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  1. Re:Antitrust issues on Balmer Vows to Kill Google · · Score: 1

    In AMD vs Intel, AMD now calls witness for the prosecution "acordes". Please son, in your own words, tell the court all the training methods Intel used to brainwash {Ojection!}[The court will ignore that last word} ....train you not to appear as a member of a monopolist company.

  2. Re:Not everyone can leave on FCC Seeks Tech Donations for Katrina Aid · · Score: 1
    ...wanted to leave but they simply didn't have the resources to do so.

    For billions of people the world over who are poorer than the poorest in New Orleans, the minimum resources required for transportation is FEET. I think 90% of the stranded people have the requisite resources to leave. What they appear to lack is horse sense (the common sense given to a horse) or the humility to realize the world does NOT OWE THEM A DAMN THING.

  3. Re:The future is now on College Libraries Without Books · · Score: 1
    ..."Fahrenhite 451 was about government kicking in doors and burning books. That will never happen as long as the USA has the 2nd Amendment...."

    You silly fool, the Supreme court just basically nullified the Fifth Amendment. What makes you think they won't nullify the Second Amendment?

  4. Re:It's not religion that will diminish the US... on The Decline of Science and Technology in America · · Score: 1


    Dude, you are never going to get American corporate sponsors with that kind of attitude!

  5. Re:Get them out of the way... on Japan Wants to Build 10 Petaflop Supercomputer · · Score: 1
    Yes it will run Linux....after you recompile the kernel 2,048 times. But, the system is so fast, if a dependency error occurs the system will try all possible permutations of the missing componenet until it succeeds.

    Optimized Gentoo without the need for a geek strung out on Mountain Dew.

  6. You call this news? on Japan Wants to Build 10 Petaflop Supercomputer · · Score: 0, Troll
    A government flunky (whose relation to the prime minister is more important than his skills) creates a grand scheme to spend taxpayer dollars for a "good cause".

    Did we export the US political parties to Japan?

    Do the Bushes or Clintons have relatives in Japan?

  7. Legislators now unsure on One Step Away from Changing Daylight Savings Time · · Score: 1

    Appears Congresscritters are feeling the "heat"

  8. Can it sing? on Guitarists, your Days are Numbered · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unless it can give mouth to mouth resuscitation to a bottle of tequila, smell bad, and grow long hair, country music is still safe. Go Willie Nelson!

  9. Re:Stop the Madness! on Researchers Pinpoint Brain's Sarcasm Sensor · · Score: 1
    .... impair a wide range of things like decision making skills and social abilities...

    An obvious requirement for succeeding in management. Now you know why your manager has no sense of humor.

  10. Works better with a transfer agent.... on Hard Drive Cooling for 10 Cents · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...hook up a spray mister as well to increase your cooling capacity!

  11. Bad hardware, bad music on Collectors Snap Up Early MP3 Players · · Score: 2, Funny

    N Sync and Faith Hill on a five year old MP3 player....they deserve each other.

  12. Parental Problems on Bill Gates Proclaims US High Schools Obsolete · · Score: 1
    Complaining about the schools is the easy way out. This industry group needs to focus on their own employees: the parents. Perhaps if industry rewarded parents for instilling DISCIPLINE in their children, industry would be rewarded with disciplined, educated employees.

    If parents had the backbone to discipline their own kids, maybe they would also discover the backbone to demand results of the local school board.

  13. Not just a fluff piece on GQ on Google's Road to Riches · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This article exemplifies a few life lessons all engineers should heed:

    Wall street is the manic-depressive bitch public companies are married to: unlimited praise when you do right, kicks you hard when you are down, and takes cheap shots when you can't defend yourself

    When you have what everyone wants, you can rewrite the rules and change the way business is built. But you still have to put on the funny hats and dance at the party according to the customs.

    Jounalists always talk out of both sides of their face. The paragraph at the end is just a free open ticket for the journalist to write another article later about the failures of Google.

    Nothing matters more than the right people with the right ideas and the will to execute those ideas.

  14. Not the first open source beer recipe on Build Your Own BSD Beer Brewing Control System · · Score: 1

    The beer recipe does not follow the first open source brewing requirements as published in the German Beer Purity Law

  15. Re:Run your own surveillance on Google Exposes Web Surveillance Cams · · Score: 2, Funny
    This is slashdot...

    do you really have a wife?

    your pasty white complexion tells me you don't have a pool either.

  16. Is wiring infrastructure sufficient on VoIP Predictions for 2005 · · Score: 1
    VOIP requires more than software, servers, and VOIP phones. The physical wiring must be sufficient to support the eventual bandwidth requirements.

    For example, the network in one building (government contract on low bid) split the CAT5 pairs: 2 pair to each wall port. (Y'all can argue the technical feasability of using 2 pair instead of 4; but,) In order to implement VOIP in that building, new CAT5e wire must be run to each office. This is a cost which the administration is having a hard time understanding when the building is only 10 years old. (No, we are not going to just re-unite the pairs and put a cheap unmanaged switch in every office.)

  17. Re:Dockers mobile pants on Clothing For Gadget Guys · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Absolutely...I have 5 pair of Docker mobile pants I wear on a daily basis. My Docker.conf

    Lower left: cell phone and reversible screwdriver

    Lower right: PDA

    Upper inside: pager on vibrate

    upper outside right: USB drive with emergency software kit

    Upper outside left: RF employee badge

    Other pockets: wallet, change, stupid pieces of paper people give me instead of using email.

    Docker stopped production due to inadequate sales. Their premier advertisement was terrible; I don't know which lamers they used as a control group. And, the geeks here on slashdot have no one but themselves to blame for the lack of sales. Go out and SPEND your massive paychecks at the local Dockers store!

  18. Did you really RTFA? on AMD vs Intel: A Linux Bout · · Score: 1

    check out the pop-up window associated with the word Linux on the last page anandtech.com/linux/showdoc.aspx?i=2213&p=10

  19. Re:Why not revive the SSC? on More On The International Linear Collider · · Score: 1
    Obviously, you don't live in Texas. I was unable to find the source document; but the following quote states the reason quite clearly:

    "This reminds me of the Super Collider, when it was suppose to come to UC Davis. Instead it went to President Bush Sr's home state of Texas. If you remember, that was a boondoggle. The thing was plagued with problems including fire ants that were attracted from miles around whenever the thing was turned on for tests -- then [the ants] would eat the wires down to the core!!! Because of cost over runs, the project was scrapped" (http://www2.dcn.org/orgs/ithinktank/forum/0000003 7/)

  20. Missed a couple of tests... on Memory Card Torture Tests · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ..from the real world.

    shuffle your feet thru carpet with nylon footwear and pick up a memory card (in Minnesota in February).

    Have my cat determine the memory card is alive and subsequently attack the memory card

    Have a dog carry the memory card in it's mouth for a couple of hours; then bury the memory card in the back yard.

  21. Zyl...Zuul...Coincidence on Apache Maven 1.0 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Codebusters?

  22. Overload that UPS on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: 1
    I had an Opti-UPS for my home system with EVERYTHING plugged in: 300W pc, 19" monitor, printer, cable modem, switch. After a few years of overload, one of the components on the circuit board got so warm it unsoldered itself, feel out of the circuit board, and melted into the battery. I kept wondering what that hissing sound was when I moved the UPS. The smell of boiling battery acid quickly caught my attention.

    The next Opti-UPS has the circuit board installed where the components would not fall on the battery.

  23. Re:Mouse Pee on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Same problem once with variants:

    The mouse built a nest on the HDD to stay warm. The PS fan had sucked in some of the threads, feathers, grass, etc the mouse used for the nest. The PS smoked, I think the mouse panicked, and pissed on the NIC.

    With all the mouse turds scattered across the motherboard, old hot HDD, toasted PS, and scorched NIC, I tossed the whole system. (And upgraded it to Windows 98! those were the days)

  24. Article of contradiction on Smart Systems Threaten More Jobs Than Outsourcing · · Score: 1
    If the focus is on "smart systems", how smart does a system need to be for "...giving back automated responses. As computer intelligence improves, technology will handle more (repetitive) tasks..."? Oh, I get it...now a human being is not annoying the customer with an automated response; but the machines is. The customer service rep is now an "automation response generation technician".

    A search for "context aware systems" returns a plethora of research in smart(?) systems for narrowly defined problems. Until a "smart system" can function independent of human support, these systems will never replace the human to human interface.

    How many smart systems can change a tire on my car in pouring down rain at night? Does not matter how smart the system is if it cannot adapt to largely random conditions. Let the computers take the dull jobs and the people will adapt.

  25. Re:no stereotyping! on Finally Geeks Available in Action Figure Form · · Score: 1
    For those of us geeks with abundant natural resources, we should allow GeekMan his stereotypical powers.

    Previously, I was in metals manufacturing; now I am admin for a Computer Science department. At 6'4", 245lbs, 18" neck, strong back, and with massive arms and shoulders, I use my imposing physical presence with ardent fervor. When I ask, EVERYONE gives me the root password to their favorite personal research box. Only one PhD student had the pomposity to keep telling me I had to recognize zones on his DNS server....when I said NO the 3rd time I used non-technical arguments! GeekMan lacks a superpower to dominate the arrongance of the PhD student.

    After I move a Sun 21" monitor across the room in one swift motion, even GeekMan will pause in his tracks. I have single-handedly rackmounted a Sun V880 server; GeekMan can't code without a hardware base. Rackmount the APC UPS with batteries still installed -- No Problem.

    Leave GeekMan his sterotypical powers, I still win.