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  1. Re:Montreal? on Fujifilm Blu-ray & HD DVD Media Mid 2006 · · Score: -1

    Needs more cowbell.

  2. Re:Another Failure on Indiana Tries to Pass Game Law Again · · Score: -1

    And thus we can determine that you, sir, are a failure.

  3. Question from a Cannibal on Humans First Arose in Asia? · · Score: -1

    Is that why, no matter whom I eat, I'm hungry an hour later?

  4. Can we please have a blog-free Internet? on Amazon Connect · · Score: -1, Troll

    You dirty fuckin blog/podcast nerds need to get a life. No one gives a rats asscrack about what you think. In 10 years you will be looked back upon as the chess-club of the Internet - populated by pus faced greaseball geeks with no hope of ever getting a date. Have fun wasting your rent-free basement years staring at a computer screen.

    fuckin nerds.

  5. Holiday Message on Microsoft Tries To Charm EU With Future Visions · · Score: -1

    Dear Dirty Nerd Fucks,

    take a bath, shave that fucking beard and maybe you will get a date for christmas!

    You are CUBAN, remeber? NEVER forget that!

  6. LOL@ dirty nerd fucks! on XP SP2 Adoption Lagging Overseas · · Score: -1, Troll

    Get a friggin date already!
    I live in Europe - is overseas the USA? If so, I stand by my assertion that the USA is a shithole that deserves everything it gets. If not, I still think that. Fuck all y'all/

  7. Re:I propose... on IE And Mozz Collaborate On RSS Icon · · Score: -1

    LOL - I just love when my comment makes me laugh when I read it. You corpulent, grease-stained freaks really should get the fuck out of your basements and do something constructive.
    Hey! Maybe you could come and beat me up?
    HAH - we all know that won't happen, since the majority of you are meat-laden americans, and would wheeze yourselves into a coma just trying to keep up with me.
    Dirty fucks.

  8. Re:+5 Fist of the Bachelor! on D&D Online Stress Beta Begins · · Score: -1

    By "your rock" I presume you mean your mother?

  9. +5 Fist of the Bachelor! on D&D Online Stress Beta Begins · · Score: -1, Redundant

    You dirty fuckin nerds should be out of harms way for another 18 months once this gem hits the newsgroups.

  10. Seasons Greetings! on Patents and User Protection In OSS · · Score: -1, Troll

    I hope all you dirty fuckin nerds get a bar of soap for christmas.
    Fuckin nerds.

  11. Totally made of paper! on Functional Paper V8 Engine · · Score: -1

    Except the ENGINE!
    fuckin nerds.

  12. Greatest Foreign Film Ever! on Star Trek Spoof Top Finnish Movie · · Score: -1

    Les Planet D'Apes

  13. Elder Scrolls on Gavin Carter Discusses Elder Scrolls · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is for dirty D&D geeks that have no hope of ever talking to a woman - let alone touching one.

  14. Realistic result of this... on Should Linux Have a Binary Kernel Driver Layer? · · Score: -1, Troll

    is that it will still only affect total fuckin nerds.

  15. At last! on A New Biopaper for Organ Printing · · Score: -1

    I've been wanting a Casio Liver for EVER!

  16. I hope you don't live near me... on Raised Flooring Obsolete or Not? · · Score: -1, Troll

    The last thing I need is a plague of locusts clogging up my air conditioner...

  17. I HAVE A GREASED UP ZONK SHOVED UP MY ASS! on Top 10 Items in the Linux Admin Toolkit · · Score: -1

    Go Linux!

  18. Any Hot Guys Here? on Massachusetts' CIO Defends Move to OpenDocument · · Score: -1

    Just kidding...of course there aren't!

    Fuckin geeks.

  19. They put them on sharks... on Engineers Report Breakthrough in Laser Beam Tech · · Score: -1

    Throw me a frikkin bone here people.

  20. I HAVE A GREASED UP MALDA SHOVED UP MY ASS! on Linux Commands, Editors, & Shell Programming · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Go Linux!

  21. Any hot guys here? on Chip Maker Gets $35 Million Judgment · · Score: -1

    Just kidding - of course there aren't!

    Fuckin nerds.

  22. Re:Masterbater monkey on Mini-Microsoft Shakes Things Up · · Score: -1

    Sir, you are now on my friends list...

    OK, not really, but I love your post!

  23. Oh, the USA?? on Microsoft Employees Critical Of Their Employer · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's not doing so hot right now.
    Try Canada maybe? I actually stopped at a traffic light there without getting shot!

  24. WHY does flava wear the clock? on Flash EULA Doesn't Fit the Times · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Cuz my nigga ALWAYS knows what time it is!

  25. Quasi-open License on The Economist Tackles Complexity in IT · · Score: -1




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