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  1. Re:huh? on Evidence of Historical Zombie Attack at Hierakonpolis · · Score: 1

    Religion is irrational, it's immoral, and it's the single largest cause of human suffering.
    Interesting concept. Hmm.

    Joseph Stalin, who purged religion from the state, is directly responsible for 5 to 7 million deaths, and another 30 to 60 million indirectly - meaning, with sanction through direct policy or by external forces under his approval. In totality, he alone probably accounts for more atrocities than all others of historical infamy combined.

    In Soviet Gulag, religion finds you!
  2. Yes, but who really won here? on Microsoft pays Timeline $5M in Patent Settlement · · Score: 2, Funny

    $5M to a timeline?

    dM/dt = $5

  3. Re:Well, fortunately - on Whose Laws Apply On the ISS? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Putting on diapers and driving nonstop across the country to kill your romantic rival with a hammer will get you arrested pretty much anywhere.
    Except in Soviet wing of Space Station, where lovesick stalker wearing cosmic ray infected diapers arrests you!

    Provided their hammer is bigger than yours, of course.
  4. Re:Booyah! on Microsoft CIO Stuart Scott Gets Axed · · Score: 1

    Even now, he can be heard shouting "Boom-shaka-laka!" while strutting down to 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway.

  5. Re:This is how it works on Samsung Announces Fastest 64-GB SSD · · Score: 1

    All this talk of innards is giving me a hunkering for some menudo soup. Mmmm.

  6. Re:Well... Let's admit it... on Hans Reiser Interview on ABC's 20/20 · · Score: 0, Troll

    When the police attempted to question him, Reiser tried to evade them, once even jumping out of his car and running for blocks.
    I saw Hans on a recent episode of Cops 2.0.

    Once several police officers finally pounced upon him, he shrieked back, "Don't taze me, comrade!"
  7. Re:How can you confuse them? on Wal-Mart's Terrible Nintendo Wii Knock-Offs · · Score: 1

    first the typical American is incredibly stupid. This will easily confuse a huge number of people, just like yield signs and roundabouts.
    Actually, you make a very good point.

    Nike is an American company using Greek mythology as a trademark. When I lived in Shanghai, I paid $6 at the marketplace for the best pair of Nike shoes I ever owned. As an American, I suppose I could have just waited until I got back to Walmart in Texas. However, I figured, why not just go directly to the source, cutting out the middle man entirely. And, it only cost me several thousand for the price of a plane ticket. I have no regrets. Damn good pair of sneakers if you ask me - except for one glued on swoosh that didn't survive the first washing.
  8. Re:math dogs on Brains Hard-Wired for Math · · Score: 1

    But I observed, that sometimes, dogs tend to pick the wrong number.
    I have observed this is why dogs chase their tail. When frustrated, we can get our kids to do the math instead. Dogs do not have that luxury.
  9. Re:the thing about ads ... on The History of Slashdot Part 4 - Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Does anyone even click on web ads?

    Granted. Ads need only name brand exposure for effect, and not necessarily direct contact clicking. Slashdot has a pretty good balance between visibility and actual article content I think.

    A better business model, imo, would be a peer base supported review system. We all use tech gadgets. We all have informed and experienced opinions. Much like a star ranking system, have a section dedicated to gadgets. Like newegg, we browse and we rank. Based on popularity, the cream rises to the top of our login screens (versus random targeted ads). It's win win. We are exposed to the latest products, have INFORMED and trusted peer reviews, and word of mouth is far more accurate and trusted than wholesale mass targeted advertisement bombing. Many gaps to fill in, including the potential for spam abuse. But you get the picture. Might just give CT an opportunity to say "yes" at the table next time.

  10. Re:Admins to blame? on Call For Halt To Wikipedia Webcomic Deletions · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nowadays, my only contribution to Wikipedia is when for kicks I go on and make vandalism so subtle, in an academic field so specialized, that it takes months or years to be undone.
    Subtlety? Hmm. I Must try that.

    No wonder my interpretation of special relativity

    Eazy-E = MC Hammer^2

    got corrected so soon.
  11. Re:Who's fault is this? on US Democrats Accidentally Publish Whistleblowers' Email Addresses · · Score: 1

    Why is this a troll?
    After 9 years on slashdot, you come to appreciate the insight and honesty "trolls" bring to the discussion. The karma modifier should be +1. Not to worry. Just over the horizon of slashdot regurgitation, browse at -1 and enjoy some sunshine - both good, bad, right, wrong, indifferent, and wtf.

    Wear that "troll" tag as a badge of honor. Sleep comfortably knowing on the other side of the screen is your planted rose seed, struggling amidst the weeds of stagnant and repressive thought.
  12. Re:Something doesn't smell right on OLPC Experiments With Cow-Powered Laptops · · Score: 1

    In impoverished nations, what are the odds most OLPC cow powered batteries will eventually lose their charge over dinner?

  13. Re:Where? on Techie Pay Approaches All-time High · · Score: 1

    Yes. And in the very near future financial revolution, instead of swiping your debit card, you will wiggle your ear as your forehead nanotubule LCD flashes a series of 30 second infomercials at the cashier. Then, you may safely depart through the two magnetic pillars.

  14. Re:All your moon base on China Launches First Moon Orbiter · · Score: 1

    Yes, but do they realize it's made of cheddar? Man, I'd like to melt their base down over some Doritos in my microwave for some killer moon nachos. Mmm.

  15. Re:20Mb per sec on Verizon Offers 20/20 Symmetrical FiOS Service · · Score: 1

    Sounds right.

    20Mb/s * 1 B/8 b = 2.5 MB/s

    1000 MB * 1 s/2.5 MB = 400 s

    400 s * 1 m/60 s = 6.67 m

    Of course, that's ignoring TCP/IP packet overhead and bandwidth congestion. Theoretically, yes. In practice, probably 10 to 12 minutes I would imagine. Still a lot faster than shoving a firecracker up a carrier pigeons rear, which is pretty much what I get with swbell.

  16. Re:Yipee! on Court Strikes Down Age Verification For Adult Sites · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and, I guess, upon further review, that I cannot count to 5.

  17. Re:Yipee! on Court Strikes Down Age Verification For Adult Sites · · Score: 2, Informative

    What I gather from the PDF is:

    1. The Government application of record keeping requirements was "uncreative" as applied specifically to child pornography.

    2. The law produced a weighted burden on other forms of free speech (in relation to 1).

    3. It is regulation of speech, not conduct, since the photograph (and taking of it) "bear a necessary relationship to the freedom to speak, write, print or distribute information or opinion."

    4. Connection publishes "swinger" magazines, which I'm pretty sure was founded by two wild and crazy guys, Georg and Yortuk Festrunk.

    4. "facial" is actually a legal term.

  18. Re:Three more on Identity Thieves Not Big On Technology · · Score: 1

    Eat bacon, leave all traces of identity theft behind.

    The perfect crime.

  19. Re:this guy is a liability to the community on Stallman Attacked by Ninjas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After 100+ comments, discussing ONLY the merits of RMS presentation attire, truly, the messenger has been shot. Does the importance of presentation make more sense now?

    When's the last time anyone bought a life insurance policy from a guy dressed up like a graveyard digger? We can all battle against conformance, yes. But overcoming the inherit biological prejudices of the mind in matters of perception is losing the war entirely. I don't' think it is respect, nor even appreciation. Maybe just common sense. Which seems to be lost on most brilliant minds, like RMS.

  20. Re:Having grown up on Led Zeppelin Agrees To Digital Distribution · · Score: 1

    Jimmy Page and Robert Plant have consistently said who their influences have been.
    Don't forget J.R.R. Tolkien. In lyrics, of course.
  21. Re:The real news... on Led Zeppelin Agrees To Digital Distribution · · Score: 1

    While watching NASCAR, I only root for the Skoal car to win. I don't even care who's driving it. Also, my SONY LCD sits atop a turned over mop bucket. Do I count?

  22. Re:/. bias on Slashdot 10-Year Anniversary Charity Auction for the EFF · · Score: 1

    In the 70s, I said the newspaper was too commercial...
    In the 80s, I said the movies were too pornographic...
    In the 90s, I said the TV was too liberal...

    These days, I figure after spending all my hard earned money on various media outlets over the decades, they're just opportunistic capitalists - in every cents of the word.

  23. Re:look, flying cars, in the sky, right now! on Human-Robot Love and Marriage · · Score: 1

    Yes, we have working algorithms to solve specific problems, and a metric tonne of unconnected papers on the nature of intelligence from every discipline, but the general question of producing something capable of developing human intelligence has not been tackled successfully.
    "The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do."

    My apologies. I just finished another smashing round of Civ4, and couldn't resist.
  24. Re:Feline body temperature?? on Inside Nvidia's Testing Facilities · · Score: 1

    Hell, my 8800GTS idles at 58C or ~140F. No problemo. That 40C testing lab must be where staff employees hang meat for the cafeteria.

    In my book, if it don't melt, more fps CAN be felt.

  25. Re:With ies4linux? A couple minutes on Internet Explorer Drops WGA Requirement · · Score: 4, Funny

    IE on linux? But isn't that like duct taping kite string to a wii controller and running it to your xbox?