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Your Thoughts Are Your Password

Vitaly Friedman writes "Scientists hope that mind-reading computers will one day replace typed passwords, making fingerprint readers and retina scans obsolete. Skeptics say don't count on it. From the article: 'Researchers at Carleton University in Ottawa, Canada, are exploring the possibility of a biometric security device that will use a person's thoughts to authenticate her or his identity. Their idea of utilizing brain-wave signatures as pass-thoughts is based on the premise that brain waves are unique to each individual. Some researchers believe the difference might just be enough to create a system that allows you to log in with your thoughts.'"

240 comments

  1. Great... by x2A · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...so my computer won't let me use it when I'm stoned or tripped out :-/

    Gonna have to get a standalone CD player and ditch winamp and it's pretty visual plugins :'-(

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    1. Re:Great... by Vengeance · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or just make sure you're *always* both stoned and tripping when using your system. You'll be just fine.

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    2. Re:Great... by jfengel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Probably a good thing, if you ever go on eBay.

    3. Re:Great... by x2A · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just need to get a little high, then I'll be able to log in... hey that's it!

      What, the password?

      No, that's the tune to funky town!

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    4. Re:Great... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd love it if my computer wouldn't let me unlock it to write drunken e-mail at three AM.

    5. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...so my computer won't let me use it when I'm stoned or tripped out :-/

      Or if you are wearing a tinfoil helmet. This might actually be a (another?) good reason to wear a tinfoil helmet. But remember, you need to fold the tinfoil so that the shiny part is on both the inside and the outside--so they can't read your password nor can they control your mind!!!

    6. Re:Great... by BHearsum · · Score: 0

      ROTF!

      Great towelie reference

    7. Re:Great... by bubblesonx · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOL, yes, that, or sign on any of the instant messengers or IRC.

    8. Re:Great... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      The worst part, I guess, would be waking up on Sunday morning with my harddrive reformatted and unable to get into my machine until a: I did three or four shots of tequila, or b: I reinstalled everything a second time.

    9. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      i'm always tripping hard while configuring and compiling my linux kernel...it's the only time i understand the ten million menu options....

    10. Re:Great... by fastgood · · Score: 3, Funny
      so my computer won't let me use it when I'm stoned

      It's like the DMV -- get your driver's license picture taken when you're drunk, so the cop will recognize you.

    11. Re:Great... by pclminion · · Score: 2, Funny

      This sounds like the voice of experience...

    12. Re:Great... by VagaStorm · · Score: 1

      OFG, I need this on my phone!!! Alow only smses to safe phone numbers while drunk would be rater usefull, and rely help my day after nerves :p

    13. Re:Great... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry. I'm sure they won't allow this in the Oval Office.

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    14. Re:Great... by d'alz · · Score: 0

      And flow of thought begins.... the password is....no thats not the one....no no...hey stop this thing is going crazy...no stop....damn can't stop thinking....oh hell....what a piece of crap....damn i think its burning up....there now the screen's gone blank...this damn piece of crap.... Where is the damn chip that gets my damn PC stoned.. this is not going to work for me.

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    15. Re:Great... by vettemph · · Score: 1

      >>>just make sure you're *always* both stoned and tripping when using your system. You'll be just fine.

        Why not, I worked for ninth grade!

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    16. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah thats pretty much what would happen if i logged in to mine stoned...

    17. Re:Great... by Bugs42 · · Score: 1

      .... and most of those simple passwords will involve naked people?

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    18. Re:Great... by istrebitjel · · Score: 1

      But I can totally see how get paged because of an emergency problem with your website and your computer says: "I don't know you, calm down first".

      On the other hand, I'm sure there will still be a fallback password login, like most fingerprint systems have nowadays.

    19. Re:Great... by x2A · · Score: 1

      Well the annoying thing will be having to climb in and out of the ct/mri (or whichever it was) scanner between login attempts

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    20. Re:Great... by fireman+sam · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...

      Tech Support: I'm sorry Mr President, your brainwave password is too simple, you will have to think a lot harder.
      President: If I think any harder, I'll crap my pants. ...

      Sorry, I've just been browsing the internets for George WWW quotes.

      Fight the fish!

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    21. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't let you use any computing device stoned or tripped out since you would destroy more data than any virus, worm or any other form of malware. The only thing I can think of I would let anyone stoned or tripped out is an MP3 player or games.
      Thinking about this would be a great deterent to prevent someone that is stoned or tripped from logging in on some critical computer.

    22. Re:Great... by x2A · · Score: 1

      Err, not all people can't handle their drugs dude, or their computer.

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    23. Re:Great... by paskie · · Score: 1

      ...or post on /.

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    24. Re:Great... by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      For a period I had my systems set-up to require dual passwords to access root. The root account password I had but the password needed to gain local access, and be able to use root at all, I gave to someone else. That way I kept myself out during drunken depressed fits.

      It makes me wonder if your signature would change in this system though if you underwent some severe mental trauma or were put on Prozac or something like that.

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    25. Re:Great... by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      See? It sounds like a REALLY good idea, when you're drunk. :P

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    26. Re:Great... by famebait · · Score: 1

      ..so my computer won't let me use it when I'm stoned or tripped out :-/

      Or if I just don't feel quite myself today...

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    27. Re:Great... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Insert obligatory referrence to the President's luggage here.

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  2. boobies by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 4, Funny
    My password would be 'boobies' since i'd always have my password straight up...

    Wait, did I just say that out loud ?

    1. Re:boobies by BHearsum · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Are you really the soup nazi?

    2. Re:boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Dude, there is no "password" in this system. Your brain patterns are the identifier. Your "password" would essentially be that daydream where you start giving Angelina Jolie a shoulder massage and start slowly working your way downward. And then she turns around and purrs that linux geeks are her secret fetish fantasy and she won't tell anyone if you don't. And just above the time that you lean towards each other and are about to kiss, that'll be when your ID is verified and you get logged into the system.

    3. Re:boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking of the Simpson's: "Mmmm, doooughnut...". Somehow I don't think thinking about boobies and doughnuts makes anyone very unique ... maybe the combination is unique though! :)

    4. Re:boobies by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      My password would be 'boobies' since i'd always have my password straight up.

      Hey! You stole my password!
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    5. Re:boobies by RyatNrrd · · Score: 1

      Imagine the enormous amount of identity theft that could take place. 50% of computers will have the same password!

    6. Re:boobies by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Imagine the enormous amount of identity theft that could take place. 50% of computers will have the same password!

      Yeah, but you'll have to think it differently.

      So "Boobies!!!" and "Mmmmm ... Boobies" will be entirely different things. And if you like 'em big or small, that's different. Pierced or unpierced. Tattood or not.

      So many boobies, so little time. =)
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  3. Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do I suspect there will be quite a few folks out there with not particularly complex passwords?

  4. Teenage boys' accounts will be insecure by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So, most fourteen-year-old boys' accounts could be cracked simply by thinking about breasts?

    -Stephen

  5. First Thought password by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know my first thought password wil be along the lines of:
    "If you don't let me into this computer right now, I'm going to throw you out of the window."

    The Urgent-use chip that typically prevents access to a technology when the user is in desperate need, will be in direct conflict with the new thought reading password-chip. The upcoming internal struggle in computers will be interesting to watch, but a pain to support.

    1. Re:First Thought password by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Invalid login. Please try again." Dammit. "Invalid login. Please try again." Goddammit. Piece of crap. "Invalid login. Please try again." ...As user becomes more agitated, probability of producing correct signatures decreases...

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    2. Re:First Thought password by billbaggins · · Score: 1

      Bah...

      "Hello. My name is ____. My thoughts are my passport. Verify me."

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    3. Re:First Thought password by wreid · · Score: 1

      So your password is... defenestration Who needs a mind reading computer...

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    4. Re:First Thought password by Thaelon · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is also true with voice recgonition software.

      The more frustrated you get, the farther from normal your voice becomes, and the less accurate the speech recognition matches. Which makes you more frustrated...

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    5. Re:First Thought password by zonker · · Score: 0

      I think the name you are looking for is Werner Brandes... ;)

    6. Re:First Thought password by dooglio · · Score: 1

      /me imagines smoke billowing out of the computer (now with a massive reel-to-reel tape drive and loads of blinking lights) with an cyber voice repeating "Does not compute!".

  6. Hopeful Scientists... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny


    Scientists also hope that soon breakthroughs in the field of Artificial Intelligence will give rise to a new race of machine intelligences, who will selflessly do all our work for us, freeing us for lives of leisure (and, incidentally, not murder all of us or make us into batteries).

    Scientists also hope that soon they will identify the Dishonesty Gene, so that they may excie it from humanity's DNA, creating a race of perfectly honest people who no longer need to safeguard their systems with passwords.

    Scientists also hope that soon they will be able to transport our consciousnesses into vast computers, giving each member of humanity a lifespan of eons and a godlike existence.

    Me...I just want my goddamned flying car. That's all.

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    1. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by towsonu2003 · · Score: 1, Funny
      Scientists also hope that soon they will be able to transport our consciousnesses into vast computers, giving each member of humanity a lifespan of eons and a godlike existence.
      Wil we run Linux?

      sorry... couldn't resist

    2. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Me...I just want my goddamned flying car"
      A more significant use of thought-reading computers could be to have them design a device or program of our wishes/thoughts. Until this point people have had to program or draw what they want and tell the machines what to do to make it. Maybe now besides a computer reading our thoughts so we can never be free [since the computer would hand over our thoughts to a government request for information], we can also have them design wonderful things automatically by thinking about it, and letting the computer work out the details.

    3. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flying car is ready, but humanity isn't ready for it.
      We shall release it when the time is right.

    4. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      And these same scientists hope to one day have sex with a live human.

      Some how, I don't think it is going to happen.

    5. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 4, Funny

      not murder all of us or make us into batteries

      This just struck me as funny. A typical machine would interpret this condition as satisfied if either of the following two conditions were met:

      1) Not all humans were murdered.
      2) Humans were made into batteries (negation has higher precendence than -or- operations).

    6. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by BluedemonX · · Score: 0, Troll

      Keep in mind this is Carleton University, aka "Last Chance U". Buy one semester, get one free.

      They bred super-cockroaches to test new poisons on em, and then dropped the tank in the greenhouse.

      Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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    7. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      Only if the person programming the English to formal logic translator was an idiot.

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    8. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by khallow · · Score: 1
      ...I just want my goddamned flying car. That's all.

      We already have flying cars of many kinds and varieties. For example, "helicopters" are a marvellous brand of flying car that has been around for a while. Alas, the bureaucracy hasn't made them street-legal yet.

    9. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      A more significant use of thought-reading computers could be to have them design a device or program of our wishes/thoughts. Until this point people have had to program or draw what they want and tell the machines what to do to make it.

      I don't care if we have one that the computer can read. I'd be happy if I had one that would explain to me what the hell product management are asking for and how they think it's supposed to work.

      So far, I got nothing! :-P
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    10. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Hm, sounds like some creepy cross between The Matrix and the simulatuion booths in Minority Report.

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    11. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      Scientists also hope that soon they will be able to transport our consciousnesses into vast computers, giving each member of humanity a lifespan of eons and a godlike existence.
      But what about power surges? Would the electrical companies be held accountable for the genocide in cities when storms come and knock out the power?

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    12. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me...I just want my goddamned flying car. That's all.

      We have them. They're called airplanes (or a slightly different style which is called a helicopter).

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    13. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by smbarbour · · Score: 1

      I can't either...

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of middle-aged white American males.

    14. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the parent of your post was correct. The sentence:

      not murder all of us or make us into batteries

      is parsed in English as: (not murder all of us) or (make us into batteries)

      To infer that neither should happen, the sentence would have to be re-written as:

      not murder all of us, nor make us into batteries

    15. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by shawb · · Score: 1

      I doubt it would even be able to calculate minesweeper.

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    16. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of middle-aged white American males.

      I'd much rather imagine a Beowulf cluster of 19-year-old white American females...

    17. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      I would posit that maybe 1% of native English speakers would parse the sentence as you claim it "is" parsed, and that about as many native English speakers use the word "nor" as use the word "whom".

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    18. Re:Hopeful Scientists... by smbarbour · · Score: 1

      No... That's a "different" type of cluster.

      A Beowulf cluster of these would buy everything on eBay.
      Runs away quickly

  7. Here's what I think of this approach by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1
    ...

    Yeah, you heard me right.
    1. Re:Here's what I think of this approach by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but did you consider the following:
      .
      .

    2. Re:Here's what I think of this approach by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but did you consider the following:
      .
      .


      Good point.
  8. Too good to be true? by propellerhead_prime · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I for one, welcome our mind-reading computer overlords. Can't wait til MS gets a hold of mind reading technology. I am sure it will be totally secure...

  9. Karnak joke... by Attis_The_Bunneh · · Score: 2, Funny

    *puts on blue turban and takes an envelope*

    Dumber than a brick.

    *rips open envelope to read what's inside*

    What you call a person that can't give their 'mind password.'

    -- Bridget

    1. Re:Karnak joke... by Winlin · · Score: 1

      *laughs uproariously*
        (gotta have an Ed)

    2. Re:Karnak joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Erectile Dysfunction?

    3. Re:Karnak joke... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Ed McMahon, longtime sidekick to Johnny Carson, as well as a former Budweiser spokesman.

  10. It'll never work. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I deal with users all the time, and there is no WAY this'll work...There is no software ever written that can distinguish one blank slate from another.

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    1. Re:It'll never work. by garcia · · Score: 1

      Oh give them some credit! They do think about things, just nothing really related to work.

      These users hope that they don't create a program to open applications based on their thoughts or you'd have a lot of people either a) surfing porn "unintentionally" or b) on a Forum whining about how much work they have to do without every doing anything at all.

      Woo for technology!

    2. Re:It'll never work. by geobeck · · Score: 1
      ...There is no software ever written that can distinguish one blank slate from another.

      You'd be surprised how many different ways there are to think "Duuuuhhhhh...". This potential technology gives a huge improvement over simple password authentication, because there is only one way to spell "12345".

      Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to change the combination on my luggage.

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    3. Re:It'll never work. by nizo · · Score: 1

      You will find the next phase of the project particularly useful, where you get to write stuff on to user's brains rather than just read it. Won't it be great to program in to their brain next week's downtime so they don't come bug you to ask why the mail server is down while you are working on it?

    4. Re:It'll never work. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      There is no software ever written that can distinguish one blank slate from another.

      Yet the Copyright Lobby continues to insist on magic DRM software that can distinguish a copyright infringing copy of John Cage's 4'33 from an independant non copyright infringing independant creation and recording of silence.

      Legally they are right. A copy dupicated from John Cage's recording is indeed copyright infringment because legally the bits are a different color than an independantly created identical file of zeros of the same length. Technologically, they are fucking morons wanting and expecting computers to see two different colors on two identical bits.

      Sorry for the compltely offtopic tangent there, but the fit to your comment about software trying to distinguish one blank slate from another was just too powerful to resist. Heh.

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  11. Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    fMRI xperiments have consistently shown that people are not able to consciously control activity (average firing rates) in local networks within the brain. Since all brain scans pick up mean field electrical activity (and, unless you are willing to stab yourself in the brain with micro-electrodes, always will), it will be impossible to create a unique thought pattern signature that is consistently reproducable.

    1. Re:Good luck with that by venicebeach · · Score: 1

      What experiments are you thinking of? While I agree with your conclusion that this is not good way to recognize someone, I totally disagree that brain activity can not be consciously controlled. True, activity in some regions is less accessible to conscious control, but certain things are quite easy to control. For example, I can quite consistently regulate the activity in my left inferior frontal gyrus (a language area) by adjusting internal speech. If we did not have conscious control over our brain activity we would not have conscious control over.. anything.

    2. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not talking about users controlling their thoughts. Their talking about a signature in that randomness that is unique to individuals.

      It's actually very much like the difference between a typed in password and a finger print. The finger print (which is unique to you and difficult to reproduce) is a property of your own physiology. Wheras a password is something you've made up and have to remember.

      You're right people can't control their thoughts enough to produce a specific signal that can be picked up through EMF. But that actually works in this theory's benefit if they can prove that within that randomness is enough structure to identify someone.

  12. Passing thoughts by ashtophoenix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What would suck is if someone's passing thought would unlock your door! With all those random thoughts in the atmosphere...

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    1. Re:Passing thoughts by Asztal_ · · Score: 1

      Would I be able to teach my passwords to my friends? :)

    2. Re:Passing thoughts by ashtophoenix · · Score: 1

      I hope you don't do that currently :) With the thought password you won't have to if you and your friends 'think alike' ;)

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  13. summary of article, not likely to happen by yagu · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to take the time, the article basically says, "this would be a really cool idea, but it's not ready for prime time, and it's too expensive, and it's too unwieldy, and there are already cheaper, better, easier alternatives.

    From the article:

    but right now the only way to tap into a person's brain signals is through a highly inconvenient EEG cap that's smeared with conductive gel and worn on the scalp.

    There's going to be a lot of people having a bad hair day. For once, being bald holds an advantage.

    1. Re:summary of article, not likely to happen by david.given · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There's going to be a lot of people having a bad hair day. For once, being bald holds an advantage.

      From Arthur C Clarke's future history:

      2025 Neurological research finally leads to an understanding of all the senses, and direct inputs become possible, bypassing eyes, ears, skin, etc. The inevitable result is the metal "Braincap" of which the 20th century's Walkman was a primitive precursor. Anyone wearing this helmet, fitting tightly over the skull, can enter a whole universe of experience real or imaginary - and even merge in real-time with other minds. Apart from its use for entertainment and vicarious adventure, the Braincap is a boon to doctors, who can now experience their patients symptoms (suitably attenuated). It also revolutionizes the legal profession; deliberate lying is impossible. As the Braincap can only function properly on a completely bald head, wig-making becomes a major industry.
    2. Re:summary of article, not likely to happen by tgv · · Score: 1

      There are other caps now, that measure at much lower levels. They work without gel and don't have to be worn on the scalp. It's a lot faster, but the signal gets noisier. You need really good amplifiers for them.

  14. OH NO THEY WON'T!!!!! by pandrijeczko · · Score: 3, Funny
    mind-reading computers will one day replace typed passwords,

    They'll have to crowbar my tinfoil helmet from my cold dead head first!!!!

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    1. Re:OH NO THEY WON'T!!!!! by tktk · · Score: 1

      Well, you'll be safe as long as no one invents a usb -> crowbar attachment.

  15. Your rights online?????? by technoextreme · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did someone just skim the article and think that someone thought you can read your thoughts?? Did someone instantl think of 1984?? That's not what they are suggesting. It's just a gage to the reaction to certain stimuli like how people react to the color red. Aparently everyone's reaction is different.

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    1. Re:Your rights online?????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye; it spooks the hell out of me just to start thinking on what they can store from "passively" mining your brain for the password. Thanks, but no thanks. Stop the insanity.

      Come on, tell me, how many breaches are made because someone guesses a password? In comparision with social engineering or exploits? Sounds to me like someone's fishing for grant money / VC funding.

    2. Re:Your rights online?????? by geobeck · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...Aparently everyone's reaction is different.

      But, as this Slashdot discussion proves once again, everyone's overreaction is the same.

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    3. Re:Your rights online?????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Results 1 - 10 of about 34,700 from slashdot.org for 1984. (0.43 seconds)

      A recurring theme around her me-thinks?

  16. what if you're hit by a bus by Speare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This "thought password" is just another biometric, except one which even the actual owner can't be certain he can reproduce at will. If a sensor can non-invasively read your brain activity to open the door, then another sensor can non-invasively read your brain activity to try to reproduce the signature by fraud. It may or may not turn out to be easy to train a bunch of random lab biomass to reproduce a particular "thought." Lastly, a password is something that can be lent to authorized parties or bequeathed when you're no longer around. A biometric in general cannot. In some circumstances, this can be a good thing or a problem. A lawyer or boss can be the "executor" in your absense, but some situations are best when there is no proxy or executor middleman.

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    1. Re:what if you're hit by a bus by utlemming · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I am wonder is how this will affect people with neurological disorders that affect brain patterns like epilespy? I know an epileptic that has aura's all the time and she gets dizzy. Her EEG's during those dizzy periods are not normal minutes to hours before a siezure. And bipolar disorders? Sure you can think the password, but if your brain isn't stable all the time how can thinking a password match 100% of the time? What if you change medications? Some migraine medicanes are epilespy drugs and they act on receptor sites that can cause cognitive problems. Parkinsons patients have the same issues. Some of the anti-anxiety drugs are vallium derivative. Do those change the brain patterns? Even more interesting is if someone has an injury and is put on narcotics? Does that mean that the person will be locked out of their computer? And how would anti-depresants like SSRI's affect brain patterns? With the high number of people on them it could cause some issues.

      With out knowing all the answers, I would argue that medical issues will be the killer. Realiability would be a huge problem. Unlike other biometerics which have a low probability of changing, I think that brain patterns would be far too unpredictable for wide-spread deployment.

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    2. Re:what if you're hit by a bus by pclminion · · Score: 1
      If you were using a standard password and were hit by a bus, you quite possibly could forget your password in that case as well... And there's nothing stopping you from having a system that can be unlocked by a standard password as an alternate method of access. You could create a random, 32 character password (you'll normally be logging in by brain wave so no need to make it small and memorable) and lock it in a deposit box. If you die, your attorney can unlock the box and log in using the password.

      The argument that somebody could record your thought patterns and play them back is, of course, a valid one.

    3. Re:what if you're hit by a bus by jfredett · · Score: 1

      Your point brings out an even better point... If it is to work for Everyone, which any decent security system should, then the problem of neurological diseases means that you must require some sort of trade off. That is, it only needs to be X percent correct. If the system can get 70% of your password right, it will let you in, the problem being, what if someone has a set of brainwaves that are like yours to that threshold. Alot of people are thinking along the lines of "I have to think a specific thought" but thats not nessecarily true, there are many things which are consistently happening in your brain which would likely be much easier to measure. I'm no biologist, but I'm sure there are inperceptibly different rhythms to be found in the beating of ones hard or how fast certain neurons fire that would be alot easier to measure than the brainwaves produced by a specific thought. Any way you slice this idea, however, you come down to the problem of whether or not someone has brainwaves that are close enough to be accepted. Heres a possibly better Schema. I would postulate that most people can remember some long series of something, in a specific order, we do it all the time anyway, most of the time we dont realize it. The problem with using these Long passwords currently is, they take forever to type. Certainly you **could** use the chorus of your favorite song or a passage from a favorite book, but it's impractical because its slow. not because its hard to remember. With this "technology" it could be possible to have a "voice" recognition system, that would print out characters on the screen, now you've solved the problem of how long it takes you to type something. However, you still have the problem of recognizing individual phonemes or words or etc. And also all the problems associated with voice-typing you have now. Certainly its a good Idea. It would, however, be relatively hard to implement for passwords, at least not the same way we have now. You could, feasibly, have it write down your password, and "read" it back to you by directly stimulating your auditory nerve. (hey, as long as we can listen, why can't we send?) if its wrong, you can manually correct parts of it, still running into the "slow" problem. but if the system were sufficiently accurate, you can now have 200+ character passwords (virtually impossible to crack with todays technology, possibly not by the "time" this "is" implemented, but who knows.) Anyway, just my .02$

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    4. Re:what if you're hit by a bus by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      More to the point, like any biometric system that is dependent upon some unique aspect of human physiology, once it does get hacked or cracked there's no way to change it. I am who I am, and if somebody manages to fake who I am well enough, then I am well and truly screwed. If I have a password I can just pick a new one, but I can't replace my brain. Sometimes I think my girlfriend wishes I could, but that's another story.

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  17. If your thoughts are your password... by Glog · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Basically every guy's password will be "boobies"?

    1. Re:If your thoughts are your password... by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      I think "vagina" would be pretty popular too

    2. Re:If your thoughts are your password... by LaRoach · · Score: 1

      ...or LesbianPillowFight...

    3. Re:If your thoughts are your password... by RyatNrrd · · Score: 1

      Or "A Donkey And A Stapler". Right?

  18. Yeah! by gfilion · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mine will be Natalie Portman, naked and petrified.

    Sweet!

    1. Re:Yeah! by blackbeaktux · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing your password would be "grits"

  19. Not likely by venicebeach · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    Their idea of utilizing brain-wave signatures as "pass-thoughts" is based on the premise that brain waves are unique to each individual. Even when thinking of the same thing, the brain's measurable electrical impulses vary slightly from person to person. Some researchers believe the difference might just be enough.

    One big problem is that while each person's EEG may be slightly different from the next's while "thinking the same thing" (don't even get me started on the problems with that phrase!), there is also a tremendous amount of variability in brain activity each time the same person engages in the "same" mental activity. Which is why normally when you are measuring EEG response to a psychological event, you measure each person doing it many, many times. The idea that you can identify a person with a single measurement seems pretty far-fetched to me. Especially with EEG where there are so many "noise" factors that influence the measurement (did sweat change on the scalp? did the person's hair move? did they "think the password" at the same speed this time?). I am very skeptical that this will be the best way to identify someone.

    1. Re:Not likely by tgv · · Score: 1

      No need to be just sceptical, it's downright stupid. These people have perhaps never even seen a real EEG recording. Now, if the password would have to be as long as, say, one minute or so, then a lot of noise could be cancelled out...

      Anyway, there are researchers engaged in competitions where they try to reconstruct the stimuli based on the EEG pattern and they seem to succeed in distinguishing some 200.A personal signature in that mess is noisy, so to avoid false recognition (while striving for perfect correct recognition) is going to be near impossible.

  20. Stress Test by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

    Will never work mainly because people often get stressed, undergo trauma and other general issues that cause brain patterns to change throughout our day to day lives not to mention our lifetime.

    Should a traumatic event happen, a users brainwaves generally change... always in the short term and often long term as well. How will a computer be able to tell who we are if our brains are always in a state of flux.

    The onyl way they could do this is if they determined a type of 'brainwave DNA' which doesn't change but if different enough to differentiate each of us.

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  21. biometric ID by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Yay. yet another biometric id that fails to address the most important feature of passwords. namely that they can be changed when compromised.

    ok, it appears that if, in the next 40 years, this becomes possible, there should be a way to change the brain pattern if one becomes compromised, but the whole thing seems needlessly complicated.

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    1. Re:biometric ID by GWTPict · · Score: 1
      No, to quote from TFA,

      The system has the potential to become a new kind of biometric security tool that -- in contrast to fingerprint readers, iris scanners or facial recognition -- would allow users to change their pass codes periodically.

      You could change the phrase you think of from 'password' to 'login'. Easy, see?

  22. The biggest problem with biometrics is ... by El+Cubano · · Score: 2, Informative

    that once the digital representation is compromised, it is not possible to generate a new biometric. AIUI, every biometric device translates the chosen bioetric into some digital representation (after all, everything is just 1's and 0's to a computer). If this is compromissed, you are sunk. I suppose that precautions, like salting and other things to prevent a replay attack, could help. But in the end, if my passowrd is compromised, I can set a new one. If my eyeball's digital representation is compromised, then I can't generate a new eyeball.

    1. Re:The biggest problem with biometrics is ... by caluml · · Score: 1

      Eyeballs, no. But they could grow you a new ear on the back of a rat.

  23. OMLET DU FROMAGE!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :Password please.
    :Omlet du fromage.
    :Password incorrect.
    :(angry) Omlet du fromage!
    :Password incorrect.
    :OMLET DU FROMAGE!!!!
    :Password incorrect. The lab will self destruct in 10...9...8..
    :(urgently and panic stricken)OMLET DU FROMAGE!!! Omlet du fromage!!!
    :7..6..5..4..
    :Omlet *sob* du fromage!! *more sobbing*
    :3..2..1... *lab explodes*

    The lesson here, is that all it will take is one night of subliminal foreign language learning, and you're screwed.

    1. Re:OMLET DU FROMAGE!!! by kernelfoobar · · Score: 1

      Idiot! It's not working because it's: Omlette au fromage, not 'omlet du fromage'.

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    2. Re:OMLET DU FROMAGE!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tomato, tomâto
      The correct password was still "Star Wars". Sheesh. And I am aware that's the wrong accent mark for a long 'a'.

  24. Johnny Mnemonic by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Has anybody seen that movie? It's a classic. Passwords for data stored into your brain implants were pictures.

    In the case of our hero, the password was the picture of a specific woman. Unfortunately the overload corrupted half of the image. With the help of a dolphin (whose intelligence was better than a genius') in a VR world, Johnny managed to get the missing half by mirroring the good half. After the password was obtained, the data could be released and they saved the world.

    I loved this movie (despite the primitive graphics). It's a cyberpunk classic.

    1. Re:Johnny Mnemonic by geobeck · · Score: 1
      ...Johnny managed to get the missing half by mirroring the good half...

      I loved this movie (despite the primitive graphics)...

      ...and despite the lack of attention to an important detail: People are not perfectly symmetrical. If you create an image of someone by mirroring one half of his or her face, it will be noticeably different from a normal picture of that person. (Unless, of course, the movie noted that the person in question was unusually symmetrical... haven't seen the movie.)

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  25. Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, when my domain account pwd expires JUST AFTER I've finally sync'd all my other comapny passwords to the last one, my new password will be 'pissshitbollocks' , only it won't 'cos that password doesn't contain any fuckin' special characters or numbers. Great.

  26. bad days even worse. by SupremeDiety · · Score: 1

    so when i have an off day, it's gonna be made even worse cause I can't login to work? ;P

    or will this mandate some sort of drug to keep our brains 'normal' so we can use our computers....

  27. I couldn't help it. It just popped IN there. by awing0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gozer: The Choice is made!
    Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
    Gozer: The Traveller has come!
    Dr. Peter Venkman: Nobody choosed anything!
    [turns to Egon]
    Dr. Peter Venkman: Did YOU choose anything?
    Dr. Egon Spengler: No.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Winston] Did YOU?
    Winston Zeddemore: My mind is totally blank.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: I didn't choose anything.
    [long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]
    Dr Ray Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped IN there.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: [angrily] What? What just popped in there?
    Dr Ray Stantz: I... I... I tried to think...
    Dr. Egon Spengler: LOOK!
    [they all look over one side of the roof]
    Dr Ray Stantz: No! It CAN'T be!
    Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it?
    Dr Ray Stantz: It CAN'T be!
    Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you do, Ray?
    Winston Zeddemore: Oh, shit!
    [they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat, Peter looks at Ray]
    Dr Ray Stantz: [somberly] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

    --From the IMDB.

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    1. Re:I couldn't help it. It just popped IN there. by Quintios · · Score: 1

      Best... Post... Evar...

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    2. Re:I couldn't help it. It just popped IN there. by truthsearch · · Score: 1
    3. Re:I couldn't help it. It just popped IN there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is very important, Mr. Gant,
      you must think in Russian.

      You can't think in English
      and transpose it.

      You must think in Russian.

    4. Re:I couldn't help it. It just popped IN there. by craash420 · · Score: 1

      Another great quote... too bad I don't spend mod points on ACs.

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  28. saying what men think about... by joeldg · · Score: 1

    that old saying from some research somewhere that men think about sex six times per hour...
    well, the law of averages.. sort of like how the timed salts worked with old crack program (people were most likely to create a new password in the morning so it limited the number of salts to a couple hour window which made cracking much faster)...

    sounds insecure to me :)
    but then, what I am thinking about?

  29. another thought by venicebeach · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you want to retrieve identity from the human brain, a structural scan will do much better than a functional scan. The pattern of folds and grooves in the cortex is highly individualized, and relatively static. Functional activity is much more dynamic and inconsistent over time. I can, for example, recognize my own brain fairly easily because I have an unusual shape to my precentral sulcus on the left side.

    1. Re:another thought by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      I have an unusual shape to my precentral sulcus on the left side

      Just wear a lead hat and nobody will notice.

    2. Re:another thought by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I can, for example, recognize my own brain fairly easily because I have an unusual shape to my precentral sulcus on the left side.

      Heay! What a small world! I think we went to the same highschool back in Connecticut.

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  30. Home Simpson's password exposed by grumpyman · · Score: 1

    "Donuts...."

  31. Tin-foil hat by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 1
    How will the thousands of tinfoil-hat wearing slashdot posters login?

    Average story posts drop from hundreds to dozens.

  32. DRM by LoonyMike · · Score: 0

    If this succeeds, the next step will be music/books/whatever that will only play if the right person is using it.
    Wait, that would mean he can use the media in multiple places/devices, this isn't restrictive enough. Never mind.

  33. Firefox Missile Control System by Gunfighter · · Score: 1

    Didn't the Russians already perfect this in the novel Firefox? Thought patterns were used to control the missiles off of the Mig-[whatever it was]. I can remember the movie version where Clint Eastwood's handler explained to him that he would have to "Think in Russian" to get the weapons control systems to work.

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    1. Re:Firefox Missile Control System by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Yeah that was pretty retarted... 'think in russian' whilst connected a very expensive mind reading apparatus vs. press a red button.

      OK it's hollywood, but even for them...

  34. Impractical by Billosaur · · Score: 1
    Moreover, the way we remember things evolves. It may not be possible to design a system that can passively recognize the changing signature of the same thought by the same individual over time.

    All other technical arguments for why it can't work aside, this is the biggest bugaboo. You're going to age; your faculties will age as well. Recall is iffy at best even when you're in a "normal" state, let's leave out being stoned, drunk, angry, depressed, etc. Just the simple aging of your brain is going to make this problematic. Beyond actually "forgetting" your password, there will be the distotrions of brain function that come with senile dementia or Alzheimer's Disease, not to mention strokes or heart attacks.

    This is best relegated back to science fiction until we know a lot more about how the brain works as a unit and until we can measure brain activity accurately.

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  35. Taking RFID to new levels... by drspliff · · Score: 1

    So some time in the future will we be looking at RFID like use, but instead of holding a small amount of information or a key linked to a database - it'll be everything we are.

    A few bad examples:
    - good afternoon MR S. B. ODSWORTH, your wifes birthday is coming up next week: we've just delivered some flowers and charged your account, along with a note reminding her to phone the doctor regarding your incontenance.
    - A new 'thought-crime' bill now means you are safe from injury/burgulary etc. with the criminal being arrested before they commit anything.
    - Foolproof, unless you value your privacy, have severe OCD/psycosis/turettes etc.

    A few good examples:
    - With this innovative device you'll know why your wife/girlfriend is in a mood.
    - No more handheld gadgets, just think about sending a message while in range of a BNAP (Brain Network Access Point) and it'll be done (and charged to your account).
    - No need to negotiate in broken Spranglish the meal you want at the burgerking hover-thru.

    Yeah I'm exaggerating a bit and it's still a long way off, but just be sure that when it finally does come around marketing and government people will find many (ab)uses for it.

    1. Re:Taking RFID to new levels... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1
      With this innovative device you'll know why your wife/girlfriend is in a mood.

      There is NO technology on earth smart enough to do that!

      However, maybe they'll create a Sims-like hologram to appear above their head so you can at least tell if she's IN the mood or not.

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  36. My password would be by deconvolution · · Score: 1

    OMGPonieSlashdot...

  37. Foolish consistancy might be a good thing? by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

    If you change your mind, does your computer become and expensive brick?

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  38. Biometrics are flawed by mightypenguin · · Score: 1

    The problem with biometrics is that most people can't easily change them if/when their metric is compromised. And yes that WILL happen. Just look at fingerprints for example. I believe the best way to have security is to use something like RSA's SecurID technology. If you lose your keychain, you just get a new one. It uses a rolling code that's only valid for a short time. Nothing to remember, and it's more random then most users's passwords could ever be. http://rsasecurity.com/node.asp?id=1157

  39. Poor computer... by skeenan · · Score: 0

    Heh, any poor computer that tries to read my brain will most likely fry itself rather than having to see my thoughts =P

  40. Brings new meaning to "I forgot my password." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Password retrieval = lobotomy. j/k of course.

  41. I remember the time.... by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    Grandfather: "Where you youngins off to?"
    Kids: "BAWDriving"
    Grandfather: "huh, what is that, some new type of BMW?"
    Kids: "(old people) No, it's beta/alpha wave driving. We go around getting peoples' passwords as they think them."
    Grandfather: "In my day, we went a wardriving looking for people stupid enough, or maybe even nice enough til the laws kicked in that is, to give us wide open access to their WiFi. Free surfing on someone else's net connection. Boy those were the days. I got a lot of tail doing that too."
    Grandmother is kitchen: "Yeah, downloaded tail"
    Kids/Grandfather: "Whatever"

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  42. I don't know... by jimktrains · · Score: 1

    ...about any of you, but I like to keep my thoughts and actions seperate; it keeps me out of trouble.

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  43. Security is a myth ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only completely secure system is theoretically the entire universe (a closed system)*. It would be nice if someone would be willing to get to work on a proof that even a single-input system is insecure. If proven then it can be said that insecurity is a property of the system. What is not, however, is what information is actually stored. As it has been there is a strangely vast majority of people who think that security is possible ... on the other hand there are some others who don't really care about security. Look, of course your information is insecure. You have your financial records in a blatantly obvious spreadsheet fileformat. Take a hint from video games: hide the prizes, do not say those [special] prizes exist. The worst idea I have seen is the password prompt itself. The better "security" system would not even tell the user that there is a password needed to access more information .. much less show that there is "security" mechanisms present. The successful security system will setup something that looks like the Prize and completely misguide the mallacious user away from the important information. (Game references: Banjo Kazooie / Banjo Tooie, Super Mario 64, and probably many of the older games I have the misfortune of missing.)

    Oops, I think I broke the security system protecting this concept. Well. That's no good. Thoughts? (Heh, my second mistake.)

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  44. GET... OUT!!! by tomzyk · · Score: 1
    Skeptics say don't count on it.
    Really?!? I SO would have thought that they have no doubts at all on this subject.

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  45. Mindreading by fossa · · Score: 1

    Question: If a device can be made to differentiate thoughts, and if a computer interface is eventually connected to one of these such that a user thinks certain commands which the computer detects, and if such an interface becomes widespread, then could it happen that while walking down the street someone in the habit of thinking in terms of the computer would be opening his thoughts to anyone listening? If you "think to type", what happens if you accidentally think your bank password, insults, luggage combination, or worse and Malory's computer picks up? Possible?

  46. E-meter already does it .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. if only it had USB.

  47. I anticipate a conflict... by McBainLives · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...between my thought password and the parental controls I'll have in place to keep nieces and nephews from using Uncle Glas' computer for immoral purposes. Probably never be able to get into the bloody thing again.

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    1. Re:I anticipate a conflict... by slowbad · · Score: 1
      to keep nieces and nephews from using Uncle Glas' computer for immoral purposes.

      Teenagers are gonna do what teenagers have done for decades, regardless of venue.
      They will get "in trouble" whether it is a pool hall, rumble seat, mall, or a chat room.

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    2. Re:I anticipate a conflict... by McBainLives · · Score: 1

      To hell with the teenagers- the wee ones are 2, 3, and 6!

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  48. not sure but who knows by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm not too sure since I'm not a big pro in the brain waves department but heh, that would be cool.

    If someone said its possible its because they saw the beginning of a way to do this.

    Sure it looks funky but heh... I can still read that famous phrase :

    "256k of RAM outta be enough for everyone...."

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  49. Your thoughts betray you.... by dfn5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your password is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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    1. Re:Your thoughts betray you.... by Ultra64 · · Score: 1

      That's the combination to my luggage!

    2. Re:Your thoughts betray you.... by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      Damn it!! Now I have to change the combination on my luggage!

    3. Re:Your thoughts betray you.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your password is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
       
      Hey! That's the password on my luggage!

    4. Re:Your thoughts betray you.... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Now I know whose luggage it is if the password is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!

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  50. That lends new meaning... by Mille+Mots · · Score: 1
    ...to, 'Security through obscurity.' At least where the average /.-er is concerned. Heh.

    Seriously though, if you really want your 'passthought' to be secure, you should make it something like b00b135. Nobody would ever guess that.

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  51. Perfect for parents! by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    Kids these days have no attention span whatsoever, so this would be the ultimate computer security for parents...

    "The password is a dewy meadow..." *imagines* "...with trees swaying in the wind... and the sun coming up over the hori.. OOOH SHINY BALL!!!"

    1. Re:Perfect for parents! by faloi · · Score: 1

      That'd make for tough parenting choices.

      If they give their kids Ritalin to keep them calm so they don't have to watch them, they'd be able to log on to the computer and see stuff. But if they don't give their kids Ritalin, the kids can't log on to the computer so they won't see bad things but the parents would have to pay attention to them.

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  52. Password resets by btrapp · · Score: 1

    On the bright site, password reset requests will be significantly more fun.

  53. imagine trying to support this... by whoa+buddy · · Score: 1

    This really redefines "forgetting your password." Wouldn't this be a nightmare for technical support? How would they help manage/track user's passwords? Another thing I think of is there are many occasions where I have to change a user's password to log into their machine, so would there be a generic IT password? Somewhat of a master key? I could see this causing many more security issues...

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  54. So a password sniffer would be... by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 2, Funny

    like this:
    Pardon ma'am, whatever you do dont look at this red light and think of your password.

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  55. Same problems with all biometrics by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

    I totally agree. Why are they trying to find new biometrics when none of the traditional hurdles associated with existing biometrics haven't been overcome? Like if it's compromised, how do you change e.g., your fingerprint or retina? And now, if someone is able to create a device to mimic your thoughts, what then? "Think different"? Thanks, Apple.

  56. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God help the individual who just got a divorce the day before!

  57. example... by smaerd · · Score: 0




  58. Just like other biometrics... by mooingyak · · Score: 1

    ...doesn't this mean that people will then simply cut off your head and have that scanned?

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    1. Re:Just like other biometrics... by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Scan what? Normally when a person's head is cut off they DIE. Dead people have brain waves?

    2. Re:Just like other biometrics... by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Normally when a person's head is cut off they DIE.

      I suppose you're in the "Dead people don't think" camp. Well just try and explain ghosts then Mr. Smartypants.

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  59. This thing would get men in deep shit by crovira · · Score: 2, Insightful

    every fifteen seconds and eventually, you see the actual object of your desire; after she's out on thirty pounds, sagging from a brace of kids, and fifteen years older.

    You'd never be able to to get rid of the 'reality overlaid onto memory' and your pass 'thought' would simply stop working.

    I'm sure I rather have the computer look at my finger prints or, for more secure applications, look me in the eye.

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    1. Re:This thing would get men in deep shit by Joebert · · Score: 1

      and your pass 'thought' would simply stop working

      They make pills for stuff like that, we should be ok.

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  60. Great, but... by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

    ... what happens if you don't exactly feel like yourself one day?

    (The scary thing is that this joke might actually turn out to be a valid point!)

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  61. Lie detection as an alternative by Moosifer · · Score: 1

    The idea of pass-thoughts is nifty and all, but seems overly complicated and prone to error. This piece did remind me of a previous article in Wired (http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.01/lying.ht ml?pg=5) that covers work being done on a a portable fMRI using near-infrared light. Put the two together, and rather than a password, the authentication scheme can merely be a truthful response to "Are you really so-and-so?"

  62. I don't think that this can be made reproducible by hains · · Score: 1
    Brain waves are a significantly worse biometric than things such as fingerprints (which are not great to start with) because they are so variable. My brainwaves when I am mad are significantly different than my brainwaves when I am happy. I am continuously learning, and this changes my thought patterns significantly over the course of time. Even if the brainwave scan assumes that I am concentrating on one thought (assuming even that would work), I am not going to be able to get into my computer the day my mechanic charges me for changing the wrong brake shoes, because I am going to be obsessing about that.

    Even if one can get beyond the variability problems described above, brainwaves are a fundamentally noisy signal. They are the aggregate effect of possibly millions of neurons firing at once. When running noisy signals through any sort of classifier, you get two problems: false positives and false negatives. False positives, where the system mistakes somebody else for you, are absolutely deadly in a password system. So you have to make the classifier software really picky to avoid false positives. Of course this means that you get lots of false negatives, where you think the right thing and the computer does not recognize you. Imagine sitting down at the computer and having it essentially tell you "Sorry, I can't let you in because you're not thinking about exactly the same elephant that you were thinking about yesterday. Please come back when you remember exactly what that elephant looked like".

    Classifiers operating on noisy input data are good for sorting out stuff where an occasional error (false positive OR false negative) is OK. Password matching is NOT such an application.

  63. What the Skeptics Say by Fritzerei · · Score: 1

    Skeptics say don't count on it.

    What? Were they supposed to say something else?

  64. Sucks for Security Design? by fernandoh26 · · Score: 0

    So if you're attempting to design a secure system, or write a secure piece of code, and you are "thinking like a hacker," in order to identify vulnerabilities, your system will detect this and lock you out? LMAO

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  65. My voice... by DarthStrydre · · Score: 1

    ...is my passport. Verify ME?

    1. Re:My voice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good reference, I like how you patched together the phrase.

      I think the parallels are close - voice and mind should be just as easy to duplicate - just have to fool some ADCs into the response patern you want :-).

      Biometrics should include tongue sensors.

  66. How will /. 'ers login? by Unski · · Score: 0

    They all think the same things anyway..back to drawing board for this methinks.

    And I for One welcome our mind-reading auto-authenticating overlords. * emits smug snigger from flabby face *

    Anyone build a beowolf cluster of these in Soviet Russia, whilst drinking Kool-aid? In an ad-hominem fashion? ...etc

  67. Preventing loging in to... by nickheart · · Score: 1

    I need this now. But only for logging into PokerStars!

  68. Book Excerpt (and Recommendation) by McBainLives · · Score: 1

    Many BrainPal(TM) users find it useful to give their BrainPal(TM) a name other than BrainPal(TM). Would you like to name your BrainPal(TM) at this time?

    "Yes," I said.

    Please speak the name you would like to give your BrainPal(TM).

    "'Asshole,'" I said.

    You have selected "Asshole,"the BrainPal wrote, and to its credit it spelled the word correctly. Be aware that many recruits have selected this name for their BrainPal(TM)...

    From "Old Man's War," by John Scalzi. One of the finest SciFi novels I've ever read. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0765315246/sr=8-1 /qid=1146162118/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-0900569-1616145?_ encoding=UTF8
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  69. What ever happened to... by truthsearch · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to the ability to confirm a person's identity by their typing pattern? Brain scans sound overly complicated compared to something simple like this. I thought the typing pattern check was accurate to within 95% or something like that. It would be purely software based but nothing ever came of it. Seems like a much better idea than this.

  70. Tech Support by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    This brings a whole new meaning to: "can you reset my password?"

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  71. WOOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Researchers at Carleton University...."

    Go Ravens!

  72. Nerds Anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    boy, are you in the right place. Here's a cup of coffee; we'll be starting in a few minutes.

  73. Password Guessing by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    So you're saying it's my thoughts. Then every male under 28 has password 'Jessica Simpson', and everyone over it has 'Raquel Welch'. And this improves security how?

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  74. How would this work with guys?! by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    In light of the fact we all only have one thought.

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  75. wow - new definition of recursion... by citabjockey · · Score: 1

    "I'm having a bad day at work, can't even log in!"

  76. Carleton University.. by proteonic · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ahh, yes.. Carleton University... where the K stands for Quality. ( I suppose it loses somthing when it's written down..)

  77. A Thousand Monkeys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if I showed up at Fort Knox's vault door with a thousand monkeys thinking random thoughts.... Wheeeeeee!

  78. My name is werner brandes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL Nice reference to one of my favorite movies.... Sneakers

  79. Quiet! by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 1

    Quiet everyone, I can't even hear myself think...
    "I want a Peanut"
    That's better!

    -M

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  80. Descartes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think therefore I am.

  81. My tinfoil hat by TheBishop613 · · Score: 1

    There is no way I'm taking off my tinfoil hat every time I need to enter a password.

  82. Good security feature.... by blackbeaktux · · Score: 1

    Because there'll never be a buffer overflow with my thoughts. Hell, an underflow doesn't seem absurd either.

  83. already done by hotwatermusic · · Score: 0

    my password is b00bies..doh!

  84. There's a catch, of course... by quinby · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...you must think in Russian.

  85. But by warp1 · · Score: 1

    I'm cinciplegic, I don't think straight.

  86. Easy to crack. . . by TripleE78 · · Score: 1

    All of the technological implausibility of this aside (hard to reproduce unique brainwaves, etc.), this suffers from all of the other problems biometrics are prone to. . .

    Can't get into the system? Find the guy who can, and either steal then digitally duplicate his brainwaves (similar technology as this). Unlike a password, you can't change how your body works when it's compromised.

    Or, there's the cheaper version. . . kidnap person with access and march them into the system at gunpoint. Sure, it might be a little harder to coordinate than, say, stealing a hand or something, but if you want the data bad enough, you'll go to any length.

    Now, if you want to use this in combination with a password and/or changing token, you're on the right track, but it still sounds like much ado about nothing.

    ~EEE~

  87. why would we need this? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

    If you want true security and no effort on the part of the operator (like remembering passwords), just do retinal scans from the camera on the laptop. That way, you can log in with a system that we know can uniquely identify people. Not like in the article which is just theory. We can also do this with no effort. Just have the laptop scan your eyes when you look into the monitor (using the apple telescreen monitors). It's very easy.

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  88. Book about this by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    This reminds of me a book Vectors by Michael P. Kube-Mcdowell where a scientist uses something like this to determine a fingerprint for every human being. His research wound up finding a link between the soul and the mind. I wonder if such a device will cause problems for any religions? At least it doesn't draw blood.

  89. Access Denied by Flwyd · · Score: 1

    Does that mean I can't log on if I'm drunk?

    Maybe that's a good thing.

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  90. Tin foil beanies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So all I will have to worry about is people stealing my thoughts ?

  91. Hey My Alma-mata by TheRecklessWanderer · · Score: 1

    Well what do you know???? When I was there, our pride was highest alcoholic consumption per capita of any school in Canada. Whew hew, times change.

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  92. Oblig. Futurama, of course by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Bank Teller: Hmm.... We don't seem to have your retina scan, your fingerprint, or your colonic map on file.
    Fry: Yeah, well, I did open the account over a thousand years ago.

  93. Flawed by audacity242 · · Score: 1

    Welcome to not getting access to your password protected stuff when you're drunk, high, or have suffered a stroke or other brain injury.

  94. friends... by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 3, Funny

    Friends don't let friends send email drunk.

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  95. So women would love it by microbee · · Score: 1

    and they'll marry computers. Still no hope for slashdoters.

  96. Would it be an improvement over existing ways? by GroeFaZ · · Score: 1

    Or would it be just another crypto Wunderwaffe suitable for more cronyism in the War on Terrer, Drugs, Boobies, et al.?

    FTA:
    A successful login would only occur when you are able to identify your password by thinking "yes" to the letters or pictures that form it in sequence -- like a mental game of 20 questions.

    Or like, I don't know, thinking of the letters and typing them on a keypad? That method sure sounds like a mental equivalent to hunt-and-peck on a keyboard without a backspace key.

    And, like other posters have written before me, I believe that passwords would indeed become more simple. The very act of typing in a password is a physical activity that will fasten your password deeper into your memory, because more parts of your brain have to deal with the act, Which in turn means you can memorize stronger passwords, i.e. longer ones and not from a dictionary.

    Vidal is more optimistic about a simpler form of mind reading, in which the computer provides a stimulus, then measures the brain's response. Such "event-related responses," or ERPs, to color flashes or specific sounds tend to produce brain signals that are different with each individual, but nearly identical when repeated on the same person. "ERPs could be used for biometric identification," says Vidal.

    Was anyone else reminded of a certain N. Stephenson novel when reading this?

    And finally, whatever can be measured with digital devices, can in principle be recreated to fool these devices. Faking brainwaves may not be as blunt as cutting off a finger and prying out an eyeball, but there's usually a way to fool the system, no? And if it's just about social engineering or cracking the layer that comes after the actual scanning device.

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  97. Big Deal by scolby · · Score: 1

    My password will still be 1234.

  98. Meditation by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    You seem to be joking, but I think that's a good point. My first thought on this was of how repeated meditation is known to improve brainwave patterns in a permanent way. Possibly, any big change in philosophy might too.

  99. But by seventhc · · Score: 1

    I can't remember what I'm supposed to think, and when I called tech support they just told me I'm not thinking the right thoughts. :( now i can't log into anything. :(

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  100. Re:Hmm... by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

    Why the mod down? Obligatory reference to Brave New World, not so?

  101. What about IP? by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1

    All those people who never had an original thought in their life are going to have someone else's IP as their password.

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  102. Oh great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can imagine this conversation.

    GF: "How do I log into your computer"
    Me: "Just think about what I'm always thinking about"
    GF: "Didn't work"
    Me: "Try from behind"

  103. another waste of time ... by LarryLart · · Score: 1

    First, I don't they are attempting to read actual thoughts. That will fairly difficult given the complexity of "wiring" - a few billions of neurons each with an average of thousands of connections. However those connections are reasonable stable as a whole and given a known external excitation such as stroboscopic light or even sound it might be possible to detect certain patterns in a EEG signal or MRI which are unique to an individual.

    However, if this is developed for the good cause so the "thief" will have access to this technology. And as other biometrics the problem here is these are easy to duplicate. Brain waves might be only slightly difficult but fingerprints or iris scanning you can easily get them from everywhere. Try door handles for fingerprints or a good picture on the street or through a good telescope. Not to mention that some could install fake machines for fools to make a reliable copy ....

    So I think this technology is doomed - is more like an interesting gadget but no good for the industry. Interesting to do research on and might yield some results which could help somewhere else for the money some fools put in this approach.

        The good old password still rocks in the field. In my opinion there is only one way to uniquely identify a living creature ... and that cannot be reproduced. I will let you figure that out :)

  104. "in the future" this will also be obsolete by bugnuts · · Score: 1

    Reading brainwaves is like counting on Bluetooth as being a local network that can't be examined from far away. It's like counting on a license plate as not readable from a satellite.

    When they make sensors that can easily read the pattern of your thought to log you in, guess what... you're broadcasting that thought. Literally. If it can be measured, it can be measured from farther away than anticipated.

    This potential new technology has the same old security flaws.

  105. Another biometric to be wary of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tterns (lord knows I've tried...)...

    Nope... stick with what ya remember... you can change that on a whim...

  106. Hackers by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1
    I hope it never works...

    • First, to stole my password they just had to look the sticky note on mi screen.
    • When I had to hold my passwords in my wallet, the wannabe hackers had to steal my money to get my password.
    • When I'll have to use my fingerprints, somebody will be looking to cut my fingers to access my computers!.
    • And now THAT!
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  107. An odd thing about biometrics by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

    There is an odd thing about biometrics that make me shutter at the thought of a 'biometrics only' authentication scheme for any machine.

    you see it might be harder to compromise your biometric identity, but the problem is if someone ever successfully accomplishes it, which people will, you can't change your fingerprints or brain patterns.

    That is why biometrics should always remain only a part of what you need to authenticate to a system.

    I was taught when we studied security that there have been since roman times only 3 recognized ways to establish a trusted relationship.

    1) something you have ( like a key card)
    2) something you know ( like a password , pin or phrase )
    3) something you are ( like a biometric)

    The best anyone can do is to use one or more such things from those 3 categories. The better systems use at least one thing from each.

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  108. Sub-vocal by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    Easier and probably just as unique would be to use acoustic, GSR http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galvanic_skin_respons e>

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  109. Adventures in mindreading by Fung_Koo · · Score: 1

    "God this itches! I wonder who I got it from. Probably that skank that I gave a ride to the gas station. Last time I do someone a favor. Oh God! They heard me! Oh god! I heard me! La La La La La La La La!" -Quagmire

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  110. An old adage by peterfa · · Score: 0

    This gives new meaning to the term, "I think, therefore I am."

  111. Love the "sneakers" reference by user24 · · Score: 1

    "... my voice is my passport, please verify me"

  112. Re:Hmm... by masterzora · · Score: 1

    Well, for starters that's Nineteen Eight-Four not Brave New World, so no. Though, I do like the reference.

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  113. Do you remember when ... by surfcow · · Score: 1

    Do you remember when ...
    a "head crash" meant a problem with a hard-drive?

  114. And we will all have flying cars by jbplou · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for this.

  115. Yawn... by TheLink · · Score: 1

    If you're talking about future tech and you are going to get that invasive, you might as well carry around or implant a "super PDA/wearable server" sort of device that holds your personal digital certs[1].

    Because once you have a device suitable for reading thought "macros" you can easily have a device that would help do "virtual telepathy" and "virtual telekinesis", and typical "super PDA/wearable server" functions.

    You'd have photographic memory etc - just link a distinct thought pattern with the image, and the next time you think of that person it'll be easy to have the image pop up - just like part of your memory. And you can send links to those objects to your friends (given decent apps and protocols, you'd be able to have fine grained access control to your "memories" and so easily share specific objects with strangers or whole groups of them with groups of other people).

    Of course if Copyright laws and other laws don't change you could end up having to pay more than a penny for your "own thoughts". And Big Brother would be pretty happy if stuff like Palladium/DRM are a core part of it.

    I think people should be more careful on what they _tolerate_ now. Because they might end up being like a frog being boiled slowly.

    [1] Should have more than one cert for different purposes- ID, small/volume monetary transactions, big item monetary transactions.

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  116. i've got the perfect idea by john_uy · · Score: 1

    i guess you'll just have to recall your sexual fantasies so you can easily repeat the signatures. and maybe when some new fetish or person comes along, then you can "change" the password.

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  117. Multiple authentication factors by gr8dude · · Score: 1
    You're correct; which is why biometry is never used as a single authentication factor, it's always accompanied by "something you know" and "something you have".

    You can easily change your password, or generate new key-pairs and store them on your smart card or token.

    And there is another important detail you should know, biometric scanners only return a TRUE/FALSE result, which isn't perfect (it compares the result to a threshold, and if it is above the threshold, it is considered that the person is the same person who enrolled the first time, otherwise - no). See this discussion about how biometric data are actually used:
    Q: what happens if i cut my finger! i work in a sheetmetal shop and cut myself just about everyday, does the fingerprint being read flag as a 1 or 0? or is the geometry information actualy used in the encryption itself? i could live with finding a way to make the reader think my finger is there, but if it is used in the encryption that seems like a problem waiting to happen.
  118. Cool, but... by lsbigbro11 · · Score: 1

    That would be awsome, but could they really get it to work?

  119. Four observations... by sinewalker · · Score: 1
    1. With the wide deployment of "mind-reading" hardware into every-day PCs, ATM terminals and electronic entry gates, there will suddenly be a massive market for tin-foil hats (and of course, a D-I-Y sub-culture making Open Source instructions to build your own hat).
    2. Speaking of hats: will we have to wear one of those shower-cap things to unlock doors or our computer terminals? Can you imagine lining up to use an ATM that has a device that descends from the ceiling to "read" your head, before giving you cash? Make's it easy for the mugger to rob you after the cash is dispensed and your head is still caught in the reader...
    3. I am thinking of other remarkably successful attempts for computers to "read your thoughts" through your actions: witness Clippy the paper-clip electronic smart agent: "I see you are writing a letter. Would you like me to bollicks it up for you?"
    4. We don't even have OCR software that can defeat the anti-robot measures on Slashdot's anonymous post system. I don't have much confidence in a nuron-reading system's accuracy, regardless of my present mental condition.

    Like Trusted Computing (oxymoron of the 21st Century, that one!), if it ever does fly, it'll be avoided in droves unless some government makes it compulsory...

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  120. http://www.sysadminco.com/qotd?qotd_id=128 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0