test creators think are right, even if in my experience they aren't the best or most efficient way to do things.

    But you know what the best practices are (or were at the time they became codified in a test). If you are mindful of what the standard way is, you can at least choose it when there is no reason not to do it that way.

    Also, when the time comes to make product recommendations, you can say (for example), "Well, the industry standard is that your offline backup solution media should have at least the capacity as your online storage." (I made that up.)

    People like to follow standards, but in this case if they chose a cheapo backup solution you'd have made them decide to go against the standard to do it. Never underestimate the value of C'ing Your A.

    That's not exactly what I wanted to say, but you can take it from there.

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  48. and I thought by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 2, Funny

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  49. Not the same kind of test by sesquipedalian_one · · Score: 1

    Of course this test is not multiple-choice. They ask you to actually do something with software. On the surface, at least, this test looks like an attempt to come up with what's known as "authentic assessment." One of the biggest criticisms with multiple-choice exams is that they don't directly measure the skills that we really want to test. And many critics of standardized testing find the find the correlation between multiple-choice questions and real skills to be weak indeed.

  50. seems a bit strange... by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    ... to say [...]information technology literacy. The test is supposed to measure the ability of students to use software to solve[...]

    Probably it's just the little IT engineer devil from inside me, but determining IT literacy by measuring ability to use sw... wow, this really has to be the 21st century :P The idea is I could gather some questions for undergrad IT students which all would come from the field of information technology problems and it would show IT literacy without ever needing any software to test their whatever skills on.

    Most certainly I know that practice counts as much (or more) as theory in such tests, but practice doesn't just and always mean the ability to use some sw.

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  51. None of the Above by judmarc · · Score: 1

    ...is the name of a fine book, probably out of print by now, that exposed many of the fallacies behind tests that purport to measure aptitude rather than raw knowledge.

    I remember one wonderful example from the book that gave 4 reading comprehension questions from a recent SAT. I got all 4 correct - it was easy. The kicker is that the book leaves out the excerpt that the test-takers were supposed to read and comprehend. The test wasn't measuring reading comprehension nearly so much as it was measuring test-takers' abilities to "smell" the phrasing of an obviously wrong answer.

    1. Re:None of the Above by jthayden · · Score: 1

      It is also possible that you are smarter than the average bear.

      Standardized test and stats in general are fairly poor at correctly measuring outliers. If you are go out a few standard deviations in either direction, you just don't know what you are going to get. It is possible that this and other tests do a competent job for the average user however.

    2. Re:None of the Above by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the problem lies in with how we interpret the results with these tests. We always assume someone who scores higher on a test must be smarter and more capable than someone who scored a few hundred points lower, yet there are always plenty of cases of people who score lower on tests (perhaps they were not good at taking tests or the test material was simply not a fair measure of what it suposedly says it measures) who end up being more productive or better apt at whatever it is they are doing.

      The fault really lies within the word "standardized". Doing well on a standardized tests means you must have "standardized" knowledge (you know the same facts that we expect you to know, you know how to do things the way we expect you to, you analyze something the way we expect you to, etc) and standardized learning skills. People who aren't good at being "standardized" but yet are good at learning and applying are the ones who suffer.

      Whatever happned to gauging knowlege based on experience, demonstration, and discussion? I have seen so many people (Note- I didn't say all) who were high-scorers on standardized tests yet they really were just people who had the ability to memorize and take tests. They were not particularly creative or ingenious people.

    3. Re:None of the Above by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1
      We always assume someone who scores higher on a test must be smarter and more capable than someone who scored a few hundred points lower, yet there are always plenty of cases of people who score lower on tests (perhaps they were not good at taking tests or the test material was simply not a fair measure of what it suposedly says it measures) who end up being more productive or better apt at whatever it is they are doing.
      Although that's what most people think these tests are supposed to measure, that's a misconception. In the case of the SAT, they're not measuring intelligence; rather, they're measuring a test-taking quality which has been shown to correlate strongly with "success" in college. That's all.

      And that's why drives to get rid of these tests have been almost completely unsuccessful. Despite the evidence that they are unfair to minorities, or biased against certain types of learners, or don't really measure math and language skills, or whatever, the fact of the matter is that they do their job pretty well.

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    4. Re:None of the Above by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although that's what most people think these tests are supposed to measure, that's a misconception

      And this is what they are used to judge by colleges, schools, society, and human resources departments. This perception is a big boon to the ETS and all the multi-million dollar companies that profit off of test prep services and materials.

      In the case of the SAT, they're not measuring intelligence; rather, they're measuring a test-taking quality which has been shown to correlate strongly with "success" in college. That's all.

      Except the problem is that standardizing a definition of success assumes there is only one type of "skill" that can make one "successful".

      We have gotten to the point where someone who scores 100 points higher than someone else on a test must mean they are that much more capable of being "successful" than the other.

      And that's why drives to get rid of these tests have been almost completely unsuccessful. Despite the evidence that they are unfair to minorities, or biased against certain types of learners, or don't really measure math and language skills, or whatever, the fact of the matter is that they do their job pretty well.

      False.

      Standardized tests only measure a large component of the population well is becuase they come to expect the test and those that can afford the time needed to prepare for it do well.

      The SAT, in terms of content, is really very low level. Very basic algebra and geometry, very basic reading comprehension. The reason why the SAT works so well in sorting people is that it has become such a mainstream component of society that you have to play the game in order to survive.

      The SAT doesn't measure creativity, artistic talent, scientific knowledge, facts, study skills (real study skills, not the skill to study for a standardized test), and many more. Yet these all can be components of success in college and in life. Why are these all sacrificed? Oh, its all in the name of standardization. You have to play the game this way in order to be "successful".

      If I can only score a mediocre 1000 yet I can get a high paying job, have extensive background in computers, and two degrees in completely unrelated fields, what does that mean? Surely if the SAT is the holy grail in predicting "success", I wouldn't be where I am today, would I?

      I agree with you that some of the reasoning used to debunk standardized testing is farcical but there are some points that I agree on:

      Standardized testing hurts the poor and poor minorities because these are the people who do not have access to expensive test prep materials and services. They also tend to go to schools that are poorly ran and do not reflect the "standardization" that the SAT wants to measure. Arguments that the SAT is inherently racist are bogus but it sure does a good job of giving the "top" universities a rather racially disproportionate makeup.

      Standardized testing demands that people think alike in order to be rewarded. Those who have more eccentric learning styles (i.e. people who grow up outside the normal school setting), brain patterns, or people with ADHD/ADD suffer, yet these are all people capable of great success and intellectual accomplishment.

      Why doesn't the SAT get thrown out if these are all true? Becuase the SAT fits society so well. Its easy enough for people like me to just go to some 3rd-tier university that has a high quality education (of course, don't tell the testing people that, according to them, I went to a "crappy" school, despite the fact that big-name employers seek out students from our "second rate" college). Its easy enough to shove all the misfits under a rug. We have become such a normalized, standardized, and sorted society. Its far easier to sort people based on how well they assimilate into a pattern of learning and doing because it works so well.

      However it should be noted that many universities are starting to de-emphasize standardized testing to the point where it becomes of almost small consequence in the admissions process and where things like real success are looked at more closely.

  52. From the site: by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 1

    To succeed in today's - and tomorrow's - classroom, workplace, home, or technology-rich community, students need to know how to efficiently find, use, manage, and evaluate information resources so that they can create and effectively convey information and ideas to others. That is what the Higher Education ICT Initiative is all about: ensuring that individuals are proficient in ICT competencies so that they can improve their learning, their work, their lives, and their world.

    Yeech. "Create and effectively convey"??? Sounds like Powerpoint.

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    1. Re:From the site: by koick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I'm not overly impressed about a site telling me to be ready to "succeed in today's - and tomorrow's ... technology-rich community", when the site itself is ca 1995. Accountability people!...

  53. Does it test plagarism skills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No test of student skills would be complete without testing the ability to obfuscate sources.

  54. hope the are using KDE by hkht · · Score: 1

    "Equipped with a PC in a proctored environment and pencil and paper for notes, students are challenged to respond to 16 tasks over the course of the two-hour online test".yep with my kde desktop pager open with sixteen desktops running it would be easy to accomplish 16 tasks at once. oops ther are using xp.

  55. I'll wait... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2, Funny



    I'll wait till the Transcender's come out for it before I attempt it... Is there a Boot Camp training being offered for it yet?

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    Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
  56. Too much testing, not enough Interviewing by m11533 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Our society has gotten far to hung up on testing as a silver bullet. Tests are just attempts to measure something, exactly as a ruler measures length or a scale measures weight. But tests such as the one in the article are, due to their nature, far less accurate or precise.

    I see the introduction of yet another test as a poor substitute for one on one personal interviewing of the test subject. They are looking for a quick fix, one that is not people intensive when the fact is, people are best able to evaluate these complex abilities and skills, so long as they take sufficient time in doing so.

    This is just like "No Child Left Behind". Instead of investing in the people, in that case teachers to work with students, a battery of standardized tests are introduced as a substitute. Yet, there is no validation of the testing against its objective, while we entrust our decisions to those very tests.

    That is the biggest issue here as well. We are attempting to replace human judgement with supposedly objective testing, when it is precisely the complexity of that human judgement that is called for.

    1. Re:Too much testing, not enough Interviewing by halosfan · · Score: 1

      While I totally see your point, and for the most part agree with it, here is something to consider...

      In Russia, and possibly not only in Russia, a vast majority of college exams (including entry exams) are one-on-one interviews with a professor. Sure, professors can evaluate the depth of student's knowledge better than ETS tests, but then a lot of subjective factors come into play. One, different students end up talking to different professors. Two, professor's mood may vary depending on time of year, time of day and other irrelevant factors. Three, the anonimity is lost, and if you managed to somehow inadvertently piss off the guy two years earlier, that, depending on the guy, may well affect your grade.

      I could probably come up with other reasons why one-on-one interviews suck as much as standardized tests, but it all really comes down to that while humans are better than machines at evaluating subjective qualities, machines are better than humans at being consistent in their evaluations.

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    2. Re:Too much testing, not enough Interviewing by vhold · · Score: 1

      It's a double edged blade of seperation. The interview process from the perspective of a qualified individual should be that they are interviewing the company just as much as they are being interviewed. If a company wants to alienate me by demonstrating their hiring priorities are lacking in basic human insight then that's a very helpful red flag that I should seek other avenues of employment.

      Even from the company's perspective they should desire people who are scrutinizing the company, because those people will have their own intuitions that they are not a good match for the company the company may not have. It's best for both parties to avoid that situation.

      All hiring that I've seen in the last few years usually goes like this:

      1) Person is recommended, hooked up, done, hired.

      Or

      1) Person's resume comes up in resume search, etc..
      2) Person's resume contains neccesary skills and applicable experience and is called for interview
      3) About 90% of the interview is gauging their personal skills, not technical.

      It's easy to get rid of a person in the early probationary stages if it turns out they simply don't have the technical skills they claimed they did, that's a low cost risk, and if you aren't totally clueless (aka: doomed no matter what) it's relatively easy to spot.

      It's extremely difficult to get rid of a person that has the skills but it turns out they are a pain in the %!* to deal with. You might not find out the full depths of how bad that is until much later when they've settled into their full on %@#hole mode. Now they are in charge of projects, dealing with groups of people, the resentment becomes a -huge- distraction, and they become a total HR liability. If they harass somebody that sues, the company is responsible. If you fire them, they might claim harassment or descrimination. It's a nitemare.

    3. Re:Too much testing, not enough Interviewing by khallow · · Score: 1
      Our society has gotten far to hung up on testing as a silver bullet. Tests are just attempts to measure something, exactly as a ruler measures length or a scale measures weight. But tests such as the one in the article are, due to their nature, far less accurate or precise.

      I don't see this. If you get 100 applicants for 10 positions, then why not use tests to filter some of those people? Ie, get it down to 20 or 30 and then interview what's left.

      My point here is that most organizations can't afford to interview everyone in one on one interviews. Nor should they. It's a pretty wasteful use of resources. OTOH, I rarely hear of an organization that forgoes interviews for job hiring. Even for college applications, there's a number of colleges that interview everyone that eventually enters.

    4. Re:Too much testing, not enough Interviewing by m11533 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You ask: if you get 100 applicants for 10 positions, then why not use tests...?

      The answer is simply that you are making assumptions about what the test is measuring. Maybe the test is filtering out the best people for the job, not the worst? There is only one way to know, and that is to validate the metric, test, against the goal, selecting the best candidates from a larger group.

      To the best of my knowledge, no one has done this groundwork. Therefore, you can not know what applying the metric will actually accomplish. You have a hypothesis that it selects the best candidates from a larger group. But, as any researcher in the social sciences will tell you, doing the study to validate this hypothesis, and thus the metric, frequently yields surprising results.

      While it is easy to argue that people are very subjective, and that they apply criteria other than those desired, in reality these are frequently exactly the insights necessary to identify that superior individual from the crowd. There are things one can do to protect against overly subjective evaluation by people during interviews. There is a long history of experience in this area, and for the most part it is successful.

      Testing has a far shorter track record than the personal interview, and thus requires MORE care and checks rather than fewer checks. Since each test is a new metric, testing actually also requires more work to establish its validity than personal interviewing. The saddest bit is that most people not only do not perform the necessary work to validate a test's validity, they rarely even understand it's need.

    5. Re:Too much testing, not enough Interviewing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I'd prefer to have a bad interview at one college but manage to get a good one at another than to have a unviersal test that screws you over and dehumanizes you at every turn. Interviewing gives you a diversity of human opinion, testing does not.

  57. I welcome a test like this.... by Laoping · · Score: 1

    I think this is a step in the right direction. You see as someone who is working for a Masters in C.E I feel I at a slight disadvantage. Other engineering disciplines have the P.E. Exam to test your knowledge. The P.E. exam is not really right for computer people; it has far to broad of a subject matter. I welcome this path and hope that it leads to a P.E. type of exam for computer scientists.

  58. Penn State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, they have an IST program at Penn State Univerity as well, but honestly no one has respect for the IST majors. I'm not sure if its the same at Perdue, but IST majors are said to have a degree in Microsoft Office, MS Access and SQL. Their fortes are Power Point and Visio. They are primped for making pretty charts and not really understanding the concepts behind what they are making charts for. Im still a student, and havent seen this graduates in action, but judging by the ones I've met, I would be supprised if they are anything more than just the slightest bit usefull.

    - Paper tigers don't impress me.

    1. Re:Penn State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully spelling is an undergraduate course at Penn State. It's spelled Purdue.

    2. Re:Penn State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd point all of that out to your boss after he signs your paycheck if I were you.

  59. I use Mac OS X you insensitive clod! by eobanb · · Score: 1

    It should be "(Apple) Finder File Edit View Go Window Help"

    And it's a red aqua gumpdropeseque blob of translucent fluid you ignoramus.

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    1. Re:I use Mac OS X you insensitive clod! by edrain · · Score: 1

      And it's a red aqua gumpdropeseque blob of translucent fluid you ignoramus.

      And it's on the left...

  60. Re:Or-- Licked that test by tin+foil+hat+dude · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I say I licked that test, and it was the Command Line Interface Test, do I get in trouble?

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  61. I highly doubt it by meganthom · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you had taken/seen the computer-based GRE, you would know ETS went out of its way to make a platform-independent test environment. The word processor, for example, had some functions common to MS Word, but not all of them were. It did not superficially resemble Word, Emacs, or any other text editor I'm familiar with.

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  62. You're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if you try to say that to people who really believe in standardized tests, you'll get ridiculed and called all sorts of names. All it took was about 50 years of it being the norm and it automatically becomes something unquestioned by society.

  63. huh ? by ilikeitraw · · Score: 0

    I'm a programmer, and want to know: What is IT ?

  64. It's easier to test for incompetency by WayneConrad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's easier to test for incompetency than for competency.

    A company I worked for got so many liars applying for jobs that we made these rediculous little tests to give people. Here's a sample question from our C test:

    Write a loop that executes its body 10 times.

    Or for electrical engineers:

    What is the equation for Ohm's law?

    I thought these tests were a waste of time. I think I said something like, "If someone is breathing they'll pass it." Then I saw how many people who claimed "expert" on their resume failed the liar's test. Weeding out the liars left us with a much smaller pool of candidates.

    1. Re:It's easier to test for incompetency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Write a loop that executes its body 10 times.
      for (i = 0; i != 10; i++) { /* ... */ }
      What is the equation for Ohm's law?
      Isn't that "r = r1 + r2 + ... + rN"?

      Do I get the job? :P
    2. Re:It's easier to test for incompetency by WayneConrad · · Score: 1

      You can have the programmer job (although it's for a company that was long ago assimilated, so you'll need to do some time travel). We will ask you why you prefer != to <, though. You don't have to have the same answer as we'd have; we just prefer (well, preferred) that you had a reason. We like programmers who think about what why they do things a certain way.

      You can't have the EE job, though. E=IR, I=E/R, and R=E/I are all acceptable answers.

      Anyone who rolls their eyes because the questions are too easy gets extra credit.

    3. Re:It's easier to test for incompetency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you accept V in place of E?

    4. Re:It's easier to test for incompetency by kezze · · Score: 1

      Sure it is ridiculuous, but not more than my Programming II class tests.
      There was an error in the answer sheet, and so my teacher wouldn't let me pass with 100%. I had to code a whole little program using the "impossible" solution before he believed me.

    5. Re:It's easier to test for incompetency by WayneConrad · · Score: 1

      Sure. We're not pedantic.

  65. Gotta love those mods... by boomgopher · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Moderation -1
    100% Overrated


    WTF is this? How can it be overrates if no one modded it up? Retards...

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    1. Re:Gotta love those mods... by Gherald · · Score: 1

      it was a preemptory strike ; )

    2. Re:Gotta love those mods... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, most of the kids who moderate can't really be bothered to do the job properly so they just mod things down, its quick and easy.

  66. Re:LOGO, another LISP failure by xtermin8 · · Score: 1

    Huh? how is logo good for BASIC? A couple of years ago Starlogo was being developed to model complex group behaviors (such as swarming, birds flocking, fish schools) at Tufts University (with some help from MIT) Compare StarLogo to Visual Basic or any other current "basic." Maybe you're making a joke by quoting early childhood education texts from 20 years ago. You are joking, aren't you?

  67. Tried an IT competency test... Did not like it... by octaene · · Score: 1

    Yeah, my team at work manages firewalls, VPNs, and routers. We work mainly in the world of AIX, Nokia IPSO, PIX, and (sadly) Windows where we have to. Our Check Point GUI runs on Windows.

    My team leads attempted to administer a "test" to our team, something we could use to objectively measure our skills. We had tried the subjective skills measurement questionairre. One of our smartest guys responded to "How familiar are you with TCPIP?" with a 3 out of 5. He owns TCPIP Illustrated, etc. This dumb girl on our team answered 5 out of 5 -- and she usually has to ask which switch you use with ping to make it run continually!

    So we administered the test. All the dumb people rose up like abortion rights activists at the RNC -- they were outraged! How dare we throw out these crazy questions like what is ReiserFS and what is cron???

    The tests are usually dumbed down to suit the results management wants. This "exam" is no exception.

  68. Good Test Takers != Knows Stuff by CtAhBeAbNoAy · · Score: 1

    The equation speaks for itself. I love the current theory that having a certification or the ability to rattle off words or phrases or specs makes you "smart".

    The "smartest" people I have had the pleasure to work with are thoses that are open to other ideas and actually DON'T claim to know everything. They do know how to find solutions and in most cases the solutions were somebody else's.

    The "know-it-alls" either ended up in the corner or on the street. Yes, they will always be able to find another job, but cycle continues. Plus, team skills are more important than individual skills. Know your role.

  69. Similar Experience in Assembler class... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    My instructor spent the first 30 minutes of class writing an intricate assembler program on the board.

    When she finished, she asked for a volunteer to "fix the bugs"... Nobody jumped up, so I went for it.

    I modifed the data section, rather than the actual code section, only took about a minute really, then it worked flawlessly.

    She was a bit ticked that she spent so long writing the code on the board, since it was supposed to take the remainder of the class to debug it.

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  70. I agree, but.... by thegnu · · Score: 1

    when I was job searching dammit if almost everyone didn't ask me for A+ certification even though I'm a better tech than anyone I've met who is A+ certified.

    Granted, maybe if they would let me walk in the door, I'd meet some smart people. And I'm not discounting A+ certified people. I just don't think it matters all that much which IRQ is the RTC (8).

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  71. How about just a literacy test by Facekhan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am continually amazed by the number of my fellow college students who can barely read. It has made me extremely cynical about college because a solid 2/3 of college students in all but the most selective schools are both cheating and/or functionally illiterate. I wish I was exaggerating but I am not.

    This is what is making me want to jump ship and get a job instead because If I have one more group project where my group consists of people who are just in college because they are supposed to be I am going to just say fuck it and start a business which is probably what I should have done.

    If 4 years of college costs about 100k on the average (including living expenses) then I think I would be a lot better off if I had just been handed 100k at 18 for a business or a property investment.

    1. Re:How about just a literacy test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One job application I made as a fresh Physics graduate involved a test where I had to read aloud from a book. After a few sentences they said "stop, enough". Maybe they've had an illiterate graduate before.

    2. Re:How about just a literacy test by Khelder · · Score: 1
      I wish I was exaggerating but I am not.

      Let us all mourn the continuing slow death of the subjunctive.

      (Normally I wouldn't bother, but the parent is about literacy.)

    3. Re:How about just a literacy test by Facekhan · · Score: 1

      I said I was literate, not perfect, especially when trying to post on /. before the first hundred posts go through and no one is even going to see what I wrote.

  72. I wonder how many MCSEs would fail by puremisery · · Score: 1, Insightful

    With all the bootcamps and such it doesn't take much knowhow to pass. Although there will most likely be a bootcamp for this test soon enough!

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  73. To be fair... by raehl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People I know who score higher on ETS tests tend to be smarter than people I know who score lower on ETS tests.

    Or they cheat better.

    Or they have money to spend on preparation classes.

    Or they're white.

    Either way, the ETS tests can very actively tell admissions counselors which students are the the wealthiest white cheaters who are not totally stupid.

    1. Re:To be fair... by Rii · · Score: 0

      It's not just whites, bud. In my area (California), it's another race (Asians). It's just whoever has the money to buy their scores.

  74. No good by goodgoing · · Score: 1

    I had to take a computer literacy test for college, it was on online test that consisted of three parts.

    The first part was to see if you could use the Windows XP help system (I had never used it, even when I did use Windows), and other general windows tasks. The fact that there are multiple ways to do something in Windows XP, and only their way is right combined with myself using Linux as my main OS for the past 5 months made this part very irritating.

    The second part was to see if you knew how to use Internet Explorer. It got me to type in an address, but _required_ that I include http:// , even though IE will include it for me.

    The third part tested to see if I knew how to use MS Word. Things like make this text bold...

    The whole experience was in my opinion a complete waste of time. If you are taking a computer related course, and don't know how to do simple things you deserve to fail.

  75. Re:Already tested [OFFTOPIC] by narcc · · Score: 1

    Is this conclusive evidence that women are in fact smarter than men?

    No, It's "conclusive evidence" that "the majority of men who voted chose Bush, but the majority of women who voted chose Kerry."

    Nothing more, nothing less...

  76. Oh the ironing... by Gleng · · Score: 2, Funny

    From TFA:

    For more information on the ETS ICT Literacy Assessment visit http://www.ets.org \ ictliteracy
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    1. Re:Oh the ironing... by emseabrown · · Score: 1

      Oh the ironing...

      at great risk to my own post, I refer you to Gaudere's Law: scroll down the page a bit.

    2. Re:Oh the ironing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that was intentional.

  77. Neither by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    Is that Slashdot or Backslashdot?

    That would be "Whackdot".

    For the subversive: sorry, it's already registered...

  78. word processing concept by rduke15 · · Score: 1

    the computer "literacy" classes in those schools is training in Microsoft Office. [...] They're not teaching them the concepts behind a modern word processor, they're training them how to click buttons in Word.

    The problem is that there is no modern word processor which could be used to teach the concepts that should be behind them. Never was any concept behind Word, other than "add the most features you can to this typewriter".

    The modern ones aren't word processors. The word processors aren't modern. All we have is monstruous Word and would-be clones.

    Still waiting for the simple and real word processor. I wish it would use plain HTML and CSS, but in an interface designed for people having something to say in a structured way, not for graphics designers turned web-designers, or for computer geeks.

    1. Re:word processing concept by r3m0t · · Score: 2, Informative
      Still waiting for the simple and real word processor. I wish it would use plain HTML and CSS

      HTML and CSS is mainly for screen viewing. Word processing is generally for print.

      I just use MediaWiki markup. Dead easy and I can create emphasis (as opposed to italics), strong emphasis, lists (ordered or bulleted), nested lists, tables, mathematical equations and all without leaving my wondrous keyboard and without having to learn key combinations. One of these days I will set up my own MediaWiki installation...

      For note-taking, I can do things like indent extra detail. What's so bad about being a geek?

    2. Re:word processing concept by rduke15 · · Score: 1

      HTML and CSS is mainly for screen viewing. Word processing is generally for print.

      CSS has all or most of what is needed to use it for print, but that's not the point.

      Word processing is generally for saying things with written words. Whether readers read a print out or read it on screen should only be a detail in the last "publishing" stage, and not something central to the word processing program. That concept of starting off media-agnostic is in HTML/CSS, waiting to be used.

      What's so bad about being a geek?

      Nothing. I love my geekiness. But that's not the point either.

      For the non-geeks, I need a word processor which I could recommend them.

      It would require half an hour or an hour training (10 minutes: - for titles and subtitles, press here; for bulleted lists, here. How you set the font to Arial? Don't loose your precious time with such details. If you really want to, it's buried in that hard to reach sub-menu, and will apply to all paragraphs with the same style. What is a style? 50 minutes explaining (Real) word processors. If they get it, they will love it. If they don't get it, they will stay away from the font sub-menu.)

      Now, they can write a clever 50 page report with it, or type-away on a boring transcript or translation, and produce a word processor document, in which I don't have to correct all manual page breaks when I change the font before publishing, etc.

      I could go on for hours, ranting about the need for a real and simple word processor, and the need to educate users about it not being a typewriter with a kitchen sink.

    3. Re:word processing concept by r3m0t · · Score: 1
      How you set the font to Arial? Don't loose your precious time with such details. If you really want to, it's buried in that hard to reach sub-menu, and will apply to all paragraphs with the same style. What is a style? 50 minutes explaining (Real) word processors. If they get it, they will love it. If they don't get it, they will stay away from the font sub-menu.)

      Funny, that. Since Office XP and its addition of the Task Pane (that thing on the right), I have usually left it on "Styles and formatting". I don't go right down to defining a style called "Emphasis" which is italics, but I do various other things. Very handy.

      People adding new lines instead of page breaks? Pah! I've seen people pressing space instead of centering! Even on an old Acorn computer which has a word processor with about 20 buttons! (Compare to Word, not forgetting the menu...) On the other hand, they were only 8... but so was I, and I managed.

      Anyway. I clearly could go on for hours too.

    4. Re:word processing concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HTML and CSS is mainly for screen viewing. Word processing is generally for print.
      Well, I write physics lab reports in XHTML. I've defined a CSS2 stylesheet for my reports which handles the required cover page for the print version but displays only the real report on the screen. The first page is in a div with class="cover", and everything else is classified based on the elements used. I use MathML to mark up necessary equations (well, any math expressions), and the data is put in tables. If, for some reason, I need to do something special with a table, I'll assign it an ID and style it (and its children) in the style element. For the most part, I either use Notepad in Windows or KATE in Linux to write the report, and I print it through Mozilla. It looks better than what MSWord/MSEquationEditor produces.

  79. if you get a bad score... by Jrod5000+at+RPI · · Score: 0

    your report card says

    YOU FAIL IT.

    hahah, you have to mod this up, its funny!!!1

  80. Re:I feel your pain. by CtAhBeAbNoAy · · Score: 1

    I completely know what you mean. When I was looking for a job, if you did not have some Java cert, then forget about it. It is very frusterating.

    It seems like the test or the cert gets in the door (may even gets you the job), but it does not equate to the best person for the job.

    It is just unfortunate that throwing a test at something is supposed to measure a person's qualification. It simply measures how good a person can take a test. There is just too much emphasis on test taking skills.

  81. Re:Tried an IT competency test... Did not like it. by ted_the_canuck · · Score: 1

    Yes, often individuals who are quite knowledgable also know what they **don't** know. Years ago when I worked at a computer company we had a simple screening test to try and reduce the time spent on truly hopeless candidates. It seems as though that a lot of people take courses, but don't learn enough to be useful from their classes. For electronics knowledge, a simple test was to have them remove an integrated circuit package from a double sided board - a bunch of tools that may or may not be useful for that task were provided. Individuals that passed the test and could also get the IC out were typically interviewed.

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  82. Yes, yes, but... (was: 2 hours = Useful project?) by koffie · · Score: 1
    I can hear you brother, and it's pretty sad, but...


    Are you really saying that computer literacy is defined as the ability to click a link? Really, really?


    If that is so, maybe there's hope yet for this world. ;-)

  83. Computer Driving Test. by Spudley · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Educational Testing Service just announced a new test that is designed to measure information technology literacy.

    You know, that concept sounds a whole lot like the "European Computer Driving Test" that all the kids here are taking these days.

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  84. no time at all by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    Nautilus gives me a side pain by default :)

    1. Re:no time at all by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Eureka! I've found it!

      Open gconf and enable /apps/nautilus/preferences/always_use_browser

      Next up, the eternal battle between mime sniffing and file extensions, and what to do when they disagree.

      Whoever said gnome isn't friendly to new users obviously never spent more than 2 years using it.

  85. ETS same people who make the SAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that ets is the people making the test and they are the same ones making the sat. I hate that test. Never going to thake this test just because thost bastards made it

  86. RMIT Interior Design entrance exam by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    Many years ago I sat the entrance exam for RMIT Interior Design (no - not Decoration (what colour wallpaper), design (acoutstics, structural, thermal, lighting, etc...)).

    The entrance exam was about 4 hours long, it included questions on spatial relationships, being able to visualise 3D objects from their 2D components, and lateral thinking (e.g. name 30 distinctly different uses for a brick, and again for a wine bottle).

    I got an offer, but chose to do Architecture at UniMelb becuase it looked like less work. :)

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  87. To be Taken Seriously? by zbyte64 · · Score: 1

    About 2 years ago I was a High School Student, and students were required to take a computer class or take the computer literacy test. The test wasn't just extremely simple (at least for me) but it was also a "take home" test....

    I remember seeing a few students helping each other with the test at lunch time. In all reality, the test was a joke, from the test itself, and how it was taken.

    Do not expect this new test to be complex, when they say problems they probably mean, the computer isn't turning on, so check the power cable.... but yet even that is beyond some people. - And yes that is true, my mom teaches computers at the high school, and many have the problem.

  88. Test goes something like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (for those not familiar with Debian only): here's a bunch of Debian Woody CDs, a Unix manual and an old PC connected to a LAN.

    If you get them to install and get to a tty and login that's 1 point.
    If you get the network up, that's another point.
    If you get all the peripherals going, that's another.
    If you get XWindows up, that's another.
    If you get KDE to fucking work you're a genius and that's the other 6 out of 10.

  89. Literacy Test? You need contrasting colours first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  90. LOGO ended my programming career by westendgirl · · Score: 1

    I started programming when I was seven and had worked my way up to developing databases and other somewhat sophisticated programs by the time I was 12. When I went to junior high in eight grade, I had to take a computer course. They made us use LOGO. After a few assignments, it became obvious to me that I was never going to do well in the course, because the teacher's main interest was in the sophistication of the artwork, not the programming itself. Since I wasn't good at drawing, I was doomed to getting B's in the computer science program, since they wouldn't move on to real programming (like what I was doing at age 10) until 11th grade. And thus I went on to focus on arts and humanities courses during high school...and to major in English at university. The sad thing was that, when I was 11, a teacher had assessed my programming ability at equivalent to 11th grade. But nobody skipped grades in computer science back then, especially not a girl. :)

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    1. Re:LOGO ended my programming career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I wasn't good at drawing, I was doomed to getting B's in the computer science program, since they wouldn't move on to real programming (like what I was doing at age 10) until 11th grade. And thus I went on to focus on arts and humanities courses during high school...and to major in English at university.

      You women are so dramatic, couldn't you have just wated until 11th gradea if you liked programming so much?

    2. Re:LOGO ended my programming career by westendgirl · · Score: 1

      At my school, you couldn't go into 11th grade computer science without having taken the 8th and 9th/10th grade comp sci courses. (At least two years focused on LOGO drawing.) And they wouldn't allow you to skip computer science, even if you could program circles around the teacher. Of course, this was almost 20 years ago. I'm sure there are multiple options for programming by now. I probably could have put up with LOGO for two years, but I knew I needed a scholarship to pay for university and, at the time, I thought universities looked at all your high school marks, not just the last two years. I wasn't going to lose out on university just because I hated drawing. :)

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  91. SAT, bleh by fliptout · · Score: 1

    Your library doesn't have SAT prep books either? Damn those asians and their asian parents who want their children to do nothing but study.. :D

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