When I saw the headline "Female Android" I was shocked to only see 592 posts. I think if they had included the words "Space", "Microsoft", and "Porn" there would be well over 3,000 posts on this topic.
I have traveled back in time to force myself not to read this post, in the hope to have this 10 minutes of my life back.
Note to self : No not read this
I personally spend a lot of time as a porn star. A lot of my tech friends seem to be enamored by my side job but to me its all about the money. The best $7 an hour job I could find.
I know "a guy" who copied Madden 2005 to his hard drive just yesterday using DVD2Xbox and it took like 7 minutes. The file was like 2.8GB or something like that. This same guy in question also has an original version Xbox, with the old Thompson DVD Drive, with the original Executor mod chip, and it runs like a dream.
20 years from know --Man arrives on Mars
23 years from know --Man populates Mars
27 years from know --Woman migrate to Mars
27.5 years from know -- Men find some reason to start traveling to Neptune !
How can you not read an article that has the word "insertion" in it 3 times in the summary. Not to mention the word plethora thrown in there for giggles. I think that the summary in it self makes this article a candidate for the Hall of Fame.
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Hey buddy, dumb it down a little for the guys that just read manuals and code all day long.
Dude, I'm not knocking Microsoft bro, I'm a fan. I even have all the Linux crap filtered out of my/. I was trying to make the point that the guy is a genius. He makes no decision with out thinking 10 years in the future. I love the guy. Do you have any clue how much money I give this guy every year ? I bet more of my money goes to Microsoft than does my church. I agree with everything you said in your post. I was just trying to show all the ways that guy is a genius,in a way that some people don't always think about. Besides, as much as I love the guy I do realize that he knows that that 8 billion will ensure that his company lasts another 30 years, where as if he just feed every hungry person that would do nothing for his company. I like the move from a business stand point as well as a social stand point. Its a total win-win and he knows it....that's all I was trying to say.
Following in their foot steps ? Dude last year Bill Gates gave 8 billion in stock to his charity which is designed to put computers in every class room in America. I wonder what OS these systems will be using ? When those OS's need to be upgraded I wonder if that will be free to the schools as well. And I'm not sure if every kid in America growing up using Microsoft products is a good thing or a bad thing when it comes to the future of his company. This guy Bill Gates thinks about every move he makes, and he sees things in a different light than the rest of us. A small part of that philanthropy is actually philanthropy, most of it is an investment in the future.
I know right.....I dont think I got past the part where they played music as the actors names were up on the screen and they showed their muggs. That show was the biggest piece of junk show I have ever seen. I saw episodes of Golden Girls that had more action that that piece of crap.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laid on a ship where your mom works dude? That ship had like 3,000 people on it. If you exclude the non-humans that makes it like 2,500. Then take away all the dudes on the ship and it more like 500. Not to mention the hottest chick on the ship was telepathic, that rules her out. Besides a short haired engineer worker and the occasional away party member, the guy had like 9 decent women to choose from, and one of them was his mom ! If you had to deal with that you would spend just as much time in the haladeck as he did man. Cut the dude some slack, did you see any teenage poon running around the ship, that's enough to make any kid a "NO cutesy-poo whimps like Wesley".
PS- I need to change my TNG bed sheets now and transport to work !
So I guess its the same deal as before, you are unable to come up with anything original so you just stick with anonymous coward. Nice...I would estimate that 95% of/.'ers post intelligent, funny, insightful, interesting, and original comments...then there are the 5% of jerk offs like you that have no imagination and cling to the only thing they have going for them...Picking apart every little minute detail and making yourself feel like you are better than the guy next to you. Guess what dude, your not, your actually worse of than that dude cause when he posts I'm sure he has the balls to identify himself in some way. But you know what dude, your a looser, and I'm done wasting my time with you when I could be reading the thousands of good posts on/. Now, if it makes you feel any better I'm sure there are a couple of run-on sentences and punctuation errors that you can pick apart, so have fun and "may god have mercy on your soul"
Anonymous Coward huh ?
Grow some sac and post like a real man. Anybody can stand in the street and throw a rock from a distance but a real man stands in the street and welcomes death with his head high. Your a scriptkitty ass is trying to run with the big dogs dude, stick to posting on Atari forums about how great the old days were and leave the intelligent posting to the/.ers
Or what you could do is just make people load there own freaken bags on to the plane them selves and then if it doesn't make it to the other plane then its your own fault. Tickets would be a lot cheaper and most planes would have to be redesigned but other than that you would save money on people, uniforms, tracking devices, ect ect. Roll the savings over into a "Lost and Found" for dummies.
The system is just supposed to make sure the bags make it on the correct departing plane, which will insure that your luggage arrives in the correct destination city. It's not supposed to be some "Global Baggage tracking system" where if your baggage goes "Broken Arrow" they will be able to track it to Katmandoo. And just as a side bar, I think all passengers should have to fly naked for security reasons. If every one is naked, then no one has pockets and security lines would be a lot shorter. Especially it it takes something shoved up your ass to get it on the plane. So you have to deal with a couple of pervs no and then, besides It will just make it esyer to round those stupid bastards up in the long run. Pervs would be attracted to the airport like bugs to a bug zapper:-)
Well, if you were smart enough to get about 100 tons of liquid nitrogen and enough Titanium to build even a small rocket, you would need to also build a ship large enough to carry your rocket out to sea so that you were not in any one countries air space when you took off. If you some how pulled all of these amazing feats off you would be save. But if you tried to make an unscheduled launch from your backyard missile silo, well that might be a little trickier. Once you hit the radar and the satellite pick you up in this country, you will also be picked up by satellites in other countries. And that's when the shit hits the fan. Imagine you are some Russian satellite tech who gets paid $250 a week at most to stair at that computer screen and look at stupid blips. Suddenly you see a blip that is moving fast enough to be a rocket, you look at the schedule and see no launches are scheduled any where in the word today. You shit yourself and pick up the phone and call the general. As you wait for the General to put his pants back on and kick the whore out of his office you decide to calculate the trajectory of the "blip" that made you shit your pants. You see that this blip is moving fast enough to be an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, but you notice that the angle of the blip is one that would place it in space. As you sit down, in shock you suddenly remember you shit your pants for one but that you have to tell some drunk, blue ball'ed general that there is a missile that is heading for space from the United States, which was unannounced and has the trajectory of being in orbit around the planet. (which for all stupid bastards reading this means that "missile" could drop any where on the planter in like a half an hour. So, I don't think you would have to worry about being shot down by our country, but I do think you would have to worry about every other Nuclear Country going to their versions of DEFCON 2, Ya I do. And that shit my friend is not cool.
Hi I'm Troy Maclure, you might remember me from such movies as " The broke Millionaire " or family favorites like " I'm A Big Greedy Exploitive Network " What I don't understand about all these posts is that we assume the "voice actors" are on strike for more money, just because they skipped a couple of script readings. Maybe you are looking at this wrong, maybe they don't want more money, maybe they want me time off. Its like when you were in high school, If you were the only one who skipped school you would get in trouble, but if you got the whole senior class to skip, what are they going to do, give 2000 kids detention. No, my point is I think that these "voice actors" aren't so worried about loosing their jobs, because if they get replaced with imitators or even computers, then they have that nice golden parachute known as Disney and Pixar !!! These to knuckle heads come out with some new piece of crap "Adult/Kids" movie every week. I'm sure they wouldn't be looking for funny, distinguishable voices for their work. Or, maybe I'm totally off base here, maybe all the "voice actors" pooled their money together and opened a chain of Waffle Houses, and the grand openings just happen to conflict with these script readings. This whole thing could be a huge misunderstanding:-)
Hi I'm Troy Maclure, you might remember me from such movies as " The broke Millionaire " or family favorites like " I'm A Big Greedy Exploitive Network "
What I don't understand about all these posts is that we assume the "voice actors" are on strike for more money, just because they skipped a couple of script readings. Maybe you are looking at this wrong, maybe they don't want more money, maybe they want me time off. Its like when you were in high school, If you were the only one who skipped school you would get in trouble, but if you got the whole senior class to skip, what are they going to do, give 2000 kids detention. No, my point is I think that these "voice actors" aren't so worried about loosing their jobs, because if they get replaced with imitators or even computers, then they have that nice golden parachute known as Disney and Pixar !!! These to knuckle heads come out with some new piece of crap "Adult/Kids" movie every week. I'm sure they wouldn't be looking for funny, distinguishable voices for their work. Or, maybe I'm totally off base here, maybe all the "voice actors" pooled their money together and opened a chain of Waffle Houses, and the grand openings just happen to conflict with these script readings. This whole thing could be a huge misunderstanding:-)
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When I saw the headline "Female Android" I was shocked to only see 592 posts. I think if they had included the words "Space", "Microsoft", and "Porn" there would be well over 3,000 posts on this topic.
I have traveled back in time to force myself not to read this post, in the hope to have this 10 minutes of my life back. Note to self : No not read this
I personally spend a lot of time as a porn star. A lot of my tech friends seem to be enamored by my side job but to me its all about the money. The best $7 an hour job I could find.
I was surprised not to see a small red dot over Jamaica.
I know "a guy" who copied Madden 2005 to his hard drive just yesterday using DVD2Xbox and it took like 7 minutes. The file was like 2.8GB or something like that. This same guy in question also has an original version Xbox, with the old Thompson DVD Drive, with the original Executor mod chip, and it runs like a dream.
That's nothing, when I play poker I'm a machine.....an ATM machine :-)
20 years from know --Man arrives on Mars 23 years from know --Man populates Mars 27 years from know --Woman migrate to Mars 27.5 years from know -- Men find some reason to start traveling to Neptune !
How can you not read an article that has the word "insertion" in it 3 times in the summary. Not to mention the word plethora thrown in there for giggles. I think that the summary in it self makes this article a candidate for the Hall of Fame.
Hey buddy, dumb it down a little for the guys that just read manuals and code all day long.
I'd like to see Pornoogle.....aahhhh one can dream cant he ?
I'd much rather see his checking account statment !
Dude, I'm not knocking Microsoft bro, I'm a fan. I even have all the Linux crap filtered out of my /. I was trying to make the point that the guy is a genius. He makes no decision with out thinking 10 years in the future. I love the guy. Do you have any clue how much money I give this guy every year ? I bet more of my money goes to Microsoft than does my church. I agree with everything you said in your post. I was just trying to show all the ways that guy is a genius,in a way that some people don't always think about. Besides, as much as I love the guy I do realize that he knows that that 8 billion will ensure that his company lasts another 30 years, where as if he just feed every hungry person that would do nothing for his company. I like the move from a business stand point as well as a social stand point. Its a total win-win and he knows it....that's all I was trying to say.
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Following in their foot steps ?
Dude last year Bill Gates gave 8 billion in stock to his charity which is designed to put computers in every class room in America. I wonder what OS these systems will be using ? When those OS's need to be upgraded I wonder if that will be free to the schools as well. And I'm not sure if every kid in America growing up using Microsoft products is a good thing or a bad thing when it comes to the future of his company. This guy Bill Gates thinks about every move he makes, and he sees things in a different light than the rest of us. A small part of that philanthropy is actually philanthropy, most of it is an investment in the future.
I know right.....I dont think I got past the part where they played music as the actors names were up on the screen and they showed their muggs. That show was the biggest piece of junk show I have ever seen. I saw episodes of Golden Girls that had more action that that piece of crap.
"NO cutesy-poo whimps like Wesley"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laid on a ship where your mom works dude? That ship had like 3,000 people on it. If you exclude the non-humans that makes it like 2,500. Then take away all the dudes on the ship and it more like 500. Not to mention the hottest chick on the ship was telepathic, that rules her out. Besides a short haired engineer worker and the occasional away party member, the guy had like 9 decent women to choose from, and one of them was his mom ! If you had to deal with that you would spend just as much time in the haladeck as he did man. Cut the dude some slack, did you see any teenage poon running around the ship, that's enough to make any kid a "NO cutesy-poo whimps like Wesley".
PS- I need to change my TNG bed sheets now and transport to work !
So I guess its the same deal as before, you are unable to come up with anything original so you just stick with anonymous coward. Nice...I would estimate that 95% of /.'ers post intelligent, funny, insightful, interesting, and original comments...then there are the 5% of jerk offs like you that have no imagination and cling to the only thing they have going for them...Picking apart every little minute detail and making yourself feel like you are better than the guy next to you. Guess what dude, your not, your actually worse of than that dude cause when he posts I'm sure he has the balls to identify himself in some way. But you know what dude, your a looser, and I'm done wasting my time with you when I could be reading the thousands of good posts on /. Now, if it makes you feel any better I'm sure there are a couple of run-on sentences and punctuation errors that you can pick apart, so have fun and "may god have mercy on your soul"
Anonymous Coward huh ? Grow some sac and post like a real man. Anybody can stand in the street and throw a rock from a distance but a real man stands in the street and welcomes death with his head high. Your a scriptkitty ass is trying to run with the big dogs dude, stick to posting on Atari forums about how great the old days were and leave the intelligent posting to the /.ers
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Or what you could do is just make people load there own freaken bags on to the plane them selves and then if it doesn't make it to the other plane then its your own fault. Tickets would be a lot cheaper and most planes would have to be redesigned but other than that you would save money on people, uniforms, tracking devices, ect ect. Roll the savings over into a "Lost and Found" for dummies.
The system is just supposed to make sure the bags make it on the correct departing plane, which will insure that your luggage arrives in the correct destination city. It's not supposed to be some "Global Baggage tracking system" where if your baggage goes "Broken Arrow" they will be able to track it to Katmandoo. And just as a side bar, I think all passengers should have to fly naked for security reasons. If every one is naked, then no one has pockets and security lines would be a lot shorter. Especially it it takes something shoved up your ass to get it on the plane. So you have to deal with a couple of pervs no and then, besides It will just make it esyer to round those stupid bastards up in the long run. Pervs would be attracted to the airport like bugs to a bug zapper :-)
Well, if you were smart enough to get about 100 tons of liquid nitrogen and enough Titanium to build even a small rocket, you would need to also build a ship large enough to carry your rocket out to sea so that you were not in any one countries air space when you took off. If you some how pulled all of these amazing feats off you would be save. But if you tried to make an unscheduled launch from your backyard missile silo, well that might be a little trickier. Once you hit the radar and the satellite pick you up in this country, you will also be picked up by satellites in other countries. And that's when the shit hits the fan. Imagine you are some Russian satellite tech who gets paid $250 a week at most to stair at that computer screen and look at stupid blips. Suddenly you see a blip that is moving fast enough to be a rocket, you look at the schedule and see no launches are scheduled any where in the word today. You shit yourself and pick up the phone and call the general. As you wait for the General to put his pants back on and kick the whore out of his office you decide to calculate the trajectory of the "blip" that made you shit your pants. You see that this blip is moving fast enough to be an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, but you notice that the angle of the blip is one that would place it in space. As you sit down, in shock you suddenly remember you shit your pants for one but that you have to tell some drunk, blue ball'ed general that there is a missile that is heading for space from the United States, which was unannounced and has the trajectory of being in orbit around the planet. (which for all stupid bastards reading this means that "missile" could drop any where on the planter in like a half an hour. So, I don't think you would have to worry about being shot down by our country, but I do think you would have to worry about every other Nuclear Country going to their versions of DEFCON 2, Ya I do. And that shit my friend is not cool.
Hi I'm Troy Maclure, you might remember me from such movies as " The broke Millionaire " or family favorites like " I'm A Big Greedy Exploitive Network " What I don't understand about all these posts is that we assume the "voice actors" are on strike for more money, just because they skipped a couple of script readings. Maybe you are looking at this wrong, maybe they don't want more money, maybe they want me time off. Its like when you were in high school, If you were the only one who skipped school you would get in trouble, but if you got the whole senior class to skip, what are they going to do, give 2000 kids detention. No, my point is I think that these "voice actors" aren't so worried about loosing their jobs, because if they get replaced with imitators or even computers, then they have that nice golden parachute known as Disney and Pixar !!! These to knuckle heads come out with some new piece of crap "Adult/Kids" movie every week. I'm sure they wouldn't be looking for funny, distinguishable voices for their work. Or, maybe I'm totally off base here, maybe all the "voice actors" pooled their money together and opened a chain of Waffle Houses, and the grand openings just happen to conflict with these script readings. This whole thing could be a huge misunderstanding :-)
Hi I'm Troy Maclure, you might remember me from such movies as " The broke Millionaire " or family favorites like " I'm A Big Greedy Exploitive Network " What I don't understand about all these posts is that we assume the "voice actors" are on strike for more money, just because they skipped a couple of script readings. Maybe you are looking at this wrong, maybe they don't want more money, maybe they want me time off. Its like when you were in high school, If you were the only one who skipped school you would get in trouble, but if you got the whole senior class to skip, what are they going to do, give 2000 kids detention. No, my point is I think that these "voice actors" aren't so worried about loosing their jobs, because if they get replaced with imitators or even computers, then they have that nice golden parachute known as Disney and Pixar !!! These to knuckle heads come out with some new piece of crap "Adult/Kids" movie every week. I'm sure they wouldn't be looking for funny, distinguishable voices for their work. Or, maybe I'm totally off base here, maybe all the "voice actors" pooled their money together and opened a chain of Waffle Houses, and the grand openings just happen to conflict with these script readings. This whole thing could be a huge misunderstanding :-)