I have to wonder if Allah qualifies as a major deity, much more likely a victim of conscription by the fanatics, indicating a corporal deity, sergeant at best. Sadly the term of service is "for the duration".
Sailor: 'In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the "head"'.
Marine: 'In the Corps, they teach us not to pee on our hands'
Thanx, I'll be here the whole lunch break. Don't forget to tip your waitress and return her to an upright and locked position before landing.
Please note that I DO wash, but I still get a grin thinking about smacking down snooty squids. Navy Corpsmen (medics) have my utmost respect, but the rest of them... meh, they'll have to earn it.
Why does everyone want to use MY computer to run THEIR code. OL might be worth a look when it is really DHTML capable, but I run NoScript to block ALL flash and most javascipt. If your site is running a Flash or JS site with no alternative access method, I'll go to your competitor.
Am I the only one who had a picture of a gaggle of PHB running their fingers through each others back hair, picking out nits and cracking the frantically struggling insects between their teeth. Cuz, really, I can't think of much else for which management would have an aptitude.
While you are free to decline acceptance of any UCE (Unsolictied Comical Excrement) to which you are subjected. We would consider it a courtesy if you would detail exactly what kind of shit you DO need, so we can provide the appropriate type of feces to required to keep your velvet the correct shade of green.
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I have to wonder if Allah qualifies as a major deity, much more likely a victim of conscription by the fanatics, indicating a corporal deity, sergeant at best. Sadly the term of service is "for the duration".
Cut to Baron von Frankenstein (that's Frahnkunsteen) laboratory:
... ahhh ... NUISANCE!!!
Baron (yelling): Its
Sailor: 'In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the "head"'.
... meh, they'll have to earn it.
Marine: 'In the Corps, they teach us not to pee on our hands'
Thanx, I'll be here the whole lunch break. Don't forget to tip your waitress and return her to an upright and locked position before landing.
Please note that I DO wash, but I still get a grin thinking about smacking down snooty squids. Navy Corpsmen (medics) have my utmost respect, but the rest of them
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Heh. Obviously, I was wrong. Any possibility of the person having been transgendered to keep me in the right?
Maybe most women have a level to which they wont sink?
I thought it was Not Invented Here Mantra.
Just replace "IL" at the end with your two letter state abbreviation
/ senators_cfm.cfm?State=IL
http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information
BTW: IL returns:
Durbin, Richard- (D - IL) (202) 224-2152
Obama, Barack- (D - IL) (202) 224-2854
So they are seeking to hire people rigorously trained to watch couples having sex?
The first sentence has both MICROSOFT and BOB in it.
Unfortunately no mention was made about noise reduction, so unmitigated flatulance would probably still bother proximate others.
From a cow?
Gosh, shouldn't the comment have been something like:
...
/. moderators screw you!".
1. Strip stupid moderator
2. Copulate/Sodomize (gender dependent)
3.
4. Profit!
Or maybe "On American
Your .sig prompts the question: Wouldn't being Rediculous require the object to have been diculous 1st?
not if they were VERY small children.
I don't recall any mention of catapults, trebeuchets or battering rams. Sorry, just had to seize the moment.
Why does everyone want to use MY computer to run THEIR code. OL might be worth a look when it is really DHTML capable, but I run NoScript to block ALL flash and most javascipt. If your site is running a Flash or JS site with no alternative access method, I'll go to your competitor.
Never miss an opportunity to use "double plus ungood".
> dirty sockets. Absurd AND punny, I like it.
If I use Bitlocker, does that mean my data will smell like dirty socks?
Easier and probably just as unique would be to use acoustic, GSR http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galvanic_skin_respons e>
Am I the only one who had a picture of a gaggle of PHB running their fingers through each others back hair, picking out nits and cracking the frantically struggling insects between their teeth. Cuz, really, I can't think of much else for which management would have an aptitude.
Dear Mr. TuC,
While you are free to decline acceptance of any UCE (Unsolictied Comical Excrement) to which you are subjected. We would consider it a courtesy if you would detail exactly what kind of shit you DO need, so we can provide the appropriate type of feces to required to keep your velvet the correct shade of green.