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Court Strikes Down Age Verification For Adult Sites

How Appealing reports that a court has struck down age verification requirements for porn sites, as a First Amendment violation. Here is the ruling (PDF). While the average reader here has never been to such a site, porn has been a driving force in the economics and technology of the Net. The age verification requirements of U.S.C. Title 18, Section 2257 were yet another attempt to regulate to death what the government can't outright prohibit. The requirements intruded on the privacy and safety of performers and created headaches for sites like flickr and photobucket that host images. It is has long been thought that the requirements wouldn't hold up in court, but this is the first actual ruling.

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  1. Viagra, anyone? by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So does this mean there's no mandatory retirement age for porn stars? Granny will want to hear about this.

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    1. Re:Viagra, anyone? by evilsofa · · Score: 1

      She already knows, Mr. Hartley.

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  3. Well duh by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Funny

    While the average reader here has never been to such a site, porn has been a driving force in the economics and technology of the Net.

    Of course not. People don't go to these sites to read, now do they?

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    1. Re:Well duh by Stripe7 · · Score: 1

      Dang, and I do not have any mod points to mod you up today!

    2. Re:Well duh by VirusEqualsVeryYes · · Score: 4, Funny
      You're right. The sentence needs to be reworded:

      While the average reader here has never come to such a site, porn has been a driving force in the economics and technology of the Net.
      There. That's better. I feel vaguely dirty, though...
    3. Re:Well duh by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're feeling unclean, soap and water always works for me when I'm done inserting "come."

    4. Re:Well duh by zuddha · · Score: 1

      Of course they do. As a matter of fact, the only reason I have subscriptions is for the myriad interesting articles on display!

    5. Re:Well duh by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's only half the problem. Most slashdotters stay away from those sites just in case their mom comes down to the basement at the wrong time and gets a good look at what's on the screen.

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    6. Re:Well duh by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      and the rest of us know our hotkeys. :) alt tab, alt f4, ctrl t and any number of others with modified kde shortcuts

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    7. Re:Well duh by Kalriath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pfft. According to research, half of them use Quicktime, Flash Player, or some other browser control nonsense which would slightly delay the minimisation or exit of the program, resulting in what you are watching being plainly visible for several seconds. My research indicates both Opera and Firefox are TERRIBLE for this.

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    8. Re:Well duh by wanderingknight · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ctrl+Alt+Right Arrow to get to the next workspace ;)

    9. Re:Well duh by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you're feeling unclean, soap and water always works for me when I'm done inserting "come."
      Like most activities, this one is better if you find another person to help do it.
    10. Re:Well duh by Barny · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Three letters.... K V M

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    11. Re:Well duh by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Nah. Remote Desktop or VNC to a "headless" PC does the trick. Oh wait, did I say that out loud?

      (Holy crap things about porn get moderated up fast)

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    12. Re:Well duh by lostguru · · Score: 1

      CTRL ALT F1 to enter a virtual terminal

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    13. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow! does this like mean like I am an above average reader?!

    14. Re:Well duh by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      meh. alt f4 closes my firefox in less than 1/4 a second accourding to my research. then again, having the taskbar set to close a window on middle click and the ability to minimize all windows nearly instantaneously helps too.

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    15. Re:Well duh by FearlessCoward · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't think you want to come between those two...Or do you? Aw thats awful...

    16. Re:Well duh by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

      Alt+F4 can have some lag time in my experience; of course I usually have 36 tabs or so open at any given time.

      On the other hand, [Windows+R] -> "pskill firefox" -> Enter takes surprisingly little time to type, and the effects are instant. Now I just gotta find the *nix equivalent from Alt+F2 without needing to look up the PID...

    17. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or some of them just work at a porn company.

      At your job you may have to quickly alt-tab out of the porn site when the boss walks by, not at mine.

      If the boss walks by and I'm reading slashdot, I have to quickly alt-tab to porn.

      I'm still unsure if I'm in heaven or hell.
      Slashdot = Bad, Porn = Good

      I guess its the best of both worlds?
      Paid to view porn, no guilt, and slashdot .. Actually, slashdot probably is worse then porn ..

    18. Re:Well duh by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      with that many tabs, it would be easiest to just witch to another tab, especially if you already renamed the tabs/hid their names to your liking. of course shutting off the monitor works too

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    19. Re:Well duh by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      killall firefox

    20. Re:Well duh by mr_exit · · Score: 1

      I have a "killall" program on my linux box. Looks to be a standard GNU one.

      "killall firefox.bin" works perfectly.

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    21. Re:Well duh by llamaxing · · Score: 1

      this is Slashdot; why did you include the word "inserting"?

    22. Re:Well duh by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I've never been to a pay porn site either, what with the internet being a free porn spigot and all

    23. Re:Well duh by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip; that's what I thought too, but n3wb that I am, I get either "operation not permitted" as the user who launched firefox, or "no process killed" as root.

      And as a result of this conversation, I just realized that *nix only needs a Mark Russinovich in order to go mainstream. Seriously, if I felt like I could offer my non-technical associates the same level of help in *nix that I can in *doze, I'd switch them in a minute. (And I'm an MS developer by day, so there go my chances of an MVP I guess...) On the MS platform, Russinovich has done my job for me; there are precious few problems I can't deduce the cause of in 5 minutes or less using one of his (free as in beer) tools. Give me a similar single source of simplicity-for-the-technically-adept-but-time-challenged in Fedora or Ubuntu, and my Auntie Emma's WinME installation is toast. :-)

    24. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .... my clan mates?

    25. Re:Well duh by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

      I have a single malt set of anyone's choice(1) set aside for anyone who can help me get past the "no process killed" response without going beyone a single-line command after Alt+F2.

      (1) Redeemable only within 25 miles of Chicago proper; if you want to collect, yes I'm serious. I'm *almost* as evangelical about FOSS as I am about a good single-malt. :-)

    26. Re:Well duh by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      That's 'cause it's killall firefox-bin . See, "firefox" is the wrapper shell script, "firefox-bin" is the program.

    27. Re:Well duh by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      If killall firefox-bin (note the dash, not the period) or, failing that, killall -9 firefox-bin works, leave a reply and I might just take you up on that scotch when I'm in Chicagoland the week of Thanksgiving. ;-)

      I like me a nice single-malt, especially an Islay malt.

    28. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Good one, hehe. Considering I can't read; the pictures help me decide on what videos I would like to see most. It's kinda of like McDonalds. I'll take a number 3 which is a large breasted midget stuffed with kong size schlong and side of anal and oral please?! Hell, make that a double and SUPER SIZE IT!

    29. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what? "killall firefox-bin" works for me. I prefer killall epiphany-browser.

    30. Re:Well duh by cheater512 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there any particular reason you were modded 'Interesting'? ;)

    31. Re:Well duh by zanderredux · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why 3M markets a privacy filter for your screen!

    32. Re:Well duh by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Funny

      While the average reader here has never been to such a site
      And behold, on the third day of 1997 it was written thusly: if Mohammed will not go to the mountain, then the mountain must be emailed to Mohammed.
    33. Re:Well duh by ultranova · · Score: 2, Informative

      People don't go to these sites to read, now do they?

      They do on sex story archives.

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    34. Re:Well duh by toad3k · · Score: 2, Informative

      But remember if you kill firefox, it will reopen all your tabs and login to all your sites when it is restarted. This would be the computer equivalent of leaving the videotape in the vcr.

    35. Re:Well duh by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

      If you're ever in Chicagoland, I owe you the single malt (or other drink or consumable item of similar value) of your choosing. On the same night as I got GPG working in both FC6 and WinXP, I'm starting to feel like less of a n3wb. ;-) Thanks.

    36. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So a few mods learned something worldly as opposed to hello-worldly... what's it to you?

    37. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nah. Remote Desktop or VNC to a "headless" PC does the trick.
      If you want to view your movie as a slideshow, it does :)
    38. Re:Well duh by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      > While the average reader here has never been to such a site
      .
      What else we need a 160 GB disk for?

    39. Re:Well duh by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      It's killall -KILL mozilla-firefox.

      Helps if you're using the correct filename. -KILL is equivalent to a kill -9, rather than a regular kill, so it'll kill the process instantly.

    40. Re:Well duh by xaxa · · Score: 1

      'pkill -9 firefox' might work better, since that will kill all processes with 'firefox' in their name. Doing something like 'pkill -9 a' would be a really bad idea (kill every process with 'a' in it's name).

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    41. Re:Well duh by Sproggit · · Score: 1

      Thems the hotkeys for revolving the screen on my Dell.

      THANKS a FRIKKEN TON!!!!!!!!!

      How the hell.......

    42. Re:Well duh by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I know you're making a joke, but on a serious note, there is plenty of textual material too - and I'm sure I've heard of the US authorities trying to crack down on that too... (I would search for refs, but am at work!)

    43. Re:Well duh by koreanbabykilla · · Score: 1

      kill -9 'pidof firefox'

    44. Re:Well duh by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      No it won't. That's an extension you're using (or it might be a configurable option in newer versions).

      I have Tab Mix Plus installed on mine so the controls are a bit changed, but by default it will prompt to reopen a crashed session. You can tell it no and it'll just start a new session instead.

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    45. Re:Well duh by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Worth noting, sure, but I think the intent here is to have a "boss button" and little more. Like how the old Tetris for DOS would display a phony Lotus 1-2-3 spreadsheet screen if you hit escape.

      I guess if you wrap it up in a shell script that also does "rm -rf ~/.mozilla/firefox/*/session*" and tell Firefox not to remember your browsing history, you'll be in super shape. You could even bind that to a launcher, though that might draw attention. ;-)

    46. Re:Well duh by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but it will ask first. Click "start a new session" and there you go.

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    47. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most slashdotters stay away from those sites just in case their mom comes down to the basement at the wrong time and gets a good look at what's on the screen. Or at what's going on under the desk.
    48. Re:Well duh by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, [Windows+R] -> "pskill firefox" ->

      Now that was cool. Learn something new every day.

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    49. Re:Well duh by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      In windows a good key combo that I've found is to do a start-d. That will drop everyting on every screen to the system task bar in winblows leaving you with a clean desk top. It even has an undo feature. If you press start-d again it will open all your windows back up and place them right where you left them.

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    50. Re:Well duh by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      While the average reader here has never been to such a site

      I'm calling bullshit on this! my studies show that on average "pussy" is the third word every new user types into google. Second if the user is between the ages of 12 and 15.

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    51. Re:Well duh by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      The best solution is to press the monitor power switch... it's instant.

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    52. Re:Well duh by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Slashdot's sorely lacking a "+1, Sexy" mod. That would really invigorate this site, I think.

      (Along with my proposed "-1, Ugly" mod)

    53. Re:Well duh by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      "Slashdot's sorely lacking a "+1, Sexy" mod. That would really invigorate this site, I think."

      Then you'd just end up with *even more* unsexy people thinking they are sexy.

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    54. Re:Well duh by budgenator · · Score: 1

      One of the first games I ever played on the computer had a "Boss" button which out of curiosity i pushed and the stupid game crashed back to the command line, so I restarted the game and did it again; by the time I figured out what the Boss button was for I the game running in a DOS command.com running inside the game, running in the game running a DOS command.com running inside the game, running the game in THE command.com in DOS. Who ever said "64 K is enough for anybody" obviously didn't play that game.

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    55. Re:Well duh by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Who ever said "64 K is enough for anybody" obviously didn't play that game.

      That was Bill Gates, and if he ever played that game he probably understood what a Boss key was for before he started playing.

      BTW, I remember hearing, once, of a game with a Boss key that brought up a working word processor. You could work on a business letter while your boss was looking, then save your work and go back to your game when he was gone. Neat!

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    56. Re:Well duh by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

      Not if you select clear private data after each session and ask to restore on restart, regardless of how it closes

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    57. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      160? noob...! ;)

    58. Re:Well duh by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Not just new users. The other day, I overheard a conversation between two IT guys from New Zealand: [...] then my pussy crashed [...] after I rebooted my pussy [...] pussy is too slow [...] removed Norton from the pussy etc.

  4. Oh, good thing by iknowcss · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was getting worried that they might get suspicious that I still wank to porn despite the fact that I was born in 1901. Viagra works magic, amirite?

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    1. Re:Oh, good thing by glittalogik · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Get off my lawn before I cockslap you! Yeah that's right, I can reach you from here!"

    2. Re:Oh, good thing by kerohazel · · Score: 1

      Well, given the age discrimination that elderly folks face on the internet today, it's no wonder that you turn to porn sites. :P

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  5. Yipee! by thornomad · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well: I was always stymied by those "age verification" questions ... could never get in to look at that pr0n. Now I can!

    1. Re:Yipee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      People seem to be misinterpreting what this is about, partially due to the vague nature of the summary. They aren't talking about those 'enter your birthdate to enter' gateways to porn sites; this is about websites being required to have verification that all actors involved are, in fact, of legal age.

    2. Re:Yipee! by kc2keo · · Score: 1

      I never really understood those age verification systems that just ask you for your age. So easy to lie. I've come across the more complex age verification systems in the past where you gotta enter your credit card info to prove your of age... are they crazy?

      Now I just get all porn from limewire (until it gets shut down if ever)

    3. Re:Yipee! by empaler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People seem to be misinterpreting what this is about, partially due to the vague nature of the summary. They aren't talking about those 'enter your birthdate to enter' gateways to porn sites; this is about websites being required to have verification that all actors involved are, in fact, of legal age. That is, effectively, the complete opposite of what TFS had me believing. I thought it was the patrons.
      Thank you for clearing that up.
    4. Re:Yipee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCTION:

      " They aren't talking about those 'enter your birthdate to enter' gateways to porn sites; this is about websites being required to have verification that all actors involved are, in fact, of legal age."

      This is with regards to the onerous record keeping requirements that would require every publisher of an adult picture to keep on record for inspection the age documentation for the performer.

      While it is crucial to have protection for underage performers, I don't think requiring 20,000 webmasters who post a nudie picture to have a copy of the performers drivers license etc - do we really think it is safe to give adult performers adresses to every tom dick and harry!?

    5. Re:Yipee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're just hoping that you don't accidentally download child porn that could land you in gaol?

    6. Re:Yipee! by skoaldipper · · Score: 2, Informative

      What I gather from the PDF is:

      1. The Government application of record keeping requirements was "uncreative" as applied specifically to child pornography.

      2. The law produced a weighted burden on other forms of free speech (in relation to 1).

      3. It is regulation of speech, not conduct, since the photograph (and taking of it) "bear a necessary relationship to the freedom to speak, write, print or distribute information or opinion."

      4. Connection publishes "swinger" magazines, which I'm pretty sure was founded by two wild and crazy guys, Georg and Yortuk Festrunk.

      4. "facial" is actually a legal term.

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    7. Re:Yipee! by skoaldipper · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and, I guess, upon further review, that I cannot count to 5.

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    8. Re:Yipee! by thenextpresident · · Score: 3, Funny

      It spells it out rather clearly here.

      "U.S.C. Title 18, Section 2257"

      Granted, it's rather telling that I know what U.S.C. Title 18, Section 2257 is right off the bat.

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    9. Re:Yipee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It spells it out rather clearly here.
      "U.S.C. Title 18, Section 2257"
      Granted, it's rather telling that I know what U.S.C. Title 18, Section 2257 is right off the bat.

      It sucks that it got struck down though, because that was an easy Google search term...

    10. Re:Yipee! by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      That is, effectively, the complete opposite of what TFS had me believing. I thought it was the patrons. Thank you for clearing that up.

      Same here. Maybe we should have read the article?

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    11. Re:Yipee! by empaler · · Score: 1

      Then I might as well not go to /.

    12. Re:Yipee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not even American and I know that one!

    13. Re:Yipee! by Longwalker-MGO · · Score: 1

      I would think the ahem "studios and actors" would want good age verification so they dont get sued out the backside like that gaming sompany did with the underage girl in Floriduh over spring break.

  6. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can now post links to goatse and tubgirl without having to use a disclaimer! Imagine the changes here at Slashdot!

  7. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by 427_ci_505 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello, double entendre.

  8. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by spellraiser · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bah, that was easy. There was a limited number of questions, and I think four possible answers given for each one, so you just kept guessing away until you could map out all the answers to all the questions.

    There's a nerdy solution to every problem.

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  9. AVS companies are still here to stay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've been a smut peddler for almost seven years. Even if the AVS isn't required by legislation, you can still expect them to stay around. In addition to the AVS being a good way in general to sell site access, it is also required by a lot of content licenses. For example, if I license a porno video to put on my site, it will say right in the license that I must put that video in a protected area behind some sort of AVS (read: credit card) barrier.

    1. Re:AVS companies are still here to stay. by skelly33 · · Score: 1

      I too have been involved with adult content since before 2257 became effective in summer, 2005. No matter what court rulings come down as to the constitutionality of the law, until the law is actually repealed or amended, adult content providers won't change a thing. They will not break the law because it's not worth the prison sentence just to save some lazy schmuck three extra clicks to enter their (fake) birth date.

    2. Re:AVS companies are still here to stay. by cduffy · · Score: 4, Informative

      No matter what court rulings come down as to the constitutionality of the law, until the law is actually repealed or amended, adult content providers won't change a thing. They will not break the law because it's not worth the prison sentence just to save some lazy schmuck three extra clicks to enter their (fake) birth date.
      Eh? My understanding is that the most objectionable parts of 2257 are related to recordkeeping requirements regarding the performers, not the users.

      Indeed, compromising the performers' privacy by requiring that identifying information be distributed to any site hosting the content they star in seems to have much less to do with its stated purpose of preventing underage individuals from acting in porn and much more to do with making a hostile and dangerous business environment for those in an industry the religious right would like to shut down.
    3. Re:AVS companies are still here to stay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Heh. Always fun on slashdot to see the idiots that know nothing try to BS their way around. 2257 has NOTHING AT ALL to do with "lazy schmucks" viewing the pornography; you can see the entire content of the law here.

      http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00002257----000-.html

      If you had been working in the porn industry, surely you would know this.

    4. Re:AVS companies are still here to stay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of AIDS infection among porn actors a couple of years ago. Someone, somewhere mentioned that they were shocked that medical information about individuals would be discussed in a public forum. Apparently, there is a porn actor database of who slept with whom and who has what diseases-- that information was leaked to the public (or was it never kept private?).

      On the other hand. People who let a camera zoom into their gaping asshole probably don't give a shit if people know their medical history.

    5. Re:AVS companies are still here to stay. by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny
      Slashdot's age verification test works by reading comprehension - it sorts the adult from the child left behind.

      As written in the summary above it is about the performers/models or whatever title they go by.

    6. Re:AVS companies are still here to stay. by skelly33 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you had been working in the porn industry, surely you would know this.

      I do know this. If you were closer to the industry you would know that the most serious and responsible adult content providers are concerned about the legality of their operation and thus engage in what they consider to be "hyper compliance"; Most of the bigger players prefer to be one step ahead of legal requirements to ensure the legal footing of their business.

      2257 records for talent and age verification for visitors are related only in that both are mechanisms designed, at least on the surface, to protect minors from the harmful radiation released by nudity. Providers who are most serious about their business engage in both and won't be convinced to budge until it is practical.

    7. Re:AVS companies are still here to stay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that AVS has NOTHING to do with this. AVS is there for revenue generation. The reason some content license may refer to AVS etc. is to prevent the images being used for free previews, to keep their value up (noone wants to pay lots of money to use them in members only sections if they're freely downloadable all over the net).

    8. Re:AVS companies are still here to stay. by flynns · · Score: 1

      Slashdot's age verification test works by reading comprehension - it sorts the adult from the child left behind.

      As written in the summary above it is about the performers/models or whatever title they go by.

      I can believe this, but then where did all the adults go?
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    9. Re:AVS companies are still here to stay. by Applekid · · Score: 1

      . . . to protect minors from the harmful radiation released by nudity. You owe me a new keyboard, coffee, and some monitor wipes.
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    10. Re:AVS companies are still here to stay. by skelly33 · · Score: 1

      "AVS is there for revenue generation."

      You're confusing two issues: the purpose of AVS versus license restrictions for wholesale content.

      AVS is a stop-gap to ensure that, for the web master's part, they have done everything required of them to ensure that viewers are of legal age. By making the user responsible for that assertion, the webmaster is off the hook for ensuring that they are not serving content to minors; this is much the same as posting in public forums where the forum indemnifies itself through EULA disclaiming legal responsibility for users' activities on their site. Some AVS methods are more or less effective than others at this task, but the general premise is not connected to revenue. There are plenty of tour/FHG/TGP sites that have AVS in front of them that offer free or sample content and there is no revenue involved with access. This is because AVS is unrelated to payment.

      Webmasters who license wholesale content are at the mercy of the terms of the content provider. If the content provider says they must provide AVS in front of their content then they must do so. If the provider says they must charge for access to some major percentage of the content then they must do so. The license requirement to charge for content is intended that the complete set of wholesale content assets don't show up in the wild free of charge in their entirety and thus eliminating the provider's revenue stream.

      Not all content sites have to purchase content from a wholesale provider however. Many shoot and publish their own material, yet they still have AVS systems in front of their content. This is not because of revenue generation or license restrictions; it's because of hyper compliance with the law and, in some cases, marketing appeal for being a "responsible" provider who has the best interests of minors in mind.

  10. No CC by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No credit card requirements for porn sites to verify my age anymore then?

    Great! More porn easier. Not AC because I am not afraid to let people know I like watching sex.

    Yes I am over 18.

    If you don't want your kids looking at it try a little thing called parenting.

    1. Re:No CC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      U.S.C. Title 18, Section 2257 is about the age of actors, not viewers.

    2. Re:No CC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can I download that? Got a link? ;)

      -Mc

    3. Re:No CC by slyn · · Score: 1
      FTFS:

      How Appealing reports that a court has struck down age verification requirements for porn sites, as a First Amendment violation.

      How Appealing indeed.
    4. Re:No CC by noz · · Score: 1
      Eminem has some very tasteful shots at parents.

      Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
      Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement
      (The kids!) But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
      You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents
    5. Re:No CC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's not what the ruling is about. Is relates to keeping records verifying the ages of the subjects DEPICTED on porn sites, NOT ages of those VIEWING the sites.

      It says nothing about verifying ages of those wishing to view the sites. Oh wait, I forgot, nobody reads the article links before posting here.

    6. Re:No CC by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Parent advice from Eminem? now THAT'S irony.

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  11. Rumors by David+Gould · · Score: 4, Funny

    While the average reader here has never been to such a site, porn has been a driving force in the economics and technology of the Net. Yes, I, too, have heard rumors of such things... can it really be true? Is this technological wonder known as the Internet really being used as a vehicle for pornography? No hearsay, please -- does anyone here have a definite answer, from a credible source?

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    1. Re:Rumors by Trogre · · Score: 1

      You won't get it. It's just another urban myth, that basically states that any sufficiently successful technology was invented for, and became successful due to, pornography.

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    2. Re:Rumors by petrus4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While the average reader here has never been to such a site, porn has been a driving force in the economics and technology of the Net.
      Yes, I, too, have heard rumors of such things... can it really be true? Is this technological wonder known as the Internet really being used as a vehicle for pornography? No hearsay, please -- does anyone here have a definite answer, from a credible source?


      While it might be untrue that the Internet owes its' existence to the porn industry to the degree that is claimed, it is true from what I've read that the porn industry and the material's distributors generally are early adopters of new technologies, particularly in such relevant areas as media storage. (DVDs and such)

      When you think about it, this is actually extremely logical. It follows that individuals who are broad minded in at least one category of their thinking are more likely to thus be similarly broad minded in others.

    3. Re:Rumors by The+Iso · · Score: 0, Troll
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    4. Re:Rumors by E++99 · · Score: 2, Funny

      While it might be untrue that the Internet owes its' existence to the porn industry to the degree that is claimed, it is true from what I've read that the porn industry and the material's distributors generally are early adopters of new technologies, particularly in such relevant areas as media storage. (DVDs and such)

      When you think about it, this is actually extremely logical. It follows that individuals who are broad minded in at least one category of their thinking are more likely to thus be similarly broad minded in others.

      Because, pornographers are... broad minded???
    5. Re:Rumors by Pfhor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it is not even that. They are following the money. Porn is dealing with the lowest common denominator and lowest barrier to entrance. Instead of a passionate love story, lets just show the 'good' parts. They went to VHS because they saw that it was allowing for lower cost films, faster turn around time and private home viewing. You had a broader audience and you got to cut out the theatre distribution chain. Since they were always a marginal aspect of society (there isn't a XXXMPAA to push laws for them) they have to meet consumer demand, instead of regulate the consumers. And to say that the industry shifted, well as a whole "porn" may changing formats and delivery mechanisms, but most of these changes are still being first to market by new comers to the industry, because each tech revolution lowered the entry point.

      VHS made made amatuer porn challenge the Film market.
      MiniDV, DVD and the Internet made it even cheaper, so that anyone with some starting money could be a porn star. Now Vivid and other shops have to compete with 'watchmehavesexallday.com' etc, so of course they are going to adapt. They can't lobby or pass laws banning those smaller sites since they aren't exactly popular enough to get senators on their side (however I wonder if some of them backed the age verification requirement, knowing that the smaller sites would crumble under the paperwork).

      To say they are broad visioned and open minded is a stretch, I'd just say that they are always on edge and have been fighting to be around, legally and financially, so they have to stay quick and adapt, or fold. A lot of porn distributors went out of business when Video hit, another group went out of business with Traci Lords underage porn too.

    6. Re:Rumors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Yes, I, too, have heard rumors of such things... can it really be true? Is this technological wonder known as the Internet really being used as a vehicle for pornography? No hearsay, please -- does anyone here have a definite answer, from a credible source?

      I've waited just over ten years to say this:

      "You bet your fragrant ass. Pull up a chair, asshopper."
      - Billy the Bionic Badger, Space Moose, Cyberspace Moose, early 1997.

      (comic strip, safe for work, and dedicated to everyone who remembered the commercial for which this was a parody.)

    7. Re:Rumors by MicktheMech · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Interesting troll.

      The first link that you would assume is dangerous is in fact completely benign. The reader, now less concerned, is more likely to click on the signature link right below, which logs you out. Not that bad. Still, this fails because it's all transparent to anyone who can mouseover the links. If you want to be successful you'll need to learn to mask your URIs.

    8. Re:Rumors by langelgjm · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yeah, the porn industry certainly is broad-minded, now that I think about it...

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    9. Re:Rumors by The+Iso · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm not a troll, I just like to encourage diligence. Maybe I should put my sig behind a tinyurl though. Not using previews seems to be a problem.

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    10. Re:Rumors by popeye44 · · Score: 1

      Hey... Can someone insert a friggin car analogy here! I mean they even use the word vehicle!

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    11. Re:Rumors by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      (however I wonder if some of them backed the age verification requirement, knowing that the smaller sites would crumble under the paperwork)


      Um. Zero. Because it's just not that hard to keep the paperwork. We're not talking rocket science here. Jesus a single form that the model fills out, hits a couple of check boxes, you photograph their drivers license and SSC with your digital camera and you're done.
    12. Re:Rumors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure. I will DL and have a look...

    13. Re:Rumors by dave562 · · Score: 1

      Porn (and warez) were the two original factors that drove the push for more bandwidth. They were the only files big enough to require fatter pipes. When the net started as a research tool, people were just moving text files around. Then came FTP, IRC and Usenet. Those were the big bandwidth hogs. After those it was streaming video. Although there were "morally legitimate" uses for all of those technologies, I think it's safe to say that over 75% of the early adopters (we're talking early to mid 1990s here) were using whatever bandwidth they had to swap porn and warez. Some of the first commercial server farms were in Chatsworth, CA.

    14. Re:Rumors by consonant · · Score: 1

      Uhm..like Netcraft?

    15. Re:Rumors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the intertubes is not like a truck that you can just dumps stuff on...

    16. Re:Rumors by ThisIsForReal · · Score: 1

      Sure, I checked with Netcraft and they confirmed it!

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    17. Re:Rumors by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, I, too, have heard rumors of such things... can it really be true? Is this technological wonder known as the Internet really being used as a vehicle for pornography? No hearsay, please -- does anyone here have a definite answer, from a credible source? Reminds me of the old computer store gag about the old man coming in yelling about all the porn on the internet. "I'm sorry, is it offending you?" asks the computer guy. "No! I'm pissed because I can't find it!"
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    18. Re:Rumors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      AC'ing just because I'm lazy, but...


      It isn't so much the "adult industry" that drives these advances, so much as peoples desire to see each other nekkid. Looking back, you find this kind of content appearing very early after the appearance of each of the major technologies. From tin-types to 8mm film to Polaroid to VHS, and on and on. In the cases where distribution methods fork (VHS and Betamax), the "industry" of today does have tremendous influence, but only indirectly as a result of the populations general desire to keep seeing others.

    19. Re:Rumors by hawk · · Score: 1

      It's not usually open *minded* broads that they're peddling . . .

  12. Illegal? by clamothe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For you lawyer-types: Does this make it illegal for the Federal government to do this ? Or does it make it illegal for any government to enforce these requirements? Basically: Can the state of oregon say that they want to regulate this, or does this ruling make this illegal?

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    1. Re:Illegal? by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is a decision by the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals, i.e. the highest federal court in the Sixth Circuit before you reach the Supreme Court of the United States.

      It declares this law to be unconstitutional due to overbreadth (to simplify quite a bit), which means that within the Sixth Circuit, this law is unenforceable.

      The Supreme Court may then either hear the case (and decide whether or not to affirm on the merits), or it may decline to hear the case (thus not issuing a decision as to the merits).

      However, Circuit Courts of Appeal are not binding on the district courts in other circuits (though they are heavily persuasive authority). Thus, the government may prosecute under this law in other circuits, and hope that the district courts there disagree with the Sixth Circuit. Eventually, other Circuit Courts of Appeal may hear this matter and issue their own decisions as to the validity of this law.

      Typically, the Supreme Court refuses to hear issues like this until more than one Circuit has issued an opinion on the matter. Even then, they have historically preferred not to hear the issue unless the various Circuits disagree. However, if the Supreme Court rules that the law is unconstitutional, then it is no longer a law, throughout the nation.

      As for a state regulating this: States are permitted to provide greater protection to rights, not lesser. Therefor, if a State attempted to regulate speech in a manner that violates the federal constitution, then that State attempt would be equally unconstitutional.

      As a final odd point: the philosophical question of whether it is "a law" once it is deemed unconsitutional is actually an unclear point. You can find legal scholars/philosophers who will refer to laws deemed unconstitutional by SCOTUS as invalid, nullified, non-existent, etc.

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    2. Re:Illegal? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Supreme Court will not hear the case unless it is appealed by the Government. (And, of course, could refuse to hear it even then. Having just read through the entire decision, if I were a Justice I would let it stand as-is.) And, considering how easily, clearly, and fully the court invalidated the statutes on Constitutional grounds, I doubt very much that the government will appeal. It would be a waste of everyone's time. Every single argument the government made in defense of the statutes has been previously invalidated in other high court cases.

      Also considering the above, I believe that this decision will be considered authoritative by the other circuits. There is no guarantee, of course, but the decision is very straightforward and solidly based.

      Remember that this is the first and only case so far challenging the 2257 statutes that has ever made it as far as even Superior Court. Having the statutes trounced so thoroughly on the very first case (even if it was appealed) is pretty significant, and probably indicative of what other courts will do if called upon.

    3. Re:Illegal? by E++99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a final odd point: the philosophical question of whether it is "a law" once it is deemed unconsitutional is actually an unclear point. You can find legal scholars/philosophers who will refer to laws deemed unconstitutional by SCOTUS as invalid, nullified, non-existent, etc.

      If a law is unconstitutional it must be considered void. Part of the checks and balances and separation of powers is that each branch of government makes this determination independently. If Congress determines it to be unconstitutional, they can obviously repeal it. If SCOTUS determines it to be unconstitutional, the judicial branch considers it void and will not convict anyone under it. If the Office of Legal Council determines it to be unconstitutional, the the entire executive branch considers it void it will not enforce it.

      Some people will argue that SCOTUS is some "final arbiter" of what is and is not Constitutional, but the founding fathers argue strongly against this view. They are only the final arbiter for their branch of government, and for the cases brought before them.
    4. Re:Illegal? by E++99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Supreme Court will not hear the case unless it is appealed by the Government. (And, of course, could refuse to hear it even then. Having just read through the entire decision, if I were a Justice I would let it stand as-is.) And, considering how easily, clearly, and fully the court invalidated the statutes on Constitutional grounds, I doubt very much that the government will appeal. It would be a waste of everyone's time. Every single argument the government made in defense of the statutes has been previously invalidated in other high court cases.

      I don't see it that way. First of all, simple and straight-forward cases tend to have a single opinion from the court, not three. To me, their arguments carry little weight, as the law only applies to the making recordings and images of people having sex, and the degree to which such recordings are "speech" as used in the 1st amendment is negligible.

      Remember that this is the first and only case so far challenging the 2257 statutes that has ever made it as far as even Superior Court. Having the statutes trounced so thoroughly on the very first case (even if it was appealed) is pretty significant, and probably indicative of what other courts will do if called upon.

      We'll see. If other circuits do follow suit, the DOJ will certainly appeal to SCOTUS. If other circuits split, then the defendants will certainly appeal to SCOTUS.
    5. Re:Illegal? by E++99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      For you lawyer-types: Does this make it illegal for the Federal government to do this ? Or does it make it illegal for any government to enforce these requirements? Basically: Can the state of oregon say that they want to regulate this, or does this ruling make this illegal?

      Basically. Any court that determined that particular federal law to be unconstitutional, which the 6th circuit now has, would have to also consider the same identical law unconstitutional if it were a state law. So while state courts aren't bound by federal precedent, someone could successfully sue their state for violating their constitutional rights in federal court. However, at least so far, that would only apply within the 6th circuit, of which Oregon is not a part.
    6. Re:Illegal? by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      My point was just that the terminology is oddly ambiguous: for example, is it still a law but merely unenforced due to being void, or does it actually cease to be a law?

      I'm happy for you that you think "it must be considered void", but there is widespread, if not near-universal, dispute about how to regard laws deemed unconstitutional. Everyone agrees that we treat the law as if it never existed (except to preclude similar laws from being written), but legal scholars and philosophers debate the nature of such a "law" with astonishing regularity.

      The discussion is entirely academic on this point, however; it is akin to asking whether an unjust law is actually a "law", i.e. whether the definition of "law" includes validity and justice (thus implying that unjust or invalid "laws" are actually not laws at all). I don't think we're disagreeing at all about the practical effect.

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    7. Re:Illegal? by Agripa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Sixth Circuit includes Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, and Tennessee. Couldn't the government just continue enforcing the law on producers and distributors outside of the Sixth Circuit? I figure that would essentially force those inside the Sixth Circuit to continue providing the documentation even if they do not have to maintain the records themselves and be subject to warrant less search.

    8. Re:Illegal? by Not+The+Real+Me · · Score: 1

      "The Sixth Circuit includes Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, and Tennessee..."

      http://www.ca6.uscourts.gov/internet/index.htm

      Interestingly enough, the area the 6th covers is not exactly a bastion of liberal, Democratic, hedonistic, blue state America. I would have expected the sixth to find some way to uphold and validate 2257 not strike it down.

    9. Re:Illegal? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      At least it's the Sixth Circuit, and not the Ninth.

      The Ninth circuit makes a lot of rulings which get struck down.

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    10. Re:Illegal? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Quote: "as the law only applies to the making recordings and images of people having sex, and the degree to which such recordings are 'speech' as used in the 1st amendment is negligible"

      That was precisely my point, and precisely where you are probably wrong. That exact issue has been covered and decided rather strongly and decisively in past cases. It sounds as though you really did not read the decision, or perhaps you are not familiar with the other cases cited. The decision was based on rather strongly established precedent. The fact that the decision was somewhat split is merely a reflection of the so-called "conservative" values of this particular circuit: it is probably fair to say that it is the most "conservative" on issues such as this. In other words, the case has already been tested through "hellfire". If it survived that (and it did so quite nicely), then it will probably stand.

    11. Re:Illegal? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Quote: "as the law only applies to the making recordings and images of people having sex, and the degree to which such recordings are 'speech' as used in the 1st amendment is negligible"

      That was precisely my point, and precisely where you are probably wrong. That exact issue has been covered and decided rather strongly and decisively in past cases. It sounds as though you really did not read the decision, or perhaps you are not familiar with the other cases cited. The decision was based on rather strongly established precedent. The fact that the decision was somewhat split is merely a reflection of the so-called "conservative" values of this particular circuit


      I read the decision. I didn't read all the cited cases, but I am aware that there is some precedent to back them up. However, that precedent is not rational, and when ideologies no longer support it, irrational precedent is overturned. According to "Are Judges Political?: An Empirical Analysis of the Federal Judiciary" by Cass R. Sunstein, the 6th circuit is more liberal than most other circuits, based on 3 out of 4 measures. While it does have a majority of Republican-appointed judges, this case was decided by a majority of Democratic-appointed judges, with the judge appointed by the Republican being the one delivering the separate opinion dissenting in part.
  13. Misleading - is about the PERFORMERS by bextreme · · Score: 5, Informative

    The law that was struck down was about age verification and ID requirements for PERFORMERS in the porn. It had nothing to do with the age of the people VIEWING the porn.

    1. Re:Misleading - is about the PERFORMERS by jamstar7 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ah, so they'll still insist on my credit card number to 'verify' I'm in my 50's.

      I'm thinkin this is a good excuse to nail people for 'kiddie porn' if there's no age verification of the performers, especially in the US. Where's the 'Think of the CHILDREN' in this ruling????????????

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    2. Re:Misleading - is about the PERFORMERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, let's not have any accurate information. This is Fark, er, Slashdot, afterall.

    3. Re:Misleading - is about the PERFORMERS by jsse · · Score: 1

      The law that was struck down was about age verification and ID requirements for PERFORMERS in the porn. It had nothing to do with the age of the people VIEWING the porn.

      oic, so the performers aren't required to click on "Yes, I'm 18" before acting anymore?

      Oh wait...
    4. Re:Misleading - is about the PERFORMERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Its porn. Sometimes the VIEWERS become the PERFORMERS.

    5. Re:Misleading - is about the PERFORMERS by julesh · · Score: 1

      The law that was struck down was about age verification and ID requirements for PERFORMERS in the porn. It had nothing to do with the age of the people VIEWING the porn.

      Well, yes. But in what way is the summary misleading, though? I mean, it _quite clearly_ states that "the requirements intruded on the privacy and safety of performers", which is quite obviously not about clickthrough age agreements.

    6. Re:Misleading - is about the PERFORMERS by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      100% correct. I didn't realize I hadn't been clear about that, until I saw the comments.
      - arbitraryaardvark

    7. Re:Misleading - is about the PERFORMERS by rasputin465 · · Score: 1

      They could simply take a lesson from the amusement park industry: "you must be THIS tall to ride..."

    8. Re:Misleading - is about the PERFORMERS by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. But in what way is the summary misleading, though? I mean, it _quite clearly_ states that "the requirements intruded on the privacy and safety of performers", which is quite obviously not about clickthrough age agreements.

      What, you expect them to read The Friendly Summary too before commenting?

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  14. Proof of Age of Those Photographed by bazald · · Score: 5, Informative

    Note that this ruling is not about the questions you get asked when visiting a website. (e.g. Are you at least 18/21/whatever?) This ruling is on the rules for storing proof of age of the people recorded in sexually explicit photos or videos.

    It makes sense that the overly broad ruling made earlier would be overturned due to its potential to conflict with the 1st amendment. It would have become exceptionally difficult to post sexually explicit content without fear of violating the law. Expect a less sweeping law to be put forth shortly. (IANAL)

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    1. Re:Proof of Age of Those Photographed by Kalriath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Expect a less sweeping law to be put forth shortly. (IANAL) That's not an acronym you should be using in a story on this topic.
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    2. Re:Proof of Age of Those Photographed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      IANAL? Is that Apple's new sex toy?

    3. Re:Proof of Age of Those Photographed by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      Personally INIANAL. You figure it out. :)

    4. Re:Proof of Age of Those Photographed by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Yet another triumph of Slashdot posters reading a story that says A, and posting a headline that says B. Followed by tons and tons of trolls about why B is bad. I swear Taco must have a perl script that makes these things up automatically.

  15. Finally by alexborges · · Score: 1

    Someone was bound to find their lost neurons and actually use them. Kudos to the judges.

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  16. Goat porn by Neon+Aardvark · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is good news for freedom of expression, and for the internet in general, because most of it consists of porn.

    In other porn news, bestiality-porn is about to be made illegal in my country, which saddens me because I like goats.

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  17. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by empaler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does anyone remember the Leisure Suit Larry age verification questions? As a kid who couldn't get into the game, I sure do.

    Adult natured games in 16 color EGA for the kids of yester year, gonzo orgy divx on demand for the kids of today.

    The future is fucked. You think you had it rough? Try for not even being an American. At least you cannucks can just shout over the border and get answers.
  18. Re:Correction! by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

    *whoooooosh* That's the sound of THAT joke going RIGHT over your head.

  19. Re:Oh dear by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Ah, there's one of them now. Hello.

    If what you said were so, then why would the requirements in U.S.C. Title 18, Section 2257 have been such a headache for them? And now that it's been struck down, will that make no difference?

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  20. H.M.S. Pornafore by Scareduck · · Score: 5, Funny

    While the average reader here has never been to such a site, porn has been a driving force in the economics and technology of the Net.
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    1. Re:H.M.S. Pornafore by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      I've heard of gay porn, but camp porn?

    2. Re:H.M.S. Pornafore by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Huh? Hunting camp is THE repository for porn. Remember all those porm mags your Dad had? Remember how the stack never really got larger, but the content changed? That's because, 1x/year, the old ones were taken up to the cabin to be shared.

      Peer-to-peer porn sharing for the last millenium.

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  21. Re:Correction! by Golden+Section · · Score: 1

    The links go to "studies" from 2001. How are these relevant in 2007, when 6 months ago is ancient history on the web? And for the "studies", the writers admit that they can't verify their estimates. Stephen Glass had more facts...

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  22. Judicial humor? by e9th · · Score: 3, Funny

    In their summary, How Appealing notes that the requirement was struck down as "facially unconstitutional."

    1. Re:Judicial humor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked the phrase "anally unenforceable" and how he cited tubgirl as prior case law.

      Wait, were you being serious, or are we just trying to get horny geeks to read court cases?

  23. Clarification Re: "Age Verification" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    A lot of people are posting with obvious confusion about what was actually struck down.

    Title 18 USC 2257 has absolutely nothing to do with verifying the age of a web site's surfers. It imposes record keeping requirements on the web sites. Requiring them to keep and make available records of every performer's age and identity etc.

    The law has always been controversial in the adult industry due to privacy concerns it raises for the performers and for the web site operators (you may notice on many porn sites at the very bottom they'll have a link called "legal" or "18 USC 2257" which links to a name and address where the records can be obtained ... problem is the law is completely undiscriminating and many amateurs who run their sites from their homes are forced to publish their full names and address etc. for legal purposes. Not to mention that many feel that such documents regarding their performers identity should be kept confidential and only be obtainable via court order).

    The full text of the law can be found at here

    In other words it's not about verifying surfers age. It's about verifying performers.

    1. Re:Clarification Re: "Age Verification" by mazanoid · · Score: 1

      While I almost would have pity for those poor amateurs who are sexing to make far more than the IT crowd, I don't necessarily feel as if those smaller companies of 1 (or 3) proprietors are the victim of any foul play by this law. If they lack that amazing ability to find a 3$ monthly post office box with an anonymous name like "USC Requests", then it's their fault for publishing their real name and address.

      On a similar note, they could always host off shore and funnel money via paypal...

      Oh wait. A lot already do.

      And on that note...how many porn sites (lacking a news-stand distribution) do you think actually REALLY try to comply with the hundreds of laws governing porn and its dissemination...or insemination...whatever the word is in english.

    2. Re:Clarification Re: "Age Verification" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much privacy do such performers have anyway?

  24. hold your guns... by jax9999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This ruling wasn't about putting AVS on sites so as to prevent people from seeing the pics. This was a controversial change to the 2257 laws that were going to basically make it illegal to have any sort of adult oriented image online anywhere unless there was a verified with US ID and current contact information for the model. the law was semi insane, as not only would the original site need to have the name, address, phone numbers and so on of the models. but so would everyone else down the chain. the advertisers, the affiliates. this was also supposed to affect personal sites, and private web pages. basically the laws weren't in any way meant to protect children, or even stop online pornography. They were being used as a bludgeon to make online hookup sites impossible to run. thank god it got struck down.

    1. Re:hold your guns... by celle · · Score: 1
      Amazing, it didn't seem to make that much of a difference from the evidence.

      Avs sucks, just bullshit to get credit card numbers. It's a sorry day when websites have to do the parents chosen job and make the rest of us suffer for it. I don't mean just about the internet either(schools, taxes). If you don't want you kids to see real humanity, keep them off the internet.

  25. And there was great celebration by MBCook · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...And yea, the word came down from on high:
    "Thou shalt not filter on the date of birth,
    for that censors the rights of the children."
    And the heathens cheered, as their ranks would swell,
    while the righteous cursed, as the children would be corrupted.

    -- Book of the Internet, Chapter 72 verse 17.

    Of course, this ruling doesn't have a ton of effect. After all, it's not like a fourteen year old can't select "I was born in 1972" in a drop down. Those pages were basically worthless. I'm not surprised the court ruled as they did. Probably the right decision. I'm not sure that a click-though page is really censoring free speech, but I understand why they did it (conspiracy theories aside).

    I'm surprised that it this lasted this long, but if I were running a site I would keep the page up for plausible deniability and because we all know someone will try to find a way to re-enact this (local level, perhaps).

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    1. Re:And there was great celebration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If thou wannabe my lover, thou shalt getteth with my friends." -Spice 3:16

    2. Re:And there was great celebration by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      So, did you just not read all the posts already on the page explaining that you've misunderstood the court's decision?

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    3. Re:And there was great celebration by pjrc · · Score: 5, Informative
      After all, it's not like a fourteen year old can't select "I was born in 1972" in a drop down. Those pages were basically worthless. I'm not surprised the court ruled as they did.

      The 2257 regs were about verifying the age of the models appearing in the photos, not the age of consumers viewing them.

      It is still illegal to use underage models. But 2257 imposed massive recordkeeping burdens on porn sites. Not just checking every model's ID, but all sorts of unnecessary things, like requiring being open certain hours for random, unannounced inspections of the records, requiring each site to maintain records (no outsourcing to companies much better able to handle it all), and so on. 2257 made it a felony to have even fairly minor errors in records. Not just "protecting the children", but criminal liability for not exactly following extremely detailed, excessively burdensome record keeping requirements.

    4. Re:And there was great celebration by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1

      "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." - Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

      I'm not endorsing porn, but the principle involved matters.

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    5. Re:And there was great celebration by Alsee · · Score: 1

      ...And yea, the word came down from on high:
      "Thou shalt not filter on the date of birth,
      for that censors the rights of the children."
      And the heathens cheered, as their ranks would swell,
      while the righteous cursed, as the children would be corrupted.
      -- Book of the Internet, Chapter 72 verse 17.


      PDF download link plz.

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    6. Re:And there was great celebration by kabocox · · Score: 1

      It is still illegal to use underage models. But 2257 imposed massive recordkeeping burdens on porn sites. Not just checking every model's ID, but all sorts of unnecessary things, like requiring being open certain hours for random, unannounced inspections of the records, requiring each site to maintain records (no outsourcing to companies much better able to handle it all), and so on. 2257 made it a felony to have even fairly minor errors in records. Not just "protecting the children", but criminal liability for not exactly following extremely detailed, excessively burdensome record keeping requirements.

      I can be evil sometimes. This sparked the thought that I'd like them to be really evil to people/industries that I don't like and require them to records for inspections! What don't I like? I don't like the educational industry. Force "every" industry that hires or has as a consumer minors verify that none of their employees are sex offenders and have a special room/box to hold those records because that box could be audited at any time with zero notice and errors in the records would be felonies.
        My wife's name was misspelled in our old telephone records. Make it a felony for any utility company to have incorrect or inaccurate records about its customers!
      I hate having my data shared and spread around by banks and credit card companies. Make it a 10-20 year felony for the employees within banks or credit card companies to share any of my data! (They need the same reporting requirements as well.) I don't like some software companies for various reasons. I guess I'd have to require the government to be able to audit all software code for any reason at any time. I'd also make bug reports, user complaints, drivers/patch updates and other misc things to be stored in the box that could be audited at any time.

      I don't like patents. Make every company that uses or makes patents require to an auditable list of every patent that they use and make.

      I haven't been evil to the government yet. Require some new department to store a copy of all the above requirements that they've audited with an internal goal of auditing 90% of listed companies per year.

      I guess I have to be evil to various religious people as well. Once dead, I'd like God to make them audit their own lives and list every "sin" that they have ever commited. They get years in their version of hell for errors. They also have to audit two or three other people as well. Hmm, may be one person they view as a hero and another that they view as a villian and audit each of their lives with the same conditions for mistakes. ;)

      To be the most evil being ever, I'd grant everyone immortality and then require them all to keep records for most of their new life time.

  26. Yeah. You might have become a victim of a Y2K bug by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was getting worried that they might get suspicious that I still wank to porn despite the fact that I was born in 1901.

    Well now you're safe to publish a picture of your activities, without worrying about whether their software has a hangover Y2K bug and might decide you're only 6 years old.

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  27. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because then they'd be legally required to vet every single uploaded image to make sure it wasn't porn.

  28. Re:The Internet is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    lolcats

  29. Re:Oh dear by cduffy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Whether 2257 is in place or not shouldn't make any difference for sites that don't host porn, correct. Of course, in a world where user-submitted contact is every idiot's idea of how they're going to start a business that'll be The Next Big Thing On The Internet but artificial intelligence isn't good enough to conclusively determine whether a given piece appeals to prurient interests or is outside of established community standards, being a site that doesn't host porn is considerably harder than just putting a line in your TOS and filtering things out after-the-fact.

  30. Re:Oh dear by Empiric · · Score: 1

    Hmm...

    "Perversion", I would have to assume, would imply a minority from the norm...

    http://marriage.about.com/cs/masturbation/f/masturbatfaq3.htm

    Oddly, this may be many Slashdot readers' first data point as to what a "Protestant" is...

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  31. Re:Oh dear by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Honestly, if the masturbating perverts out there want to get their jollies off of dirty pictures, fine, just make it bloody clear that's what a site contains before the rest of us get bombarded with god-knows-what.

    How is masturbating and looking at pornography of consenting adults considered "perverted"? That is a very limited view given that your body is wired in such a way as to encourage you to reproduce as frequently and as often as possible. It stands to reason that people need to satisfy their natural urges somehow. It's hard getting laid; people are picky about their partners and there's this stigma attached to sex still even in our modern liberated society.

    It's pretty easy to watch porn and whack off... A few people take it out on poor unsuspecting passers-by (i don't condone that kind of thing). You gotta satisfy the urges that your body has somehow. I find it somewhat offensive that you would classify the satisfying of the body's natural urges "perverted".

    I never really supported the age verification because I think a person who is old enough to know to seek out the content on their own is probably old enough to make their own decisions regarding sex. A person who wants to seek out the porn will be able to find it regardless of any age verification laws in one or two countries. Not everywhere is the USA or Australia. Lots of places don't enforce similar laws.

    Younger kids should be supervised by their parents. Someone else said "if you don't want your kids looking at it then try something called parenting". I couldn't agree more.

    I do agree that porn isn't for everyone, and a simple banner page warning is what a great-many of the porn sites have currently anyway.

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  32. Re:The Internet is for by fractoid · · Score: 1

    Sing it with me, normal people!

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  33. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by wedgiesaurus · · Score: 2, Funny

    The majority proceeds to hold the statute facially over-broad...

    Do judges really refer to their *ahem* as a 'statute'?

    Ah! So that's what they do behind closed doors.

  34. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is like a chinese being pissed off over someone writing a comment about the Tiananmen Square protests because China might block Slashdot. The problem isn't that someone is uploading smut, the problem is that they're censoring websites. I've worked in schools and none of them had blocked any websites, and guess what, the kids didn't sit there watching porn all day.

  35. Better Idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it would be a more suitable idea to keep records and not have to have them viewable to the public and only viewable by court subpoena. This would cause the "stories" of the high school sites and whatever to not have to force the 18 over line at the bottom. That is the nature of this law.

  36. Sounds familiar .. by duncan+bayne · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    yet another attempt to regulate to death what the government can't outright prohibit.

    So you'll be first in line to criticise any regulation of firearms then? Oh wait, this is Slashdot ... :-)

    1. Re:Sounds familiar .. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Firearms are the most heavily-regulated product (and industry) in the United States. There is very good evidence that NONE of the laws passed in the last 30 years that restricted firearms ownership and use have helped to deter crime. In fact, there is a negative statistical correlation: crime, and especially violent crime, has been and has remained significantly higher in areas where firearms are more restricted.

      Yes, that is correct. I doubt you will believe me, but you can look at the Department of Justice's own statistics for verification. They are freely available on the DOJ website.

      (Note: Since the DOJ is the top law enforcement arm of the government, it would be in its best interest to overstate crime statistics, not underreport them. It is probably reasonable to presume that if the statistics err, they will err on the high side.)

    2. Re:Sounds familiar .. by duncan+bayne · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I obviously wasn't clear in my last post.

      I was criticising the position held by many here on Slashdot - that first amendment rights should be inviolate, but not second amendment rights. People should be free to own firearms, and the Government doesn't have the right to regulate firearm ownership in any way.

    3. Re:Sounds familiar .. by Gregb05 · · Score: 1

      I'll bite.
      Correlation is not causation. I would expect the areas with high gun violence to have more restrictive laws, just like I would expect areas with stringent restrictions on curfew for teens or areas with higher police populations/patrols.
      The question is: Which rose first?
      I would suspect the crime.


      On topic: lol, facially.

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    4. Re:Sounds familiar .. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is true: correlation does not imply causation. But as you mention, genuine post hoc can imply causation.

      Significant firearms regulation has been around since at least the 30s, well before any meaningful statistics were being kept. So it is not really possible to say with authority which came first, the chicken or the egg.

      However, statistics clearly indicate (I am aware that statistics do not prove anything) that when restrictive firearms legislation is passed, violent crime is not reduced, and in fact has generally tended to increase. To avoid misunderstanding, I will point out that I am referring to per capita figures.

      When England and Australia passed very restrictive firearms regulations a few years ago, property crime and especially violent crime in both countries took a significant jump upward right afterward, and have stayed up.

      There is more, but I would be beating a dead horse. The real statistics are out there, freely available, even though they often get distorted by the media and politicians.

      But since you asked question "which came first?", I will also state that even though the rate of serious crimes has been trending downward for the last 20 years or so, nobody has been able to show any causation between the general drop in crime rate gun legislation. The trend started well before any significant new legislation was passed, and has continued to trend downward. At the same time, nobody has been able to show any connection to firearms legislation. The correlation between restrictive firearms laws and high crime rates has remained.

    5. Re:Sounds familiar .. by vidarh · · Score: 1
      When England and Australia passed very restrictive firearms regulations a few years ago, property crime and especially violent crime in both countries took a significant jump upward right afterward, and have stayed up.

      Regardless whether you are right about this or not, England has one of the lowest rates of guncrime in the world, and certainly compared to the US the overall rate of violent crimes is miniscule too. Don't know about Australia.

      You'll also easily find plenty of countries with restrictive firearms laws that have very low crime rates, so at the very least the correlation is not so straightforward. It might very well be right that restrictive firearms laws cause crime rates to increase in places where large number of weapons are in circulation, for example, or where police are routinely armed, or where poverty is high.

    6. Re:Sounds familiar .. by scgops · · Score: 1

      However, statistics clearly indicate (I am aware that statistics do not prove anything) that when restrictive firearms legislation is passed, violent crime is not reduced, and in fact has generally tended to increase. To avoid misunderstanding, I will point out that I am referring to per capita figures.

      There's a world of difference between saying that violent crime rates continue to rise in the wake of tougher gun control laws and your earlier claim that tougher gun laws cause violent crime rates to rise. There are at least seven states where the statistics don't even show a correlation, let alone an implied causation.

    7. Re:Sounds familiar .. by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      Regardless whether you are right about this or not, England has one of the lowest rates of guncrime in the world, and certainly compared to the US the overall rate of violent crimes is miniscule too. Don't know about Australia.


      Britain's gun crime rate has been shooting up very quickly for the past couple decades. While the US's murder and rape rates are worse, the robbery/burglary/auto theft statistics are significantly worse in the UK and Australia than in America. Last time I heard a quote it was something along the lines of you're 10X more likely to be mugged in London than in New York...

      You'll also easily find plenty of countries with restrictive firearms laws that have very low crime rates, so at the very least the correlation is not so straightforward.


      Police states tend to have very low crime rates, as people are rarely admitted to be criminals, they simply cease existing when they start breaking the law...
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    8. Re:Sounds familiar .. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I did not mean to imply that the U.S. rates are, or would be, similar to those of other countries. That was just a little additional information. I am aware that nations cannot be directly compared in that way. For example, the rate of suicide by firearms (which is often included in the "violent death by firearms" statistics cited by some people, regardless of how misleading that may be) in Japan is very low. At the same time, the suicide rate in Japan has remained much higher than that of the United States... it is just that different means are used.

      However, the statistics in the Unites States are pretty clear. For whatever reason, private ownership of firearms in the U.S. is correlated with lower crime. Some people may not like that idea, but it is nevertheless a fact.

    9. Re:Sounds familiar .. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      But that is NOT what I stated. Please read it again. Quote: "There is very good evidence that NONE of the laws passed in the last 30 years that restricted firearms ownership and use have helped to deter crime."

      That is quite different from claiming that restrictive gun laws cause crime. I mentioned some statistical correlations, but I was careful not to state that one necessarily caused the other.

  37. Re:Oh dear by Trogre · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ah, so you're a slave to your own desires then? Honestly, man, get some self-control.

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  38. this is great news by H310iSe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was widespread protest at the latest ammendments to 2257 (which just came out of review in Sept. and were going into law in Dec - written in 2006 by Gonzolas and the Bush whitehouse) as they were going to document-requirement-out-of-existence many adult themed but obviously non-porographic websites, the national lesbian bisexual gay transgenered taskforce was doing political organizing against it, among many other groups.

    Effectively it said you are a porn producer if you run a website that has any graphic nudity (or "portrayals" of sexual activity) on it and you must therefore comply with section 2257 recordkeeping guidelines which are a huge, gigantic pain in the ass and go far, far beyond ensuring you're not using child actors in your smut.

    Additionally if you are a producer (and w/ the new definition so very many people will be) you can be 'audited' at any time which is in effect a warrantless search and seizure.

    I work with some people in the adult industry and I have this information from the source (i.e. not 2nd hand) that agents came into their production company on a 2257 record keeping inspection and seized EVERYTHING in the room the records were kept in. Computers. Other records. Everything.

    Subsequently other production studios started actually building special rooms to contain just their 2257 paperwork and nothing else (it appears the understanding is the warrantless search only applies to the room where the records are kept). I was in meetings where they were trying to figure out if the room had to have a door or just an opening, a ceiling, and what cross-linked records (did I mention the requirements are a pain) might possibly be somewhere else... they even needed a new server just for the electronic records b/c elsewhere servers (with all their graphics and video) were seized b/c they had part of the 2257 records stored on them.

    I know this sounds ridiculous but I'm certain this is was status quo - now this ... quo... was going to be applied much, much more widely come December.

    Bravo 6th circuit for putting breaks on this insanity.

    Sorry I don't have time to include links but I'll follow up later w/ documentation if I can.

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    1. Re:this is great news by afabbro · · Score: 1
      I work with some people in the adult industry and I have this information from the source (i.e. not 2nd hand)

      So, uh, if you're repeating something someone told you and that is not 2nd hand, what pray tell would be first hand?

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    2. Re:this is great news by cmowire · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This helps me sleep a little better at night, and I have nothing to do with the porn biz.

      See, I do photography, sometimes of naked people for fun. And, while there's no actual sexual content in my pictures of naked people, I still end up having that niggling fear in the back of my head that they'll show up on my doorstep.

    3. Re:this is great news by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to the judge(s) who wrote this court decision, those were ALREADY 2257 requirements; no new laws would have been necessary to enforce those.

    4. Re:this is great news by julesh · · Score: 1

      See, I do [link]photography, sometimes of naked people[/link] for fun

      Way to get your site slashdotted. Well done. ;)

    5. Re:this is great news by Creedo · · Score: 1

      I like your work. Thank you for the link.

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    6. Re:this is great news by cmowire · · Score: 1

      You know, I think that Slashdotters are not nearly as horny as we'd think.

      There was an increase in traffic, but not that much.

    7. Re:this is great news by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Slahdotters are wasting time at work right now, where we no better than to click on such a link. Wait till 5:15 pm though and I'm sure you'll see hits soar :D.

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    8. Re:this is great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, uh, if you're repeating something someone told you and that is not 2nd hand, what pray tell would be first hand?

      heh I was wondering about that, i think 2nd hand is when someone tells you something someone told them. 1st hand is when you speak to the person it happened to. 0 hand is when it happens to you (0 hands between you and the story?). but then I could be totally wrong.

  39. Re:The Internet is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    > lolcats

    We are everywhere.
    We are legion.
    We are embarassed.
    For one of us was more lame than all of us.

    Saddest part is that if he'd posted that missed reference on Caturday, his fail would have been so epic it would have wrapped right around the integer into win.

    The greatest pornography distribution mechanism in the history of mankind, and what do we use it for?

    > lolcats

    We were embarassed.
    We know Avenue Q was a documentary.
    We fixed it for him.

  40. Re:Oh dear by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

    Theres plenty of porn on photobucket. Photobucket also doesn't keep records on the people submitting the pictures. Certainly not copies of valid photo id and all the other things USC 18 2257 requires.

    This ruling just means photobucket is no longer illegal. It won't really impact anything, as its not like they'd actually go after photobucket before, but it's nice when there aren't crazy laws being held over your head 24/7 that can be used against you at any time if you pose a threat or decide to not comply with some powerful persons request.

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  41. Gilbert and Sullivan, meet Dilbert and O'Farrell by jdickey · · Score: 1

    wtih a tribute to dyslexics everywhere: how many of you, semi-consciously scanning the page, read the headline as "H.M.S. Pinafore"?

    Scareduck, you have a sterling future as a writer of 19th-century British satire. That should come in useful in the 19th century. :)

    Keep it cumming!

  42. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by intthis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    my buddy and i knew the answers to all of the questions when we were 8... and does anyone remember the prophetic

    O.J. Simpson is:
    a. no one to mess with
    b. something
    c. something about juice
    d. under indictment

    so depending on when you played the game, there were two answers to that one...

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  43. Re:The Internet is for by anthonys_junk · · Score: 1

    You rock, funniest thing I have seen all day :-) (but even if I had mod points, well you shouldn't be posting as AC)

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  44. First? Don't think so. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It is has long been thought that the requirements wouldn't hold up in court, but this is the first actual ruling.

    First actual ruling? I would have thought that would be the successful challenges to the Communications Decency Act of 1996 (CDA) and the Child Online Protection Act (COPA).

    Basically, you cannot prove who is sitting at the keyboard.

    1. Re:First? Don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First actual ruling? I would have thought that would be the successful challenges to the Communications Decency Act of 1996 (CDA) and the Child Online Protection Act (COPA).

      Basically, you cannot prove who is sitting at the keyboard.


      2257 isn't about who's at the keyboard, it's about who's performing in the images/movies.

      - T

    2. Re:First? Don't think so. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      That is a completely different issue. Please read TFA and the relevant links.

  45. Re:Oh dear by langelgjm · · Score: 1

    What's going to stop those sites from prohibiting sexually explicit photos in their TOS, as most of them already do?

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  46. so does this mean by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    slashdot will now allow images in the comments section?

    that's a joke

    no really, it's a joke

    PLEASE NO

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    1. Re:so does this mean by jagdish · · Score: 1

      That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

    2. Re:so does this mean by MLease · · Score: 1

      Ai-yi-yi! That would really make the goatse trolls' day. I can just ignore the links, but I'd have to give up reading at -1 if /. ever did that.

      -Mike

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    3. Re:so does this mean by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I think I'd browse at 3, just to be sure.

    4. Re:so does this mean by MLease · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I'd hate to do that, because there is a lot of screwy moderation going on, and plenty of things I appreciate reading get downmodded unfairly, so I'd rather just skip over the posts I don't want to read on my own.

      -Mike

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  47. Re:Correction! by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

    Sarg reports off my squid proxy verify those statistics! Now all I have to do is get them to look at decent porn rather than this yahoo images crap. Driftnet can be such a wonderful tool, and yes I have blocked goatse in the squid lists... just in case...

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  48. Alcohol Sites? by phita23 · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Does this ruling cover sites selling alcohol, like www.manlaws.com etc?

    1. Re:Alcohol Sites? by grimJester · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If they have nudity in their advertising, yes. However, it's still legal to sell whisky less than 18 years of age.

    2. Re:Alcohol Sites? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Why would it? I don't recall you having to take nude images of a person to sell beer online, so obviously the answer is no. Unless, like so many others, you got the whole thing completely wrong. Go RTFA.

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    3. Re:Alcohol Sites? by celle · · Score: 1
      Will you guys stop drinking long enough to be coherent.

      ???

      Ok, I know you'll be able to understand this one.

      It should be illegal to drink whiskey that's less than 18 years old anyway.

    4. Re:Alcohol Sites? by harshmanrob · · Score: 1

      As an alcoholic, I can assure the slashdotters everywhere, that I will continue to drink and continue view pr0n.

  49. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by WGR · · Score: 2

    That is statute not statue. Check a dictionary for difference.

  50. Re:Oh dear by Score+Whore · · Score: 0, Troll

    Those are some interesting points you have there. Why don't you go read the ruling and come back and make some points that have even a little bit to do with it. I mean come on, this isn't about verifying that seventeen year olds are not browsing your porn site. It's about keeping track of the age and identity of the young gal who is being double penetrated and face fucked whose picture you are putting on your website. Seriously. How hard is it to read a pdf?

  51. Re:Oh dear by Kalriath · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh dear. We have ourselves a religious nut here.

    I know it's tempting to try and force the ideals of your religion on anyone who'll listen (and if Christian, even the people who wont) but you need to be aware that it is the individual's decision what ideals they want to follow, provided they walk within the bounds of the law. If a person chooses to watch this type of material, that's their call. Not yours. Not your holy books. And might I add, you religious folks need to stop trying to get the ideals of your holy book codified as law - ironic that they preach that "god gave us free will to make our own choices" and then object when someone exercises that free will.

    Woah, going way off topic here.

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  52. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by jcgf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's a nerdy solution to every problem.

    Don't you mean a brute force solution?

  53. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by zazenation · · Score: 1

    Ah the days gone by ---sigh

    Those questions were meant to keep out casual adolescent users. Geekkids were almost unknown back then.

    I remember getting the biggest chuckle when the CENSORED text flashed over the bedroom scene. Plus the way he threw them up on the disco floor, hee hee.

  54. How old? by cootuk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the UK there was a bit of an uproar when a tabloid printed topless pics of a model called Linsey Dawn McKenzie the day after she turned 16. They had been doing a countdown to her birthday with less risque shoots. The paper insisted that the pics had been taken the minute she turned 16 and printed in the very next edition, though some people claimed at the time that they had been taken earlier, and that all the papers readers (viewers?) were paedos. What a difference a day makes....

    1. Re:How old? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Well, America would have called them pedos as well, since she's not legal until 18 here.

      Yup.
      Say all you want about our border ending here, you know as well as anyone else that America doesn't care. ;)

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    2. Re:How old? by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the UK there was a bit of an uproar when a tabloid printed topless pics of a model called Linsey Dawn McKenzie the day after she turned 16. They had been doing a countdown to her birthday with less risque shoots. The paper insisted that the pics had been taken the minute she turned 16 and printed in the very next edition, though some people claimed at the time that they had been taken earlier, and that all the papers readers (viewers?) were paedos. What a difference a day makes.... If I were to view those pictures in the US, I would not be a paedophile but most certainly a pedophile. What a difference an "a" makes.
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    3. Re:How old? by julesh · · Score: 1

      In the UK there was a bit of an uproar when a tabloid printed topless pics of a model called Linsey Dawn McKenzie the day after she turned 16. They had been doing a countdown to her birthday with less risque shoots. The paper insisted that the pics had been taken the minute she turned 16 and printed in the very next edition, though some people claimed at the time that they had been taken earlier, and that all the papers readers (viewers?) were paedos. What a difference a day makes....

      Of course, if you have copies of those images now, you are required to destroy them. Minimum age for appearing in pron in the UK changed from 16 to 18 a few years ago, and almost nothing has been done to publicise the fact that thousands, if not millions, of people have images that are now illegal to possess. /me regrets having to lose his copy of MO's LDMcK spreads, not to mention the Debee Ashton ones.

    4. Re:How old? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      She's not legal for porn until 18. She could be perfectly legal for intercourse. Depending on the state, it can be as low as 14. You can get it on with her all day long in some states but if you snap a picture your ass is toast.

      Our legal system makes a lot of sense doesn't it?

      Besides, I think the term "pedophile" is much too broad anyways. I don't have a problem with there being limits on how old a person must be to engage in sexual intercourse. It's a logical and sensible thing to do. But the term pedophile is applied to those who find any person from 1 to 17 attractive, and while neither impulse should be acted on, there's a hell of a lot of difference between somebody who is sexually attracted to a 5 year old and somebody who is attracted to a 14 year old who is obviously sexually developed. The former case obviously has some serious psychological issues going on, while in the latter, it's a simple biological response to be attracted to any healthy female of child bearing age, and the onset of puberty and the accompanying developments (breasts, hips, etc) is nature's way of announcing "she can make babies now!". Not saying that she SHOULD be sexually active with anyone; only uncivilized animals are a slave to their instincts, but to try to demonize the simple attraction that is based on a biological response millions of years old is just silly.

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    5. Re:How old? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      No, no no! Those thousands if not millions of people are PEDOPHILES. They should all be shackled with transponders, addresses listed on the internet, their bosses notified, prevented from ever voting or holding office, and perhaps spend a little time in FMITA prison. I'm sure many would applaud. At least two or three million men in the world haven't downloaded a picture of a nude teenager; I'm sure the world can manage on a skeleton staff of males until a new generation comes of age to take the place of the vile criminals.

  55. 2257 inspections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know someone who went through a 2257 inspection. It's scary, because record-keeping mistakes are felonies. The law was intended to intimidate, which is part of why the court struck it down as overreaching. She came through it OK; she and her staff can quote the record-keeping requirements from memory (yes, the separate room requirement is real), and she knows all her models.

    Compliance is easier if you're a real, live producer, with offices, staff, a business address, production space, and a payroll system. It's amateurs and the people who use third-party photographers who have problems.

    1. Re:2257 inspections by Agripa · · Score: 1

      It's scary, because record-keeping mistakes are felonies.
      So it is just like the requirements on people who have federal firearms licenses? My understanding is that all of the paperwork mistakes are felonies and in addition, all of the paperwork mistakes that the government makes are also felonies. That is that they are felonies for the FFL holder and not the government.

    2. Re:2257 inspections by H310iSe · · Score: 1

      Exactly the point "if you're a real, live producer" 2257 is a pain but dealable. if you run a messageboard where someone posts a too too sexy pic of themselves with a racy story so you, the person who runs the board, now has to comply with 2257 record keeping for said user, this makes you censor or shut your board down...

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  56. This is a bad Ruling by streettech · · Score: 0, Troll

    I wonder if the judges would've ruled differently if they had seen this compelling video. This law could have protected many people of questionable age from exploitation in the prono industry.

  57. riiiight! by urban_warrior · · Score: 1

    While the average reader here has never been to such a site,

    Yeah about that, this is slashdot we're pretty much mostly nerds here, um yeah you get the picture!

  58. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by cadeon · · Score: 1

    If you eat the pills of Spanish Fly when the dog is in sight... You end up in jail.

  59. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Why do they even bother putting an age restriction on these things when all you have to do is click 'yes- I am 18!' Even a seventeen year-old could figure that out."

  60. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't you mean a brute force solution? Ewww! Eww, ew, ew, eww, ewwwww! TMI!
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  61. As a performer by uqbar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not sure how much will change soon. I'm doing a shoot tomorrow and will once again be giving out way too much info once again. Unless this is it for government appeals, no producer of content will want to risk not having the records - so tomorrow I'll be spending the hour or so before each shoot doing unpaid paperwork for the government, and wondering if the creeps working in the office can be trusted with a big file of information that can be used to steal my identity...

  62. You are mistaken. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you read the law itself, or even the court ruling linked to in TFA, you will see otherwise.

    In fact, the law required ANYONE who took sexually explicit photographs (for example, you taking pictures of you and your wife) to keep records, and make their place of business (or, in this example residence) available to inspection by the government with no advance notice.

    Yes, you read that correctly. If you have taken explicit photographs of ANYBODY, for ANY reason, in the U.S. in recent years, and did not keep such records, or attach record information to such photographs, regardless of whether they were taken for commercial purposes, then the law considered YOU to be a felon, publishable by up to 5 years in federal prison.

    If you don't believe me, read the court decision, or the 2257 laws themselves.

    1. Re:You are mistaken. by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Wow -- that is indeed worse than I had realized. (That said -- is anything I said actually incorrect, as opposed to incomplete?)

  63. Re:The Internet is for by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 0

    Rule 34!! (and, pics or it didn't happen)

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  64. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by bazald · · Score: 1

    You may be right about his meaning, but his statement is probably more correct. There might be brute force solutions to every static problem. On the other hand, some problems change over time, and brute force might not always work. (e.g. a password system that destroys all data upon receiving 10 incorrect entries in a row)

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  65. Heh. Not in Oregon anyway... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    First, Oregon is in the 9th Circuit, so this decision isn't binding, but Oregon has one of the nation's most powerful free speech clauses in their constitution. Practically any state or local attempt to restrict obscenity gets struck down in the state courts.

    Because of this:
    1) Localities can't prevent the creation of strip clubs with zoning laws.
    2) Can't bar live sex shows.
    3) Can't bar someone from being nude on their own lawn.

    The first is why Portland has the highest number of strip clubs per capita in the nation. It's a statistic that the local chamber of commerce doesn't brag about.
    (Strange that I've seen more in GA than in OR, but maybe I just live in the wrong/right place...)

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  66. Re:Oh dear by fredmosby · · Score: 1

    ...get some self-control.

    I will just as soon as you explain why this kind of self control is important or helpful in any way.

  67. Not Pornography by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I accidentally saw that the other day when I clicked on a link with a false description.

    That isn't pornography anyway. It is absolutely disgusting, but it isn't pornography.

  68. No, I overstated a bit. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Informative

    You were not actually mistaken, but the extent of the law was much greater than most people realize.

    Contrary to the original post, this ruling was in fact about the performers, but the record-keeping requirements were for the "producers" of the product. But "producer" was very broadly defined. While ISPs and the like were generally not affected, the fact is that if your website had ANY "adult" images on it, then YOU (or your company) were required to verify the ages of anybody depicted in such images... even if they were originally made by someone else half a world away. Those records included a copy of legal ID for every person depicted in "adult" images.

    So, in fact, just about every site that contained content made by someone else was in violation.

  69. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by GPL+Apostate · · Score: 1

    No, that's a Denial Of Service system. A prankster just has to type ten words and the whole database is wiped.

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  70. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, you said it. Why, in the old days one had to go 4 miles uphill through the snow - both ways, I might add - to take a peek at a chalk drawing of a naked lady on a stone tablet. And it was a stick figure too!

  71. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "The future is fucked."

    Yeah. LSL actually had replay value.

  72. Age appropriate? by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... do underage kids now get a chance to watch someone their own age for a change when they sneak down some pr0n?

    Ok, where do I pick up my ticket, and which handbasket is mine? ;-)

  73. I guess you haven't been to Texas, Jane by scgops · · Score: 1

    Texas has some of the loosest gun control laws in the country, according to the Brady Campaign. It also has the 10th highest violent crime rate, according to the DOJ.

    Personally, I'm not a fan of gun control laws. As is says on the ABC News site, "The government wants to say regulations and laws like the Brady Gun Control Law are making a difference, but they aren't." Gun control opponents need to acknowledge that that statement works in both directions. Just because gun control laws don't help deter crime doesn't mean they encourage it. Statistics imply the laws have no effect in either direction.

    Please, stick to the facts.

  74. Age checks... by WoollyMittens · · Score: 1, Troll

    Ah nice... can everyone now PLEASE remove those anoying "age-check" drop-downs again? It's stupidly obvious that everyone just selects something between 1901 and 1980 with one swoop from the mouse-wheel.

    1. Re:Age checks... by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      This was modded insightful?
      It has Nothing to do with the article. Jesus christ.

    2. Re:Age checks... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      No, because this is absolutely nothing to do with this. Apparently, you not only didn't RTFA, you didn't even RTFC (read the fucking comments).

      Reading comprehension ftl.

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  75. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in the Netherlands and was four years old when I played Leisure Suit Larry. Thankfully, my dad was able to guide me through the age verification questions each and every time until I had the answers memorized. In fact, that game is the primary reason why learning English was relatively easy for me, all thanks to the likes of "open door", "sit down" and "order whiskey". (In case you're worried about a four-year-old playing an adult game: my dad correctly assumed I wouldn't get any of that stuff anyway, and I didn't. Which didn't matter a lot.)

  76. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh yes i remember! I was 11ish and i bruteforced the correct answer to the questions. Didnt know much english either. It was like a mini game to enter the game itself.

    Get ring sink? Rings a bell... dont remember why...a taxi ride...you had to have a condom or your would die from all the stuff you contracted from the hooker...oh and the remote so the pimp(?) let you go to her :P

    Good times, indeed.

  77. Actually, yes I have. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I am sticking to the facts. First, if you are getting your information from the Brady Campaign, OR from ABC news, your sources are hopelessly biased. The Brady Campaign especially is notorious for spreading misinformation and distorted statistics, some of which have been repeated in the news media.

    For example, the Brady Campaign is responsible for the myth that people who own guns are "more likely to kill a friend or family member" than prevent a crime with said gun(s). That is simply false. This is how that myth came to be.

    In a "study" they sanctioned (I use the term "study" very loosely... they examined some historical data), they looked at overall gun deaths. They found, in their data, that people who are killed with firearms are often related or known to the shooter. This is true. But the data was misused, very irresponsibly in at least two ways: They include in "friend or family member" someone they knew only slightly, for example someone they had seen before in the neighborhood. And they completely neglected to mention that in the vast majority of these shootings, the shooter was protecting himself/herself against a serious property crime or violent crime.

    You see, the fact is that the victims of most crimes know the perpetrator. To turn that statistic around and make it sound as though the firearm were responsible for killing "friends and family" disporportionately, is just plain fraud. It is a deliberate distortion of the highest order.

    And that is just one example of how people involved with the Brady Campaign have demonstrably lied to the public. But you have probably heard that "statistic" yourself, many times. The one that states that guns kill family more than criminals. It is a classic example of how distorted and misused statistics get "stuck" in peoples' minds.

    As for the Texas thing: one state over a few years does not compare statistically to an entire nation over decades. If you want a real scary statistic, try calculating the percentage of people on death row in Texas, who were set free in recent years due to conclusive DNA evidence that only came along recently. Now THERE is a number to be scared about. I hardly think Texas' justice system can be called typical. I know that I would not want to be an innocent party anywhere near a murder there. I enjoy my freedom, thank you very much.

    1. Re:Actually, yes I have. by scgops · · Score: 1

      As for the Texas thing: one state over a few years does not compare statistically to an entire nation over decades.

      You're amusing. You went off for five paragraphs about how the Brady Campaign spreads lies. Yet you didn't refute the one item I quoted from them, that Texas has loose gun control laws. Instead you went off on a huge tangent.

      You said that DOJ statistics prove that strong gun control laws and states with high violent crime rates go hand in hand. I looked at the DOJ statistics for 2005, and they don't support your conclusion. Now you want to suggest that we all ignore the data for Texas.

      Fine. Let's consider other states. New Jersey has tougher than average gun control laws, but a lower than average violent crime rate. Michigan, like Texas, has liberal gun control laws and a higher than average crime rate. The same goes for Florida, Louisiana, Tennessee, and South Carolina. That makes at least seven states that don't fit your hypothesis, and my patience has run out.

      The statistics make one thing clear - gun control laws have little impact on violent crime rates.

    2. Re:Actually, yes I have. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Yes, I did address your point. I stated, quote: "one state over a few years does not compare statistically to an entire nation over decades". Does that not address your point?

      Further, my statements were not "off on a tangent", I was giving a specific example of how the group that has called itself the Brady Campaign, and other names as well, tends to spread misinformation. You mentioned that as one of your sources. My reply, while verbose, called that source into question.

      I did NOT state that DOJ statistics prove anything at all. I know better and I do not say such things. I mentioned a correlation. And that correlation is strong, over large areas and over time... but that does not mean that it will be for any given place in any given year.

      And in your final statement, you made exactly the same point I did originally.

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  79. Re:Oh dear by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everybody is a slave to their desires, no matter what those desires may be. Your body is wired in a certain way; that way is to stay alive and to make lots of babies. That's natures way of making sure we stay around.

    The biochemical mechanisms that make us want to make babies actually really only make us want to have sex. Making babies is a (fortunately controllable) side effect of having sex. It's only natural to go through phases where you wish to copulate and phases where you don't.

    Most religious people would argue against pornography because the very argument is driven by their desire to please $DEITY. The desire to please a "god" is larger than the desire to make babies in some people and they resist the natural urge to go forth and multiply until they are married. That's a choice some people make. I, personally, don't think it's healthy.

    I ask you, do you eat? Eating is driven by desire to stay alive. I certainly eat. I don't eat constantly and I don't usually just get up and walk out of work or meetings at bad times to eat (unless I feel my blood sugar dropping too rapidly). I am controlling my desire to eat when I am hungry.

    This is OT enough!

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  80. s/unpaid/indirectly paid/ by slash.duncan · · Score: 1
    While I appreciate your general point, injecting a bit of reality back into the discussion by mentioning the actual effect on performers in the business, I disagree with one specific point:

    [T]omorrow I'll be spending the hour or so before each shoot doing unpaid paperwork for the government...


    Incorrect, unless you are donating your entire performance or have otherwise specifically negotiated a "discount" fee.

    Rather, that hour of paperwork is factored into the cost of doing business, thus raising the performing rate somewhat for the hours you are paid for. As such, it's indirectly paid, in the same way the mail and web accounts bundled with a normal consumer ISP account are indirectly paid, altho some may call them "free". In the same way that the ISP isn't there as a charity, and must recover costs, thus raising monthly fees to cover the cost of providing all the "bundled" services, so unless you are operating as a charity with your performances, as a cost of doing business, your performance fees also figure in the time necessary for filling out that paperwork.

    As another, actually more direct comparison, consider the "unpaid" time many workers spend commuting. Under normal circumstances it's self-evident that they are doing it for the money, and as such, that "unpaid" time is really "indirectly paid" time, as they have obviously figured it into the cost of doing business or they'd not be employed at that location at that wage, but rather either somewhere closer or at a higher wage, in ordered to cover the cost.

    So as I said, unless you are doing it as a charity (which the whole gripe about being unpaid for the paperwork time would imply is not the case), it's really indirectly paid time, because it's figured into the compensation as a part of doing business. Were it not so, you'd either be demanding higher pay, or working elsewhere, as otherwise, taken a whole, the pay would not be "worth it" to you, and you'd be doing something else with that time instead.

    I do agree with the point, however, and am glad you took the time to post it. It'd be nice not to have this cost of doing business, or to reduce that "hour" to "10 minutes". Unfortunately, that's not likely to happen immediately, or from this single case alone, altho it is likely to help keep that "hour" from becoming "two hours".

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    1. Re:s/unpaid/indirectly paid/ by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as to what sort of charity you're thinking of that would be affected by this ruling. :-P

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    2. Re:s/unpaid/indirectly paid/ by uqbar · · Score: 1

      Pretty much all shoots have a fixed fee.

      The time messing with paperwork is a waste of time, an invasion of my privacy and a big hassle for all parties involved. No one is paid more for this stuff and on a day that already promises to be a long shoot, it is not welcome. Nothing quite as lovely when you're trying to get in headspace as having a stack of papers to fill out and sign, and then taking videos of your face with the ids, and signing across copies of your ids to "prove" you had them there.

      Add in the loveliness about all the fake security at TSA when I fly to the shoot and the complexity of tax forms and the government is slowly wasting half my life for what is essentially a hobby - cuz porn doesn't pay well at all for performers.

    3. Re:s/unpaid/indirectly paid/ by slash.duncan · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the reply. Great to be able to actually get the view from the trenches, so to speak. I honestly do appreciate your taking the time and trouble, as I am seeing things in your comments I hadn't considered before. I do hope I'm returning the favor. =8^)

      Pretty much all shoots have a fixed fee.

      The time messing with paperwork is a waste of time, an invasion of my privacy and a big hassle for all parties involved. [snipped tho I appreciated it]

      Add in [other hassles] and the government is slowly wasting half my life for what is essentially a hobby - cuz porn doesn't pay well at all for performers.

      Fixed fee, yes, but what I was arguing was that the paperwork time is in effect built into that fee, or you'd not be doing it, unless of course it was for charity.

      Perhaps I should have added "or as a non/low-profit hobby". I don't know what the industry pay rate is (nor am I implying you need to say as it is literally not my business, tho if you wish to, I'd be interested), but for argument's sake, let's say it amounts to reimbursement of expenses and perhaps a small stipend, similar to the work many "volunteers" do. That'd be effectively a hobby or charity.

      However, the larger point remains, for any activity someone continues to engage in, they either consider it "worth it" in the end, or they don't, and if they don't, they don't continue engaging in it for long. This is regardless of what form the "pay" takes, whether it's in dollars or other reward (entertainment, satisfaction of some ideal as a volunteer, whatever). If you continue in the activity of being an "adult entertainment performer", you obviously consider it rewarding enough, that is, more personally rewarding than other alternatives open to you to spend your time. Maybe that reward is more than the money. Maybe it is a hobby, where the money is actually second place or in fact you spend money on it. Heh... that's what a hobby is for most folks, anyway, something they spend money on. So if you love it enough to consider it a hobby, and get at least partial reimbursement for your expenses, consider yourself lucky. Not so many people get that with their hobbies (altho one of the nice things about the FLOSS community is that many actually do end up getting paid for their hobby... tho I'm not one of them).

      The point still stands, however. Taken as a whole, that time filling out paperwork is in fact paid, if indirectly, because it's a necessary requirement of the activity you obviously get reward for (money or otherwise) enough to continue, and if you were in fact not getting paid enough to justify that time as well, you'd find something else to do with your time.

      Actually, this is something I as a "victim" had to learn the hard way. For some time I had a problem repeatedly falling into classic "victim" mode, where, if you are familiar with psychology, reality gets distorted and the "victim" simply cannot see what to others look like obvious ways out. It took a crisis (basically a mental breakdown) but eventually I realized that many people, not only victims, fail to see and appreciate most of the choices they have, and thus to proactively act to make the best of them.

      Since I realized that, I've consistently endeavored to personally take the proactive route, being deliberately assertive in the choices I make. I've
      personally been much happier as a result, and thus have tried to confront the "no choices" aka "victim" mode when I see it in others, to hopefully challenge a few assumptions and get them out of "victim" mode and into "assertive life enjoyment mode" if I can as well.

      The example I'm usually arguing is the broadband ISP example. People often say they have no choice due to monopoly conditions. That is in fact false, as can be seen by the thought experiment question of what would they do if that provider failed or pulled out, no longer offering that product in that market. All of a sudden,

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  81. The judgement has _got_ to be a put-on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They must have had a pool on how many vaguely-porn phrases they could get into the judgement. Aside from Facial Overbreadth, the judgements it cites seem to have been chosen for giggles. The first couple of pages alone contain:
    • Am. Library Ass'n v. Reno, 33 F.3d 78, 87 (D.C. Cir. 1994)
    • Johnson v. Jones, 149 F.3d 494, 499 (6th Cir. 1998)
    • Virginia v. Am. Booksellers Ass'n, Inc., 484 U.S. 383, 397 (1988) (and that's quoted as containing:

      "In considering a facial challenge, this Court may impose a limiting construction on a statute only if it is 'readily susceptible' to such a construction."
    • Bender v. Hecht's Dept. Stores, 455 F.3d 612, 619 (6th Cir. 2006)
    And for extra hoots, part of the logic revolves around the Jehovah's Witnesses:

    While the individual depicted is shown in the photograph, that person still has a First Amendment right to not provide his or her name and therefore retain a certain level of anonymity. See Watchtower Bible & Tract Soc'y of N.Y., Inc., 536 U.S. at 167 ("The fact that circulators revealed their physical identities did not foreclose our consideration of the circulators' interest in maintaining their anonymity [in Buckley v. Valeo, 424 U.S. 1 (1976)]."). It is clear that this statute covers quite a bit of protected speech.
  82. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, so you're a slave to your own desires then? Honestly, man, get some self-control.

    Why? Is there something better than one's desires to be a slave of?

  83. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

    Same here, also a dutchy and also learned a lot of english from Sierra games.
    Took me so damn long to finish the game, take of clothes is not what they wanted to hear, it was take off clothes. :)

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  84. Re:Oh dear by Alsee · · Score: 1

    At least 90% of men and 2/3 of women masturbate, and a definite majority use porn of some sort, so apparently the minority perverts are the ones who don't.

    Pervert.

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  85. Re:Oh dear by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes. Me. Now do my bidding - I'll have a coffee to start with, white and two sugars. Chop chop.

  86. Re:Oh dear by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    He's jacking off in the privacy of his own porn viewing habitat. If he was jacking off in public, you might have a point that he lacks self control. As it stands, he has perfect control over his sexual desires, he just chooses to indulge them rather than repress them. So far from lacking it, I gather he has quite a bit of skill in 'self-control'.

  87. New record? by Stanislav_J · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This thread is so typical of what /. has become -- perhaps setting a new record for irrelevant or plain ignorant comments. At the time I'm viewing it, there are about 200 posts. It looks like perhaps a couple dozen at most actually discuss the article in question. Of the rest, they seem to be roughly evenly divided between (a) people who totally misconstrued the subject matter (even if you failed to RTFA, the summary makes it very clear as to what "age verification" legislation is being referenced), and (b) those who go off on tangents totally unrelated to the subject matter (including the ubiquitous and almost mandatory posts from the "right to bear arms" crowd, who somehow manage to interject comments on gun ownership into almost any thread).

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    1. Re:New record? by Hitchcock_Blonde · · Score: 1

      "(b) those who go off on tangents totally unrelated to the subject matter."

      Hmmmm. Sort of like your comment.

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    2. Re:New record? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good post. Slashdot is a total waste of time - full of self-important man-child types who overestimate their intelligence.

      How someone can post without reading the f'ing article is beyond me.

      I'm not sure why I am even here. Seeya.

    3. Re:New record? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      including the ubiquitous and almost mandatory posts from the "right to bear arms" crowd, who somehow manage to interject comments on gun ownership into almost any thread

      Yeah, because we don't see enough posts that blindly attack republicans and the current administration*? Talk about putting your political spin on things here.

      * Hate the current administration as much as you want but keep it relevant. George Bush is not the reason that you blew your engine in your car nor did he have anything to do with your boss finding out that you spend half of your day on Slashdot.

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    4. Re:New record? by pregister · · Score: 1

      You forget to mention all the posts from people commenting about how most /. posters haven't read tfa or go off on some wild tangent. Those people shouldn't be allowed to p

  88. Solution: (CTRL-T) by bronney · · Score: 1

    'nuff said.

  89. Re:Oh dear by E++99 · · Score: 1

    How is masturbating and looking at pornography of consenting adults considered "perverted"? That is a very limited view given that your body is wired in such a way as to encourage you to reproduce as frequently and as often as possible. It stands to reason that people need to satisfy their natural urges somehow. It's hard getting laid;

    Even given your biologically-based premise, that we are wired for the purpose of reproduction, the idea of masturbating instead of reproducing because "it's hard getting laid" is pretty much a perversion by definition. To those who believe that sexuality is inherently intimate, or even inherently sacred, pornography is a perversion on many additional levels. The fact of bodily urges is irrelevant to question of which expressions of those urges are perversions.
  90. The true goal of 2257 by Stanislav_J · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The nefarious legislation known as U.S.C. Title 18 Section 2257 has never been about protecting the children or battling kiddie pr0n. After all, true child pr0nographers certainly don't have their subjects sign releases anyway, nor do they advertise their wares openly on easily accessible public commercial sites. It is one of many tools of intimidation, to harass and potentially shut down perfectly legal adult sites. They were hoping some sites would simply shut down rather than put up with the burdensome recordkeeping requirements, or that sites with user-generated content would be more vigilant about self-censoring even remotely questionable content out of fear. You can keep the most detailed, pristine, organized records (as any smart adult site would do anyway), and yet fear that if even one model's paperwork is in any way hinky, a felony charge may ensue.

    In general, you can safely assume that any legislation regarding adult material has this sort of ulterior motive. The powers that be have never accepted the notion that it is legal (for now, until the Roberts Court rules on the next big case) for adults to choose to view adult material depicting consenting adults engaged in adult activities. To them, all pr0n is bad, and if they could, they would outlaw all of it. Whenever "think of the children" is bandied about in these things, you can bet that they are thinking of far more than "the children" -- they are also thinking about you and me and every other potential legal peruser of naughty pics.

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  91. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a nerdy solution to every problem. Yes, and that's pressing Alt+X.
  92. Re:google image search... by digitig · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter for the Daily Sport, as long as she has big [no carrier]

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  93. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

    That is exactly what I did as a kid! Took me an afternoon or so, and I didn't read English well back in those days. Without a dictionary, and patience I wouldn't entered that game ever.

    Of course, later I found out about Alt-X...

  94. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even given your biologically-based premise, that we are wired for the purpose of reproduction,
    We're humans. We're intelligent, adaptive creatures. We come in (and from) all sorts of shapes and sizes. I've never wanted kids - I've neither had any sort of urge, nor does it fit anywhere within my intellectual moral framework.

    the idea of masturbating instead of reproducing because "it's hard getting laid" is pretty much a perversion by definition.
    No, you're merely demonstrating a logical contradiction. If I say "the goal of X is Y" and then "X goes for Z, not Y", then one of my statements is false. In this case, X is a random human, Y is reproduction, and Z is masturbation.

    To those who believe that sexuality is inherently intimate
    What does it mean for something to be "inherently intimate"? Is that like the sun being "inherently bright"? Do you have some sort of metric here? Do you completely lack counterexamples?

    or even inherently sacred
    To those who believe housecats are inherently sacred, the tail should be veiled. VEIL YOUR CAT!

    pornography is a perversion on many additional levels.
    To those who choose to wear two eyepatches, the lamp in my room is energy wasted at a rate of 100W.

    The fact of bodily urges is irrelevant to question of which expressions of those urges are perversions.
    Congratulations, you've provided more evidence that "pervert" is about as useful as "retard" when conducting rational argument. Helpful guide:
    1. Choose word with negative connotations that requires context for definition;
    2. Provide criteria for including opposition within that definition;
    3. Profit! (or rapture, depending on your religion)

    please type the word in this image: superior
  95. Re:Oh dear by E++99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, you're merely demonstrating a logical contradiction. If I say "the goal of X is Y" and then "X goes for Z, not Y", then one of my statements is false. In this case, X is a random human, Y is reproduction, and Z is masturbation.

    No, the post I responded to defined a biological purpose for sexuality. Using something for a purpose other than its intended purpose is the definition of "perversion."

    What does it mean for something to be "inherently intimate"? Is that like the sun being "inherently bright"? Do you have some sort of metric here? Do you completely lack counterexamples?

    It means that human sexuality has an inherent nature, and that that inherent nature involves intimacy, and that expressions of human sexuality inconsistent with intimacy are inconsistent with the essential nature of sexuality, and therefore harmful to it, and therefore a perversion of it.

    No, I cannot quantify it. No, I do not lack counterexamples.
  96. You're so mistaken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "because "it's hard getting laid" is pretty much a perversion by definition."

    Don't be ridiculous. The purpose of masturbation for males is manifold; even for males who are in a relationship, there is a biological basis for masturbation. If you would do some research instead of just listening to the pastor on Sunday you might learn something.

    It has to do with two primary factors, the viability of sperm (which is limited), and the biological imperative to be able to impregnate a female without knowing exactly when she is fertile. I'm sure you'll reject this despite decades of work in the field. Because you think God punishes you for whacking off.

  97. Filthy pirate by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Because the EU release had the answers in the box. They knew a non-american wasn't going to know the answer. Offcourse, you had to actually pay for the game.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:Filthy pirate by empaler · · Score: 1

      Like anyone would hand the answers to an 8-year old. That game is ancient.

      Apart from that, yes I am. That is not to say I don't pay for quality stuff, I just want to be sure before I pay. Some would say that buying 2 games/month when I play less than 5 hrs/wk is excessive. Esp. when close to half that time is Guitar Hero against the missus.

  98. Re:Oh dear by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1

    When I was in high school, there was a massively over-active filter in place on the web.

    Didn't stop some joker from filling the school fileserver's 70GB hard disk with porn. (And getting caught.)

    Isn't it nice how our anecdotes are completely contradictory? :S

    -:sigma.SB

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  99. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you had to do was push Alt+Z

  100. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    That is statute not statue.

    Kramer: No, no. I think you're wrong.

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  101. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  102. Not a pornographer, HA! by mpitcavage · · Score: 1

    Dude, you TAKE PICTURES OF NAKED PEOPLE FOR FUN

    You will be forever spoken of in Slashdot lore as "that porno guy", and constantly receive comments asking what real naked women look like.

    Actually, as far as I know this is the first proof of a Slashdotter even seeing a naked person. I mean, I know a ton of users have kids, but I just assumed they all had their eyes closed or blacked out during the whole process...

  103. Headline and summary are misleading by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Both the summary and the headline should say that the court strikes down age verification of performers for adult/porn sites.

  104. Re:Oh dear by badenglishihave · · Score: 0

    Justifying pornography because it is "natural" may not be the best way to defend it. Even from a non-religious point of view, many "natural" emotions and desires are not considered acceptable to society.

    Think of a time when you were fired for no reason, or you failed a test you studied hard for. I would be very much surprised if you didn't feel like being cruel to and/or hurting your teacher or former boss. Or perhaps you remember a time a spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend cheated on you. Why, they were only acting on natural desires, so why should they be at fault?

    Natural desires lead us to cheat, steal, lie and seek personal gain at the expense of others. To classify all natural desires as 'OK' would be wrong.

  105. Re:Oh dear by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    In response to:

    Ah, so you're a slave to your own desires then? Honestly, man, get some self-control.

    the following materialized out of the ether:

    Oh dear. We have ourselves a religious nut here.

    I do belive you missed the tag.

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  106. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by thue · · Score: 1

    Sometimes the brute force solution is the smart (and therefore nerdy) solution.

    In this case, recognizing that you can just brute force it was the nerdy part, I guess.

  107. safety by sorak · · Score: 1

    The requirements intruded on the privacy and safety of performers and created headaches for sites like flickr and photobucket that host images.

    safety of the performers? Did they fall down reaching for their ID? How does asking for proof that they're 18 endanger porn stars?

    1. Re:safety by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the latest expansion of 2257 required the records be provided to everyone down the line. This was a huge privacy gap for performers, since it meant that an "overachieving fan" (read: stalker) could spend a few hundred bucks to license some of his/her shots and the records, including scans of the performer's ID (thus their address), would legally have to be provided to them.

      I have nothing against requiring the copyright holder and/or photographer to hold such records, but 2257 went too far.

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  108. Re:Oh dear by Rolgar · · Score: 1

    sudo make me a sandwich

  109. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

    We need more games like that... Might teach some of the dozy sods out there on the internet to spell properly! (not in any way directed against parent poster!)

  110. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Deferred gratification" makes you more likely to have success later in life. Google the term.

  111. Misleading title... by argent · · Score: 1

    I thought from the title that they had struck down requiring that porn sites verify the age of the viewer, not the actor. That sounded like a big deal, and kind of strange.

  112. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by orclevegam · · Score: 1

    As a kid I learned a lot of spelling from playing Sierra games. I was always a fan of the Space Quest series, and to a lesser extent the Kinds Quest series. Some of those puzzles though, man were they tough. I can still remember in, I think it was Space Quest 2 or 3, saving just inside the casino and constantly reloading every time I lost at the slot machine just so I could get the, I think it was million, zorkmids or whatever the imaginary currency you used to use was. I should probably see if I still have those games around on a disk somewhere and go download one of the ScummVM projects.

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  113. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by celle · · Score: 1

    I'd rather be fucking than killing any day.

  114. Inspection...hmmm. by master_p · · Score: 1

    Inspection of porn actresses of porn sites??? not a bad job, may I tell you....

  115. The tree of liberty... by dmcooper · · Score: 1

    ...must be refreshed from time to time in a bukkake shower.

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  116. What it boils down to by williambbertram · · Score: 1

    What it boils down to is that our legal system has an almost complete inability to deal with harmful things that also produce large amounts of money. Porn. The RIAA. The tobacco industry. All make money in ways that are not good for people, and all are still 100% available to minors (yes *gasp* kids are still able to get smokes when they want them).

    The fact of the matter is that we're soft. We no longer have the ability to say "We, the people do not care if you're making money providing porn to children. You are no longer allowed to do that because it is wrong".

    Sure part of the problem is parents who don't supervise their kids, but that does not change the fact that large numbers of harmful products and services are still legal because we allow them to be.

    1. Re:What it boils down to by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      having sex, watching sex, doesn't hurt you. tobacco kills you. sex!=poison.

    2. Re:What it boils down to by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      "What it boils down to is that our legal system has an almost complete inability to deal with harmful things that also produce large amounts of money." ...

      "The fact of the matter is that we're soft. We no longer have the ability to say "We, the people do not care if you're making money providing porn to children. You are no longer allowed to do that because it is wrong"."

      The fact of the matter is that this ruling has absolutely nothing to do with providing porn to children. this has to do with a requirement that porn performers regardless of their age were obligated to identify themselves to the government and be so identified in perpetuity. Even if you and your wife made some home video or naughty photos and never gave it to anyone else, you would be obligated to keep records and allow federal agents into your home without warrant to inspect those records on demand.

      Maybe "we the people" should pay more attention to the actual court ruling before bitching about how bad the legal system is.

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    3. Re:What it boils down to by williambbertram · · Score: 1

      The topic here is making it more difficult for sex sites to provide their services for children.

      I can only speak for myself (and probably every other parent in America) when I say that providing open access for pornography to children is bad news. Pornography IS poison to young minds.

      If you have young kids, would you allow them to look at pornography? If the answer is yes then you are a bad parent.

      If, like most parents, you do not want your children viewing this material, then would you be against services that provide them with open access to it? Again, if the answer is no, then you are a bad parent.

  117. Re:Heh. Not in Oregon anyway... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The more you repress it, the more it spreads. Where I live in GA we have this massive number of "massage parlors" that (curiously) advertise heavily on the interstate with large billboards featuring scantily clad women.

    Now while you can probably also get a massage at these establishments, it is generally understood that this is not all you can get if you were so inclined. And the public outcry? Nil.

    Now, dancing, even "bikini" dancing, which is the only kind not zoned out in the county I live in, is the subject of vigorous public debate. Place just opened up a couple of months ago not far from where I live. "Massage" parlor (with unusually long hours) opened up next door at about the same time. Public outcry over the girls in swimwear? Vast. Public outcry over the suspiciously placed massage parlor? Nil.

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  118. Re:Oh dear by apt142 · · Score: 1

    password:

    Yeah, I didn't think so. Access denied. Make it yourself bitch.

  119. Re:Oh dear by loftyhauser · · Score: 1

    Younger kids should be supervised by their parents. Someone else said "if you don't want your kids looking at it then try something called parenting". I couldn't agree more.

    Unfortunately, the amount of porn available today on the internet makes it extremely difficult for parents to keep them from looking at objectionable content (accidentally or otherwise). When I was a kid, it was necessary to go to an adult bookstore, or a convenience store, where this type of material was kept behind a counter. It was practically impossible for young kids to get it (unless they had a friend who got it for them). Today, a kid can get access to porn just by using a computer, or a laptop, or a cell phone, or a PSP, or an XBox, or any number of other devices. It's sent by spammers to my e-mail box. Today, it's like getting a bunch of porn magazines shoved through the mailslot into your house. It's like going to the public library and finding porn hidden in the card catalog, and throughout the books on the shelves. How can we avoid it? How can our kids avoid it? A neighbors wireless router without encryption would provide unwanted access. Software filters do not work. Do I have to be a luddite to keep this trash out of my house?

    I don't want my young kids to have to make decisions at age 9 or 10 about whether or not they should be looking at a certain image that pops up on their screen. They aren't mature enough to make such decisions. An adult, yes. But not children. I teach them what I think is right and wrong, and hope they make correct decisions, but I want to wait until they are mature enough before they are confronted with a lot of these types of decisions. So what is a parent to do? The only thing we can do: try to cut down on the amount and availability of porn. You say we should parent; so we are in the only way we can, by trying to get rid of the amount of porn available to our kids.

    I'll be very upfront about this. I think porn is wrong, and I don't want my kids to be exposed to it before they are mature enough to deal with it. The only way I can do that as a parent is to fight for legislation limiting its access into my home. I don't have any other way to do it. That _IS_ parenting.

  120. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must have been a very dumb kid, or you were just too young to be playing it anyway. In that case, the adult verification worked. As a kid, I only missed one answer on the first try, then got in right on the very next try.

  121. Re:Oh dear by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. "Deferred gratification" just makes you more likely to kill the family cat with unfortunately dead-eyed aim when you finally stop deferring...

  122. [OT] Interesting, +1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many moderators use Interesting, +1 instead of Funny, +1 because the former adds good karma to the poster and the latter does not.

    1. Re:[OT] Interesting, +1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i never use the funny mod for that reason, as if the joke is at all controversial, it will often lead to a karmic flatspin, as they'll get modded up funny (0 karma), then modded down (-1 karma), then funny again (0), down again (another -1) and on and on.

  123. Interesting by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

    Wow, at first glance I thought it was referring to confirming that the viewers are of age, but no its the performers. Seems strange, I thought is is illegial in most parts of the states to take part in pornography if you are under 18. If so, having to confirm who you are hiring is of age would be analogous to having to check a drivers license of someone applying for a trucker job, or a social to confirm that someone can legally work. I don't see how this is overly burdensome.

  124. Thank goodness by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    Now if we could just get this court to look at a few of the crazy firearms legislation thats been rammed through in the last 2 decades we might find ourselves in a free country again.

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    1. Re:Thank goodness by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      Guns and porn, yup, yup, thems there are our greatest threats to freedom Billy Bob.

      Why don't we try restoring Habeas Corpus, stopping the unwarranted surveillance of our own citizens, the shadow government. Don't you think those things threaten our freedom just a little more?

    2. Re:Thank goodness by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Those thing are more difficult to do to a well armed society. And yes, the rights need to be restored.

      Also, lets not forget that different people have different focuses and multiple thing can be done at the same time.

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  125. wuh Counter Strike what? by CYDVicious · · Score: 1

    Surely I haven't had enough caffeine. Am I the only want that read the title and thought this had to do with age verification for Counter-Strike?

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    1. Re:wuh Counter Strike what? by darkmasterchief · · Score: 1

      When I first saw the headline I thought they were going to verify the age when one signed in online

  126. Re:Heh. Not in Oregon anyway... by MonkWB · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Where I live in GA we have this massive number of "massage parlors"

    I live in Atlanta, but am thinking of moving. Where exactly are these signs/places located?

  127. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by realthing02 · · Score: 1

    I think that's SQ 1 and it was buckzoids :-)and you needed to win so you could buy the little skimmer to get out of the desert. Remember if you got the 3 skulls on slot machine and it vaporized you?

    It also taught me speed. When i was a wee lad, i played King's Quest 4 (the perils of Rosella) and you needed to 'Clean House' before the dwarves got home from work. I always thought you had to do it so fast, after playing the game about a year back, i realized that my childhood mind had really exaggerated how fast that time went.

  128. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by orclevegam · · Score: 1

    The worst one I remember in terms of speed was the stupid burger assembly line in one of the later space quests. You had to make so many before too many of them fell off the conveyor belt. Man did that take a lot of fast clicking. Also, was it the skimmer? I seem to remember buying the space ship and navigation droid... or maybe that's what you were supposed to try to get but you endup with the skimmer instead. I don't really remember anymore, it's been at least 10 years since I played any of those.

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  129. Re:Oh dear by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    I don't want my young kids to have to make decisions at age 9 or 10 about whether or not they should be looking at a certain image that pops up on their screen

    Then perhaps they shouldn't be using the internet without your supervision? Forget about porn. Hate speech, predators trolling MySpace, etc, etc are all reasons why I wouldn't want my kids using the internet without supervision. Are your kids old enough to stay home alone? If the answer is no, then they probably aren't old enough to use the internet without supervision.

    A neighbors wireless router without encryption would provide unwanted access

    Ever hear of using a non privileged account for your kids so they can't do stuff like switch networks or remove your filtering software?

    Software filters do not work

    Says who? We use them at my agency and they seem to work very well. The only complaint is that they are overly aggressive.

    I'll be very upfront about this. I think porn is wrong

    Why?

    The only way I can do that as a parent is to fight for legislation limiting its access into my home. I don't have any other way to do it.

    Sure you do. It's called supervising your kids while they use the internet. Or are you one of those people that thinks the TV and/or PC should be a babysitter for you?

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  130. Re:Oh dear by loftyhauser · · Score: 1

    Then perhaps they shouldn't be using the internet without your supervision? Forget about porn. Hate speech, predators trolling MySpace, etc, etc are all reasons why I wouldn't want my kids using the internet without supervision. Are your kids old enough to stay home alone? If the answer is no, then they probably aren't old enough to use the internet without supervision. Did you even read/comprehend my comment, or did you just have a knee-jerk reaction to my saying that I don't like porn? I most definitely do not allow my kids access to the internet unsupervised. I'd feel safer about leaving my kids home alone (although we don't do that, yet) than letting them browse online without my constant, direct supervision. There's a lot more trouble they find online than they can in our neighborhood. Even when kids get older, say 13-14, they are old enough to be left home alone, but I wouldn't want them accessing a lot of the stuff online.

    Sure you do. It's called supervising your kids while they use the internet. Or are you one of those people that thinks the TV and/or PC should be a babysitter for you?

    Oh, please. I hardly let the TV and/or PC babysit them. My wife and I are very conscious about that. What does "supervised" internet use mean, anyway? Am I constantly looking over their shoulder while they play their games or do their homework? With the amount of porn available on the internet today, I pretty much have to do any google searches for them, and cannot allow them to even type in the internet address lest they make a common mispelling and come across a porn site.

    Ever hear of using a non privileged account for your kids so they can't do stuff like switch networks or remove your filtering software?

    Says who? We use them at my agency and they seem to work very well. The only complaint is that they are overly aggressive.

    Right. And online proxies so they can get around network/filter restrictions don't exist, huh?

    So, I'm forced to be either a luddite, or I'm forced to be a control freak just so I can keep trash out of my own house because porn is so accessible.

  131. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    But someone of (whatever your age is) is too fucking stupid to read TFA and realize that the law in question isn't about verifying the age of viewers.

  132. Re:Oh dear by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    password: password

    Did I win?

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  133. Re: broad-minded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trust me, I've got broads on my mind all the time.

  134. 2257 by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

    For a good rant on the section 2257 regulations and whats wrong with them, check out:
    http://www.ehowa.com/mythoughts/2257.shtml
    (site isn't porn, but may or may not be safe for work)

  135. Re:Oh dear by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    I most definitely do not allow my kids access to the internet unsupervised

    If that's the case, then why do you feel the need to push for laws that make porn harder to access? If you are sitting with them, or nearby, who cares if you need a credit card to get into that site?

    What does "supervised" internet use mean, anyway?

    *shrug*, that's for each parent to decide for themselves. My kids aren't really old enough yet to surf on their own. I typically find the site for them (or have it bookmarked) and let them have at it. I'm not standing on top of them approving every click, but I'm roaming between the living room (where the PC is) and other rooms, so I'm keeping an eye on them.

    I pretty much have to do any google searches for them

    Uhh, I don't even have SafeSearch enabled on my Google profile, and I've never managed to find porn with a non-porn search. Granted, some non-porn searches are filled with crap, but I doubt your ten year old is looking for a keygen, serial, viagra, etc, etc.

    and cannot allow them to even type in the internet address lest they make a common mispelling and come across a porn site.

    Then INSTALL SOME FILTERING SOFTWARE. And you are being completely paranoid here. I can think of a lot more damaging things then a ten second exposure to a typosquatting porn site.

    Right. And online proxies so they can get around network/filter restrictions don't exist, huh?

    I guess I'm not as socially conservative as you are, but I'd make the argument that if your kid is old enough to figure out how to get past a well designed filtering setup then he's probably old enough to look at porn without being scarred for life. And seeing as how this is /. I'd make the assumption that you have enough computer experience to lock down a workstation so they couldn't bypass it anyway. Give me an hour and I'll have Windows locked down so tight that they CAN'T bypass my filtering software. If you really don't trust your kids, feel free to remove your CD-ROM and glue your USB ports shut so they can't boot Knoppix either.

    or I'm forced to be a control freak just so I can keep trash out of my own house because porn is so accessible.

    Regardless of your political or moral views I'd make the argument that common sense says that any "solution" here is going to do more damage then the "problem". What do you purpose doing about all the amateur/shared porn out there? I can get free porn off bittorrent, USENET, IRC, etc, etc a hellva lot easier then I can off any one website. Should somebody who wants to post a movie of fucking his SO really have to force you to prove your 18 before you download it? Should we invade other nations to impose our anti-porn laws on them? Or maybe adopt a Great Firewall of China scheme to keep those porn packets from entering the US?

    The solution here isn't regulation or laws that restrict the rights of adults. It's parenting. If you are supervising your kids on the internet then I really don't see what the problem is, unless you are so uptight that the mere thought of them catching a five second glimpse of porn distresses you to the point that you feel the need to involve your legislators.

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    We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  136. Re:Oh dear by runderwo · · Score: 1

    Justifying pornography because it is "natural" may not be the best way to defend it. Even from a non-religious point of view, many "natural" emotions and desires are not considered acceptable to society.

    Do we really have to explicitly spell out the harm principle to people like yourself?
  137. Re:Oh dear by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

    How is masturbating and looking at pornography of consenting adults considered "perverted"? That is a very limited view given that your body is wired in such a way as to encourage you to reproduce as frequently and as often as possible. It stands to reason that people need to satisfy their natural urges somehow. It's hard getting laid; people are picky about their partners and there's this stigma attached to sex still even in our modern liberated society.

    It does not particularly matter whether or not you can come up with a rationale for it. Society says looking at pornography is perverted, ergo, it is perverted.

    Your argument is analogous to saying that "fuck" is not a swearword because you can think of legitimate contextual uses for it in a sentence. It doesn't matter. Society says it's non-kosher, ergo, it is a swearword.

    And maybe to you these things are enough a part of your daily habits that it is difficult to view them as anything other than benevolent, but consider your entire argument could just have applicably been said in defense of, say, rape.

    Just accept the fact that social stigmas are decided by society, not you. You can reasonably argue against them, but you cannot reasonably argue against their classification.

  138. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by beckerist · · Score: 1

    so...does raping an online form classify as it's own form of "violent porn?"
    (oh captcha, oh captcha, Oh Captcha, OHHHH CAPTCHAAAAAAA!)

  139. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by budgenator · · Score: 1

    That not what the law was about, the law was about a pornographic content producer being require to on record the name, address and age of the people who were photographed. The excuse for the requirement was so law enforcement could insure that minors were not being used; the reason was to put a chilling effect on the porn industry when the models and actors realized that they were forever identified and those records could be searched at will by the police.

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  140. Age verification is good, 2257 is not good by Snowtide · · Score: 1
    The need to show proof of age is a good thing, for people outside the studio to know a performer's real name, address and contact information is a potential hazard. Few people want to be their job 24/7 and when a person's job is in porn, especially as a performer, the wrong people knowing can be a pain or even hazardous. From experience doing tech support for people in the porn business and BDSM photography the list of potential "wrong people" can be long. What I have seen personally in the last 10 years includes:

    Stalkers

    Threats and harassment from supposedly "moral" and "Christian" neighbors.

    Law enforcement or others who assume they get sex or whatever else they want from a woman since she works in porn. (This has related to item 1.)

    Trouble with day jobs and employers at other jobs.

    Legal problems from law enforcement's assumptions about porn performers.

    Some people working in porn, or any business, are stupid or mean and deserve what they get, but many are reasonable enough people who don't need or deserve that much extra shit.

    Many, many people get weird about sex and sexuality, and it often comes out in aggressive and unkind ways towards people that are easy targets.

    Honestly one or two of the things captured on the A/V recording security I have set up for people on their phones or as part of their house security to deal with harassment and stalkers has made my skin crawl.

  141. Re:Oh dear by Copid · · Score: 1

    No, the post I responded to defined a biological purpose for sexuality. Using something for a purpose other than its intended purpose is the definition of "perversion."
    Is my nose "intended" to hold up my glasses?

    I'm a dirty dirty boy...
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  142. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    Gaah, to be 14 again, with an Internet connection... I'd be such an expert on Tor and proxies.

    Yup I do remember Leisure Suit Larry. "Get outta da way" says the fat pimp :)

    Is anybody writing a V2 with 3D raytraced avatars yet?

  143. Re:Oh dear by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'll bite.

    Social stigmas are dictated by society. Who speaks for society? You? No.

    My dad? No.

    Your mom? No.

    Noone speaks for society. You cannot prove that society thinks looking at porn is perverted. Therefore, you cannot SAY as fact that society thinks looking at porn is perverted.

    The reason I can and will successfully argue that looking at porn isn't perverted, is because society doesn't have a voice, and therefore cannot make the declaration of anything being a stigma.

    Society is not a reasonable or logical entity. It is an amalgamation. It does not speak, it does not think. It can't make anything unacceptable or taboo. That is done by individuals only. Might serve you well to realize that, I've never met an intelligent socialist.

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  144. Re:Oh dear by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    Troll? Demons you moderators are idiots. That's not a troll, and Troll is NOT a synonym for "I disagree, and wish to prevent your opinion from being seen". At LEAST use Off-Topic like you technically should have there if anything.

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  145. Misleading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "While the average reader here has never been to such a site, ..."

    Oh? Are you sure about that?

  146. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Credible research references, please?

  147. Re:Oh dear by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

    You seriously mean to suggest that it is not possible to make any sociological assertions?

    The stigma not only exists, it is rather obvious that it does, to the point that there is not any sense bothering to argue with you about it. You yourself doubtless have shaped certain of your choices around it, and as far as stigmas go, if I were dedicated enough to put your life on trial here, I am without any doubt that there would be quite a wealth of hypocrisy to rebuke the statements you have just made.

    Contrary to your insinuations, I am not a socialist; I consider myself as individualist as one may philosophically be; but simply because I advocate the individual over the society does not mean I feel any need to try to subterfuge very evident courses of fact in order to favor that.

  148. No it has NOT by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "porn has been a driving force in the economics and technology of the Net."

    Wrong wrong wrong. Porn does not drive any technology. None. Nor is it the 'driving force'.

    The porn 'industry' goes into any new thing or technology. In hind sight in initially appear to drive technology, but on closer examination one realizes that it makes it's product for ANY technology. Every failed technology also had porn.
    Saying porn is the driving force behind technology is like saying milk is the driving force behind crime because all the criminal had drank milk.

    This is because the porn industry has new players every day, and new players generally use new technology.

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    1. Re:No it has NOT by stratjakt · · Score: 0

      The statement is more than valid by saying 'economy', since it is simply true. An enormous part of "da intarweb bubbel" was porn.

      It drives the technology too, in so much as any popular websites have. No, they didn't invent it - but they were streaming video YEARS before it became hip. They'll be the first, most visible of any new media technology. They were beyond web 2.0, way back when.

      If nothing else, the porn sites "smoke tested" all this streaming media web 2.0 bullshit we're stuck with now.

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  149. Re:Oh dear by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

    Oh, please. I hardly let the TV and/or PC babysit them. My wife and I are very conscious about that. What does "supervised" internet use mean, anyway? Am I constantly looking over their shoulder while they play their games or do their homework? With the amount of porn available on the internet today, I pretty much have to do any google searches for them, and cannot allow them to even type in the internet address lest they make a common mispelling and come across a porn site.

    Oh please, indeed! What do you consider is porn then? Women in bikinis? A handful of topless shots? naked women spreading their bits wide? what? If you're only concerned that your 10 year old is going to see a bit of nipple then you need to rethink your views.

    It's quite difficult to stumble across real actual pornography without going looking for it. The pornographers want to protect their industry from draconian regulations like you are proposing so they do their best to keep it 'hidden' unless you're looking for it. Google does a good job of filtering porn from legitimite searches.

    As another poster warned there's more than just porn to worry about. There's hate speech, gore, etc. If you're concerned about your kids seeing that then you should be watching them - a few short accidental exposures to things won't harm them because they're not old enough to fully grasp the concepts. Just keep an eye on them instead of rallying to have everything banned. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean others feel the same way.

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  150. Re:Leisure Suit Larry by shakey_deal · · Score: 1

    Or you could just press CTR+ALT+X and bypass the questions.

  151. Like he/she said. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    The Sixth Circuit is arguably the most "southern conservative" circuit in the United States. If the Sixth Circuit court so soundly trashed and thrashed the government's arguments, then other courts are likely to do so even more.

    Remember that much of the court's decision is based on precedent: the same arguments by the government have been repeatedly invalidated in other cases that bore substantially on the same issues. For the most part, this court merely repeated prior decisions on matters that were similar enough to have bearing on the case. And in my humble opinion, rightly so.

  152. The Most Struck Down by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    The Ninth Circuit happens to be heavily influenced by the most liberal elements of California, which have viewpoints that are not shared by the circuits around it or even neighboring states within its bounds. It is not surprising at all that its decisions are often contradicted. It has made some decisions that, to thinking people, were prima facie ridiculous.