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  1. Re:"The internet has confirmed it" on TV Viewers' Average Age Hits 50 · · Score: 1

    I predicted the death of broadcast TV back in 1995. IIRC, I gave it 10-15 years. It may take a little longer, but I suspect I was a lot closer than the folks who read my essay suspected....

    Actually it will happen in 2009 with the advent of the federally mandated digital-only signals. What the hell were they all thinking? The effect will be catastrophic to the networks -- most people will NOT be able to receive more than one or two channels for free, many homes will not get any channels at all. Apparently they think everyone is going to run out and pay for their mindless drivel? Pfft.

    Even living in a semi-major market (Orlando, Florida) I am able to receive 2 channels through digital, and that's not even all of the time. I went to visit family in Idaho Falls, Idaho, which is not a tiny place, and they have exactly one channel whose signal is strong enough to receive digitally. Most of America is going to be cable, satellite, or nothing, and the way gas prices have gone, it's going to be nothing for a lot of people.

    Congrats, US Congress, you killed broadcast TV!

  2. How to spot e-vote tampering? on How To Spot E-Vote Tampering? · · Score: 1

    When the results are final and "American Ninja" receives 801 votes, I think you'll know you're in trouble.

  3. Re:Nothing can beat my office on Tech's Top 10 Workspaces · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You've forgotten perhaps the #1 benefit of working from home...

    NEVER NEEDING TO POOP IN PUBLIC PLACES!!!

  4. Re:All you can eat? on Yahoo Offers All-You-Can-Eat Storage and Bandwidth · · Score: 1

    Tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine.

    YARRRR!

  5. Re:not very smrt on Smartphones Patented — Just About Everyone Sued 1 Minute Later · · Score: 0, Troll

    S-M-R-T! I AM SO SMRT!

  6. Re:Seems a bit mean-spirited... on Big Delays, Small Laptops: OLPC XO Recipients Mad · · Score: 1
    Sometime s**t happens

    This is Slashdot. It's OK, you can say "shit" here. It's really OK, I promise.

  7. Re:Wrong question. on Ford Claims Ownership Of Your Pictures · · Score: 1

    >>And the answer should still be know. Just thought I'd clarify.

    >Ummm... know or "no" ?

    Ummm... I don't no.

  8. Re:NOT PRICE FIXING. SCOTUS ruling protects Ninten on Retail Store Scalping Wii Consoles on eBay · · Score: 1

    When Target, for example, comes in, woos a brand, buys their product, and then discounts the crap out of it, I lose, the manufacturer loses, and the consumers win - for a few months. Then, the brand goes out of business

    Ok, so name some names. What brands have actually gone out of business because of this?

  9. Re:You Americans and your Crazy Laws on Best Buy Customer Gets Box Full of Bathroom Tiles Instead of Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the land of needles placed inside cokes and severed fingers placed inside Wendy's chili. Retail fraud is all too common on this side of the pond, mate.

  10. Re:UT3 PC Demo is out NOW! on Unreal Tournament 3 Performance Revealed · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's a faster (for me) mirror:

    filefront.com

  11. shut up! we are klingons! on The World's Languages Are Fast Becoming Extinct · · Score: 1
  12. Re:Wired's Memes on Top Irritating Words Spawned by Internet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Myself, I would have said "spread". There's really nothing wrong with short, simple, ancient, Anglo-Saxon words.

    Of course, that's a perfectly cromulent word.

  13. Re:Wow... on Is Cash No Longer Legal Tender? · · Score: 1

    He'll start having really "special" feelings for his cash when he gets his ass beaten and mugged and all his precious cash stolen.

    Get a bank account, or at least use a credit union. The only people these days who don't use the system are ones with no money, criminals (i.e. bad check writers, etc.), or the preponderously ignorant, as the original poster seems to be.

    Some banks do suck less than others. Figure out which bank is most convenient for you and sucks the least, and get an account.

  14. Re:his argument seems flawed on Boston University Student Challenges RIAA · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and why wouldn't the fat bastard cops go round up the jerks who stole my entire cassette collection in 1993 out of the front seat of my damn hyundai, huh?

  15. Re:UAC == *TERRIBLE* Security Idea! on Microsoft Says Other OSes Should Imitate UAC · · Score: 1

    As such, users see the prompts as an unimportant nuisance, but soon realize that things don't work unless you click "Allow." Thus, you're training users in Pavlovian fashion to click "Allow" to any damn box that comes up.

    I have always called it "Click before reading syndrome" and yes, it most certainly is the hellspawn of Microsoft that affects nearly every Joe sixpack and granny email user in the English-speaking world.

  16. Re:Can't she claim more than the attorney's fees ? on RIAA Balks At Complying With Document Order · · Score: 1

    Can't she claim more than the attorney's fees ?
    She would have to countersue, but she could seek:
    • actual damages (what she actually lost, like pay from missing work)
    • compensatory damages (compensation for the pain and annoyance of having to go through the ordeal)
    • punitive damages (punish the bastards for being filthy bastards)
  17. Re:Is this a record? on The Blackest Material · · Score: 1

    This is unconfortable and humiliating! Now, if they could put it the form of a suppository...
    Oh, but they did!
  18. Re:Chorizo? Score! on Astronaut Has 'Wasabi Spill' in Space · · Score: 1

    Chorizo, huh?

    I lived in Central America for a time, and while I was there, a popular song could be heard in the streets, taxis, buses, bars, pretty much everywhere. Its hook, repeated ad nauseum, was, "Quiere chorizo! La chica quiere chorizo!" Which translated means, "She wants sausage! The girl wants sausage!" And yes, they meant "sausage" in exactly the way you're thinking.

    I used to love chorizo and scrambled eggs down there, but I noticed a good friend of mine from El Salvador wouldn't eat it. This guy was one of those people who seem to have a lot of common sense. I asked him why he didn't eat it since it was so good. He informed me that butchers would take all the old rancid pork, all the scraps, and then grind it up with spices and call it good. "If you've seen all the stuff that I've seen them put in chorizo, you wouldn't touch it," he said.

    I still ate it.

  19. Think about it... on Is Switching Jobs Too Often a Bad Thing? · · Score: 1

    If you had valid reasons for leaving each position, then a wise potential employer wouldn't be so alarmed assuming you communicated that in your resume. The way that I have handled this in my own resume, with good results, is to list a salary and reason for leaving on each of my past positions. You might list one or the other, or both. For instance, if you don't want to give specific salary information you could probably get the same point across by saying that your reason for leaving position x was because of a 30% salary increase offered elsewhere.

  20. Watch DVDs? on First Wii Mod Chip Shipping Out · · Score: 1

    Will any of the mod chips available allow you to watch DVDs on the Wii?

  21. Re:They still don't get it on Near-Future Fords to Feature Windows Automotive · · Score: 1
    Huge ugly trucks. Ford's bread and butter

    No joke. I saw a brand new Lincoln Navigator on the road today and I almost died laughing due to its off-the-charts butt ugliness. It dethrones the ubiquitous Pontiac Aztek as

    UGLIEST AUTOMOBILE EVER

  22. Re:good article on The Decline of the PS3 Grey Market · · Score: 1

    As compelling as those reasons are, they don't seem to be compelling enough to cause you to boycott the Playstation 2 which you stated that you already own, and you alluded to purchasing even more games for.

  23. Re:KoKo the gorilla and lawsuits? on The Geekiest Animals in History · · Score: 2, Informative

    The sexual harassment problem wasn't caused by Koko, but rather Koko's trainer. You see, Koko was first exposed to human breasts by the trainer. As could be predicted, Koko developed a boobie fetish and demanded to see boobs. Now, when a gorilla demands to see your boobs what do you do? But anyway, as the litigation goes, the trainer allegedly coerced the other female trainers to show Koko their boobs, too.

    IIRC, Koko is a female herself.

  24. Re:A promotion would be nice.. on Striving to Keep Teleworkers Happy · · Score: 1
    the comfort of my own bathroom

    You can NEVER EVER overstate the benefit of never needing to poop in public places! Public bathrooms, even in a posh office, are NO COMPARISON to your own personal throne.

  25. Re:gas demand inelastic? on Americans Drove Less in 2005 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ummmm... gas prices DID suddenly triple!