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  1. Firefox is self-important slobware on Firefox Zero-Day Code Execution Hoax? · · Score: -1

    I laugh at the incredulous panic that this hoax creates. If you stop a minute to analyze (and maybe comb the crumbs from your disgusting neck beard) you would realize this means very little to 99.8% of the computing world - those of us with spouses.
    Oh and I don't count Apple fags as computer users.

  2. Ha Ha on Humanity Gene Found? · · Score: -1

    Be sure the balls are resting on either side of the chin for maximum comfort!
    GO LINUX!

  3. Re:In other news... on The Future & History of the User Interface · · Score: 0, Funny


    Could be taken on an 'oliday...Know what I mean? Eh? Wink Wink.

  4. I need a punch in the cock on It's Never Done That Before · · Score: -1

    any takers?

  5. Re:Enough is enough on Windows Rootkit Wars Escalate · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Government's resources are currently tied up chasing 'terrorists' and holding the world's oil supply hostage. Please wait your turn. Your post has been noted and the next available Government Agent will be dispatched as soon as they are free. Thanks.

  6. I made a bong out of a dildo! on The Sad Story of Sega's Many Mistakes · · Score: -1

    I just can't stop sucking!

  7. Forget the google party plane on Inside the Google-Plex · · Score: -1

    I want to crack open the back end!!

  8. Advantage: AOL on AOL To Be Free For Broadband Users? · · Score: -1

    Holy shit - what the fuck is going on?

  9. One thing does hold water... on Does Sophos' Switch Argument Hold Water? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    ...My Ass - I'm currently up to 3 gallons and counting!

  10. Technical breakdown of the 'hack' on Freenode Network Hijacked, Passwords Compromised? · · Score: -1, Troll

    I have the wide end of a fire extinguisher up my ass and it feels like burning.

  11. Re:Idea? on Ask Håkon About CSS or...? · · Score: -1

    What is still a question.

  12. Re:Microsoft + Stupid Claims = ... on Microsoft Says Vista Most Secure OS Ever · · Score: -1

    But you knew that comment wasn't funny - so which is it?

  13. They are looking for ONE result with this on AMD-ATI Merger on the Way? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Cocks in mouths

  14. Dear crybaby on Cancer Resistant Mouse Provides Possible Cure · · Score: -1

    Change your diaper and then go to Digg.

    It is there that you will discover that your uninspired drivel will be tried by a jury of your peers. I hope that also sounds like an affront to the intelligence of Digg users - It is.

    Kisses

  15. Web 2.0!!! on Web 2.0 Goes To Work · · Score: -1, Redundant

    That's an automatic Digg!

  16. Re:So just for perspective... on How Vista Disappoints · · Score: -1

    Wallet

  17. Details on what the price gets you on PS3 Prices in Europe Revealed · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    My nuts in your mouth.

  18. WiFi First! Levee Second! on New Orleans Tech Chief Vows WiFi Net Here to Stay · · Score: -1

    Wow - it's the GWB school of prioritizing!

  19. Interesting statistic on State of the Pen and Paper Industry · · Score: 1, Funny

    Conversley the sale of deoderant and laundry soap is on the rise! Related? You decide!

  20. Re:Gentoo? on Should You Pre-Compile Binaries or Roll Your Own? · · Score: -1, Troll

    I feel that I have had far too much to drink and find myself wondering...

    Should I fight you or fuck you?

  21. Re:IP environmentalism. on An IP Environmentalism for Culture and Knowledge? · · Score: -1


    Ahh...I can see it now...

    Me, gibbing T/\/\/\/\ from 1000 yards with a r0xx0rz homebrew railgun. Sweet.

  22. Best. Game. Ever. on December's Best Indie Games · · Score: -1


    Roshambo!

    That's where I kick you in the nuts, Then you kick me in the nuts, and we continue thusly until one player falls!

    Roshambo!

  23. Please stop Digging from Digg on Windows XP Service Pack 3 Not Due Until 2007 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Burn that shithole to the ground

  24. Re:Don't plug a 110 device into 220 or else.... on Boosting Socket Performance on Linux · · Score: -1


    What? You mean I will get sodomized by a bull while wearing the back half of a cow disguise?

  25. LOL @ WV! on Piracy Setup Discovered in WV Capitol Building · · Score: -1

    No one likes your stupid singing frog crap network anyway! About time someone put you in your place!