User: Nakkel

Re:Hmmm...

On: Thin Client Solutions For Libraries?

-1 Flamebait, hmh... Perhaps this would have been better in the parent, The Librarian

You illiterate clods :P

Re:Hmmm...

On: Thin Client Solutions For Libraries?

I think hes a big fat monk^H^H^H^Hape.

Re:Who needs 50 GB in a game?!

On: PS3 To Use Blu-Ray Technology

"less Media Player 9"

There you have it! The missing 2.5GB!

Re:Thats why...

On: Macaque Monkey Goes Totally Bipedal

I, for one, welcome our new walking monkey overlords.

No, we have plenty of those already.

Re:So if black holes are lossless

On: Steven Hawking Loses Bet On Black Holes?

Hmmm... If one knew how black holes compress matter/information could it really be applied to data compression on computers? As to say can real life physics be used as models for computer operations?

Toshiba, a big company

On: Toshiba Unveils Laptop With Instant-On TV & DVR

... in Japan!

Re:With all due respect

On: Japanese Schoolchildren to be Tagged with RFID

add "in Japan" at the end, and it sounds more realistic. So no such luck, my friend.

Re:NASA and Being Sexy

On: NASA Urged to Reconsider Shuttle Mission to HST

robat that touches stuff and messes around: SEXY

Mmmm... Sexy robot... Wouldnt mind getting my stuff touched and messing with one of these.

Re:Legislation and litigation don't work

On: Senate Takes Aim At P2P Providers

Those litigious bastards!

Re:Wait, what?

On: More On The Open Sourcing Of Iraq

No, they have PlayStation2s running Linux.

3...2...1... /.

On: Top 500 Supercomputer List Released

Its safe to say that the site isnt hosted on any of those computers. Its already succumbing under the /. effect...

Re:The real question is....

On: Gentoo Officially Not-For-Profit

Didnt take too long for the answer to emerge.

Re:Hmmm...

On: NASA Seeks Proposals For Hubble Robotic Servicing

It wouldnt even get close before it gets scorched by Hubbles huge magnifying glass.

Re:wow

On: When 8 Megapixels Just Isn't Enough

Yes.

Re:.... [dots]

On: Gmail Users Get A Storage Boost [updated]

CPU power doubles every 18 months.

Does that count with CPU power consumption too?

Re:And don't forget

On: Mars & The Teachable Moment

The suckiness of movie physics is directly proportional to the audience's knowledge of physics. If NORMAL people understood more physics, the bad-physics movie would suck more.

Well, I do know how real physics work but I still prefer movies with all that whizzbang explosions and jetfighter movement in space. It aint real but it looks cool.

Re:IMHO, not technology

On: Work No Longer a Place but an Activity

"Hello, Im HAL 9000, your support contact. How may I be of assistance?"

Re:IMHO, not technology

On: Work No Longer a Place but an Activity

In 250 years or so, mutant rats are going to invent fire in the afterglow of post-nuclear war.

Re:update mechanisms

On: Apple Uncommunicative About Security Holes

Maybe he went the Mac way? Or never upgraded from hes trusty Altair?

Re:Chilled out

On: Missing Matter... Still Missing

Friggin sharks with fridging laser beams on their frigging heads. Cool.

Re:always with the tentacles

On: Video Games - Lost in Translation?

Um... Wicked City?

Re:Fine, here are some links

On: Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark

Why would the Turkish govt keep the ark a secret?

Could it be some religious issue? Turkey is a Islamic country so I dont think they would bee too happy if a major jewish relic would be found inside their borders.

So does this mean...

On: Data Transfer Has A Speed Limit

That we are going to need a particle accelerator to transfer our data in the future?

Re:Now I can answer that age old question.

On: Asteroid Impact Simulator Available

So, any volunteers to go and blow that one to pieces and save the Earth? Anyone?

Re:A chilling phrase if you're MS

On: Microsoft and EU Talks End

Developers, developers, developers, developers...