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  1. C'mon, it works! on NASA Scrubs Launch Due to Faulty Fuel-Tank Sensor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just bang it a couple times!

  2. Re:Then how is the production funded? on P2P and TV · · Score: 1
    Frankly, I'm all for this method of distribution, as I barely watch 'regular' TV anymore.

    Well bully for you.

    What do you watch, then?

    DVDs from the public library. I just want to take this opportunity to thank all of you suck.. er, movie-loving cinema-goers who subsidize my dirty, dirty habit. Thanks!
  3. Drivers on World's Fastest Inkjet Printer? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does it have a Linux driver? Yeah, Canon, I'm looking at you.

  4. Re:Whoa on Monty Python's SPAMalot Wins 5, no 3 Tony Awards · · Score: 1

    Well, if you look at the little title card thingie here, you can see that Eric Idle is indeed proclaiming to all the world that he is shamelessly ripping himself (and the other Pythons) off. So yeah, ripped off. Never thought I'd link to the Tony Awards site but here I am, doing it.

  5. Re:This is more than a culture war, now. on Kansas Challenges Definition of Science · · Score: 1

    Just thought I'd mention The Handmaid's Tale is by Margaret Atwood.

  6. I say "good jorb, guys!" on Bush Signs Law Targeting P2P Pirates · · Score: 1

    I say go for it. From my point of view, crap like this is only more incentive for real people to make real "intellectual property" and distribute it as they see fit, e.g. via a Creative Commons license.

    Let the rich, spoiled pigopolists push and shove until everyone knows them for what they truly are.

  7. So sad... on Star Wars Fans in Line... at the Wrong Theater · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last paragraph of the article:

    Hope springs eternal, Sprague said. After the last two "Star Wars" films, "We're all a little beaten down," she said. "But this one could be it!"

    "Lucas loves us, he really does! He doesn't mean it when he craps on us! You'll see! This time for sure...!"

    Bah, I say, bah!

  8. Re:It's amazing... on Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's amazing the number of people that feel the need to point out that these stories are jokes.

    Come again now?

  9. Scientific Amercian Gives Up on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me too.

  10. Re:Power is the problem on Drexler Clarifies Grey Goo Scenario · · Score: 0, Troll

    Getting energy to a machine that small is extremely difficult (your body has to basically immerse it's cells in fuel to keep them going).

    So what if the nanobots created bodies composed of cells immersed in fuel to, say, turn the world to goo, or become President, or... say, wait a minute!

  11. Re:Good on Drexler Clarifies Grey Goo Scenario · · Score: 1

    So you're basically guaranteeing us you won't flunk, right? RIGHT?

  12. Damn Kids! on Web Logs Finally Meet Sim City · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get those damn kids off of about.html's grass!! Get outta here, you whippersnappers! Why, when I was your age, we more'd through NSCA logs by hand and we liked it!

  13. Registration Fee on Google Files for IPO · · Score: 1

    SEC: ...and 31 cents.

    Google: Dammit, anyone got a penny?

  14. Re:Bush sending ship to Titan... on Best Images Yet Of Saturn's Moon Titan · · Score: 1

    AND pools of hydrocarbons! We're setting up a provisional government as I write this!

  15. Money, not money on XCor Receives Sub-Orbital Launch Permit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Xcor Aerospace is not competing in the X-Prize but rather is 'in it to make money'.

    Oh I see, they want to make money, not win the prize... which is... money...

    Uh..

  16. Re:The Drug Warrior speaks! on Projectionists Using Night Vision Goggles in Theaters · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to add an item to your list:

    g. Gov't could then regulate and tax the sale of all drugs, not just some drugs

    Government's job, IMO, is to help us collectively do things that we might not be able do individually, like build roads, protect our safety, find really good weed, etc.

  17. Re:Another way to browse on Browsing the Web, One Sentence at a Time · · Score: 1

    Looks cool, but if they are random icons, and I don't know what in Dorf's name they will take me to, why would clicking on one count as "my vote?" I mean, counting random clicks as "votes" is Diebold's job, isn't it?

    Otherwise, neat toy, I'm bookmarking now...

  18. In Soviet Union... on Magazine Eyeballs Its Subscribers · · Score: -1, Troll

    aw, nevermind.

  19. Ten Seconds? on The Power of Persuasion · · Score: 1

    The Ten-Second Review...

    I'm a slow reader, you insensitive clod!

  20. Copyright, in the right hands... on Study: MP3 Sharing Not Serious Threat To CD Sales · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Copyright is good when it is in the right hands: those of a work's creator(s). Unfortunately, many artists have been/are being forced to enter the music market through the "loving" hands of the RIAA member companies, where they lose important rights ("voluntarily," of course).

    A work's creator, and only the creator, should have full control of the work's copyright for a strictly limited time, after which the work should enter the public domain. This is all just my opinion, and is an awful lot of shoulding, but there it is.

    Also, I haven't seen this suggestion here before, but if you want to try out different artists/genres/whatever, and if you live near a half-decent public library system with half-decent interlibrary loan services, you can check out CDs instead of (at the moment) illegally copying them.

    Just my 2 cents worth (for large values of 2).

  21. Moving Goalposts on Google's Bigger Index · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had only read through 1,673,233,497 items by last Friday, and now this. I'll never catch up now! Thanks for your "service," Google.

  22. Re:Great, just what we need... on Congressional Committee Approves Database Bill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately, my good friends Joe & Martha Beer first have to learn about said corporate power grabbing through the media outlets owned by

    Transmission stopped

  23. Re:Nail Gun on Photographing Exploding Edibles · · Score: 1

    but may be I'm just paranoid...

    Probably. Remember, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

  24. Maaaaamories... on Internet Archive Opens Crawler Code Under LGPL · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a great step forward, I welcome our archiving overlords, etc. Right now when I want to share some of my history (the good stuff, natch) with my kids, I have to dig out an old, musty shoebox full of junk. When they want to share theirs with their kids, they'll just beam a URL into my grandkids' in-skull HUDs. While in their flying cars. "Oh look, here's another stupid post to Slashdot by Grandpa..."

  25. Bad Acronym on First Ever Nanotube Transistors On A Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just thought I'd point out that CNT makes a horrible acronym. No wonder materials engineers can't get dates, going on about all the really tight CNTs they're growing in the lab...