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Microsoft Just Wants a Little Look

waynegoode writes "Do you want to let Microsoft check if your copy of Windows is legit? How about if they promise it's anonymous? How about if they give you some free stuff? Recently Microsoft launched their Genuine Advantage Program to let you (and Microsoft) check if your OS is legal. They hoped for 20,000 responses but received 800,000 without offering anything but piece of mind. Now they are throwing in a bunch of free and discounted stuff including Photo Story 3 and the Holiday Fun Pack to try to get more volunteers. Read more at news.com and Microsoft Watch."

482 comments

  1. Stupid. by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If I pirated windows, why wouldn't I pirate this too?
    If anything, give away a tshirt or a hat or some other convention junk.

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    1. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now they are throwing in a bunch of free and discounted stuff including Photo Story 3 and the Holiday Fun Pack to try to get more volunteers.

      Why can't MS offer anything better than a bunch of half-ass software that's worth absolutely nothing? If they really think piracy is a problem, include a copy of Knoppix so that people can learn how to stop using pirated software.

    2. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This isn't targeted at individual pirates. This is targeted at retailers who bundle in a pirated copy.

      The 800,000 who have submitted are end-users who *wanted* a legit copy and paid (some amount) for it but now are worried if it's legit. Notice (in the article) how easy MS is on illegit copies -- you submit BIOS and purchase information to help them spot the system builder/retailer, you get a courtesy key and get all critical updates nevertheless.

      There's a strong element of hypocrisy, though. Notice how MS doesn't *really* go after pirates in the poorest countries. Actually, it looks like they have divided the global market basically into three areas with corresponding strategies:

      1. "Userbase, userbase, userbase." Developing countries. Sure, make a song and dance about piracy, but do absolutely nothing else about it. Unhindered piracy of MS products ensures (near) 100% share of userbase and keeps Linux at bay. There wasn't much revenue to make anyway.

      2. "Missionary." Prospering but still comparatively poor countries. Take a real stand to battle piracy, giving incentive to those who care about their reputation to become legit, paying end-users. In short, make the "legit" status desirable, important for doing business.

      3. "Cash In." The "Western World" countries. Really go after pirates (lobby for stronger laws, have the BS Alliance raid offices, anything else) to make 100% of the userbase also paying customers.

      The idea is that when each country moves up a level, as they do, everybody continues using what they are familiar with -- MS products. They just start paying for the priviledge.

      It works out fine, too. Step 4 is "Profit!", not "???". Thus, my bottom line is, MS doesn't mind piracy in the poorest countries, at all.

      It's kinda smart too. Shrewd but smart.

      (I'm a legit Win2k user and I can't wait until Linux fits my bill. Not yet, not even Mandrake 10.1 or SUSE 9.2, but soon I hope. But until then, I'll be a semi-happy Windows luser although I dislike the company behind the product.)

    3. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I'd be surprised if this kind of division wasn't actually spelled out in detail somewhere high up in Microsoft's chain of command.

      Or just a two-tier model:

      (1) Make everybody a user. This absolutely requires allowing piracy in poor areas. Hell, they'd encourage piracy there if they could.

      (2) Make every user a licensee. Fight piracy in areas where users actually have the money to pay.

      Not completely unlike the well-known strategy of sellers of a certain other kind of product.

      I know, I know, I'm slightly paranoid.

    4. Re:Stupid. by ti.payn · · Score: 0

      Out of curiousity, have you gone through the update process where they ask about verfication? I would say that to 80% of users out there the wording made it seem that verification was mandatory use the system. I doubt, very much, that users were "worried if it's legit." I really don't think that the majority of 800,000 consumers think like that.

    5. Re:Stupid. by G-funk · · Score: 1

      AFAIK photo story 3 is going to be a free download anyway, it used to only be a part of MCE.

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    6. Re:Stupid. by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Yeah seriously. The only way I think most people would consider letting Microsoft take a look at their computers is if they gave away some free hardware. They could pirate any of the software Microsoft is handing out just as well...

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    7. Re:Stupid. by tsager · · Score: 1

      "Official MS user"
      "I am legal"
      "I knew where I was going.."
      - Cool. I want one of those shirts too.

    8. Re:Stupid. by scottj · · Score: 1

      What's really stupid is that MS is making this an MSI download. An MSI that's easily copied. An MSI that you can burn to CDR and install on as many pirated XP systems as you like. And MSI that you can pirate just like you pirated XP. All you need is one legit system to get the downloads.

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    9. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I'm the grandparent AC.) Ah, no I haven't, I just read the article. Haven't done any updates in a while, as everything works fine and I'm pretty well firewalled.

      Your observation does show the whole thing in a different light. Thanks for the correction! I don't mind at all as I'm a devout believer in Peircean Fallibilism ;-)

    10. Re:Stupid. by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      The strategy isn't at all surprising - Bill Gates believes in the idea "To each according to his needs, from each according to his ability [to pay for my mansion]"

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    11. Re:Stupid. by timts · · Score: 1

      those freebees are totally useless and meaningless to me, otherwise I would check my dell computer's windows xp home. :D

      if they are not legit, I will ask dell for refund!

  2. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the RIAA should take some pointers from these guys? hehee

  3. piece of mind by addaon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ewww... does it at least come in a plastic baggie?

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    1. Re:piece of mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, as Duke Nukem would say, "Rest in pieces".

    2. Re:piece of mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o.k....!

    3. Re:piece of mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope.

    4. Re:piece of mind by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny


      Ewww... does it at least come in a plastic baggie?

      Yeah. But it comes from Abby Normal.

    5. Re:piece of mind by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      Of course not, silly! Since it's immaterial, it's totally sanitary!

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    6. Re:piece of mind by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 1

      Frau Blucher!

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    7. Re:piece of mind by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      (cue sound of horses)

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  4. Sure! by arose · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thay can check out my Debian!

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    1. Re:Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nobody checks out Debian.

    2. Re:Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know my copy of Windows XP is legit, I bought in a backalley in Malaysia. I didn't get the manual though?

    3. Re:Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Danm, ya beat me to it. I would let them check my Fedora Core 2 and see that the kernel is up to date. I wonder if they would still send the schwag or if they would get sour and say 'only our operating systems'.

    4. Re:Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Has anyone tried running this under WINE?

    5. Re:Sure! by xjimhb · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work. Well, it didn't work on my Red Hat and in this case Debian ain't THAT much different.

      First it complains it can't find Active-X, maybe my browser isn't configured properly (I'm not sure how I would configure Mozilla for Active-X!?!), and suggests I try the alternate method. This downloads a little file called "legitcheck.hta", which of course doesn't have a prayer of running on Linux. Dead end.

      So apparently you have to at least be running Windoze in order to glom a copy of their free software. Didn't really want the software, just wanted to see what would happen. Really, I sort of expected a web-based checking tool rather than a download.

    6. Re:Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Right. I checked to see if my copy of Debian was legit, and I got this:

      You are unable to run the Windows Validation Assistant.

      The Windows Validation Assistant requires you to be running Windows XP with SP1 or SP2, or Windows Server 2003. The Windows Validation Assistant also must be run in Internet Explorer.

      The Windows Validation Assistant is constantly being updated. If you have run the Windows Validation Assistant successfully in the past, it may be because you installed your operating system using an invalid product key that has been recently added to our known list of invalid keys.

      Since you are unable to run the Windows Validation Assistant, you may visually determine whether your operating system is genuine in the next section.
    7. Re:Sure! by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Has anyone tried this under WINE (either the ActiveX control under IE, or the separate executable)? Will it just report the legitimacy of the Windows installation?

      What about under ReactOS or something?

    8. Re:Sure! by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

      Funny, a friend bought a Dell box and also didn't get a manual.

  5. Let them pester people to look... by Famatra · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...then will come harassment and demands to look and that will just drive people away from Windows towards Linux.

    Bullying people into buying a $15 CD might work, but $200 is a lot more, esp. when there are alternatives.

    1. Re:Let them pester people to look... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok...

  6. Seek, Behold, Reveal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seek the truth
    Behold the truth
    Reveal the truth
    That is the law and the whole of the law

  7. incentives by DeusExMalex · · Score: 4, Funny
    so as a reward for using their crappy software, they give us more crappy software?

    no thanks - i'll stick to open-source goodness.

    1. Re:incentives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone ever defined the term 'irony' for you?

    2. Re:incentives by GQuon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Microsoft way:

      1. Market crappy software as if it was good.
      2. Profit
      3. Price fix, break law, pay both political parties.
      4. Profit
      5. Use money to buy competition and hire better developers.
      6. Kill competing products. Make own software less crappy.
      7. Issue new version less crappy, but more bloated than the last one.
      8. Profit.
      9. Goto 3

      The result of this is software that's less crappy. Windows 3.1 , 95, 98, Me were pretty bad. XP, except Explorer, is actually pretty good, in my experience. Would it be this good without competition from Unix vendors, the open source community and Macintosh? I don't think so.

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    3. Re:incentives by angedinoir · · Score: 1
      "Windows 3.1 , 95, 98, Me were pretty bad. XP, except Explorer, is actually pretty good"

      No, they all sucked. Was I the only one that used windows NT as a desktop operating system?

      Windows NT 4, Windows 2000...?

  8. Why are they doing this? by chrispyman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Windows Update refuses to work if you're using a pirated Windows XP CD Key, so why would giving you free stuff be that big of a controvercy? It's not like they're telling you that you can't visit their site unless you do this.

    1. Re:Why are they doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually thats only if you are using the fckgw key or whatever... I can use windows update however I didnt pay for windows.. shhh.

    2. Re:Why are they doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats funny, I use visit it daily with my dodgey CD Key. But, it is their fault... thats what they get for slapping my Windows installation disc on my FUCKING HDD that came with thise computer... It was a 5,400RPM, as if I could use it for anything. And, the legit key is on the side of the machine, but the Windows setup won't take it -- so Piracy, here I come.

    3. Re:Why are they doing this? by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because there is actually a way to generate a new key so that you look at least somewhat legit. At least enough to let you update, install service packs, the whole deal, as far as anyone can tell. If Microsoft knows you're a pirate... that's anyone's guess.

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    4. Re:Why are they doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually only if you are using the top 10 or 15 pirated corporate keys. The keys designed for same use over an entire corporations. And that fckgw is Devils Own.

    5. Re:Why are they doing this? by Peyna · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You should have contacted your manufacturer and demand they send you a proper CD Key for your computer; obviously this is a quality issue at their factory (wrong CD Key with install). Also, they will usually ship you a set of CDs if you request them, at no charge. Just convince them the partition holding the HDD Image is corrupt if they give you crap.

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    6. Re:Why are they doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o.k

    7. Re:Why are they doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm, it is still working fine for me and I'm using a widely distributed "pirate" key on one PC.

      So there.

    8. Re:Why are they doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WFM

    9. Re:Why are they doing this? by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      Anyone else notice that Microsoft were trying to affect the election in the US? FCKGW? F*CK George W? I like to think of it that way. Although to be honest, he can keep his trousers on and just lose the election for all I care.

    10. Re:Why are they doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      How does this score a 4? Are the mods so out of touch with the world. This box is up to date as of this morning with patches and updates but has never had a legal cd key.

    11. Re:Why are they doing this? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      if you install a corp or pro version with a key generated by xpkey.exe it is 100% undetectable. The CORP version could be detectable if they looked at their known list of sold corperate license keys (if they even have such a list) and looked to see if that key is indeed sold and then is the subnet it is coming from belonging to the company it sold it to.

      the pro version is undetectable. 100% undetectable.

      what a waste of time, it looks like they are trying to find those that have the really old pirated version (2+ years old)

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    12. Re:Why are they doing this? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      No. Considering the FCKGW versions were leaked, I'm taking it to mean "Fuck Gates, William" - Bill Gates.

    13. Re:Why are they doing this? by mpupu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, it would be very easy for Microsoft to do server-side checking. Whenever you try to use Windows Update, it would send your key and they could verify it against a list of legit ones. Kinda like Steam does with Half-Life. True, you could use the same key in different computers, but at least you'd have to steal a key, instead of just using a keygen.

    14. Re:Why are they doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I can confirm this. I already did this "check your version" thingy when it started, while I knew well enough it wasn't legit since I generated the key myself. And I seemed to be the proud owner of a fully legit version, imagine that. As long as you use a corporate version with a 640 key (the second number of the key appearing under Control Panel/System/General) they can only assume it's a good one. I know this because of their experiments with some of the SP2 beta's, where they would ban any keys with numbers other than 640 from installing that beta. In the end it seems like the release SP2 did not check for this number, but I changed it anyway and it sure seems to fool this find-the-pirate-campaign. Now the real question is, am I cheeky enough to go collect some free stuff ?

    15. Re:Why are they doing this? by RipTides9x · · Score: 1

      It might seem easy, but it isn't, or rather, wasn't.

      They already tried this with XP SP2 RC2. And there's a big reason it didn't work out. I cannot verify this off hand but will assert it being true that many Dell OEM and other OEM liscenses were puking back at the user that their keys were pirated after installing RC2 and going to the windows update site. So don't believe the bullshit that MS wanted everyone, even pirates, secure.

    16. Re:Why are they doing this? by sundog61 · · Score: 1

      "but will assert it being true that many Dell OEM..."

      I certainly had no problem when I install SP2 on my
      Dell preinstalled XP home.

      re: Linux

      Sometimes the linux crowd cracks me up. Some folks just dont get it that linux is not the answer for everyone. Oh sure, I hear about all of the "alternatives" to software that runs on Windows, but until the actual Windows based products I use
      can run natively on Linux, a linux box would just be a space heater or a doorstop to me.

    17. Re:Why are they doing this? by RipTides9x · · Score: 1

      It was XP SP2 Release Candidate Two that was the issue. The issue was related to the Dell computers that have the pre-installed pre-autorized XP on them, those people were installing the RC2 and going to Windows Update and were locked out. Not permanantly, all you had to do was uninstall the RC2 and wait for final.

  9. SP2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone here just download a corporate ISO of winxp with SP2, just because they dont want to install all the patches from scratch.

    I guess you could slipstream everything, but damn thats a few hours work.

    Not saying to pirate software, you already own a legit copy of WinXP Pro, you just want to have the SP2 already on the install cd.

    Hell, does Microsoft even sell an updated version with all patches?

    Pay 200 bux for an OS, they could at least offer an upgrade cd to make life easier...

    1. Re:SP2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can buy an upgraded version, _with_ patches in Malaysia. Cheap. It's pirated of course. You can buy pirated software of any kind in Malaysia. I so love this country.

  10. Everyday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyday I feel guilty about purchasing not 1, but 2 legitimate copies of WindowsXP @ retail price.

    1. Re:Everyday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o.k.

  11. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple reason too... My copy of Windows is not legit.

  12. Call me paranoid..... by KublaiKhan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    But it would probably be rather easy for M$ to keep a nice tidy database of who has "legit" windows vs. those who don't. Also, this could, with trivial modification, be used to detect duplicate product activation keys....might it be something along the lines of a means to find these keys for a future crackdown?

    The article states that there is "no 'stick' as yet", and perhaps there never will be any official action taken against those with pirated copies who foolishly enough decide to tell Microsoft about it. [ After all, if they suddenly started sending out flying attack squads of lawyers, that would make for some bad press. ] However, how long will it be before such a check is integrated into the OS, and checked every time the computer goes online? It certainly wouldn't be that difficult to program in such a "feature', with the added bonus of locking down the system should the results not be acceptable.....

    At any rate, it makes me sort of pity all those poor windows users who are going to get screwed over...and makes me very glad that I don't use windows.

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    1. Re:Call me paranoid..... by isometrick · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is already very aware of legit keys -- they printed them. Also, if you don't download the "genuine software" checker, they won't be able to see if you have a duplicate key. I'm not saying that it couldn't get worse, but with this particular instance I don't think there is anything to worry about.

    2. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Peyna · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They're more concerned in targeting the people who are selling copies of Windows as legit retail copies, when they're just repackaged pirated versions. They don't have much interest in going after the average user, because the average user isn't worth the trouble. If they can shutdown a major retail pirate outlet, or find a medium-sized business running 500 copies of Windows that are all pirated; it would be a pretty good deal for them.

      People that know they are pirating aren't going to run this tool (unless they're idiots). So, most of those that run it will either know for certain their copy is legit (or think it is) and 99.9% of them will probably turn out to be legit. It's the guy that bought his copy at the 2-bit shop down the street that finds out that it's not a legit copy that might just get pissed enough to turn in the bastard that sold it to him. He's not responsible for having it, and MS knows that. They want the phony retailer, not the poor schmuck that bought from him.

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    3. Re:Call me paranoid..... by KublaiKhan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hrmn. Using "free" software to convince people to be stool pigeons. That's kind of evil, I guess.....playing the greed of the end user off against the greed of the habitual pirate....

      Actually, it's sort of ingenious when you think about it.....for a modest expenditure of manpower setting up the authentication system [ they already have mondo loads of coders working for them, anyway, so what's one more project? ] and giving away some software they wouldn't be able to scalp for a high price, they potentially reap many rewards.

      If they weren't so evil, I'd shake their hands. I guess that's why Gates is a billionare, and I make $7.50/hr answering 411 calls.

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    4. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok.

    5. Re:Call me paranoid..... by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      I meant "legit" in the sense of "hasn't been passed around like a bong at a hippy convention", rather than "not generated by some script kiddie with too much time on his hands".....though I rather doubt they'd keep some sort of database of every key they send out....what would happen when it was inevitably stolen and/or leaked?

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    6. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually instead of paranoid, we will call you behind the times. They have been doing this for years (95 was the first) with the auto software checkin. Your modem (in those days) would automagically call home and tell them what you had running.

    7. Re:Call me paranoid..... by six809 · · Score: 1

      If MS provided decent after-sales support to people that bought legitimate copies, this would actually be a very useful tool to some of those people.

      I mean that's the only reason anyone would pay for an operating system, right?

    8. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If this was RedHat, encouraging people to report GPL violations with the promise of a similar amount of free stuff, would it still be evil? All they're doing is trying to enforce their licence; or is that not allowed, as "they already have plenty of money"?

    9. Re:Call me paranoid..... by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      They don't have much interest in going after the average user, because the average user isn't worth the trouble.

      Is the RIAA aware of that? They seem to be going after a lot of "average users".

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    10. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      At any rate, it makes me sort of pity all those poor windows users who are going to get screwed over

      Screwed over in what way? By having the copy of Windows they have no right to use shutdown on them? Wold you feel such pity for someone in a similar situation for violating the GPL? (Yes, I know the GPL is a redistribution licence not a user licence, but you get my point)

      If they bought a copy of Windows in good faith and the retailer ripped them off, then go after the retailer. If they're knowingly using a pirated coy, then frankly, they deserve to get screwed over. If you want people to respect the GPL, etc, then you in turn must respect other licences, if only by not violating them and not using the software they cover.

    11. Re:Call me paranoid..... by NoMercy · · Score: 1

      It's about financial justification, you can run the numbers and see how much increased profit would be made from a drop in the piarcy figures resulting from lawsuits against random individuals.

      There's quite a few factors and I'm sure Microsoft does the math on it, there's almost certantly a spreadsheet detailing the justifiable cost of implementing the product activation feature in windows XP in relation to increases of sales to people who can't be bothered now it's dificult to copy illegally.

    12. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Klanglor · · Score: 1

      actualy its a very evil and smart move from microsoft. now imagine the main user base are windows are somewhat uninformed about technology and they are the most likely to get the freebies.

      And the more technologicaly informed user are mostlikey having a non legit version and won't use it.

      so basicaly you skim the fat and eventualy it will turn to this response:

      NO KNOWLEDGE + LETIT = YES
      NO KNOWLEDGE + NON LEGIT = NO

      KNOWLEDGE + LEGIT = YES [VLK and such for work]
      KNOWLEDGE + NON LEGIT = NO

      with this assumption you can basicly sue all the NON Validated user with a few chance to sue the wrong person. since, windows user base is non technologicaly oriented. the oulier lies in KNIWLEDGE WORKER REBELLING AGAINST WINDOW USING IT AT HOME. but hey they have like 70% of chance of getting the right people.

      And they have the fund to do like the RIAA. so people don't take the poison food. then again, when too much people will get sued, pehaps there is gonna be an opposit effect with ppl switching to Linux.

    13. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Sleepy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If this was RedHat, encouraging people to report GPL violations with the promise of a similar amount of free stuff, would it still be evil?

      Are we really comparing apples to apples?

      Is Redhat a convicted monopolist?
      Does Redhat have a history of serious privacy violations?
      Does Redhat make it difficult to interoperate with competing OS vendors?
      Under Microsoft, do you really "own" your data?

      All they're doing is trying to enforce their licence; or is that not allowed, as "they already have plenty of money"?

      Microsoft licenses do in fact generate serious legal, financial, and IT issues for many groups. They even force you to accept license changes in so-called Service Packs.

      Technically, even installing VNC will void your Windows license. Read the clause about "remote management" in the MS licensing.

      I know this is a rant about licensing, but I don't think you can say "License is irrelevant... what about this license validator"?

    14. Re:Call me paranoid..... by chanda3199 · · Score: 1
      They don't have much interest in going after the average user, because the average user isn't worth the trouble.

      Oh yeah, sure. Tell that to the people being sued by the RIAA.
    15. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      The RIAA is technically doing the same thing; they're going after the distributors, not the "end users." It's just that in their case the distributors tend to be your average person that probably didn't even realize they were doing it.

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    16. Re:Call me paranoid..... by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      Microsoft licenses do in fact generate serious legal, financial, and IT issues for many groups.

      And that's just fine. The GPL generates serious legal, financian, and IT issues as well. And it should generate issues, or it's a toothless and worthless waste of time.

      But I know. Microsoft was found to be a Monopoly by a particularly wrathful judge (which generated a lot of head shaking from others in the court system), so they're pinned down for all of eternity and ordinary rules don't apply to them.

    17. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The GPL generates serious legal, financian, and IT issues as well"

      That's the biggest crock of shit I've heard on slashdot this evening. Your argument is nothing more than a hollow attempt at playing devil's advocate. Give up now before you further humiliate yourself.

    18. Re:Call me paranoid..... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is evil at all. People shouldn't pirate software which is still being sold by the manufacturer. (I have no moral issues with abandonware, although the law has a different point of view). Hell, I hope Micros~1 manages to lock out all pirated copies of Windows, this will result in more people becoming interested in alternatives.

    19. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf should anybody care about an A.C.'s opinion?

      The GPL generates issues. Otherwise the whole world would have only GPL's software, and butterflies would land on all our mousepads and make us smile regularly.

      I mean, get a fucking clue.

    20. Re:Call me paranoid..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf should anybody care about an A.C.'s opinion?
      Blue is the leetest color of all.

  13. Support? Security? Hehe... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From their site:

    Using genuine Microsoft software ensures that you get world-class reliability, security, and support...

    I don't think I need to comment on the reliability and security issue around here. But I have a strange feeling if Microsoft really gave
    "world-class" support, half of Slashdot's readers would be out of jobs. I think they need to come up with a more realistic explanation of why it's worth spending 300 dollars for Windows.

  14. Its a monster bite! by Jafar00 · · Score: 1

    Has anyone noticed the photo for the Microsoft List Builder on the page? That woman must have the biggest set of gnashers ever! I find it kind of scary ;)

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    1. Re:Its a monster bite! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Freaky indeed!

      And the guy says to the Bartender "Oh, heehaw, heehaw, heehalways talks like that"

    2. Re:Its a monster bite! by Peyna · · Score: 1

      About 6-7 years ago the Microsoft home page showed a different picture depending on whether you were using Netscape or Internet Explorer. If you connected with Internet Explorer you had a nice, happy looking lady. If you connected with Netscape, it looked like she might be ready to rip your guts out at a moments notice (and the picture was a lot darker as well).

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    3. Re:Its a monster bite! by bot24 · · Score: 1

      The page is still slightly different depending on what browser you use. I have noticed in the past that the IE version is the one with all of the scripting errors in it.

    4. Re:Its a monster bite! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      okk.

    5. Re:Its a monster bite! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      FUCK YOU DICKEAD.

      GO SUCK COCK.

      FUCK OFF COCK SUCKER

      NIGGER
    6. Re:Its a monster bite! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What woman? I can only see some sort of negro.

    7. Re:Its a monster bite! by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      My subnet has been banned from posting anonymously

      You would know that because . . . ? It's a problem because . . . ?

  15. its well knowm.. by earthstar · · Score: 1
    Ive already said it in previous story and ill say it again.

    MS doesnt really need ur permission to find if your copy is legal or not.it could have alraedy built that into winXP,98,2k.And no one can verify it.

    And whats the point in asking for people to volunteer?ONly those who have legal copies will do so.Those who dont will stay away.So all those who take part will be having valid copies.

    No one sane enough will believe MS when they say they wont do anything to you if ur copy is illegal.The illegal user just doesnt have to use it.

    I believe, the first thing Longhorn does when it is connected to internet will be to check with MS ,whether the copy is legal.Or get caught up when the user hits Microsoft.com

    And they can say dont require your permission for it...Probably screw up the PC if itsnt legal copy.A suit over that will probably lose for it is their product illegally used.

    1. Re:its well knowm.. by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Its quite easy to verify if Windows is "Phoning Home". Its called a nifty packet logger, or even better a firewall.

      The above comment is nothing but the wild speculations typed by, judging by the spelling, a thirteen year old browsing at school.

    2. Re:its well knowm.. by sonictheboom · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, some people pay for their licences but get pirated software.

      The Reg had an amusing story of how some police forces got caught out..

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/19/dealers_ch arged_with_pirate_supply/

    3. Re:its well knowm.. by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Well knows? The very first thing I did when I heard about this program was install XP on a crap old machine to see if Microsoft really could recognise a keygen corporate install.. But by the time I had it up and running (Easy my ass, I can have Debian running in half the time I can install XP even without product activation..) it had already been withdrawn. And frustratingly I have since paved my nice pirate XP to play with other things so I think I won't bother this time around either :(

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    4. Re:its well knowm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      technically not feasible

      I beg to differ. Technically it is feasible. However Women just won't cooperate.

    5. Re:its well knowm.. by cpghost · · Score: 2, Informative

      What are you talking about? Its quite easy to verify if Windows is "Phoning Home". Its called a nifty packet logger, or even better a firewall.

      The difficulty here is to know, what "Home" really is. Do you believe that microsoft.com are the only hidden servers that MS spyware would contact? MS can easily hide their "Phoning Home" as absolutely normal surfing to innocouus servers. You'd have a hard time to dissect the logfiles of your firewll or packet logger to find out!

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    6. Re:its well knowm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod Parent Down, F*cking Illiterate

    7. Re:its well knowm.. by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      There's an option for a downloadable executable (if you can't/won't use ActiveX). Just download it, disconnect, and run.

    8. Re:its well knowm.. by dickrichardv8 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft could be embarassed if it became known that they were harvesting a list of illegal vs. legal lists of installs by surfing computers on the net (even legally) . A voluntary list would look just like a harvested list to any outside observer. I used to burn wood so my parents couldn't smell cigarette smoke on me.

  16. chump [n/t] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is all.

  17. The MS van by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 4, Funny

    C'mon kids, check and see if your windows copy is legitimate. I've got candy...

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    1. Re:The MS van by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Wiggum: Excuse me? Mr. Farmer Man? I promised my son he could tip over his first cow, and I -- [notices sign] tomacco?

      Homer: Yes, it's the latest craze. Try some, won't you? [offers a free sample]

      Wiggum: Go ahead, Ralphie. The stranger is offering you a treat.

    2. Re:The MS van by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the first (and most sane) of those damn ipod sigs :)

      Sera

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    3. Re:The MS van by Lispy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's a good one. ;-)

  18. Feed me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..."without offering anything but piece of mind."

    Piece of who's mind...?

    1. Re:Feed me... by sjwt · · Score: 1

      Lets see, downloading one carpy teeny boper song from p2p can get you hit with a ''request'' fro $10,000.. how much would the averager person think MS woudl hit them up for..

      After all that song is worth $10, and windows is worht what, $200??

      FUD works even better, is someone else is feading it for you.

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  19. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would somebody willingly cooperate with Microsoft?

    Anybody here one of those 800,000 fools that seems to trust MS?

    Because they have such a lengthy record of stabbing customers and especially business partners in the back, I honestly see no reason to trust anything they say.

  20. Pie Rat by xombo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not so much for Joe user with his activation crack. I have a feeling this is more-or-less sniffing out people who use the Corp. Edition that is activation-free and thereby never needs to be registered, etc. and can run Windows Update to begin with (I've not yet found a copy of Home or Pro that can get on Windows Update "safely").

    They may not shut down your copy but you can bet they'll look into the company that bought that strand of registration keys that you just so happen to be piggy-backing on.

    1. Re:Pie Rat by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      Without going into too much detail, theres both a "win update fix" that will alter the cdkey in such a way as to allow windows update to run (but if you let it reboot before changing back, windows wont boot ever again), and also some reg key that will disable the cdkey entirely and thus win update runs. I'm obviously not going to link to the first, and I dont know enough about the second to give more info-- It was an option in some reg frontend that was for tweaking speed and such.

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    2. Re:Pie Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? If you use a Corp version with a key that is not compromised then it will work. I know tons of people running Windows XP SP2 with no problems. It's a big deal for MS to start locking out their corp customers - so corp keys aren't turned off that quickly.

    3. Re:Pie Rat by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Whether or not Windows tries to activate itself is all handled locally.. you don't need to "piggy back" on a legitamate key. They never thought of making a whitelist for the corporate keys, so as long as it appears legitimate, Windows Update will happily serve you. Althought I heard they blacklisted the famous FCKGW key from the Devil'sOwn release. Adding a whitelist for CD Keys is something they're supposed to be doing with Longhaul.

      I'm more interested to learn what would happen if someone with an illegitamte copy of Corporate with a generated key would be detected as genuine or not.

    4. Re:Pie Rat by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1
      I'm more interested to learn what would happen if someone with an illegitamte copy of Corporate with a generated key would be detected as genuine or not.

      Well, I have Windows XPSP2 installed on another boxen sitting here that is using the corporate edition and a VLK. Ran the Photo Story 3 for Windows "offer" and it didn't say anything (installed the ActiveX control, it ran for a second, then skipped ahead to the download instructions for Photo Story 3). So, either it's not reporting if you "passed" or "failed", or the corporate edition with a VLK is enough for it to think you're legit.

      Probably dumb of me to do that, but bleh, I have a legit copy of WinXP but it's still packed in a moving box. It was easier to download an ISO and a keygen than it was to dig out that disc from who knows what box.

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    5. Re:Pie Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "another boxen"

      Retard.

    6. Re:Pie Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found a key on the internet within 5 minutes of searching that works for windows update.

    7. Re:Pie Rat by danila · · Score: 1

      That is silly. They can very easily find out what corporate versions are pirated by downloading a few copies from KaZaA. The Genuine Advantage Program per se can't always differentiate between a corporate version that was legitimately installed on a plethora of machines and a corporate version that was illegitimately installed by some employees, etc.

      They also realise that their corporate client is not really responsible for the leak - it would have happened anyway. They simply want to kill commercial pirates, because when a person is willing to pay 200$ for a Windows copy, he should pay it to Microsoft, not a random pirate guy. This Microsoft's decision is absolutely good, innocent, and white and fluffy in every respect, except that it may potentially lead in the future to stricter measures against non-commercial piracy and legitimate users, but it would be bad manners to criticise MS for something it hasn't done yet.

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    8. Re:Pie Rat by RipTides9x · · Score: 1

      No one must have paid attention to XP SP2 RC2 when it came out because it was blocking certain Corp Keys on Windows Update.
      MS looks at 2 keys on your computer not just 1.
      One being the product code key, the other is the Product ID# located in the System Properties Tab.

      In it you have a string of numbers, the 2nd set was the most important for Corp Key users. When testing RC2 if you didn't have a Corp Key that fell inbetween 640-644 then you couldn't use windows update. End of Story.

      There is a keygen available where you can specify what number to keep that 2nd set between in the PID# when generating a Key for the product. By keeping the numbers around 640 and changing your XP Key by using the instructions on MS's own damn web site, then you could again use Windows Update.

      So yes, MS is very aware of what users are using Corp XP.

  21. nice surprise by ntxb229 · · Score: 0
    From the cnet article:
    "The problem is that there are a large percentage of users that are using nongenuine software," said David Lazar, a director in the Windows Client unit at Microsoft. "A good percentage of those think they are using genuine Windows and are being cheated."

    There is still no "stick," or penalty, for customers whose software is found not to be genuine. That could change, Microsoft said.
    Wouldn't that be a nice surprise to boot up your computer one day only to find a message... "j00 r 0wn3d. Sincerely, Bill."
  22. ehhhhh by Peyna · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While you might have to trust that they're not going to try to hunt you down, it really does seem at this point that they are simply seeking to inform unsuspecting users that they may have received an illegit copy of Windows from a retailer. Most people who are intentionally pirating, aren't going to try to validate it. The focus of this campaign isn't try to catch Joe-Bob that loaned his copy to his sister, it's trying to get consumers who bought a copy of Windows at the corner PC store to go back and demand a legit copy.

    I was going to run it, but it doesn't work under Mozilla. Oh well.

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    1. Re:ehhhhh by penguinbrat · · Score: 1

      it's trying to get consumers who bought a copy of Windows at the corner PC store to go back and demand a legit copy.

      Don't know why, but I doubt this, I would guess it would be more like - M$ demanding that the end consumer give them $300 for a valid copy that they will gladly send them.

  23. Oh cool! by spiralscratch · · Score: 1
    ...Now they are throwing in a bunch of free and discounted stuff...
    Now I can finally get that copy of Microsoft Bob that I've always wanted!
  24. Clearly Broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    (posted as AC to protect my identity)

    I have bought enough Dell's to have windows XP CDs out the ying-yang, but I hate having to go through the activation process each time I format a PC. I own licenses for each computer, all I want is a clean windows installation with no Dell OEM crap. So this is what I did:

    1) Downloaded the Devil's 0wn corp version of windows.
    2) Slipstreamed SP2 into the install CD.
    3) Downloaded a keygen for SP2.
    4) Installed Windows with serial from keygen.

    I just downloaded Microsoft's authentication tool, and it said my copy was valid. I can download updates, their crappy photo software, and everything else. Im sure Microsoft is throwing millions of dollars into R&D to create this elaborate activation and serial number system, and yet their own tool says my obviously pirated copy is valid. Way to go.

    1. Re:Clearly Broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably just trying to verify if it's using one of many well known pirated CD keys.

    2. Re:Clearly Broken by davmoo · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about this myself, since finding key generators and such is so trivial my 70 year old mother could probably do it. Thanks for posting your info.

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    3. Re:Clearly Broken by SimonShine · · Score: 2, Informative
      I have about the same story to tell, though I won't post as anonymous because I think what I do is right.

      I've got a Dell laptop and it shipped with a Windows that I *think* is the one currently installed. I've had two PCs and three M$ OS licenses, my mother has had about twice of both, including a few complete Office suites and before that WordPerfect and Lotus. We've both spent a great deal of money on software made by companies that didn't offer as good availability as P2P for instance allows, and I consider doing what was mentioned in the anonymous parent as simply taking advantage of the accessible media. It's an infringement of my right when not having an inexpensive option for obtaining a CD if I should throw my copy away or scratch it!

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    4. Re:Clearly Broken by Keruo · · Score: 1

      > I have bought enough Dell's to have windows XP CDs out the ying-yang

      So, why didn't you just slipstream one of your many windows XP CD's instead downloading it from the net?
      It would be faster to just copy the original cd than download it, atleast for me.

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    5. Re:Clearly Broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would still have to do activation.

    6. Re:Clearly Broken by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      Having never had a Dell, I can't say for sure - but a lot of PC manufacturers use Restore CDs rather than actual Windows CDs these days (meaning the CD can only be used on a Dell and they can also include all their software on the disc).

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    7. Re:Clearly Broken by anethema · · Score: 1

      While i agree with you..you wouldnt feel so hot if MS slapped you with a huge lawsuit.

      No amount of beeing right would save you the thousands it would cost you regardless.

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    8. Re:Clearly Broken by MattBurke · · Score: 1

      The guy said he couldn't be fussed with activation and didn't want the OEM crap that's installed off these vendor-supplied CDs. Both very valid points for using a devilsown.

    9. Re:Clearly Broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not actually how it usually works.

      Especially with OEM machines (like from Dell). Those are special licenses of Windows. They can only be used on that machine and often have very different restrictions than the full version.

      Complain to the OEM's. Tell them you don't want Windows, or that you want the full version with your purchase if they're going to force it on you.

    10. Re:Clearly Broken by DatAsian · · Score: 1

      If you bought a Dell machine with a Windows XP Home or Pro CD, use their darn discs. It's already pre-activated and pre-keyed so you're fine. Most of the Dell WinXP CDs now are slipstreamed with SP2 anyways... if not, just pop the CD in, install it, then grab SP2

    11. Re:Clearly Broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, why didn't you just slipstream one of your many windows XP CD's instead downloading it from the net?
      It would be faster to just copy the original cd than download it, atleast for me.


      Because companies like Sony and Dell no longer include OEM install media. Thy give you a set of CDs with an "image" on it. Don't think you can slip stream those.

      My last Sony didn't even give you a single CD. Once you get your PC you should make a CD plus a DVD and pray it works when needed. It has a partition on the disk for recovery, and I suspect the utilities just compress and copy it.

      I would like to get a clean install on this system but don't have the mdia to do it right.

      I have already decided the next PC comes with OEM media or no sale.

    12. Re:Clearly Broken by atlantis191 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. I don't like OEM CD's as I think they are full of junk. I do happen to have another OEM CD that is non-vender specific. I install XP using those CD's and when they want a serial number, I give them whatever Dell or Sony or whoever gave me. Its worked every time. Yeah it might cost you $100 bucks extra, but at least you'll be using legit software without the hassle of OEM junk or the risk of running a pirated version.

    13. Re:Clearly Broken by menscher · · Score: 1
      It's already pre-activated and pre-keyed so you're fine.

      This really freaked me out when reinstalling a Dell laptop (hard drive failed). I kept waiting for it to ask for the key, and it never did. Made me wonder whether I'd somehow gotten a magic install CD that could be used to pirate XP.

      Oh, and just a rant about Dell: if I experience a hardware failure while under warranty, why do I have to spend the 3-4 hours reinstalling windoze? Can't they send me a pre-installed disk? Sheesh! (I know there are licensing issues, but they could send one that asked for the key on first boot.)

    14. Re:Clearly Broken by kcb93x · · Score: 1

      What's the title on that OEM CD? I've heard of disks that work with any key, regardless of type (OEM, Retail, etc) as long as it's the same version (Home, Professional)

      I've also heard that System Builders get these CDs - Yet I haven't been able to find out how to get one as of yet.

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    15. Re:Clearly Broken by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "I do happen to have another OEM CD that is non-vender specific."

      Does that OEM CD say "only valid with the purchase of a new PC?"

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    16. Re:Clearly Broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing is my 81 year old mother did send me a link to one... Why she was looking for one, I have no idea.

    17. Re:Clearly Broken by skiman1979 · · Score: 1
      My brother-in-law has a Dell desktop PC (I forget which model). When he got it, it came complete with all the extra Dell OEM crap software, media players, "free stuff", etc. etc. The PC came with the restore CDs, as the parent poster mentioned, but all the extra software was on a separate CD. When I reinstalled his system, I booted off the main CD, XP Setup partitioned and formatted the hard drive, and installed XP Home (no other software). I had to use additional CDs to install various drivers (video, sound, etc) but I didn't bother to use the additional CDs that have the worthless OEM software.

      I'm not sure if all Dell systems are this way, but at least with this one, it was certainly easy to reinstall the system without the extra *fluff*.

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  25. ermm I'm not getting something here... by Tracer_Bullet82 · · Score: 1

    This is voluntary right?

    Why would the "pirates" then volunteer for it?

    Won't they get 100% "genuine" participation?

    As for the "in the dark" "pirates", I'd wager the number is quite small, errm why bother?

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    1. Re:ermm I'm not getting something here... by redJag · · Score: 1

      I've sort of wondered that as well, but maybe they're doing this more to pat their "honest" customers on the back. There's so many reasons to pirate Windows, maybe they just want to create a reason not to (not that their validation is perfect, by any means).

    2. Re:ermm I'm not getting something here... by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 1
      This program is not for the l33t kiddies on IRC with the corporate edition. Rather, it's for more mainstream customers - like people who bought a whitebox computer from a less-than-honest retailer. While I haven't run the tool, I'd bet almost anything that if it detects a pirated copy, it tells you to call the Microsoft piracy hotline and inform them where you got your copy of Windows.

      After all, the legal costs are probably about the same to go after a pirate no matter what their offense is. It's good business sense for MS to go after big pirate operations and shut down people who are churning out and selling thousands of copies of Windows to willing customers; spending thousands on a case to shut down one kid with a cracked copy of Windows probably wouldn't be worth the cost. The target of this operation is almost certainly shops selling counterfeit copies of Windows; it probably wouldn't be worth the cost or privacy issues to go after everyone with a warez copy of Windows.

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  26. Result of the poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Overall outcome: 100% of the responses were from legit copies of Windows.

    Conclusion: Piracy doesn't exist for Windows.

    Hey, if BSA can do statistics, so can we.

  27. Re:Support? Security? Hehe... by gnuman99 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think they need to come up with a more realistic explanation of why it's worth spending 300 dollars for Windows.

    To help pay the wages for the new MS campus in India??
    /me ducks

  28. Please... Go ahead and check... by ajservo · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let me just get adjusted here...

    (zip)

    (Drops pants/drawers, bends over)

    Go ahead. Tell me... IS it genuine?

    Now, where's my free software?

    1. Re:Please... Go ahead and check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aha! You are using a wig! I knew your hair would be a fake.

  29. Sadly.... by DLR · · Score: 0
    ...people have stolen so much of Microsoft, and other company's. software that it has come down to this. And whether or not you think the current IP laws are just the fact remains that it is the law and if you are running software that you haven't paid what the author is requesting then you have stolen it.

    I'm not worried about my copy of XP being "pirated" since I got it at the Microsoft company store, but to see Joe User taken in by this invasive policy from yet another megacorp who thinks they have some right to a chunck of my paycheck they haven't earned just makes my hackles rise.

    I've been a Gnome and Enlightenment fan for a while, but I hear that KDE is ready for prime time. Guess I'll take a look at it. I sure hope Linux for the desktop can start making some inroads into Microsoft's market share so Joe User can keep his current hardware and have a choice in OS, rather than wait for his next big purchase to go get a Mac.

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  30. Free stuff? by ATAMAH · · Score: 1

    As i could see there are only two items being offered that are free. The rest is ... just a clever(?) way to sell more stuff and generate more profit... Just another marketing ploy.

  31. Re:Support? Security? Hehe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    get world-class reliability, security, and support...

    No, they mean that Windows is about as reliable, secure and supportive as the world at large is today. ;-)

  32. I know a person who verified his Linux... by amokrun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    His Slackware turned out to be a legitimate copy of Windows. Figure that. The number could very well consist of page loadings or such, instead of actual verifications. Some people actually tried it out for fun. I guess I should give it a try from few OSes as well.

  33. I happen to know a little about this program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Posted anonymously to protect my job.

    Microsoft isn't going after the end users with this program. They honestly don't care whether you personally bought and paid for Windows, because face it, no one goes to Best Buy and plunks down $100 - $300 for an operating system. The goal of this program is to show the value to users of having a genuine copy of Windows. Create "mindshare" if you will, that genuine Windows has greater value than your borrowed/downloaded/pirated copy. This will hopefully, in turn, encourage users to demand genuine Windows when they buy a PC. Again, face it, when people buy a new PC, they buy Windows. Most never upgrade after that. By creating users who ask for genuine Windows when they buy a PC, Microsoft can indirectly assert pressure on small OEM's and System Builders, where the largest amount of counterfeit Windows is sold to unsuspecting users. Even Microsoft realizes it's unfair to punish users who honestly believe their copy of Windows is legit.

    You'll notice that those who fail validation are asked to provide (largely generic) information regarding their PC and their purchase. They get a 'courtesy key' in most cases that allows them access to the content (creating the image of a kinder, more benevolent Microsoft). It also goes straight into a reporting database where Microsoft can track trends like which resellers are selling large amounts of counterfeit copies of Windows.

    Regardless of your software ideals, stealing software is wrong, and it's certainly within Microsoft's rights to restrict premium content to genuinely licensed copies of Windows. Validation isn't locking any genuinely licensed users out of any content; in fact, a large percentage of those people with counterfeit licenses will still be able to access downloads. Microsoft has also committed to allowing all counterfeit licenses to access critical security updates via Automatic Updates, probably so they don't get lambasted in the press for "denying users security fixes."

    I'll try to answer any further questions that get posted as a reply to this post.

    1. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when you say "posting anonymously to protect my job" does that mean you work for a shady retail pirate?

      Well, think about it. Who knows intimate details of the goals and focus of a brand new Microsoft program? Clerks at Bob's Bargain Backyard PC's are probably not on the list of those with access to this sort of information.

    2. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't happen to know if the program takes a few non-volunteered bits of info from the OS? Like, logs IP, login name, that manner of thing...as I'm not a windows user, I'm not quite sure exactly how much they could find out, but I'm sure there's something....

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    3. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Who knows intimate details of the goals and focus of a brand new Microsoft program?

      Anyone who bothered to RTFAs posted above?

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      What?
    4. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      IP address of the system would not be very useful. Plenty of PC's are on home or corporate LAN's - Microsoft DB's would fill up with tons of 10.x.x.x and 192.168.x.x addresses. It would be much easier to collect the IP of the system from the server side as it's making the connection to the web page.

      That said, they're not collecting it - it's not useful to Microsoft, because, as explained above, Microsoft doesn't care about you, the end user. Login name, registered to name, registered to company are all not collected for the same reason (and the fact that they have a published privacy statement indicating they're not collecting 'Personally Identifiable Information'). Items that are collected are BIOS identifier string, and CRC of BIOS. The idea is to start pinning down OEM's and System Builders. Combine BIOS information with the information users volunteer about location and name of store the PC was purchased at and you have a good starting point for hunting down the shady resellers.

    5. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Ambush · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It also goes straight into a reporting database where Microsoft can track trends like which resellers are selling large amounts of counterfeit copies of Windows.

      So what's to stop people (who know they have illegitimate copies of Windows) from colluding and falsely reporting innocent vendors?

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    6. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It also goes straight into a reporting database where Microsoft can track trends like which resellers are selling large amounts of counterfeit copies of Windows.

      Sounds like a great opportunity for a joe-job of a b&m computer store.

      1) Get a list of known warez registration keys
      2) Get a utility that lets you reset your XP registration key
      3) Get a DSL or dial-up account which gives you a new IP every time your reconnect.
      4) Find a key on the list of warez keys that will fail the test, then set your installed XP to that bogus one, dial-in for new IP and run the test.
      5) When it fails, fill out report form indicating local BestBuy or whatever victim you prefer.
      6) Rinse, repeat until local BestBuy is raided by the SPA/MPAA/RIAA/DHS/DHL/UPS.

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    7. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or even more deviously - owner of a computer store that is losing money does the same, but for his own store. When jackbooted MS thugs raid store, make sure there is plenty of opportunity for them to "go too far" and then be sure to catch it on video tape.

      Then take Microsoft to court for false accusations, interfering with your business, etc.

    8. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a great opportunity for a joe-job of a b&m computer store.

      The nature of the information collected would make a stunt like this patently obvious, and I'm not sure there's anyone motivated to pursue this scheme enough for Microsoft to take notice. Users who blow the whistle on dishonest computer shops are just one piece of evidence in building a case. Certainly Microsoft would be smart enough to do some further research (secret shopper, examine purchase records, survey users who voluntarily register with Microsoft, etc.) before conducting a black helicopter raid.

    9. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by mgv · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Validation isn't locking any genuinely licensed users out of any content

      Perhaps not, but it was product activation that pushed me away from windows. I have legit copies of windows from 95 to xp. Once the activation stuff started, I started to look at linux. The hassle of having to reactivate my hardware when I changed things really bugged me. I know that someone is going to post how this isn't really a problem, you can change lots of hardware before failing activation, etc. From my perspective, it was the end of the road for microsoft. I don't ever want to be dependent on having to phone up anyone in the middle of the night (once was enough) and get asked stupid questions in order to prove I had a real copy, and get logged on a M$ database.

      I vowed not to do it again, and I didn't. Initially I never installed a copy of windows, etc, until I had acquired a cracked copy first (I still bought the legit licence), but I also started to look around. I now use linux and mac's but I'm not ever going down an activation type pathway ever again.

      So whose problem is this? Well, actually, not mine. Its microsoft's problem, because they aren't getting any more money out of me, and I've gotten a few people interested in mac's as well.

      So no, I didn't get locked out of microsoft software. But even moving part way that way was too much for me.

      My 2c worth

      Michael

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    10. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Cyclops · · Score: 1
      Regardless of your software ideals, stealing software is wrong, and it's certainly within Microsoft's rights to restrict premium content to genuinely licensed copies of Windows.
      I'm confused. How do you steal software? Do you throw your hands around the bits, remove them from Microsoft and hold them tight and hidden into your pockets or a safe?

      Or are you simply making an unauthorized copy?? Regardless of your software ideals, you don't steal software unless you actually remove all copies from the copyright owner and everyone's licensed copy.

      You're making a copyright infringement, not theft. Sometimes I think those guys at BSA/RIAA/MPAA should go back to English 101 or just buy a dictionary.

      Or are they try trying to fool you into thinking of wrong english that doesn't semantically parse by saying you "steal" immaterial goods?

      Nah... they would never go so low... oh wait....
    11. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by moonbender · · Score: 1

      The industry lobby's definition of stealing does "semantically parse", it's just different from yours. There's no easy way to determine which is the right definition, because the mere definition of what's right is argued about, not to mention the empirical data necessary to decide the matter once you've agreed on one definition.
      The fact is that languages change all the time, and while the original meaning of stealing was very much focused on removing physical property, present and future definitions might very well include copyright infringement at least as secondary or tertiary meanings. (The actual meaning of words is, of course, another hotly debated topic and is usually extremely hard to put your finger on - e.g. stealing has dozens of common figurative meanings.)

      The point I argued recently here on Slashdot is that whether or not the typical semantics associated with stealing include copyright violation or not is fairly irrelevant; the fact is that apart from linguistics, copyright violation is not the same thing as removal of physical property, it might be very similar in many regards or it might not, but it cleary is not totally equal. In fact, the question how equal it is is typically the whole point of the discussions on that topic. And since those two things are the central ideas discussed, it makes a lot of sense to keep them apart linguistically to avoid misunderstandings - much as you would refer to both cars and bicycles as vehicles in a discussion of the merits of one vs the other.

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    12. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      "The hassle of having to reactivate my hardware when I changed things really bugged me."

      It's three mouse clicks, or, if you change your hardware *a lot*, it's a two-minute call to Microsoft.

      You have to change at least 3 of the ten things that Windows monitors to need to reactivate. HDDs, CPUs, and NICs generally count. GPUs, PCI add-on cards, USB devices, optical drives, and most other things don't.

      "get asked stupid questions in order to prove I had a real copy"

      They ask three questions. I know because I've gone through the procedure many times:

      1: Is this the first time you've activated Windows (say no)
      2: May I ask why you are reactivating Windows (say a virus)
      3: How many computers is this copy of Windows installed on (say one)

      They then give you your activation key.

      Hold times are short, they're open 24/7, and their call center has some of the best fake-texan accents I've heard.

    13. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      ...it was product activation that pushed me away from windows

      What he said. I'm running a registered copy of W2K Pro even though I had the option of XP Pro two years ago. The concept of activation (hardware checking) was just too annoying as I knew I'd be swapping video cards.

      My next computer will be dual-boot with Linux as the default OS for web stuff and email.

    14. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by kcb93x · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I don't like.

      But, I'm probably going to end up calling in today, as I'm reinstalling all THREE of my computers (All legitimate licensing, to boot)

      Just reinstalled one a few short weeks ago, so Office 2003 is sitting there with a recent activation...I'm now about to reactivate it twice more today.

      It gets real damn annoying to deal with, and as a result, is why I won't be buying *any* more Microsoft software. Sure, for clients and customers I will, if that's what they want. XP is the last Microsoft OS I see myself EVER using, as Longhorn has waaay too many potentials.

      Look at XP SP2 for example. Uncomfirmed, but a friend of mine installed it (for about 3 hours - then promtly wiped the machine) and wrote a little program to look at what files the OS opened and manipulated. He watched in horror as Windows silently modified ALL the files with a .mp3 extension as well as ALL files with source-code extensions.

      Hence, I will *NOT* be installing Service Pack 2.

      In fact, I'm now dual booting my laptop, Windows 2000 Professional (primary) and Windows XP Professional (enough so the college'll leave me alone - stupid requirements)

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    15. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by kcb93x · · Score: 1

      In another response to your post, linked here, I talk about Service Pack 2 for XP. Any chance you can confirm or deny this, or anything related? I refuse to use an OS that silently tags my files for later indexing. My theory is that it's hashing the files, or at least taking the information from them (name, any extras, like an MP3 ID tag for example) and marking them for later talking with a MS server somwheres to index or do something else with said information.

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    16. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at XP SP2 for example. Uncomfirmed, but a friend of mine installed it (for about 3 hours - then promtly wiped the machine) and wrote a little program to look at what files the OS opened and manipulated. He watched in horror as Windows silently modified ALL the files with a .mp3 extension as well as ALL files with source-code extensions.

      Never heard of this. How come there's no uproar about it?
      I am not saying your friend lied, but if your friend's software works correctly, then he should have gotten other people to verify his finding. There are plenty blogs and forums to post on and get him to post his software too (and the source code). If he is right and his software stands up to scrutiny, this is a very good weapon against Microsoft. People hate to be spied on, even on legit stuff, and what you said is worse than being spied on, it's digital graffitti.

    17. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      The goal of this program is to show the value to users of having a genuine copy of Windows. Create "mindshare" if you will, that genuine Windows has greater value than your borrowed/downloaded/pirated copy. This will hopefully, in turn, encourage users to demand genuine Windows when they buy a PC

      I'm having a hard time getting my mind around this.

      Isn't the "Windows Tax" still in place?

      I can't think of the last time I saw a newish computer that didn't have some a Windows XP Certificate of Authenticity sticker right on the case. (Which, by the way, is great if you need a Product Key, just go down to Best Buy and jot down the ones off the bottom of the laptops.)

      I think I see what this is about, though. Microsoft can't really 100% reliably determine if you're running a legit copy or a pirated copy. They can't punish the pirates since they'll punish their legit customers. (I seem to recall some controversy about denying access to Windows Update to pirates, which they eventually had to back off on.)

      So they are going the other route, try to offer a bonus to their legit customers. Which, of course, the pirates can take advantage of as well. (And wouldn't pirates just steal Holiday Fun Story, assuming they wanted it in the first place, which they dont?)

      For what it's worth, I just ran the Validator, and it couldn't determine if my copy was valid. Which is pretty funny. The Validator is only for XP, it's trivial to determine that my OS is Windows 2000, so the Validator should really be sending me to the ad for how much better my life would be if I upgrade to XP.

    18. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      >Validation isn't locking any genuinely licensed >users out of any content;

      Yes it is. I've paid for several MS products in the past that I couldn't use because I routinely reformat my hard drive and they wouldn't validate after a number of re-installs.

      I know you can call MS up and get some kind of workaround, but I'm not going to let them track me.

      They claim they don't take personally identifiying information, but I got one of their phone reps to admit that they routinely tracked their calls. This was 4 years ago, but I still use MS as little as possible because of the amount of software they've stolen from me.

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    19. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't that be 2 kinds of people for your sig?...

    20. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Cyclops · · Score: 1
      The industry lobby's definition of stealing does "semantically parse", it's just different from yours. It only semantically parses if you intentionally want it to. Otherwise, you've just fallen into their lies. You're eating poison without questioning.
    21. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by moonbender · · Score: 1

      I'm not eating poison, I'm ignoring it. They can call it murder for all I care. I mean, it's an issue - but only as long as you're not aware of it. Of course I never use the term stealing to refer to copyright violation, expecially not when talking to non-geeks who might not be aware of the difference. But again, in the future, stealing as a broad term might well include copyright violation. What you, or I, or for that matter the copyright-profiteering industry thinks about it is fairly irrelevant.

      Also for future reference, please explain to me what you mean by "semantically parse". I'm studying linguistics and I've never seen it in that context. It really doesn't make a lot of sense, unless it's just an important-sounding synonym of "make sense". :P

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    22. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by mgv · · Score: 1

      It's three mouse clicks, or, if you change your hardware *a lot*, it's a two-minute call to Microsoft.

      Well, I change my hardware alot. Perhaps you dont. I was hit with this stuff 4 years ago first (and last) time.

      The fact that you have never done anything require reactivation doesn't mean that others don't. Look outside your own box for a second.

      1: Is this the first time you've activated Windows (say no)
      2: May I ask why you are reactivating Windows (say a virus)
      3: How many computers is this copy of Windows installed on (say one)


      Well, maybe that is what you get asked. I got asked my address, and alot of other information that I refused to give. Maybe its different in the US.

      Also, it means that I am dependent on microsoft giving out the activation code. Which the might not if MS decides to force an upgrade on me.

      For example, if in 20 years, I want to run this operating system in a virtual box (because I like my retro games, or whatever), and microsoft no longer does windows (for whatever reason), do I have orphaned software? Will microsoft release the activation code generators when it end of life's windows 2000? I think not - then never have for anything else that they have dropped support for.

      Its the principle of the matter that bugs me, plus the hassle factor.

      Michael

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    23. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by macromegas · · Score: 1

      Pass the sources, if I can reproduce that Ill sue their asses sore. And Im not about damages...

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    24. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      because face it, no one goes to Best Buy and plunks down $100 - $300 for an operating system.


      I've gone to Fry's and paid SuSE, Mandrake, and Red Hat $60 - $150 for operating systems.


      Sure, noone thinks Windows is worth that much, buf for a real OS it's a good deal.


      (yes, I know how to download .isos and burn them - I buy the distros occasionally to support the vendors.)

    25. Re:I happen to know a little about this program... by Cyclops · · Score: 1
      It really doesn't make a lot of sense, unless it's just an important-sounding synonym of "make sense". :P

      That's it.
  34. Re:You don't understand by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This isn't aimed at those who know they aren't legit. This is targeted to those who purchase a PC from some 3rd rate shop and want to check that the cd they were given is authentic.

  35. And the first thing.. by Tracer_Bullet82 · · Score: 1

    our beloved hackers will do, is stopping(cracking) the OS, from ever contacting MS.

    With a nice, big warning from them.

    In a way, I do feel sorry for MS, as powerful they are, the "guerillas" aren't chump/chumpettes either.

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  36. Why would a pirate check this? by DLR · · Score: 1

    I've seen several comments wondering why a person who knows they have a pirated copy do this. This isn't for the "casual pirate". This is for people who saw a deal on the Web and got XP Pro for $50 and installed it. They'll "phone in" and Microsoft will tell them their copy is pirated, then ask where they got it. Voila! Pirate shop busted. That is what this is all about.

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  37. I know some of you would suggest otherwise... by oldosadmin · · Score: 1

    but there ARE some people out there still running FCKGW-* keys who are completely clueless as to the legality.

    I worked for a computer store, and we had at least 4 scenarios in 6 months where one of our customer bought Office/Windows XP off ebay, then we try to upgrade to SP1 to fix a problem and ... wait ... FCKGW-*. I imagine it's a common scenario, and most of these people WILL drop the $100 for a legal copy upon finding out they got screwed.

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  38. Err... by cuteseal · · Score: 0

    ...ok, if I have a pirated version, I'll do it to get FREE STUFF. Yes! I will get my ass thrown in jail for FREE STUFF. Yes! Please!

  39. piece of mind by targo · · Score: 0, Troll
  40. my response to ms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck you!!!

    aren't you rich enough off corporate compliance???

    you gave 53B away to your corporate drones...

    I have an idea, let's go after the little guy...

  41. The "corporate" activation scheme is coming by IronChefMorimoto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone mentioned that this might be a way of hunting down errant, illegal copies of non-product activation corporate editions of MS Windows products. I would take that a step further and venture to say that this will be the next step in "product" activation. Instead of requiring the hassle of the product activation phone call/activation code entry for corporate clients, they will, instead, find ways to monitor corporate clients for errant product IDs floating around outside the bounds of a corporate purchasers' license terms.

    I would suspect that Microsoft could easily come up with some way to monitor an individual corporate license being used during product updates. Maybe they keep a head count of how many licensed copies are out there under a particular company's account. When 2041 licenses are detected for a corporate account of only 1000 licenses, Microsoft will skip going after the pirates and basically take the issue to the company in terms of fines and/or a nice big Microsoft bill.

    Could they do it with IPs? Make each company register a domain and/or IP range for corporate clients? Probably not, given that corporate clients could be working mobilely and the prospect of spoofing. But perhaps they could account for that and start issuing a set # of desktop licenses (that don't move) and a set # of laptop/mobile licenses that can move off the network. A little harder to say "you gave out more product IDs/licenses than allowed," but still a means of tracking licenses outside a set number of mobile clients. There would most likely be a threshold of, say, 20% more than the license limit before the company got called on it.

    I could see this as Microsoft's wakeup call to its corporate customers. Control your licenses, or you will be charged/fined accordingly. It might hurt business for Microsoft and cause some changeover to other systems, but for the most part, businesses are going to have to do business with software that meets their needs. And as long as Microsoft is the dominant player in the corporate world for desktop computing, businesses will have to make the effort to meet their licensing demands.

    IronChefMorimoto

    1. Re:The "corporate" activation scheme is coming by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      When a paid-for corporate license number gets leaked to the Internet and used to manufacture rip-off CDs, they could trace the original company and try to sue it.
      However, it will probably be very hard to get a company to pay for something like this, and then still have more corporate customers closing this deal.
      What company wants to get liable for a leak like this, which will be impossible to trace to an indvidual, and for which it will be impossible to hold someone responsible?

      In the end it will be cheaper to buy single licenses for which there is no liability, and to setup your scheme to move away from Microsoft software.

      Hunting down the illegal copies is going to raise the Windows TCO, something Microsoft will not want to do as it is their key comparison point against competition.

    2. Re:The "corporate" activation scheme is coming by Cee · · Score: 1

      But perhaps they could account for that and start issuing a set # of desktop licenses (that don't move) and a set # of laptop/mobile licenses that can move off the network.

      So how would they know if a desktop license would move from the network? As you said, they can't check IP ranges, because this won't allow you to change ISP without notifying MS. And then MS has to deal with private networking IPs (RFC 1918).

      And can't just a pirate use a mobile license key instead?

    3. Re:The "corporate" activation scheme is coming by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      Control your licenses, or you will be charged/fined accordingly.

      So what is Microsoft's internal corporate license key?

    4. Re:The "corporate" activation scheme is coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank God there are better choices now than what Microsoft offers. People not wanting to put up with their poor stuff can switch and be better off for it. It's great when a 'de-facto' standard becomes a 'has been' as is the case now.

    5. Re:The "corporate" activation scheme is coming by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      I would suspect that Microsoft could easily come up with some way to monitor an individual corporate license being used during product updates. Maybe they keep a head count of how many licensed copies are out there under a particular company's account. When 2041 licenses are detected for a corporate account of only 1000 licenses, Microsoft will skip going after the pirates and basically take the issue to the company in terms of fines and/or a nice big Microsoft bill.

      The only problem with this logic is that most corporations don't install every machine in their company individually. Most of them (and a large percentage of computer labs in education) are set up with an imaging system. The sysadmin sets up one machine with the software needed on all the machines, and then runs NortonGhost or similar to propegate the image out to all the machines. Since the company purchased licenses for all the computers, Microsoft has no problem with this. When updates are available, the sysadmins apply the updates to the master image to test full compatibility with the company's programs, and then re-images all the machines. Microsoft Update is only contacted once during this process... not once for each machine. So unless Microsoft wants to roll out their own image/license management program-which actually wouldn't be too bad of an idea--licensing the corporate versions of Windows is rightfully based on the honesty of the licensees. Just like every other piece of corporate software.

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  42. peace of mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone has been listening to too much iron maiden

  43. Are they trying to buy a community? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think its funny that any *NIX os has millions of people around the globe all working for FREE! But outside their organization does anyone help them at all?

    They can't even care about actual legitimacy it would just cost them numbers.

  44. Which world? by MacFury · · Score: 1
    No, they mean that Windows is about as reliable, secure and supportive as the world at large is today. ;-)

    Do you mean the real world or the world inside of Bush's fantasy bubble? :-)

    1. Re:Which world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that you bring it up, I suspect the fantasy bubble world. You know the one, with the big glowing green bubbles that smell like a cross between a newly opened can of pepsi, and a beer fart. The bright pink smoke comes out of them when you pop them, but if you approach them like your going to gulp them down (with your mouth wide open) then you can contact Microsoft technical support directly. As you are talking to Microsoft support, more bubbles congregate around you and start singing chant-like (and if you keep talking to Microsoft too long, the bubbles become bright red and instead of popping, they explode with a loud boom). The blue smoke they give off smells like fish. --That world.

  45. My SuSE and Solaris 10 are both legit, but OK. by infonography · · Score: 1

    If they are offering free copies that are *nix compatible I am all for it.

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  46. Sign me up...NOT! by demon_2k · · Score: 0

    Yes, as if. If it's anonymous then how can you receive your "free"/"dicounted" software?

    And even if it was legit...My business is my business. I don't like people looking over my shoulder.

  47. The cost of product activation by Mike+deVice · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, this really makes me wonder.

    The whole point of making users "activate" a new installation of Windows is to discourage the use or distribution of pirated copies. It didn't really work. The honest people stayed honest, but were inconvenienced. And the pirates kept pirating.

    I might guess that activation is probably something of an inconvenience to MS as well. It didn't work as well as they had hoped, and in fact they had to keep track of illegitimate or "leaked" product keys in addition to the good ones. And it still hasn't stopped piracy.

    So now MS is throwing "carrots" out to people in an effort to weed out illegal copies of Windows. They haven't said just what they're going to do with the data they've collected, or how they'll expect users to deal with it. More work for them, and potential pain for those that thought they had purchased legal copies of Windows, but didn't.

    I don't know if I have a point... but this all just looks bad to me, and does seem to make product activation more and more of a hassle for everybody all around. It just seems to escalate, and I wonder if this is a case of diminishing returns. Maybe it gives MS some benefit (perhaps the marketing people get good data out of it somehow), but discouraging piracy doesn't seem to be one of them, from what I can see.

    sigh

    1. Re:The cost of product activation by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      The whole point of making users "activate" a new installation of Windows is to discourage the use or distribution of pirated copies. It didn't really work. The honest people stayed honest, but were inconvenienced. And the pirates kept pirating.

      I don't believe it was ever designed to be a very effect means of combating the majority of piracy. It's better suited to combating casual piracy.

      Let's say for example you bought a New PC. But you also have this old PC as well. So you decide since you already *bought* XP there would be no harm in putting it on your old computer that's presently running 95/98/ME. Given the low cost of new PCs, it's not really worth it to spend $100 on an upgrade version of XP esp on machines made pre 2000.

      The licensing program did a very good job preventing casual piracy. Whether or not these quasi-legit people actually decided to buy another copy of windows is not known to me. It's very possible that Microsoft spent more money employing a staff to answer license related questions then they could possibly make selling disks at $100/pop.

      I don't know if I have a point

      I'll make the point painfully clear. Microsoft created a program of license verification that punishes the legit users by attempting to weed out the quasi-legit users, where blatant piracy is the only means to by-pass the red tape and have a working product.

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    2. Re:The cost of product activation by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      The honest people stayed honest, but were inconvenienced.

      Inconvenienced how? I own a copy of XP Pro, and activation required clicking a couple of buttons and going online; the entire process took maybe 30 seconds. I also had to reactivate it once, after I'd swapped around a little too much hardware. Again, go online, click a couple of buttons, done.

      Perhaps if you don't have an internet connection and have to register by 'phone or even by post then it could be a bit more of a hassle, but I think that for the vast majority of PC users today there's no inconvenience involved at all.

    3. Re:The cost of product activation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously had an install of XP go off without a hitch.

      If you had to install say 3 or 4 times over a period of a month (and all the requisite updates, patches, and service packs); it is just another step when you are already a little steamed that the install didn't work the first time (or the second time. Or the third time).

      Not to mention getting "re-install XP" as the catchall phrase from support when some hardware isn't working right.

      As it is, I've probably spent more on tech support phone calls than on the software. Bugging me to prove I'm not a thief on top of is just adding insult to injury.

      If I can be inconvenienced to prove my copy is legit, could they not be inconvenienced to have an OS that just works? I mean, I have paid $150; what are they giving me?

  48. Scary.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I guess this is somewhat of a prime example as to how security fails when it comes to the end user..

    To have M$ estimate, hope rather, that 20,000 unforunate, uneducated users would sign up for this bogus crap.. then actually find out that 800,000 people have decided to give this a try, is a sad sad thing to see..

    The problem is, people are unaware/uneducated about potential security threats. Thanks to M$ devious and sly marketing tactics though, the word FREE captures almost any saps attention..

    So yes, we can blame the users for being idiots and having M$ spy on them. It's kind of hypocritical though how M$, Symantec, Dell and so forth always urge users to protect their computers from any sort of security threats or any harmful 3rd party software, spyware, malicious sites, etc.. yet they themselves are spying on their own customers.

    Sure Dell, thanks for putting matcli/MotiveAssistant on my computer. I appreciate your concern for having some program constantly run in the background to which you claim is solely there for the purpose for when the user has any sort of technical issues and a rep (probably from India, but that's another story :-P) could log in and assist the user, but why not give any sort of warning yourselves. There's always the possibility that one asshole may go berzerk and abuse the software they have been provided to basically hijack ones system.

    In short, if we're going to try to make this crazy thing we call the Internet "secure", let's not abuse that power and assume that YOU are justified to install a program that gives a remote user access to ones system. Here's a simple solution. When you're helping them out, have them run the program and terminate it at the completion of the session.

    Sheesh.. sorry for the rant :-P

    1. Re:Scary.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because some people are too retarded to understand "Start -> Programs -> H4x0rz on teh mi PC", regardless of how nicely you put it, how much time you take to explain what to do, and how absolutely frustrated you get.

  49. Greater reliability? by Nermal6693 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Genuine Microsoft software offers you greater reliability

    Does it? A pirated copy of Windows still has exactly the same code as a genuine one. How can MS say that genuine software is more reliable?

    1. Re:Greater reliability? by m1chael · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because the CD has a hologram. Holograms make Windows more reliable. You are so stupid.

      --
      I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
    2. Re:Greater reliability? by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Original Windows is pressed, while priated copies are burned. Every child knows that a pressed CD's lifetime is between 10 and 100 years; a burned CD would last between 5 and 15 years. Ergo, genuine Windows is more reliable!

      Oh, of course, the current CPUs won't exist anymore in 10+ years except in museums... ;-)

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    3. Re:Greater reliability? by mccalli · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A pirated copy of Windows still has exactly the same code as a genuine one.

      For the moment. How can MS say that genuine software is more reliable?

      By denying known pirated keys access to future updates.

      Personally, I'm all in favour of an anti-piracy drive. In this day an age, when you get get a decent OS for free, there really is no excuse for pirating Windows anymore. Cost doesn't come into it - perfectly serviceable alternatives exist and can legally be had for the cost of a CD-R.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    4. Re:Greater reliability? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Does it? A pirated copy of Windows still has exactly the same code as a genuine one. How can MS say that genuine software is more reliable?

      What is the lifespan of a home burned disk? What is the life span of a pressed disk?

      However, if your CDs end up on the floor and you run your chair over them it doesn't make much of a diffrence either way.

      --
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    5. Re:Greater reliability? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Can you guarentee the integrity of every single file on that burned cd of WinXPPro? Can you trust every sets of hands its been through to get to you? Tell me now that there isnt a deeply buried trojan in there. With the Genuine CD I can say with 99% reliability and trust it, with a burned CD, I cant really give an answer. Theres no way for me to check.

    6. Re:Greater reliability? by SorcererX · · Score: 1

      you can make a md5sum of the original CD and then do a md5sum of the "copy", and if the two match, it's the same cd with no trojans or viruses.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    7. Re:Greater reliability? by value_added · · Score: 1

      "Can you guarentee the integrity of every single file on that burned cd of WinXPPro?"

      Sure. Just use the PAR files to check the RAR archives you downloaded. To check your burn, run md5sum. And to ensure CD longevity, throw in few PARs onto the CD.

      In all seriousness, I've paid for all my copies of Windows, but for home use where you have multiple systems and don't want to dick around, nothing beats taking advantage of someone's slipstreamed copy. Except maybe someone's 8-in-1 slipstreamed copy.

      As for the "hidden trojan" concerns, consider the "alligator in the sewer" urban myth. Someone somewhere may have once seen one, but if there were really alligators in the sewers, everyone would know. Kind of like OSS -- everyone keeps everyone else honest. The safeguards are extras.

      HTH

    8. Re:Greater reliability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it appears that kept properly, pressed CDs degrade quicker than pthalocyanine dye. But it's vitally important you keep them out of sunlight, and do not damage the top.

  50. Can you get Bob? by carcosa30 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are they giving away Microsoft Bob along with those "Hot new holiday visualizations for Media Player?"

    I have a better idea.

    How about I don't run Windows at all. Ever.

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  51. what are their "gifts" worth? by flechette_indigo · · Score: 1

    ...given that software is free?

  52. Thank you for your post. by Tracer_Bullet82 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Read my post further up, i was wondering the real motivation for this.

    Regardless of your software ideals, stealing software is wrong

    hHere in my country, a 'developing" nation I'd wager the piracy rate(for MS) is at 70-80%. Roll back 5 years ago,, it'd be near 100%.

    Piracy has actually helped MS entrech its position. Nowadays, the instances of non MS OS or office(in the office) software is still near 0%.. All "pirates" who uses MS in the past(i.e Univ) is now working, and they wouldn't be interested in learning about new "tools"

    I'd wager MS would not view 'stealing' that led them to a dominant position is wrong.

    IMHO all developing or poor nation starts with 100% piracy rate, as they gradually become more prosperous the rate will go down. The softwares most pirated will benefit the most from this growth.

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    1. Re:Thank you for your post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Here in my country, a 'developing" nation I'd wager the piracy rate(for MS) is at 70-80%.

      You didn't tell us what your country is. I'd be interested in knowing.

      I'd wager MS would not view 'stealing' that led them to a dominant position is wrong.

      You're missing a key fact. Microsoft is not a government, and they're not concerned with the morality of the public. Their concern is extracting the greatest amount of profit out of the public (ultimately, this is the goal of every company; Microsoft just happens to be wildly successful at it). Microsoft realizes that developing countries typically have high piracy rates; you'll also notice that you haven't seen very many news articles of Microsoft goons breaking down doors and carting off Windows pirates. Microsoft uses the force of law when it's profitable for them to do so (BSA software audits at large corporations). In other cases, crippled software at a lower price point helps keep users paying SOMETHING to Microsoft rather than moving to a free alternative (witness Windows XP Starter Edition, available soon in countries like Russia, Thailand, and Malaysia).

    2. Re:Thank you for your post. by mgv · · Score: 1

      In other cases, crippled software at a lower price point helps keep users paying SOMETHING to Microsoft rather than moving to a free alternative (witness Windows XP Starter Edition, available soon in countries like Russia, Thailand, and Malaysia).

      I don't suppose that microsoft cares that they don't supply this version of the OS to first world countries. I think in Australia its probably legal to import it.

      The issues here being two fold:

      1) Running only 1-3 applications is very limiting normally (the crippleware on Starter Edition does this) but would be fine for people who run windows stuff in an emulator(virtual PC on apple, vmware for linux) or under wine. If your native OS is linux, you probably don't need to run 50 apps in windows, just one or two that do something that you are having trouble doing in linux.

      2) Effectively, by saying that the starter edition cannot be available in certain countries, they are exerting a fairly monopolistic approach to price fixing.

      I don't mind seeing them selling legit software to the third world cheaply. I do mind that they refuse to sell it also in the first world as a tactic to reduce your choices and force you to purchase a more expensive verion in the first world.

      This sort of opportunistic price fixing borders on illegal in many countries.

      Michael

      --
      There is no cryptographic solution to the problem where the intended receiver and the attacker are the same entity.
    3. Re:Thank you for your post. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "I'd wager MS would not view 'stealing' that led them to a dominant position is wrong."

      It's not relevant what MS's view is. And, frankly, it's not relevant what yours is. Theft is theft.

      We have a very tired old excuse used here in the U.S. that a poor person is driven to steal.

      I would like to point out that each and every time that drivel is used, it demeans the poor person who works their way into success. Why did they do it?

      Because it is the right thing.

    4. Re:Thank you for your post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Theft is theft."

      Nice black and white view of the world. Why don't you refrain from posting until you can broaden your mind and think for yourself instead of towing the party line, ok?

  53. Just used it by Nailer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm running a pirate copy of Windows XP SP2 on my scratch partition. I'm a Fedora guy that's interested in distros and operating systems, and have XP installed on my scratch partition right now. I used a pirate copy for the install as the one I was forced to purchase from Dell will destroy my main OS partition on my hard disk.

    Interesting facts:
    1. It works in Firefox. If the ActiveX control doesn't download, they give you a .hta you run instead (pity there's no XUL version, but hey...).
    2. They don't show the results.

    Contrary to what another poster said, Windows Update seems to work fine with a pirate copy of XP, at least this one.

    1. Re:Just used it by bot24 · · Score: 1

      While that may work, you could go more legally by signing up for some PC magazines(my free subscription to "Dr. Dobbs" that I got from Linux World gets these) and then MS will send you lots of 180 day trials, and probably less than 180 days apart if you sign up for more than one magazine. You will need to reinstall every 180 days, but isn't that normal if you want your software to run correctly?

    2. Re:Just used it by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      Nope, reinstalling every 180 days is only normal if you don't know how to take care of your installation and computer.

      My Windows box is as speedy as it was the first day it was installed.

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  54. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    hmm.

    i'm sure the brilliant minds at microsoft have devised/gleemed all sorts of angles on how this information might help them.

    somehow, i doubt 3rd rate shops even rank in the top 10.

  55. Hell no... by Vash_066 · · Score: 1

    The only thing they can give me is a complete refund of the time I've wasted downloading patches and what not to fix their crappy code.

  56. Re:THE SLEEPING PRINCESS IS ALIVE!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok

  57. Re:You don't understand by dubbreak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    exactly. However much MS would like to run down every joe schmoe with a pirated copy of windows (3.11 through 2003 server) they are more likely to be going after companies that sell computers with non-legit copies of winXP.

    I wonder how many stores are selling computers with xp corp. and generated keys just so they can undercut the competition or make an extra buck?

    As for the free software.. no one was going to buy it anyhow, so why not give it out as a perk? I think my parents might be getting some legitimate crappy photo software this week, for free.

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    "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
  58. In their interests by mr_snarf · · Score: 2

    Is it in M$'s own interests to allow people to pirate windows? afaik, they make most of their money selling windows to companies.

    If heaps of home-users pirate microsoft products, and become accustomed to them, this will encourage companies to use microsoft products.

    Can someone more knowledgable on this matter explain why this is/isn't the case? (And yes, I can see the parallels with the music industry, but this is about microsoft, not them)

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    1. Re:In their interests by mcleodnine · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, I'm not more knowlegable, but like many on /. I too have an opinion ;)

      Early adoption of Dos/Windows by 'casual' pirates is why Microsoft penetrated the market so quickly. (Tipping point again!)

      Microsoft made HUGE leaps in market share by using "educational discounts" and having ineffective copy protection (for retail/business/edu versions). This merely accelerated the adoption process.

      Bulletproof copy protection at a crucial time, like, say Windows 3.1/3.11 would have forced people to shell out hard cash for an OS, and would have allowed room for real market competition from the likes of OS/2, or the Apple hardware/OS bundle (granted, the Apple setup had its own lock-in woes). Instead, they played the crack dealer ("First one's on the house,kid") and reap the benefits of users' unwillingness to change to something new, and presented Industry with a workforce more conversant in the Microsoft Way. Eventually, people want the next version/office suite so bad, they're willing to pay for it.

      It was a win/win for MS, and the consumers who are getting boned today are only doing so because, well, it's a habit.

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  59. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok..!

  60. Brraainnnssss.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is Microsoft selling pieces of mind? Don't they know you can't sell brain tissue to the general public? I mean...I know Windows sells to a lot of corporate zombies, but I'm pretty sure that's just a figure of speech. Windows wouldn't be selling brains just to placate the unholy brain-lust of it's undead market...would it?

    I'm scared now. Somebody hold me.

  61. I use an illegal copy of windows xp BECAUSE of ms by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    Due to a hard drive failure and a couple times of general xp wonkiness, i've re-installed my legitimate copy of xp enough times that I couldn't activate my latest install unless I called them on the phone.

    Nope, not gonna happen.

    So I broke out my 8-in-1 CD a friend burned for me and installed a corporate license of xp.

    Nice job, ms.

  62. The way I see it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have 'replaced' OEM restore disc versions of Windows with full versions. I'd guess that everyone here knows why, but I'll say it.

    Sometimes, you have to reinstall. With an OEM disc, it is usually a 'format, image, oops forgot a file/driver/document? oh well.

    Frankly, the BS versions that are distributed with PCs are crap. My wife and I got a new Compaq awhile back that came with a OEM Windows disk that didn't have the correct drivers. I called and sat on hold.

    Finally I said fuck it, and installed the PIRATED FULL VERSION.

    Didn't have a problem after that.

    The MS verifying deal is great! More hoops for people to jump through. More excuses to just 'check and see'.

    When I install Windows (on my own machines), I do not update it at all. I lock it down with just the apps I need, zonealarm, spybot, firebird, and use webmail.

    Works fine, and is more stable than the ones I have to update at work.

    Last year, I bought a mac, and it is the best computer decision I've made.

    Posted anonymously, because I'm fucking Bill Gates godawful wife.

  63. OK, let them do it by bersl2 · · Score: 2

    The fewer who "pirate," the more who will actually realize their disgruntlement with Microsoft and Windows, the more who will manage this in a constructive way (such as switching to Linux, etc...).

  64. Girl included? by dillee1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The asian gal near the title is part of the offer right?
    I am gonna give this survey a ride.

  65. Malaysia. by Tracer_Bullet82 · · Score: 1

    I was not alluding MS is interested in public morality.

    However:Piracy---->Dominant Position--->profit.

    The government recently intensifies the effort for open source,hence XP starter pack.And I have to disagree, the crippled XP will not have any significant buyers.

    The pirates will still use pirated XP, the price point for MS XP is acceptable for "genuine" users and small business would use originals(BSA and all).

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  66. Re:wee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I once burned 50 XP Pro CD's, generated them unique corporate version serial numbers, took the cd's in my coat to Best Buy and dropped them all over the floor right where they sell software! Beat that, grandma! Boo-yah!

  67. Firefox in the FAQ? by MachDelta · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Whoa, check it out... Firefox is in the FAQ. In bold no less! Here's the quote:
    Q. Will the validation process work with non-Microsoft Web browsers?

    A. Yes, you can complete the validation process using a non-Microsoft Web browser. Mozilla Firefox users: although the instructions for the validation tool executable file say to open or run the file from its current location, Firefox will not present you with either of those options. Instead, save the file to your PC and then double-click on the file to run it.
    Im not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing that Microsoft is starting to officially recognize and acknowledge its competition.
    Interesting either way though.
    1. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Gilesx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft are recognising the competition here because it potentially earns them revenue by selling a quantity of legit versions of XP. I don't think they would be quite so forthcoming with Firefox support for a service they don't stand to directly gain from - for example, I don't see windows update support through Firefox happening any time soon.

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      Sunday you're Thinking Different, Monday you're a huge tool, paying too much and waiting to think like everyone else.
    2. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by geg81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is definitely a good thing, however, is that Firefox will not run the file from its current location...

    3. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Tei · · Score: 1

      Here is more
      , use the ninja google powers :D

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    4. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by anethema · · Score: 1

      Can you explain your reasoning behind that ?

      If someone is going to run a file anyways..it just gets ran by double clicking it in the download manager or whatever.

      If you 'run it from its current location' it still gets downloaded, just to a temp folder and then ran.

      Your virus scanner will check it out the same either way, its gettung run if the scanner lets it either way..

      Basically..wtf is the difference? I personally hate that you cant open exes like you can any other file 'from its current location'

      What is the security that this is fixing?

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    5. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      What is the security that this is fixing?

      PEBKAC: Problem exists between keyboard and chair
      More specifically, when you make it easier for users to run untrusted executable content, it is a security risk.
      Why do you think there is a time delay on XPI installs? It's not to make it harder to use, it's to discourage users from clicking yes to everything, and potentially introducing malware.

    6. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      If they're going to run it, they're going to run it whether it take two clicks or five.

    7. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Im not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing that Microsoft is starting to officially recognize and acknowledge its competition.

      As of at least version 1.0, the various ASP.NET controls all produce HTML that works in Netscape/Mozilla as well as IE. Some of them (such as tree-structured menus) are nicer in IE, using more dynamic elements, but they all work in every browser I've tried them in.

      Microsoft, like any company, would much rather you use their products, but like any company, they're not going to alienate potential customers unnecessarily.

    8. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by geg81 · · Score: 1

      If someone is going to run a file anyways..it just gets ran by double clicking it in the download manager or whatever.

      It takes a significant amount of attention and effort to download an executable to run it under Firefox. That's a good thing because it means that people don't do it accidentally. Even people who know exactly what they are doing accidentally click on the wrong link sometimes and may reflexively acknowledge the dialog box.

      More importantly, there are lots of people who don't know what that means or how to do it at all, and it's a particularly good thing that those people can't run executables simply by clicking on a link.

      Your virus scanner will check it out the same either way, its gettung run if the scanner lets it either way.

      Virus scanners only catch viruses, not spyware or other malicious code. And you are assuming that people are actually using working, up-to-date virus scanners, which they probably aren't.

      I personally hate that you cant open exes like you can any other file 'from its current location'

      It's easy to set up Firefox so that you can just run executables from their current location. If you don't know how to, you, too, probably have no business enabling that feature either.

    9. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's easy to set up Firefox so that you can just run executables from their current location. If you don't know how to, you, too, probably have no business enabling that feature either."

      Would it really hurt that badly to put your elitist attitude to one side and *tell* people how to enable that feature, almighty all-knowing one?

      I know perfectly well whether or not to trust an executable from a certain source. This doesn't mean I automatically know how to turn off that particular security feature, nor does anyone in the forums I searched.

      And people wonder why users are afraid of the open source community - if it's to succeed, some of the people within it really need to grow out of this kind of attitude.

    10. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

      "And people wonder why users are afraid of the open source community - if it's to succeed, some of the people within it really need to grow out of this kind of attitude."

      Microsoft has created a lot of bad habbits that people cling to like vice. Open source is not trying to replicate those bad habbits in order to make it convenient for all the MS crack heads to switch. One of the fundamental tennents of the OS community is RTFM. Not to be mean or elitist it's just that the purpose of the OS community does not necessarily include being a help desk for people who are to lazy or ignorant to look through the documentation, search the web or generaly try to be self sufficiant users of technology.

      As it happens I don't know how to enable that feature either, and I'm not going to go looking for it. Maybe, since you do want it enabled you could go do a little research yourself and get back to us.

      Kind Regards

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    11. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it really hurt that badly to put your elitist attitude to one side and *tell* people how to enable that feature, almighty all-knowing one?

      Yes, it would. It's not a question of "elitism", I just don't want Firefox to get a reputation for being as unsafe as Internet Explorer, and it will get that reputation if people put the same misfeatures into FireFox.

      I actually hope that people will be able to prevent running downloadable executables even more thoroughly in future versions of Firefox. The only reason you can set it up so that it does something so unsafe right now is because preventing it would have been harder.

      And people wonder why users are afraid of the open source community

      You should be :-)

      if it's to succeed, some of the people within it really need to grow out of this kind of attitude.

      You are assuming that "success" means attracting as many users as possible. That may be Microsoft's goal (well, as many paying users as possible), but it is not the goal of open source. Open source needs as many contributing, responsible users as possible.

    12. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To a large extent I agree (in my opinion there shouldn't be much need to RTFM unless you want to tweak, but that's a usability argument) As it happens I don't want to turn it on that badly (I use a Mac most of the time anyway, which uses the nicer idea of asking for your password before installing anything outside your home directory) but wanted to find the answer for the original poster. Why?

      * I believe in part of open-source as sharing knowledge (not just code) and making it as easily accessible as possible. The more users you assist, even indirectly, the more people there will be using your program, reporting bugs, offering assistance in return, donating etc...

      * The spirit of helping fellow users out so that they might pass that kindness on and make the OSS community seem much nicer

      * OSS is about choice, or so everyone always yells whenever there's a discussion about it on here. With the appropriate warnings in place, I believe the user should be able to make his/her own decisions rather than being crippled "for their own protection"

      Certainly it's unreasonable to expect you or anyone else to go searching on behalf of the person in need, but if you already know the answer like the grandparent did I find it pretty rude to deliberately hold back the information, brag about it and insult the other person's intelligence, all of which he managed to do.

      I can understand wanting to make people a little more proactive in helping themselves, but insulting them and telling them they're too stupid to deserve an answer just isn't the correct way to go about it IMO. That's just childish.

    13. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yes, it would. It's not a question of "elitism", I just don't want Firefox to get a reputation for being as unsafe as Internet Explorer, and it will get that reputation if people put the same misfeatures into FireFox."

      Nobody's suggesting that these are made the defaults or even made easy to set (which is the problem with IE) simply that with the appropriate warnings in place ("Do not enable this unless you're extremely careful about what you download") it should at least be *possible* perhaps through about:config to turn something like that on. Don't tell users that they're too stupid to be allowed access to something... they don't like that.

      "You are assuming that "success" means attracting as many users as possible. That may be Microsoft's goal (well, as many paying users as possible), but it is not the goal of open source. Open source needs as many contributing, responsible users as possible."

      Says who? That's your opinion (and what else is it if it isn't elitism?). Here's mine: If you want a private project that only people who contribute to or fit your exact criteria of knowledge are allowed to use, then make a private project. If you make or use an OSS project that's freely available, then expect the public to use it and be ready to take responsibility for your creations. To me, success does mean attracting as many users as possible. And preferably knocking Microsoft out in the process. Some of those users can be educated into becoming contributors, and it doesn't have to be code they're contributing either.

    14. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      Without developing a "Windows Update Firefox Extension" I don't think they'd be able to...

    15. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by anethema · · Score: 1

      They way i have it setup is have FF download all files to a directory immediatly without me giving it a location
      then i immediatly double clikc the top link in the manager

      This is as close to IE's behavior that i could get.

      Just did a lot of googling but still couldnt find how to do it..the way ive got it setup is the closest i could get.

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    16. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Why? I definitely don't run a virus scan or disassembly on the code when I download it: I put it in a temporary directory (often the Desktop), execute it, and delete it. Whis is exactly what "Run from current location" does, except automatically.

    17. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to argue against you to strongle because ultimatly the cooperation you are suggesting should be the norm. However, you need to understand that people who "know" get bombarded with questions and requests from lazy self rightious idiots all the time. It can get very tiring, not that I would know first hand though ;-).

      Anyway, the original posters point was that the "feature" was better left set to off. Who knows, they may be doing you a favor, maybe their real smart. The poster did take the time to mention that there indeed is a feature in FireFox, so if it means that much to you, seek and ye shall find. That information alone is worth quite a bit.

      Kind Regards

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    18. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't tell users that they're too stupid to be allowed access to something... they don't like that.

      Well, that's tough. We don't let first year medical students perform brain surgery or prescribe drugs, even for themselves. Sometimes people need to be protected from themselves. By the time you figure out how to do what you want to do, you'll hopefully understand why it's a bad idea.

      Says who? That's your opinion (and what else is it if it isn't elitism?).

      It's not an "opinion", it's reality. Open source exists only because people create it.

      Some of those users can be educated into becoming contributors, and it doesn't have to be code they're contributing either.

      And telling you to go figure out something for yourself is one of the best ways of educating you, rather than just giving you a solution.

    19. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Not to be mean or elitist it's just that the purpose of the OS community does not necessarily include being a help desk for people who are to lazy or ignorant to look through the documentation, search the web or generaly try to be self sufficiant users of technology.

      Then what should be said is "I don't know how to do that, here's the link to the documentation". Instead, the grand-parent said "If you don't know how to change it, you're too stupid to use the software". This is the attitude that needs adjusting in people who regard themselves as OS evangelists. One of these responses acknolowdges your own ignorance, but is helpful, the other maintains your sense of superiority, but provides absolutely no information whatsoever. While the people pushing OS treat newbies like scum, then nobody is going to become a newbie. And if you get no newbies, you get no mature users either. And, as an aside, "RTFM" does not count as a helpful comment, particularly if people do not understand the acronym, do not know where the manual is located, or, as is often the case with OS, don't know which "manual" is meant. Also, people often feel offended when sworn at, even in the form of an acronym.

      As it happens I don't know how to enable that feature either

      Well, if you agree with what the grand-parent said, you should stop using it. If you don't know how to change every option of a piece of software, then you have no business using that software, despite the fact that the user documentation for that software makes no mention of that feature.

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    20. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think it's a matter of necessity.


      Since the CERT advisory, many departments don't permit running IE.

    21. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

      "This is the attitude that needs adjusting in people who regard themselves as OS evangelists."

      The attitude that needs adjusting is peoples unwillingness to learn and be self sefficiant. OSS is not about gratis software as much as it is about having access to the underlying machanics so that you can experiment and learn. If you want "supported" software then go use commercial proprietary software. Their support is just fantastic.

      Finding out what RTFM means is probobly the easiest thing any one could do and is a great first step in understanding what OS is all about. It's right out in the open, no secret richuals or handshakes needed.

      "Well, if you agree with what the grand-parent said, you should stop using it."

      I don't use it, as I said. If I wanted to use it I would find it and turn it on. One of the things that people don't seem to understand about being independently resourcesful is that there are ancilary benefits that come along with it. This is one of the lessons of RTFM. As the parent poster said, if you really want that feature, it does exist, go find it. If you were to actually go looking, you would find, I'm sure, dozens of additional things that FireFox does that you would not have otherwise known about. It's the fruits of curiosity and self sufficients. If, after looking yourself you really can't find the feature then post back and say something like:

      "I looked all through the prefs and couldn't find any settings that looked like they were correct. I tried searching the web to no avail. The docs that come with FireFox don't mention this either. I'm using FirFox 9.3 downloaded from Mozilla.org on Mandrake 10.0. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks."

      You need to show people that you care, or why should they?

      Kind Regards

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    22. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then what should be said is "I don't know how to do that, here's the link to the documentation"

      You still don't get it: it's not a button you press, nor is it documented. If you know how web browsers work, you can configure Firefox to do this.

      If you don't know how to change it, you're too stupid to use the software

      No, that's not what it said.

      This is the attitude that needs adjusting in people who regard themselves as OS evangelists.

      Well, I don't regard myself as an "evangelist". You have certain bizarre wishes for software features, open source developers are not willing to fulfill them, you apparently can't implement them yourself, and therefore the only logical choice you have left is to pay someone like Microsoft. And that's what I suggest you do.

    23. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      "I looked all through the prefs and couldn't find any settings that looked like they were correct. I tried searching the web to no avail. The docs that come with FireFox don't mention this either. I'm using FirFox 9.3 downloaded from Mozilla.org on Mandrake 10.0. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks."

      That quote isn't from me, so I don't know what relevence it has.

      The attitude that needs adjusting is peoples unwillingness to learn and be self sefficiant. OSS is not about gratis software as much as it is about having access to the underlying machanics so that you can experiment and learn. If you want "supported" software then go use commercial proprietary software. Their support is just fantastic.

      I agree, people should learn how to be independant an self-sufficient when it comes to understanding the software they use. That wasn't the point I was making. What turns me off a lot of OS software is the fact that when I enter a supposed "help" forum, I get called a newbie and sworn at. ("go read the fucking manual"). It's that attitude that is the problem - don't want to help, fine, you don't have to. But don't expect people to adopt your fine software if all you do is sneer at their ignorance and swear at them whenever they have a question.

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    24. Re:Firefox in the FAQ? by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

      The quote you were confused about was my own. I was saying, if you want help, say something like this "...". I didn't mean that you said it, it was just confusing because I was using the " to quote you as well as a general quoting mechanism. My head hurts.

      Anyway, if you are consistantly getting rude remarks from the "OS community" I would be very surprise. I find people generaly quite helpful. There do seem to be a lot of self styled help forums that don't seem to ever help anyone. Dunno. Better luck in the future I guess.

      Kind Regards

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  68. Three Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm so tickled to think that Bill is interested in the computer system I own. Instead of hogging internet resources by downloading his software, I thought a more efficient encoding would be text. That is to wit:
    $ uname -a
    Linux whiterabbit 2.6.5-mm6 #6 Mon Nov 5 01:02:42 AKST 2001 i686 AMD Athlon(tm) Processor AuthenticAMD GNU/Linux
    Second, I think that if Apple was doing something similar, it would be better. Or at least perceived as such by its fans. *cough*

    Last, "they hoped for more" is crap. They *expected* a ton more, and this line is spin. Less than 10% adoption rate by your own customer base is pathetic.

    Just my US$0.02 and I could be wrong.

  69. Re:I use an illegal copy of windows xp BECAUSE of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too dumb to wait and see if the install worked before entering in the key?

    That is what I am reading.

  70. Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mega Bite might be more appropriate :o

  71. Anyhow, back to the sneeches by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

    I had an idea for a fun virus a while back. This one doesn't do any harm at all. The only thing it does is run a keygen for a while, and replace the current windows key with the first valid key it manages to generate before uninstalling itself as neatly and cleanly as possible. Most Windows users would never even notice..

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  72. I Buy by CaptainZapp · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now they are throwing in a bunch of free and discounted stuff including Photo Story 3 and the Holiday Fun Pack to try to get more volunteers.

    Since I am an extremely savvy and smart customer I shall certainly enroll in this program.

    Just imagine how nice the Holiday Fun Pack will look at my recently purchased time share appartment in Cabo San Lucas.

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  73. Evil? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How is it evil to want to find people selling illegally copied software as legit? Look, if I pay for something, I expect it to be legit, as in I expect it to be what I wanted, made by the company, not stolen, etc. If I go and and buy something from a store, I expect that it's not stolen good. Likewise, if I buy software, I expect it's a legit copy, not an illegal one.

    Look, you can argue that people should be allowed to make copies of software you have and distribute them. That is a defensible alternate view of copyright. However to sell software as legit when it's not, that's just fraud. We are talking about bussinesses lying to consumers to make extra money.

    1. Re:Evil? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "Look, you can argue that people should be allowed to make copies of software you have and distribute them. That is a defensible alternate view of copyright."

      Uh, no. That is not a defensible "alternate view" of copyright. It is not for your personal, archival use. Try again.

    2. Re:Evil? by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1

      How is it evil to want to find people selling illegally copied software as legit?

      What if the person checking their Windows is employed at a company who happens to have one unscrupulous sysadmin who pirated Windows repeatedly...then the BSA or whomever comes through and shuts his/her nice steady job down via their extortion racket. It tends to put that Holiday Fun Pack into perspective.

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    3. Re:Evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, I love the way you use the word look. It's so authorative, matter-of-fact and down-to-earth. Look it's just something I wanted to tell you, ok? Thanks.

    4. Re:Evil? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      What, like my school, in which about 75% of the computers have genuine FCKGW Windows XP Corporate?

      Granted, these FCKGW copies got licensed after the fact, but they still started out pirated...

    5. Re:Evil? by Sunnan · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand, we're talking about a defensible view of what copyright should be, not "an alternate interpretation of current copyright law".

    6. Re:Evil? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      If you go into a store and buy a rolex for $50.00 you have no right to expect that it's a legit rolex.

      If you go into a store and buy windows for $15.00 or get it free then it's the same thing.

      So when somebody gives you shit about how they can sell you windows for $35.00 if you also buy a pen that the same as saying "this rolex fell off the truck"

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  74. Re:You don't understand (sig) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Gigabyte pronunciation is dependent on your version of English

  75. Peace of Mind! by hokeyru · · Score: 1

    goddammit, why can't you /. people spell?

  76. +24 Informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohhhhhhhhh yeah!

  77. Intentional typo! by cpghost · · Score: 2, Funny

    That was intentional! MS is offering a PIECE of (their) mind to users. Users are expected to insert it into their own minds; thus lobotomizing themselves.

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  78. Re:Support? Security? Hehe... by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 1

    you mean pay for the wages of the ENTIRE india campus? $300 should cover it for a good month or so...

  79. Ya but turn on active Z and get a more secure OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried it like 1000 times ! Of course on the company computer. Turn on Active X ? WTF ?

    Needless to say it failed like 1000 times.

    Warez without Active HoleZ is more secure.

  80. Pirates are shooting themselves in their foot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you pirate Windows, you're helping Microsoft dominate the desktop market.

    If you need software, you should purchase it. To support proprietary solutions with their domination, will only come back to haunt us. This is stupid and egoistical short-term thinking.

    1. Re:Pirates are shooting themselves in their foot by scottj · · Score: 1
      If you pirate Windows, you're helping Microsoft dominate the desktop market.
      If you buy windows, you are helping Microsoft dominate the desktop market (amongst others). Please stop giving them their money. If you need software, download a good linux distro. Or buy a Mac. There are many other alternatives to buying Microsoft software.

      But then again, for us Americans, Microsoft, being highly profitable, does do a bit to help out our economy. It's sort of a paradox.
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  81. Re:I use an illegal copy of windows xp BECAUSE of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scared to talk to someone over the phone? I activated XP too many times and had to call. They asked if I had XP installed on more than one computer. I said no and they gave me the activation key. I've since had to activate several more times, but haven't had to call back in yet.

  82. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By pirating Windows, you're supporting Microsoft domination on the desktop.

    Justify your actions all you like, but in the end you're just helping Bill Gates while he's laughing all the way to the bank.

  83. uh! by earthstar · · Score: 1
    judging age by spelling errors?great! [As if no one make typos]

    Probably,Not even FBI would have known such things.

    1. Re:uh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typos? TYPOS? Christ on a cracker, you call what you did to that abortion of a post "TYPOS"?!

      Maybe we can't determine your real, physical age. But we can probably determine your mental age. Physically, you're probably 35 and balding. Mentally, you're about 15, angsty, and 2 kewl 4 skewl, so you're gonna shove it to the man when you post from Citone!

      Here's $5. Go buy Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing.

  84. Typo'd! by teknokracy · · Score: 1

    Yes, all Microsoft wants is a "Piece" of everyone's mind! The great cerebellum will be completed soon!

  85. will they check the discounted software? by sowdog81 · · Score: 1

    1.Check for pirated software 2.Offer cheaper software 3.Go to 1 4.Profit! Damn my programming is bad.

  86. Sure, why not? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    I paid for my copy of Windows, as in ordered it and paid cash, not as in got it with my PC. If it isn't legit, then I've been ripped off at least as much as they have, and I'd really like to know, so I can take appropriate action against the people I bought it from (warn them they have counterfeit software, stop doing business with them, whatever).

    How about if they promise it's anonymous?

    Honestly, why would I care either way? They already have my name, address, email address, etc from when I ordered some trial CDs and downloaded some trial software. So far, the only thing I've had from them that I haven't specifically requested is a trial copy of a new version of one of the apps I trialled. Apart from that, nothing - no news letters, no surveys, no "you might also like this tenuously related software", nothing.

    You people really have to stop being so paranoid. MS may be big enough to do to its competitors what most businesses can only dream of doing, but they treat their customers pretty well in my experience.

    1. Re:Sure, why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but they treat their customers pretty well in my experience.

      Careful, you just posted that on slashdot. Some people may have an orgasm (or an aneurism) posting their two page rebuttal of why you are a horrible, no good, miscreant, and the clear reason that we invaded Iraq.

  87. how does it work? by earthstar · · Score: 1
    I have doubt with regard to keygen.[ i have tried them].

    Doesnt a software have a particular key assigned to it?[the one that was given legally by the manfr ]

    Wouldnt the manufacturer made the software such that it wouldnt accepr any other ket except the one assigned?

    Like,how is it that ,a software key can accept more than one key? [ the ones generated by keygen]

    Or the way it works is on the lines of crack?

    1. Re:how does it work? by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      Errrr, so, you think that somehow each and every CD pressed by Microsoft has some unique identifier *encoded in the software* so that it will only accept one specific key?

      Here's a hint - no.

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    2. Re:how does it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct.

    3. Re:how does it work? by Tim+C · · Score: 5, Informative

      If by that you mean "doesn't a particular copy of the software only accept a particular key", then no, that's not generally how it works. That would require that every single copy of the software that was shipped was different, which would hugely increase duplication costs (as you now can't just press them all based on a single master).

      They way it works is that there's an algorithm that accepts an input string and checks some property of it - eg number of letters and numbers, add up the numbers and check their total (possibly modulo some other number), etc. Essentially, there is an algorithm that takes a string and says "yes, this is a valid key" or "no, that's garbage". That means that you can use any (valid) key with any copy of the software. It also means, if you can work out the algorithm, that you can *generate* valid keys. For example, if you know that the key has to be "letter letter letter number number number" then you know that AAA111, AAA112, AAA113, etc will all work, whether they've been issued by the software manufacturer or not.

      I think the XP key checker is a little more sophistacted than that - I *think* that Home and Pro use different types of key, for example, and that the corporate site licence versions (which don't require product activation) use a third type of key. There may also be differences between full retail and OEM keys. (That's ok though, as Pro and Home are already different, and so require different duplication runs anyway, so there's no extra cost. OEM and full retail CDs are also different, at least as far as the writing on the CD goes.) That said though, at worst any retail XP Pro key will work with any retail XP Pro copy, and so on.

    4. Re:how does it work? by Bad_Feeling · · Score: 1

      I would just add that another way to defeat these algorathims is to just type in random stuff for the serial, and IME after the 10th try it manages to pass and the software continues.

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    5. Re:how does it work? by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I've seen (US) Windows 2000 ISOs that take a slight modification of a French W2K CD key, and barf all over regular US keys.

      Now, as for XP, the OEM CDs rarely have the same content as the retail CDs, unless your PC manufacturer is a whiteboxer. Notice on many newer computers the icon right below Run in the start menu? Dell puts "Dell Solution Center", I've seen Averatec puts something there, and I'm sure others do too. This is something on the CD. I know, because in a pinch, I had to grab a Dell WinXP Pro CD for an HP, and it worked, but showed the Dell Solution Center in the start menu. (Reminds me, I need to crack that copy still - it's never going to touch the Internet)

    6. Re:how does it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking this one step further, I've seen office install discs that depending on the key that you use it launches as a different product - update or full install. This was true of office 97 and I believe 2000 but I dont know about the newer versions.

    7. Re:how does it work? by LO0G · · Score: 1

      My suspicion is that just like credit card numbers, some of the bits in the key are a checksum to validate the rest of the key.

      Similarly, there is probably another set of regional data in the key.

    8. Re:how does it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that the product type and version is encoded in the key. An XP Home key won't (or shouldn't) work in XP Pro, and a key for a French version of Windows won't work in the US version. The OEM is also encoded in OEM keys, so Microsoft can just look at your key and tell if you purchased your computer from Dell, or Compaq, or any other manufacturer who sells OEM versions of Windows. Corporate keys have the identify of the company encoded in the key. And of course, as someone already mentioned, there is a checksum involved to make sure your key is valid. It used to be simple, something like the middle ten digits had to add up to 0 mod 9, but I'm sure it's more complicated now. Of course, we also used to be able to use 112-1111111 for most Microsoft software; ah, those were the days!

    9. Re:how does it work? by yasth · · Score: 1

      Actually the code to do that is pretty open. It is more a matter of scripting installation than any core modifications. (Which makes a lot of sense when you think about it, if you have core modifications you have to patch them seperatly, which would be a nightmare.) And even most decent whiteboxers will use scripting, they just might not have something so pretty, but it is standard practice to change the homepage, and drop a few shortcuts on the desktop.

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    10. Re:how does it work? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Well, the whiteboxers I've seen...

      However, the one my parents own is made by Krazy Kenny's Custom Computer Warehouse. They're known for being a little on the sleazy side. I didn't realize they were so sleazy as to use PC Chips shit.

      Anyway, the software/manual package was a small bag with the following:

      A shrinkwrapped WinXP Home OEM manual with CD on the back
      A PowerDVD XP CD
      A driver CD for the mobo
      A mobo manual that didn't REALLY match the mobo all that well
      A ThizLinux-rebranded OpenOffice CD (not installed) - from the copyrights, it seemed to me to be based on OO.o 1.0.2

    11. Re:how does it work? by earthstar · · Score: 1
      "doesn't a particular copy of the software only accept a particular key"
      Well I did mean that a particular copy will have a particular key.But I didnt mean every copy would have a unique key.what i meant was , while Many copies have a same key,why a copy would accept different keys.

      Anyway,your answer was helpful.Thanks.

      oN side lines,why wouldnt it be possible to check if every character of the 16 char serial be checked to match with the corresponding set(real)key?Isnt that simple?

      Is it not better than just checking the sum of the characters?

  88. Windows ME by ZhuLien · · Score: 3, Funny

    out of curiosity after reading slashdot, I thought I'd give it a go:

    "Unfortunately we are unable to automatically validate your Windows installation. It appears that you are using an operating system that is not currently supported by the Windows Genuine Advantage validation process. We hope that you'll return later to retry the validation process so that you may enjoy the full benefits of genuine Microsoft software.
    "

    Guess what? Windows ME is on the computer I tested with!

    1. Re:Windows ME by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      ME-tan spills the noodles again!

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  89. Re:wee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ohh had you been caught littering in best buy with thier cameras all over, cops have to take the copyright infrigment into consideration, microsoft is now your daddy biatch.

  90. Re:Support? Security? Hehe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give credit where credit is due. Things DO get patched, particularly if a nasty bug is discovered. Shouting "OMG LOL WINDOZE SI TEH SUK ROFL" may get you karma, but thats all.

  91. Free clue by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here's some free clue for you: "support" doesn't mean they'll come administer your servers for free, or write your programs for you. Which is what would put people out of job.

    It means you can call when you have a problem.

    And "world class" is a very relative term. Support from most companies is a sick joke nowadays. Support people are something like taxes: you pay them because you have to, but you don't want to pay a cent more than you absolutely have to. So the ones hired are the cheapest monkeys who can read a bulleted list. Occasionally even the right bulleted list, but no biggie if they read the grocery list instead.

    So it's not even hard for MS to actually be in the top tier. You know, the thing about the one-eyed man among the blind.

    E.g., having spent the last 2.5 years dealing with WebSphere, which is a buggy unfinished sick joke if you actually use EJBs. And reporting the bugs to IBM. Now IBM's WebSphere support is enough to drive one neurotic, to drinking, or both. And we're not talking support to end-(lusers) but to a big corporate client.

    It's a feat just getting past the mindless check-list reading drones. They don't even read what we send them. The first _weeks_ are spent just with them sending us canned "solutions" off their check lists, that don't even match what we wrote in the bug description. That idiotic.

    And once you got past those, it's like dealing with a corporate sized Wally (from the Dilbert comics.) It's an endless delay tactic. Including, but not limited to, asking if they can close the bug report just because they want to go on vacation. (No, I'm not making this up. It's too sad to make up, folks.) Or sending us a Jar file as a "fix" that didn't solve the problem, or one even broke WebSphere completely. Or once, after such a "fix" didn't solve the problem, they sent us the exact same file again, as the new "fix".

    Or to get you an idea of software quality: they never run the tests we send them to reproduce the problem, and obviously don't have any test cases of their own.

    An annoyed coleague finally actually asked them what test cases they used to prove they fixed the problem, 'cause their fix did nothing for us. The answer? A longer version of "no, we didn't actually test it, we didn't even reproduce the problem, but we're confident that we've fixed it. And we thatk you for testing it for us." (Again, I'm not even making it up. They thank us for acting as testers for them.)

    Or here's one actual support case that didn't involve a bug: Another team needed to import a SSL certifficate to get IBM's WebSphere Portal Server to talk to another server. So they ask IBM. After getting nowhere with the phone support, they actually pay a big heap of money to get an IBM "consultant" to come show them.

    Again, not some underpaid, overworked telephone support slave. A consultant. IBM consultants cost a small fortune.

    So the consultant messed around with the server for a _week_, and then said something to the effect of "uhh... I have no bloody idea. Try searching for key store files in all directories and importing your certificate in all of them. It's got to be one of those. I have no idea which, though."

    Sad.

    So, well, again, it's not even hard for MS to be better than such clowns. It may not be the ideal support by the client's standards, but it's waay better than the sick joke you get as support from some other companies.

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    1. Re:Free clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having had to figure out countless workarounds myself on the 2 content management systems I've used, I can sympathise with your post. I used to send the companies lists of bugs I found, suggest solutions, even suggest enhancements which would have possibly increased their sales. I rarely got a reply. I eventually came to the conclusion that some companies just don't give a shit. They want your money for the product and the licenses, and couldn't care less if you have problems, particularly if you are 'small fry'. "Wait for the next version", or "No-one else has that problem" are favourite replies. If they had any pride in their product they would fix it there and then. But fixing bugs takes time and costs money, and some companies are not prepared to do this until they risk losing serious sales.
      Names have been removed to protect the inept.

    2. Re:Free clue by the_rev_matt · · Score: 2, Informative

      While WebFear certainly has holes in it you could float an aircraft carrier through, we've had zero problems with support over the past three years. Call in a pr, explain the issue to the drone in India on the phone, tell them the problem is in a production environment and you get a call back within a few hours from an actual engineer. I've gotten support for them on an unsupported OS and their fixes worked (running WSAD on Fedora Core 2).

      You can use iKeyman to figure out what certs you're using, btw. Just use the right iKeyman...

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  92. Re:chump - no, there's more by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    Chump is right, but here's a good reason why: Rather than pay full retail for XP, you could have bought an OEM copy. Perfectly legal and fully supported. Some mail order houses make you buy iy with a system, or at least with a CPU or hard drive, but some will sell it with any hardware (even a 95 cent cat-5 patch cable). And heck, even if you buy it with a low end cpu or small hard drive, your total cost is still less than the retail cost of XP.

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  93. Re:Support? Security? Hehe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    it's worth spending 300 dollars for Windows.

    They are having problems explaining why its worth spending $30, thats why there is a piracy problem and appears to be no problem on their web page.

    If you pay $10, you known damn well its not legit. Right now, few people will spend $100 on a copy that "might be" legit, and certainly not because of bogus claims of "support". Everyone knows MS support is a figment of their imagination, and you get more support for 10 year old shareware. MS suppport just put you on hold till you can't stand the phone bill, and if you do hang on cos someone else pays the phone bill, they tell you to reformat your hard disk and reinstall windows!

    You dont need to be an MSCE to know that advice is not worth £30, let alone $300. Joe public is more likely to petrol-bomb MS than pay them money after finding out all his work has vanished as a result of MS's "support".

    MS service is not significantly better than the average spammer, and that is why they get about the same amount of respect.

  94. Another cultural technique against Free Software by thegoldenear · · Score: 1

    This is another 'brilliant' move on their part...

    They get to sell people a load of crap: half price unoriginal software that they'll still be making a a profit on, that people think is a good deal for them; or services at reduced cost that require you to pay for every month.
    Its a normal capitalist technique - make contact with the consumer and you'll invariably sell them something.
    The sort of people that will buy this just want to be sold something, anything.

    And I think, more importantly, they're engendering a culture where-by people expect to have to validate their software with the manufcaturer to test its for real. before you know it they'll have people saying 'what, you expect me to download that dirty Free Software that never even asks me to validate it with the manufacturer? you think I'm a fool? there could be ANYTHING bundled up in that!'
    Never mind that Microsoft's technique is probably far less secure than the SHA1 verification offered by the Free Software, bcos (currently atleast) that method is a bit too tricky with most distros (that I've seen) and with Free Software on Windows

  95. Aarrr! by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Conclusion: Piracy doesn't exist for Windows.
    Of course it doesn't - any fool knows that if you put NT on a naval vessel it has to be towed back to port after a crash.

    Where's me bucceneers? That's right, they're on me buccen head.

  96. Re:Its a monster bite of a smile! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think she's kind of cute.

  97. I wonder.... by miyako · · Score: 1

    I have a legit copy of Windows XP that I got from school, didn't have a choice, we had to pay for it, was included with our tuition "technology costs". I don't have it installed, Suse works better for me. Can I call up Microsoft and read them my cd key and get free stuff, or do I have to have me legit copy of windows actually installed. Not that I particularly want any of the stuff they are giving away, but, you know, if it's free, might as well take advantage if I can.

    --
    Famous Last Words: "hmm...wikipedia says it's edible"
  98. I've got it all already! by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I'm an unashamed penguin-shagger; all my boxes are running some sort of Linux. Just for shits and giggles {a motivating factor only ever underestimated by fools}, I checked the site using Konqueror; but it was having none of it. But I know my Debian is genuine anyway, since it's damn nigh impossible to have such a thing as an infringing copy of Open Source software!

    If I want a free photo slideshow, I'll use animate foo.jpg bar.jpg baz.jpg qux.jpg quux.jpg. I know enough about perl and MySQL to write a free mailing list manager {because I already have}. If I want screensavers and wallpaper, I can find plenty. Hell, by the time KDE4 is out, it'll be possible to specify an ftp:// or a http:// URL for a desktop wallpaper.

    The only advantage of using genuine Microsoft software is that you don't get hassled off Ballmer's goon squad. But then again, if you use Open Source software, you don't get hassled off Ballmer's goon squad either and you save a fortune on licencing. And when you've got two dozen PCs running literally just a Javascript-capable web browser which interfaces with a server-side script, and a dozen more running just a JS-capable web browser, word processor and spreadsheet, then why pay through the arsehole for Microsoft licences? br>
    By the way, I have just one word for anyone who whines that OpenOffice.org doesn't have a replacement for Microsoft Access: PHPMyAdmin. Alright, alright, Apache, PHP and MySQL as well; but they're all on your distro CDs and if the dependencies are done properly, PHPMyAdmin will ask for them.

    --
    Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
  99. Re:Support? Security? Hehe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In fact it's a lie.

    I just installed an MSDN copy (valid for 10 licenses, although I don't know if they enforce that), and registered it because of that pesky reminder. Now I find out that my partition is too small (remember this is for testing only), and I cannot install SP1 nor SP2.

    Basically, I just wasted an activation, but I could get their freebie crap and install them on a machine I don't even dare to run behind a firewall. If I had used a generated key, I wouldn't mind. I could reinstall somewhere else, use a new key and get the SPs. So, many pirated copies are probably safer than my "genuine Microsoft software".

    I would be really mean, I could take revenge by leaving it open to the outside world, but I won't. In fact, I'll just take it as a good excuse not to use that OS at all.

    $ uname -r
    2.6.8.1-12noxp
    That's the good genuine stuff everyone should pie rate.

  100. Microsoft is right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wel, for starters Microsoft has not the right to verify without the users knowledge. This has to do with protection of private and personal information.

    But is it ethical to use a pirated piece of their software? I personaly think not (/.'s are going to
    kill me for this i gues).

    So if Microsoft uses this program to verify youre software on a volutiery basis, why not. You have a choice you know?

    The matter of the fact remains that you are useing their software eighter Legal or Illegal, according to their license.

    If you don't like to pay as much for youre OS and software running on youre PC, then use one of the alternatives like FreeBSD, the GNU/Linux's or the free version of BEOS for that matter.

    My input, hope it helps this topic.

    Cheers,
    M

  101. Maybe this works the other way around too!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He: "Hi there, can I take a look at your tits and your pussy?"
    She: "Get lost, you piece of shit!"
    He: "I could tell if you've got legit tits and an authorized pussy!"
    She: "I really don't know... could you really?? I mean I've got a sticker on my ass but I always wondered whether it was fake and all..."
    He: "What if I also gave you a copy of Porn Story?"
    She: "Okay... but not here... let's go someplace else"

  102. Re:You don't understand by ti.payn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think you are 100% wrong and I am surprised that with all the conspiracy theorists who post here no one has really put together that MSFT is making the move towards updates only for verified, activated copies and, likely, attempting to close the non-activation loophole for volume licensed copies with Longhorn (which is how Windows is pirated today). The "we just want to make sure you didn't ... er ... buy a copy that was pirated" line is crap.

    They have to be careful and I think they know it. If you piss off mixed sites (household or business sites that have a mix or paid-for and pirated copies) you run a serious risk of migration to Linux (as Windows - or any OS - without updates is pretty worthless). Also, you have the old "you have some type of responsibility to your code" argument that was made around SP2. Not that I think MSFT gives a shit about the idea, but as a PR idea it is of value ("MICROSOFT CODE PLAGUES INTERNET DUE TO REFUSAL OF PATCH!").

    In reality, I think the recent trend towards copyright-with-an-iron-fist-double-checked will likely backfire. If every Joe User and even every Bob SuperAdmin had to pay full price (even OEM) for every single copy of Windows & Office (and Photoshop and x and y and z) out there, you would see a serious exodus to Linux and related. Fuck security, fuck philosophy ... Ask you Mom to pay $500 for Office and see how she reacts (your Mother might be an OSS super-coder, so please just take the example as an example and don't be a prat). Piracy has always made commercial software pricing palpable & if the commercial software world wants to challenge that thesis, I really believe they do so at their peril.

    Actually, I have thought for a while that if the OSS community wanted to heighten the Linux desktop penetration numbers, the best way would be to form a "We Hate Dirty Pirates" group and spend six/twelve months devising & implementing (for free) anti-piracy mechanisms for the Win32 platform. Come up with a killer scheme, and you would have done more than anyone for your platform.

  103. World-class reliability??? by loquitus · · Score: 1

    Check out this URL: http://www.microsoft.com/genuine/default.mspx?disp laylang=en Genuine Microsoft software ensures that you get world-class reliability??? You gotta be kidding me? Arguably, they make this claim by comparing their OS to others, who provide far less than world-class reliability... If not... what the heck are they on?

  104. Re:Support? Security? Hehe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, many pirated copies are probably safer than my "genuine Microsoft software"

    Probably because of Microsoft's goodwill, and thanks to them. I am sick of these:

    24.7.104.198 - - [26/Oct/2004:20:16:40 -0700] "GET /scripts/..%%35c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 400 226 "-" "-"

  105. ENFORCEMENT ENGINEERING EDUCATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS says...

    "How Microsoft is Protecting Customers

    Learn about our commitment to protecting customers against software piracy through the three E's: Education, Engineering, and Enforcement."

    Enforce the use of MS products.
    Engineer customer management and control.
    Educate the customer that any diviation from the plan is futile.

    Yes, very friendly.

    [localuser@localhost localuser]$ uname -a
    Linux localhost.localdomain 2.6.10-rc1 #1 Fri Oct 29 12:30:23 EDT 2004 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux

  106. compliance is good for FOSS by geg81 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Full compliance with Microsoft licensing terms is good for FOSS. As long as people live with the misconception that Microsoft software is affordable, because they pirate it or don't bother buying the right version, Microsoft's proprietary formats will remain entrenched. Furthermore, people should also take into account the impact on TCO that attempts to comply with vendor restrictions have (I'm sure Microsoft doesn't count that in their TCO studies).

    To put it differently, OpenOffice would probably have a big jump in market share if all the pirated or incorrectly licensed versions of MS Office wordlwide were replaced with OpenOffice.

    1. Re:compliance is good for FOSS by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      To put it differently, OpenOffice would probably have a big jump in market share if all the pirated or incorrectly licensed versions of MS Office wordlwide were replaced with OpenOffice.

      Well yeah, but it's also (unfortunately) not quite that simple. If there really was no way of running an unlicensed version of MS Office then although there would be a jump in OOo installations there'd probably also be a jump in legitimate MS Office purchases. And the latter would simply be for maximum compatibility. Even if it's just a single copy to tidy up files at their end before sending them out. So not everyone would replace all wrong-licensed copies with OOo.

      Unfortunately the biggest hangups with OpenOffice are probably still due to not-quite-perfect compatibility with MS Office formats. Word Documents exported from Writer still have a tendancy to not always display quite right, and vice-versa. Exporting PowerPoint files from OOo is also interesting, as some things simply don't survive the export process - which is fun when trying to create presentations without an actual copy of PowerPoint - although the free Viewer is dead useful for seeing which bits don't work. Also saving out to a non-native format is a pain, and (obviously) MS Office doesn't recognise OOo's formats.
      Sadly it seems like the real thing stopping OpenOffice from jumping ahead lies in Microsoft's hands. If they'd publish fully Open format specs and include OOo files in the list of importable file-formats then their effort would probably lose them a lot of sales as many people would jump ship without losing compatibility.

      As much as they hate it, organisations using pirate copies are still in their benefit - although they'd obviously rather they were purchased copies. As if one small company might not be able to afford legit copies of Office it's still a company generating files that other people (with enough money) might want to open.

      But this is probably why they will never open the specs to their file formats if they can possibly help it. If they wish to stamp out piracy of their products they have to ensure that there's no cheap/free alternative for organisations or individuals who wish to be fully compatible with Office-format files will ditch them as soon as possible.

      --
      Tiggs
      "120 chars should be enough for everyone..."
  107. Re:Support? Security? Hehe... by Teun · · Score: 1
    I just had a look at their offering of a free calculator:

    Important Notes:

    1. This application is a free product and is not supported by Microsoft PSS. 2. Use of the Microsoft Calculator Plus ("Calculator") is completely voluntary on the part of the end user. The information, calculations and/or conversion estimations generated from use of the Calculator are for informational purposes only and Microsoft makes no warranties, express or implied, with respect to the Calculator or the accuracy of any information, calculations or conversion estimations generated as a result of its usage.

    Yep, Microsoft surely supports it's products!
    And don't forget the lame-ass relpy that it's the OEM manufacturer that you have to contact for a problem with the MS-OS.

    --
    "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  108. great job, there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I run a cracked copy of XP with Reset 5 enabled
    [..]
    Screw yourself Bill.G !!! What do ya take us for? morons and idiots like Ballmer???


    I see your email, anandcp@gmail.com, and your ICQ 271647909, are prominently displayed in case Bill wants to serve a rebuttal.
  109. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You paid $80 for a piece of software you've been using every day for 6 years now, and are too fucking cheap to buy a newer version? You think $13/year is too much for something you use every fucking day?

    This attitude is why games developers and app makers very rarely put effort into making stuff for desktop linux, because you're all fucking cheapskates.

  110. Desperation by petrus4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's look at a few fun factoids, shall we?

    1. AFAIK, XP is the primary version of Windows being sold by MS atm. There might be others for corporate peeps...Server 2003, etc...but I'm talking in terms of home users. ME is still *supported* AFAIK, but from what I read 95 isn't and I don't know about 98...but even if it is, it's not still generating MS money. So from what I can see, XP alone is pretty much where it's at in terms of current home user OS revenue for them.

    2. There seems to be a fair amount of evidence that XP is currently being pirated to an insane degree. We know about MS bringing out Starter Ed in Asia to try and combat piracy there, and they had the serial number top 10 etc etc.

    3. Although it's true that it is now at that stage of the game where from MS' point of view, pirate XP on someone's machine is still more desirable than legit Linux, (because of mindshare retention) they have been starting to feel (at least compared to what they're used to) a rather nasty profit pinch over the last year or two. Because of this, it's understandable that given where they are now, they're probably more interested in stopping piracy at the moment than they ever have been before...however, they're not likely to be successful IMHO because

    4. They've destroyed/damaged consumer trust/credibility to the point where they're not going to be getting it back. Ever. For anyone who's been paying attention, Microsoft's list of crimes is a mile long, including violation of the Sherman Act, raping/destroying various other software companies and acquiring their software through dubious means, and more relevant to this particular topic, suspicion of engaging in various forms of surveillance of Windows users. I'm guessing Gates could quite literally donate his entire fortune to charity at this point and it wouldn't substantially improve most people's opinion of him. The PR crisis is actually Microsoft's biggest problem...Bigger than Linux...bigger than anything else currently challenging it. The plain and simple fact is that people passionately hate the company, in large numbers...or at the very least seriously distrust it...and it is utterly impossible to continue to successfully do business when the majority feel that way towards you.
    Gates would do very well at this point to acquaint himself with what Machiavelli wrote about a leader who allows himself to become hated.

    Because of this, however, I'm assuming that only the most gullible of casual users for the most part are going to go along with allowing Microsoft to check their copies of Windows...And I also have a feeling Microsoft know that. The line about improving reliability is one of their usual transparent-as-glass lies.

    1. Re:Desperation by rfunches · · Score: 3, Informative

      ME is still *supported* AFAIK, but from what I read 95 isn't and I don't know about 98...but even if it is, it's not still generating MS money.

      Support for Windows products up to Windows 95 was discontinued some time ago, and IIRC Windows 98 support will end next year. MS's plan is to only support ME and XP for home users, and Server 2000/2003 for...well...servers, just about forcing businesses and schools that run nonsupported OS's to upgrade.

    2. Re:Desperation by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

      "they've destroyed...trudst...list of crimes a mile long" I will bet you dollars to donuts that 90% plus of users have no opinion of MS I will bet you dollars to peanuts that a few 100 million of PR can make any crimminal into a loved figure..Look at the original, J D Rockefeller, more recently Archer Daniels Midland, etc I mean, the american people almost elected G Bush in 2000 - u honestly think MS can't erase their memeories ?

    3. Re:Desperation by optimus2861 · · Score: 1
      they have been starting to feel (at least compared to what they're used to) a rather nasty profit pinch over the last year or two.

      Reality check: operating profit in every profitable Microsoft division was up this quarter over the same quarter last year -- Windows profits were up 6%, Office up 18%. All the money-losing divisions saw their losses decrease, as well.

    4. Re:Desperation by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      >have no opinion of MS I will bet you dollars to
      >peanuts that a few 100 million of PR can make any
      >crimminal into a loved figure

      In America possibly, yes. The other thing about people like Rockefeller (and Gates) is that despite their possible level of evil in other respects, to the American psyche they are seen as a validation of the capitalist system. In my own mind, Gates is probably a better example of *abuse* of capitalism rather than the system working in any healthy and positive way...but that's just me. And before I become the target of any McCarthyist flames, I am actually NOT a Communist. What I am however is someone who is able to see that even the most well-intentioned and best designed economic systems can still be open to manipulation and abuse by a sufficiently unscrupulous individual.

      However, that is America. Even assuming Microsoft *were* able to repair their domestic image (and even that is a very tall order, from what I've seen) they're not going to be able to have any chance of redeeming themselves in any other part of the world...Europe especially. The bottom line is that people are growing extremely tired of tyranny, in whatever form. The Americans might still be willing to put up with it on a domestic basis, but there's a fair amount of evidence online recently that even they are growing weary of their government's and Microsoft's excesses.

      People want genuinely free environments, both online and off, in which their rights of self-expression and self-determination are respected. If Gates and Bush are not willing to respect this desire in people, then despite the amount of damage they can do in the short term, in the longer term they will not survive...it's basically that simple. Tyranny is not conducive of or supportive to any form of life or the preservation of environments...and the greater portion of humanity are beginning I think to understand that, even if these few short-sighted individuals do not.

    5. Re:Desperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that at one point J D Rockefeller was the most hated man in america; his hirelings invented pr to remake that image.
      your view of the greater perspicasity of the rest of the world is touching, but look at the Italian primer minister...
      "people want..free environmients" NOnsense. 99%+ of users do not give a fig. You can invent such a need, with clever pr that casts linux as the brave little david fighting against the ms golaith, but as of now, I don't think most people care - do you have resaonalbe polling data to suggest otherwise ? (college students are agin it no matter what, so i not sure they count)

  111. Don't do it; it is patriot act by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    this is not just an inspection of windows. MS is picking up information about who and where you are.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    1. Re:Don't do it; it is patriot act by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      Could you perhaps provide a link to the code they are using to do this?

      Or are you just talking nonsense about something you haven't a clue for sure simply because it's Microsoft?

      --

      Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
    2. Re:Don't do it; it is patriot act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patriot act II allows the Feds(NSA/CIA/DHS/DOJ) total access to any and all business DBs. MS cooperates fully.

      Or do you not have a clue about the law?

  112. So one of my students... by Lonath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    came up to me in office hours yesterday telling me how he just bought a laptop, but didn't get an OS on it. He figured he would just "borrow" a copy of Windows from a friend and he couldn't get it to install on his laptop for some reason. It kept rebooting and it wouldn't accept the Windows disk. He came to me looking for help, but I didn't help him. Instead, I told him that I wouldn't help him with installing it because I don't like to help people to copy things illegally, and boy did he get pissed and storm away. He deserves it, however since he is a CS major, and although I can understand that people are greedy, lazy fucks who don't want to pay for anything they can get for free, you shouldn't pirate software if you're a CS major. That's just ignorant and makes me hope that he'll flunk out of CS (not that I would or could do it intentionally because of how uniform grades are determined), but just because he doesn't get where the money comes from that he will pay his rent some day when he gets a job. So yeah, MS has a problem, but I can't believe people wouldn't know if their Windows is legal or not. Generally it comes pre-installed by a big company, or they go to a store and buy it in a nice shiny box. Shrug.

    1. Re:So one of my students... by QangMartoq · · Score: 1
      I'd almost be willing to bet money that the Windows disk he tried to copy and install from was an OEM version.

      In my opinion, yes it serves him right. If he bought the laptop through a larger retailer, it should have come with an OS.

      If it was bought from a secondary outlet, such as eBay or a private seller, that still doesn't absolve him of responsibility for attempted pirating, as there are several very good versions of free software OS'es around.

    2. Re:So one of my students... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I echo the comments about Retail/OEM XP. the manufacturers make sure when they code the cd that it will only install on their brand of computer, as much as possible.

      It's not particularly Christian of me, but maybe if he flunks it'd be a good thing. For, it has been my experience, blow hards like this tend to get jobs in management when they graduate, and not have to compete with the rest of the CS grad crowd that are filling into an already over-crowded career market.

      Where I'm at, it isn't uncommon for 1 computer job to receive over 1000 resumes. And, nobody wants to live in my state, there's no ocean, no beach, no sunny weather for 3 or 4 months out of the year.

      OTOH,

      maybe as an educator, you passed up a fine opportunity to educate this person in the joys and wonders of FOSS and help him install some kind of suitable linux distro, even if it is a laptop, some of the newer versions of the common distros tend to work failry well.

      And, if that was the course he would have taken, I would go the other way and say that he deserved an A.

      But, it has been my experience that confrontational blow-hards always matriculate directly into managerial type positions. Shy, un-assuming computer nerds seldom prosper. Linus is the exception, and not the rule. The same perhaps could be said for BillG, Steve Jobs, and Wozniak.

    3. Re:So one of my students... by megabulk3000 · · Score: 1

      maybe it was an iBook?

  113. Actually, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you can be 99% certain of is that there is no more there to mistrust than MS intended to put there.

    Also, if this is meant to catch "legitimate" looking pirated copies, they will NOT look like a burned CD but like a pressed CD.

    The CD should last as long as MS's system.

    Lastly, since the code is hidden and even if not, impossible to build without the correct environment, the code is 99% secure as original.

  114. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by plj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    True, but if you have to go with Windows anyway -- for software compatibility reasons, for example -- then every buck you give them helps their domination even more.

    That said, my primary OS is legit. But it happens to be made by Apple...

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    “Wait for Hurd if you want something real” –Linus
  115. Re:Support? Security? Hehe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Hmmm, I got windows preinstalled on my laptop but put linux on before booting the thing. It didn't ship with a full install media, just some bizarre 'restore disc' which impedes my resale rights of software under EU law. I wonder how Microsofts 'world class' support will handle getting install media out to me for my legally obtained windows license so that I can exercise my legal right of resale?

  116. Throwing in some goodies -- Why not replace it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS wants everyone to check if it's verion of Windows is legit. Logically speaking, only people that are allready thinking that theirs is will do such a thing (and return the result to MS).

    Now what about the people that discover that their costly Windows-version actually is pirated ?

    If MS really wants to go after the "bad" retailers, why don't they offer a replacement to the nuyesr if they can show where they bought it ?

    That way the the honest customer who discovers they got whacked does not need to buy the same software twice.

    Now that is what I call an incentive (to "take the test" and to "rat" about the results) !

  117. Sure it is by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    It's prefectly defensible to say that you should be allowed to distribute IP for free without paying the owner. IP, unlike real property, has no marginal cost, no inherant value in a single copy. Thus one could say that the creator is entitled not to a fixed value, but to a percentage of the profits. So if you charge $X, the creator is entitled to a percentage of X. If X is zero, then they are entitled to nothing.

    I'm not saying this is a viable model, I'm saying it's a defensable position.

    However it's not really defensable to say that it's ok for a bussiness to make copies of software at no cost, then charge consumers for those copies and further pretend that those copies are legal under the current laws. That's just fraud.

    1. Re:Sure it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not defensible when there are laws against it, otherwise what's the point of laws?

    2. Re:Sure it is by Sunnan · · Score: 1

      Well, then maybe the law should be changed.

    3. Re:Sure it is by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      It's not defensible when there are laws against it, otherwise what's the point of laws?

      First, laws can be changed - just because a position currently is illegal does not me it is indefensible, nor that it will always be illegal. In fact, even a cursory glance at history reveals many cases where laws change as society evolves. (or is scientifically created for the flat earthers amongst us)

      Second, there is no blanket prohibition against be[ing] allowed to make copies of software you have and distribute them - or else OSS would not exist. The IP owner gets to chose how it is distributed.

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    4. Re:Sure it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think that is's a reasonable defensible position. Having no marginal cost does not imply anything having to do with whether there is a fixed cost or not.

      Marginal cost has nothing to do with the selling price, except maybe a minimum. Price and pricing structure is defined by market forces, such as supply, demand, and negotiation skill, but not things like marginal cost.

      Furthermore, inherent value also has nothing to do with marginal cost. What is the marginal cost of hydrogen? What's the inherent value of hydrogen you're about to die of dehydration? There is no inherent value of anything. There is only value ascribed by a given person, period.(hydrogen to make water means nothing to someone who is dehydrated if the dehydrated person is attempting to kill themself). Diamonds can be worth billions to pennies. That new Mercedes is worth thousands or less than Pepsi.

      There is no inherent value in anything (as even the constituent parts of most standard definitions of inherent value are based upon some agreed value, which in itself has no inherent value!).

      This is why this whole notion of "I won't pay for software" but "I will pay for food" based upon some "principle" is simply absurd.

  118. Copy protection... by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Funny how XP, the version of Windows with the toughest restrictions so far, is being more widely copied than any other version has been.

    Sad thing is, I still don't think Microsoft will get it.

    --
    Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
    1. Re:Copy protection... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      "Why is it that a campaign commercial doesn't need to be as truthful as a car commercial?"

      Because there is a difference between commerical speech and political speech. There is no constitutional right to commerical speech, although the courts have provided some limited rights. One such limitation is that the advertisments must be truthful.

      Other than spending limits, there are no limits on politcal speech. We don't really want the government sorting out which poltical beliefs are more truthful. Well, maybe you do, but I sure in heck don't.

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    2. Re:Copy protection... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      We don't really want the government sorting out which poltical beliefs are more truthful.

      No, no, no. Political "beliefs" are one thing. Factually incorrect, or blatantly misleading information is completely different.
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    3. Re:Copy protection... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      And I don't want the government sorting it out. Here's a good example: Were you with either Kerry or Bush the entire time they served or allegedly served their country in the military? If you weren't, you don't know first hand what happened. You'd want a commision to get together and determine what happened then have it mandate the "truth." If anyone was caught violating the "truth", i.e., expresing an opinion different from the "truth" they'd be arrested.

      Do you really want that world?

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    4. Re:Copy protection... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      You are purposefully blowing my statements incredibly far out of proportion.

      If anyone was caught violating the "truth", i.e., expresing an opinion different from the "truth" they'd be arrested.

      That's just moronic. First off, there is no such thing as an "opinion" when it comes to facts. Either what you are saying is true, or it is not.

      Even in the unlikely event that the officially accepted facts are wrong, and you are right, saying so isn't going to get you arrested by any means. If you go out and produce a political advertisement that is false, that's different.

      In addition, I very clearly said that I only expect this to be the case with blatantly clear cases. We aren't talking about a court, where one side must always be wrong, and the other side must always be right. Sometimes, there's not enough evidence to say.

      But even more important than actions, I expect this to apply to figures. When one side advertises numbers on the deficit, jobs, etc., that are just factually incorrect, they need to be held accountable.

      And remember, what we are seeing now is just the start. Pretty soon, one party is going to be saying that the national debt is 100 trillion dollars, and the other party is going to say that there is a 50 trillion dollar national surplus. Don't expect the press or the government to tell you the truth, you just have to decide which party's lies you like the best. The current liability-free bullshit system cannot possibly continue.
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    5. Re:Copy protection... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      "Either what you are saying is true, or it is not."

      But who decides?!

      "saying so isn't going to get you arrested by any means."

      Then how are you going to enforce your desire to stop people lying in politcal ads?!

      "blatantly clear cases."

      At one time it was "blatantly clear" that the sun revolved around the earth.

      "they need to be held accountable."

      But not through jail time, just a slap on the wrist?!

      "The current liability-free bullshit system cannot possibly continue."

      We are not currently in a "liability-free" system. We still have civil causes of action such as defamation, false light, etc. These are not decided by the government, but by the people acting as jurors.

      Excluding commerical speech, in the US we have the right to free speech and that INCLUDES lying. We might be sued in civil court, but the government cannot stop it.

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    6. Re:Copy protection... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      But who decides?!

      Usually a judge or jury.

      Then how are you going to enforce your desire to stop people lying in politcal ads?!

      You're taking things out of context once again. You'll see my next sentence was: "If you go out and produce a political advertisement that is false, that's different."

      At one time it was "blatantly clear" that the sun revolved around the earth.

      No, it was entirely an assumption. When was the last time you saw a political ad that included theories about astronomy? Scientific theories are completely irrelivant. You're making a habbit of this.

      But not through jail time, just a slap on the wrist?!

      Never said that.

      We are not currently in a "liability-free" system.

      Yes, we are.

      We still have civil causes of action such as defamation, false light, etc.

      Which are useful in cases of monetary loss, but not political loss. You'll get nothing out of a libel lawsuit, it won't stop an ad from being aired, it won't go through fast enough to make a difference, and you can't even prosecute for falsifying information unless it directly makes someone else look bad, as opposed to blatant lying to make yourself look good.

      These are not decided by the government, but by the people acting as jurors.

      And government employees are never on juries? In any case, who said this system would be any different? Not me.

      Excluding commerical speech, in the US we have the right to free speech and that INCLUDES lying. We might be sued in civil court, but the government cannot stop it.

      You should try that out on the witness stand and see how that holds up. Or perhaps a doctor lying to patients. Free speech does NOT, and never has extended into the realm of causing harm, EXCEPT in political campaigns.
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    7. Re:Copy protection... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      "Usually a judge or jury."

      We already have this system in place. How is your different? If someone is lying a person could civily sue to enjoin them from continuing to make the statements.

      "No, it was entirely an assumption."

      At the time NO one believed it was an "entirely an assumption."

      "Yes, we are."

      If someone tells a lie against you, you could sue for dafamation, false light, and to enjoin the statements from being made.

      "And government employees are never on juries?"

      Gee, I'm begining to think you're a moron. Merely because government employees are on a jury DOES NOT MEAN THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS BRINGING THE LAWSUIT!!!!

      "You should try that out on the witness stand and see how that holds up."

      Perjury is different, and you (should) know it. What I mean is that I can write a book filled will lies about Kerry or Bush and the government could NEVER stop me. Never. Kerry or Bush might sue me, but the government would be powerless.

      If you want to change the Constitution to include the following: "Congress shall make no law... prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, unless the government decides that certain speech is untrue, in which case the government can come down on their asses like a ton of bricks."

      Amending the Constitution is the ONLY means you have to carry out your goal. If that's your choice, you'd better get busy.

      BTW, you never explained how you'd get people to stop lying. If you're only talking about monetary damages, that would not shut people up. They'd just hide their money. The only way your system would work if violators of "the truth" were jailed. And I'll ask again, is that the country you want to live in?

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      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    8. Re:Copy protection... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      At the time NO one believed it was an "entirely an assumption."

      Now you're just lying through your teeth.

      There were already at least 2 books published, which correctly deduced that the sun was the center of the solar system, and the earth and other planets had a circular orbit around it. It was only that the church believe the centrist view of the world, and required that no alternatives be accepted. Absolutely NOBODY with the slightest bit of reason, believed it was a certainty.

      Gee, I'm begining to think you're a moron.

      And I'm beginning to believe you are a troll.

      Merely because government employees are on a jury DOES NOT MEAN THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS BRINGING THE LAWSUIT!!!!

      I talked about a jury for a very simple reason. In a trial, other than the defendant, every other party is part of the government, so the jury was the only thing you could have been talking about. Since you've established that you weren't talking about the jury, that very clearly shows you have no idea what you are talking about.

      Perjury is different, and you (should) know it.

      You said that the ONLY THING that was restricted was commercial speech. I pointed out perjury to prove that you are wrong. Of course I know it's different, but you don't seem to.

      I can write a book filled will lies about Kerry or Bush and the government could NEVER stop me.

      That is absolutely untrue. Publishing lies would break many laws, which woulh have you arrested by government police, held in a government prison, prosecuted by a government district attorney, mediated by a government judge, etc.

      Amending the Constitution is the ONLY means you have to carry out your goal. If that's your choice, you'd better get busy.

      No it isn't. Just because you THINK it's against the constitution, does NOT make it true.

      The only way your system would work if violators of "the truth" were jailed. And I'll ask again, is that the country you want to live in?

      We aren't talking about people on the streets being jailed. We are talking about people who lie in political ads. Just lying will not get anyone arrested... Only lying in a political ad. And yes, that's the ONLY kind of country I want to live in.
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    9. Re:Copy protection... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      And by the way. I've repeatedly disproved your baseless statements, and you've devolved into pure trolling. I'm done with this thread, so you can argue with yourself from now on.

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    10. Re:Copy protection... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Name one thing you've disproved?! You asked a simple question and I answered it. The US constitution says what it says. You may disagree with it, but the best you can do is to work and change it.

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      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    11. Re:Copy protection... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      "There were already at least 2 books published..."

      So you're saying that throughout the history of mankind there were ALWAYS people who thought that the earth revolved around the sun?!

      "I talked about a jury for a very simple reason. In a trial, other than the defendant, EVERY other party is part of the government..."

      Strange, I deal with CIVIL lawsuits everyday and I never see the government involved at all. In addition to the "Defendant" there is also this entity called the "Plaintiff" which brings lawsuits.

      "That is absolutely untrue. Publishing lies would break many laws, which woulh have you arrested by government police, held in a government prison, prosecuted by a government district attorney, mediated by a government judge, etc."

      Name ONE criminal law.

      "Only lying in a political ad."

      So you admit, that you want to live in a country where people can be jailed for making political statements which were mandated by the government as untrue. Now that we've got our positions correct, It's quite easy to see who the troll really is.

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      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    12. Re:Copy protection... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Heck, I can't belived I missed something SO simple. You say "Publishing lies would break many laws, which woulh have you arrested by government police, held in a government prison..."

      If you are correct, then what are you bitching about?! You WANT people incarcerated for violating "the truth" but yet you aruge that people CAN be incarcerated for violating "the truth." Can you explain exactly what you want?!

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  119. The shepherd calls.. by swaic · · Score: 1


    And his sheep respond...

  120. Works with Bama blondes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Works with Bama blondes (real and bleached) !

  121. Just a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they want to lambast resellers.

    Suppose you discover that many people who bought a PC in, e.g., an Asian country chose PCs without Windows and _all_of_them_ are using the same Windows product key.

    You may reasonably suppose the PC reseller, or someone acting with priviledged information, is installing Windows on that OS-free (or free-OS) PCs.

    If they get this information, they could tip BSA to channel its efforts to locate such people and stop them.

    DISCLAIMER: Of course, all the above is just fiction. I'm training to become a fiction writer... ;-)
    Oh, and any mentioned products, services and respective trademarks are not mine, but belong to their owners.

  122. piece of mind by tasinet · · Score: 1
    They hoped for 20,000 responses but received 800,000 without offering anything but piece of mind

    Who's mind are they offering pieces of?
  123. No. No it doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It means you can call when you have a problem."

    And pay for it.

    If you think you can call MS any time you want and get free support, then you believe in Santa Claus.

    And if you get an OEM copy, you can't call MS at all.

    That $300 for Windows gets you...a lighter wallet. If you pirate the damned thing, at least you're $300 richer, and bill is not.

    That suits me just fine.

  124. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? Who mentioned Linux? This guy is primarily a Mac user, who has a pirated copy of XP.
    Humans generally are cheapskates, it's not a Linux thing.

  125. Yet another failure... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's Product Activation was supposed to eliminate all software sharing and piracy. Anyone with any knowledge of Asia knows that XP didn't put a dent in piracy there. And from the looks of this new campaign, it appears that it didn't put a dent in sharing either.

    I can't help but wonder why we were ever scared of Palladium?! Microsoft can't even lock down their own OS, how could they possibly ever lock down an entire computer?!

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    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  126. Firghtened Megalomaniac / Tyrant by n42c3 · · Score: 0, Troll

    FUCK Gates! FUCK Ballmer! FUCK mICRO$OFT! FUCK the whores that brought these clowns into the world!

  127. World Class... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...simply isn't what it's purported to be.

  128. Let's invalidate all the keys... script kiddies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go!. If we can invalidate all the keys using distributed methods, then every copy of windows will be pirated and this study/database will be mostly useless.

  129. To put it differently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    OpenOffice would probably have a big jump in market share if all the pirated or incorrectly licensed versions of MS Office wordlwide were replaced with OpenOffice

    So let me get this straight - you're saying that OpenOffice would have a bigger market share if more people used OpenOffice? Glad we got that cleared up then.

    1. Re:To put it differently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      you're saying that OpenOffice would have a bigger market share if more people used OpenOffice?

      No, I'm saying that if people had to make the choice of paying the correct licensing fees for MS Office or using OpenOffice, then OpenOffice usage would go up greatly. In different words, to many users, MS Office is probably not an application they'd pay a lot of money for, they just use it because they get it "for free" and because everybody else is using it.

      Glad we got that cleared up then.

      You're welcome.

  130. Re:You don't understand by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is targeted to those who purchase a PC from some 3rd rate shop and want to check that the cd they were given is authentic.

    My first thought was that it is aimed at people who will do anything for a t-shirt; i.e., those "girls gone wild...just wait til daddy orders a copy of your 5 minutes of fame" types. Sort of a self-selecting sample population, IMO, making any of Microsoft's published statistics worth taking with a grain of salt.

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  131. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by MinotaurUK · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I run a cracked copy of XP with Reset 5 enabled.

    I also run a cracked copy of XP Pro. In fact, on quite a few machines. All my copies of XP are legitimately purchased. I just don't want to go through all the activation rubbish every couple of months when I change hardware in the machines they're installed on, and after a few times, having to call up Microsoft UK to explain that yes, this is the 12th time I've activated it, and no, it is only on one machine, but that the hardware in said machine keeps changing.

    I do exactly the same thing with games: buy them, then download the no-cd crack. Why? So I don't have to shove the disc into a drive, often in another room, before I'm able to play the thing.

    Companies shouldn't assume that everyone who's using dodgy/generated keys didn't legitimately purchase their software...

  132. When will Microsoft Windows go opensource by KZigurs · · Score: 1

    Yes, it may sound as a stupid idea, but it makes so much sense.

    a) Immediate good boys status
    b) A significantly improved code review and improvement. Less bugs, better perceived image
    c) TotalWorldDomination(TM). The main reasons why people are choosing Linux over windows is the cost and willingness to be in the clear from piracy. MacOS is the one people choose if they feel that windows is that bad (i'm talking about consumers, here)
    d) Stabilisation of market share. Windows clients require windows servers.
    e) Microsoft Office still is the obvious choice on the desktop. Just expensive.

    The only point against, I can see, is that it will gain additional consumer attention to open source in general. But otherwise... it makes so much sense, I am just tempted to think that ballmer&gates&co are really stupid.

  133. Another gatekeeper tactic by ewe2 · · Score: 1

    The whole point of this is to protect the existing base, it's called due diligence. Pirate copies are free mindshare, they encourage it in "emergent markets". It's where the real money will be and is their true reason for fearing competitors.

    As the anonymous MS poster said, it's the manufacturer's and resellers loyalty they're trying to shore up. Once that goes, they're really in trouble. Because then those resellers will not protect them in the new markets.

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  134. I'm having a problem with this "Validation" thing by kko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Firefox downloads an .exe file, but when I double-click on it I get nothing. If I try to run it from the command line I get the following error: "cannot execute binary file".
    This happens on a Fedora Core 2 box. What's wrong?

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  135. Genuine Advantage Program doesn't work at all by kc_cyrus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As I previously mentioned here, the whole Genuine Advantage Program is a piece of crap. If you produce a valid VLK key based on my previous post, there is no way for microsoft to realize you are using a legal or a illgal key. I just validated my key and downloaded Photo Story 3! It's really worthless. Just follow my Algorithm.

    1. Re:Genuine Advantage Program doesn't work at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck.. i use a key i generated from that keygen that came out long ago.. i guess it was the first ever, right after they broke the code.. just tried the validation thing and it says i dont have a valid key

      it says i'm using a VLA key and it might be old... how do I get a working key?

    2. Re:Genuine Advantage Program doesn't work at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      send an email to:
      slashdotvlk.20.billgates1@spamgourmet.com
      and ask!

  136. Slashdot readers out of jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I have a strange feeling if Microsoft really gave
    "world-class" support, half of Slashdot's readers would be out of jobs.


    Hmm... I thought that already was the case... The latter part of course, not the first part.

  137. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nope, you've just reduced the incentive for the software authors to port to another platform.

  138. Re:I use an illegal copy of windows xp BECAUSE of by NewStarRising · · Score: 2, Informative

    Phones to low-tech for you?
    Don;t trust the person on the other end? Don;t worry, its a machine.
    Struggle typing in all those long numbers?

    I have rung the MS Phone activation many times. Simple, Quick, and WORKS. Allowing you to run your legal copy legally.

    Its a free-phone number.

    Why do you say "Not gonna happen"?

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  139. Important Questions by strider44 · · Score: 1

    Does it run under WINE?

  140. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by reeb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    yep, market share is worth a lot more to an OS developer than the retail price.

  141. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by penguinbrat · · Score: 1

    By pirating Windoze your just having to bow to the empire simply because of apps that are not able to run under Linux yet - if you are forced to bow in such a way, would you rather give them $300 in the process or just do it quetly?

    Giving them the $$$ is supporting them - being forced to use their product (if you want to call it that), isn't neccisarily supporting them...

  142. Re:You don't understand by jedimark · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I kinda agree with you.. If the ability to lift a copy for 'free' is taken away from the masses, the natural migration path for those who dont want to pay will end up being towards free software.

    I'd love to help out with writing some of this antipiracy stuff, but i'm a self righteous bastard who wouldn't run windows if I was paid to, besides, I don't wanna have to download a stinking compiler to do it. :-)

    I wonder how well microsoft will survive the reality check, when their user base has a huge chunk taken out of it, because they wont give freebe's anymore to the 'pirate scum'?

    They won't be taking in that much money from those few scared pirate fools rushing out to buy a legit copy.

    Sure makes me glad my O/S is free, works fast and stable, comes with both C compiler and source code, and every app i'll ever need.. and on top of that, I get a clean conscience in the bargain.

    Sorry Mr Gates, you aint gonna see a single cent from me.. unless I find Micro$ucks has crumbled and your destitute begging on the street corner.. in which case I might let you work for a couple of bucks an hour bootstrapping gentoo boxes for me... ;-)

  143. My BSD.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..is already theirs to freely build their windows from/on:)

  144. Re:Why are they doing this? Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are likely doing this for marketing.

    And they are not always right. I tried to update MS Office once, and a screen came back and said I had an illegal copy. I didn't.

    But being a little fish, even if I have a legal copy I don't want the legal expense of defending myself. Because even if you do win, there is the issue of compensation for aggrevation, legal expense and lost work time.

    So I promptly unloaded MS Office and loaded Open Office... and once you get used to it you wonder why you spent so much on MS Office.

  145. Re:You don't understand by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Also consider this:

    Wonder how many shops are reinstalling computers with XP Corp because the owner doesn't have / lost the original media and the computer had to be formatted. Telling them they're gonna have to shell out another hundred bucks for an OS is NOT a way to keep them happy

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  146. Re:none by geekboy642 · · Score: 0

    Given that quite a few people that use W*nd*ws seem to do all their "work" reading a certain popular website and getting boned by IE, spyware, and a few viruses, the last claim seems even reasonable.
    I, just btw, proudly have not a single legit copy of any MS product. I wonder if they'll verify my operating system as being legit. ^^;

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  147. No by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Thats the short answer. No, they wont get my permission to look at my stuff. Not even with a bribe.

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  148. Key Gens by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Only problem with your scenario, is that if a keygen can duplicate ( even by a slim chance ) an existing corporate keyoode, then the legit company really cant be held liable at all.. its not their fault, most likely..

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  149. Re:No. No it doesn't by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    I never said I wanted it for free.

    We don't get that sick joke called "support" from IBM either. Again, we're talking support to a corporation. Paid-for premium support.

    And it's so useless, you just can't describe how useless it is. All that huge message I've wrote doesn't even scratch the surface of the madness.

    We've actually had several people quitting because of WebSphere and the frustration of dealing with IBM's support. Roll it around in your head. In a job market collapse, people rather quitting than keeping working with a product. That bad.

    So again, it's not even hard for MS to look good by comparison. It's not that MS products are great per se, it's just that "software quality" or "good support" nowadays are complete oxymorons. Microsoft's just happens to be, well, "among the least bad".

    It's sorta like choosing the "best" between being whipped and being kicked repeatedly in the balls, really. Me, I'll take the whipping if I have a choice.

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  150. Re:You don't understand by sepluv · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That is where the stronger conspiracy theory put forward does not work (although there probably is a conspiracy here somewhere). Remember, Microsoft actually encourage piracy of their products in some circles (where as they force big law-abiding users like governments to pay up) as this is the only way they can stop everyone from moving to a better OS. These facts have been well documented.

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  151. Oh, how delightfuly ironic! by Performaman · · Score: 0

    When I went to view this article, I was greeted by two Microsoft ads.

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    I have gas, but my car uses petrol.
  152. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by Snaller · · Score: 1

    By pirating Windows, you're supporting Microsoft domination on the desktop.


    No no, didn't you hear - downloading hurts the industry - he is sticking it to Bill!

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  153. Re:Support? Security? Hehe... by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 1

    You're right. You should send your laptop back, and make damn certain the company you tried to buy it from knows why.

    Good luck.

  154. Aaggghhh...don't read this stuff... by sepluv · · Score: 1
    at least not while drinking hot beverages...

    this is almost as bad as their "The Facts" site:

    Using genuine Microsoft software ensures that you get world-class reliability, security and support so you can be confident that your PC and system will provide the perofrmence and the experience that you have come to expect from...Microsoft...ask for geuine MS software

    ye..right...and I had to retype that because for some goddamn reason the text is on the page as an image (without appropriate alt text)

    http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fw ww.microsoft.com%2Fgenuine%2Fdefault.mspx%3Fdispla ylang%3Den arrggghh!

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  155. That's no big deal by timlyg · · Score: 0

    That's still easy to crack.
    Just change some of the assembly lines where it say: Go online verify.

    Instead of having a image copy of Windows, one would have to settle with a cracked version of windows.

    Thank you bill, at first I didn't think that linux migration isn't gonna work. But you have proven me wrong.

  156. Enjoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  157. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I installed XP back in december of 2000.. i used that devils0wn FCK corp key.. once the keygen came out I generated a bunch of keys for me and some friends.. I changed my key years ago

    I've installed the service packs and they install fine, they dont detect the key..

    But I tried this validation thing and got

    "Invalid Windows Product Key
    Unfortunately the key that you used to install Windows matches one on a list of known invalid Product Keys."

    then it says how it might be an invalid VLA or an old VLA key

    How can that be? It's a custom generated key

    I think its the corperate key, should i have used the Pro key?

  158. Congratulations! You're Done! Linux passes!! by phil42 · · Score: 0

    Whew! I sure was worried that my linux dist. would not pass the Windows autenticity test!

  159. Re:You don't understand by sjames · · Score: 1

    Agreed! I sincerely wish Bill and co. absolutely 100% success in stamping out Windows copyright violations. The most likely manifestation of that will be white box vendors offering the same hardware with Linux and all the extras you will likely ever want, or for an extra $150 you can have bare-bones Windows. The Linux option will be the price they advertise.

  160. Re:You don't understand by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and, likely, attempting to close the non-activation loophole for volume licensed copies with Longhorn

    First, plenty of pirated versions of XP just use a cracked activator. VLK might make up for a larger percentage, only because it takes less effort. Fix that approach, and they'll just shift the balance rather than significantly affect the total.

    Second, although to the average home user, the magic acronym "VLK" might sound like a godsend for piracy, for the average corporate IT person dealing with more than a dozen machines, the idea of not using a VLK sounds like insanity.

    I spend almost half of my time at work healing PCs (around 150 wired employees, and not even my primary job description to keep them all happy). For anything more serious than "I can't print" (hyperbole, but not all that much), I just reinstall XP. Now, if I had to go through activation each time I do that... <Shudder>.


    If every Joe User and even every Bob SuperAdmin had to pay full price (even OEM) for every single copy of Windows & Office (and Photoshop and x and y and z) out there, you would see a serious exodus to Linux and related.

    Agree completely. You can currently get a decent new PC for well under $500. If the cost of that tripled just for software licensing, no one would run Windows.

  161. It doesn't work. by karmatic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I set up a machine in VMWare, installed using a key from the MSKey 4in1 VLK, product range 640-500 to 640-600.

    It validates fine.

    I have MSDN universal, so I'm fine, but it seems that the "is it valid" thing should actually detect invalid copies.

  162. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by kacymartin · · Score: 1
    That said, my primary OS is legit. But it happens to be made by Apple...
    Which is partly owned by Microsoft :)
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  163. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by Jerf · · Score: 1

    Companies shouldn't assume that everyone who's using dodgy/generated keys didn't legitimately purchase their software...

    They don't have to assume. Given the legitimacy of EULAs, by cracking the software, you are in violation of the license. Therefore, you are obligated to destroy your copy. (No, they aren't obligated to return your money. Ha ha.) Therefore, if you continue to use it, you are doing so illegally without license, so they can pursue everybody using fake keys or patches without regard to whether the customer bought it.

    It may have an impact on the resulting (theoretical) lawsuit, though. A non-paid-for copy of XP Home can plausibly be said to carry $100 in damages if you get charged with copyright infringement, but it is going to be hard to convince a judge of any damage for a paid-for copy. They might try to hit you with a contract-breach suit, but there's a reason no breach-of-EULA has ever actually gone to court, at least at the consumer level.

    Practically speaking, there isn't much they can do legally. But given the legitimacy of EULAs, they can still safely act as though all cracked copies are illegitimate.

    (Now, a lesson in logic for the Slashdotters who may not have gotten there yet: I use the term "given" to mean "If we assume X to be true". You see it a lot in real math classes. It does not make any claims about the actual truth of X. I personally do not accept EULAs in their current form. But Microsoft clearly does, and if you want to look from their point of view, as I did in this post, that's one of the things you have to take as a "given".)

  164. I run a pirated version of XP by mwilli · · Score: 1

    But I ran the test and it said it was probably legitimate??? If they can't even tell, then why should I care if I pay for it or not?

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  165. ummm if it's not obvious by dougnaka · · Score: 1
    You're *stealing*, just becuase you hate the people you *steal* from doesn't mean it's somehow ok. I mean, I could understand a moral stretch if you were starving while some rich guy was throwing away tons of food and you stole some of his food.

    But computer software? Sorry man, you should care because you should have a conscience and know that stealing is wrong.

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    1. Re:ummm if it's not obvious by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      But see, you use the physical object analogy to prove your point.

      If the rich guy's bread was self replicating, he could so much as throw one loaf out, and he's a modern day jesus, with enough bread for the whole world.

      That analogy does not work for intellectual property. When you steal from a person, store, whatever, hell, even if it's boxed software, they have lost something that has value to it. When you steal music, or the actual software program itself, he loses, at most, a customer who would have paid otherwise. Unfortunately, most of the people who DO steal software or music wouldn't buy it otherwise. If it were impossible to copy software or music, I know I'd be using some old version of DOS, listening to WAV files of Beethoven or something.

    2. Re:ummm if it's not obvious by macromegas · · Score: 1

      *steal* is equal to steal is unequal to copyright infringement. And as far as I care porperty is theft mainly anyway, of course thats a private opinion that didnt help to avoid the windows tax on my subnote. Hm, but there might be some irony in that.

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  166. They want you to run the test. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Im not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing that Microsoft is starting to officially recognize and acknowledge its competition.

    - They want people with Microsoft platforms to run the test.

    - Some of them have abandoned IE for other browsers (such as Firefox).

    - So to get non-IE browser users to run the test they have to tell them it will work on other browsers, and give special instructions for the users of browsers (Firefox) who might have to do something different to get it to run.

    In this case it's more valuable to them to actually mention the other brwosers than to keep it mum, because getting more people to run the tool is less important to them than avoiding letting people know that there are options available.

    Firefox penetration is quite large - especially among both people likely to have a pirated copy. And I'd IE replacement in general is getting up there at government and corporate sites, now that the US government's antiterrorist operation has issued specific warnings against IE as a hole for terrorist attacks on the US information infrastructure.

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  167. Reason to pirate Windows... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    Compatability with incompatability...

  168. Re:You don't understand by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

    It may not keep them happy, but it's not the fault of the store. When we do a reinstall of XP at the store I work at if they've lost their key, we tell them they need to buy a new copy and that's the end of it. If they don't like it they can go somewhere else.

  169. Re:You don't understand by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

    Sepluv, is there any chance you could provide a link or two to sources showing microsofts encouragement of piracy? Not that I doubt you, I just find the idea interesting and would like to read more about it.

  170. Everyone has a price by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Mine's a lot higher.

    How's this:

    I'll let you check if my XP Home is legit if you'll give me a free upgrade to Longhorn when it comes out.

    Not interested? I thought not.

    I'll let Linus check if my Linux kernel is legal in exchange for a free upgrade to the 2.8 kernel when it comes out :)

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  171. Re:You don't understand by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    Actually, it is in the top 3. Microsoft spends most of its effort targeting corporate and reseller piracy.

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  172. wine by k31bang · · Score: 1

    Can I get this validator to work with wine?




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  173. Um no thx by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    I already know all the copies of non-xp I install, and some of the xp I install, are pirated. Come get me.

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  174. Re:I use an illegal copy of windows xp BECAUSE of by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    I have rung the MS Phone activation many times. Simple,...

    Sure...if you have a phone. Lots of folks here with internet but no phone service.

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  175. This DOES happen... by oldosadmin · · Score: 1

    Although where I used to work, not with Win XP. I quit my job because they were just 'sliding' copies of 98/ME on new computers and using used 2k/XP OEM keys on new computers (which is illegal).

    No job is worth a knock on the door from the BSA.

    Hrm. I probably should post this AC, but oh well.

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  176. Looking for "volunteers"? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 0

    Micro$oft: "Ja, zee process iz non-mandatory und anonymous. Of course all zose who do not pass zee test must vear zis little gold penguin sewn on all clothing"

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  177. The troll moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The anti-Microsoft bias here on slashdot is showing.
    50% Interesting
    30% Insightful
    20% Troll
    But I wonder. Did the troll moderation because the post was anti-Microsoft, or because it praised Windows XP? :-)

  178. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by plj · · Score: 1

    So what is your suggestion then? Give up doing what you were about to do entirely, because the software you would have absolutely needed only happens to run on Windows? And only continue using it after one year or so when it has been ported to some other platform?

    Sorry, but your viewpoint is simply way too idealistic. It's sounds a bit like not using proprietary apps at all due to ideological reasons. Such an ideology just leads to situations, where you have to entirely give up doing something, which is otherwise technically possible.

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  179. In most cases by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    It's included with the computer. Dell doesn't break down and seperate the price of Windows from the system, they include it. Many local builders do the same. They have complete systems with a price tag, and that includes Windows. Well, if I buy one of those, it's reasonable to assume that the copy I'm getting is legit. It should be part of the price. If they are giving me an illegal copy, that's fraud.

  180. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by plj · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. MSFT once owned some preferred stock of AAPL. But the sold them away few years ago, and preferred stocks do not count anyway. More information about the motives of that deal in this thread.

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  181. Re:You don't understand by bob+beta · · Score: 1

    the same hardware with Linux and all the extras you will likely ever want, or for an extra $150 you can have bare-bones Windows

    The hitch, though, is that everything the consumer wants isn't available on Linux.

    Until there is a seamless 'Install Shield' type mechanism, and racks of games and other software that people can buy and install on their Linux system, they won't want a Linux system.

    I have personally gone for over a year at a time on only-Linux system at home, starting back in 1994. I used Linux-only for most of the year 1998. Shit, I've put 'comments' on snail-mail offers from Microsoft and shipped 'em back at them.

    Linux doesn't cut it, for a lot of uses that a lot of people find important. Until there's a full WYSIWYG PDF editor like Adobe Acrobat (no, 'print to PDF' and 'PDF viewer' doesn't do it), until there's a powerful Sound editor like Cool Edit, it won't suffice for me. And those are just two instances.

    The $150 bare-bones Windows at least can be realistically enhanced with stuff people want, in the ways they're accustomed to getting them. Come back when Linux is close to being done.

  182. Piracy rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are mostly correct about the piracy rates going down, they do. What is funny, at it's only a recent development, that some pirates would rather migrate to GPL software in certain cases. For example, you need to include a media player and a codec on a CD disc with a DivX movie, because who knows what the user have installed and what he haven't. The movie can be a standard pirate fare, but the question is - what player you put there? It happens that licensing a commercial player would be prohibitively expensive (several times more per copy than the disc would sell for). This is mindboggling, but pirates actually do care about license issues sometimes and so they turn to GPL players. :) Seriously.

  183. Re:You don't understand by bob+beta · · Score: 1

    For anything more serious than "I can't print" (hyperbole, but not all that much), I just reinstall XP.

    Sorry. You don't sound like a very qualified support person. There are 'boardswapping drones' in hardware repair, and have been since the minicomputer era. There are parts swappers at auto shops.

    I won't say 'beneath contempt' because perhaps you just haven't had enough training.

  184. Re:wee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only if they knew how to operate those cameras... Teir sales people can't even explain the difference between Intel and AMD, and you think they can operate cameras? Ha! When penguins fly! (And I don't mean the penguin in Tux Racer.)

  185. Legit? You don't Say! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How droll we are to swallow Micro$$$$$ argument about 'legitimate software'! No software sold at retail in common stores in the United States today is really 'legit'! Look at the legal conundrums that serve as 'limited warrantees' to see the lie of claimes of legitimacy exposed for anyone who cares to read them. I mean really read them, not just 'click and fly away to ignorance is bliss land'.

    Read those 'agreements' and you will see that the makers of the software consider there product is unreliable junk. They run away from all guarantees or warrantees, even that of merchantability or fitness. That means, sports fans, that the software is considered by its makers not worth the paper that it is boxed in. All arguments about value or legitimacy should really be directed at the manufacturers who do not want us to even look at the code of the stuff to see how deficient it probably really is!

  186. Re:You don't understand by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure if you register with microsoft by providing your CD key, name and address, like most companies recommend, you can call and get your key back / get a new key.

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  187. Re:You don't understand by smaug195 · · Score: 1

    Well, I can tell you that some things are quicker fixed by reinstalling windows then by going through the steps of fixing them. Back in my IT days (9 months ago) we just prepared a ghost image for all the computers. All user data was on active directory and it would takes us about 30minutes to an hour to reinstall windows and get all the user settings and such back. Sometimes it's easier then going through the hassle of fixing the damn thing.

  188. If piracy leads to adoption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Month 1

    Me: Hey Bob, guess what I got?
    Bob: What?
    Me: I got pirated copy of firefox, no key required.
    Bob: Really, can you burn me one.
    Me: Take this one, I already have a copy on my HD. If ya want the source code, let me know.

    Month 2
    Me: Bob, guess what?
    Bob: What
    Me: I got an office suite; its pirated from sun.
    Bob: Sun?
    Me: Sun, yea, they made a new proto-type MS Office killer. Serial numbers have been removed from the product. Some crackers removed the name and called it OpenOffice. They have a web site mocking them. Its great.
    Bob: Can I get a copy?
    Me: Take this one, I got a copy on my HD. If ya want the source code, let me know. I know people.

    Month 3:
    Enter in this whole FOSS / GNU / Linux thing.

  189. Spelling Is Important by Feniscowles · · Score: 1

    "piece of mind" A great of example of why correct spelling is important. I know how shouldn't let these things bother me and I know it is rude to correct someone's spelling. I also know that a lot of grammer experts are going to rip this port apart but when a sentence is rendered meaningless....... The word is peace. It's not the same as piece. They're called homonyms - same word but different meaning. That's why correct spelling is important. If it was in a posted comment I wouldn't bother but it is in the blurb for a submitted story! Is there any editorial control, any proof-reading?

  190. Holiday fun pack by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    The new Holiday Fun Pack!
    Spend the holidays in prison you filthy pirate!
    You get cool stuff like!
    -An 8 year sentence in prison!
    -a 99 cent post card to write to your friends and family!
    -Free unlimited Prison Sex!
    -A premade noose!

    and much much more!

  191. Steam got it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steam allows its users to download and install the software wherever they want, so long as they only use one copy per license at a time. I think the only restriction they have is that Steam cannot be installed to a network device.

  192. Good luck cracking down on old versions of Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serial numbers weren't even implemented until Windows for Workgroups 3.11. Even then, it still wasn't required to have one upon installing Windows. Windows 95 was the first that "required" inputting a serial number, but of course everyone knows the generic serial for 95 and 98. How on earth do they plan on cracking down on these old versions of Windows? Just because some of them aren't supported, doesn't meant they aren't still in use.

  193. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by eluusive · · Score: 1

    Frankly I always wonder how they can prove you actually accepted that EULA. If _you_ did not have somebody accept it on your behalf, and you did not accept it. How can _you_ be accountable. "Oh my friend must have installed that on my computer when i wasn't around."

  194. Photo Story 3 is bloody good by howhardcanitbetocrea · · Score: 1

    I have a legit copy of WinXP - it was given to me by MS after I made a suggestion on how to improve hotmail - the irony is, I now use Gmail and firefox. The point is, having snooped the packet that is sent, I am satisified they aren't poking around in my computer. So I grabbed Photo Story 3, only yesterday. As it happened I was at a pissup last night and with minimal effort made a photo thingy that has resulted in heaps of "shit, that was good, how did you do it". I don't think MS are the good guys, but since I am not suffering from paranoid delusions, I don't think that I have anything to fear from them.

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  195. Dell? What about Toshiba. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    I speak from experience with a client. He has a Toshiba Laptop.

    The Toshiba guys have some sort of CLONED CD from a hard drive, and when something goes wrong with your legitimate Windows XP (Home - ack), there's no choice. You can't just insert the Microsoft Windows XP CD and choose "repair". No. You have to insert the cloned CD from Toshiba, make it repartition your HD, format it, and install their already-tweaked version.

    Microsoft could do their users a BIG favor if they forced their re-vendors to distribute "rescue" CD's in case some of these stupidities happen.

    Oh, you wanna know how this guy's HD was messed up in the first place? He said "yes" when asked to install SP2.

  196. Re:I use an illegal copy of windows xp BECAUSE of by brxndxn · · Score: 1

    It's still fucking legal if you run XP without activating it, you goddamn moron. Just because you don't comply 100% with Microsoft's EULA doesn't mean you're a criminal. Just because MS says something is illegal does NOT make it illegal. There's copyright and then there's crime.

    Nobody should have to ask permission to use software once they've already bought it. You're just one of the poor few too ignorant and naive enough to believe Microsoft, in it's ever-increasing legalized monopolistic behavior, will gravitate towards reason.

    A free-market economy cannot influence Microsoft any longer since there is no longer a free market. So, the only thing left is active disobedience. By submitting to MS's phone activation scheme, you're just showing MS that there's willing drones ready to do anything required to run their software.

    Non-morons know that asking permission to use something you already bought it unreasonable, so I am justified by calling you a moron. Not only do you submit to their requirements, but you actively defend them.

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  197. Re:You don't understand by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    Linux doesn't cut it, for a lot of uses that a lot of people find important. Until there's a full WYSIWYG PDF editor like Adobe Acrobat (no, 'print to PDF' and 'PDF viewer' doesn't do it), until there's a powerful Sound editor like Cool Edit, it won't suffice for me. And those are just two instances.

    OpenOffice.org and Audacity. You can test both of them on your Windows machine without making the switch.

    Um, I don't actually know if there's an import pdf filter for OpenOffice.org. I keep my source material so I don't have to deal with editing the PDF, I just generate new ones.

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  198. I don't have a legit version. (WARNING: long rant) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Posted as AC to protect my butt).

    But you wanna know something? If Microsoft didn't have a monopoly over Microsoft Word (I used to haev WordPerfect on my machine), Excel (my dad used Lotus), and even DOS (we tried DR-DOS, but stupid microsoft undocumented code screwed compatibility - hey, ), and of course, Windows (I wanted OS/2!), I _WOULD_ have considered buying Windows.

    But now, they had to screw us ALL users to get all the marketshare. So now we end up having ONE operating system, ONE "decent" office, etc.

    I'm forced to use crappy tools to make Excel stylesheets from PHP webpages because Microsoft hasn't RELEASED the excel file format (the heck, they keep adding more secret stuff every year).

    I used to use Netscape, but Microsoft came over with IE4 included with windows and we all know where that went.

    And they want me to PAY them for the "favor" of giving me "great" products? Screw' em all. If I could I would bomb the entire Redmond facilities or destroy all their MS Office soure code.

    Really. Microsoft would do us ALL a favor if they simply released their file formats and the XP source code.

    In the meantime, I can only daydream of a decent Linux who will run all windows software (i.e. winamp with all the MOD and MIDI plugins, games, etc) except the malware.

    That's why I haven't bought Windows, and NEVER WILL.

  199. Another reason they are doing this by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    I downloaded the installer, and it wouldn't install, it gave me the message "Windows Media Player 10 must be installed..." etc.
    Well, as you may know, WMP 10 includes no improvements at all, but mainly exists because it has strengthened digital right management tools. It actuallys lets you do less than WMP 9.

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  200. Re:You don't understand by bob+beta · · Score: 1

    PDF files can be hyperlinked, tables of content can be generated for them, etc. They can be annotated by people in collaborative groups.

    I use Acrobat to scan paper documents directly into PDF format. My sheetfed scanner will do doubleside scans.

    A 'print filter' is a pathetic comparison. I guess, however, if that's the only tool you have for generating PDF. . .

    There isn't any tool at a realistic price range that compares to Cool Edit. My point really wasn't to raise these examples as 'absolute' claims, but rather to show a few examples where app developers went deep into the task and developed Windows Apps to meet a need. Linux is quite weak in the area of Multimedia authoring apps.

  201. Re:You don't understand by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    Not every store has the luxury of being able to afford to turn away customers.

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  202. Re:You don't understand by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    OpenOffice.org's pdf filter isn't a print filter, it's an export filter, and supports all the linking and crap you're talking about. Furthermore, LyX supports it very directly, by using LaTeX in its backend. So if that's what you're looking for, it's already there.

    Audacity does everything CoolEdit 2000 does, and most of it it does better (the only exception being export to mp3, and that's debateable, and also the pop'n'click filter). I don't know how Audacity compares to the newer versions that have been rebranded since CoolEdit got bought by Adobe (or was it Apple? Someone with an A-name).

    I wasn't specifically trying to refute your examples. I was trying to make a completely different point, which is that many times people hold up a few examples and say "Linux isn't good enough", and all the examples demonstrate is that whatever the poster was trying to say, he hasn't actually checked to see if it's true, because it wasn't.

    The only sense in which Linux is weak in the area of multimedia authoring apps is the sense that some of the key apps are still unstable. Once stability has arrived (coming soon), Linux will be quite superior to Windows simply because the multimedia programmers for Linux have taken the time to build an extremely powerful architecture (the first A in ALSA means "Advanced". There's also Jack, and a few other things). So we're just waiting for stability. And for many of us, stability is already here where we need it.

    As for word processors and pdf support, it's been here for awhile as well. And I'm not just talking about a print filter. LyX has had excellent pdf support for several years, OpenOffice.org got it in the 1.1 branch. So I'm not entirely certain what you're looking for, especially since I've *never* managed to coerce Acrobat to do anything for me. Maybe I'm too dumb to use Adobe applications, but I'm not too dumb for Linux. Go figure that one.

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  203. Mind by JSR+$FDED · · Score: 1

    > but received 800,000 without offering anything but piece of mind.

    Piece of mind? Sure! How about: screw you M$!

  204. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by macromegas · · Score: 1

    The legislation I have the pleasure to enjoy where I am right now doesnt consider EULAs to be binding in anyway, it isnt even considered any form of contract. Actually it is simply impossible here that I coud have made any contract with m$ anyhow (yes, no shrink wrap license), as I didnt buy my copy from them but from a vendor. Easy : I have a contract with the vendor, not with m$ - so they cant impose anything by any means legal that goes beyond the extend of IP laws that apply anyway. Nice isnt it?

    IANAL blabla

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  205. Re:You don't understand by macromegas · · Score: 1

    ...VST(2)-support? Rewire? Just about any decent audio/midi sequenzer? As much as I like Linux, but it really sux big time in the music creation department, both consumer and pro level. Given, that it is only a very small user group affected, but I think it illustrates a thing or two.

    I'll grant that audacity is a nice app and ardour seems to be on a promising way, eventually there might even be some softsynth-ports sometime and midi integration is on their roadmap for 3.0, but currently its 0.9betasomething. If I could have Reason (yes, it is a toy but a great one) for linux, too ... well, way to go.

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  206. Pass the ammo by rts008 · · Score: 0

    MonkeyBoy Ballmer wants to gather a starting list for lawsuits after seeing the **IA's recent "court settlements for profit" business model being so lucrative. Don't kid youself that it's to your best interests! It's for their shady business plans, no doubt.

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  207. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but can apparently afford to knowingly break the law?...real smart.

  208. Re:You don't understand by ddent · · Score: 1

    Saying they are knowingly breaking the law is assuming a lot of things which may not be true...

  209. Re:You don't understand by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

    I'd be more worried about installing illegal software personally. Also, we rarely turn customers away in a case like this. They might get mad and huff and puff but in the end they usually just tell us to go ahead and sell them another copy.

  210. Re:You don't understand by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    Just like you can afford to knowingly break the law when you download MP3s. The odds of being caught are about the same, for a small time computer shop.

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  211. Re:You don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  212. Re:Mine is pirated XP. So..??? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    Nope, what I would do is bite the bullet and pay for Windows along with some antivirus software and deal with the complexity of interacting with your favourite OS and keeping the environment stable.

    In reality, yeah, many people would probably pirate the OS and pirate the software. But when you wonder why there are no little guys offering slightly lesser products for $50 instead of full blown professional products for $1000, you'll know that you've got the $1000 product for nothing, and software companies, by tolerating piracy, have effectively found a way to freeze out the competition through "market dumping" and pass the blame on to the consumers.

    IMHO, the software license model is flawed. It depends on the public legal system to incur the costs of enforcing private interests. Make the software companies pay for their screwed up business model and they'd all quickly shift from a software license model towards a service-based model. Why are our taxes being used to protect Microsoft from piracy?

  213. Re:You don't understand by pla · · Score: 1

    Sorry. You don't sound like a very qualified support person.

    It takes less than an hour to reinstall Windows.

    It (can) take considerably more than an hour to track down whatever stupid mistake user-X made (or get them to admit they did something wrong, with enough detail to track it down), assuming they broke something non-trivial.


    There are 'boardswapping drones' in hardware repair, and have been since the minicomputer era.

    You incorrectly make the mistake of assuming that my choosing to reinstall Windows rather than waste more time repairing it means I could not repair it, if I so wished. If that held true, I would actually agree with you. But my goal in doing my job involves only getting the job done in the most efficient manner possible. I consider taking longer than necessary to do a job nothing more than egotistical self entertainment. Yes, fixing a machine the "right" way gives almost a sort of thrill-of-the-hunt feeling... I don't get paid to hunt, I get paid for results.


    I won't say 'beneath contempt' because perhaps you just haven't had enough training.

    I will. "Beneath contempt". Perhaps you get paid hourly rather than on salary... As for myself (and my employer, but I consider that the less relevant point), the less time it takes me to fix something, the more time I have to do my actual job.

  214. Re:You don't understand by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Okay, sure. Any college/university bookstore that sells legal copies of Microsoft operating systems, applications and development tools. For example, I bought a licensed copy of Visual Studio 6, complete, for five bucks. Interestingly, being an "academic" version it didn't have nor require a serial number. It just installed, and while it did ask for a registration code, you could type in "slashdot sucks" and it would install fine. Microsoft knows full well that every kid on campus will have a copy of any of their products that they want, and the lack of a registration code just makes it that much easier to give away. So yes, Microsoft does (in some circles, as the parent said) encourage "piracy" (and I use the term loosely, this isn't really piracy) with the express intent of gaining and maintaining mindshare. They want those thousands of graduates to be familiar with Microsoft's products, so that when they eventually get out into the corporate world they will buy and recommend what they know. In Bill Gates' ideal world, this would only be Windows and Office.

    Apple began doing this back in the early 80's, and Microsoft, as usual, embraced and extended someone else's good idea.

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  215. XP Embedded by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    You have to run this validator to get it now, I see (I'm going to see what little hardware XP needs - XP Pro's been run on as little as a 20MHz Pentium (with 32MB RAM), and a 63MHz Pentium OD with 18MB RAM).

    1. Re:XP Embedded by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Never mind - it only recommended it, and let you download without verifying (I would have passed, I installed from the CD that came with this laptop).

  216. Microsoft is demon spawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish that people would get past the propaganda that you must use windows. Any software for the win32 platform can be run with emulators on the Mac. I know they cost more than most pcs, but what are you willing to pay for security and long life. The pc you buy today will be outdated yesterday, but most other platforms have a long product life as evidenced by the VAXes still in use. But remember that if you need an emulator don't use VirtualPC now owned by the devil himself.

  217. Re:You don't understand by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

    Hmm, that's interesting. Thanks for the info.

  218. Re:You don't understand by grrrl · · Score: 1
    Linux doesn't cut it, for a lot of uses that a lot of people find important. Until there's a full WYSIWYG PDF editor like Adobe Acrobat (no, 'print to PDF' and 'PDF viewer' doesn't do it), until there's a powerful Sound editor like Cool Edit, it won't suffice for me. And those are just two instances.


    i still think its crazy to want to edit pdf documents directly. pdf lets ppl share documents that are easily readable, printable, fast and free of virii. if you want someone to *edit* your work, send a text file or word doc, or latex source

  219. Re:You don't understand by sjames · · Score: 1

    The hitch, though, is that everything the consumer wants isn't available on Linux.

    Some consumers want things that aren't available on Linux. Others will be quite happy with what is already there. For example, I haven't had a Windoes machine since '95, and I haven't missed it.

    Some parents may consider the sparcity of games for Linux to be a feature!

    As more people who are used to paying for proprietary software have Linux machines, the incentive for companies to have a Linux port will grow.

    As for Install Shield, why in the world would anyone want that crap when Linux offers several package management systems (yum, apt, apt4rpm, etc) already? With many of the desktop systems available in Linux, the install procedure is: Insert the CD. When the window pops up, doubleclick install. Done. If people can't handle that, they won't likely have a computer unless they hire an electrician to plug it in for them.

    Also keep in mind that the $150 is just the start. If MS is successfull in stamping out copyright infringement, there'll also be extra costs for Office, etc. That might make OpenOffice look fairly attractive.

  220. Must Check Windows Version Online by AndyCanfield · · Score: 1

    I tried it. But they insist that I be online when I run the checker. Sorry, Bill, but I won't connect to the Internet using Windows. Too many security holes. Give me a validity checker that I can download and I'll use it.
    AFAIK, I run a legal copy of Windows 98 Thai Edition First Edition, which Microsoft no longer supports, so no patches.
    Sorry, Bill, but no way am I going to let your holey system wade through the Internet swamp.

  221. Re:I use an illegal copy of windows xp BECAUSE of by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
    Why do you say "Not gonna happen"?

    Using a 'phone isn't as trivial for everyone as most people think. Although I doubt the grandparent poster is in this category there are people out there for whom making a non-personal 'phone-call is a heck of a trial.

    Simple, Quick, and WORKS.

    I get anxiety attacks sometimes trying to make phone-calls. To me that's more than enough for me to never buy software that requires phone-activation. I'm not paying for something that ensures me having to work myself into a right state merely to use what I've legitimately paid for.

    No definitely not "simple" in my case. And I know that my anxiety issues are minor compared to some. And my experience with any phone-support line tends to suggest it wouldn't be "quick" either.

    Allowing you to run your legal copy legally.

    Plus, anxiety issues or not, why should someone have to phone up to validate something they've paid (usually a lot of) money for just because they've chosen/needed to change the hardware several times?
    Once you've bought it the software's still legal. You shouldn't have to go out of your way so that the company you've already paid can "allow" you to get what you paid for.

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  222. I found a solution to help both of us... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    Simply move to Iran. It appears the government there can stop "false" political speech!
    http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=19413

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  223. Re:You don't understand by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

    I would say the odds of being caught as a small business are BETTER than being caught as a private individual.

    Businesses have employees and customers that can be disgruntled. Home users are one fish in an ocean, and the lawsuits are just the RIAA out of a boat, casting a net.

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