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People on Mars in 30 Years?

lucabrasi999 writes "Yahoo is running a Reuters story in which Arthur Thompson, the head of the NASA 'rover' missions, says that people could be landing on Mars in the next twenty or thirty years. If that is true, I estimate that within 50 years, Mars will need women."

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  1. About time. by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mars still needs women...

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    1. Re:About time. by Tyndmyr · · Score: 1

      And they expect the first men on mars to wait 20-30 years for the aforementioned women?

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    2. Re:About time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Didn't NASA say that people would be on Mars in 20 years 10 years ago? They keep on pushing back their timetables. And with all of the recent, TRIVIAL, screw-ups that they've been having, would you trust them with your life? What about the women? Please won't somebody think of the WOMEN!

    3. Re:About time. by DrBobcf · · Score: 1

      I think about women all the time! I've been widowed for 3 years now, it doesn't get easier.

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    4. Re:About time. by wtansill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Screw it. Put Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Jada Pinket-Smith, Halle Berry and a few other hotties on Mars now, and it won't take men 30 years to get there...

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  2. My own highly original prediction by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Funny

    I predict we will arrive on Mars in tentacled tripod ships and fire death rays at the inhabitants until we are driven from the planet by microorganisms.

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    1. Re:My own highly original prediction by cephyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      *achoo

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    2. Re:My own highly original prediction by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Between Iraq and the anthrax case, I'd say that's a pretty good prediction.

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    3. Re:My own highly original prediction by nutshell42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gesundheit

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  3. Men on Mars by jolyonr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Won't the Women go to Venus?

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    1. Re:Men on Mars by thewiz · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're right, Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. But just think of the business opportunity of setting up a shuttle service between the two planets! Now, were can I get a stretch-shuttle....?

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    2. Re:Men on Mars by uberdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't bother. Somebody's set up a pleasure planet in orbit midway between the two. It has gorgeous tropical beaches, mountain hideaways, lakes full of fresh water. It even has a large moon for moonlight strolls.

    3. Re:Men on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a billion tonnes of contraceptive devices?

    4. Re:Men on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why would they go to Venus? Because of their lesser navigational skills?

    5. Re:Men on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or how about Uranus!

    6. Re:Men on Mars by l8f57 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It even has a large moon for moonlight strolls. This is slashdot. Don't you mean 'moonlight trolls'?

    7. Re:Men on Mars by Fizzog · · Score: 1

      Indeed. But the people who run it are idiots.

    8. Re:Men on Mars by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      This is from memory, so please forgive the errors.

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  4. Four words... by chill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leather Goddesses of Phobos

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    1. Re:Four words... by c0p0n · · Score: 1

      ...and overmaiden of Calixto

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    2. Re:Four words... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      but Phobos is a moon of Mars...

      so close, yet so far away ;)

      Trent bounds back into the room (elaborate story ensues).

    3. Re:Four words... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      ooohh ooooh I remember playing that on the C-64. Damn hard game, always died going down the river. Yeah yeah very early in the game....

    4. Re:Four words... by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      or Latex Babes of Estros...

      -SQ geek.

    5. Re:Four words... by chill · · Score: 1

      You must be too young to remember...

      Leather Goddesses of Phobos was a game by Infocom, makers of Zork, back in the day of C-64, Atari 800s and Apple IIe computers. (Mid-1980s)

      It had a "naughtyness level" setting and was a parody of campy 50's SciFi plots involving space amazons and the like. Entertaining, even though it sported the traditional Infocom interface -- text only.

      http://www.csd.uwo.ca/Infocom/lgop.html

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  5. Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I need them too ;-)

  6. No need for a woman on mars by ongeboren · · Score: 0

    One can get an exotic marsian girlfriend there.

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  7. Not Bloody Likely by cephyn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Arthur Thompson, mission manager for MER surface operations, told Reuters in an interview in Lima, "My best guess is 20 to 30 years, if that becomes our primary priority."

    In other words, Notgonnahappen. 8(

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    1. Re:Not Bloody Likely by CodeWanker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a tough call. We all know a biosphere-killing rock is headed our way sometime soon (at least in geological terms.) We also know that Mars is our best shot at terraforming an emergency fallback position quickly (100-200 years, less than an eyeblink in geologic terms.) We also all know that Wernher von Braun (a guy whose judgement I trust on such things) drew up realistic Mars exploration plans based on early 1950's technology.

      So, why haven't we done it yet? The short-circuited race to the moon and the space shuttle? an anti-imperialistic self-loathing? This is a starker choice than guns vs. butter; it's a bon-bons versus houses kind of thing. It looks like we've got a hillbilly mentality: when it's raining, we can't work on the roof and when it's not raining, the roof doesn't leak.

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    2. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Where did you get that 100-200 years from?? That seems a few millenia too short. I saw a special on the Discovery channel that said it would take thousands of years.

      Also, how would this be paid for? Transport billions of people to Mars because a big rock is coming? I'd rather spend the money tracking these rocks and exploding a device to set them on another course.

    3. Re:Not Bloody Likely by CodeWanker · · Score: 1

      You can get any time estimate you want for terraforming. this one is delightfully optimistic. The standard redneck way would be to dump a few truckloads of carbon dust on the ice at the poles and let solar heating start things going. Maybe using orbital mirrors to speed it up a bit.

      As to shipping billions of people, I think we're talking about different things: I'm talking about shipping a few thousand people to maintain a viable genetic stock to repopulate a devastated planet from. A Mars colony would grow from colonists having babies, not from giant transport ships. Mars wouldn't be a bunker. It would be a pool of reserves.

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    4. Re:Not Bloody Likely by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Skip mars. If you needed to move civilization in a hurry a much better bet would be to simply construct a large fleet of space platforms. We would require sealed environments to live in on Mars. We would have less access to sunlight on Mars because of it's orbit.

      A better use of the energy required to evacuate the Earth would be to simply keep it in orbit and move there. If Earth's particular location is bad, strap on some engines and you can move our "Super Platform (or better yet a couple of them)" somewhere else.

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    5. Re:Not Bloody Likely by kamapuaa · · Score: 1
      Certainly "dump a few truckloads of carbon dust" won't result in an Earth-like environment in a few decades, that doesn't even make any sense!

      I think the more we know about the biosphere, the more we realize how complex it is, the result of many different forces interacting and achieving equilibrium with each other - and changing one small thing can make a large difference. For instance, the greenhouse effect's results are potentially disastrous, but are being blamed on CO2 levels, which now make up a mere .04% of our atmposphere.

      I really don't believe it would be possible to make a stable Earth-type environment when Mars is so different, ie different amounts of sun, different distribution of chemicals, different magnetic belts, etc. Achieving such an environment might only be possible if we can keep putting in unimaginably large amounts of energy. After all it's speculated that Mars had a more Earth-like environment far in the past, but it wasted away; what would keep it from wasting away again?

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    6. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I'm talking about shipping a few thousand people to maintain a viable genetic stock to repopulate a devastated planet from.

      How about we put those resources into helping making sure Earth doesn't get devastated (either by big rocks, or by us ignorantly shitting all over the biosphere) instead?

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    7. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We all know a biosphere-killing rock is headed our way sometime soon

      Earth after a global-extinction level asteroid hit is still a more habitable place than Mars right now.

      If you're really afraid of an asteroid wiping out humanity, then build a dozen self-sustaining Vaults. The'd be done in 3 years, at a fraction of the cost of "terraforming" Mars.

    8. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw that movie...Bruce Dern, "Silent Running", ok flick for its day...ok, it was only the plants and required animals...and there was basic stuff they forgot, but quite similar...

    9. Re:Not Bloody Likely by jdray · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose I need to point out to you that your link is to an RPG (read Role Playing Game) web site... Self-sustaining? Google for Biosphere II. It's tougher than one might think.

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    10. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't suppose I need to point out to

      You sure don't.

      Google for Biosphere II. It's tougher than one might think.

      Yes, it's very hard. But however tough it may be, terraforming Mars is 10,000 times tougher.

      PS. The Biosphere project is irrelevant. It depends on solar energy, which is something that a Mars base would have, but that would be lacking for the 2 years following a major asteroid strike on earth. (That's the whole reasoning behind global extinction events- dust blocks sunlight) An earth-based survivability vault would need only stored food + water supplies for 3 years, and then plenty of tools to restart agriculture topside. A long-termed contained ecosystem isn't what they want.

    11. Re:Not Bloody Likely by KnarfO · · Score: 1

      No, I think perhaps he's referring to Star Lost!

      =)

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    12. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Leibel · · Score: 1

      And we could put a third of our population onto the B ark and rid ourselves of useless management consultants, telephone sanitizers, hairdressers and tri-d tv producers. Just tell them we're being eaten by a mutant star goat.

    13. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Crystalmonkey · · Score: 1

      Whoever decided "Informative" was the way to go for the parent post about Vaults must not have read the site... It is an RPG item.

    14. Re:Not Bloody Likely by flyingsquid · · Score: 1

      Um... no. If by "biosphere-killing" you mean something along the lines of the asteroid that took out the dinosaurs, then (1) it's not "soon", since this scale of impact probably occurs on the order of every 100 million years or more, which is a fairly long time even to a geologist, and (2) it's survivable (for the species). The Cretaceous mass extinction took out the larger mammals but a lot of smaller ones made it through. Presumably, whatever advantages they had over the dinosaurs (ability to hide underground, ability to stash food, ability to get by without minimal food since they were rat-sized) we could make up for with technology (digging bomb shelters, storing massive caches of food). If critters like possums made it through the Cretaceous asteroid impact, we could make it through something as bad or worse (3) as long as we're talking survival of the species, it's probably worth considering how diverting energy, raw materials and manpower to colonizing Mars will affect our survival when resources may be getting a bit scarce- after all, we've gotten involved in two full-scale wars in as many decades over access to the petrochemical reserves of the Gulf region.

    15. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      anti-imperialistic self-loathing?

      more like anti-colonial.

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    16. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      It'd be easier to colonize Mars than set up space platforms. For one thing, we don't have to worry about artificial gravity. The Mars 0.6 (i think) will work well enough. The atmosphere reduces how hard it is to make sealed enclosures (some atmoshphere to help balance pressure is better than a vacuum). The atmosphere also helps some with heat. We can use the resources there to build stuff (once we get hte infrastructure in). The soil will help with planting and several other things. Space enclosures have the problem of if it aint there, you have to import it (out of earths gravity well) or do with out it. At least on Mars you have resources to make it. And before anyone says something about moving an asteroid into earth orbit for resources, think about what it would take. That might be an option at some point (one I would support) but for now Mars is easier.

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    17. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Echnin · · Score: 1

      But then when two thirds of all humans live in space colonies orbiting earth, what do you do about the Newtypes that start evolving? And how do you stop the civil war?

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    18. Re:Not Bloody Likely by cdrguru · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The best - and possibly the only - way to stop the current population from "shitting all over the biosphere" is to immediately begin a draconian population reduction. There are way too many people on earth for it to be a self-sustaining, pollution-free paradise. This threshold was finally crossed somewhere between 1950 and today. Pushing the population level back to around 1850 (about 1/4th of current levels, maybe 1/10th if you are really pessimistic) and keeping it there would insure the kind of "sustainable" environment that the environmentalist wackos would like to have.

      If you aren't prepared to deal with the kind of decision-making that such population reduction would entail - up to and including selecting people to be part of the population reduction - go away and live on an island. You aren't helping, and you are getting in the way.

      The only resources worth expending at this point are towards getting more resources - and last time I looked, the moon, Mars, asteroids and everywhere else in space is where they are. Not under your pillow. Nowhere that can be found by "reuse, reduce recycle".

    19. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1
      There are way too many people on earth for it to be a self-sustaining, pollution-free paradise.

      Horseshit. You're talking out of your ASS! Your kind of junk science is straight from the UN. Texas alone is 268 601 square miles which equals 6.95673396 × 10^11 square meters or nearly 700 000 000 000 square meters. The current population of the Earth is estimated at around 5.5 billion. That means you could fit every man, woman and child on earth in Texas while giving EACH of them 127.272727 square meters of land. My point being, we're nowhere NEAR the total human carrying capacity of this planet. There's plenty of space, food, and water. The only problems are in distribution. Shout outs to Google Calculator.

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    20. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2
      That means you could fit every man, woman and child on earth in Texas while giving EACH of them 127.272727 square meters of land.

      It's estimated that it takes about 1/4 of an acre - over 1000 square meters - of arable land to sustainably produce a bare minimum of food for one human being. (If you want to eat like Americans do now, you need about five times that, not even considering sustainability.) It takes a lot more to process waste. It take a metric fuckload more to maintain a healthy ecosystem. Oh yes, and you wanted somewhere to live, right? And a place to work, and some roads to get places?

      Add it all up and the average American's "ecological footprint" is about 25 acres, about 100,000 square meters. The fact that if you stack us like cordword you can fit us in a small space is irrevelvant.

      Under current conditions, not only is population increasing, but arable land is decreasing. (As is clean fresh water.) It doesn't take a genius to see that this is not a sustainable trend.

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    21. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      The only resources worth expending at this point are towards getting more resources - and last time I looked, the moon, Mars, asteroids and everywhere else in space is where they are.

      There is no arable land, or significant amounts of clean fresh water, on any of those bodies. Putting resources into space exploration does fuck-all to deal with the immediate problems of overpopulation.

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    22. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      back to it's current state

      "its".

    23. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no arable land, or significant amounts of clean fresh water, on any of those bodies. Putting resources into space exploration does fuck-all to deal with the immediate problems of overpopulation.

      Ever notice that prime arable land is sometimes paved over or destroyed for strip mining and industrial facilities? With proper division of labor, or labor regions at least, we could end up with more arable land on earth. The fewer "dirty" activities you do on earth the more room there is for things like farming or parks.

    24. Re:Not Bloody Likely by MacGod · · Score: 1

      That means you could fit every man, woman and child on earth in Texas while giving EACH of them 127.272727 square meters of land.

      Well, yeah, but this is Texas! They'd keep crossing into each other's land and getting (legally) shot for it!

      Hence, the population reduction the grandparent post was referring to!

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    25. Re:Not Bloody Likely by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > "its".

      "Jerk"

      (Sorry OT, mod away: I ain't scrd)

    26. Re:Not Bloody Likely by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > It is an RPG item.

      Being part of a game doesn't automatically mean the idea is bad. Its credibility is nil, but it's certainly a workable idea.

    27. Re:Not Bloody Likely by ParrotDroppings · · Score: 1

      Just tell them we're being eaten by a mutant star goat

      A Giant Mutant Star GOATSE is more likely to send the /. crowd running ...

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    28. Re:Not Bloody Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No matter how bad it gts here on Earth. Let's say by some magic the atmosphere is filled with ultra-toxic chlorine gas or whatever and the entire Earth is un-liveable it would STILL be cheaper to build you seal environments at sea level then in Earth orbit. Even with space elevators and anti-gravity machines it would still be cheaper leave the enclosed environment in-place then to move it even aacross the street

      Space can NOT be the answer. IF population continues current trends a sphere of humans packed in a dense ball will have a radius that expends faster then the speed of light in onl a few centuys. In other worlds without faster than light travel space does not have enough volume to hold everyone. Clearly present trands will not continue. For most all of human existance humans have llives on the edge of starvation and the population was controlled by a limited food supply. The current trand is temporary and we will return to the "old way"

  8. Problem is... by bughunter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Getting them back will take another 20 or 30 years.

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    1. Re:Problem is... by dykofone · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nah, we'll just treat them like we did the past two rovers. Give them the resources to last an "expected" lifetime, then just keep expanding the mission parameters until they completely breakdown or the funding stops.

    2. Re:Problem is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      then just keep expanding the mission parameters until they completely breakdown or the funding stops.

      Listen buddy, if you want to talk about the War in Iraq, then go over to the "politics" section.

  9. Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by Goronmon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course, thats assuming that no short-sighted leaders come about in the future that see space exploration as a waste of money. I for one am all for stuff like this. It brings out the best in us.

    1. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "We'll be on Mars in 30 years"

      That statement is just as true as it was 30 years ago.

    2. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny

      > "We'll be on Mars in 30 years"
      >
      > That statement is just as true as it was 30 years ago.
      Well, of course it is. Because we're powering the Martian colony with nuclear fusion!

    3. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      The problem is that not everyone values space exploration as much as you do. Am I suggesting that the space program is a complete waste of money and that nothing good has ever come out of it? Not at all, however different people value the space program differently depending upon their personal interest in space exploration, their personal benefit from spin-off products and services, and their willingness to fund projects which may never have significant payoffs in their lifetimes. My question is this, should society be compelled to finance the space program with their non-optional tax dollars and if so how much money should they be forced, via taxes, to contribute? This space program is a classic example of the problems associated with government finance. Without markets to allocate the appropriate level of resources via supply and demand it becomes very difficult to judge what level of spending is appropriate and to what extent the goods being financed by the government would not otherwise be provided by the private sector. Personally, I believe that the ~$15 billion dollars that the United States government currently allocates to the space program is mostly wasted on the programs of yesterday (i.e. Space Shuttle). They are wasting their time maintaining and flying a vehicle, at great expense and dubious return on investment, which makes use of 1970s era technology when they should be spending more time and money on newer and cheaper launch vehicles, advanced propulsion, and robotics. But hey, that's just my opinion and I don't control the budget and spending priorities at NASA (more is the pity) :D

    4. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by vasqzr · · Score: 2, Funny



      "We'll be on Mars in 30 years"

      That statement is just as true as it was 30 years ago.


      We'll be on mars with our flying cars and Linux desktops.

    5. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny
      "We'll be on Mars in 30 years"

      And we'll get there in our flying cars.

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    6. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I wouldn't call it short sighted thinking. I think that they too are thinking in the long term, but thinking from a different angle. Consider for instance if the Europe had decided to explore the Atlantic more then they had in 1,000 AD. Conceivably, they could have crossed the Atlantic and hit the Americas. With a great loss of life they might even have been able to colonize the Americas, but they certainly would not have been able to get anything back for a few hundred years. They just didn't have the technology.

      The real question is whether or not our technology is the 1,000 AD equivalent or the 1492 AD equivalent when it comes to mars. Is Mars just a waste of human life and money to achieve, or are we on the cusp of doing something tangible on Mars? If we just wait another 30 years will we have the technology to conquer Mars quickly and relatively painlessly? Perhaps the money would be better spent on working on our problems here right now, and waiting a little while long before going for Mars.

      I am not claiming that I know the answer to these questions. That said, it might not matter in the end. Watching the developments in the X-Prize you tend to get the feeling that perhaps it is 1492 again for exploration (minus the natives to slaughter and oppress). I personally think that the best course at this point might simply to loose our grip on the private sector and let willing men and woman pave the way. Our government might not be willing to let a few people die in order to get there, but there are plenty of private individuals willing to take that risk and say to hell with public opinion. I say just let the private sector run free. If the government really wants to do something productive in this field, I would offer more X-prize like competitions.

    7. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      > "We'll be on Mars in 30 years"
      >
      > That statement is just as true as it was 30 years ago. Well, of course it is. Because we're powering the Martian colony with nuclear fusion!


      And moving around Mars in flying cars.

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    8. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by noticeofaction · · Score: 1

      People get caught up in the when and how but never ask the most important question, why? Just because you can do something doesn't make it imperative to do so (see: Moon landing, keeping people on life support for no other reason than the ability to do so). Granted it would be an exciting moment to watch the first man/woman land on Mars but what's the point? Aren't there enough mysteries to be explored closer to whom. Mars exploration is just a Hallmark moment. You open it up, get flushed with excitement and then toss it away. Bread and circuses for the geek set.

    9. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. And, of course, we need to give Microsoft enough time to "innovate" an operating system stable and secure enough to run those flying cars.

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    10. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, NASA years compared to people years are like people years compared to dog years. Anything beyond 10 years or is in the indefinite future. If they say 30 years, it means "maybe in your grandkids lifetime".

    11. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      And we'll get there in our flying cars.

      I knew they would find use for those Pintos.

    12. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by geek_xyu · · Score: 1

      Don't you all believe we should probably try landing on something a little bit closer first? Like, I donno the Moon for starters.. But in all seriousness, why waste our time on Mars? Shouldn't we try inhabiting a planet that we can actually survive on. At the rate that our environment is being allowed to be destroyed and not looking for new sources for energy. We will probably need a new planet to inhabit. I unlike a certain person holding office don't believe the planet will resolve its own issues. Just my opinion. The Moon Rules! #1

    13. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > we'll get there in our flying cars.

      Like... uh... a space shuttle?

      Which brings up an interesting point: is it still a car if it has no wheels?

      An even more interesting point is my interesting definition of "interesting."

    14. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I don't believe the planet will resolve its own issues

      That's pretty arrogant of you (I don't mean that to be as insulting as it sounds); the planet has been resolving its own issues for billions of years. We are a minor case of fleas.

    15. Re:Those estimates don't seem too unrealistic... by geek_xyu · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to be arrogant. I think in a lot of ways you're right. But when it comes to global warming and the destruction of the ozone layer. I think those are some pretty major issues that will need people getting involved. I agree we aren't the key players. But if we want our race to continue on and our children to have a life better than ours we need to help promote that. And I say that assuming any of us will have children seeing as most of us are looking for women on Mars.

  10. Detail left out by StevenHenderson · · Score: 4, Informative
    There was a detail left out of the submission. The FA reads:

    Asked how long it could be before astronauts land on Mars, Arthur Thompson, mission manager for MER surface operations, told Reuters in an interview in Lima, "My best guess is 20 to 30 years, if that becomes our primary priority."

    If it is primary priority. Which I doubt it will be. And depending on who is our next president might affect how much funding NASA gets.

    1. Re:Detail left out by Goronmon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I really wish it would become a primary priority.

      People forget how much we need to support programs like this in order to advance mankind. I mean, look at all the innovation that came about during the times leading up to putting a man on the Moon. Its challenges like this that push the brightest minds of the world towards something other than who can build the best weapon.

    2. Re:Detail left out by east+coast · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And depending on who is our next president might affect how much funding NASA gets.

      I doubt that. Even with Bush's desire for NASA funding congress shot it down. So even a president in the same party as the majority of congress isn't going to have his way on this. The current consensus of the American people is that space is a waste and they want more tax dollars thrown at ghetto waste and trailer trash in the hopes that it makes for a brighter future... As if.

      Until Joe Taxpayer accepts that money is not the solution to every social ill I doubt we will have a serious tax-payer funded space program. Which will be never by my calendar.

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    3. Re:Detail left out by StevenHenderson · · Score: 1
      Its challenges like this that push the brightest minds of the world towards something other than who can build the best weapon.

      True, but it is failures like the Genesis crash that stick in the public's mind and make people cry out to cut NASA funding.

    4. Re:Detail left out by Goronmon · · Score: 1

      Until Joe Taxpayer accepts that money is not the solution to every social ill I doubt we will have a serious tax-payer funded space program. Which will be never by my calendar. Maybe if people were a little more optimistic rather than just writing it off as a 'never gonna happen' there might actually be a chance.

      I mean, who knows, maybe there are plenty of people who believe in space exploration but figure it won't happen because they figure no one else agrees with them.

    5. Re:Detail left out by Paulrothrock · · Score: 5, Interesting
      For the price of the war in Iraq ($100 billion) we could have gone to mars 10 times over 15 years, according to Zubrin's calculation of $50 billion for R&D and 5 flights using Mars Direct. Take out cost-plus accounting and bureaucratic waste, and that means at *least* three trips, plus development of all of the hardware, software, and wetware (experience) we need to survive on the red planet.

      And 1,000 US soldiers and 10,000 Iraqis still alive.

      Think about it.

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    6. Re:Detail left out by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Maybe if people were a little more optimistic rather than just writing it off as a 'never gonna happen' there might actually be a chance.

      Really? Have you seen the lunkheaded opinions of the people on the street as of late? I'm not going to get into politics but let's face facts, we have serious logic flaws and even once you prove your point most people turn their back on a known truth because it's too troublesome for them to consider.

      I mean, who knows, maybe there are plenty of people who believe in space exploration but figure it won't happen because they figure no one else agrees with them.

      Perhaps you're right but do you really think that's an optimistic sign? Again, not to get into politics (or off topic), but there are millions on the street today who disagree with both Bush and Kerry. How many of these will prove their dissatisfaction with a third party vote? Maybe 1 in 100. Maybe. Why's that? Because they feel that unless a third party candidate can win they're just wasting their votes. With a public that is driven more by fear than hope you give me a good reason to be optimistic.

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    7. Re:Detail left out by cursion · · Score: 1

      Bush's desire for NASA funding for anything?! Are you serious? That is what we call 'pandering'. He knew it had no chance, but it would get him some good will ...

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    8. Re:Detail left out by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      We all know it's more important to dedicate funds to putting people on Mars vice curing social problems. :/

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    9. Re:Detail left out by lawpoop · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I think a lot of historians would argue that warfare has driven technological advancement more than anything else. And some, including myself, would say that the space race was part of a warfare effort - the cold war against the Soviet Union.

      If not created solely for warfare, many of our technological advances (metalugry, steel, plastic, computers, the internet, jet aviation, canned food) were promoted and mass produced to support a war effort.

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    10. Re:Detail left out by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Just from WWII, you get penicillin, radar, nuclear power and jeeps.

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    11. Re:Detail left out by ArcticCelt · · Score: 1
      And each year the military budget of US is around 500 billions so imagine 10 years of that budget used into space exploration.

      Now imagine the world military expenditure (900 billion)used for the same goal of space exploration over 50 years. We colonize the whole fucking solar system in a couple of years and we use the change left to cure cancer, aids, Alzheimer's and a couple of other annoying plagues and we probably have many left to buy some beer.

      But forget about this shit, their is to many crazy assholes in this world, in 50 years we will still continue to hit each other in the head claming that our god is the real god.

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    12. Re:Detail left out by Standmic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it will definetly be president dependent. I once had the opportunity of lunching with Robert Zubrin and he talked about his Mars Direct plan. Part of what makes his plan doable is the cost (50 billion, I think?), but when asked what it would take for us to actually visit Mars, he said it would take a president, at the beginning of his first term of office, to announce that going to mars would be a priority, and then for him to be re-elected. I think the timeline he said it would take would be about 10 years, and he explained that by the time the first 7 or 8 were through (because of a presidential directive), the next president wouldn't scrap all that effort and money when we were so close. It will definetly depend on who is president, but not who is elected on Nov. 2. Bush is all talk about making space a priority (he probably thinks there are WMD on the moon), and Kerry is not as pro-space as Bush (from the Nature article posted earlier today). Maybe in 2008?

    13. Re:Detail left out by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      Bush "panders", but John F. Kennedy had vision. Riiiight.

      I guess only Democrats are allowed to have vision .. Republicans can only have vision where their corporation's profits are concerned.

      And just so this post isn't entirely off-topic, NASA's pace at which it can produce and perform is heavily weighted down with government bureaucracy and taxpayer accountability. If a corporation were to want to go to Mars, with a vision of somehow making it a profitable venture, you can be we'd be there in 20 years easily. In fact probably less than that, and the spaceship would be cooler because all the best companies would want to be in it for the PR value and would sponsor. Cockpit with Recaro seats, a Hummer Mars Rover, etc..

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    14. Re:Detail left out by StevenHenderson · · Score: 1

      Wow, that is very interesting. I'd have to say with that sort of timeline/ budget, we will never see this happen in the forseeable future. At least until an engineer is president? :)

    15. Re:Detail left out by MasterOfUniverse · · Score: 1
      ... and 10,000 Iraqis still alive.

      You really think its only 10,000? trust me, its atleast (and I really mean atleast) 25,000..and and counting (and its true for both americans and iraqis).

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    16. Re:Detail left out by Linux+is+shit · · Score: 0

      One fatal flaw in your plan: If we spent the money instead on going to Mars, where would we get the money for invading and occupying Iraq?

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    17. Re:Detail left out by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      An interesting theory.

      There are plenty of counter-examples though. The automobile, steel-suspension bridges, elevators, electric light, and the telephone have neglible military value, yet they seemed to flourish. Indeed they flourished in peace-time. And each has radically transformed society as we know it.

      The airplane was actually developed for civilian uses first, and only became a military technology after entrepreneurs worked out the fundimental problems of control surfaces, navigation, range, and cargo capacity. The same is true with rail, trucks and automobiles.

      History is not so cut and dry.

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    18. Re:Detail left out by MrNally · · Score: 1

      I'm keener to become an astronaut than even the average slashdotter. I came this -->
      I find your characterization of a more liberal economic policy childish and self-centered. To paint a broad brush stroke over a whole pile of people as 'ghetto' and 'trailer trash' exposes what appear to be a total lack of respect for humanity.

      America should be ashamed of the way it doesn't take care of its worst off. In other places a social safety net gives people just like yourself a second chance when they live through hard times and can pull themselves out of it.

      The person who eventually touches Mars first, may right now be born, and count as 'trailer trash' in your world. Are we going to be able to find them?

    19. Re:Detail left out by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Nuclear weapons, yes. Nuclear power came about after the war. The first nuclear reactor was built by the Soviets and went into operation in December, 1946. Construction on the first reactor in the U.S. wasn't started until April 1947.

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    20. Re:Detail left out by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Let see... U.S. Budget expenditures for 2004 (estimated).

      National Defense: 379 billion
      Education, Training, employment and Social Services: 81 Billion

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    21. Re:Detail left out by lawpoop · · Score: 1
      Yes, there are plenty of counter-examples. Here is my counter-argument: those examples only come from the modern capitalist or industrialist periods where people were able to make a lot of money by mass-producing and selling new technology. Without that motivation ( capitalism in Europe from ~1500s on, industrialism in Europe and America from ~1800s on), the only motivator for massive changes in the way people live their lives has been war.

      And I would argue that the military value of your examples are not 'negligible'.

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    22. Re:Detail left out by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      The airplane was actually developed for civilian uses first, and only became a military technology after entrepreneurs worked out the fundimental problems of control surfaces, navigation, range, and cargo capacity.

      Actually the first military airplane predates the commercial transport flight. Commercial flight didn't become economically viable until well after WWI.

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    23. Re:Detail left out by smurf975 · · Score: 1

      Also add jet engines and modern rockets (V1/V2)

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    24. Re:Detail left out by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Without that motivation ( capitalism in Europe from ~1500s on, industrialism in Europe and America from ~1800s on), the only motivator for massive changes in the way people live their lives has been war.

      Well those are two big exceptions right there. To which I would like to add Religion, patriotism, famine, disease, trade, and just plain curiosity.

      I'm pretty sure the Pyramids was Egypts answer to the Etruscan threat. And the domestication of cattle was part of the Anatolian war machine.

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    25. Re:Detail left out by dutky · · Score: 1
      EvilTwinSkippy wrote:

      The airplane was actually developed for civilian uses first, and only became a military technology after entrepreneurs worked out the fundimental problems of control surfaces, navigation, range, and cargo capacity.

      Not really true. Almost the first thing the Wright brothers did, after getting a working design, was shop their invention around for military uses.

      From this historical profile: The first sustained flight by the Wright brothers was in December of 1903. By the end of 1904 they had improved the initial design into a practical vehicle. In 1905 they began contacting the U.S. Department of War attempting to sell flying machines for military uses. In 1907, the U.S. Army Signal Corps took them up on the offer. The addition of extra capacity (the ability to carry a pilot and a passenger) was added at the explicit request of the Army Signal Corps.

      Clearly, while the Wright flyer was developed at private expense, the Wrights were thinking about military applications. At least some of the early development of additional cargo/passenger capacity was funded directly for military purposes.

    26. Re:Detail left out by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I find your characterization of a more liberal economic policy childish and self-centered.

      Yeah, not wanting to support public housing that breeds crack houses and violence is self-centered. I'm sick of throwing cash at a problem that gets more cash every single year yet the problem continues to get worse.

      To paint a broad brush stroke over a whole pile of people as 'ghetto' and 'trailer trash' exposes what appear to be a total lack of respect for humanity.

      Get real, these people don't respect themselves or these communities wouldn't be the open wounds that they are today.

      America should be ashamed of the way it doesn't take care of its worst off.

      Let me know when we don't take care of them. It's not the fault of myself or anyone else in this country that we offer public assistance yet these people refuse to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and get to doing what they need to do. Not that welfare is perfect but there still is opportunity.

      Are we going to be able to find them?

      Historically speaking; these people have found themselves and have overcome on their own without the need for a welfare state. We can't lead people twords a better future if they don't want it reguardless of what we provide for them, but people can lead themselves to a better future if they want it for themselves.

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    27. Re:Detail left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      price of the war, blah blah blah

      *rant*

      ever think that the NASA program is mostly for military applications anyway?

      Why would we even fund it? For the feel good nature of going beyond the stars and finding our origins?

      No, we need to be more than one step ahead of our enemies, and even our friends. GPS played a huge roll in this war, and the technology discovered and used for everything that went into the war machine. Same will go for years and years beyond, way before we find a positive inititive to explore the stars.

    28. Re:Detail left out by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Yes, ok, and what technology precisely was really necessary to take Iraq that the US did not already have? Why do they need anything else to fight such a war, think about it - they occupied and obliterated a country and only 1000 US soldiers have died.

    29. Re:Detail left out by b-baggins · · Score: 1

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      *sigh* Proof that even rocket scientists can be idiots. Funding comes from Congress.

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    30. Re:Detail left out by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Yep, because we all know that Saddam was just this nice, lovable Teddy Bear who, with his selfless sons Uday and Qusay brought peace, love and enlightenment to the paradise of Iraq. That is until the evil Bush cowboy came out of nowhere with Haliburton snorting on his back to rain death and destruction on this little oasis of propserity in the middle east.

      Shed a tear for poor Saddam and the ruins of the beautiful Iraq under the iron-booted heel of the U.S. GI.

      Excuse me know while I go throw up.

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    31. Re:Detail left out by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Being able to criticize your government, priceless. The $379 billion that helps insure that doesn't seem like so much, now, does it? Your freedom to be an ass is preserved at the point of a gun. It's a shame that too many people are unwilling to face that reality.

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    32. Re:Detail left out by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Actually, penicillin was invented much earlier that WWII. mass production of penicillin didn't trully get under way until WWII.

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    33. Re:Detail left out by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      the telephone have neglible military value

      The telephone has much military value. Hence why the germans had phone lines running to Normandy. They were more secure and reliable than radio during WWII (assuming the line wasn't cut).

      An airplane inventer was being funded by the army. The wright brothers just succeded before he did.

      As for the others? Navigation: British Nave and "The search for Longitude", GPS: US Military. Range: Bombers that could fly 5,000 miles in WWII and back were developed. Many things were developed with startup funding from the military or were funded to make them practical once it was shown it was possible.

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    34. Re:Detail left out by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      So I suppose the Toothbrush was classified during it's early development because it kept fighting men's teeth clean, and Vitamin C was considered war material by the British Navy.

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    35. Re:Detail left out by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Radar was also invented before the war. But probably just as important as mere invention is development - aeroplanes were invented well before WWI, for example, but their use in that war pushed their development along tremendously.

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    36. Re:Detail left out by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Quite so. The same was true of virtually all the world's aviation industries before WWI (such as they were) - they depended upon, or at least hungered mightily for, military contracts. In any event there was basically no civilian use for aircraft beyond joyriding until after WWI (when airlines and airmail services came along).

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    37. Re:Detail left out by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      The President has no influence at all over Congress? He doesn't send a proposed budget to Congress? Strange, I must have dropped in from a parallel universe.

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    38. Re:Detail left out by StevenHenderson · · Score: 1

      And apparently in this parallel universe I work for NASA too...

    39. Re:Detail left out by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Your freedom to be an ass is preserved at the point of a gun.

      Nothing in Iraq, Kuwait, or Saudi Arabia has any bearing on my freedom, thanks. I'm sure the US Army could've stopped Saddam Hussein from coming over and pushing everybody around, even without that whole $379 bil.

      It may impact my gasoline prices, but that's another matter, isn't it?

    40. Re:Detail left out by syukton · · Score: 1

      People forget how much we need to support programs like this in order to advance mankind.

      They haven't forgotten; they just don't care.

      The times leading up to putting a man on the moon were times of arrogance and pride. The only reason we even PUT a man on the moon is so we could do it before the Russians and say "neener" on a global scale. At that time it was not about advancing mankind but about advancing the USA in the eyes of the global community. Kind of like little kids on the playground trying to swing higher than one another or do the monkey bars faster or whatever. There's nobody left to compete with us, and without the spirit of competition we aren't going to be able to get the kind of advancement you're talking about. The ISS hosts representatives of the Chinese, Russian, and other governments. They are our scientific allies, not our competitors.

      The Ansari X-Prize is the first good step towards re-igniting the competition, although it is somewhat disgusting that money is the only thing that we are really willing to compete for. Although when you really think about it critically, it does all come down to money: sending people to Mars is not cost-effective. The returns just aren't there. Until a camera spots a critter skittering across the surface of the planet or dewdrops form on the lens, there will not be a compelling enough reason to make Mars a top priority because of how financially unrewarding it is. Until the day comes that we discover something more universally encouraging than money, money will unfortunately be the rule by which we live.

      If there were a $1B prize to put a man on Mars, I bet there'd be a little bit more competition. Any major government could put up that amount of money, or possibly all major governments could pool together their monies into a global prize pool. Put a five-year time frame on it; 3 for R&D and 2 for the trip itself. Even world governments could stand to use their space programs to compete. I mean if 5 nations put up $200 million and it costs $400M to get a man on Mars, the winner would still make back their initial investments and then some.

      Mars is a little ambitious though, even for us. I like that nobody has died in space yet, and I'd like to keep it that way for as long as possible. Long-distance journeys require sophisticated radiation shielding and very reliable life support systems. I think we should start with the moon as a testbed, offer maybe a $5M prize for a robotic moon landing and a $50M prize for a manned landing.

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  11. Guitars? by CloneRanger · · Score: 1

    >If that is true, I estimate that within 50 years, >Mars will need women."

    I thought Mars needs guitars?

    1. Re:Guitars? by CheddarHead · · Score: 1

      Are you perhaps referring to this: http://www.afn.org/~afn30091/songs/b/blondie-raptu re.htm?

    2. Re:Guitars? by Mateito · · Score: 1
      I thought Mars needs guitars?

      I thought the same thing, but I thought only Australians who were teenagers in the 80s would get the reference.

  12. People still on earth in 30 years? by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1
    Is this an escape plan?

    Or is this the B ark?

    1. Re:People still on earth in 30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      FYI- The B ark contains all the FP, GNAA, and Goatse trolls.

    2. Re:People still on earth in 30 years? by bsd4me · · Score: 4, Funny

      Will we still need telephone sanitizers in thirty years?

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  13. this proves that... by kc_cyrus · · Score: 1

    ...you can even /. imdb site

  14. Red Planet by xenostar · · Score: 1

    We better get started on that AIMEE robot then. Oh and keep Carrie Ann-Moss in the freezer for 30 years so she can be our mothership voice.

    1. Re:Red Planet by theamarand · · Score: 1

      In looking through Carrie Ann-Moss's bio, it seems that we might be better off with Majel Barrett-Roddenberry as our mothership voice; more recognizable! "Self destruct sequence in ten minutes!"

  15. It's only a matter of time by Lank · · Score: 0, Troll

    before the Wongs move in and start raising buggalo.

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    1. Re:It's only a matter of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, only about 996 more years!

      Futurama! You can't prove it won't happen!

    2. Re:It's only a matter of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a pity about the Troll mod. I guess the Moderators are not Futurama fans...

    3. Re:It's only a matter of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me about it.

  16. Screw Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I need women!

    1. Re:Screw Mars! by MasterOfUniverse · · Score: 3, Funny

      and I just need a woman

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    2. Re:Screw Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      you just need a man

    3. Re:Screw Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Screw Mars!

      Hey great, you've come up with a slogan for the operation!

    4. Re:Screw Mars! by Randy+Wang · · Score: 1

      I've got my eye on CowBoyNeal...

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  17. Notgonnahappen by Beautyon · · Score: 2, Interesting
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    1. Re:Notgonnahappen by WhiteDragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      That was an ... intruiging ... page. It left me filled with questions, and vaguely unsatisfied.

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    2. Re:Notgonnahappen by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > It left me filled with questions,

      It reads like it was written by a Buddhist lunatic.

  18. Mars needs men! by Malc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The way primary and secondary education is going these days, women will be leading the mission to Mars. Quite a role reversal from the times when that movie was made.

    1. Re:Mars needs men! by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      The way primary and secondary education is going these days

      ...nobody will be able to read the story about the mission to Mars.

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    2. Re:Mars needs men! by kenp2002 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The way primary and secondary education is going these days:

      A: We'll need to first consult with the UN to get permission to test engines that will get us there.

      B: We'll need to simulate in a computer the long term effects on Mars because animals have more rights then people and animal testing is bad.

      C: We'll need to make sure our Mother Earth grants us permission to use all that air and make sure we don't cause injury to her.

      D: It will take 30 years to recycle the materials to build the craft and remember, we can't use electricity because the coal fired power plants pollute our Mother.

      E: We'll have to outsource all our engineering to a communist country as we are too busy teaching self-confidence and self-esteem rather then Math and Science.

      F: We'll have to find a way to blame any failures on those stone age conservative types as their are doing this solely to destory our Mother Earth.

      G: We'll have to write an essay on why Bush is an evil man for suggesting we head out to Mars to rape our "Mother's Little Brother". (Yes at Castle Elementry in Oakdale MN I overheard the science teacher referring to Mars as stated)

      H: We'll have to hold hands and hold a candlelight vigil protesting the shameful endangerment of flocks of birds that the shuttles may hit during liftoff.

      I: The government will have to hire thousands of small, mom and pop shops, to build the craft as we wouldn't want to favor large corporations that might actually get the job done. The government will spend the next 30 years trying to sort out the details and keep the 400+ companies on the same page when it comes to construction.

      J: An artist will have to design the look & feel of the shuttle to represent the spirit of community ignoring practicality and expense. Engineers spend another 10 years trying to make the giant abstract artwork safe to fly.

      K: 80% of the originally approved budget for the project will be appropraited for welfare programs for people suffer the latest disease called Labor Deficit Syndrom, a horrible disease affectting 90% of the population. Formerly known as "Lazy"

      L: After 60 years of buracracy, silly politically correctness, and apathy the US will be overthrown in an Islamist extreamest revolution backed by the communist. The resulting civil war after the Isamunism victory the commies and Islamist Radicals start a civil war. Islamist win. Cue theme music to Dune and proceed to appoint the first Padasaw Emperor. Earth begins searching for the Fabled Arrakis..... Muadib... Muadib!!

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    3. Re:Mars needs men! by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      women will be leading the mission to Mars

      Females probably make better astronauts than males purely by virtue of on average being smaller and lighter per given unit of brainpower.

    4. Re:Mars needs men! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but there's one week in every four that they become completely irrational and incapable of doing anything except bitch and eat chocolate.

  19. NASA's timeline by east+coast · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From the posting: Arthur Thompson, the head of the NASA 'rover' missions, says that people could be landing on Mars in the next twenty or thirty years

    NASA is a very slow working group. Without private industry being involved we're doomed. If we do get a solid private space industry I can see this number being as low as 10 years.

    --
    Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    1. Re:NASA's timeline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If we do get a solid private space industry I can see this number being as low as 10 years.
      Ok, you have 10 years to think of a way to actually make money by going to Mars, and extraneous randomness like inventing Velcro doesn't count. We can invent stuff like that without leaving Earth.

    2. Re:NASA's timeline by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Ok, you have 10 years to think of a way to actually make money by going to Mars

      While I do agree that making a profit is a major corporate concern it's not the only one. Bragging rights alone may be worth the cost. Not to mention tourism and mining. The planet may also be prime for certain types of manufacturing. Mars will take time to research before we get this far but someone will study it and this will lead to manned space flights. While the rovers did a great job it's simply not conclusive enough. Humans are much more efficent in this capacity.

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      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    3. Re:NASA's timeline by cubicledrone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We can invent stuff like that without leaving Earth.

      No we can't. Invention requires long-term thinking. Business doesn't think long-term any more and hasn't since the 60s. Missions to Mars are out of the question until we can think and plan beyond next week's paycheck.

      --
      Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
    4. Re:NASA's timeline by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 1

      I think it's unlikely that the first manned missions to Mars will make back anything close to what they cost. However, if a company is already making a profit from space trips for tourists, it might decide a return on the cost of those missions could be made back by selling holidays on Mars.

    5. Re:NASA's timeline by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If we do get a solid private space industry I can see this number being as low as 10 years.

      The X-Prize was created in 1996. 8 years later, the private space industry has managed to fly human beings with an astonishing 5% of the kinetic energy required just to get into earth orbit. Projecting from that, I'd say you're estimate is a tad optimistic.

    6. Re:NASA's timeline by east+coast · · Score: 1

      The X-Prize was created in 1996

      Getting to Mars will not have the limitations of the X-prize. After all, every cent of an X-prize team needs to be private. Do you think if Tide and Miller beer spends millions on getting their name on a little race car they'd not spend millions to be one of the winning teams to first enter space without government funding? If there was corporate funding of the x-prize my guess is that the only reason a craft wouldn't have made it 5 years ago is because they need to design bigger boosters to get it off the ground because the craft would be so plastered with sponcer stickers.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    7. Re:NASA's timeline by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Ok, consumer product companies are going to fund the first manned mission to Mars out of their advertising budgets. And it's going to happen within 10 years.

      I think you need to put down that glass of libertarian Kool-Aid.

    8. Re:NASA's timeline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      btw M$ supports one of the US teams set to launch OCT.

    9. Re:NASA's timeline by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Um, the X-prize entries are not in orbit. Yes, they are 90 miles above the surface of the earth, but they drop like a rock as soon as the trust is cut.

      Orbit is a process by which you are constantly falling, but your forward is so fast that the Earth is out of the road by the time you do. Orbit requires a tremendous amount of energy.

      Think about it. Satellites in low orbit traverse the earth every 90 minutes. All of the X-prize entries land roughly where they took off.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    10. Re:NASA's timeline by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Ok, consumer product companies are going to fund the first manned mission to Mars out of their advertising budgets

      You want an all or none solution and it simply won't work like that. Even NASA with it's freedom of how it spends it's budget doesn't do that. I named multiple reasons and you select the one that isn't the 100% answer? Get real.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    11. Re:NASA's timeline by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Well, that's exactly what I was saying when I pointed out that the X-Prize is only 5% of the way to orbit.

    12. Re:NASA's timeline by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > the cost of those missions could be made back by selling holidays on Mars.

      That's an awfully long holiday... How long does it take to get to Mars? Assuming progress, quarter that & it's still a long time.

      "Hey, boss, I want to go on vacation... mind if I take the next five months off?"

  20. yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and linux will be the leading os in about 5 years time

  21. Women are people too by wombatmobile · · Score: 1

    people could be landing on Mars in the next twenty or thirty years. If that is true, I estimate that within 50 years, Mars will need women.

    Maybe Mars could find some women before 50 years amongst that pool of "people".

    1. Re:Women are people too by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

      Yet another candidate for the moderation "-1: didn't get the joke"

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    2. Re:Women are people too by underpar · · Score: 1

      If you're a guy, you've almost figured out how to get a girl's heart. It's a bit too sensitive, though. We like to know our men are still men.

      If you're a girl: You go on with your bad self! We'll teach these guys some manners one of these days.

    3. Re:Women are people too by wombatmobile · · Score: 1

      "didn't get the joke"

      'Twas more an observation than an attempt at humour.

    4. Re:Women are people too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      'Twas more an observation than an attempt at humour.

      Obviously, we are dealing with someone that just doesn't get it. OK. Time to pull out the graph paper. I think I'll have to draw a 'humor map' for you.

      Start by going to the imdb link in the original submission.

      Do you see the name of the movie? Doesn't that make you laugh?

      If that doesn't make you laugh, then maybe you could click on the link that says "view trailer".

      Be patient. It will take a minute.

      Now, doesn't that trailer make you laugh?

      If not, then you are officially dead.

  22. Will Cheney live long enough? by ZipR · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mars sounds like a dreamy undisclosed location to me!

    1. Re:Will Cheney live long enough? by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1

      Taking a cue from another Mars movie, I vote we cut some corners on the life support system. Gotta pay for those tax cuts somehow, right?

      --

      "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  23. Livestock by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the livestock. No one wants to eat nothing by astronaut food.

    1. Re:Livestock by Paulrothrock · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I've thought about this. Humans on Mars, if they eat meat at all, will eat goats.

      Why? Because all three can live off of stuff we can't, and are small enough to fit inside a habitat. We eat animals because they're machines that turn grass into meat. (Why we feed cows grain is beyond me, but that's a story for another time.) Goats can eat corn stalks and carrot leaves and other such produce waste. They can also be milked, which solves the 'dairy group' problem.

      Now we just need to breed a goat that doesn't grow to a very large size, but has a good amount of meat and makes a lot of milk.

      --
      I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
    2. Re:Livestock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and, if you have goats you don't need women...

    3. Re:Livestock by Manwe's+Herald · · Score: 1

      And goats could be also used as women replacement.

      Very nice idea.

    4. Re:Livestock by rgf71 · · Score: 1

      Mares eat oats and does eat oats
      and little lambs eat ivy.

      Kid'll eat ivy, too
      Wouldn't you?

    5. Re:Livestock by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      And goats could be also used as women replacement.

      Goat sex? Hey, catchy name for a website. I could even post my ass injury jpeg collection there.

  24. Fuck Mars by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny

    *I* need women.

    As do most /.'ers.

    Are there any women even READING this stuff, let alone posting?

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    1. Re:Fuck Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There actually are a few women on Slashdot who do read and post. As for how many? Probably an extremely small number, I can only think of two or three...

    2. Re:Fuck Mars by tuxette · · Score: 1
      Are there any women even READING this stuff, let alone posting?

      Uh, yes...

      Fuck. Now I have to go look through yet another discussion to find stuff to blow my mod points on... *grumble*

      --
      People say I'm crazy, I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes...
    3. Re:Fuck Mars by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Fuck Mars
      >
      > *I* need women.
      >
      > As do most /.'ers.

      I don't know about you, but I don't need women badly enough to fuck a clump of rust at -50F. Major shrink factor there, bud.

    4. Re:Fuck Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cripes! I don't think there's many conversations you haven't been in on. A UID of 731067 and you've made over 1400 comments!!!

  25. UAC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, in 30 years, a company with the initials 'UAC' will exploit Mars.

    As though thats not already done here by other companies.

    1. Re:UAC by wastingtape · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. Not sure if i want to visit Mars now... ***whispers follow me***

  26. Sad by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a teen in the early 70's, I heard that we would be on Mars by the end of the '90's. So we would be there in only 20 years into the future. During poppa Bushs term, it was within 25 years.
    Now it 40 years later, and it will by in less than 30 years. Hell, by 2100, it will be only 50 years if we keep up with leaders like these.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    1. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a teen in the early 70's...

      Now it 40 years later...

      2004 - 40 = 1964?

    2. Re:Sad by octothorpe · · Score: 1

      I still have an old copy of Analog magazine from the late-seventies or early eighties with the cover story, "Mars by 1994?" Hell we can't even get to low earth orbit right now, ten years after that.

    3. Re:Sad by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking about that, and thinking how much history repeats itself. The chinese developed gun powder and the first real rockets. But they did not use it themselves. the germans were the first develop rockets that could do some work (the v2), but of course, they could only see one use for it. Then the Soviet and USA were using this for News media and sending bombs even faster. Once we got to the moon, Nixon killed the program. Finally, we have muddled around, and I am guessing that China will be the next country to be on the Moon. they will most likely colinize it as well.

      If there is a lesson from all this, it is too look towards the next big thing, rather than trying to hold on to what you have.

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    4. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, by 2100, it will be only 50 years if we keep up with leaders like these.

      You could always become a citizen of EU, China, or India and get there much sooner.

    5. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but 50-60 Y.O. will not be going to Mars.

    6. Re:Sad by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      But they did not use it themselves. the germans were the first develop rockets that could do some work (the v2), but of course, they could only see one use for it.

      Rockets in war go back much earlier than Nazi Germany! Have you ever listened to the USA anthem?

    7. Re:Sad by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Yes, but our rockets were simply redesigns on the Chinese rockets. Worse, our rockets did not go far. IOW, we did nothing innovative. The v2 were not based on solid fuel, but liquid fuel. it travel 100's or 1000's of miles. Big difference.

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      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    8. Re:Sad by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Yes, but our rockets were simply redesigns on the Chinese rockets.

      Funny, your other posts didn't sound British.

  27. hopefully there will be amazing leaps in lighting by darkmayo · · Score: 1

    Cause when the imps come I want to see em...

    --
    "I am a kernel in the linux army"
  28. You estimates are very optimistic by scotay · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the Mars people will get very tired of all that masturbation and gay sex well before 20 years.

    1. Re:You estimates are very optimistic by TwoPumpChump · · Score: 1

      I think the Mars people will get very tired of all that masturbation and gay sex well before 20 years.

      And those that don't will move to a tight orbit of Uranus ::rimshot::

  29. Parcels of land by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much longer until someone claims parcels of land on Mars, like the Moon. The Nevada thing that happened in the past.

  30. Contingency plans? by MightyPez · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm hoping they really plan ahead. Make sure the residents have plenty of lockers full of weapons and ammunition just in case personnel become demonic flesh eating zombies, or disembodied flaming heads.

    Oh, and don't forget to hide little closets all over the facility. Who knows when hidden closets large enough for a full sized human will come in handy?

    1. Re:Contingency plans? by wastingtape · · Score: 1

      ...and make sure that if the lockers have a password, to conviniently leave a PDA with an email detailing the password nearby.

    2. Re:Contingency plans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And bring fucking duct tape, at least large enough to tape lanterns to guns.

  31. We'll be there in 4 by mod_parent_down · · Score: 1

    Just make sure Bush Jr goes to see War of the Worlds, and watch us go on a "pre-emptive mission" to defeat the "terrorist Martians".

    1. Re:We'll be there in 4 by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      No, we'll only go if they show the Martian plains covered with oil wells.

      --
      I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
  32. The way the election is going by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder if there will be people on *Earth* in 30 years.

  33. Childhood Dreams... by 00Sovereign · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course, I remember growing up in the early '80s and hearing about how we would be on Mars soon after the turn of the millenium. Well, my ship never did arrive. I would rate this up there with the "fusion power is just around the corner" mantra.

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    "Me fail English, that's unpossible." --Ralphie
  34. doom 3.. yay ! by phreakv6 · · Score: 1

    wow... looks like doom 3's life in mars story line is comin to be true.. three cheers to Union Aerospace Corporation... that jus leaves one question.. who frags the demons ?

    --
    fifteen jugglers, five believers
    1. Re:doom 3.. yay ! by Chi+Hsuan+Men · · Score: 1

      Duke Nukem.

      His next incarnation should be out in thirty years.....

      --
      Respect It.
  35. Screw Mars.... by telstar · · Score: 1

    I'm goin' to Venus...

    1. Re:Screw Mars.... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      for a brand of love you won't live to regret?

  36. in our lifetime... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

    While a man on the moon happened for folks before us, nothing of that magnitude has happened for us, space wise. we need an ark type of craft (like in Authur C Clarke's "Rendevous with Rama") that can slowly shuttle large groups of ppl over there for exploration and settlements. If we're looking 30 years in the future, I think we'll be ready for that by then.

    Just don't name any of the onboard computers HAL...

    CB$#@)(*&^

  37. Finding Water by alatesystems · · Score: 1
    "We'll find it (water). It's there, we'll get it," he said.

    Thompson said scientists had found a canyon on Mars "that makes the Grand Canyon look like a small canyon," where water could still be present.

    How long have we been hearing that water is on mars, blah blah blah? They just assume they're going to find it. It seems to be like a Duke Nukem Forever type of thing.

    I think we should send space monkeys next.
  38. Re:**** Mars by underpar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are there any women even READING this stuff, let alone posting?

    Yes we read this stuff. You should really mind your manners if you want a woman, love.

    You might try pretending to be offended by the way women are being spoken of. We're suckers for that kind of stuff.

  39. Dupe of GWB "State of the Union" address by databoing · · Score: 1

    Where he already said this. I guess this is the guy that Dubya got the time estimate from. Since they are in agreement, we can only conclude that this is just NASA getting behind their current president because they figure he's more likely to get them more funding than the alternative.

  40. I think by kc0re · · Score: 1

    I think it's an unfair assessment to believe that once men get off this planet that we will invite women. j/k. I am of the impression that we are seriously over estimating our capabailities at this point.

  41. Yeah, right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been nearly 20 yrs and we can't even settle on an HDTV standard. This jackass believes we can make it to Mars in 30?!?! NASA must be growing some serious weed in their antigravity hydroponics labs.

  42. Mars's needs by zoeblade · · Score: 1

    Mars will need women.

    Not to mention, more specifically, mars will need lesbians.

    1. Re:Mars's needs by underpar · · Score: 1

      All the nerds there will turn the women into lesbians. What's worse, they won't let you watch.

    2. Re:Mars's needs by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      This is in fact, based on a fallacy. Lesbians and gays do not "choose" their sexual orientation. I have developed a simple proof of this, and I'm a little surprised no one else has seen this obvious truth.

      The fact is, I am amazingly good looking. Not just, hey he looks good, but like "WOW, how can I get with HIM!" kind of looks. Obviously, if sexual orientation was transitory, all other men would be gay, and any lesbians near me would revert to heterosexuality immediately. As this doesn't happen, obviously they have no choice in the matter.

      BTW, for the gay men out there, I know you want me, but I'm afraid I'm happily married (and devoted to my wife). Same thing for all the single ladies, too. Sorry, these things happen...

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
  43. Marvin by Suit_N_Tie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just hope that we can get there before Marvin the Martin blows up the Earth with his Uranium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
    Where's Duck Dodgers when you need him?!

  44. as long as your not going by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    to Uranus, I'm cool

  45. Well, I don't think so. by AltGrendel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least not America, they couldn't afford the effort. Way too costly with that defecit they've got.

    --
    The simple truth is that interstellar distances will not fit into the human imagination

    - Douglas Adams

  46. I wonder... by MadMorf · · Score: 1

    Will some little green Martian, post on a Martian sci/tech Blog...

    I for one, welcome our new alien overlords!

  47. Astronauts = men? by navegan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Um, why are we assuming that the astronauts themselves won't BE women?

    --
    ----- Vegans don't send SPAM.
    1. Re:Astronauts = men? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, because it was a joke.

    2. Re:Astronauts = men? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, why are we assuming that the astronauts themselves won't BE women?
      No, we didn't assume that. But we WILL assume that you didn't get the joke.

  48. No by cubicledrone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    people could be landing on Mars in the next twenty or thirty years.

    Sure, if we can make a "business case" for it. Otherwise people will say "what do we need that for?" and go back to their reality shows and home improvement projects.

    Some people would say this is a stagnant society. The phrase "unwiped ass" is a better description of a society obsessed with suburban paradise at the expense of every last shred of dignity and wisdom.

    --
    Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
  49. The question is ... do women need men? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do women need men?
    ...the researchers had also got a human egg cell to start dividing on its own just like an embryo.
    It sounds something like the virgin birth. Technically, it is called parthenogenesis.

  50. Boring... by borschski · · Score: 1

    Wonder how boring the 6-9 month travel would be? Though new rocket technology could make it less so and more achievable. But we'd have to take this guy so he can visit the Mars Starbucks...

  51. 35 Years Ago by turgid · · Score: 4, Insightful
    35 years ago person-kind first set foot on the Moon. They were saying exactly the same thing about going to Mars back then.

    Until we have some political will, or an oscenely rich private explorer (Bill here's a hint: do something cool with all that booty you've plundered from the hard-of-thinking PeeCee users over they years) to start the process, I'll remain skeptical.

    1. Re:35 Years Ago by Kehvarl · · Score: 2, Funny

      we just need to contrive to discover oil and be able to point to a few reports which indicate the possiblity of Mars developing WMDs.. we'd be over there in no time to find those weapons, and crush the tyranical martian dictatorship so we can get the martians started off with democracy. It wouldn't be about the oil though.

    2. Re:35 Years Ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...person-kind...

      You're a complete dumbass.

    3. Re:35 Years Ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's a person-kind? Are you saying that someone like Armstrong is only kind of a person?

    4. Re:35 Years Ago by dr.+loser · · Score: 1

      Forgive me for sounding like I'm defending Gates here, but you do know that he actually does a large amount of philanthropy, right? See the Gates Foundation , particularly their immunization efforts.

    5. Re:35 Years Ago by aggiefalcon01 · · Score: 1

      Well, Bill's more interested in fighting disease in the 3rd-world, just now. Any other zillionaires out there interested? What's Warren Beatty do with his money? Oh, and Teresa "let them go naked" Heinz has tons, too.

      --
      Global warming is neither science, nor politics. It is a religion.
    6. Re:35 Years Ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Person-kind"? This is Slashdot. Don't be politically fucking correct here.

  52. a lot of good it will do by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    when we will be out of energy by then unless we move to clean (at the point of energy production) sources of renewable or very long lasting, low impact sources of energy.

    Wind has been looked at here in the last few days. that seems doable. then there is this. from that we can get rid of fossil fuel all together and use Hydrogen for all portable power needs, and the electric grid for all static needs.

    until then, we are pretty much screwing ourselves out of any possible future that does not involve a huge population correction, and or, extinction which will be a result of our civilization falling apart.

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    I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    1. Re:a lot of good it will do by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I seriously doubt that we'd face extinction, short of a world-wide climatic effect. Yes, we'd have dead and dying people everywhere, and there would be plagues.

      However, humans are quite versatile. Our life expectancy might be shot down to the 40's, but we'd still be able to find food if there was any such thing left to be found. Unlike many animals, we can eat both meat and plants, and we're not really hindered like many species by regional boundries or climates.

      Short of world-wide universal extinction of all bugs, plants, and animals, I think we'll survive as a species. There would be regions where growing things would still be possible, and small groups of people would re-start society from the ground up. There's a fair amount of evidence that such world-wide catastrophies occured in the past (such as the supposed "atlantean distruction"), resulting in many deaths, but still people survived, formed new cultures, and 'progressed' to where we are now. They kept parts of their culture and beliefs - not necessarily in the same state that they were originally - and formed the cultures of our ancestors.

      I could see it all happening again. The western world could go to war with the east, and annihilate the large power centers of the world. The butterfly effect would take out all the other societies, wars would errupt, and disease and famine would strike. Enterprising individuals would store up goods, go into what is left of the wilderness and survive, while the lesser, weaker humans would simply try to perpetuate their futile existence and die.

      I don't imagine it would take much more than 150 years for the whole process to play out from current society to a fractured group of cultures that have formed their own identity and only have a fleeting rememberance of the previous world, taking things and twisting them into legends and religions.

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    2. Re:a lot of good it will do by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      Now that's a quite a goal for a civilization to aspire to: forever being thrown back to square one because of short-sighted thinking. : \


      -Colin

    3. Re:a lot of good it will do by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Why mess with a winning formula?

      It worked for the Mesoptamians...
      Then the Egyptians...
      And after them the Greeks...
      And after them the Romans...

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:a lot of good it will do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the future will be like it is in Mad Max and Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior. That should be required viewing for today's population. Then again, the monkeys in power don't want their sheep to get scared, do they? I'm just glad I'm in the "enterprising" category so I'm not in as volatile a position as e.g. the Somalians. What kind of life is that?

    5. Re:a lot of good it will do by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      I don't imagine it would take much more than 150 years for the whole process to play out from current society to a fractured group of cultures that have formed their own identity and only have a fleeting rememberance of the previous world, taking things and twisting them into legends and religions.

      But we'd still have the Internet to connect them together, since it will survive a nucular war! They'd meet to ROFL and LOL at each other, and all would be well... oh, on second thought, never mind. :)

      Mal-2

      --
      How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
  53. First we must... by Second_Infinity · · Score: 1

    To overcome the Overlord we must first terraform the planet.

  54. Well in that case: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't we send the GNAA!

  55. Simpson's quote: by underpar · · Score: 1

    "The moon belongs to America, and eagerly awaits the arrival of our astromen. Will you be among them?"

  56. The Ultimate Survivor series? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or will we send the detritus off this planet without establishing any means of artificial life support system? The lighter payload would minimize the costs, you know, while furthering scientific research.

  57. OT - Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a girl should get my posts moderated up regardless of how inane they are, right? I mean... I'm a girl..

    If you want to get modded up you need to list a website/homepage with pics so the geeks can see you're really a girl :)

    Of course, even if the Mods are not helping you it seems the Editors give you preferred treatment- 3 accepted submissions by someone with such a high UID number is pretty good!

  58. I'll just hop in my flying car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and scoot over to Mars.

  59. PRIORITY SCHEDULING by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Mars doesn't need women.

    Slashdot needs women.

  60. ...and let's not forget the lawyers by procrusteous · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given the typical short lived duration of marriage these days they ought to start sending the divorce lawyers right around the time they start sending the women. Or better yet, just send all the lawyers. Now there's a science fiction horror story if ever there was one: "Attack of the intellectual property lawyers from Mars."

  61. Re:Mars will need women. by Jackal82277 · · Score: 1

    20 years from know --Man arrives on Mars 23 years from know --Man populates Mars 27 years from know --Woman migrate to Mars 27.5 years from know -- Men find some reason to start traveling to Neptune !

  62. It's not that hard, people. by Tyndmyr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    twenty, thirty years? How long did it take us to get to the moon? And what have we done since then? It's quite possible, if we really want it done, give NASA a decent budget for a while, etc. However, thats got about the odds of a snowball in hell. Space just isn't sexy any more, and it's unlikely any president will give any more than nominal support. I predict space progress will be slow and relatively unspectacular for at least twenty years. Its a damn shame, too.

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  63. People could have been on Mars in the 1970s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three words: Nuclear Pulse Propulsion

  64. But will we.... by n6kuy · · Score: 1

    also take some guitars?

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    If you disagree with me on social issues, then it's pretty clear that you are a narrow-minded bigot.
  65. NASA Deep Space Monitoring Station by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tech: We're picking up a transmission. It's from... Mars!
    Manager: Oh. My. God. Lets see it!
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    All: URRGH! GOATSE!

  66. Host sentience in pod first by Thinkit4 · · Score: 1

    If we can just figure out what the thalamus does between its lobes to host sentience, recreate it in a defensive pod. Then you can live in the center of the sun if you wish.

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  67. Re:**** Mars by kernelfoobar · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm really offended by the way women are being spoken of here, it's really sexist and primitive. Besides, what make you think that women would not be there first anyhow?

    A guy...

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    Here we go again!
  68. Sure, it will need women by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

    The question is: will it ever need men?

  69. Slashdot Needs Women by Mad+Man · · Score: 4, Funny
    was Re:About time.

    And they expect the first men on mars to wait 20-30 years for the aforementioned women?


    Why not? Some Slashdotters have been waiting longer than that.
  70. Re:**** Mars by Jakhel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Irony galore. A woman posts on slashdot about the shortage of women on slashdot, actually gives advice on getting women (to those who don't already know how), and is consequently modded down to flamebait.

  71. NOW THAT'S INTERESTING by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Yvonne Craig [insert slavering sound here] was in Mars Needs Women in 1967. That same year, she debuted as Batgirl in Batman. She was 30 years old.

    THIRTY!

    Wow.

    Do you suppose she was America's first faux MILF?

  72. nothing of that magnitude has happened for us, spa by dpilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The mooon flight happened for ME. I was 13 then, and glued to the TV that whole day watching the coverage. Position the rapid progress of the Lunar mission against the-pop culture like "2001: ASO," and I actually thought I might, as an ordinary person, be able to make an admittedly expensive vacation into orbit during my lifetime.

    YOU want it during YOUR lifetime? I'd like to see us not have dropped the ball completely, during MY lifetime, which is about half-over. Hopes for middle-class-afordable orbital access are pretty much shot. Heck, hopes for continuing existence of the middle class seem to be going down the drain, too.

    As for a ark? For Mars, I favor the "Pork Chop Express," (with a wink'n'nod to Kurt Russell, in "Big Trouble In Little China") named after the so-called pork-chop plot of Earth/Mars transit orbits. Picture a habitat (or several) of some sort remaining in the Earth/Mars transition orbit.
    When the right time comes around, boost from Earth and match speed with the habitat. Get in and ride to Mars. At Mars, get out and de-boost in another vehicle into Mars orbit.

    The key is to boost your Earth/Mars transfer vehicle (the habitat) into that orbit *once*. Thereafter, you only boost people and supplies. That lets the habitat become more spacious and better shielded, since its recurring costs are lowered. The trip is supposed to be the worst part, after all. There's only an opportunity for Mars every two years or so, but the window is a few months wide. Eventually it would be nice to have several transfer habitats.

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  73. Yes by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    I if suppose you have the luxury of economic freedom to begin with, you can force someone else to prove to you that is has to be profitable first. We are all Ferengi here. Furthermore since when does capitalism display dignity and display wisdom? The forced economic classes that it creates can only be called dignifying to the rich and the quickly shrinking remnants of the middle class. It certainly is not for the poor. Where is there any wisdom displayed in an economic process that forces an entire class of people to live out their lives scraping enough money together to put food in their children's mouths?

    If that is dignity and wisdom, I am all for shredding it!

    1. Re:Yes by cubicledrone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Furthermore since when does capitalism display dignity and display wisdom?

      All the time, provided there are no artificial limits placed on it.

      The forced economic classes that it creates can only be called dignifying to the rich and the quickly shrinking remnants of the middle class.

      Wasn't always that way. There actually used to be a middle class back when people had careers instead of temp jobs. Almost anyone who put in a day's work could earn an honest wage and afford a home. Now, the median price for a home is almost a half million dollars and the average job lasts less than 18 months.

      There will be no further significant space exploration because business decides everything and there are no money grabs available.

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    2. Re:Yes by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      Furthermore since when does capitalism display dignity and display wisdom?

      All the time, provided there are no artificial limits placed on it.

      The forced economic classes that it creates can only be called dignifying to the rich and the quickly shrinking remnants of the middle class.

      Wasn't always that way. There actually used to be a middle class back when people had careers instead of temp jobs. Almost anyone who put in a day's work could earn an honest wage and afford a home. Now, the median price for a home is almost a half million dollars and the average job lasts less than 18 months.

      I am having difficulty reconciling your two statements, as both temp jobs and housing prices are a direct consequence of market forces at work. Yet, you seem to feel that they are undesirable, while the capitalism that produces these market forces produces predominately desirable results.

      There will be no further significant space exploration because business decides everything and there are no money grabs available.

      The "big business" which you take exception to is the natural end result of unfettered capitalism. A perfect capitalist entity acts to maximize its profit, and dominating a market, degrading produced value to the minimum that consumers will accept, and paying workers the minimum that they will tolerate, is the best way to do that. It is only _through_ artificial limits like anti-trust laws and labour laws that these harmful effects are kept in check (albeit imperfectly).

      Over-regulation of business has its own problems, but a purely capitalist system with no artificial checks would very rapidly produce a _horrible_ quality of life for the majority (those who didn't come out on top of the pile when trying to amass vast wealth).

      It's bad news for the space program either way, of course. There's nothing obviously profitable enough out there for business to want to go after, so in a money-dominated system, the space program languishes. We're also lacking a determined and sufficiently credible political rival going after space targets, so the government isn't going to strongly back a space effort in a government-dominated system. Even if scientists _could_ make an argument for it being a good research investment to send humans out to Mars (or even a LEO station), they don't have enough clout under either system to make much difference.

      Big, flashy space projects will come back when China convinces the US government that it really might beat them to a moon or mars race within a couple of election terms, or when launch costs lower by enough orders of magnitude to make marginal or speculative payoffs attractive to business. In a few decades, either one might happen, but neither is the case now.

      Cynical, aren't I?

  74. Re:**** Mars by underpar · · Score: 1

    Perfect! You showed that you can be sensitive yet remain manly and condecending. Go you!

  75. Carnivore Mutant Martian Babies Invade Earth! by h00manist · · Score: 0

    2034 - Man arrives on Mars

    2054 - Woman arrives on Mars

    2055 - Babies on Mars. Martians!

    2070 - Martians teens are fifteen years old.

    2071 - Bored Martian teens reproduce widly and give birth to mutated children. Lack of protein in Mars diet and modified gravity are blamed for newborn's long teeth and odd digestive systems. Martian mothers go into hiding in Mars desert.

    2073 - Eighteen-year-old Martian teenagers on Mars.

    2073 - Millions of Martian teenagers, now at Legal Space Travel driving age, desperately drive babies to with long fangs and Meat-starved constitution to Earth.

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  76. Mars by 1980. Right. by Animats · · Score: 1
    In 1970, NASA was talking about putting people on Mars by 1980. Now they want 20 to 30 years.

    This is as bad as fusion power, which has been twenty years away since 1955 or so. Worse, actually; the fusion people are making some progress.

    1. Re:Mars by 1980. Right. by kippy · · Score: 1

      the reason it didn't happen back then was because the president killed manned space exploration.

      There is no tech that we don't have that we need to get to Mars affordibly and quickly.

  77. must...resist...urge...to....troll... by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny
    For the price of the war in Iraq ($100 billion) we could have gone to mars 10 times over 15 years

    Yeah, but how does Halliburton make money off of us sending people to Mars?

    1. Re:must...resist...urge...to....troll... by turgid · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but how does Halliburton make money off of us sending people to Mars?

      By supplying the kerosene to get the stuff and construction workers into low earth orbit?

    2. Re:must...resist...urge...to....troll... by Idylwyld · · Score: 1

      Actually alot of Haliburton's products and subsidiary services companies could very easily be used to support a Martian colony. The only problem is nobody would want to use their stuff.

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      "Secrecy is the Beginning of Tyranny" "No intelligent man has any respect for an unjust law" -Robert Heinlein
    3. Re:must...resist...urge...to....troll... by slew · · Score: 1

      Just replace Halliburton with Boeing, Lockheed Martin, Ball Aerospace, etc, etc...

      Also, it's interesting that people somehow think their porkbarrel spending programs won't have the bureaucratic waste that those other porkbarrel spending programs have...

      Bureaucratic waste is a fact of government existence and needs to be factored into any program.

      Here's one for ya just for grins...

    4. Re:must...resist...urge...to....troll... by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      You may have thought you were joking, but you weren't!

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      The real Captain Avatar is a fictional character, so I suppose he doesn't mind if I impersonate him.
    5. Re:must...resist...urge...to....troll... by MacGod · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but how does Halliburton make money off of us sending people to Mars?

      By exploiting the Martians and stealing their oil, duh!

      --
      "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein
  78. Some nerd's only chance by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey baby. I'm the only man on the planet.

    www.geocities.com/James_Sager_PA

  79. Don't rule it out, though by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 1

    I agree it's unlikely, but it's not absolutely impossible. Nobody here seems to be considering the P.R. aspect of manned spaceflight.

    It's very useful to US foreign policy to be well-regarded by the rest of the planet. For most of the late 20th Century, its role as "leader" in the Cold War helped maintain goodwill in Western Europe and parts of Asia. You can argue about whether that goodwill was deserved, but that's really beside the point. It's gone.

    The US (by which I mean its government and policies, not the general public) is now viewed with some mixture of fear, loathing and frustration by almost everyone else. Its current "War on Terror" is doing far more to inflame tensions and increase risk than to mitigate them. The other major "crisis", climate change, requires action so diametrically opposed to US corporate culture that I fully expect to to see Belgium colonize Alpha Centauri before anything constructive gets done.

    Which leaves space. The Apollo Project had a huge psychological impact on the global psyche. It was, and remains, one of the great heroic achievements of the human species, and it was done by Americans. (Well, and Germans.)

    I think Mars could be the same. If US foreign policy continues racking up "blowback" at its current rate, that could become very attractive to a US president.

    1. Re:Don't rule it out, though by StevenHenderson · · Score: 1
      You make some excellent points, but I think that the global climate during the events you refer to is different than it is now. Now, people view NASA and space exploration with jaded cynicism, rather than with a sense of wonder. As sad as it is, people would much rather worry about the price of gas at the pump than interplanetary exploration. I think that given the world we live in now, increased space program funding would be viewed as a waste of money rather than good PR.

      I think if people are going to get excited about space again, it will take a successful completion of X-prize trials, but then privatization might be encouraged.

    2. Re:Don't rule it out, though by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 1

      "Now, people view NASA and space exploration with jaded cynicism, rather than with a sense of wonder."

      True, but surely that's largely because for the last three decades NASA has been floundering and directionless, more concerned with their budget than with actually achieving anything worth a damn. If JFK had announced Apollo as a heroic national endeavour to wash his socks by the end of the decade, at a cost of billions, I suspect people would have been pretty jaded and cynical even then.

      Give us something to get excited about, and we'll get excited.

      Good point about the X-Prize, which has certainly reignited public interest in space, but Mars is going to need government investment for the forseeable future. Not enough money in it.

      "I think that given the world we live in now, increased space program funding would be viewed as a waste of money rather than good PR."

      Shrug. A significant Mars mission could be accomplished with current technology for a small fraction of what the current Iraq war has cost, and wouldn't kill large numbers of people or turn the US into an international pariah. Again, don't rule it out.

  80. Re:**** Mars by kernelfoobar · · Score: 1

    SCORE!!

    It's all in the middle way: sensitively condescending.
    [voice="wheel chair guy in Family Guy"]YEAH, GO ME!!!!![/voice]

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  81. Mars Direct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read about a plan once to send people to Mars cheaply and quickly. It's in a book... but I can't remember the name. I think it is called "The Case for Mars". The website is . This is the absolute best plan I have ever seen for manned Mars missions.

    qw0ntum

  82. We need flying cars! by Animats · · Score: 1
    We need a project to inspire us, and bring back optimism about the future.

    We need flying cars.

    There's no reason a flying car can't be built. Just because Moller has been botching it for forty years doesn't mean it can't be done. Hiller did it in the 1950s. The big problems back then were stability and the poor power/weight ratio of reciprocating engines. Both of those problems have been solved.

    If Rutan built one, it would work. One good prototype flying car would turn things around.

    1. Re:We need flying cars! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Informative
      There are a lot of problems with flying cars as a concept, before you even work out the implementations. Are you going to trust an aircraft to a population that can't be bothered to change the oil? Where are they going to take off and land from? How are you going to coordinate millions of these things trying to get back and forth from work?

      For your information, stability and poor power/weight is the START of problems. And they haven't been solved. A stable aircraft is very fuel inefficient and slow. A fast and fuel efficient design isn't very stable. It's a fact of life. Power requires fuel. What good is a thrust to weight ratio greater than one if you can't make it past the end of the driveway without a top-off?

      Hiller's car demonstrated 2 critical facts that doom any subsequent attempts to wed a car and a plane. First: for all the trouble of getting a pilot's license, most people opt for the real thing. Second: design properties for a good car are almost mutually exclusive with the design requirements of a good airplane.

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    2. Re:We need flying cars! by Animats · · Score: 1
      I'm not saying it would be cost-effective. It would be a curiosity. It might sell to the crowd that purchases insanely expensive cars and executive helicopters. It would make a stretch limo or a Hummer look cheap. There'd never be very many of them.

      It's the symbolism. It's needed as a symbol of the future.

  83. The Human Costs by WombatControl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know this is off topic, but I cannot stand when people make such arguments as the one you just made.

    The war in Iraq was not a dichotomy in which we got to war and Iraqi civilians die or we don't and Iraqi civilians live. It was a choice between going to war and risking the lives of thousands of Iraqis or not and leaving 25 million to the whims of Saddam. Even the most conservative estimates had Saddam killing tens of thousands of Iraqis every year. Amnesty International estimated 24,000 dead Iraqis every year from a combination of Saddam Hussein and crippling sanctions.

    So, we could go to Mars and leave 25 million people in abject tyranny at the hands of a crazed madman with ambitions to become the next Saladin, or we could remove that dictator and give the Iraqi people a chance at freedom and save far more lives than were lost.

    This sort of simplistic dichotomy on the war is exceptionally disgusting, akin to Holocaust denial. I've met Iraqis who have suffered under Saddam Hussein, and they will all tell you that as bad as Iraq is now, the horror of living under Saddam's totalitarianism was far worse.

    Besides, who knows - in 30 years we could be launching Mars missions from the Baghdad Cosmodrome thanks to an Iraqi scientist who beforehand would have been working on designs for dirty bombs or chemical munitions.

    1. Re:The Human Costs by at_18 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amnesty International estimated 24,000 dead Iraqis every year from a combination of Saddam Hussein and crippling sanctions.

      Amnesty International also estimated about 500,000 iraq children dead from international sanctions, a figure that Rice said it was "worth it". So, instead of removing the sanctions, I guess the right solution is to start bombing the country. Funny how at the start of the war no one was talking about saving Iraqis, but only about making America safe from WMDs.

    2. Re:The Human Costs by Stevyn · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I doubt if the sanctions were removed the kids would be fed. Saddam was stealing billions from the oil for food (backwards?) program.

      The war was justified. Just because it wasn't in and out like everyone hoped doesn't make it a failure. Lots of Americans lost their lives, and we should focus on remembering them, not preaching that they died for nothing simply because a lot of them died.

    3. Re:The Human Costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, given that Saddam made sure the UN oil for food money went to those 500000 starving children in lieu of building a few more palaces, removing the international sanctions would have fixed everything else up too..

    4. Re:The Human Costs by Tonytheloony · · Score: 1

      leaving 25 million to the whims of Saddam
      As opposed to the whims of muslim fundamentalists and murderers rampaging around as of now?
      I've met Iraqis who have suffered under Saddam Hussein, and they will all tell you that as bad as Iraq is now, the horror of living under Saddam's totalitarianism was far worse.
      Anecdotal "evidence". And I'm not sure I even believe you know any iraqis. But please explain how things were worst in 1989 for the average iraqi?
      And why only stop Saddam? The world is choke full of murderous dictators.

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    5. Re:The Human Costs by bhima · · Score: 1

      OK how about this argument: "we Fed-Ex most of population of Earth to Mars for what we now spend blowing each other up"

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    6. Re:The Human Costs by Qwavel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > This sort of simplistic dichotomy on the war is exceptionally disgusting, akin to Holocaust denial.

      Hummm. Aren't you going a bit far with that one?

      After all, if you just try, you can see his point: he is giving the US perspective.

      Bush, and most supports of the war, did not go because of the Amnesty International reports that you mention. If you think that then please do a little reading of recent history or foreign policy. For example read about the obstacles that people like Gore had to overcome to get action in Yugoslavia.

      The fact that Iraqi's were being tortured was relevant to the Iraqi's themselves, to a few bleeding heart liberals in the US and around the world, to Christopher Hitchens, and maybe a bit to Tony Blair. But it was irrelevant to the US supporters of the war until after their other motivations fell apart.

      If you have $100 billion to spend on good deeds, you could easily save 1000's of times more people without invading a country.

    7. Re:The Human Costs by bhima · · Score: 1
      whoops!

      "we could Fed-Ex most of population of Earth, to Mars for what we now spend on blowing each other up"

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      Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
    8. Re:The Human Costs by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sigh, I wasn't going to get involved with this one, but I can't resist.

      1) Amnesty International assessed no such thing as a "saddam and sanctions" count. Amnesty did assess that the *sanctions* killed about 1 1/2 million people, of which about 500,000 were children. However, the US continually called this number way too high when we were supporting the sanctions - do you suddenly believe it?

      Furthermore, the hospitals are *still* devastated, some even worse due to postwar looting. The water system is still in shambles. There's more military waste scattering the country. Consequently, people are still dying like they were before.

      2) "Even the most conservative estimates had Saddam killing tens of thousands of Iraqis every year". Completely wrong - and, has been demonstrated thusfar. The mass graves found in Iraq contain 3-4 thousand bodies. The largest of them - over thousand bodies - was from the shia uprising. Most of the other graves were either from the shia uprising or the Iran-Iraq war. Some bodies did show signs of summary execution, but it's nothing near like what you described.

      Are we just not finding the graves? Doubtful. We're not only locating them from local testimony, but by doing satellite spectral analysis of the soil. Disturbed soil exposes gypsum, so you can see where people have dug.

      Most of the inflated counts were arrived at due to including the people killed and missing during the Iran-Iraq war - a war which, might I add, the US supported.

      > at the hands of a crazed madman

      Please, by all means, demonstrate that he is a "crazed madman". Offer us your diagnosis. Meanwhile, please diagnose Islam Karimov and the other brutal dictators who we're not simply ignoring, but actually supporting. Karimov's security services put to shame the sort of generic middle-eastern torture centers that we found in Iraq; his actually *boiled people to death* (the bodies have been autopsied).

      > or we could remove that dictator and give the Iraqi people a chance at freedom

      Yeah, they're really grateful, aren't they? Perhaps I should put you in touch with a few Iraqis, and let them tell you how truly grateful they are. I'll have to warn you, one of them was just carjacked a few weeks ago, another had a cousin's husband kidnapped and ransomed earlier this year, and another had a good friend of his almost killed by US forces while reporting about a US convoy for the Guardian (everyone who took shelter from the helicopters that returned in the place that he sheltered were all killed - an al-Arabiya journalist, a man trying to save his kid brother, etc) - so they may not take too kindly to your rosy assessments.

      > I've met Iraqis who have suffered under Saddam Hussein

      Imagine, expats supporting regime change in their parent country! No way! I guess Costa Rica should overthrow the US government, because when I was down there, all the expat Americans I knew hated Bush and wanted him kicked out.

      BTW, when was the last time that you talked to them, and do they have family over there right now?

      > in 30 years we could be launching Mars missions from the Baghdad Cosmodrome

      Yes - people who daily get to see their countrymen fragged, are going to welcome us with open arms. Sure.

      > who beforehand would have been working on designs for dirty bombs or chemical munitions

      Yeah! That's it, nations build "dirty bombs". Ok, you just proudly displayed your ignorance there. And as for the chemical munitions - where are these vast stockpiles that Saddam had the country teeming with? The whole zero scientists working on them would do a great job building zero rockets.

      You know, in the middle ages, when people set out to find a witch, they usually found one.

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      I was watching this thing on TV about some guy named Hitler. Someone should stop him!
    9. Re:The Human Costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Even the most conservative estimates had Saddam killing tens of thousands of Iraqis every year. Amnesty International estimated 24,000 dead Iraqis every year from a combination of Saddam Hussein and crippling sanctions."

      It would be interesting to compare this figure to the number of people who are executed in our prisons every year + the number of americans who die homeless in our streets.

    10. Re:The Human Costs by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

      Only looking at the end result is not the way to judge the war (and the end result isn't looking too good either btw).

      The question is not just was the war in the end a good thing on balance for the Iraqies, but how did we go to war in the first place.

      Here are some facts that need to be taken into account:

      The administration claimed Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and was planning on acquiring nuclear weapons.

      The administration further claimed that Iraq would use these weapons on America, or give them to Al Qaeda to use on America (whom, it was claimed they had a relationship with).

      The administration then lobbied congress to give it the ability to use force, as a means to back up its threats against Saddam to reveal his weapons or face 'dire consequences'. Congress agreed in order to give the administration the strongest hand in forcing Saddam.

      When Saddam refused to reveal them (because it turns out didn't have them) then the United States was forced to go to war or else it would have failed to back up its threat.

      Now, the questions become:

      A) Did the administration know whether or not Saddam had weapons before the war? If it knew he did not, then the administration lied to Congress who would not have backed the resolution authorizing force.

      B) Did the administration know that the Iraq - Al Qaeda link was tenuous at best (if existant at all), and thus that the risk of Saddam passing weapons was very unlikely. (Indeed it is obvious to many that it would make no sense for him to pass the weapons because it would ensure his, and his country's, destruction).

      If either A or B is true then the Iraqi war was the greatest breach of the public trust in the nation's history, and no matter how well it turns out it is unjustifiable.

      If, however, they both turn out to be false then at least the administration's basis for the war was believed true at its beginning.

      There is of course still the argument of whether or not it was justifiable EVEN WITH A and B both being true.

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    11. Re:The Human Costs by blighter · · Score: 1
      I don't usually comment on these political flamewars, but the argument that because we can't stop every evil person we shouldn't stop any is particularly specious.

      Would you argue that because the police don't catch every murderer they shouldn't bother stopping any?

      There are lots of good points to be made both for an against the war in Iraq, but arguing that because we can't do everything we should do nothing is just idiotic.

    12. Re:The Human Costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would, because it would be a minsicule number, despite the fact that the US has a much larger population.

    13. Re:The Human Costs by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Whether or not the war was right or wrong is going to be a matter for history books. If 50 years from now Iraq looks like Japan, I doubt anyone will think too long and hard about the war. I recall when the US started to bomb Serbia. At the time the UN did not consent to the action (they consented later, after the bombing began) and there was a large public outcry. Now Serbia is well on the road to democracy and the horrible genocide that was taking place is over. No one questions in hind sight if it was a good or bad thing to go into Serbia.

      Iraq is no different from Serbia in this regards. We can argue to death whether or not the justification was correct, but the real test will be when we look about 10 or 20 years from now. If Iraq is a vibrant Democracy smack dab in the middle of the Middle East, it will have been worthwhile. If it looks more like Talaban, then we will remember it with about as much fondess as Somalia.

      Personally, I think it was a mistake, but I am completely open to the possibility that it wasn't should 10 years from now Iraq turn out to be a thriving Democracy. If you want a real test that is going to either shut everyone up or throw more flames on the fire, watch the Iraqi elections. I have a feeling we are going to know which way things have swung a in less then six months.

    14. Re:The Human Costs by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      Would you argue that because the police don't catch every murderer they shouldn't bother stopping any?

      I'd argue that the police should catch the guy in the clocktower mowing down civilians instead of the ex-policeman who shot a guy he thought was robbing his house.

      Explanation: There are a lot more really bad people out there. Like Kim Jong Il. Why not go after him instead of Saddam who, until 1991, was our buddy? Pyongyang was much closer to a Nuke, and much worse for its people.

      I'll tell you why: We're crackwhores and Saudi Arabia is our pimp and dealer. We'll do anything to make sure the Saudis keep selling us that sweet, sweet liquid love (petroleum).

      Not to mention the fact that if we invaded North Korea, China would stop taking our money in exchange for abusing its workers and environment to make stuff cheaper.

      It's all very logical. Psychopathic, but logical.

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    15. Re:The Human Costs by blighter · · Score: 1
      Your use of "crackwhore" and "liquid love" in the same sentence has left me with positively pornographic images in my head. ;)

      BTW, I agree with you on China's abysmality (is that a word? should be.) and the Ill-ness of the Il regime is uncontestable. Your arguments would be some of the many good ones against the war to which I alluded in my post.

      The post I was responding to, however, seemed to make the simple point that we should not remove Saddam because we're not removing all the other bad guys.

      Arguing that we should remove the more dangerous ones first and that Saddam doesn't fit the bill is valid. Arguing that we shouldn't remove any of them unless we're going to remove all of them is not.

      To slightly modify your analogy, I agree that the police should take out the guy in the clock tower before they take out the potentially menacing guy on the corner. But saying that they shouldn't take either of them out unless they take both of them out is still idiotic.

    16. Re:The Human Costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is so hypocritical it makes me sick. Let's suppose, just for a second, that those lives actually played a role in starting the war. I'm a geek, so I'll calculate, not rant.

      About 26.800 humans die of starvation and thirst every day. An even higher number die because of lack of health care and education, 6.200 a day of AIDS alone.

      $100 billion could save hundreds of millions of lives over several years. Sharp slaps on the wrists of corrupt leaders in various Third World countries, and minimal development spending, could easily save as many lives as the Iraq War did for less than a percent of the price. What makes an Iraqi life a hundred times more valuable than a Sudanese one? Surely not oil, right?

      On a day where you feel particularly bitter, remember those ~26.800 people starved on 9/11, too.

    17. Re:The Human Costs by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Amnesty International also estimated about 500,000 iraq children dead from international sanctions

      Then Amnesty International is full of idiots. Read the text of the UN proclamations and you will see that medicine, educational material, etc was SPECIFICALLY EXCLUDED. Also you will find that there was a little thing called "food for oil" which meant that Iraq got food for its oil exports instead of cash which it could spend on weapons. The sanctions killed no-one. On the other hand, Saddam Hussein, taking out his anger at sanctions on helpless innocents did.

      Funny how at the start of the war no one was talking about saving Iraqis, but only about making America safe from WMDs.

      Yeah I agree with you that the WMD argument wa stupid. They should've just said Saddam is a genocidal maniac and he needs to be gotten rid of. Aye, and then we should've gone after Mugabe.

    18. Re:The Human Costs by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't usually comment on these political flamewars, but the argument that because we can't stop every evil person we shouldn't stop any is particularly specious.

      Would you argue that because the police don't catch every murderer they shouldn't bother stopping any?

      There are lots of good points to be made both for an against the war in Iraq, but arguing that because we can't do everything we should do nothing is just idiotic.


      The police, from what I've seen, actually make an attempt to catch every murderer. They may not succeed, but they sure try. They don't tell all the families of poor victims, "sorry, but we just don't have the resources to solve this heinous crime, so we're just going to ignore it. Oh, gotta go! Someone just robbed the mayor's Mercedes!".

      Saddam had one of the largest land armies in the world before the US got involved. However, the genocide in Darfur is being perpetrated by a gang of militants with guns. Mugabe doesn't exactly have a large military either. Why aren't we getting involved in these small fights where we should have a very easy time toppling the governments? I imagine it's because those poor farmers in Darfur aren't sitting on any oil.

    19. Re:The Human Costs by bckrispi · · Score: 1
      Amnesty International also estimated about 500,000 iraq children dead from international sanctions

      Don't blame the sanctions for the deaths that Saddam caused. The oil-for-food/medicine program was in place to alleviate the Iraqi peoples' suffering. I suppose it was America's fault that all the money generated from this program (billions of dollars) was stolen by Saddam's regime and never made it to the people it was intended for.

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    20. Re:The Human Costs by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      But saying that they shouldn't take either of them out unless they take both of them out is still idiotic.

      Of course that's true. However, there are far cheaper ways to keep them from harming others. We could have contained Iraq. We could have not given Saddam our support to begin with. We could have negotiated with him and North Korea. If we really value life, we would not take actions that increase death in the world. We would pursue a middle path, one that neither causes more suffering, nor allows more suffering to take place.

      Of course, I'm a Buddhist surrounded by a sea of people crying "Death to the infidels!"

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    21. Re:The Human Costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a hypothesis, but with all the people (foreign and domestic) out there heinously attacking any military involvement by the US, I think, the US government tries very hard to avoid any military involvement unless it is absolutely necessary and beneficial! Just a hypothesis.

    22. Re:The Human Costs by forlornhope · · Score: 1
      I'll tell you why: We're crackwhores and Saudi Arabia is our pimp and dealer. We'll do anything to make sure the Saudis keep selling us that sweet, sweet liquid love (petroleum).

      I'll tell you something else, You're Michael Moore's crackwhore believing in his psychopathic conspiracy theories. Seriously, there is no conspiracy. If you want some good explanation on why all that crap in Fahrenheit 9/11 is false(Or a good part of it), try here http://www.davekopel.com/Terror/Fiftysix-Deceits-i n-Fahrenheit-911.htm

      Until then stop smoking his crack, its bad for you.
      Also about your comment about China, China wouldn't care if we invaded NK, the reason we don't is because it would be a blood bath and really doesn't gain anyone anything(and Im not talking monitarialy). Right now we are doing the right thing in just watching them closely and letting them tie a noose around their own necks. It wont be 5 years before NK colapses and there is one democratic Korea. Also you should note, China would acctually invite this because it would open up the country to all its goods and China and Korea would probably be eachother's top trading partners.
      If you don't believe me when I say that NK is going to collapse, check out the simularities between Korea and Germany of the late 1980's. Its going to happen in a very simular fassion, the only problem is NK's huge army, but I figure China won't let them do too much damage without interviening or SK, Japan, and the U.S., or all 4, will keep control of the situation in some way.
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    23. Re:The Human Costs by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      This is simply factually incorrect. Multiple reasons were listed for the war against Iraq. WMD was one reason. Saddam's brutal tyranny was another. Eliminating Iraq as a terrorist-sponsoring state was a third. Providing stability to the Middle-East by putting a democratic Muslim nation there was a fourth. Eliminating a homicidal megalomaniac who tried once before to obtain nuclear weapons (the Israelis bombed that reactor in the 80s) and who would try again given half a chance was a fifth reason.

      Another lie is that no WMD were found. We have found WMD, just not as much as we thought. We've discovered caches of Sarin in warheads (I guess since it was only enough to kill 40,000 people, it wasn't really WMD). We've found chemical suits and chemical warfare gear in large amounts. We've discovered a complete WMD program in place that could have ramped to full production in as little as six months.

      What we did not find were large stockpiles of existing chemical weapons. That does not mean they aren't there. With Iran actively funding and working with the remnants of the old Iraqi regime and terrorist groups to destablisize the new Iraqi government, many people who would know where these things are may simply still be too afraid to talk.

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    24. Re:The Human Costs by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      You know, in the middle ages, when people set out to find a witch, they usually found one.

      You know, you're right! I bet those WMD's turn up Any Day Now. I'm surprised it's taken the Bushies this long to pla^W find them.

      (Ok, now if I can just find the correct [sarcasm] tag, I should be safe to hit submi...

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    25. Re:The Human Costs by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      They sure didn't try hard to avoid military involvement in Iraq.

      Why did we go there? Was it absolutely necessary or beneficial?

      Reason before the war: "He's making WMDs!"
      This has been completely disproven.

      Reason after the war: "He was really bad! He killed his own people!" (according to a recent Slashdot poster).
      Well, as I've pointed out, they're doing the same, and worse, in Darfur and in many other parts of the world. But we're not getting involved.

      Maybe all these people are "heinously" (I think you meant another word here, I hope) attacking US military involvement simply because such involvement ONLY happens when US economic interests are threatened, and NOT when there's a true humanitarian reason to use force. Maybe if the US didn't lie so much about its intentions and reasons, people wouldn't be so critical of them.

    26. Re:The Human Costs by david.gilbert · · Score: 1
      Executions in the USA by year:

      http://www.amnestyusa.org/abolish/listbyyear.do

    27. Re:The Human Costs by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      Ever since WWII we've backed the Saudi Royal family in exchange for their continued oil exportation. This is a well-known fact, not a conspiracy. While we invade Iraq for "democracy," we ignore Saudi Arabia's human rights abuses.

      Let me put it in a way that a warmonger will understand: Oil is a strategic resource that we have to protect. Saudi Arabia has the most oil in the world, so we have to make sure that their country is stable, regardless of how it affects the people there.

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    28. Re:The Human Costs by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      I believe Clinton's attack dog Albright was quoted in the 1990s that the death rate from Iraq sanctions was "collateral damage" and hence as acceptable as Rice finds it today. The problem isn't Rice; it's the system she supports and serves. It's an Imperial death machine. What else did you expect for your tax dollars?

      As for "saving Iraqis" or "WMDs", it really doesn't matter. The American Empire is being lead by a pro-Zionist group of oil barons, and they strongly believe in the methods of Theocratic Fascism. America is the perfect place for these people, given the size of the American military combined with the degenerate stupidity of the people who form it. To get these "Imperial legions" moving, any lie will do. They drop tons of bombs, clutching their crucifix necklaces, all while singing patriotic songs about how wonderful a people they are.

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  84. Movie Trialer Mars Needs Women by 888+Geek+Help · · Score: 1

    Here is the trailer for Mars Nees Women.
    Links to stream only.
    Microsoft MPEG-4 Video Codec V3
    http://release.theplatform.com/content.select?pid= yOGFVb3zogHOTy-11jT4AJsZbtp0B9dn&UserName=internet videoarchive

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  85. Women on Mars? by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one, welcome our new female overlords.

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    1. Re:Women on Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      On Soviet Mars, the women need you!

  86. 20 years.... unless we invite Russia to help by Jtheletter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Seriously. There were also glorious predictions for the International Space Station. It was actually going to be a massive sprawling habitat of modules and panels and experiments - I drolled over "artist's rendition" paintings as a kid growing up. Now, in reality, we have a half assed understaffed flying crapshoot that doesn't even have oxygen producers with a living engineering support staff.

    And why? Among other reasons, one of the biggest in terms of setbacks has been relying on Russia for technology, manpower, and funding. This is not a let's-bash-Russia troll, I think this points to directly to serious project management issues at NASA, and if we can't get a sealed stable environment orbiting our planet, how do we expect to pack a crew into a ship and send it 36 million miles away and be anything other than an extraterrestrial coffin?

    I love space exploration, I want people on Mars, I want habitats on the moon, I want shuttles flying weekly between the ISS and MoonPod 1, but it's never gonna happen if NASA can't get its act together enough to do something as obvious and QA process basic as asking "Gee, Yakov, I've never seen an oxygen system like this before, do we have the specs on that?"
    Granted, in space just about every system is critical, but I'd put O2 scrubbers pretty damn high on my list of priorities, why wasn't it on theirs?

    We need to do this thing smart, and to do that we've got to do it incrementally. Speaking as a software engineer for complex automated systems, if you skip design phases you're guaranteed to have problems down the line. So let's not skip phases, let's fix the shuttle fleet, to fix the space station and get it on track. Let's go back to the moon and run some long term sorties, build a moon base, shuttle between base and station. We need real world (moon) experience with extraterrestrial habitation before we pick 6 of our country's finest minds to asphyxiate in the cold black of interplanetary space.

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    1. Re:20 years.... unless we invite Russia to help by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I would like to point out that since the Columbia accident, the U.S. is holding up construction. We weren't batting 1000 before the accident either. They may have had budget and manpower problems, but their technology is pretty rock solid. We bet all our eggs on the space shuttle. We lost.

      As far as the incremental approach, it's crap. The complexities of trans-planetary flight are a quantum leap above that of orbital flight. Most of the conditions in orbit can be re-created on the ground. (Ok, maybe not zero-g. But certainly the sealed environment.)

      What incremental development gives you is an illusion of progress. Just look at the shuttle. We have dumped 30 years and countless billions into it's development. We have nothing to show for it. It has fewer capabilities than the Apollo program. It costs more to launch. The vehicle is starting to make the Russian program safe by comparison.

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    2. Re:20 years.... unless we invite Russia to help by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Interesting
      First off, I'll appologize/set aside the whole Russia argument, sometimes a good rant just needs someplace to start and with the recent oxygen scrubber issue fresh in my mind Russia was the springboard for my venting. However, as I recall most of the major delays pre-Columbia we due to Russia. What I'm calling out at fault is NASA's poor administration that keeps letting those types of things happen.

      Now, let's get into some rebuttal:
      " As far as the incremental approach, it's crap. The complexities of trans-planetary flight are a quantum leap above that of orbital flight. "
      A perfect contradiction in just two sentences. You claim the incremental approach is "crap," and then proceed to point out the (very true) fact that trans-planetary flight is orders of magnitude harder to pull off than orbital. So, would you have us just build an interplanetary shuttle and send it off someplace w/o first sending all the sattelites, then orbiters, then landers/rovers that we have over the years? That makes no sense. If you aim directly for your goal in such a massive undertaking you're going to miss. Period.

      The biggest argument one can give in favor of a step-wise path to Mars is that we know there are going to be unaccounted-for problems along the way, without a doubt it's a lot faster, easier, and cheaper to solve those problems running prep missions between here and the moon than between here and Mars. For one, signal delay is shorter, we'll know within 3 seconds if something goes wrong, rather than 6 minutes, that gives us time to react, study, and correct a problem before it possibly ruins the entire mission. Also, it takes 5 days to get to the moon, on closest orbit we're at least IIRC 5 months from Mars. If something goes wrong, or a design needs correction you'll know in a week instead of half a year, which cuts down development time.

      " What incremental development gives you is an illusion of progress. Just look at the shuttle. We have dumped 30 years and countless billions into it's development. We have nothing to show for it. It has fewer capabilities than the Apollo program. It costs more to launch. "
      Your points about the shuttle are valid, but they do not prove incremental development gives only the illusion of progress. For one, the shuttle program was designed to be our answer to space flight, not a first step in some greater space vehicle program. It was created as a one-stop-shop for getting payloads and people to and from space, nothing more. NASA dropped the ball on creating second generation designs that used the first shuttle as a learning experience. Yes they created some, but none of them have been pursued to the point of being viable replacements for the current fleet. So here there has been no illusion of progress (or any progress really) and there has been no incremental plan, just make the shuttles and use them.

      " Most of the conditions in orbit can be re-created on the ground. (Ok, maybe not zero-g. But certainly the sealed environment.) "
      Who cares about orbit? Orbit is the least of our worries in going to Mars, what about transporting humans through the radiation sea of interplanetary space? What about maintaining a habitat on another planet? We can do it in the space station, but even that is only technically a simulation of the conditions for a planet-based habitat. Simulations do not explore all possible failure modes, they can't by definition since there is no way to create a simulation that matches the real thing 100%. We have a lot of experience with orbital living, and we have a lot of experience with simulated ET habitats that have been done in extreme environments like the dessert and Antarctica, but we have no real experience with manning an actual ET habitat on another planet (or moon). You don't think that might be a valuable experience? There's no knowledge to be gained from building a base on the moon and staffing it? There are thousands of issues never before encountered that

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    3. Re:20 years.... unless we invite Russia to help by danila · · Score: 1

      Look, Soviet Union had a space station for how long? And what did the US had? Skylab?

      Russians do a great job, but their problem is a lack of funding. NASA buget is $15 billion, while Russian space budget is 9.6 billion. Rubles... And the exchange rate is, need I remind you, 26 RUB/USD. Which means that Russian space budget is merely $370 million, or about 2.5% of the American budget.

      If we didn't fuck up the great Soviet Union in 1970s-1980s, there might very well have been a Mars base already... With apple trees... but you'll never understand that.

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  87. with a slight change by kippy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "We can be on Mars in 30 years"

    There is nothing physical, technological or financial (yes, it won't break the bank if done smart) stopping us from visiting and settling Mars.

    The roadblocks are politics and motivation. Shit, we could be on Mars in 15 years if we really wanted to.

  88. Re:**** Mars by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    I've found it to be mostly the case that women like nice guys, but they date jerks. That's not saying *all* women, but hey, those are the odds.

    You know the old saying? Nice guys get sloppy seconds. Sorry! That was crude. Am I bitter? Like coffee! Argh.

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  89. Our Mars touchdowns have a bad record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our Mars touchdowns have a bad record. Who'd really want to risk it? You'd have to have lluevos rancheros to risk your life on the chute not deploying or on explosion on Mars lift-off. not to mention the risk of Martian air defense batteries that use our probes for target practice.

  90. Re:No Man's Land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According the following DVD box covers, no.

    www.videoteam.com/new/boxcovers/nmllegendsfc.jpg

    www.videoteam.com/new/boxcovers/nmlinterracial6f c. jpg

  91. The real question is... by edwilli · · Score: 1

    How long before NASA fakes a Mars landing.
    http://batesmotel.8m.com/

  92. It's always "In 30 years" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For at least the last 40 years, NASA has always been promising human colonization of space "in 30 years". The time never gets any closer, however.

    Let's face it -- NASA will NEVER get humanity into space on any large scale. That will have to happen due to private efforts.

  93. That's a long time... by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

    "Yahoo is running a Reuters story in which Arthur Thompson, the head of the NASA 'rover' missions, says that people could be landing on Mars in the next twenty or thirty years. If that is true, I estimate that within 50 years, Mars will need women." You can wait 20 to 30 years ?!?!?!

  94. I guess the question is (for me at least) by melted · · Score: 1

    Why the heck would we want people on Mars?

  95. Re:nothing of that magnitude has happened for us, by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1
    Nice post, it's nice to still dream, makes me want to break out some old ACClarke books and loose myself a bit more. Also your description of the ship brings back Red Dwarf memories! and to be fair, men were on the moon in my lifetime, but I was nary a few weeks old!

    • Heck, hopes for continuing existence of the middle class seem to be going down the drain, too.

    Amen to that (unfortunately). If interested, this site: Left to chance has some interesting news/opinions on similar topics.

    I really hope EVERYONE votes this year...it's a big, big deal.

    CVIB*()%$$#@@@
  96. Re:**** Mars by KLS_Star · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, we're trying to do mankind a favor by dating all the jerks we can find. If nice guys were having regular sex and the jerks were going without, I don't even want to think about what this planet would look like!!

  97. WWII? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget Silly Putty!

  98. Re:**** Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got to be nice some of the time, and a jerk the other times. Or vice versa.

    This, by the way, is called "being a normal person". Some of us can fake it fairly convincingly.

  99. We all need women! by NonGeekMoron · · Score: 1

    If they take away our women what will we do? Even our women need women!

  100. Ethnic Astronauts by turgid · · Score: 1
    I'd be impressed if the first person to set foot on Mars was a female of African descent.

    I wonder if the USA will ever elect a black female president?

    For bonus points, elect a black, female, athiest president.

    Now, I must get back to cooking my wife's dinner.

    1. Re:Ethnic Astronauts by Algan · · Score: 1

      For bonus points, elect a black, female, athiest president.

      Make her a lesbian too, and the odds of that happening will come close to the odds of winning the lottery jackpot

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    2. Re:Ethnic Astronauts by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Considering the popularity of the semi-lesbian porn sites, I would guess that they would have a better chance at it, with~ 25% of the population.

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    3. Re:Ethnic Astronauts by Y2 · · Score: 1
      I wonder if the USA will ever elect a black female president?

      Well, this year we have the choice an African-American First Lady!

      (I mean, how much more African-American can one get than a naturalized US citizen born in Africa?)

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    4. Re:Ethnic Astronauts by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Actually a Naturized African can't be President. The Constitution explicitly states that a President must be born in the U.S.

      Every other elected office is fair game, though.

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    5. Re:Ethnic Astronauts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not for much longer.

      The Republican political machine is going to do their damnest to get that part of the Constitution changed so they can put the Governator up for Prez in 4 years.

    6. Re:Ethnic Astronauts by Y2 · · Score: 1
      Actually a Naturized African can't be President.

      Hmmm ... could that be the reason I said "First Lady"?

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    7. Re:Ethnic Astronauts by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Well, Hillary's not black or an atheist, but I think she could get the lesbian vote.

      I'm not sure about the female qualification, though.

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  101. Mars bitches! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say send Dubya.

  102. Only on Slashdot... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Would it be thought that after landing on Mars it would take 20 years for women to be needed. Many of us would feel that need immediatley.

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  103. Re:nothing of that magnitude has happened for us, by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Never really watched Red Dwarf. How does it relate?

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  104. Um... No... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    I have enough to worry about with the SUVtards jabbering on their cell phones when they should be driving. I really don't want to have to worry about one of those idiots falling out of the sky and hitting my house.

    Economically, flying cars are a lose/lose proposition. They'll either be 100% automated or they'll require a pilot's license to operate. In either case, not many people will be interested. Add to that the higher fuel consumption and the fact that the flying car will probably cost 6 digits (Redundant engines and systems don't come cheap) and you end up unlikely to move enough units to make it viable.

    It's not that we haven't developed a flying car because we're unable to, it's because it doesn't make economic sense to do so.

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  105. How about... by Zate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    we make getting to the moon regularly a reality before we try to go to mars.. I think when we can get to the moon and back, we will have developed the things we need to go to mars, not to mention it will make building the things needed to get to mars alot easier. any attempt at mars should be launched from the moon, or very close too it. We wont need to carry the fuel to escape the earth for one. we need to: #1) Perfect a method for getting fuel, water, oxygen, building materials and food etc etc into earths orbit cheaply. a large cannon, or rockets. what ever it is should be cheap, wholely reusable and be able to be used 2-3 times a week to keep the supply of vital materials running. #2) Have a space "tug" that goes out from the ISS and retireves the cargo we "shot|rocketed" into space. The tug never actually re-enters the earths atmosphere, its just used for retrieving capsules shot or rocketed into orbit. #3) Build the things we need to get to the moon in space at the ISS. #4) colonise the moon. Lets test our colonisation process before we run off to mars, make sure our habitats/eco systems etc etc are going to work just fine. #5) when we are shootign stuff into space.. building things.. and making regular trips to the moon, THEN lets start applying some of that to getting us to mars. Lets walk before we can run.

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    1. Re:How about... by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      we make getting to the moon regularly a reality before we try to go to mars.. I think when we can get to the moon and back, we will have developed the things we need to go to mars, not to mention it will make building the things needed to get to mars alot easier. any attempt at mars should be launched from the moon, or very close too it.

      Dr Robert Zubrin has shown that it is EASIER to get to Mars than the moon. Why? Because Mars has everything you need on it to manufacture rocket fuel, among other things. You don't need to carry fuel for the return trip if you can deploy a device to process fuel from the atmosphere (he has built such a device and operated it successfully in a pressure chamber containing a reconstruction of Martian atmosphere). On the other hand, the moon has pretty much nothing you can easily use. Silicon dioxide is very stable; splitting it up takes vast amounts of energy. You couldn't even manufacture solar panels up there, despite having all the elements you need on hand, unless you brought a nuclear reactor with you to run the process! Orbital mechanics mean that if you time the journey right, you don't even need much more velocity from Earth to get to Mars compared to the moon; you just need to have a few months worth of food and water rather than a few days.

      I strongly suggest you read The Case For Mars (by Dr Zubrin). He addresses all the points you raise, in great detail.

  106. Mars closer to asteroids asteroids by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Wouldnt Mars get wacked more frequently by a "big one" because it is much closer to the asteroid belt?

    1. Re:Mars closer to asteroids asteroids by jdray · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's smaller; less chance of getting hit.

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    2. Re:Mars closer to asteroids asteroids by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Yeah but with almost no atmosphere, no oceans and no biosphere, there's so much less to damage when it hits.

    3. Re:Mars closer to asteroids asteroids by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      there's so much less to damage when it hits.

      If you learn to survive without needing the atmosphere, ocean, or biosphere, then you can do it just as well on a remote corner of Earth as on Mars. And you'll save rocket-fuel too.

  107. history repeating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll first need our secret agencies to produce images of trucks and foreigners, so we can prove they have weapons of mass destruction.

    Until now, it did not really work out.

  108. well.... by ColonBlow · · Score: 1

    I hope our missions to Mars have a lot more thought put into them than our movies about them are.

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  109. Manned space exploration is declining and by GreyGeek · · Score: 1
    will continue to do so until Congress no longer wants to fund an aging shuttle fleet or purchase new ones. With the pending shortages in fossil fuels, over population and dwindling resources, manned space exploration does not have enough ROI and is not a top budget item. Any space exploration done after the shuttles are retired will be by robots and AI software. Space exploration should be left to corporations, if they can see a profit in it. They will risk their own money and lives, and they will do it at a minimum cost, as long as they can't get their hand into a government pocket.

    It would make more sense to send people to the Moon to set up mining operations, power generation plants, heavy industry, etc..., and keep it on the back side, out of sight. Lunar orbits and L points could be staging areas. Rescue operations could be mounted from other Moon bases or from Earth if time allowed. Rescuing Mars explorers would be impossible.

    This buring desire to find proof of life on Mars is motivated more on the religious idea that if life exists on other planets it proves that God does not exist, than on any putative science benefits. It's a really stupid reason to spend Billions of $$$.

    1. Re:Manned space exploration is declining and by fullmetal55 · · Score: 1

      How would proving life exists elsewhere prove that there is no God? It is entirely possible for God to exist along side natural evolution. evolution could be a creation of God as well. And with an Infinite God, it is simply pride and arrogance to think that we are His only creation.

  110. Mars Direct by schnarff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's been said once in this thread, but I'll say it again: we can do this faster -- i.e. in 10 years -- with the Mars Direct program, on a pretty reasonable budget (closer to $30B than the $50B mentioned elsewhere, actually). That's a snap, considering that NASA's annual budget is currently $15B -- we'd be talking about 1/5 of current funding levels (not to mention only 16% of pre-Columbia shuttle launch capacity, given 2 flights every 2 years).

    Get out there and pester your Congresscritters on this. Mars in 1/3 of this time is acheivable if enough people press for it!

  111. Nuclear Propulsion by frank249 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The smallest feasible Mars expedition requires 150 or so tons in Earth orbit, which takes 5 trips on the most powerful rocket flying today, the Space Shuttle. A large nuclear powered booster could put six times that mass in orbit in one flight. According to this article, an Apollo size rocket with gas core engines would be safe, economical and would even get rid of excess nuclear waste.

    This is not new. NASA tested Nuke engines in the 60's. If we are serious about going to Mars, we have to start building nuke engines.

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    1. Re:Nuclear Propulsion by StCredZero · · Score: 1

      Energia. 145 tons to Orbit.

      http://k26.com/buran/html/energia-mars.html

    2. Re:Nuclear Propulsion by frank249 · · Score: 1

      The Energia company website says:

      Mass of payloads delivered to:

      * low orbits of artificial Earth satellite - up to 100 t
      * the geostationary orbit - up to 20 t
      * the lunar mission trajectory - up to 32 t.

      A nuke powered launch vehicle could lift a 1000 ton payload to orbit or a 300 ton Mars mission that could get there faster and not have to rely on producing fuel for the return trip.

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    3. Re:Nuclear Propulsion by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      I think the most important advantage of using nuclear propulsion is the fact you can have essentially a rocket engine running at low power for many days at a time. That could have one major upside: instead of a nine month trip one way between Earth and Mars the transit time could be reduced to something like six weeks!

      At only six weeks' transit time, that drastically reduces the life support needs of the astronauts in terms of consumables like breathable air and water in the spaceship, which means less expense for building the habitable part of the spaceship.

      I think the final multinational manned mission to Mars will be something like Zubrin's Mars Direct plan, but the spacecraft will be assembled in Earth orbit and use nuclear engines powered by very safe pebble-bed nuclear reactors.

  112. Send Dubya by Cyno · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember how George was saying how we were going to go to Mars. Well I agree. I vote to send Bush to Mars.

    1. Re:Send Dubya by kaos.geo · · Score: 1

      Yes, send him before november!!! :P

    2. Re:Send Dubya by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Nah send sKerry, he flip-flops so much he can propell him self there and forgo the expensive boosters.

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    3. Re:Send Dubya by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Nah send sKerry, he flip-flops so much he can propell him self there and forgo the expensive boosters.

      There's some good ol' right wing physics for yall. Well, I wish you luck. But I bet Bush on our PATRIOT missile will beat 'im to the red planet even if Kerry gets a head start.

      Wouldn't this be a much better competition than just voting these losers into office?

  113. NASA needs Compeition! by catherder_finleyd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Congress-critters are unlikely to fund NASA enough to support that timeline unless we get some serious competition. We need a space race! By someone who will scare the constituents into demanding Congressional action and funding! Mars Needs China!

  114. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  115. Re:**** Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jerks are more attractive than whiny geeks. kthxbi

  116. Mars 30 years, highly cheesey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever seen that commericial for the power of cheese, basically it says that 40 years ago we thought that the moon was made of cheese. We spent millions on technology, tens of thousands of man hours to get there, and once we found out it wasn't made of cheese we haven't been back since.

    Mars in 30 years, I highly doubt it unless someone starts a rumor Mars is made of cheese, how about string cheese, MMMmmm yummy! :)

  117. Obligatory Tonio K Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "i hear mars needs women
    maybe you should apply"

  118. Nope, not even in 100 years by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    Unless there's a fundamental change in the way NASA is operated we won't even by on the Moon in 30 years , let alone Mars.

    I'm pinning my hopes on pioneers such as Burt Rutan to get us back to the moon (and beyond). Until congress stops sitting on NASA's funding we simply cannot afford a manned mission to Mars (or anywhere else outside of LEO for that matter).

  119. And the reason for sending people is...? by guacamole · · Score: 1

    Can someone tell me what are the benefits of sending humans to Mars? It seems like this venture will become unjustifiably expensive because of the life support systems and the space craft that can get the astronauts safely not only to Mars but also back to the Earth. It seems like NASA has already demonstrated that science can be done on Mars relatively cheaply using robots, so I don't see what's the purpose of sending the humans there (other than perhaps giving the NASA's ever growing burocracy a reason to exist as well as enriching the private contractors that might be involved in the project).

    1. Re:And the reason for sending people is...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robots are a poor substitute for a human being with self thought and will in addition to reasoning powers applied on the spot.

      There is also the science of creating and managing an ecosystem that can support humans, just a tad bit important with growing populations and nations emerging from 3rd world status adding to a ballooning polution problem.

  120. What do you mean.... by Chmcginn · · Score: 4, Funny

    new?

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  121. what you gonna do there by Eric604 · · Score: 1

    If the travel time isn't cut down to 2 days max, it will be just a place for rock collectors, miners and maybe a place where we send old people.

  122. Tomorrow ... by sbowles · · Score: 1

    ... tomorrow, I luv ya tomorrow. Your always a day away. - Orphan Annie

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    1. Re:Tomorrow ... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I luv ya tomorrow. Your always a day away.

      Except at 23:59, it's only a minute away.

  123. I will be the first man on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I'm the first man on Mars, my first words will be "I'M SO GLAD I BOUGHT THAT ALL-IN-WONDER RADEON 9700!!"

  124. My answer to it all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It is an interesting comment. I have always hoped we would travel to another planet within my life time. I remember as a little kid going to the library and reading all the books I could on Astronomy, Space flight, etc. The first thing I wanted to be was an Astronaut (then when I grew up I realized how freak'n hard it was to become one) Even then they figured we would be on Mars by 2000-2010. And that was in the late 80s early 90s.

    At any rate I don't think we will get to Mars anytime soon, if at all. Our world as a whole is too caught up in all its little bickering to actually come together and do something that incredible. We could have created gigantic ships to travel in space a while ago if all our countries could actually get along, but that will never happen. IF it does and you are an avid christian believer you know we won't be around much longer after that to really go anywhere.

    My point is that unless we get along ala Star Trek (ie: no money, reduced global war) it will take ages for any real sort of space travel. I mean its been close to 50 years and we haven't visited the moon again. We could have colonized the moon 10 years ago with the technology we have. It seems NASA has turned into a college science lab rather what it was meant for (space exploration) this crap of trying to solve trival questions needs to be done by other people. I refer to questions like the beginning of the universe, etc. Those are so trivial and a waste of money.

    I mention the money part because that is what the largest factor is. The government decides how much NASA gets, then with whatever NASA gets they decide what gets cut and what doesn't. From what I've seen they pick a handful of projects and cut the rest. Crap like the genesis thing doesn't get cut, but Mars does...makes real sense NASA. I just don't see why all this money has to be paid out. Instead of paying out a crap load of money for materials I think it should be donated for free or given for free. And the workers get compensated with food, clothing, and a place to live, which the government would provide in order for the people to live, instead of taxes. (But that is all in an imaginary world) That just shows how bent up people are with money. Yes I use it and need it, and rely on it, but its not by choice I'm forced to in the world/civilization we live in. Maybe some of you don't understand or comprehend what I'm trying to say. I just think it would be easier/quicker if we had a plan close to that. ...flame away now.....

  125. Mars Need Women... marathon level by Creepy · · Score: 1

    am I the only one that thought of the marathon map, not the movie when I read that?

    Great map. I think they even ported it to unreal tournament.

    Heck, I had no idea there was a movie by that name until now :)

  126. rebuilding by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    With a total collapse like that, we'd be unlikely to work our way back up to industrial technology again.

    One difficulties in rebuilding is that the industrial revolution exhausted nearly all of the world's accessible (with pre-industrial technology) mineral resources.

    One possibility, I suppose, might be mining garbage dumps, but .. man, that would be nasty and disease-ridden, and require a LOT of effort to separate usable materials. I'm not sure it would be sustainable.

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  127. Space exploration IS a waste of time and money by mbessey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not a popular sentiment with the Slashdot crowd, I'm sure, but "because it would be cool" isn't a good reason to send people to Mars. Learning more about the universe we live in is a noble goal, but sending a small group of people to Mars as primarily a publicity stunt is a colossal waste of money.

    Neither is it reasonable to suggest that a colony on Mars would be good "insurance" against a global catastrophe, as one loony did above. We are so far away from being able to build a self-supporting colony on Mars that it's laughable.

    Nearly all of the money that NASA has spent on "human exploration" programs since the 1970's has been wasted. Some of the research on the effects of micro-gravity on human physiology are worthwhile, and need to be done IF long-term manned space missions are going to be considered. Unfortunately, the USSR (and later Russian) government was doing essentially the same research at the same time, for orders of magnitude less money.

    The choice isn't necessarily between space research and social programs, although I'd argue that investing in affordable higher education for all qualified students would do much more to advance the state of human knowledge than a mission to Mars ever would.

    The choice is between spending billions of dollars on keeping "astronauts" in space for PR reasons, rather than focussing NASA on basic research into the "hard problems" of space exploration.

    NASA needs to focus more on basic research into self-contained environmental systems, better telerobotics/telepresence, more-sophisticated onboard intelligence for robotic spacecraft & rovers, automated materials processing, etc. All these things are prerequisites to getting people "out there" for a period of time where they might actually be able to accomplish something useful.

    If they dropped support for the International Space Station and just de-orbited it into the sea, they could USE the money they saved on maintaining that albatross, and on re-fitting the Shuttle fleet, to increase basic research activity by several orders of magnitude.

    There's nothing that would be accomplished by sending humans to Mars that couldn't be achieved more simply and vastly cheaper by a flotilla of robots.

    -Mark

    1. Re:Space exploration IS a waste of time and money by catmistake · · Score: 1

      I don't want to go to Mars, but I think you're missing the point, probably because its being buried. The point is discovery - that's the reason for space exploration. And the money needed is not as much as 10% of other things in the U.S. budget. Spread out over time, its cheap considering what is gained. As a fan of SciFi, I love space stories, but the reality of it is that space is the most dangerous place a human can go. NASA's budget is an embarrassment. I don't think that we would have lost two shuttles if NASA wasn't being sqeezed to a shoe-string budget making them skury try to be even more amazing than they are... NASA's is not frivelously spending money, they are being stiffled by Congress's power of the purse, at the expense of discovery and the lives of astronauts.

  128. Great idea by SlayerDave · · Score: 3, Funny

    Didn't Doom3 teach us anything about the folly of living on Mars?

  129. Right.. People on Mars in 30 Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And they will be playing Dukenukem Forever.

  130. They're called helicopters by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    Ever noticed how many wealthy types commute by personal helicopter?

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    1. Re:They're called helicopters by Animats · · Score: 1
      Ever noticed how many wealthy types commute by personal helicopter?

      Steve Jobs does.

  131. feeding cows by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    Actually we mostly feed cows reprocessed cows these days.

    Hence the problems with mad cow disease.

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    1. Re:feeding cows by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      I thought they stopped that... Hrm.

      At any rate, it's a stupid idea to feed cows things that humans can eat, be it corn or other cows. Why not just feed it to people in the first place? This is why I only buy organic, free-range beef. Well, that and it tastes better.

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    2. Re:feeding cows by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      You may be right though that they separate cow materials from the stuff that goes into cow feed now. I need to look into that.

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  132. 8-10 years by jeffsenter · · Score: 1

    The prediction of 20+ years to go to Mars is inaccurate and misleading. We have the technology to go to Mars in place and it would only take 8-10 years of work for a total cost of under $30B. Recent European Space Agency Estimates of the cost to go to Mars using Robert Zubrin's Mars Direct plan ran about $27B. For more about the Mars Direct plan see the Mars Society.

  133. Men already landed on Mars by lfnoise · · Score: 1
    This is nonsense. Seventeen men from the US Navy landed on Mars on April 20, 1987, sponsored by Wheaties.

    http://www.xminusone.com/shows/013_MarsIsHeavenD-X .mp3

  134. About time? by grolschie · · Score: 1

    How about:
    "People on the moon in 30 Years?" ;-)

  135. Pimp-Bot 5000 was right! by pdo400 · · Score: 1

    Maybe Mars actually *is* the future of pimping!

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  136. NASA, Politics, Mars and YOU by I-R-Baboon · · Score: 1

    Growing up as a kid, even watching the Challenger explode live in the 4th grade, I had great respect and awe for NASA and it's accomplishments in space exploration and history. I still watch missions in great anticipation, even with the Genesis crash and Columbia accident. However, I now look upon NASA with a different attitude.

    If humans were to be on Mars within 20-30 years, it will probably not be done by NASA rather a project from the commercial sector. As an example, look at the progress of the X-Prize challenge where even though they might not have met a goal of the challenge yet they have come further than NASA in new vehicle design and deployment. Americans know from experience, the coporate sector tends to do things better than a governement equivalent. The key to this may be something above and beyond just a corporate profit venture, perhaps maybe even something along the lines of luring people to a new goverment on a Mars colony. Several bright scientists have developed lots of ways to get humans to Mars, and sustain them (In theory of course). Research in areas like the Biodome can be used to fork a new research area like adaptions to the current Mars environment and start plants as natural O2 generators. Chemical recations can also be used to create water or gasses of our choice, and using our limited understanding of our planet apply that knowledge to terraform Mars eventually. All these things will need a company to design, build, and support...more Corporate lure to do the hard task. To say we cannot put somebody on Mars just because a resource we need to live is not in standing waiting for us, is shirking off a challenge.

    NASA will become a probe specialist since those missions are pure science, and I think in the future we will look to companies for space travel and NASA to find that space to travel to safely with understanding. Putting humans on Mars will be difficult and dangerous, but once learned quite possibly profitable and the start of a new era.

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    1. Re:NASA, Politics, Mars and YOU by howardjw · · Score: 1

      The question is how can companies make money by participating in Martian exploration. NASA already out-sources many components of each space mission to commercial entities and universities. My experience is with JPL, and traditionally a very large percentage of each project is managed outside JPL. So in reality the governmental and commercial worlds of space mission design overlap.

      X-Prize is working so well because the companies involved are competing for a possibly lucrative stake in an emerging industry. There is real money to be made in the next 10 years. But the trip to Mars is far too large and the risks too high for any single company to take on. Current NASA estimates are I believe around $80B to get humans to Mars. Should it appear, industry's best bet to make a profit is to try to get a piece of this pie. NASA certainly will be taking proposals and competing the development of much of the mission - so there will be corporate lure.

      One more point on the difficulty of commercial involvement. Even the likely X-Prize winner, Spaceship One, had near fatal problems on its first manned flight outside the atmosphere (I was lucky enough to be there for it). A real commercial Earth-Mars transportation industry is just going to be too risky in the next century. Airlines on Earth are having enough problems, and the only place I see funding coming from is NASA.

  137. Biosphere-killing rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Call me crazy, but I think priority one should be to find a way to detect and divert this biosphere-killing rock, rather than blithely writing off ten billion people and leaving a few hundred precariously placed folks on a cold, dry, crappy planet like Mars. Hell, Earth after the worst possible meteor strike will still be more habitable than Mars at the best of times.

    If it really is just mankind being wiped out that bothers you, we can do that much better via various deep-ocean bases and deep underground bunkers.

    But honestly now, admit it. You just like the idea of having people on Mars. Well, that's okay. I think it's cool too. Exploration, and all that. But let's not go kidding ourselves that it has something to do with "preserving humanity", because that's patently absurd. That it's possible to go there is good enough reason to do it.

    1. Re:Biosphere-killing rock by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Absolutely great post. Too many times people rely on lame excuses, when the truth of the matter is sufficient.

  138. You would expect Americans to there first... by SluttyButt · · Score: 1

    But can we trust their choice of the first women?

  139. Dear God!!!! by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
    Yes I thought I was joking. As, I'll wager, were all the folks making 'we'll invade Mars when we find oil there' jokes.
    As an example of private industry's hunger for a Mars mission, Steve Streich, a veteran Halliburton scientific adviser, was among the authors of an article in Oil & Gas Journal in 2000 titled "Drilling Technology for Mars Research Useful for Oil, Gas Industries." The article called a Mars exploration program "an unprecedented opportunity for both investigating the possibility of life on Mars and for improving our abilities to support oil and gas demands on Earth," because technology developed for the mission could be used on this planet.
    I knew the people running the country were evil...but come on!
  140. Women on first mission by howardjw · · Score: 1

    It is not unreasonable to suppose a woman will be sent on the first manned Martian mission. There will likely be 3 or 5 people. Odd to break tie votes. The team will include the best engineer we can find. Certainly the best doctor. Maybe a pilot/trained technician.

    Why not a woman? You might call it a political move, but that's ok. An African American too, maybe? And if a woman goes, perhaps we should send her husband also, so that jealousy/ill-will doesn't surface amount the male crewmembers. Just interesting points to think about.

  141. case in point (n/t) by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    Lameness filter go away, come again some other day.

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  142. Actually, Mars Needs Guitars by indaba · · Score: 1
    As first pointed out by Australian band the Hoodoo Gurus 14 years ago...

    http://www.elektra.com/hoodoogurus/music/

  143. Women but no children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Mars still needs women...
    Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

    In fact, it's cold as hell...

    1. Re:Women but no children by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I fear that some here won't "get" an Elton John reference, although it was good :)

  144. Re: no stockpiles? by aggiefalcon01 · · Score: 1

    where are these vast stockpiles that Saddam had the country teeming with?

    Does fertilizer count?

    This's a serious question, actually. Ammunition supply depots have been found with insane amounts of fertilizer stockpiled in drums. Funny, these ammo dumps, in the middle of the desert, don't exactly have big flea infestations. So what's all the fertilizer, hmm?

    Okay, so it's not the kind of smoking gun everybody expects, but frankly, do you really expect we'd find clearly-marked barrels saying "these are chemical weapons--don't let the US/UN see, please!"? The people there got really good at hiding what they were doing. So from that, what might you extrapolate? (aside from: clearly, there were no WMD as we haven't found them yet)

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  145. Re:**** Mars by euxneks · · Score: 1

    I am highly offended by the way women are being spoken of in this "news" story. ;)

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  146. Re:**** Mars by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    What was ill-mannered about my wanting women? It's the truth. I know, women aren't interested in truth, but there it is. Which is why I try NOT to pretend.

    You could read an old book on relationships called "Pairing" by Dr. George Bach. Came out in the 60's or 70's IIRC. Had to do with being "real" in talking to people to avoid the misunderstandings that wreck relationships or prevent them from starting in the first place. Really good book.

    "Pretending to be offended" is not the way to go.

    Which leads me to suspect you really aren't a girl. The other poster was right - show me a picture. Prove the picture is of you.

    This reminds of a quote from Andrea Corr of the rock group The Corrs. She said when she was voted the sexiest woman in rock that she hoped that didn't mean the voters wanted to sleep with her.

    Parse that statement.

    I was wondering if her older brother and two sisters had explained this whole boy-girl thing to her as she was growing up.

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  147. Re:**** Mars by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    That's another thing!

    I have NEVER been able to fake being a "normal person!"

    Also, as Robert Anton Wilson says, "The average person is what nobody quite is."

    I can, however, be nice some of the time and cosmic evil some other part of the time.

    I just haven't decided the proper percentages yet.

    But the older I get, the more I lean to the "cosmic evil" side.

    Just seems to pay off more.

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  148. Bill's PR Wins Again! by turgid · · Score: 1
    Double-plus good again, Bill!

    But you do know, don't you, that Bill Gates gave $100 million to fight HIV and $421 million to fight Linux and Open Source when he visited India in 2002. You can read about it here too.

    Philanthropist indeed.

  149. For what ? More distant goals make sense. by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    I think mars should really have a permanent base.

    Why bother with sending the martionauts back ? I think you need at about 3 times the fuel to do that. Do stay on Mars, of course you really need to establish a working base on mars first.

    By this I mean a fully robotical, remote-directed, but mostly autonomous complex that can extract building materials, water and air, and harvest organic substances e.g. soil and carbon (to produce food later). Mining chemicals and energy collectors would also be nice.

    However, this requires a level of sophistication and organization similar to the Borg. So it is unlikely that this will happen before big advances in nanotechnology and assemblers(whatever scale) have been made.

    We already have the basics of such technologies, like 3D-printers, but it is pretty costly and just think how much it will cost when it has to live up to outer space specifications.

    So either it will be very long before Mars becomes an objective, or it might happen earlier but be only a short visit done in competition with, say, China.

    All of the above might also make a nice RTS ..

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  150. Russian Women on Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    was Re:Women on Mars?

    On Soviet Mars, the women need you!


    Soviet Mars -- the Red Planet.
  151. Mars needs... by linux2000 · · Score: 1
    ...within 50 years, Mars will need women...

    But right now, Mars needs cows.

  152. hopefully yes by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1
  153. rendering by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't want to eat the parts of cows (and assorted other animals, including pets, they mix in) they feed to other cows.

    If you're morbidly curious, do some research on where the products of rendering plants go sometime.

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