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  1. I say... on The World's First Full Face Transplant · · Score: 1

    Photos or it didn't happen!

  2. Re:Ten years from now - "WoW killed Blizzard" on Failed Games That Damaged Or Killed Their Companies · · Score: 1

    Yes, and it was terribly unbalanced. Humans dominated orcs.

  3. Re:So from what I can gather... on Human Males Evolve At a Faster Pace Than Females · · Score: 1

    Mod parent down. The point he made doesn't apply to the assertion that males evolve at a faster pace than females due to the Y chromosome.

    If what you are saying were the reason, then both males and females would be evolving at the same pace, because sperm cells can contain either an X or a Y chromosome.

  4. Re:I can't take girl gamers seriously on Girl Gamers More Hardcore Than Guys · · Score: 1

    You completely missed my point. I don't need or want to know if/that other gamers are girls. I would rather not know. I fail to see how it is important for me to know. No, I don't need to celebrate any gamer's femininity. No, I am not looking for female attention as I play. To the contrary, I think the attention whoring of girl gamers and those who would give them that attention detracts from the gaming experience as a whole.

    You make the argument that just "being a girl in a game gets you a LOT of attention". But why, then, must girl gamers make sure that everybody knows they are girls? If they didn't want all the attention, they'd just play, just being gamers. Not "girl gamers".

    That said, it sounds like I am playing different games than you. My online gaming is primarily in the realm of FPS games and parlor/card games. I don't play MMORPGs, and I think voice chat in games is silly.

  5. I can't take girl gamers seriously on Girl Gamers More Hardcore Than Guys · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just can't take "girl gamers" seriously because unfortunately, rule #1 of being a girl gamer is to make 100% sure that EVERYBODY knows you are a girl. I'm sorry, but WHY does it matter? It doesn't! Oh wait, except if you beat the guys, they MUST know they were beaten by a girl! And if you get beaten by the guys, hey, it's OK! You're just a girl!

    And of COURSE the girl gamers WANT all the added attention from the male misfits whose only hope of interaction with the opposite sex is only going to happen behind the veil of online gaming. You girl gamers say/pretend you don't, but you really do want it, or else you wouldn't follow the aforementioned rule #1 of being a girl gamer. And 100% of girl gamers follow rule #1.

    The only girl gamers I can take seriously aren't girl gamers. They're just gamers. They don't need for everyone to know they are girls. They don't need for ME to know they are girls. They just game in a gender neutral fashion. While I sincerely applaud any females who may be gaming in said manner, I doubt that any more than .00001% of female game players are really "just gamers" and not "girl gamers".

  6. Re:Programming without music? on Music While Programming? · · Score: 1

    I completely agree with the instrumental thing. I prefer instrumental metal. Try:

    Buckethead
    Paul Gilbert
    Jeff Loomis
    Jason Becker
    John 5
    Marty Friedman
    Virt (chiptune metal)
    et al.

  7. Re:1 Million Strong Against our SOCIALIST Fire Dep on Telco Sues City For Plan To Roll Out Own Broadband · · Score: 1

    When it comes to ObamaFireCare, remember, we are: Taxed Enough Already For American Red Truck Socialism.

    aka TEAFARTS

  8. $250k in sales... on 2D Boy Posts "Pay-What-You-Want" Final Wrap-up · · Score: 2, Interesting

    $250k in sales? Not a bad haul. I paid $3 for my copy, although I haven't even installed it yet. Just wanted to show support for this payment model.

  9. 7.8 million on RIAA's Elementary School Copyright Curriculum · · Score: 2, Funny

    7.8 million by their estimates, eh? That would be what, like 100 songs?

  10. Blinkies and the Blowing Myth on Rest In Print, Gaming Journalism · · Score: 1

    TFA mentions the "blinkies" that often happened to original NES systems, with the design flaw being the spring loaded, zero insertion force cartridge mechanism. TFA also mentions the supposed "solution" which involved taking the cart out, blowing into said cart, reinserting it, and repeating until it worked. I am still amazed how this MYTH has been perpetuated, and that very few seemed to ever figure out that there is a quick, easy, nearly foolproof, and nearly 100% effective solution.

    The easy way to solve this issue is to insert the cartridge without sliding it all the way back. When you press it down, you want the outer, visible edge of the cartridge to press against the ledge underneath. By so doing, it would make proper contact and work nearly every time.

    Blowing into your cartridges (especially when done by children in the 1980s) was just a way to add extra saliva, mucus, and/or food particles into the mix.

  11. As a longtime T-mobile customer... on Hackers Claim To Hit T-Mobile Hard · · Score: 2

    I, for one, welcome our new hacker overlords. Who cares who sees my cell phone records or texts. Besides, you'd have to be stupid to do anything REALLY private over the airwaves these days anyway, what with Bush and Obama both agreeing that warrantless wiretaps are a good idea.

    Seriously though, I've done PLENTY of shopping around over the years, and T-Mobile always has the best rates, best coverage, and best customer service out of all the US cellular providers. That might be like calling them a tall midget, but the best is the best. I get 2 lines with completely unlimited calling for less than $90.

    If this is real and T-Mobile's networks actually DO get shut down temporarily, then that will just be one less way that I get bothered.

  12. Re:Controllers on Ubisoft CEO Expects Set-Top Gaming, New Apple Hardware · · Score: 1

    Apparently you've never used a real Atari 2600 joystick.

  13. Re:That will never be as aggravating as memory vs. on The Hard Drive Is Inside the Computer · · Score: 1

    ...or the many dummy synonyms for the word "download". Awhile back I was doing tech support for a fairly small firm, and I quickly learned that in the stoopid realm, "download" could mean any combination of:

    copy
    install
    download
    upload
    import
    export
    transfer
    send
    receive
    etc.

  14. Re:LOL on Microsoft Won't Vouch For Linux · · Score: 1

    Now how can it be a free retake if you have to pay 35 dollars to get it? Is this the same scam like "Free" Credit Report.com that actually requires you to buy a subscription to their site to get the "free" credit report?

    Oh, the report is free alright. They just make you pay to get your credit score.

    And I'm sure Microsoft is the same way. The test is free! Oh, you wanted to know if you passed? Well pay up, bitch!

  15. Dubya on South Park Creators Given Signed Photo of Saddam Hussein · · Score: 1

    George W. Bush.

    The "W" stands for "war criminal".

  16. Re:Clear example of directional selection... on Reversing Undesirable Fish Evolution · · Score: 1

    Man I wish I was wherever you are. It's not feeling very summery here at all. In fact, it just started snowing again.

  17. Adjust your own name on Repairing / Establishing Online Reputation? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're THAT worried about it and can't control the Google hit, why not adjust your own name for resume purposes? Does the pedophile have the same middle name as you? Are there any professionally-acceptable variants of your first name? Or could you use your middle name instead of your first name?

    You could just use an altered name for resume purposes and through the hiring process, and then upon being hired clarify your preferred name, even explaining why.

  18. Re:Holy moly... on Utah Mulls a Database of Bar Customers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are conventional bars in Utah, or at least there are things that look a lot like bars, they just are technically clubs and require you to fill out a form and pay a small "membership fee" to get a drink.

    This is only true if either A) the "club" is otherwise totally empty, or B) you are such a complete and total douchebag that nobody would want you to come into the bar. The reason is because there is a provision in this stupid law that allows any club member to sponsor you as a guest, apparently for free. And while I am not a member of any such clubs so I don't know exactly how small the "membership fee" is, I am told that at many such clubs the fee is laughably small. The more exclusive ones (the fun clubs in Park City, for example) charge a higher fee because they can.

    I live in Utah, and while I am not a frequent bar patron, I do go on occasion. The first time I went out to a bar after moving here, I was shocked to find out that I would not be allowed to enter without a membership or being sponsored by a member. Then the door girl explained that you just ask anybody to sponsor you, and they will. She asked the next guy in for me. "Hey, will you sponsor this guy?" He replied, yeah sure, like it was an everyday thing.

    There are social benefits to this. Since frequent bar patrons have an incentive to become members of their favorite "club", the clubs seem to gravitate a certain type of person far more than in other places I have lived or visited. In other words, the cool clubs really are cool, and are often completely lacking in douchebags which is a welcome change from just about anywhere else in the world.

    I may be wrong on this, but I believe if there is an event at the club on any given night, the membership requirement is waived. The dance clubs capitalize on this by hosting "events" every night of the week with a cover charge, so they essentially circumvent the law.

    It's unfortunate that the Utah state legislosers play such a tremendous role in perpetuating oddball stereotypes about this state. In reality, most Mormons are very nice people, and most non-Mormon Utahns, in their ever-increasing numbers, do a great job of being non-Mormons.

  19. Re:Great! on Playing Tetris Is Good For You · · Score: 1

    NYET!

  20. Re:And even if the kids don't mind... on What Restrictions Should Student Laptops Have? · · Score: 1

    But lets say that the kids didn't mind people seeing what they did on these machines; how do you think the parents would feel about someone being able to spy on their kid that extensively? I really don't see that going over well at all...

    Actually it would be JUST FINE in the PRO-AMERICA parts of America! You betcha! ;-D

  21. Re:Reason why? on 8 People Buy "I Am Rich" iPhone App For $1,000 · · Score: 1

    As your spending approaches zero what does penis size approach?

    John Holmes. Duh!

  22. Re:Quid pro quo? on Blizzard Beefs up World of Warcraft's Recruit-a-Friend · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No, only his liver, but you do get the beans plus a nice glass of chianti.

  23. Re:I couldn't find info about Anascape on Nintendo Loses Controller Patent Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Informative

    6,351,205 "Variable-conductance sensor" [google.com] - this is a variation of the previous one with two click points during pressing the button.

    Every decent camera made in the last 20 years already has this. How would such a button not be obvious to an electronics designer?

  24. Re:Someone will eventually shut them down... on "Vetrolium" From Agricultural Waste · · Score: 1

    The problem is that production is slow and low. 500 barrels a day is great and all, but that's not even close to what is needed.

    Let it flow!
    Let-cha-self go!
    Slow and low,
    That is the tem-po!

    ...Brass monkey...that funky monkey...

  25. Most of us have already figured this out... on An App to Boil Down Online User Reviews · · Score: 1

    Most of us have already figured this out, but apparently some still haven't...

    The way to properly get information from online reviews is to sort from lowest rating to highest, skip the trolls, and read until you get to the fanbois.