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Aus. Gov't Considers Fines for Online Suicide Info

downundarob writes "The Australian federal government is once again showing its cluelessness regarding the workings of the Internet. The short article tells us how, under legislation to be introduced this week, corporations would be fined up to AU$500,000 and individuals AU$100,000 if they use the Internet to incite or promote suicide methods. In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide."

674 comments

  1. Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Step 2: Fines for slashdot.

    1. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You insensitive clod! A dingo ate my baby!

    2. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

      Step 3: PROFIT!!!

    3. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by fm6 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Step 3: ????
      Step 4: Profit!!!!

    4. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by metricmusic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thats not funny. I just got fined for telling someone to FOAD.

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    5. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by winterdrake · · Score: 1

      Suggested new moderation category: -1 over-used cultural reference

    6. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Suggested new moderation category: -1 over-used cultural reference

      We call Americans morons all the time, so that's kind of unfair... :p

    7. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it considered bad taste to buy a dingo pup and call it Azaria?

    8. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non aussies will never understand this joke.

    9. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by Various+Assortments · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Because the movie it references was never like, world famous and made fun of on Seinfeld.

    10. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by secolactico · · Score: 1

      Movie? Wasn't ir a real case where a woman claimed that a dingo had eaten her baby? Later on she was accused and jailed for murder of said baby.

      More info here and here.

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    11. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I may have to change my signature.

      Oh, that's right. I'm not Australian.

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    12. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      It ought to be pointed out that it was later revealed that the woman's baby WAS in fact eaten by a dingo, and she had been wrongfully convicted. http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/c hamberlain/chamberlainaccount.html/

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    13. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by donothingsuccessfull · · Score: 1

      Why would you need to be antipodiean to get Buffy references?

    14. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by knightri · · Score: 1

      In soviet russia, gun shoots you

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    15. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just B-caws I'm Uhmairuhcun does n't not make mes nots the smart people.

  2. Final solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is great! Now we will end the scourge of suicide forever. Funny no-one thought of this before.

    1. Re:Final solution? by fazza99 · · Score: 1

      I'm with Dorothy Parker on this:

      Razors pain you;
      Rivers are damp;
      Acids stain you;
      And drugs cause cramp.
      Guns aren't lawful;
      Nooses give;
      Gas smells awful;
      You might as well live.

      Mark

    2. Re:Final solution? by frankvl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, at least suicide-related spam and pop-ups will finally disappear

    3. Re:Final solution? by aztracker1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I say we make suicide and attempted suicide death penalty offences.. that'll teach 'em.

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    4. Re:Final solution? by rjshields · · Score: 1
      From the teaser:
      In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide.
      Hey! That guy just committed suicide! Haul his ass in jail!
      See, it works.
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      In this world nothing is certain but death, taxes and flawed car analogies.
    5. Re:Final solution? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      you miss the point

      If I commit suicide and you help me, you've helped facilitate a crime.

      If you and I conspire for you to commit suicide we've both committed a crime
      (conspiracy to commit an offence carries max life imprisonment in UK).

      In the US one just calls the police and make erratic sudden movements when they arrive, preferably in the dark and better still if you're under 10 y.o.

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    6. Re:Final solution? by henrygb · · Score: 1
      Not funny. Attempted suicide used to attract the death penalty in England. Try to cut your throat and they would not hang you until it had healed properly (otherwise the wound might reopen and your suicide would be successful).

      A suicide pact where one dies and the other fails to die is still legally murder, with an automatic life sentence.

    7. Re:Final solution? by Cumstien · · Score: 1

      No banging your head on the display case, please. It contains a very rare "Mary Worth" in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.

    8. Re:Final solution? by rjshields · · Score: 1
      If you and I conspire for you to commit suicide we've both committed a crime (conspiracy to commit an offence carries max life imprisonment in UK).
      I wasn't sure it was illegal to commit suicide here in the UK. It's just the notion that seems ridiculous. You'd be unlucky to get life for consipring to commit most offences, and life isn't life (is it 17 years or so?).
      In the US one just calls the police and make erratic sudden movements when they arrive
      It's so true - that's what comes from too much Fox on TV, gun culture and armed Police. Here the worst that could happen is you could get handcuffed or maybe beat up by some burly officer if you're unlucky.
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    9. Re:Final solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I think suicide is the one crime where the most fitting punishment would be the death penalty.

    10. Re:Final solution? by Knnniggit · · Score: 1

      So they tried to discourage suicide by sending the message that suicide == death? Was this before they invented Common Sense?

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    11. Re:Final solution? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Probably has religious reasons. Suicide is considered a sin that get's you sent straight to hell. However, if you're sentenced to death and confess/repent before the execution, you can go to heaven. So, ironically enough, they're saving your soul by killing you before you can kill yourself.

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    12. Re:Final solution? by Lucky+Tony · · Score: 1

      It's actually not illegal to commit (or attempt to commit) suicide in Australia anymore. It's only illegal to help someone commit suicide.

    13. Re:Final solution? by Knnniggit · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh I see. If I was still Christian I would have known that.

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    14. Re:Final solution? by rjshields · · Score: 1

      That's good then. Imagine what a downer it would be to fail at an attempt to commit suicide only to get dragged off to jail. Whoever thought up that law was clearly two sandwiches short of a picnic.

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    15. Re:Final solution? by donothingsuccessfull · · Score: 1

      It's not illegal to commit suicide in the UK:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide#Legal_views_o f_suicide
      Can I be the first to say I'm pro-choice on this one.

    16. Re:Final solution? by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I say we make suicide and attempted suicide death penalty offences.. that'll teach 'em.

      Didn't you hear? That is what they are trying to do in California if you kill enough other people in your attempt (remember the commuter train incident?). Now, too bad assisted suicide isn't something that can be prosecuted, otherwise the DA would be in trouble....

      IANAL, of course....

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    17. Re:Final solution? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I'm not a christian either, but it's had such a huge effect on history I had to know some things about it.

      After all, the first step to dealing with somebody is to know their motivations. If you know their motivations, suddenly their actions make alot more sense.

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  3. Fines ? by mirko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some people actually want to commit suicide a quiet way. I had a deep depression last winter and actively looked for such info but could not find some.
    If I were to look again, I think I'd offer one $ more than the fine amount to the one who'd help me.

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    1. Re:Fines ? by rathehun · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think you should seek some profesional help. While I realise that I am an anonyomous entity on one of the internets largest discussion sites and have no idea of your personal problems, I believe that there is no situation in which suicide is a good option.


      Please do get in touch with someone who can help, friends, family. If you feel comfortable revealing your address on /., then I'm sure that someone can direct you to a good psychiatrist in the area.

    2. Re:Fines ? by rathehun · · Score: 1
      After posting my comment, I see that someone has modded this "funny".

      Did I miss something? I believe that I have a decent sense of humour, but I think I missed the previous joke. Please do explain it to me. I posted the previous reply in good faith...maybe I'm just stupid to try and help people on /.

    3. Re:Fines ? by JPriest · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hi, I am from Australia, I am trying to pay someone to help me kill myself but the money is in an account in the US that I don't have access to. I will give you 10% to help me recover the money.

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    4. Re:Fines ? by JPriest · · Score: 1
      Did I miss something? I

      You bet. You missed DrPhil.com by several ASCII charictors.

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    5. Re:Fines ? by sumdumass · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'll tell you what, i'l fly to austrailia and make an improvised firearm and do it for free. then you don't have to worry about the money in the other account?

      (disclaimer: Of course i joking. just as the poster is about the nigerian scam/)

    6. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you feel comfortable revealing your address on /., then I'm sure that someone can direct you to a good psychiatrist in the area.

      Oh boy...

    7. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, millions of people think about suicide every day. It's perfectly normal. And as for whether or not it's a good solution... well that kind of depends on the mood one is in!

      Surveys say that nobody who successfully commits suicide regrets the decision.

    8. Re:Fines ? by zonker · · Score: 1, Funny

      what if i don't pay the fine? they gonna kill me?

    9. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for depression i would say you are correct.

      if i had AIDs or cancer or something that would basically kill me, that it, it would definately be game over...

      yes i could live 10 more years. and i would, until pain took over, then forget it.

      most cancer is cureable today, but many diseases have a bleak future. so dont discount suicide for those people that dont have a future to speak of.

    10. Re:Fines ? by temojen · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I believe that there is no situation in which suicide is a good option.

      Suicide is a permanent solution to suffering, but it also stops love, joy, etc.

      The time when suicide is a good option is when you are absolutely sure the suffering is permanent and no amount of love or joy can mitigate it. Depression is not one of those times; depression is temporary. A painful, debilitating, degenerative, permanent medical condition may cause suicide to be a good option. Only the person herself can make that decision.

    11. Re:Fines ? by l-ascorbic · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A painful, debilitating, degenerative, permanent medical condition may cause suicide to be a good option

      Ah, so a condition such as depression then?

    12. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some have just weird sense of humor. Or they dont want anybody to help those who see suicide as an answer to their problems...

    13. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/Suicide/Euthenasia.

      Suicide can be painful. See the oscar nomination list for a Spanish movie concerning it.

    14. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Usenet Newsgroups are an incredible source of information for ANYTHING that involve Humans, even suicide.

      alt.suicide.* has 4 groups;
      http://groups.google.ca/groups?hl=en&lr=& group=alt .suicide

    15. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha.. modded as a troll.. obviously someone that actualy fell for the scam has mod points.

    16. Re:Fines ? by SwervingVector · · Score: 1

      And if they are incapable of making that decision physically? Euthenasia? =/
      In my opinion it doesn't stop love, love is not a variable on life... Love is a constant binding emotion for a person or thing, or ideal... It's not something that goes away just because that ideal, or person dies...

    17. Re:Fines ? by mirko · · Score: 1
      Yes... and no :
      I found this which indeed describe methods which are "uncertain" or "really painful" when the device would be "easy to obtain".
      So, no.
      Some people want a quiet, quick, untraceable way to die, not something such as:
      ==plants in general (hemlock, foxglove, oleander)
      Dosage: N/A
      Time: N/A
      Available: garden centre
      Certainty: questionable
      Notes: [1] says:
      "Everything I have ever read about death from plant poisoning indicates that it is risky and painful. Symptoms range from nausea and vomiting to cramping and bloody diarrhea. .... .. Altogether, I consider poisonous plants as a means of exit far too unreliable and painful. No matter how desperate you are, don't even think about it!"


      And the list doesn't contain something you'd expect, most of the possible methods are way to uncertain, painful or obvious.

      Anyway I'm amazed that your post got modded informative : not that it isn't but because of the story itself : Slashdot: where people got upmodded for telling people how to suicide in a story that is about forbiding to tell it. :-D
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    18. Re:Fines ? by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Mirko,

      When you are down in the dumps, sometimes suicide seems to be the only option. I knwo I have been down the exact route you talk about 2 and a half years ago. I too did that research, and actually found it.

      Luckily I had a massive reality check, and realised what a clown i was being.....

      This comes to the first stage of trying to research on the internet.. never believe a word said there.. rememebr Suicide is very much a taboo thing, and since NOONE gets to report "successful conclusions", you only get heresay..

      Secondly, that not a lot of people think, is that everyone assumes that suicide attempts are largely successfull, and in reality most are NOT. And what happens when it fails?

      well at the least end of the scale, you will feel like a prat afterwards. If you are caught doing it, you are likely to be put on a mental health register, which is a far worse fate. or at the other end of the scale, you could cause a lifetime injury which woudl REALLY make you want to wish you would die.

      The happy thing in my story is, now I am married to a wonderful wife, I have a great house, a great life, good family, and a lot of opportunities. To think I could have pissed all this down the toilet...

      As such, i for one woudl liek to see some consensus on such information on the web. Yes we live in a "free speech" society, true, but in this case, suicidal people are not really thinking straight. I know. because i was on that path. Making such informaiton readily available on the internet only makes it easier to influence an already unstable mind seeking for a way out, into a false "solution".

      My advice is to save that money you sugested, and spend it on a somethign positive for yourself, either professional help, or even a holiday, depending on who you are. And who knows, life may turn out better.

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    19. Re:Fines ? by mirko · · Score: 1

      Cher Maître,
      I think the web is defacto organized so that it's really difficult to find such info.
      Cf my answer to the AC above : I browsed the newsgroup he mentioned and found a compilation which was sometime really funny but never REALISTIC.
      I'm actually happy, now, I have great opportunities and the hard brainstorming I had made me focus on ways to dynamise my life by adding much variety to it.
      And I think sad people should participate to a Choir, yes, singing is something that really helps.

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    20. Re:Fines ? by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

      Depression is not one of those times; depression is temporary.

      Depression is temporary, yes, but speaking from experience, it never appears that way.

    21. Re:Fines ? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I believe that there is no situation in which suicide is a good option.

      1. You've been captured by the Japanese in the Second World War and the only alternative is decades of torture.
      2. You've been defeated in battle or committed a crime and suicide is the only way to regain your honour.
      3. You're a spy who's been captured by Al-Qaeda and suicide is the only way that they won't be able to get information from you.
      4. When your life is of a level of misery low enough that you'd prefer not to live at all.

    22. Re:Fines ? by drsquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Suicide is a permanent solution to suffering, but it also stops love, joy, etc.

      People depressed enough to commit suicide generally don't have any love or joy in their lives, and no prospect of it. Depression isn't a temporary thing, it lasts for years, decades. When you've been completely miserable for years and years, without a single enjoyable memory or anything to look forward to, no friends, no relationships, no ambitions or expectations, then you can make an intelligent prediction that your life is never going to get better, or if it is going to get better, it would be so far in the future that living out the remaining misery in between isn't worth it.

      In such a situtation, suicide is generally the intelligent option. It's not temporary, it's not a passing ailment like the flu or a broken limb, it's permanent. You're probably one of those people who hasn't been depressed, or who has been depressed for only a few months, or took some tablets and got over it, in which case you would find it hard to believe that some people's entire lives have been completely horrible.

      Personally I've been depressed for the last 5 years, but I haven't killed myself yet. I've enough opportunity for change in my life that there's a decent prospect that my life could change for the better. It might do or it might not. At any rate, I'll give it another 5 years, and if the situation hasn't improved, then suicide will be the only available option.

      Of course this plan goes down the shitter if it turn's out there's reincarnation and I have to go through it all again, or there's some malevolent god who sends people to hell for eternal torment if they commit suicide.

    23. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had exactly the same problem. I found it incredibly frustrating to find something on the internet I simply could not find relevant results for. Still , I suppose I am still alive now and although i cant find any point to my existance it would be nice to know of some good ways to extinguish my flame.

      One part of me thinks that anything that keeps people with suicidal thoughts from actually going through with it - ive been on the other side and it made me feel worse to realise that not only was my life worth shit - I couldnt even find a way to end it!

    24. Re:Fines ? by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 1

      If you're out looking for suicide info that should mean you're not serious about it. If you are you would have commited it (it's not that hard) without much ado and poking around searching for information.

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    25. Re:Fines ? by mirko · · Score: 1

      1) it's a past tendency
      2) if you want someone you live with to materially survive you, it's anything but easy to make it look like an accident so that she won't feel guilty and the insurance will give her something to live on.

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    26. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you should seek some profesional help. While I realise that I am an anonyomous entity on one of the internets largest discussion sites and have no idea of your personal problems, I believe that there is no situation in which suicide is a good option.

      Please do get in touch with someone who can help, friends, family. If you feel comfortable revealing your address on /., then I'm sure that someone can direct you to a good psychiatrist in the area.


      I think I speak for a lot of people here when I say shut the fuck up you moron. You are one sick twisted fuck. If you feel comfortable revealing your address on /., then I'm sure that someone can direct you to a good psychiatrist in the area.

    27. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The time when suicide is a good option is when you are absolutely sure the suffering is permanent and no amount of love or joy can mitigate it."

      This is why, on balance, many people in prison, having carefully considered their situation, conclude that suicide is a logical alternative.

      The irony is that we stop them from doing it because we consider suicide cruel.

    28. Re:Fines ? by bogado · · Score: 1

      All the people that succeed in this were not available for comments.

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    29. Re:Fines ? by agraupe · · Score: 1

      Nah... there is one and only one situation in which I'd contemplate suicide, and that would be if I were ever injured in such a way that I couldn't be a pilot... because, damn it's fun, and I've wanted to be one since I was 10, and, having started doing it, I couldn't have it taken away.

    30. Re:Fines ? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Emotions aren't rational, they're chemical. As immensely stupid as it might sound, if you're not eating properly, sleeping well, and getting exercise, that might be a good place to start.

      You should probably mention your feelings to a therapist. The social stigma regarding mental illness is horrible, but you shouldn't let that stop you if you're not happy and you think something's wrong. They can also help with permanent chemical imbalances which are part of clinical depression.

      It's hard to make that first step.

    31. Re:Fines ? by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      Some woman commited suicide here on Tuesday, in the main shopping centre in my city (~100k pop). Apparently she got a chair, put it on a railing, sat on it and leant backwards. It was only a 6 metre balcony but she landed on her head so death was quick. She did it at about 9 in the morning and my sister was working at the coffee shop who owns the chair used, and now there is talk of them being in trouble for that!

      It is a bit rude to do that in such a public place and in such a horrific manner. A 6 metre fall isn't even guarenteed death. Some shops in the centre closed for the day, and centre management is offering counciling.

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    32. Re:Fines ? by wasabii · · Score: 1

      You forget what depression itself is. It is a condition that clouds judgement by casting a darker shadow across what is simply present in every day life. Somebody who is depressed in the way you described cannot make a clear intelligent decision about weither it will or will not go away as their view point is itself effected by the condition.

      I think the laws as they work right now are nearly perfect with one exception, the debilitating medical exception.

      For instance, it is illegal to assist somebody to kill themselves. That's fine. If they really want to kill themselves they can do it themselves. Jump off a bridge. Cut your wrists. It's not that hard. Elliot Smith managed.

      It being illegal to kill yourself is just a silly pointless law. Lets see them try to enforce it!

      There was a period in my life, about 8 years of it, where I contiplated suicide every day. If given an appropiate painless means, I have no doubt I would have taken it. However, I didn't. I was too scared to cut my wrists because it would hurt, I was too scared to jump off a bridge because it would be a long fall.

      Eventually I just got over it. I made a friend. Life just one day got better. It wasn't a permanent condition, but at the time it seemed so. If I had taken the easy way out, or been offered an easy way out, I would have never reached this point.

    33. Re:Fines ? by CokeFiend · · Score: 1

      Suicide is a seflish act, nothing more. It is an attempt to end ones own suffering, disregarding the feelings of others. There is a reason why, in all forms of religion (except maybe certain forms of islam), that suicide is one of the worst sins and a free ticket to "hell". IMO taking your own life is just as bad as taking another persons life.

    34. Re:Fines ? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Insightful
      No. The selfish act is telling people that suicide is wrong. The selfish act is those that wish to live placing their feelings over the terrible suffering of those that wish to die.

      The reason why religions classify suicide as a terrible sin is quite different. The religions that survive today are those that do best at promoting their own survival. This is why religions try to take control over the sex lives and deaths of their believers. They wish to control sex because they want to ensure that sex serves one purpose - increasing the flock, and they wish to control death because they need to ensure that any death results in the recruitment of more followers eg. martyrdom rather than quiet suicide.

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    35. Re:Fines ? by scovetta · · Score: 1

      A painful, debilitating, degenerative, permanent medical condition may cause suicide to be a good option.

      I think that qualifies as inciting suicide. Please send your money to me, or the Austrian government, whichever is easier.

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    36. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bullshit.

      I've been giving this a reasonable amount of thought recently, and it's kindof amusing to see it come up here like this. In my personal opinion, I can't agree with suicide in any situation.

      However, this thing about 'suicide is one of the worst sins and a free ticket to "hell"' is bullshit. Anybody who believes that believes in a God who is a heartless asshole, whatever that person might claim about their God being loving. Whether the choice is right or not (again, I think not), people who choose suicide are in complete desperation. Why else do you think they'd make that choice?

      A God who would take people in their deepest darkest moment and condemn them to eternal damnation would be... well... I can't begin to describe it. "Complete cunt" will do as a start. And if I'm faced with a God like that when I die, he can find out what I think. Satan would be preferable.

    37. Re:Fines ? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1
      I read somewhere that if you commit suicide that you are immediately born again and put right back into the same situation again until you overcome it. When you have overcome everything and die naturally or by accident (and your assignment is over), you are free and can rest. Some people think that living on Earth is hell. Life 200 years ago, that seems reasonable to think that. Hell isn't so bad anymore, they have air-conditioning and health care.

      The solution is often easy by the way. Don't allow yourself to think about it. An idle mind is the plaything of the Devil (old saying). Do other things, join a church group, help the handicapped, rewrite some software, anything but do something with yourself. Too many people waste their lives doing nothing or next to nothing. I had to write a eulogy for someone last year and I realized that individual didn't do a damn thing with their time here except waste resources (in her 40's). Even the parents had nothing to add.

      There is always someone else out there that is worse off than you are. I have met people that life has been very cruel to. They get involved in groups and they say it helps a lot. Before you know it, you will be old and it will be your time to go. On the other hand if you think about it, one day can be like a lifetime.

      Having said all of this, I do think a site that has information on how to commit suicide with the least impact should be out there. Many suicides have collateral damage - death by police, death by auto accident, and so on. They needlessly burdon someone else with a death and sometimes jail time. Was it a suicide or homicide? Police do the best they can (at least I hope they do) but it is their job to suspect foul play. Then there is the possibility that it won't be successful. I have seen pictures where a guy blew the side of his face off with a shotgun - and lived. I'm amazed at what people have tried and survived. A site that shows how to do it right would seem to be a good idea. Maybe some lawyers and politicians would use it. Sorry, couldn't resist.

    38. Re:Fines ? by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      Francis Gary Powers had a cyanide pin and didn't use it.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Gary_Powers

    39. Re:Fines ? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yep, typical Christian BS again, trying to scare everyone into submission with the fear of hell.

      "Don't commit suicide or you're going to hell."

      "If you're not Christian, you're going to hell."

      "If you're not [particular Christian denomination or sect], you're going to hell."

      Just pathetic.

    40. Re:Fines ? by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      You couldn't find anything? the Church of Euthanasia had a list of methods, their pros and cons, and a recommnedation on methods. google for it, and remember: helium is cheap, inert, and safe.

    41. Re:Fines ? by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      IMO taking your own life is just as bad as taking another persons life.

      How does this follow? Should a person not be permitted to do anything they desire so long as it harms none? If I chose to kill myself in a way that doesn't endanger anyone how is it wrong, evil, bad, or in any way akin to forcefully taking the life of someone who desires to live?

      The feelings of others really has no bearing on it. If I let the fact that some of my actions might make someone feel bad alter my actions, then I should probably do nothing at all for fear of emotionally damaging some random individual by rudely breathing too loudly in their vicinity.

    42. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life is a temporary problem too. Don't pretend you're not going to die one day, temojen. The tragedy isn't that he might die early, but rather that he would live on when he doesn't have to.

    43. Re:Fines ? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      There was this case here in BC where a man was ordered to pay his ex-wife more allimony than he could afford, to the point where he was left to poverty for the rest of his life, given his current wages. I cannot imagine having to deal with a life of court-ordered poverty. His solution was to kill himself. Right or wrong, this man hit a brick wall in life. It was a very tragic story.

      Not that I agree with his solution, but I understand why he killed himself. If it were me, I'd have either given up and taken welfare so the ex-wife gets nothing, or I'd have driven into the judge so I'd get to spend the rest of my life being taken care of. Both are better options than working to only support the ex-wife.

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    44. Re:Fines ? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Oh, here's a link to that case

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    45. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The time when suicide is a good option is when you are absolutely sure the suffering is permanent and no amount of love or joy can mitigate it. Depression is not one of those times; depression is temporary.

      The funny thing is that when you're depressed you are often absolutely sure that the state is permanent (not to speak about painful etc). You might even think mantras like "this is temporary it will go away this is temporary it will go away this is...", but if you're unlucky it'll make it even worse.
      Of course it usually does go away in a year or few, but rational thinking isn't an option for seriously depressed.

    46. Re:Fines ? by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      One word for you.

      Seppuku

      p

    47. Re:Fines ? by rossifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They wish to control sex because they want to ensure that sex serves one purpose - increasing the flock

      Ah, but sex does so much more than that for those religions that put controls on it. If the religious-based morals surrounding sex are broken (and they are usually impossible not to break, i.e. Matthew 5:28), they provide a massive supply of guilt, which disempowers that person (I'm so worthless, I can't even control my biologically driven thoughts), empowering the religion and the religion's leaders.

      The argument that sex is just for procreation is simply one part of those religous rules surrounding sex that help to control the flock.

      Regards,
      Ross

    48. Re:Fines ? by not-real-sure · · Score: 1

      What fucking drug are you smoking?? In 99% of all major religions the only expectable ways of death are natural causes or accidents. You may want to toss in giving your life to save the life of another but martyrdom doesn't serve a purpose in religion nowadays.

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    49. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why religions try to take control over the sex lives

      Or is it because these religions view sex as something more than a mechanical satiation of some neanderthal urge? Maybe said religions recognize that there is a emotional and spiritual dimension to sex as well as a physical one. Just maybe, these religions try to shelter the beauty that is sex and view people as people rather than objects to be consumed.

    50. Re:Fines ? by Obfiscator · · Score: 1
      People depressed enough to commit suicide generally don't have any love or joy in their lives, and no prospect of it. Depression isn't a temporary thing, it lasts for years, decades. When you've been completely miserable for years and years, without a single enjoyable memory or anything to look forward to, no friends, no relationships, no ambitions or expectations, then you can make an intelligent prediction that your life is never going to get better, or if it is going to get better, it would be so far in the future that living out the remaining misery in between isn't worth it.

      It seems to be one's perception that nothing good is in their life that frequently drives them to the attempt, rather than there actually being nothing good.

      In a sense, this is better, since it's usually easier to change a perception than to change an actual event. I don't know if this is what is going on in your case, but I hope so, and I hope you are able to change it.

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    51. Re:Fines ? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      view people as people rather than objects to be consumed
      This is precisely the opposite of what religion does. This is why some religions would rather a child be born unwanted than allow the parents to terminate a pregnancy - because they value their numbers more than the happiness of that child. This is why religions from the dawn of time have asked followers to cast down their lives to further the cause of their religion. This is why some religions call for the death penalty for apostasy - because they would rather keep their numbers high than have their members see sense. Go to any art gallery and look at the religious art. 90% of it is pictures of people being 'consumed' for the sake of their religion.

      And get your science straight. I have no idea what a 'neanderthal' urge is.

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    52. Re:Fines ? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      martyrdom doesn't serve a purpose in religion nowadays
      You don't watch the news much do you?

      And I didn't say the religions encourage martyrdom - but that to most religions the only acceptable form of suicide is that which furthers the religious cause. Quite different statements.

      Oh, by the way, if you think martyrdom isn't important in religion today you might want to take a look at the pictures of that Jesus guy nailed to a cross that seem to be ubiquitous in churches today.

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    53. Re:Fines ? by astflgl · · Score: 1

      Well I don't recommend suicide, but my advice is if you must do it be sure to use up all your resources before you go.

      So 5 years pass and you still think living is a pain in the ass. Sell all your stuff, take out loans from banks, loansharks etc, load up on drugs and booze, hire cars and do donuts on your boss's lawn, have massive orgies of unprotected sex with hookers, basically go nuts on a massive bender/spending spree. Then when you have 500 bucks left, take a bunch of lsd and jump out of an airplane or something. (hey you still end up dead, but at least it's better than jumping under a bus)

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    54. Re:Fines ? by not-real-sure · · Score: 1

      What purpose does that serve TODAY!!! I highly doubt that Jesus on a cross or some terrorist in bits and pieces after a susicide attack furthers an agenda. If 1 man kills himself for the cause that he choose then horray for him. If 1 man kills 30 to 3000 for the cause that he choose then that does not further the cause. That is the point that I am trying to make. You can blow yourself up or nail yourself to a cross it still doesn't serve a purpose in the eyes of people as a whole.

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    55. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one neat thing about Catholicism. Based on the dillemma of the unbaptised, the mentally unfit, and those who simply have never heard the "Word of God" going to hell, the papacy created a whole new celestial realm: limbo. But limbo opens a whole new theological can of worms: can the unbaptized go to hell? Baptism becomes the same as entering a contract. If you agree to the terms of the contract, you go to heaven. If you break the contract, you go to hell. If you don't sign, well then it's limbo for you. Limbo is supposed to be an allright place to be. Not great, not torment. I mean, you don't get to live in the constant presence and awe of god, but... hey. whatever. At least you don't get flaming pitchforks up the rear.

      Hmm... I wonder if being excommunicated from the church would be the same as the church breaking the contract, freeing you to go back to limbo when you die???

      Next topic: how many angels can dance on the end of a pin? (possible answers for contemplation: 8, 17, an infinite number if god so willed it, it depends on the tune they're playing.)

    56. Re:Fines ? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      Suicide bombers are doing a great job in the Middle East to help promote causes. That is their primary function. You might not be impressed but new suicide bomber recruits are made every day. And Jesus on a cross 2000 years ago (or at least the belief that he was nailed to a cross then) is still promoting the Christian cause.

      Anyway, as I said earlier, many religions no longer actively promote martyrdom (that role has been taken over by the state and it's no longer called 'martyrdom' - rather 'sacrifice' or 'patriotism') and I'm not saying that it's important. What I'm saying is that almost all religions would rather have a martyr than an ordinary suicide and they certainly don't want to lose members from the flock unless they can profit by it.

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    57. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the central crede of the Wiccan religion is "An It Harm None, Do What Ye Will." So, from their viewpoint, yeah. Oh... except for the part of "An It Harm None." Cause, you see, if you cause harm to yourself (of which ending a life can under most people's definition, be causing harm) then you are not harming none. By harming that one (yourself) you are violating the central crede, which would be the Christian equivalent of sin.

      I think that I'm just gonna start my own philosophy/religion with two rules:
      1) Don't try to screw anyone over.
      2) Bonus points for helping others out.

      Then for our mass we'll check out a movie, and then maybe go out for ice-cream. unless you're lactose intolerant or on a diet or something. Now _THIS_ sounds like a religion. In the late summer we could maybe have the special observance of going to the fair, trying out a couple rides, checking out the animals, then cotton candy or cream puffs if that's your sort of thing.

      Winter would definately be the time of sledding or snow ball fights followed by hot cocao. Or maybe coffee if you're old enough.

    58. Re:Fines ? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      There's a big difference between a permanent condition and one that feels like it is permanent.

      In the absence of any other truly permanent condition causing it, depression is the latter.

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    59. Re:Fines ? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Some people actually want to commit suicide a quiet way. I had a deep depression last winter and actively looked for such info but could not find some.

      Carbon Monoxide poisoning is painless. Carbon Monoxide comes from any engine. If you don't have a car and a hose, you could always try a whippersnipper in your bedroom with the doors closed.

      You could also try a pan of Ethylene Glycol (Antifreeze) on a hotplate while you're taking a nap... that would be even less noisy I suppose.

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    60. Re:Fines ? by fanblade · · Score: 1

      "This is why religions try to take control over the sex lives and deaths of their believers. They wish to control sex because they want to ensure that sex serves one purpose - increasing the flock"

      If what you say were true, religions that have teachings on appropriate sexual behaviors would always favor the behavior that results in the most pregnancies. But in reality, all of these said religions offer views that discourage certain sexual behaviors. Therefore, they must hold these teachings for reasons other than strictly "increasing the flock."

    61. Re:Fines ? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      Businesses exist to make money. Therefore the companies with the most expensive products make the most money. Of course not. But that's where simplistic reasoning gets you.

      What behaviors to religions discourage and encourage? Almost universal is the proscription of adultery. Unsurprising, a married couple has traditionally provided a better place for bringing up children. Almost universal also is the outlawing of homosexuality. Again, obviously connected to child production. Many religions outlaw masturbation and oral and other types of sex. Similarly some religions outlaw contraception but I know of none that actually encourage it. Again, these don't do much for child production. Very few religions have tried to outlaw sex between married people. In fact, many religions encourage it. (Go forth and multiply.) In the rare cases where sex is completely outlawed it's usually confined to a very small subsection of society, eg. priests.

      Where is any of this inconsistent with what I say? There's only one place where I see contradition: in the Catholic bans on some types of sperm collection even when used in the service of childbirth. For example AFAIK Catholics can't strictly jerk off into a pot and then expect to use that for IV fertilization. (Though AFAIK you are allowed to use a collection device like a 'leaky' condom.) But this is easy to explain - IV is new technology and religions have always been conservative in the face of new technology.

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    62. Re:Fines ? by vettemph · · Score: 1

      >[suicide] stops love, joy, etc.

      But remaining in this dredful place does not make love and joy return so whats the difference?

      Besides, laws regarding suicide are strickly an economic debate. What industry would lobby to have you spend $50,000 on your slow exit when you could just go out without a large fee. hmmm.... investors in health care? Anyone who "owns" something in the medical industry?
      They certainly don't make any dough off us healthy folks. :)
      They need an unlimited supply of insured dependents to fill the beds.

      Cheers,

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    63. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot: where people got upmodded for telling people how to suicide in a story that is about forbiding to tell it.

      You can almost smell the freedom.

    64. Re:Fines ? by enjoys-pigeons · · Score: 1

      "When you've been completely miserable for years and years, without a single enjoyable memory or anything to look forward to, no friends, no relationships, no ambitions or expectations, then you can make an intelligent prediction that your life is never going to get better"

      Yeah, it's not going to get better. Not if you live your life always wallowing in self-pity and thinking that you have the most horrible life imaginable. One must realize that in order for their life to change, they have to change.

      A bad out-look on life can have devastating effects and is easily cured if one is optimistic.
      I'm only seventeen, so I look toward my future with hope. I want to live the best that I can and I've found that having a positive attitude greatly enhances chances of success. I can't say that I've experienced the worst thing that will happen to me in my lifetime, but I also feel that I have yet to experience the most enjoyable.

      I think I'll take my chances with life, at least it's interesting.

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    65. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Please send your money to me, or the Austrian government, whichever is easier."

      They should send it to you as you obviously need reading or geography lessons...

    66. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the anti-abortion religions were doing it solely for their own numbers to be increased, it would be much more logical for them to ban abortion only among themselves, and let the rest of the world control their population effectively. Why give everyone else the advantage of several kids to carry on their beliefs?

      Religions have indeed asked followers to cast down their lives for their beliefs. In their minds, their beliefs are the truth, and promoting the truth is acknowledged to be a noble cause well outside of religion. Even if you don't agree with their religion, the fact that they sacrificed their own lives defending the truth (from their perspective) is admirable. Or would you have prefered that Galileo take back his heliocentrism because of the threat to his life by the Catholic Church?

      And get your English straight. Yes, humans did not evolve from Neanderthals, but 'Neanderthal' is a perfectly acceptable slang word for 'dull-witted or primitive'.

    67. Re:Fines ? by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I believe that there is no situation in which suicide is a good option.

      Sure there is. If a couple of gunmen were to break into my house, I would try to take them out in order to save my children. Yes, it would likely be at the cost of my life as I only have a few hand-to-hand weapons arround, so...

      Similarly, if I had a terminal illness and my health was likely to decline sharply and without likelihood of remission, I would probably commit suicide. Why should I want to prolong suffering?

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    68. Re:Fines ? by scovetta · · Score: 1

      Reading lessons might help.

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    69. Re:Fines ? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Emotions aren't rational, they're chemical. As immensely stupid as it might sound, if you're not eating properly, sleeping well, and getting exercise, that might be a good place to start.

      That's odd, because I get regular exercise, eat and sleep well, yet am still depressed. In fact, the increased stress and misery from exercise, and lack of pleasure from food, exagerates the depression even more.

    70. Re:Fines ? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I'm only seventeen, so I look toward my future with hope. I want to live the best that I can and I've found that having a positive attitude greatly enhances chances of success. I can't say that I've experienced the worst thing that will happen to me in my lifetime, but I also feel that I have yet to experience the most enjoyable.

      A few years of unending failures and disappointments should put pay to that optimistic attitude. Once all your prospects and expectations have crumbled into nothing and your life becomes exponentially more miserable, you'll change your mind.

      I think I'll take my chances with life, at least it's interesting.

      For now, at least.

    71. Re:Fines ? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Well that sucks :-)

      You do realize you're saing you know your depression is chronic and irrational.

      If you were giving yourself advice, what would you tell you to do?

    72. Re:Fines ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why some religions would rather a child be born unwanted than allow the parents to terminate a pregnancy - because they value their numbers more than the happiness of that child.

      Abortion denies a unique being from even having an opportunity for happiness.

      Who are you to decide for a person what will make them happy? I for one am very happy you weren't given the opportunity to decide what would make me happy.

  4. deterrant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    they should instate the death penalty for suicides. that should have a deterrant effect.

    1. Re:deterrant by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      they say it is the only crime, if successfuly violated, will never be prosecuted.

    2. Re:deterrant by JPriest · · Score: 1

      #2. Avading the police :)

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    3. Re:deterrant by gnuman99 · · Score: 1
      they should instate the death penalty for suicides

      Done. http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/27/train.derailment/ .

      From story: ...Initially, Alvarez intended to commit suicide, police said, but he changed his mind. He exited his sport utility vehicle and watched as the Metrolink train hit it, derailed, ran into a northbound Metrolink commuter train and crashed into a parked Union Pacific train, police said .... charged with 11 counts of murder .... Prosecutor: No decision yet on whether to pursue death penalty

    4. Re:deterrant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take acception to your post.

    5. Re:deterrant by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      The penalty for attempted suicide in Victorian England was death. It took them a while to work out what was wrong with that...

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    6. Re:deterrant by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The opposite of the evil situation where people who have recieved the death penalty are prevented from commiting suicide, because only the state gets to decide time and means of death of the person. The ultimate in fascist control. "You are a thing. We control you totally, life and death".

      My own opinion is that people should have the right to decide what to do with their own lives, and that includes deciding how to die.

      However, I still find suicide to be the ultimately selfish act. I was on a ski trip a few years back. One guy who came along (aquaintance of an aquaintance) talked a lot about having been depressed and still occasionally considering suicide. His closest friend on the trip said "Ok, but you will leave your children without a father, and emotionally devastated. Also consider what an example you are setting for them. You will show them that suicide is an acceptable situation when they are depressed. Consider that first."

      The guy became very silent after that. I felt sorry for him of course. While true, the guilt might have been another emotional burden for him.

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    7. Re:deterrant by Zawash · · Score: 1

      Naw - they should instate the death penalty for attempted suicide. That'll show 'em!

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    8. Re:deterrant by fyoder · · Score: 1
      There is a law against suicide,
      If you kill yourself, you will be tried.
      If you hung yourself you'll be sentenced then
      At a future date to hang again.

      But wait, there's hope, and that would be
      To get off on a technicality.
      "You can't kill my client", the lawyer said, "For you see, your honour, he's already dead."

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    9. Re:deterrant by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      I felt sorry for him of course.

      Don't. Obviously, he wanted to be talked out of it, and his friend gave him some truth to think about. I'm sure he's better for it.

      Most people who think about suicide and talk about it and even most who try to do it are really crying out for help. If this guy really wanted to kill himself he would not be bringing it up at a ski trip. It's an attempt to communicate - a severely dysfunctional one, for sure, but nonetheless that's what it (usually) is.

    10. Re:deterrant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, I still find suicide to be the ultimately selfish act.


      All actions are. We give to charity because it makes us feel good. The most charitable person is still an completely selfish person.

      On the one hand, killing yourself leaves those around you devestated. On the other staying alive, in certian curcumstances, can be a drain on the peopl around you.

      There is then a huge debate about personal rights and civil responsiblities. Where does my right to control the end of my life start and my obligation to my family stop. Should the state (which has little information about how much I could really be suffering) have control over that line, or should it be put in my hand (even when I may be going through a clinical state where my judgements are impaired, as most are when they consider and/or commit suicide)?

      --begin sarcasm
      Personally, I think that suicide permits make sense (well as much sense as outlawing suicide -- "you're under arrest; you just killed your self")... If you're saine enough to file all the proper papers, be checked for a treatable temporary clinical state where by you can judge the options objectivly, and don't change your mind in the "waiting period"... Then, your obviously in the proper mind to make your own choice. Remember to fill out the permit application with a #2 pencil, write all information in block lettering, fill all bubles in completly, and sign with a blue or black ink ball point pen.
      --end sarcasm
    11. Re:deterrant by Knuckles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That would be a penalty for murder then, not suicide

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    12. Re:deterrant by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      Nothing was wrong with it as such.

      The logic was just brutally flawed. Attempted murder was punishable by death, and murder was defined as "Killing a person." So when you tried to kill yourself, it was considered attempted murder, and thus punishable by death.

      Which is what they wanted to begin with.

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    13. Re:deterrant by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      Bastard. Death is too good for him. You americans are too lenient against such people. Killing him? That's doing a favour.

    14. Re:deterrant by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      I have to say, I actually like this idea. A suicide permit. Of course, it would make me want to kill myself just doing the paperwork, but oh well.

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    15. Re:deterrant by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      All I can say is that people who talk about suicide are already trying to fight it. They need help, and are trying (in an somewhat ineffective way) to get it. Anyone who is serious just does it.

      I know more than a few people who simply skipped the whole "my life sucks, I want to kill myself" bit. They just went off and tried (usually failing).

      People who are depressed enough to actually kill themselves don't need a website. Humans are very resourceful at killing. You might say we've evolved for it...

      -WS

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    16. Re:deterrant by compro01 · · Score: 1

      just the differance is that they are killed in a more painful manner than their original plan

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    17. Re:deterrant by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      My response to any of my friends who mention suicide is always: "I'll help you buy the gun or the rope, or help you pick another method. However, if you try it and screw it up, I don't ever want to see you, or talk to you again." At that point every one of them usually takes a step back and actually thinks about it. It's not a perfect method, or one I recommend, but I can say that none of my (incredibly stupid and supposedly depressed) friends has killed themselves.

      Personally, I don't see how it's my responsibility or even my business if someone wants to die, and I certainly am not going to use every trick in the book to guilt trip them into life. What I won't do is -not- argue them out of it, then have sympathy for them if they can't go through with it completely or competently. I can, and would, have sympathy for someone who planned it, prepared, and then stopped themselves before starting the process, but halfway through is not the place to stop.

    18. Re:deterrant by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      The opposite of the evil situation where people who have recieved the death penalty are prevented from commiting suicide, because only the state gets to decide time and means of death of the person. The ultimate in fascist control. "You are a thing. We control you totally, life and death".

      Sounds about right to me. Did their victims choose the time and circumstances of their deaths?

    19. Re:deterrant by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      Religious courts have been known to ignore even that. Exhibit A

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  5. What's the penalty for suicide? by robw810 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wait, let me guess - they institute the death penalty for suicide??? What a stupid law (as are most)... RW

  6. whaaa? by I+kan+Spl · · Score: 1

    Darn, now I'll have to move my site elsewhere...

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    1. Re:whaaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about dorks.info?

  7. teenagers.. by Renraku · · Score: 2, Funny

    This just in..

    High school girl arrested for telling her boyfriend to 'drink bleach and die'

    If this were Fark, we'd need an 'Aussie' tag.

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    1. Re:teenagers.. by rush22 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If this were Fark...

      Hmmm... Let's see:

      "Wacky News?" check.
      Flamebait headline?... check.
      Single link to short article?... check.
      Trolling?... check.

      ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. This is ironic by pHatidic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seeing as the Internet is a major contributing factor to depression and suicide nowadays.

    1. Re:This is ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      ironic Audio pronunciation of "ironic" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-rnk) also ironical (-rn-kl)
      adj.

      1. Characterized by or constituting irony.
      2. Given to the use of irony. See Synonyms at sarcastic.
      3. Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended: madness, an ironic fate for such a clear thinker. ....

      ironically adv.
      ironicalness n.

      Usage Note: The words ironic, irony, and ironically are sometimes used of events and circumstances that might better be described as simply "coincidental" or "improbable," in that they suggest no particular lessons about human vanity or folly. Thus 78 percent of the Usage Panel rejects the use of ironically in the sentence In 1969 Susie moved from Ithaca to California where she met her husband-to-be, who, ironically, also came from upstate New York. Some Panelists noted that this particular usage might be acceptable if Susie had in fact moved to California in order to find a husband, in which case the story could be taken as exemplifying the folly of supposing that we can know what fate has in store for us. By contrast, 73 percent accepted the sentence Ironically, even as the government was fulminating against American policy, American jeans and videocassettes were the hottest items in the stalls of the market, where the incongruity can be seen as an example of human inconsistency.

      irony Audio pronunciation of "irony" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-)
      n. pl. ironies

      1.
      1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
      2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
      3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.
      2.
      1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).
      2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
      3. Dramatic irony.
      4. Socratic irony.

      [French ironie, from Old French, from Latin rna, from Greek eirneia, feigned ignorance, from eirn, dissembler, probably from eirein, to say. See wer-5 in Indo-European Roots.]

    2. Re:This is ironic by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      How the frack do you come up with that idea ? The only logical connection I can see is that the internet allows easy access to depressing information ... but it is the information not the net that is the problem.

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  9. Find A Taller Building by darth_silliarse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Imagine being fined committing suicide. Give you more incentive to jump wouldn't it?

    --
    I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born - Ronald Reagan
    1. Re:Find A Taller Building by Big+Nothing · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born - Ronald Reagan

      I've noticed that everyone who is for death penalty has not been executed - me.

      --
      SIG: TAKE OFF EVERY 'CAPTAIN'!!
    2. Re:Find A Taller Building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I wouldn't want them to catch me now, would I?

    3. Re:Find A Taller Building by uniqueCondition · · Score: 1

      The fines could actually serve as an effective deterrent to those contemplating suicides that have an estate they want to give to loved ones.

      :. if a someone is ending their life but has allocated their estate to another, they might find the added deterent enough to prevent the suicide.

      --
      "The more you know, the less sure you are." - Voltaire
    4. Re:Find A Taller Building by AgentPhunk · · Score: 2, Funny
      I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born - Ronald Reagan

      "Ever notice that the people that are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?" --George Carlin

      (Yeah, OT I know, but I couldn't resist.)

    5. Re:Find A Taller Building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carlin has some pretty whitty and funny stuff, but that line is neither.

    6. Re:Find A Taller Building by festers · · Score: 1

      Ever notice that everyone who is for the death penalty has not commited any crimes against humanity?

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      "Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief."
    7. Re:Find A Taller Building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only say that because it cuts close to home.

    8. Re:Find A Taller Building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What color is the sky in your world?

    9. Re:Find A Taller Building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But why? Conservatives get to tax estates as they pass from the passer to his survivors.

    10. Re:Find A Taller Building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blue, and it's the exact same color that you perceive when you sense the sky. I know this because claiming that people can see things differently is relativism, and that's the worst thing you can be: a terrible atheist, liberal relativist.

    11. Re:Find A Taller Building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever notice that everyone who is for the death penalty has not commited any crimes against humanity?

      So you're telling me that Hitler, Pol Pot and Stalin were not in favor of the death penalty? What do you think Osama bin Laden's position on the death penalty is?

    12. Re:Find A Taller Building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I've noticed that everyone who is for death penalty has not been executed - me.

      That's not true.

      For example, Dr. Guillotine had the misfortune of testing out his own invention. There have been death row inmates who wished to speed their own executions. There are plenty of other counter-examples. That said, I'm personally against the death penalty.

      In an interesting side note, people given two statements that say exactly the same thing tend to rate the more pithy sounding one as "more trustworthy." Go figure.

  10. Never take for granted the rights.... by PxM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... the First Amendmentment gives us. As much as I despise some the the conservative laws in the US, I'm still proud of the fact that we support freedom of speech in some of the most extreme cases.

    In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide.
    Suicide and sedition: the only crimes where those who suceed aren't prosecuted.

    --
    Free iPod? Try a free Mac Mini
    Or a free Nintendo DS, GC, PS2, Xbox
    Wired article as proof

    1. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Never take for granted the rights ... the First Amendmentment gives us.
      The most important of which is the right to post on the Interweb without a spellchecker.

    2. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And i belive in a slashdot where people who turn off sigs to avoid advertising crap dont have it forced down our gobs by people with fake sigs.

    3. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't go that far with the first ammendment. There have been books publish that basicaly give outline on how to kill people and get away with it. Some also describe ways to commit other crimes. There also have been civil lawsuites that have found the author or publisher liable for damages when a reader decided to try out the crime.

      There is a thin line between the protection the first ammendment gives and the amount of right guarentied to a citizen. It generaly fluctuates with the sediment of the people at the time. because you have the right to say doing x will cause y to happen doesn't mean you are not acountable if y is a bad thing. I don't remeber the exact case but in the mid 90's a hate group/author publish a book wich detailed and encouraged the killing of abortion doctors. Since then they have served jail time for the actions of others they might have incited. I remeber a tracking website that was part of it too and the author of it was taken to task also.

      Bottom line is, be causious when crossing the line of sanity and decency. It may come back to bite you. Saying that sliting your wrists in a bathtub of warm water is better because the blood won't claught when draining from you numb and probably now unconcious body might have some reprosals.

      I'll probably get in trouble for makeing the above example. It isn't exactly rocket science though, more like first aid.

    4. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by rsidd · · Score: 1
      I'm still proud of the fact that we support freedom of speech in some of the most extreme cases.

      Yes, like white supremacist groups inciting their members to murder judges and their families?

      We all value free speech but the rest of the world thinks the US takes free speech too far (and remember, the US doesn't have the best record for civil liberties for non-whites, or racial harmony, so preaching that free speech trumps everything else seems, well strange).

    5. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1
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      Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
    6. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Does the First Amendmentment cover yelling "Jump!" on a crowded ledge?

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    7. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy fuck, man, nice spelling and grammar on you. Let me guess: American?

    8. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by trixy_1086 · · Score: 1

      I believe he was very correct about the first amendment. It prevents the government from inhibitting your right to say what you'd like, but by no means absolves you from damages resulting from what you say. Also, to take up your example of the hate group's book, you even say yourself that they served jail time for the actions of others, not so much for what they said.

      I guess the best way to summarize is that the first amendment protects your right to be an idiot.

    9. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      You cant take freedom to far, it either exists or it does not, there is no middle ground.

      The only person in this country who allows foriegn people to dictate gov't policy is bush, of course he allows the wrong group of foriegners to dictate the wrong things .... but thats another story.

      Please enlighten me as to what major country has a good record with regards to civil liberties for all of its citizens ? Somewhere along the line somebody gets short changed. Always happens.

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    10. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      Technically no. In reality you would be hard pressed to find a case where the charges were pressed since in most cases the yeller is in a crowd and cops are lazy.

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    11. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wouldn't go that far with the first ammendment. There have been books publish that basicaly give outline on how to kill people and get away with it. Some also describe ways to commit other crimes. There also have been civil lawsuites that have found the author or publisher liable for damages when a reader decided to try out the crime.

      There is a thin line between the protection the first ammendment gives and the amount of right guarentied to a citizen. It generaly fluctuates with the sediment of the people at the time. because you have the right to say doing x will cause y to happen doesn't mean you are not acountable if y is a bad thing. I don't remeber the exact case but in the mid 90's a hate group/author publish a book wich detailed and encouraged the killing of abortion doctors. Since then they have served jail time for the actions of others they might have incited. I remeber a tracking website that was part of it too and the author of it was taken to task also.

      Bottom line is, be causious when crossing the line of sanity and decency. It may come back to bite you. Saying that sliting your wrists in a bathtub of warm water is better because the blood won't claught when draining from you numb and probably now unconcious body might have some reprosals.

      I'll probably get in trouble for makeing the above example. It isn't exactly rocket science though, more like first aid.


      Ahh... I feel cleansed now.
    12. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by AlanS2002 · · Score: 0

      WTF is it with the usage of the word "Interweb" that I've been seeing and hearing over the last few months. Is it an old one come back into fashion or is it a new term used as a synomyn for the www? Or is it people trying to be hip by saying Internet in a different way? I hope it's just a new synomyn for the www, if it ain't it just looks like a mass circle jerk.

      --
      Not all conservatives are stupid,
      but it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
      - Hume
    13. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The book you're referring to is Hit Man: A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors, which is available a gazillion places online. The man who committed the murder was Lawrence Horn. Thing is, the dude had been in and out of prison several times previously... and if 1. the instructions in the book were worthwhile and 2. he had actually used them fully, then he wouldn't have allowed himself to get caught.

      And the publisher was NOT found guilty, they settled.

    14. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cant take freedom to far, it either exists or it does not, there is no middle ground.

      Yes you can! Specifically, you can believe your individual freedom to be more important than any other person's individual or the collective freedom of other people, and act on it. Don't believe me? Think about this, theft is really the result of someone thinking that they have the ability to take something just because they want it. Most other antisocial behaviors follow similiar "logic".

      Your freedom ends where another person's begins, as does mine, as does everyone else's!

    15. Re:Never take for granted the rights.... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Suicide and sedition: the only crimes where those who suceed aren't prosecuted.

      If suicide is a crime then surely they prosecute you and throw your corpse in jail. The Australian authorities wouldn't want to be seen as being silly.

  11. objectionable material definition by Engineer+Andy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Governments everywhere legislate what is and what is not objectionable material. This is just part of australia saying that this is material that they do not want published in australian websites. Your views may differ as to whether it is right to or not, but it is not unreasonable for governments to object to sites showing how to do illegal things.

    Different in terms of why it is objectionable, but the same reasons lie behind why governments legislate against kiddy pr0n, pull down sites with bomb making instructions, incitements for hatred (in many countries).

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    "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World" 1 John 4:14
    1. Re:objectionable material definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm an Australian.

      Its my life, if I want to top myself I will.

    2. Re:objectionable material definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well thats all well and good. But its against the law.

      If the Australian government wish to prohibit people viewing material online that helps people to break the law, regardless of what your moral stance on it is, they are perfectly within their right.

      Get over it.

    3. Re:objectionable material definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh its "against the law", end of argument!

      Laws are interpreted not enforced by the letter.

      Its is the governments prerogative to implement laws, but only as the people see fit to let them.

      I think its you who has the problem, your not standing up for the governments position but supporting a position that you strongly agree with.

      I think it is you who should "get over it" and keep you righteousness indignation to yourself.

    4. Re:objectionable material definition by dissy · · Score: 1

      I don't think the argument is _if_ they can do so. For all the reasons you pointed out, they most certainly can.

      It's a question of if doing so is really a right thing.

      "kiddy pr0n, sites with bomb making instructions, incitements for hatred"
      All of those things can (and mostly do, and mostly are for no other purpose) hurt other people aginst their will.

      Info on how to end your own life would be better compared to things like condom use (because sex is dirty) or self-help drug recovery (because drugs are bad, mkay? and most govt's already have a life ruining process of rehab and jail in mind for you)

      Despite the fact a government _can_ ban information about condom use, self drug rehibilitation, and of course, suicide, does not mean its right to rob people of information that effects no one but themself.

      You can also say that by killing yourself, you actually are affecting other people, and claim that is a reason why to outlaw it.
      Well, under that logic, by the fact you are not right now giving me all of your money, you are affecting me just the same.

      Does that give me, or your government, the right to force my will over yours?

    5. Re:objectionable material definition by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      Governments everywhere legislate what is and what is not objectionable material. ... Your views may differ as to whether it is right to or not, but it is not unreasonable for governments to object to sites showing how to do illegal things.

      Correct, but it really doesn't make a difference for those seeking the information. Newsflash! - People made bombs and committed suicide before the advent on the Internet! - Yes, it's true!

      Let's face it. The old cyberpunk credo still applies: Information wants to be free. You cannot legislate against common knowledge and no matter how many laws you make there'll still be information on these topics out there. Search engines will find it for you in milliseconds. You cannot put the genie back in the bottle. The information has always been out there, only now also on the Internet.

      As always: Fighting symptoms is like pissing yourself to keep warm: Temporary relief at best (and it has side effects). Instead of making stupid, pointless laws that cannot work or have any real effect they should use their efforts to stop people from wanting to kill themselves or make bombs. This is surprisingly easy actually because people don't go from 'normal' to 'suicidal' or 'terrorist' overnight... If the proper authorities just do their job nobody would go looking for these bits of information and thus nobody would bother placing them on the internet in the first place. Supply and Demand, remember?

      But fighting symptoms is easy, pointless and a vote-winner so it can keep politicians in office forever. Actually solving problems in much harder and will force them to move on to other issues that may be less obvious and harder to win votes by.

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      "For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) --
    6. Re:objectionable material definition by westlake · · Score: 1
      Despite the fact a government _can_ ban information about condom use, self drug rehibilitation, and of course, suicide, does not mean its right to rob people of information that effects no one but themself.

      Talk to anyone who has counseled friends, familes, affected by a suicide. This is not a victimless crime.

    7. Re:objectionable material definition by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      So if Bush or Karl rove say something that harms me economically or emotionally (similar to suicide) does the government gag them ? No.


      Not to mention: Slippery Slope.
      How long until they ban things that they just dont like, regardless of the "harmful" effects ? When does linux source code get banned ? VoIP ? etc etc

      Freedom is an all or nothing proposition. Punish the crime, not the idea and certainly not information about it.

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    8. Re:objectionable material definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it is not unreasonable for governments to object to sites showing how to do illegal things"

      On the contrary, it is entirely unreasonable. Trying to keep people ignorant out of a paternalistic sense of "I know better than you" is not only counterproductive, it actually retards societal growth.

      If you're going to make things illegal, they should be illegal for widely-known, easily-explicable and easily-agreed-upon reasons.

    9. Re:objectionable material definition by bogado · · Score: 1

      But talking and posting about something is not the same of doing it. Following the same line of thought you could object 80% of the film industry, since they "post" methods for committing crimes, many of them murders (that in my opinion is worst then attempt suicide).

      I don't agree with censorship, talking about suicide is not incentive, someone who decide to do it will do it, no matter if he can find or not information on the net.

      Is not like, you're browsing and you find some pointers on how to jump out of your window, and you go "wow, nice idea, I never thought of that, before, maybe I should try".

      Warning: Jumping out of your window may hurt you and others, and could cause some material damage. consult your layer before attempting such feat.

      --
      []'s Victor Bogado da Silva Lins

      ^[:wq

    10. Re:objectionable material definition by dissy · · Score: 1

      > Talk to anyone who has counseled friends, familes, affected by a suicide.
      > This is not a victimless crime.

      Its as much a _crime_ for a person to _rob you_ of _their_ life, because you feel they simply should do so despite what they think,

      than its a _crime_ for you to _rob me_ of _your_ money, because I feel you simply should give it to me despite what you think,

      or that its a _crime_ for that girl over there to _rob me_ of _her_ body, because I feel she simply must give it to me despite what she thinks.

      Lets pass the laws aginst those ones too!!!
      Actually, no, I'd rather not live in that world,
      despite the fact we are 1/3rd the way there in my examples above.

      P.S. I have lost a close friend to suicide, and as bad as I miss her, I still respect her enough to have made the choice she had to, despite if I agree with it or not. Cancer can be a bitch I hear :/

    11. Re:objectionable material definition by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Knowing how to steer a car nicely through a corner enables you to speed, therefore you should't be allowed to tell people how maneuver well in corners because it enables illegal activity.

      --

      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    12. Re:objectionable material definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this law has one purpose. It is to stop "Exit Australia" from publishing information about their Euthanasia Pill on the Internet.

      The Government has it in for Dr Nietsche, and they are doing everything they can to stop Exit Australia from operating.

  12. Suicide illegality rationalization by Monkelectric · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Many slashdoters will be asking -- WHY in the crap would they make suicide illegal and think anyone would care?

    The reason is actually, they know it is stupid to make suicide illegal -- but if it weren't illegal -- then when you tried to commit suicide, there would be no crime taking place, so they couldn't send anyone to try and save you.

    As far as WTF australia is thinking, they have consistantly not gotten it when it comes to the internet ... Im sure this is nothing new :)

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    Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    1. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by zyridium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The biggest issue is actually assisting suicide, which, unlike suicide itself, can be a repeat offence!

    2. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by redhog · · Score: 1

      Eh, you don't have to make an action illegal just for that. In .se, suicide isn't illegal,l but there still is a law they are allowed to rescue you and lock you up until you aren't suicidal any more - but in a hospital. You can never be put in a prison, and you won't have a conviction on your record.

      In addition, planning a crime is illegal in sweden, but as suicide isn't a crime, planning for your own suicide isn't a crime naither...

      Personally, I think suicide should be on the list of Human Rights.

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      --The knowledge that you are an idiot, is what distinguishes you from one.
    3. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by Asphixiat · · Score: 1

      WTF Australia is thinking?

      please dont assume what our politicians are thinking, is what the people are thinking :)

      I wish every day our ministers who discuss this ridiculous nonsense would just help the country and commit suicide.

    4. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by little1973 · · Score: 1

      No, this is illegal because the state basically owns you. You are an asset to the state, you pay taxes. If you commit suicide you won't pay any more taxes. This is the reason why it's illegal to commit suicide.

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      Government cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer. - Ludwig von Mises
    5. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by Meetch · · Score: 1
      But if I live on the dole, or some other government welfare, it would be ok? Actually, considering the costs involved in dealing with these situations, it might still take a while for the government to break even.

      So all you no-hopers considering careers of living off the tax payer, please do us a favour - if you ever decide to commit suicide, please do it early on as opposed to draining society for 20 years first. I'll not tell you how to do it though, because that will surely get me in trouble and I don't have that kinda money on me.

    6. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by DarkZero · · Score: 1

      The reason is actually, they know it is stupid to make suicide illegal -- but if it weren't illegal -- then when you tried to commit suicide, there would be no crime taking place, so they couldn't send anyone to try and save you.

      Yes, this is exactly why so many countries made it illegal to have accidents. If accidentally cutting yourself with a knife, shooting yourself in the foot, or swerving on a patch of ice and hitting another car weren't punishable by strict fines or incarceration under the law, they wouldn't be able to send an ambulance to help you, and you would die. After all, being deemed a felon is a small price to pay for falling into the acceptable guidelines for emergency medical or long-term psychiatric assistance, which strictly prohibit helping law-abiding citizens.

      Wait... what?

    7. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by Meetch · · Score: 2, Funny
      As far as WTF australia is thinking, they have consistantly not gotten it when it comes to the internet ...

      First consider that (maybe I am being a bit simplistic here) federal legislation starts with the government. Then look at this picture. Then consider that the federal leader is the short guy left of the middle up the front. Yes, the funny-looking one who doesn't quite qualify to enter a serious baldness contest. Yes, he's the captain of the team pictured.

      Would you expect anything different?

    8. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by skingers6894 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm not sure about suicide but this image is compelling evidence for euthanasia if I've ever seen one...

    9. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      "If you commit suicide you won't pay any more taxes."

      But on the other hand, if you are dead you no longer expend state resources, which represents a saving. In fact, if 100% of the population committed suicide, government expenditure would drop to zero.

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      Blank until /. makes another boneheaded UI decision.
    10. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      "Then consider that the federal leader is the short guy left of the middle up the front. Yes, the funny-looking one..."

      That's how he got to be prime minister: by cultivating that look. Everyone takes one look and instantly underestimates him.

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      Blank until /. makes another boneheaded UI decision.
    11. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 1

      a persons height and the quality of their hair have nothing to do with their ability to run a country.

      this is were america goes wrong. they have a bad habit of voting for the tall candidate with good hair.

    12. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

      See, this is where Australians are different. Just because he may actually be the right guy for the job, it's not going to stop you taking the piss...

    13. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by Festering+Leper · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think suicide should be on the list of Human Rights.

      It is in Canada.

      That being said, assisted suicide, euthanasia, and counselling someone to kill themselves are crimes with substantial penalties listed. Here's a news story about someone who publicly declared his intent and succeeded.

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      if you want people to think you know what you are talking about, just put ".com" at the end of everything you say.com
    14. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by Kergan · · Score: 1

      I'd rather say the biggest issue is making money out of suicide. As in:

      - Promoting suicide methods and selling the relevant products on the same web site

      - Offering chat rooms where suicide candidates can meet

      - Offering a space where the later can watch each other kill themselves

      Some of the above are not exactly assisting the suicide candidate. However, they all contribute to more suicides.

    15. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      You know, before the internet, TV, and pictures in the newspaper, we elected candidates based on how good they'd be a the job. The number of times I've heard 'he has an accent' or 'he looks like a monkey' as detractions to the Bush administration astounds me (not to say that they haven't made mistakes, but accents and facial features really don't rank too high)

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      "Because Science" is one step from "Because old book". Try "Because of my experiment testing my falsifiable assertion".
  13. If you are using the net.. by [cx] · · Score: 1, Insightful

    to commit suicide, you must not be seriously considering it. Because most people who are serious aren't too concerned about how they will die much less that they will in the end, die.

    Give me a break, are they going to fine libraries for having murder mysteries? Oh my, he shot that man, perhaps I could shoot myself!

    What a crock of dirty dog poo.

    [cx]

    1. Re:If you are using the net.. by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seriously considered suicide? It isn't easy to find a relatively fool-proof and painless method. People who are serious about suicide are *very* concerned with the hows. You don't want to wake up from a failed attempt.

    2. Re:If you are using the net.. by [cx] · · Score: 1

      It's only the pussies who slit their wrists in the baths that wake up, or the guys who drinking poison but not enough, or try to od on medication.

      I could give you 4 easy ways right now:

      Slash your wrists vertically.
      Cut your throat from ear to ear(might take a while).
      shoot yourself in the face.
      Turn your car in a closed garage.

      All are very typical ways of people commiting suicide, and ways they normally don't wake up.

    3. Re:If you are using the net.. by Mjec · · Score: 1
      Speaking of crocks...

      If you're going to commit suicide you'll consider it. You'll consider it very carefully and consider carefully how to do it, what to leave behind. People consider it very carefully.

      What this does is prevent websites promoting suicide with detailed instructions on how to do it. This is very similar to existing laws pertaining to movies, televisions and computer games.

      For once I don't have a lot of difficulty with an action of the Howard government. Host your site in the US - it's cheaper anyway - if you want to host this sort of crap.

      Oh, and do not try to tell us about suicide when you obviously know nothing about clinical depression.

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    4. Re:If you are using the net.. by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Turn your car in a closed garage.

      What's so painful about knocking out your garage wall with your car? *ba-dum tsssshhhh!*

      --

      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
    5. Re:If you are using the net.. by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

      This isn't hard at all.

      one
      two
      three

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    6. Re:If you are using the net.. by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1
      None of those are as easy as you make it sound.

      Even if you cut your wrists vertically, the chances are the blood will clot before you actually die. Taking drugs that thin the blood and doing it in a warm bath will help, but your chances are still pretty slim. Even getting past that, each wrist, if done properly, will bleed a *lot*. Cutting the second wrist would be very difficult under those circumstances -- you can easily pass out and then wake up.

      Cutting your throat from ear to ear certainly loses in the "pain" category. Again, the mind has in-built guards against stuff like that. It's not like you can simply hold your breath until you die.

      Shooting yourself in the face is indeed pretty "safe", but firearms are very difficult to come across in some countries (such as where I live). Not everyone is an American. Some people might want to entertain the notion of an open-casket memorial, too. And lots of people screw up the shooting thing too -- if you just point it at your face or temple you could flinch and be in trouble.

      The garage thing also isn't guaranteed -- it seems to be going the way of the gas oven. Most cars sold in the western world have too good catalytic converters to guarantee anything unless you are very careful. Plus, it will be a very, very unpleasant death -- the air will get *terrible* far before it's bad enough to kill you or make you pass out.

      I think there's a lot more people out there who have failed attempts than there are people who succeed. Jumping is probably the method with the highest success rate -- if you can get access to a tall enough building.

    7. Re:If you are using the net.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What a crock of dirty dog poo.

      That's dirty dingo poo cobber.

    8. Re:If you are using the net.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most people who are serious aren't too concerned about.."

      Frankly, it sounds like you know absolutely nothing
      about the subject. Your "Oh my, he shot that man,
      perhaps I could shoot myself!" comments make it sound
      likely. In fact, so does the first sentence, and.. oh, hell.

      It is in fact the case that access to the means to do it
      increases the number of people who do it. Of the top
      occupations in the UK at risk of suicide, all of them have
      access to lethal means and they usually use those means.
      (Various medical-related professions -- and farmers. Guess
      which group shoot or hang themselves and which group
      take drugs?)

      Getting back to TFA, it is also the case that telling people
      about how to do it increases the chances that they'll use that means.

      Reporting on suicide: recommendations for the media is a
      good place to start for this: the rest of the site has their
      evidence for what they're saying and suggestions of
      how they think suicide should be covered. For those
      who don't follow links: it is a set of guidelines for
      reporters about how not to focus on the "so he avoided
      the barriers onto the track by going when the cleaners
      had propped them open" nitty-gritty and instead to
      write a clear article which covers the news without
      causing a queue at the barriers to get onto the track.
      Because they have what seems good evidence to them
      that when you include these details, other people will
      then use them. People who might not otherwise have
      been impelled to.

      Now, if merely reading reports can give one or two
      people the impetus to do something they might not
      otherwise have done, what do you think the effect
      of these sites which recruit people for mass suicide
      spectaculars might be? *That* seems to be the focus
      of the legislation in Australia, going by the article.

    9. Re:If you are using the net.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a sick fuck. Mod parent up +funny.

    10. Re:If you are using the net.. by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      according to this article, 26 people have survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. So it is not guaranteed either.

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      Did you mount a military-grade, variable-focus MASER on an unlicensed artificial intelligence?
    11. Re:If you are using the net.. by karnal · · Score: 1

      The garage thing also isn't guaranteed -- it seems to be going the way of the gas oven. Most cars sold in the western world have too good catalytic converters to guarantee anything unless you are very careful. Plus, it will be a very, very unpleasant death -- the air will get *terrible* far before it's bad enough to kill you or make you pass out.

      I have a friend of a friend who committed suicide this way. In fact, this guy lived with us for a quarter in college....

      I can tell you a few things that you may not know.

      1. Your car burns on fuel and oxygen. If you run a car long enough in a garage (mostly sealed, of course), you will deplete the oxygen levels to a point that you will pass out. Carbon Monoxide is produced, which can kill (and does in this situation).

      (An aside - I have 2 kerosene heaters in my garage. I have to be VERY careful when running them, because they suck the oxygen right out of the air too... I've actually had trouble lighting my Zippo...)

      2. Once you pass out, you will not feel much of anything. Of course, I've not tried this method (and never will), but I'd bet that your body would just start to shut down.

      In addition, the air would be somewhat terrible, but I don't think it would cause anything that would keep you from passing out. I've been around my share of cars to know that it can cause wicked dehydration, but then again, when attempting suicide you're not exactly worried about the body's condition, are you?

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      Karnal
  14. Do it right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just have to do it right the first time then...

  15. Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by yuriismaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They can sue http://livejournal.com/, hosting the most suicidal entries known to man.

    "Justice Minister Chris Ellison says the laws ... will not hinder free speech"

    Well I'm sorry, but I don't think you can take down a site that says "Life sucks, kill yourself" without violating free speech.

    1. Re:Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      I guess while they are banning livejournal they can ban http://suicidegirls.com/ just because of the domain name

    2. Re:Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by rathehun · · Score: 1
      Aahh...but I think we are talking about something slightly different here.

      The law seems to say that websites which actively bring together people to commit suicide will be banned. Now I am NOT in favour of the government and have no faith in its desire to promote free speech, but I think we are talking about a slightly different kind of website.

      Just my 2 cents.

    3. Re:Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that the intent of the law doesn't matter only the actual wording, at least in the US. I assume Austrialia is the same way.

    4. Re:Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      No, Suicide Girls incites murder. As in dragging pierced punk posers by their nipple rings through the Willamette River.

    5. Re:Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the intent of the law should be, if you commit suicide, it should be done in such a way as to enable subsequent 'rendering'. Even the Pope has declared, giving, is a gift.

      In France, after death, your body becomes property of the state - so organs etc may be harvested..

      In Australia, getting a driving licence means you may be tricked into the 'organ bank'. And Catholics can't even indicate preferential giving.

      Now, some Australian Cancer Associations give really good advice, and no one go's after them, or the Canadian products imported.

      So the loophole is to say oh no, this is not suicide advice, but a euthanasia advice service, in which case everything is peachy.

      If more Australians had a viable income, they could afford to see Dr Nitschke. Obviously, suicide rates could be slashed overnight, if this medical treatment was covered by medicare.

    6. Re:Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by AlanS2002 · · Score: 0

      Courts can interpret the law in light of it's intent or current custom if it is considered sufficiently ambiguous (where there is not precedent), it's called common law here. I'm no lawyer, just a laymen who happens to live in Australia, so take what I say with a pinch of salt as a lawyer might say otherwise.

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      Not all conservatives are stupid,
      but it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
      - Hume
    7. Re:Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by AlanS2002 · · Score: 0

      The Liberal party (Currently the dominant political party in Australia's Federal parliament) are masters of doublespeak. Take members of the party for instance, due to what they stand for and the often wide gulf between them and liberals, in political discussions they are often refered to as "Big L Liberals" to distinguish them from people who believe in liberalism and avoid confusion. The only liberalism they seem to believe in is liberalism for big business, which they are always trying to "reform" (again doublespeak they often use, because in fact their "reforms" do not benefit or bring about greater freedom for the masses) the system on behalf off. The Liberal party in Australia today is in fact a center-right conservative party who glorify the society of the 1950s and measure everything accordingly.

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      Not all conservatives are stupid,
      but it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
      - Hume
    8. Re:Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      If they ban suicidegirls (drool, drool), I'm gonna kill myself. By promoting a method that causes my suicide, my relatives will then charge the government of Australia under its own law.

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    9. Re:Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea of killing free speech is mooted in Australia anyway since we have no afforded rights as individuals (constitution or judicial).

    10. Re:Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by Skrybe · · Score: 1

      Australian doesn't even have a constitutional right to free speech like the US so I dunno what he's talking about anyway.

      I find it frustrating that the Govt is basically overlegislating things. They're treating we Australian citizens as though we're children incapable of making rational decisions.

      As for the whole "is suicide is an option" question, personally I think it should be the individuals right to choose. However, I do think that suicide is wrong unless you've got a permanent, untreatable medical condition that severely reduces the quality of life (eg: cancer). I believe in a situation like that medically assisted suicide should be allowable.

      Suicide because you're depressed, or you can't pay the bills or whatever strikes me as (1) a cowards way out, (2) a waste of potential, and (3) a trauma for friends/relatives. After all if you're alive things can improve, you find a new lover, get a new job, win the lotto, make up with family whatever.

  16. illegal to commit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what would they do to somebody that suicides?.

    People was born free and not they are not meant to be the revenue source of greedy goverments.

    If you want to suicide go ahead, be free, is what free will is about.

    1. Re:illegal to commit? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      I hereby place you under citizens arrest for inciting suicide on the internet.

      Please wait where you are for a police officer to take you into custody.

  17. Once someone has killed themselves by EvilNutSack · · Score: 1

    The threat of a fine is surely pointless?

    Unless it's passed onto the family as 'inherited debt' in which case it's nothing more than a money raising exercise.

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    1. Re:Once someone has killed themselves by PerlDudeXL · · Score: 1

      If you need to be rescued you may have caused some trouble (police, fire fighters, paramedics, hospital, ...) and that costs money. So a fine to cover those expenses comes handy.

      IANAL, and to do that they need a legal background (law).

      Some people don't want to be rescued, but the state (read: officials trying to help) can't just go away, because that might be something like assisted suicide.

    2. Re:Once someone has killed themselves by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Because Japan is such a major suicide culture (revolving around one's honor), I've heard the government actually charges survivors for cleanup costs since this happens so much on public ground. Though, I have no idea how much extra money they make off of it.

      Messed up, I know, but this is coming from a place where somebody will hand you their medical bill or sue for their broken ribs after you save their life performing CPR on them.

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      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
    3. Re:Once someone has killed themselves by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      People have a nasty habit of making a mess when they do themselves. Jumping off buildings, off bridges, etc, leaves a nasty biohazard that has to be cleaned up.

      --
      "Because Science" is one step from "Because old book". Try "Because of my experiment testing my falsifiable assertion".
  18. Rich coming from Australia by Intocabile · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...now where's something poisonous when you need it.

    1. Re:Rich coming from Australia by dbIII · · Score: 1
      ...now where's something poisonous when you need it.
      Out in the front yard there's a toad I could lick, I would be able to find one easily in under a minute - It would probably take about ten minutes before I would stop breathing. Bufo Marinus is in a lot of other countries as well, but we were stupid enough to import this toad - as if we didn't have enough poisonous critters.
  19. Now I'm screwed by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    A .sig I often use contains the word: Die! Die! Die!!

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    1. Re:Now I'm screwed by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

      Die! Die! Die! is part of lyrics of a song. Or so the denfence claims.

      (Metalica before they became obvious money grubing pussies)

    2. Re:Now I'm screwed by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      Bah...that's just German for "The, The, The" sorry to all simpsons fans for that poor use of an omage...

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      "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
    3. Re:Now I'm screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure that the lyrics aren't in german. You know, everything in german sounds pretty evil.

      Yeah.. Yeah... It is a sad reference to the excellent simpsons episode where Sideshow Bob explains the meaning of his "Die, Bart. Die." tattoo.

  20. Take away... by O-SUSHi · · Score: 0

    ... my suicide info if you wish, just leave me and my coprophilia be, Canberra!

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    Remember children, all generalizations are wrong.
  21. Good thing Maddox doesn't live in AU by SumDog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good thing Maddox doesn't live in Australia. Afterall, I think his sucicide ideas are the best:

    How to kill yourself like a man

  22. Suicide jokes by adepali · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Before posting any more 'funny' jokes, try reading the article first: The law is about those inciting or promoting suicide, not those committing it. It also sounds perfectly sensible to me, why should any psycho be free to push desperate people kill themselves in the name of free speech? Depression needs careful approach and support, not some idiot advising you to suicide.

    1. Re:Suicide jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sweet I can publish a site of teenagers being sodomized and get no fine, but if I tell people how they could end their pain fast and painless I'll be liable, curious world where we live.

      And one of the causes of depression is when people don't feel appreciated or taken in count: segregation, racism, discrimination, apathy and hipocresy are between the sources, no pill, no doctor will change that, the world and the way things work has gone the wrong way and we have accepted that as normal what at hte end is wrong.

    2. Re:Suicide jokes by adepali · · Score: 1
      After reading your post, I saw the light. People who offer suicide trips are humane benefactors! Just like those kind guys offering to end your sexual problems or give you some of their Nigerian gold!

      Now seriously, if people don't feel appreciated, suicide is hardly the way to solve your problem. Too many people suicide for apparently trivial reasons: their bf/gf ditched them, they failed a school exam etc. The underlying causes are often complicated, but still, all of them happen to other people too, and they find the strength to overcome them. No doctor can change that is an aphorism proven wrong by the facts.

      Euthanasia is another matter entirely, therefore the different approach by both the law and the social perception.

    3. Re:Suicide jokes by jalet · · Score: 1

      > The law is about those inciting or promoting
      > suicide, not those committing it.

      And usually they are VERY different people !

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    4. Re:Suicide jokes by D.+Book · · Score: 1

      Just what is inciting or promoting suicide?

      I'm sure there are some examples most people would consider obvious, but there is a big grey area as well. Is it promoting suicide to publish information on methods of suicide? Is it promoting suicide to write a review of that book? Would I be inciting someone to commit suicide by holding up a satirical "Save the planet. Kill yourself." banner?

      Surely if we're going to ban the "inciting" or "promoting" of suicide, we should also ban the inciting or promoting of violence that is part of every other Hollywood movie. After all, the basis for this proposal is that, while most people aren't going to commit suicide after seeing or reading something that makes suicide more attractive, X amount of vulnerable people will. And if that's true of suicide, it's probably true of violence.

      Suicide is a tragic thing, more so for those it leaves behind than the person who takes their own life. But we should be putting our resources into the problems that make people suicidal in the first place, not limiting our freedom of speech by allowing government to determine what macabre subjects people are allowed to have an honest and open discussion about.

    5. Re:Suicide jokes by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Violence in movies is ok. Except of course when it's against a pet (you can kill grandmothers or pretty much anything but never a dog). You don't want children to grow up as peace loving hippies, or worse, as communists, do you ?

      Of course what would really be bad is if they saw a nipple. That would probably scar them for life.

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      Made from the freshest electrons.
    6. Re:Suicide jokes by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      The point is not to push people to kill themselves in the name of free speech; the point is you cannot prevent people from advocating suicide without infringing on free speech. Who decides what is incitement of suicide? Why not incitement of other dysfunctional and self-destructive behaviors too? Shall we punish websites that advocate the Atkins diet? Or those that advocate using Microsoft products? I remember a few years ago some weblogs that encouraged anorexia -- they were really horrible, telling the reader "you're fat" etc. and covered with pictures of sickly skinny women, etc. I thought the site was hateful and vicious, and not even perversely funny in any way. But I think that free speech requires you to put up with the existence of such sites. It's not the government's job to sort the dangerous messages from the reasonable ones.

    7. Re:Suicide jokes by ramblin+billy · · Score: 1


      I thought I might throw a little reality into the mix and see if it has any effect. It probably won't, it's more fun to make up shit to argue about than to actually try to understand the situation. This law was specifically designed to complement existing laws. They address a specific situation - the promotion and sale of 'suicide kits'. Evidently there is an Aussie 'Dr. Death' behind the manufacturing and distribution of kits containing "death bags that are placed over a victim's head and tightened like a noose to induce suffocation". The new version is much more civilized, featuring "drip bags that release chemicals into a canister to produce carbon monoxide, which is then inhaled through a tube through nostril prongs, causing death within an hour."

      According to the government the law is not intended to be used to encroach on free speech or any legitimate "debate about euthanasia". What constitutes a legitimate debate is probably going to become a topic decided by the courts.

      Let's not forget that one of the reasons we have governments is to keep an eye on the rascals of the world - as well as the outright monsters. Any law that limits speech is certainly flirting with that proverbial 'slippery slope' but sometimes it's necessary for society to take a stand on uncertain ground. It remains the obligation of a society's citizens to be aware of what the law says, it's intent, and the conditions and results of it's enforcement. Now days finding out what's really happening isn't that hard. It's got to be worth a few minutes of research to actually have an informed opinion - people pay more attention and there's less change of looking like an idiotic, clueless, ass.

      billy - google sets us free and helps us to not look like idiotic, clueless, asses

    8. Re:Suicide jokes by D.+Book · · Score: 1

      I thought I might throw a little reality into the mix and see if it has any effect.

      And you did this by

      1) reading a government press release and accepting it at its word, and
      2) getting your information about Philip Nitschke from a "pro-life" website that labels him "Dr Death"?

      Being Australian, I don't need to cherry pick sites from Google that will paint the picture I'd like to see. The reality is:

      1. Nitscke is a "pro-euthanasia" campaigner from the Northern Territory who's been a thorn in the side of the current Federal Government for years. To most of the public here, he's an outspoken doctor promoting a particular point of view, not the "outright monster" you implied.

      2. Years ago the Northern Territory Government enacted legislation that legalised voluntary euthanasia--the first state or territory to do so--largely due to Nitscke's campaigning. The Federal Government later overturned it, in what was considered a rather extraordinary intervention into the rights of the Territory.

      That's the situation, but personally, I don't have a strong opinion on the issue of euthanasia. Whether or not the bill's passing would put a big grin on the face of the staunchly anti-euthanasia Prime Minister isn't a big issue for me. I am primarily concerned with the freedom of speech issue--the bill being sweeping enough to be used against the types of cases referred to in my earlier post--and with resources being spent on this when the economic and social issues that make people suicidal in the first place are much more significant issues if you're concerned about reducing the rate of suicide and attempted suicide.

    9. Re:Suicide jokes by ajs · · Score: 1

      This however, goes after a document that I think is invaluable, the methods FAQ. This was a wonderful document that gave the attention-getters a list of the things that would hurt and/or disfigure and/or kill (and thus to avoid) while also giving those serious about suicide a list of the things that would work quickly and painlessly.

      Personally, I'm of the opinion that if someone wants to end their life, we should try to help them through the trouble that lead to that decision, but at the same time, provide them with accurate and helpful information that prevents some of the life-shatteringly bad decisions I've seen (like people who blow their face off with a shotgun and end up in a hospital for 20 years).

    10. Re:Suicide jokes by danila · · Score: 1

      You don't understand free speech, particularly the "free" part. If the government has the right to prohibit information about committing suicide, than the country has no free speech at all, it only has "government-sanctioned" speech.

      You ask why should any psycho be free to push people to kill themselves. I raise you the question of why we allow any psycho to preach his religion to people, why we allow advocacy groups to work. I personally don't see how distributing information about suicide is worse than preaching Christianity or Islam.

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    11. Re:Suicide jokes by ramblin+billy · · Score: 1


      How much of my post did you actually read?

      "1) reading a government press release and accepting it at its word"

      Did you miss this?

      "It remains the obligation of a society's citizens to be aware of what the law says, it's intent, and the conditions and results of it's enforcement"

      I was making the point that a society must sometimes enact laws that may be interpreted as an abridgement of freedom of speech in order to allow a response to certain kinds of speech. The classic ' yell fire in a crowded theater' example is hard to refute. More questionable from an intellectual if not emotional level would be a ban on hate speech of a racial and religious nature. A society should be able to amend its own freedoms when it deems necessary in order to protect more basic rights. Members of a society aspiring towards freedom must recognize the responsibility they each possess to remain aware of the governments behavior and adherence to the social covenant. Even as part of the government's job is to "keep an eye on the rascals of the world" it is part of the citizen's job to keep an eye on the rascals in the government. In this particular case especially concerning the definition of a legitimate "debate about euthanasia". Did you miss that part as well? What source would be a better place to find information about a new law than the government that authored and is going to enforce that law? We have to know what they're saying before we can accuse them of lying through their teeth. And though it sounds naive, I believe sometimes their hearts really ARE in the right place.

      "2) getting your information about Philip Nitschke from a "pro-life" website that labels him "Dr Death"?

      Whoops, you did it again. If you follow the link for 'Dr. Death' you will find an interview of Philip Nitschke by George Negus on his talk show on ABC. His own words seem a pretty fair representation of his point of view. Calling him 'Dr. Death' makes an association with American's own Jack Kevorkian, another public figure vilified by his government and the object of wildly varying opinions by the public. Their similarity, invoked by calling him the "Australian Dr. Death", allows for a quick basis for understanding. I doubt he's unused to the label. Check with google if you disagree. And reread the 'monster' line - he could just as easily be the 'rascal.' There was a link to a "pro-life website" but it was to an article describing the 'death kit' which made few claims about Nitschke. I'm not responsible if you chose to read the description of the kit and ignored the interview. I actually read a few other things as well, but felt I was pushing the /. envelope with 3 links to further information. My overall purpose was to illustrate that the situation was much more complex than the story's author's "cluelessnes" accusation would suggest.

      As for concentrating on the real causes of suicide, I agree completely. Of course the government's point is that some aspects of the whole 'death kit' phenomena take advantage of people at their weakest and most confused and instead of assisting an informed decision could precipitate that decision. Who knows? For myself - my first reaction to anyone volunteering to help me kill myself is gonna be pretty sceptical.

      billy - reality? think of all the time you'd saved if you REALLY read my post

    12. Re:Suicide jokes by adepali · · Score: 1
      Reading your post, I don't think any reasoning will have an effect whatsoever on your way of thinking. However for the shake of the argument I'll remind you that traditionally 'freedom' is restricted by the freedom of others, and all human societies use - vague and loosely defined as they are - boundaries to set it.

      Freedom to get a shotgun and start killing people in your school is not an acceptable behavior in any society, and its restriction is not condemnable. If someone chopped your head because he didn't like your posts hardly anyone would call him a freedom fighter.

      'Freedom of speech' aparently is not a holy grail; it works in similar ways, with social instinct and laws setting the limits. Where these limits should be set is certainly debatable, but I don't think pushing someone to suicide is anywhere near the gray area.

    13. Re:Suicide jokes by danila · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, there is nothing greyer. My mother is pushing my to suicide. How else can you interpret constant "what have you done that is so great?" and "your life is worthless" nags. Fortunately, she is not very skilled at it and I grew resistant over time (especially as it's rather easy to see that it's not true).

      Then you can easily imagine the whole spectrum of sucide pushers, up to some skillful psycho(logist)s with 100% success rates. You may think that it's easy to draw a line, I would respectfully disagree.

      Where we both agree is that some forms of suicide pushing can (should?) be illegal. But I would personally draw the line much closer to "actively pushed to commit suicide someone, who wasn't likely to otherwise". Merely providing non-targeted information about suicide on a website should be, in my opinion, 100% legal protected free speech.

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    14. Re:Suicide jokes by DigitalSpyder · · Score: 1

      Hmm so if I jokingly say to someone "Oh god, just hang yourself now and end it all" I can be charged with inciting suicide? Great. This is what happens when you live in a country where there is no Bill of Rights and there is no "Freedom of speech". Goddamn convention....

  23. Uh-Oh... by jpiggot · · Score: 1

    Does this mean Apple is going to be fined $500,000 for suing all those fan based websites ? I mean, heck, that's "Corporate Suicide" right ?

    1. Re:Uh-Oh... by Dtyst · · Score: 0

      "Corporate Suicide" hmm, SCO has been teaching us about that for quite som while now....

  24. i wanted this domain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess this covers

    http://www.endyourself.com/

  25. Looks like Microsoft is in trouble! by Red+Pointy+Tail · · Score: 5, Funny
  26. Goofy by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide.
    This is true in most U.S. states, too. And it always struck me as goofy. What are you going to do to me if I commit suicide, huh?
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    "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    1. Re:Goofy by vyrus128 · · Score: 1

      Execute you, obviously.

    2. Re:Goofy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Make it so your family cant claim life insurance for your death, thats what.

    3. Re:Goofy by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "What are you going to do to me if I commit suicide, huh?"

      I don't know about if you succeed -- I guess that in modern America the judge would sentence you to burn in hell.

      But if you fail, well then presumably, in America, you'd get the lethal injection?

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    4. Re:Goofy by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      exactly. It is illegal, not so they can execute you, but so they don't have to pay.

      --
      Did you mount a military-grade, variable-focus MASER on an unlicensed artificial intelligence?
    5. Re:Goofy by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Doesn't follow. Your life insurance policy states that they won't pay out for suicide. So you don't need another law for this, as contract law already exists to enforce the clause.

    6. Re:Goofy by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      That's got nothing to do with law, and everything to do with the insurance policy. My life insurance policy actually covers suicide. Not that I'm suicidal, but if I was, my family would collect.

      p

    7. Re:Goofy by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      What are you going to do to me if I commit suicide, huh?

      Ressucitate you, put you on trial, leave you in "ouch my bottom" prison for a dozen years or so then then it's capital punishment for you, drama queen! That'll learn ya!

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    8. Re:Goofy by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      Your life insurance policy states that they won't pay out for suicide.

      That is a common misbelief. 99% of policies say 'for the first year of coverage'. After you have had coverage for a year, almost all insurance policies pay for suicides.

      The year does re-start if your coverage changes, such as altering your benefit, etc.

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  27. Good thing in US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suicide is illegal because only the government can kill you. - that is the next step down the slippery slope of freedom violations, we won't have the freedom to free ourselves of this existence.

  28. Illegal to succeed at suicide? by vyrus128 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "... illegal to commit, or attempt to commit, suicide."

    I can see it now...

    Police: "We know you're in there! Come out with your hands in the air!"
    Body: <doesn't move>
    Police: "Just because you're dead, don't think the law doesn't apply to you!"
    1. Re:Illegal to succeed at suicide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legislation was passed to make suicide illegal for the likes of life insurance policies. Obviously breaking the law would void you from any claims.

    2. Re:Illegal to succeed at suicide? by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      "Just because you're dead, don't think the law doesn't apply to you!"

      Depends on how many lawyers are after you.

      --

      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
    3. Re:Illegal to succeed at suicide? by bridgey655 · · Score: 0

      Illegal slashdot comments will be moderated in accordance with Australian law! Resistance is futile.

    4. Re:Illegal to succeed at suicide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea behind it being illegal to commit suicide is that, on a failed attempt, the government has the right to take you and force you to go to councelling.

      Nobody's going to be like "Hey, you think your life sucks now? Hah, just wait until you get into the cage."

    5. Re:Illegal to succeed at suicide? by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Nobody's going to be like "Hey, you think your life sucks now? Hah, just wait until you get into the cage."

      Really? Because that's exactly what happened to a friend of mine. Here in Texas, attempted suicide is illegal. A friend of mine was involuntarily committed for 2 years because of a suicide attempt. It didn't save her life. She didn't last a month. Hey, at least the government stepped in to make her more depressed. Also, they assured her family that it's impossible for people in 'hospitals' to commit suicide. When they were wrong, they didn't even apologize. If someone wants to kill him or herself, they will do so. Providing information to make it quicker or less painful might help them. At least they wouldn't suffer as much. We're not just talking about a web page that says 'Go kill yourself, you loser!'. We're also talking about assisted-suicide pages for those in daily, intense pain. In additiion, maddox.xmission.com would be unviewable in Australia. Sometimes it seems like banning stuff is good, but the focus is almost never as narrow as you think.

    6. Re:Illegal to succeed at suicide? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Man: (sob) I'm gonna kill myself!
      Police: Stop, or we shoot!

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    7. Re:Illegal to succeed at suicide? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      I think that after 20 years of neighbours, suicide rates should be sky high in Australia.. No wonder they want suicide to be illegal!

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      "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
  29. Is it illegal to do it via spoken word? by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    In Australia, is it illegal to go up to someone and incite them to commit suicide?

    1. Re:Is it illegal to do it via spoken word? by kaptink · · Score: 3, Funny

      yes, the politicians finaly got sick of being told to drop dead so they legistlated against it.

      --
      Those who can, do. Those who cannot, sue.
    2. Re:Is it illegal to do it via spoken word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a nutshell.
      Yes.

      You will be treated as a survivor of a suicide pact and be charged with manslaughter.

    3. Re:Is it illegal to do it via spoken word? by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1

      In some states yes, in other states no.

  30. MOD -1 JINGOISTIC OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :-P

  31. Euthanasia, huh? by dauthur · · Score: 0

    Welp... there goes the goth kids. Really though. Where are all of those entertaining sites with the entertaining ways to kill yourself on them? Like Maddox's. He'll be fined massively and such. This isn't a very good way for Australia to make friends.

    And doesn't euthanasia count also as assisted suicide?

  32. /. shows it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again people at slashdot prooves how out of touch with the real world they are.

    What's wrong with banning contents providing information on how to commit suicide. Nothings wrong with it... the worst that can happen is one person suicides and does it wrong and actually survives! (which is of course debatable if thats a good thing or not)

    Slashdot needs to understand: Suicide bad! Life good!

    Sometimes people in slashdot just shows how out of touch they are with the rest of humanity.

    1. Re:/. shows it again by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 1
      What's wrong with banning contents providing information on how to commit suicide. Nothings wrong with it... the worst that can happen is one person suicides and does it wrong and actually survives! (which is of course debatable if thats a good thing or not)

      ...or does it wrong and ends up on a respirator for the next seven years, finally dying long after the family has passed the point at which the death is considered a relief to all concerned.

      Slashdot needs to understand: Suicide bad! Life good!

      In general, yes. But I'm not prepared to make that decision for someone else.

      Having said that, I still reserve my right to hold people who commit suicide in contempt and regard them as gutless weenies. (The exception being terminally ill people who know they have nothing to look forward to but continued and increasing pain.)

  33. Illegal by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

    I've always found it interesting that it is illegal to a) commit suicide or b) attempt to commit suicide.

    a) What are they going to do to you when you are dead?

    b) If you are going to do it, make sure you do it right.

    Seems like b) is more about deterring you from taking up an expensive hospital bed.

    1. Re:Illegal by xactoguy · · Score: 1

      While it's obvious that if you succeed there is nothing that the government can do about it, a previous poster made the point that if it wasn't illegal they would have no legal way of sending someone to stop you, which is the reason for it being illegal.

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  34. those damn commies! by btnheazy03 · · Score: 0

    everyone should have the right to kill themselves!

  35. respect their decision. by applegoddess · · Score: 5, Insightful

    argh, why can't people leave others alone? If they feel miserable enough to consider suicide, then respect their decision. you don't always know the whole story behind it, so just automatically saying "oh dont kill yourself, get professional help" goes in one ear and out the other. Seriously, I just ignore the default-talking-out-of-suicide talks because they're unbelievably redundant and irritating. Save yourself the trouble.

    When I go through my suicidal phases, what helps most is talking to close friends who have dealt with similar issues, especially if they listen to you ranting (which really feels good). Not $random_person telling me it's a bad idea, blah blah.

    Sorry for ranting.

    1. Re:respect their decision. by sumdumass · · Score: 0, Troll

      But it is a bad idea..bla bla blah..

      Seriously. If you are feeling suicidal then there is a problem with you as a person. You are week. The fact a person claims they considered suicide and lived to tell about it demonstrate this weakness. It has been my experience that when somone suggest they are going to commit suicide, that trying to help them do it, snaps them right out of it.

      It is mind control, really. It is normal to ocasionaly be depressed or even think about how things would be if you werent around. You have to focus on what you can change about what you depressed about or just accept the issues at hand. If you cannot do this then you do need profesional help. millions of people have the same probelm and chalenges they face everyday and don't sink to the level of kiling their selves. If you cannot cope with what everyone else is dealing with, profesional help is probaly the only answer.

    2. Re:respect their decision. by msh104 · · Score: 1

      I somehow have the feeling that this kind of talk is not going to make him stronger. sorry to see this all happen applegoddess. I am sure your doing what you believe is best to do. just hope you'll one day be able to enjoy life as much as I do... that's all. :)

    3. Re:respect their decision. by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Lets face it, everyone goes through some times which make them think about suicide as a serious option.

      The last thing I want when I feel that way is to talk to $random_person_with_a_degree, the best thing I can do is to be able to just talk to someone close to me, who I trust, and who has been through the same things, and can understand the way I feel.

      People feel this way sometimes...don't consider it a weakness of a minority of people because people like the GP and I have had the same problems. Consider yourself lucky that you haven't gone through it, because you are in the minority.

    4. Re:respect their decision. by Jamu · · Score: 1

      A suicidal person doesn't automatically commit suicide: They first have to find a means to be able to do this. It's therefore entirely possible for people to be suicidal and not commit suicide (It's the reason I can type this now). The more times they feel suicidal, the more time they have to make plans, and the higher the risk is that they'll have both the means and motivation to do it at the same time. The evidence supports this: Depressed people who have the means to kill themselves easily available are more likely to commit suicide. This isn't weakness.

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      Who ordered that?
    5. Re:respect their decision. by Twylite · · Score: 1

      Here's the rub: people who want to commit suicide are ill. It's like having a serious physical illness that could kill you, only its not physical. Legislating against suicide is tantamount it illegal to have a serious physical illness.

      Why do I say they are ill? Because mental health is defined around the ability to function in society. Suicide is about as far as you can get from being a functionality individual, so if you want to commit suicide, then you're ill.

      So why not get treatment? Professional help is not always about getting talked out of suicide. Real professionals can offer a variety of biological (i.e. drugs), behavioural and cognitive interventions that treat the cause of the problem, where "talking you out of it" only treats the symptom.

      You can only respect someone's decision to commit suicide if you know that the decision has been taken with full understanding of the consequences, and full understanding of the alternatives. Of course if you are ill enough to contemplate suicide, then who can expect you to have the presence of mind to take an educated decision on the matter?

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    6. Re:respect their decision. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Seriously. If you are feeling suicidal then there is a problem with you as a person. You are week[sic].

      Well thanks for that pearl of wisdom. There's me thinking that people who are suicidal don't have any problems. Weak? Yeah probably, people don't want to kill themselves because they're strong-willed and successful.

      It is normal to ocasionaly[sic] be depressed or even think about how things would be if you werent[sic] around.

      That's not what we're talking about. We're not talking about occasional depression, we're not talking about being 'a bit down' now and again, we're talking about permanent long-term depression.

      If you cannot cope with what everyone else is dealing with, profesional[sic] help is probaly[sic] the only answer.

      Of course, in this culture of greed, the answer to most problems is to give money to someone. There's always some 'professional' out to make money on people's misery.

    7. Re:respect their decision. by p-hawk42 · · Score: 1
      Seriously. If you are feeling suicidal then there is a problem with you as a person. You are week. The fact a person claims they considered suicide and lived to tell about it demonstrate this weakness. It has been my experience that when somone suggest they are going to commit suicide, that trying to help them do it, snaps them right out of it.

      If you have a genetic disorder, does that mean there is a problem with you as a person? Because that's about how much control most suicidal people have over their feelings. The fact that a person claims they considered suicide and told someone about it shows that they actually had the gumption to get up and tell someone. That is actually an extremely hard thing for someone in that state to do. I've been there, I know.

      If you cannot cope with what everyone else is dealing with, profesional help is probaly the only answer.

      For someone who is depressed and/or suicidal, professional help is one of the most infuriating aspects of the whole ordeal. If you're trying out antidepressants, each takes at least two weeks to _start_ working, and it's usually hit-or-miss as to whether they will even partially help. And if you are suicidal, the focus of the treatment switches from a "what's best for the patient" mentality to a "how do I keep this guy from killing himself so I don't lose my job" kind of mentality.

    8. Re:respect their decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're basically saying is that if you don't get attention you want to commit suicide?

      You pathetic idiot.

    9. Re:respect their decision. by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, the OTHER cure for all your ills (besides money) --- DRUGS. Oh the sweet irony of a "War on Drugs" in the most drug-addicted civilization to ever grace our mother Earth.

    10. Re:respect their decision. by shplorb · · Score: 1

      Have you ever known anyone who's topped themselves?

      Sadly, I knew three people who did and somewho who tried. Suicide is a terrible tragedy, and it has a very alarming rate of incidence amongst young men here in Australia.

      One of my cousins threw himself off a cliff in front of his mates.

      A friend from school had his dad hang himself in his shed. His mother found him, then a few years later he did the same thing in the same spot and his poor mother found him.

      One of my mothers former colleagues hung herself.

      Why don't you try telling their family, friends and lovers that they should have left them alone and that they should respect their decision to end it all, which will perhaps magically absolve them of their feelings of grief and wondering why they did it and what they might have done that could have contributed to it?

      I really want to say FUCK YOU for holding such a selfish and ill-conceived view, but you really do need professional medical help. Suicidial depression isn't anything to be laughed at or treated in a blazae fashion, it's a serious disease.

    11. Re:respect their decision. by Twylite · · Score: 1

      Actually, drugs cost money, so it's back to your primary cure ;)

      But more seriously, with the exception of chronic conditions, drugs should only be used to assist the body to overcome some temporary condition. Behavioural therapy is often a more effective long-term treatment for many mental conditions.

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    12. Re:respect their decision. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Sure this is a sign of weekness. If anyone has ever decided that it is easier to kill themselves than deal with thier problems they are week. If they have decided that the only way they can make an impact on someone else is to kill themself then they are week too. Life wasn't invented with the person that feels suicidal, all the problem they face with minor differences are the same problems other have faced without suicidal tendencies. The fact that some people have to practice at it is irelevent to this point. Anyone can get into a car, speed down the highway and cross the center line to creat a head-on colision they are not likley to survive. It is a matter of getting the currage to not face what they need to. Depresion dosn't automaticaly translate into suicidal tendencies for the majority of people. There is an actual problem here.

      Of course there could be problems with chemicals in the body that make these problems seem worse then they are. I'm not disputiing the fact there could be somethign wrong with them. That is why instead of saying they should go ahead and off them selves to improve the geanpool i suggest they truly need profesional help. I don't see it as someone preying on someone elses misfortune rather it is someone specialized to do a cetain job. It is kind of like calling the television repiar guy to fix the plumbing.

    13. Re:respect their decision. by sumdumass · · Score: 1
      Of course, in this culture of greed, the answer to most problems is to give money to someone. There's always some 'professional' out to make money on people's misery.
      The other answer is to just tell them to get over it. Some people need real help that only giving money to a "profesional" will provide. I don't know what your suggesting here unless it is the fact people need to get paid for thier services?
    14. Re:respect their decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If those drugs where legal the corps wouldn't sell shit.

    15. Re:respect their decision. by sumdumass · · Score: 1
      If a person has a genetic disorder then they are weaker then other people. That is why they have medication and theropy treatments that attemp to help them back to "normal" strength. The fact that they ask for help is just a sign that they are not as week as others.

      Lets get something out of the way here. Being week or weeker then someone else is a fact of life. Normaly it isn't mentioned in a conversation unless it is to a point that it effects thier quality of life. One of the easiest ways to encourage someone to do somthign about thier weekness is to point it out an d encourage them to do somethign about it. This is true with drug addicts and alcoholics as well as depressed persons.

      For someone who is depressed and/or suicidal, professional help is one of the most infuriating aspects of the whole ordeal. If you're trying out antidepressants, each takes at least two weeks to _start_ working, and it's usually hit-or-miss as to whether they will even partially help. And if you are suicidal, the focus of the treatment switches from a "what's best for the patient" mentality to a "how do I keep this guy from killing himself so I don't lose my job" kind of mentality.
      Infuriating or not, it is most likley the only help a person can get that will have a lasting effect. That is one of the downsides of this. Medication that might work or not is also just a fact of life. Is it realy any different if a person needs medication the doesn't work efectivly to stablize thier emotions when compaired to a person that needs medication that probably won't work to save them from a terminal disease like cancer? At least with the mentaly week person they can experiment with different medication until they find somethign that does help.

      I also don't think it is a "how do I keep this guy from killing himself so I don't lose my job" kind of mentality. IT is a life is precious thing and you shouldn't end it. It may seem the other way to a person thinking about suicide but then again, thier mind is already messed up because they were thinking about suicide.
    16. Re:respect their decision. by Jamu · · Score: 1

      Dealing with your problems and killing yourself are not mutually exclusive. Suicide is not a sign of weakness.

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    17. Re:respect their decision. by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      It has been my experience that when somone suggest they are going to commit suicide, that trying to help them do it, snaps them right out of it.

      You'll miscalculate, once. And then live with the fact that you facilitated a suicide for the rest of your life.

      How about, instead of playing pop psychologist, you steer these individuals towards professional help, rather than play games with their mental health?

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    18. Re:respect their decision. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Why don't you try telling their family, friends and lovers that they should have left them alone and that they should respect their decision to end it all, which will perhaps magically absolve them of their feelings of grief and wondering why they did it and what they might have done that could have contributed to it?

      I really wish /. had an moderation that allowed you to bold parts of other people posts. The above hits the nail on the head. Suicide is completely selfish, and often done through the intention of causing guilt to those around them in a perverted revenge "see how they like this" sort of way.

    19. Re:respect their decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not being able to spell properly is also a sign of weakness.

      Cunt.

    20. Re:respect their decision. by Effexor · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention that one of the best ways to convince yourself that you are not 'week'(sic) is to go around pointing out to other people that they are. The easiest way to feel better about yourself is to cut others down.

      Just like I will point out that you are not smart because you can't spell. Makes me feel better than you. Clearly pointing out this weak.. er weekness of yours will no doubt encourage you to do something about it.

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      As the air to a bird or the sea to a fish, so is contempt to the contemptible -W.B.

    21. Re:respect their decision. by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      If someone is in uncontrollable agony from terminal cancer and wants to skip the last few weeks of shrieking in pain, then it makes sense to ask for respect for their decision.

      If someone has a neurotransmitter deficit that interferes with decision-making, then it doesn't make sense to ask for respect for their decision. It would be like asking others to "respect" a diabetic's blood sugar level.

      Clinical depression is as much an organic illness as diabetes. There are visible changes in brain function that show on PET and fMRI scans. Medicines and the recently discovered approach of local electrical stimulation treat it. People who get treated say that they feel more like themselves or that they got their life back.

    22. Re:respect their decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but what if you just don't care? What if you look around at the world and economy today and see no real hope for the future as the house of cards starts to come down. How about that nice coding job you have hanging by a thread, and if it goes away the prospect of a 50% pay cut when you're really only doing "just ok" (no car, rented apartment, no savings) right now? What if everything is just so much work with little room for joy? What if the things that used to bring you joy are also too much work and/or no longer interesting? Sure, on one hand it's easy to say "millions of other people have these challenges", but everyone has their own threshold of what they are willing to tolerate. Personally, I feel suicide is an expression of the only truly inealienable right (the right to die for what one believes in). It's not about "snapping out of it" or "getting help" either. What if someone Just. Doesn't. Want. To. Bother with all of life's stress, drudgery and petty obligations?

    23. Re:respect their decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yeah... People need to get paid for their services. However, therapists, shrinks and the pharma-cartels also know full well that there is no money in "cures". Only repeated visits @ $100/hour and $100+ per month on some useless drug that has side effects almost as bad as the disease will make you feel "better" again. Only marginally better though. Otherwise why would you continue the drugs or return to the therapist?

    24. Re:respect their decision. by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Have you ever known anyone who's topped themselves?

      Yeah.

      > Why don't you try telling their family, friends and lovers that they should have left them alone and that they should respect their decision to end it all, which will perhaps magically absolve them of their feelings of grief and wondering why they did it and what they might have done that could have contributed to it?

      I don't - because of people who like you who can respond only with a "waah! fuck you! you're selfish!"

      But as for myself, privately, I respect the guy's decision. He was a good friend, but he decided it was time to go. It was his life, and it was his right to choose whether or not to proceed with it. Not mine, not his family's, and certainly not a third party's.

    25. Re:respect their decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you've never had someone very close to you consider suicide, I can't imagine having just let my friends that told me they were going to commit suicide just go ahead and do it because it was "their decision". Maybe their decision wasn't a very good one and they were reaching out for someone to tell them so. Just because you get annoyed on the receiving end of the advice doesn't mean everyone will. And trust me, I'm not the happiest person in the world, don't think thoughts like that haven't crossed through my head. However, I would seriously hope in times that I felt like that, that someone who cared about me would tell me so. I don't think when you're in that state of mind that you're thinking entirely clear, sometimes I think you need people to really drive what you're doing into your head. But this is my opinion, so take it as you will. Sorry if this got kind of long winded.

    26. Re:respect their decision. by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Legislating against suicide is tantamount it illegal to have a serious physical illness.

      No, legislating against depression or any other mental illness would be the equivalent.

      Depression does not kill people. Depressed people have to make the decision to kill themselves, and then follow through. Whether or not I think it's a silly thing to outlaw, your analogy is just flat-out wrong.

      I'm prone to fits of rage due to bipolar disorder. If I took this out on another person, it would still be assault and it has nothing to do with the legality of bipolar disorder. I've learned to control my response to my illness, and if I do have such an outburst (which is rare thanks to terrific medication) it is directed at inantimate objects or myself. Not killing yourself is, similarly, controlling your response to your illness even when you can't control the illness itself.

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    27. Re:respect their decision. by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      what helps most is talking to close friends who have dealt with similar issues, especially if they listen to you ranting

      So, would you want those friends to all "respect your decision" and "leave you alone"? You're right that a standard "don't kill yourself" talk won't work on everyone - or even most people considering suicide. But that's not the same as "respecting their decision" and letting someone kill themselves without making any effort to help them.

      And why should anyone respect a decision that's made when your brain isn't functioning correctly? Yes, depression is a mood disorder, but that doesn't mean that everyone who's depressed is perfectly rational otherwise and has nothing else wrong with their brain. (In response to another post claiming this.) Bipolar disorder is a mood disorder too, and it's caused me to think some pretty irrational things. I definitely wouldn't want anyone respecting any decision I make when I'm having a depressive (or manic) episode!!

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    28. Re:respect their decision. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      people make it sound like being week is a bad thing. It is just a fact of life. Lets not put more to it trhen there already is.

      There are people that are emotionaly, physicaly, or whatever stronger then others. Thats how life works. those at the bottom of the pile are weeker then others. Sure people need to improve in thier week spots and like you said, ignoring it doesn't encourage anythign to be done about it.

      Wether or not it make someone feel stronger/better to point out someone elses weekness is kind of off the point when someone is about to kill themselves. It may make someone feel better but exposing a problem is generaly going to be the main point of the conversation. Being week isn't a bad thing either. As i pointed out earlier, some poeple are just stronger then others. You tend to get an average out of it and those that fall bellow the average usualy are seen as needing help. Especialy when they are thinking about killing themselves because they cannot cope with what milions of others have. In other words (maybe more politicaly correct to) there are not right and need to be made right.

    29. Re:respect their decision. by applegoddess · · Score: 1

      yes, i'm weak. oh my god. i've been to a psychologist. i'm on zoloft. i'm still depressed, i'm still feeling a bit too obsessed with suicide. i dont know what to do about the zoloft either, it's not like it like "cures my disease" or something. i have friends who have committed suicide. smoking weed hasn't killed me yet either. you might call it selfish, but it's just there, and i can't do anything about it. and while you're insulting me for being weak, week, selfish, tainting the gene pool and other miscellaneous stuff, i'm going to start ranting on my blog about the guy who just rejected me. life is fun.

  36. Dammit! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    You beat me to it.

    11,456,324 Slashdotters didn't read the fucking article.

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    It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  37. Mod parent '-1, Stupid Fake Sig' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop copy-and-pasting your pyramid scheme into your messages. Those of us who have disabled signatures have done so for a reason: We do not want to see your stupid advertisements. So please stop lest I find it necessary to shit on your head.

  38. Been there, tried that by mlmitton · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I've long battled depression, and have tried to committ suicide. I can tell you that the information I found on the Internet made me feel far more comfortable with the prospects of killing myself. I knew enough to know that a gun to the head could leave you alive and a vegetable. I knew that slitting your wrists was very difficult, with a good chance that you'd slice tendons and ruin your hand. I knew that OTC medicines are very difficult--you throw up or fall asleep long before you can ingest a lethal dose.

    What I didn't know is what methods would assuredly kill me. Or, if they wouldn't necessarily kill me, leave me without lasting harm. The Internet told me. There are all kinds of websites out there talking about the various suicide methods, with recommendations. You can easily order Final Exit, or even find the text online.

    Moreover, the Internet provides knowledge for where to obtain lethal substances, and substances that put you in a state making it easier to kill yourself.

    I am quite confident that I would never have attempted suicide if I didn't have access to the Internet. The method I chose would not have even occurred to me if I hadn't read about it online. Indeed, it was the most recommended method on the net, and I wouldn't have thought it.

    So I think it's obvious that the Internet lowers the bar to committing suicide.

    But that said, it's ridiculous to consider sensoring this information. There are the obvious free speech issues which I'm sure other people here will discuss. What I want to note, however, is that for me, research suicide options was also therapeutic. People think how terrible it is that someone would contemplate suicide, but they don't realize how much thinking about it can relieve the pain that you're in. I could lose all control of my thought processes, spiarling downward, but when I started imagining shooting myself, I felt *better*. In this way, the research I did on suicide was also soothing. Instead of curling up in a ball on the floor, I could focus my mind on this subject, and this subject alone, and I would calm down and feel relief.

    So it's a two-edged sword. The knowledge I gained on the Internet did enable my attempt. But being able to research that material made me feel better, better than I would have otherwise.

    Final disclaimer: All happy people are more or less the same, but all depressed people are depressed in their own way. So this is my experience only. (Yes, I've been doing well for some time--thanks for asking!)

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    1. Re:Been there, tried that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the methods you found on the Net can't have been that good, because you're STILL HERE !!!

    2. Re:Been there, tried that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can tell you that the information I found on the Internet made me feel far more comfortable with the prospects of killing myself. I knew enough to know that a gun to the head could leave you alive and a vegetable. I knew that slitting your wrists was very difficult, with a good chance that you'd slice tendons and ruin your hand. I knew that OTC medicines are very difficult--you throw up or fall asleep long before you can ingest a lethal dose.
      For the gun: bullet to the brainstem.

      Do not slice your wrists, that method is useless, even given the warm bath.

      OTC medicines are also useless.

      I am presently planning on a bullet through the heart. Sure-fucking fire.

      The idea is to cause a mortal wound, either with a zero percent chance of recovery, or a zero percent chance of brain damage. You kill the heart, you kill the body.

      Mod me down, and welcome to modern society.
    3. Re:Been there, tried that by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Christ.

    4. Re:Been there, tried that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The knowledge I gained on the Internet did enable my attempt.

      Enable? Nothing pisses me off like that word in this context. Arms enable suicide. Shoes enable pedophilia. Phones enable "hate speech".

    5. Re:Been there, tried that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The method I chose would not have even occurred to me if I hadn't read about it online. Indeed, it was the most recommended method on the net, and I wouldn't have thought it.

      So... what is this 'best method'? I'm dying to hear it.

    6. Re:Been there, tried that by isorox · · Score: 1

      What I didn't know is what methods would assuredly kill me.

      Hmm, throw youself off a cliff or 150m high bridge? Rent a car and drive off the cliff? Go skydiving and dont pull the parachute until you're half way down? I dont advise sitting on a high-speed railway as you'll cause more unneccersary grief to the driver and the people who have to clean you up after (in addition to your family that you've already decided dont matter)

    7. Re:Been there, tried that by tooth · · Score: 1
      What I want to note, however, is that for me, research suicide options was also therapeutic

      I can understand that. Someone gave me some advice once about talking to people who might be on the verge of killing themselves: Don't advoid talking about it. If they are in that state of mind they are thinking about it through a great majority of thier day. And talking about it can help, the old "cry for help" thing... we'll how about listening before it gets that bad?

      Anyway, I think it's impractical to try to censor the info, Just cause it's not in .au doesn't mean it won't be somewhere else. If you go out looking for it you will find it. Silly conservative government.

      Well, it looks like we're on the slope to banning all sorts of things; first kiddie porn (i'm not advocating it), then offensive sites, then suicide sites, then bomb making sites, next will be the modding sites? I'm surprised we don't have big anti-abortion groups like in the US.

    8. Re:Been there, tried that by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Suppose your shot is slightly off and misses the heart, punctures the lung, meaning you get a lung removed, and for the suicide attempt you get sectioned? Now you're locked in a hellhole prison with a missing lung, you can never get out, and no-one listens to you because you're obviously mentally ill.

    9. Re:Been there, tried that by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Throw yourself off a cliff or bridge? You could land on the right section of ground and merely cripple yourself. You're not dead, but now you're mentally disabled and completely paralysed, a fate worse than death. Driving off a cliff is the same.

      Skydiving? People have survived skydiving without a parachute, usually resulting in serious injury. Your best (worst?) bet is to land on soft peat or something.

      Your 'assured' methods don't assure death at all.

    10. Re:Been there, tried that by Eric+S+Raymond · · Score: 1

      Depressed people have probably heard this alot, but please don't suicide. I was very depressed once myself I know what it's like.
      We don't get depressed because we have a bad day. You know about 9 out 10 cases of depression go away with magnesium and omega 3 supplementation and the other tenth aren't too difficult to figure out either. Most people are depressed because they eat a bad diet and they eat a bad diet because they are depressed. Please go look this all up on Google and make yourself educated about what really causes low mood. The depression can often go away like magic when you address whats really wrong.

      http://www.google.com/search?q=depression%20magnes ium
      http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&q=d epression+%22omega+3%22&btnG=Search

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    11. Re:Been there, tried that by Saib0t · · Score: 2, Informative
      The bad things:
      - Slicing wrists: damage to tendons
      - Slicing the veins in armpit: takes ages to drain the blood and it's really freaky to see that blood gushing out of you...
      - medicines: risks of overdose or not high enough dose, plus the potential to really damage something if you survive...
      - plastic bag: uncomfortable, takes AGES, plus you look like an idiot...
      - hanging: asphixy is not a way I'd like to die of...
      - bullets: if you can get hold of a gun (not necessarily easy outside the US), let's get real here, the chances of not dying after blowing your brains are small, besides if you're left in a vegetative state, what do you care, your real self,the thinking one, will be gone (which is what we're after)... Then again, plugging that trigger can be extremely difficult...

      The best option I found so far is hydrogen cyanide.

      The good thing about it is a gas and thus you only have to breathe it, that it is lethal at low doses, that you pass out nearly instantly (in some seconds) and if you somehow manage to fail, there are no consequences as it doesn't damage your brain, lungs, liver or anything else. Should be pretty pleasant, if you can get hold of it, but that's seemingly not easy. Otherwise it can be synthesized with ammonia and methane, but I've yet to figure out exactly how (building a flat bed reactor with Platinum-Rhodium catalyst sure doesn't look easy)

      Finding a sure, painless method is not easy, and reading suicide HOWTOs on the net is more a deterent than anything else. The methods these sites claim to be good are often cryptic, and there seems to be an emphasis on the ones that are not a Good Idea(TM).

      The other bad idea about suicide is that if you somehow fail (which is more common than being "successful"), others will look at you as if you have the black plague, AIDS and an extra leg...

      Just consider life an interesting experiment, since you don't care anyway...

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      One shall speak only if what one has to say is more beautiful than silence
    12. Re:Been there, tried that by AlanS2002 · · Score: 0

      Australia doesn't have a bill of rights with the "freedom of speech" enshrined in it.

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      but it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
      - Hume
    13. Re:Been there, tried that by Himring · · Score: 1

      My marriage fell apart in 2003. I was married for over 13 years and had a young daughter. I didn't want to live and yearned to die many times, but I had this little girl who blindly depended on me to be her daddy.

      I stopped thinking of me....

      Over the past two years I've become the best father I could ever hope to be. I've coached her basketball teams for two years, one soccer team and now her flag football team. We draw, color, make sculptures, play with paper dolls, play hide-and-seek, name it. She is a large part of my life.

      I made her a promise when deep in the misery of marital dissolution: "as long as it's in my power, I will be here for you...." That promise helped me make it through.

      I'm now a better brother, uncle, grandson, son, name it, and all because I stopped thinking about me and my problems.

      When you put other people first and learn to live that way you simply forget about you. I think had I continued to pity myself I would not have made it.

      I especially enjoy coaching. Working with young kids, watching them grow athletically and improve, it has become the best therapy ever -- and I spent tons of money on shrinks and books trying to overcome my pain.

      You get what you put in....

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    14. Re:Been there, tried that by shario · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is peculiar how you can suddenly find again your will to live after facing the reality of death. This has been the subject of many books and movies, I think.

    15. Re:Been there, tried that by Saeger · · Score: 1
      I once researched good ways to kill myself too, and they had to meet a few conditons:
      1. Had to be near-painless.
      2. Had to be easy.
      3. Could not be rude by leaving behind a mess for someone else to clean up, so that excludes the ideal of instantaneus braindeath from a shaped charge explosive vaporizing the greymatter substrate or your existence.
      I determined that the two best methods are:
      1. Freezing - Once you get over the crybaby hump of "I'm cooold", hypothermia feels like going to sleep. As an added bonus, if you freeze in the right location, then your body is left behind for future archaeologists to find. :)
      2. Carbon monoxide - Oxygen deprevation. Painless braindeath (but your body will rot if not found soon, so make sure you'll be found, or do it where the animals can recycle your biomass). Every year, hundreds of people accidentally die in their sleep due to CO leaks.

      "I'm feeling much better now."

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    16. Re:Been there, tried that by jbridge21 · · Score: 1

      Bah, living without a lung actually isn't that bad. I can still sprint well, I just don't have the endurance to do it for very long. And I played trumpet for eight years.

    17. Re:Been there, tried that by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Every year, hundreds of people accidentally die in their sleep due to CO leaks.
      Well it serves them right for keeping bottles of it around the house.
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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    18. Re:Been there, tried that by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      There can be great comfort in knowing that you really can check out any time you want. It's kind of exhilarating, a feeling of power, that if this stupid world pushes me too far I can just *click* switch it off. That alone can make another shitty day of life bearable.

    19. Re:Been there, tried that by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Hanging breaks your neck if you do it right. 100% dead in > 1 second.

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    20. Re:Been there, tried that by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      GODDAMNIT. I meant .

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    21. Re:Been there, tried that by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Wow, I fucking failed. < as opposed to >

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    22. Re:Been there, tried that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      god forbid you use the PREVIEW button, stupid ass

    23. Re:Been there, tried that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey cocksucker, I was in a hurry. Blow me, huh? This is Slashdot, not my resume.

    24. Re:Been there, tried that by Saib0t · · Score: 1
      That's the whole problem of the hanging method, doing it right... Want to risk a slow and painful death if you blunder? I don't... Which is why most people search for painless, riskless, fast suicide method. Hence the gunshot (but that's pretty messy and getting hold of a gun is hard around here) or my previous "recommendation" of using HCN.

      HCN meets all the criteria except for one:
      - it's painless
      - it's quick
      - no worries about damage if you fail (there's a 15 minutes headache and nothing else)
      - it's not messy for whoever discovers you.
      - it doesn't take much courage (inhaling something is easy, opening your veins is hard, stabbing yourself in the heart is hard [fucking ribs], pressing that trigger is hard I presume...)

      The hard thing about hydrogen cyanide is getting it...

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    25. Re:Been there, tried that by isorox · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that you can survive a 150m fall into water? Worst case you'll be dead in a few hours as noone will notice that you've gone over at 3AM.

    26. Re:Been there, tried that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Suppose your shot is slightly off and misses the heart, punctures the lung, meaning you get a lung removed,
      Suppose I pull the trigger twice. Also suppose I am using an H&K .40 calibre USP, and I am familiar with firearms and basic human anatomy, and really, really have the mindset to commit suicide. This is not some off-the-cuff whim I had one day. The suicidal have their -- our -- reasons, and if you had lived their lives, you may very well have had them, too.

      Some people just don't want to live, and there are an unlimited supply of reasons why. They believe suicide is a better option. Why do you want to inflict life on someone who would choose otherwise?
      and for the suicide attempt you get sectioned? Now you're locked in a hellhole prison with a missing lung, you can never get out, and no-one listens to you because you're obviously mentally ill.
      At least I tried.

      This is not the forum for pro- or anti-suicide discussion and I apologize for posting grandparent.
  39. If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you need ideas on how to kill yourself, then you don't really want to die. As a Roman Empire era judge said to someone convicted of the capital crime of being a Christian because he refused to deny he was one, "I have better things to do than help you commit suicide. Are there not cliffs enough in the world for you to do that without me?" (paraphrased)

    1. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there not cliffs enough in the world for you to do that without me?

      Well no, there probably aren't enough. Many people who want to die are probably quite poor, and couldn't afford to just travel around the world to find the best cliffs to jump off, or experiment with other methods. Everyone, including those who want to die, are too chickenshit to explore ways to die that might not work. Jumping off a cliff means you'll definately break a few parts of yourself, but will you die? What if you wake up a few days later in a hospital bed and find that you will live the rest of your life in palliative care? Then how much would you want to die. Oh and if you live in Australia, you'll be hit with a fine as well!

    2. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Just because you may want to die doesn't mean you want it to be painful. Or that you want to fail. Or that you want to make a mess of it. For many people, the only thing holding them back is the fear of screwing up, becoming a vegetable or doing it right, but underestimating the excrutiating pain that may be involved. Believe it or not, there are very few truly peaceful, painless, non-messy, quiet ways to kill yourself. Even ways you might think as painless can come with significant pain (or a poor success rate).

    3. Re:If you need ideas on how... by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      peaceful, painless, non-messy, quiet ways

      That's the wimpy way. If I was going to suicide (and I certainly don't), I would at least grab some firearms, going away with a bang, and taking some of the problems with me -- to make the world a better place for the others.

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    4. Re:If you need ideas on how... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      But shooting yourself IS painless and peaceful, for you at least. Messy, but only for whoever has to pick your skull fragments out of the curtains. Other methods carry far more risks.

      Hanging: get this one wrong, so the rope snaps or the support breaks, and you end up a vegetable lying on a bed for the rest of your life. Also very unpleasant suffocation or broken neck.

      Slitting your wrists: generally doesn't work, just gives you embarassing scars.

      Paracetamols: takes weeks of agonising pain as it dissolves you from the inside.

      Jumping off a building: if it goes wrong you're crippled or a vegetable, too crippled to either kill yourself OR have a decent life, so you're stuck in even more misery, amplified by the knowledge that you can never end it because no-one will put you out of your miesry.

      The best bet is either shooting yourself, and hoping the bullet doesn't deflect off your skull, or lethal injection.

    5. Re:If you need ideas on how... by EkkiEkkiShiwaddle · · Score: 1
      But shooting yourself IS painless and peaceful, for you at least.

      I think the grandparent was not talking about shooting himself, he was rather talking about taking others with him.

      If you're going to go out, why not go out with a bang? There'll be no way to be punished later on...

    6. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

      Er...shooting yourself is just as risky as hanging yourself or jumping off a building.

      If you shoot yourself in the head, especially towards the front of your head, you may very well end up just giving yourself severe brain damage, maybe even ending up as a vegetable.

      If you shoot yourself anywhere else...well, you won't end up brain-damaged, but it still might not kill you. Let's say you try to shoot yourself in the heart and miss--you now have a nice, painful bullet stuck in your chest.

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    7. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Zone-MR · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with taking a lethal dose of paracetamol (double the lethal dose to be sure), lying down in your bed, drifting off and never waking up again. Certainly not painful or messy.

      I think you've been reading too much of this :)

    8. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Eric604 · · Score: 1
      Er...shooting yourself is just as risky as hanging yourself or jumping off a building

      What about jumping off a realy tall building head first? I think the risk of survival is pretty low. If you shoot yourself anywhere else...well, you won't end up brain-damaged, but it still might not kill you. Let's say you try to shoot yourself in the heart and miss--you now have a nice, painful bullet stuck in your chest.

      But in this case you could try again. :)

    9. Re:If you need ideas on how... by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Heroin... if you overdose on enough heroin you will 100% die. Its by definition painless and so easy even a strung out junkie can do it. Also if you fail its not gunna be the worst thing to happen to you. To relate to a post above im sure if you give out your address someone would be more than happy to deliver you some morphine or heroin or something...

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    10. Re:If you need ideas on how... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Paracetemol? Doesn't that cause liver failure, and make you die in excruciating pain over several weeks?

    11. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, CO gas is probably the best way.

    12. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't that cause respiratory failure? I dont see how that would be painless...

    13. Re:If you need ideas on how... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      If you shoot yourself anywhere else...well, you won't end up brain-damaged, but it still might not kill you. Let's say you try to shoot yourself in the heart and miss--you now have a nice, painful bullet stuck in your chest.

      But in this case you could try again.


      Not easily, at least for a while. Especially if they thought the wound was intentional and self-inflicted. If they thought that, you'd probably end up on suicide watch and a fair amount of therapy. And if you're in the U.S. where the second ammendment allows personal firearm ownership (I'm American and are not familiar with other countries' firearms laws, so I can't say for those areas), in most states you lose most if not all of your right to keep and bear arms if you're judged mentally unfit. And an attempted suicide generally gets you classified thusly.

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    14. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you try it and find out?

    15. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that proves one thing, he was obviously suffering from schizophrenia and delusions not depression, the doc should never have proscribes Prozac.

    16. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Just because you may want to die doesn't mean you want it to be painful.'

      I call this one the 'pension fund'.

      Find your local smack heads (there the ones that come into the pub offering you cheep stuff they've just nicked from the shops), by about 5-10 grans of the best quality china white or brown/smack you can get.

      Smack it more-or-less di-morphine, one of the most powerful pain killers known to man, and perfectly safe unless you OD. (the drug doesn't cause organ damage).

      So, when it comes to pension day, just pull the smack out of the cupboard, mix it with a little lemon juice or vitamin C and inject the whole lot in one go.

      You will either have the best most euphoric experience of your life, and die. or have the best most euphoric experience of your life and wake up in the morning a pensioner.

      don't slit your rists, it doesn't work,
      don't try to shoot you self, you just end up messing you face up (not a good idea) Smack is the way forward.
      n.b. you can also use a suppository if your scared of needles.

    17. Re:If you need ideas on how... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      you will wake up, paracetamol is a slow painful death caused by liver failure.

      try something like co-proximal or codeine (codeine turns to morphine in you liver).

      If you want to OD morphine is the best, or dimorphine (smack, china white), almost painless, the drug makes you feel content and you either die because you heart stops or don't die it's what the doctors use.

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    18. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't that cause respiratory failure? I dont see how that would be painless...

      You would be on lots and lots of heroin. It works pretty well for pain.

    19. Re:If you need ideas on how... by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      I think he meant you could try again immediately, not a week later after you healed up.

    20. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Kill women's rights activists.

    21. Re:If you need ideas on how... by spinozaq · · Score: 1

      Good thing Maddox doesn't isn't an Aussy...

      http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u= ma nly_suicide

      (take out the space)

    22. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Hanging: get this one wrong, so the rope snaps or the support breaks, and you end up a vegetable lying on a bed for the rest of your life. Also very unpleasant suffocation or broken neck.

      If you get it wrong, you could also wind up having your head seperated from your body. Too long a rope, you sever your head, too short, you sufficate, just right, you break your neck and that is it.

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    23. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statisticly, you couldn't be more wrong. Of the several hundred thousand people who try to kill themselves every year in the United States, most of the failures were fools who thought they could take a handful of an OTC drug or slit their wrists, thanks to daytime tv and people like you who spread half-truths.

      The most successful suicides by far are the violent ones. The vast, vast majority are firearm deaths, with hanging and jumping and such making up much smaller percentages.

      A shortish shotgun in the mouth (chopped, if necessairy, just saw off the butt / barrel) is instant and painless. You would have to be retarded to screw it up, in which case you should probably go for assisted suicide.

      If you shoot yourself anywhere other than in the mouth, tipped back, pointed at the back/crown of your head, you deserve to live on in agony, which you likely will.

    24. Re:If you need ideas on how... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      it causes you heart to stop, heroine makes you feel euphoric and it's one of the strongest painkillers known to man. Thats why they give it to old people to 'kill them of.../ ease there suffering.

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    25. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he he he he he..... time to buy a car.... and plug the exhaust into my neighbours letter box.. he he he he he..

    26. Re:If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. For the euthanasia of animals gas chamber style euthanasia is now considered to be "not best practice" and in many states the act is deemed to be cruelty to animals simply because there are so many things that can go wrong. According to many humane organizations, the only acceptable euthanasia method is overdose with the anaesthetic sodium pentobarbitol (well, in the US I guess it isn't technically an overdose, as currently the only recognized vetrinary use of SP that I am aware of is in euthanasia. Although in many countries Sodium Pentobarbitol is still used for surgical anaesthesia, but currently the US has much better drugs for that purpose.)

      Since the physiology of humans and companian animals is pretty much the same, CO would be a comparitavely inhumane euthanasia method. In many cases it wouldn't be true euthanasia at all, since the term comes from the greek thanatos, death, and the prefix eu meaning good. So euthanasia means a good death, as emotionally and physically painlessly as possible when used in the currently used definition. (death in battle may be viewed as honorable by some, so also be called a good death, but that is not the connotation intended.)

  40. people who attempt suicide.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    they are so dumb, they should just kill themself... wait, oh yeah, they tried.

  41. Do we? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    How about the patriot Act?
    How about Churchill from CU?
    As to other rights, I am amazed that Gov. Owens who fights against Quota's for race (Cool), is pushing to have Quota's at Universities based on Political Belief. Worse, he wants the Colorado Universities to only extend tenure to those who profess a conservative belief. And had the republicans controlled the colorado congress, they would have passed that.

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    1. Re:Do we? by bnenning · · Score: 1

      How about Churchill from CU?

      What about him? He's still being paid by the taxpayers, is not and will not be arrested, and may even get several million dollars if he agrees to leave. Not bad for spouting hate-filled idiocy. (And yes, I defend his right to do so).

      As to other rights, I am amazed that Gov. Owens who fights against Quota's for race (Cool), is pushing to have Quota's at Universities based on Political Belief. Worse, he wants the Colorado Universities to only extend tenure to those who profess a conservative belief.

      Yeah, that's pretty dumb.

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      How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
  42. This could mean... by Baal+Sebub · · Score: 1

    ... that ISPs and search engines could be in trouble for providing access to sites promoting suicide. Also, watch those links in your Guestbook!

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  43. Legal defense strategy by jcross · · Score: 1

    Ah, but if you were to attempt suicide by means of a nuclear mishap, you could save a lot on fines http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/02/26/14 24232&tid=153&tid=98&tid=17/.

  44. Maddox? by NuTTyGuY · · Score: 0

    What will become of Maddox?

  45. Not really related by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    to the subject matter being discussed, but, from the article,
    A passenger said the impact "sounded like the train was dragging something across the tracks in front of it."
    Well, duh!?
  46. has this even passed yet? by DarkTempes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The short article tells us how, under legislation to be introduced this week"

    that says to me that it's just legislation that will be introduced and hasn't become a law yet.

    not that i claim any familiarity with the australian system of government, but here in the states when new legislation is introduced it's not that amazing, it's if it passes in the house and senate and passes the president's veto power that it becomes law...
    can anyone shed further light?

    1. Re:has this even passed yet? by Iason+Baldes · · Score: 1

      The federal government has introduced this legislation. It has the majority both in the lower (house of representatives) and upper house (senate). In the Australian system the Prime Minister (who is a member of the lower house) holds real power while our 'president' is the Governor General nominated by the Prime Minister and approved by the Queen. The Governor General very rarely intervenes in anything.

    2. Re:has this even passed yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite soon the Howard government will have a majority in both houses. So if it doesn't go through now, in a couple of months it will.

    3. Re:has this even passed yet? by Iason+Baldes · · Score: 1

      sorry made a mistake, no majority in the upper house but I think the christian fundamentalists (family first) got a seat and will vote in line with the Howard Government most of the time.

    4. Re:has this even passed yet? by PrivateDonut · · Score: 0

      Has to pass through House of Representatives (lower house) which involves large amounts of debating and refining. Then pass through House of Senate (upper house) which involves the upper house regecting the bill until they like it. Then it gets passes to Governer General (queens representative) for approval, which is almost guaranteed unless its a threat to the thrown.

  47. If Trying to Kill Yourself is Illegal There by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why is Steve Irwin still a free man?

    And if there's one thing that guy's taught us, it's that Australia is full of critters that will happily kill you if you just piss them off a little. It's probably much easier to kill yourself off there than it is here in the states (Although we also have our share of poisonous nasties.) Most of the methods you can find on the internet are much more pedestrian than "Walk down to the local river, get a drink and be eaten by a crocodile." Now THAT's a great way to go, eh? Just make sure it gets you by the head and not by a leg or something...

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:If Trying to Kill Yourself is Illegal There by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just make sure it gets you by the head and not by a leg or something...
      Doesn't matter all that much - once it grabs you you're pretty much done for either way. Really only boils down to your personal taste - do you prefer to go by bloodloss or drowning?

      And I'm A/C'ing this before some moron consider this comment to be incitement. Sheesh! We need a constitution that grants free speech down here...

    2. Re:If Trying to Kill Yourself is Illegal There by stor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Walk down to the local river, get a drink and be eaten by a crocodile." Now THAT's a great way to go, eh? Just make sure it gets you by the head and not by a leg or something...

      I doubt you'll be given a choice in the matter.

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    3. Re:If Trying to Kill Yourself is Illegal There by nathanh · · Score: 1
      And if there's one thing that guy's taught us, it's that Australia is full of critters that will happily kill you if you just piss them off a little. It's probably much easier to kill yourself off there than it is here in the states (Although we also have our share of poisonous nasties.)

      That reminds me...

      It is true that of the 10 most poisonous arachnids on the planet, Australia has 9 of them. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that of the 9 most poisonous arachnids, Australia has all of them. However, there are curiously few snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all. But even the spiders won't go near the sea. -- Douglas Adams

      We also have ants that can kill you with a single bite, the world's most poisonous snake, and the world's most poisonous creature, the box jellyfish.

      With all the time spent looking out for deadly snakes, ants, spiders, and fish... the crocodiles really don't concern us all that much :-)

    4. Re:If Trying to Kill Yourself is Illegal There by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Well honestly I hadn't given it ALL that much thought, but Steve's taught us that they have a hell of a lot of crushing power in those jaws. So ideally you could get your skull crushed and then it wouldn't matter anymore. And you'd be giving some critter a good solid nosh, which kind of appeals to me. Why be greedy with your body after you're dead, after all?

      So what I think I'd do if I were planning on going that way, is get down on my hands and keens and go "'ere! 'ave a look at THIS! Now I've got to be care 'ere because this 'ere ripper could kill me in a single ARGH!"

      Of course there is always the chance that it'd find you distasteful and just maim you a little, but nothing is certain in life and death, right? Certainly, given a choice between that and, say, autoerotic asphyxiation, I think the great bloody croco's much preferable...

      Damn I'm cheerfully morbid today...

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    5. Re:If Trying to Kill Yourself is Illegal There by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crikey! Who'd dare to arrest him, knowing of his power to summon legions of crocs to come to his rescue, not to mention inflicting plagues of snakes and spiders on the police and politicians?

  48. re Australia by Morebad · · Score: 1

    Australia decriminalised suicide. It is not an offence to commit or attempt to commit suicide. It is an offence to aid another person to commit suicide however the murder-suicide pact defence is available !

  49. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum... by jcuervo · · Score: 1

    It's against the law to take one's own life.

    The penalty is death.

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    Assume I was drunk when I posted this.
  50. not clueless... by nilbog · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Australia is not clueless about how the internet works. Clueless would be to pass a law banning such content, a law they could never possibly enforce.

    They are just saying their citizens and coporations should not be promoting the material. It is not a difficult law to enforce. If company X is selling pills to kill yourself with, and providing instructions on how to use them, Australia will fine them.

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    or else!
  51. Well... by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    I understand the need to outlaw suicide so its never a state endorsed, but there are times when suicide is better than enduring pain.

    I heard a comment from someone the other day, saying how if the state endorsed it, people would ask the elderly who are a burden to commit suicide. I suppose if its financial and the family is hurting, but damn...

    On cases of cancer and such, if I was dieing and in pain, and with the outlaw of drugs that could help, one could be tempted...

    Now imagine you need to commit suicide, you could mess up and make your pain worse, or die horrible. Thats why reasons black info needs to exist, the day you have to use....

  52. Hmm... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Dunno, personally I've made it a point to tell some variant of "yeah, go do it" to anyone playing the suicidal role.

    Thing is, I don't believe that they actually want to die. They just want to get saved and get attention. If you will, a rather extreme RL variant of what we call "trolling" on the net: causing grief to get attention.

    E.g., sorry, I don't believe that a school mate "suiciding" on sleeping pills while her mom and family were at home can count as a honest suicide attempt. And for such a blatant reason as that she thought her mom loves her sisters more than her. It just says "please save me and cry".

    And much as I'm tempted to apply Hanlon's Razor ("never attribute to malice, that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"), we're not talking the village idiot here. We're talking an _extremely_ intelligent girl.

    So to cut a long story short, my theory is that they're either:

    A) trolling for attention, in which case I'm just applying the "don't feed the troll" principle. If they actually get enough attention with the "waah, I want to commit suicide" act, they might actually talk themselves into doing it. On the other hand, "yeah, go do it, noone gives a damn if you do. And here's some good ways to do it, btw" will usually lose a friend, but might well keep them from actually doing it.

    And if they still do, might as well have enough info to succeed. Think of it as the Darwin Awards. Anyone stupid enough to actually try a suicide for attention, well, I see no real problem with helping them remove themselves from the gene pool.

    B) actually honestly want to end it all. In which case, I can't see any reason to keep them from doing it. It's their life, it's entirely their decision how to live it. Or whether to live it or not.

    Keeping them uninformed is gonna solve... what? Get them to do something extremely stupid and end up _crippled_ instead? Yeah, that sooo solves their problems ;)

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    1. Re:Hmm... by stor · · Score: 1

      Dunno, personally I've made it a point to tell some variant of "yeah, go do it" to anyone playing the suicidal role.

      I hope you're joking/trolling. If not please consider recommending them on to a counselor instead. Thanks.

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    2. Re:Hmm... by Eivind · · Score: 1
      You're sort of rigth, but also sort of wrong.

      You are rigth that in many cases suicide-attempts or talks of suicide is a cry for help.

      Sure, you could say, there's more rational ways to ask for help than in essence threathening. This is true, but in most cases either the person doesn't know how to use those other more rational ways, or they tried already and nothing happened.

      Suicides actually happen when the pain and suffering becomes stronger than the means the person has available for mitigating them. Constructive help would seek either to diminish whatever is causing that pain, or to teach the person new and better ways of coping with it, or both.

    3. Re:Hmm... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Yeah ummm....you're telling an already depressed person that you don't care if they die? Doesn't seem like a smart idea....

    4. Re:Hmm... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, that's exactly the point I was trying to make: if they want help, they can always just ask for help.

      But on the other hand, it's also that I think everyone should be free to do whatever they damn please with their own life. I think the world would be a lot better a place, including yes less reasons to end up with enough pain to want to suicide, if everyone stopped trying to rule everyone else's life and trying to tell them how (or if) to live it.

      So if they ask for help, I'll help. If they want to talk, I'll listen. But if they decided to end their life, hey, it's their decision to make. Could be for some really stupid reason (like wanting attention), or a rational decision that it's not worth continuing it all, it's their life, their decision. I'm not gonna try to override it.

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      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  53. details by mirko · · Score: 3, Informative

    Given the replies and personal email I got, I wanted to specify something :

    I wrote "I had" becase it's over.
    I'm cured.
    I was having a bad time: I lost a job which I actually hated, and I also considered changing my life.

    I then had the following strategy : Waiting until the temperature would fall below -10C and sleep naked in my balcony.
    The cold came... but too late.

    I did not want to end it abruptly because I am married with a delicious woman and I wanted it to look like an accident.

    Finally, I decided to perform my auto-therapy.
    I am creative, you might not lik what I do but I have fun doin it.

    I recorded a rock album which is described here and available (for free) here.

    My advice ?
    Spit the anger and the fear. You'll end fearless, stronger and alive !
    God bless you.

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    Trolling using another account since 2005.
    1. Re:details by anethema · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My sister killed herself last year (almost to the day).

      If she wasnt already dead I'd kill her for the pain and suffering she has cause me and especially my parents (and of course the rest of the family)

      Suicide is never an option, unless maybe you are some hermit who no one loves. Nothing would be worth doing that to your wife. It would ruin her life forever.

      I realize you're cured but you dont really seem to grasp how much it affects the people around you.

      My parents are fucked up, my grades have gone to shit, and the whole family seems to just be permanently melancholie.

      My advice to anyone contemplating suicide..DONT. Nothing is worth ruining the lives of your loved ones.

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      It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
    2. Re:details by mirko · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry for you.
      I don't want to advocate your sister but having been through that I'd say that I felt really alone.
      I felt I needed some change.
      The most obvious one would have been to die.
      At the last minute, after 2 weeks of starvation (didn't it but drank a lot... Champagne and Vodka/Martini were a bargain because of the approaching end of year) I decided to make it an Ad Absurdum Reductio.
      If I were to meet your sister at the time she needed it, I'd sugegst she'd do it, but not as at a psychiatrist : you don't want to make it whle resting on a sofa, with some prozac to alter your perception. You want it to be painful, you want it to be like vomit.
      Tell the things you don't mean, tell the things that hurt (but warn the people that'll hear you before that you tell things you don't especially mean but that you have to throw up).
      At ther end of the day, you'l feel more indulgent.
      I can't believe I write this song.

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      Trolling using another account since 2005.
    3. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really isn't any of your business when someone decides it is or is not a good time for suicide or whether or not there is a situation in which it is an appropriate option. It isn't any of your business to decide whether there is or isn't enough worth living for in their life as you have not lived it and likely can not possibly comprehend some of the things they've been through.

      I have pondered the idea a number of times and the only thing holding me back - beside the fear of failure or pain - is that I know it would disrupt and possibly seriously hinder the lives of a number of my family and my parents. As much as I despise myself, I do not despise them and do not want to destroy their lives as I've done my own.

    4. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let others have a miserable life so you can enjoy la vida loca. Learn from this, ladies and gentlemen, no more leaving sucky relationships or leaving mommy because of the pain and suffering it will cause. Mate, the world doesn't revolve around you, everybody has his own life and feelings. Something tells me there's more to your family than it appears. But get over it, it has been a year.

    5. Re:details by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "My advice to anyone contemplating suicide..DONT. Nothing is worth ruining the lives of your loved ones."

      Yes, thats exactly the sort of moral blackmail that holds our society together.

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    6. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know something? Your response shows how incredibly self centered you are. What about your sisters suffering - you never had to be in her shoes did you? Your life is your own and your sister's life was her's- it is not your sisters fault that your grades are bad - it is not your place to tell someone to live or die just so you don't have to feel bad. If you are so unhappy now but can still go on living, imagine how miserable your sister must have been to take her own life - don't think such a thing is easy. Stop and really feel.

    7. Re:details by evvk · · Score: 1

      Wife?!? This is slashdot.

    8. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ME ME ME ME ME ME

      FFS

    9. Re:details by johansalk · · Score: 1



      I'm sorry for what you've been through but I'm sure your sister did NOT do it out of careless selfishness. You say that the whole family have become 'permanently melancholic', but, and I'm sorry to say this, the almost certain likelihood considering that your sister killed herself is that the family wasn't perfectly free from trouble to start with (and I'm carefully choosing my words here to remain sensitive to your feelings, so I have deliberately understated what I meant).

      Your sister did NOT commit a crime to deserve your anger. I'm sure she had her reasons to die, wither justified, or out of illness.

    10. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up!

    11. Re:details by bfischer · · Score: 1

      Yes, but he said "delicious wife" so he must be a cannibal and is therefore plenty disfunctional enough for /.

    12. Re:details by hyu · · Score: 1

      There's a point being missed here, which saddens me. I've come close a few times, as have many other people, but I didn't for the very reason you plead for people not to.

      Nevertheless, I have a friend who tried several times, and I don't know why. I loved her, but in order to deal with it she tried really hard to break off all those connections. She wanted to die with people hating her. She wanted to go without anyone caring. Suicide is something that few can undersand unless they actually are the ones coming to that point.

      A friend of mine did commit suicide this year, about two weeks after I moved away for school. I didn't even like him all that much, but it still messed me up a great deal for some time. Suicide is like that, though. If the person knew what their killing themselves would do to other people, would they do it? Yes. Why would they? Because at that point they figure all is lost anyway, and why bother prolonging your own suffering so everyone else can continue to be happy.

    13. Re:details by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      You are correct on some level, however folks who are serious about attempting suicide have the logic all formed to support their action. The will view it as 'saving' the family. Like some, I too have been touched with a suicide in the family, and he belived it was the right thing to do(from letter), when in reality it is probably the most selfish thing to do. But he had it all planned out down to having called goodwill to come out and pick up his things the day after his suicide. I doubt there was anything anyone could have done.

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    14. Re:details by rjshields · · Score: 1

      Oh, sorry, I forgot about the strong gay culture here. And the number of people too young and too socially inept, but mainly the first point :)

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      In this world nothing is certain but death, taxes and flawed car analogies.
    15. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And perhaps she killed herself because she thought you'd all be better off without her? Trust me, suicide is not a decision a person would take lightly. You know how bad you feel right now? Imagine just how much worse your sister must have been feeling to see suicide as the answer. I'm not condoning the act but it sounds like she was in seriously deep strife and couldn't see another way out. Counselling might sound like a cop-out but it isn't.
      (ObDisclaimer: I have personal knowledge of the situations outlined by the OP and am not just pulling theories out of my backside)

    16. Re:details by 1lus10n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Saying that there is no reason for that person to commit suicide without living that persons life is pretty selfish too. Regardless of the morality of the situation all opinions regarging the action are selfish. The parents post reeks of selfishness. Blaming every problem that he/she can on someone else's action without truly understanding the motivation.

      Telling somebody who is unhappy to go on living to make you or someone else happy is similar to telling someone to do something to benefit you but not them. Sometimes life just isnt worth living. Not everyone wants to be a cube-whore who has no life a mortgage 2.3 kids and an overpriced house in suburbia. Thats hard for some people to understand because they enjoy that life. Not everyone is the same.

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    17. Re:details by drsquare · · Score: 1

      No offence intended, but it seems you didn't really have very severe depression. You strike me as one of those people who has a few bad months, gets over it, and tells people who've been depressed for decades that they should just get over it as well.

      Your advice seems very vague and not very useful to those of us who actually DO have depression, not a bit of a 'bad time' due to temporary circumstances (i.e. losing a job you didn't like anyway).

    18. Re:details by drsquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you're saying that you should live a life of constant misery so your selfish relatives can have a better life? I notice in your entire post you don't once mention the suffering your sister went through before she killed herself. Did you even consider that? Or are you more concerned with your own well-being?

      It seems your family weren't there for her when she was alive, but now you're criticising her? You're saying that she should stay alive and suffer for your sake, but you don't have to do anything for her sake? Family-relationships work two ways, not just one.

      If you hate her so much you'd kill her, why are you so bothered whether she's alive or not? Did you like her at all? If so, why are you more concerned with your own recent suffering rather than the suffering she was going through which caused it all in the first place?

    19. Re:details by mirko · · Score: 1

      The situation was much worse than just losing a job I hated but, as another AC says, /. is not a psy-couch.

      On the professional side (and there were so many others) I also needed a job to stay in Switzerland and to afford the rent.

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      Trolling using another account since 2005.
    20. Re:details by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      True. You never know what the person is going through. Period. I would say it was selfish, because for all his planning, he didn't plan on having his own son find his body. Well, I guess selfish isn't a good word there then, how about inconsiderate?

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      There are no loopholes. It's either legal or it's not.
    21. Re:details by philbert26 · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry for what you've been through but I'm sure your sister did NOT do it out of careless selfishness.

      If you are going to say twice in caps that something did NOT happen, you're going to need more than conjecture to back it up. Are you saying that no suicides are motivated by selfishness? If so, I'd like to hear your basis for this.

    22. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My parents are fucked up, my grades have gone to shit, and the whole family seems to just be permanently melancholie.

      My advice to anyone contemplating suicide..DONT. Nothing is worth ruining the lives of your loved ones.


      Such drama.. Get over it. People die, life goes on. In some cultures, death is CELEBRATED.

    23. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non Serviam, I do not live to serve you, if I find my life unbearable, the hell I'm gonna live it just to make others happy.

    24. Re:details by AlanS2002 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The whole discourse on the matter of who is most blamworthy in such situations is selfish at the level of trying to assign responsiblity to one party. We do not live in a vacuum and all things in everyones lives are influenced by our relations with everyone else from past to present.

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      Not all conservatives are stupid,
      but it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
      - Hume
    25. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your sister should have gone on living, regardless of her own suffering, for the sake of YOUR GRADE POINT AVERAGE. Yeah.

      This post proves you are a cretin who doesn't deserve to HAVE a sister. Why didn't you just save time and bandwidth, and go take a long dump on her grave?

      As for those "hermit[s] who[m] no one loves," I'm sure they'll be thankful that you permit them the luxury of suicide.

    26. Re:details by lazypenguingirl · · Score: 1

      I agree entirely. The fact that people in our society, including (and espescially) our "family" and "friends", make people often feel more *used* than loved probably contributes to people wanting to just say "fuck it all." Yup, been there, done that.

    27. Re:details by Arseniev · · Score: 1
      The son of family friends died a few months ago. Accident, suicide? they are not entirely sure; maybe both.

      His parents were devastated, of course, but they also admitted that they were relieved in a way. This boy (24 years old) had been a chronic alcoholic for years; he had been to several specialized institutions, but regularly came back to his vice. He never could pursue any studies whatsoever, never could hold a steady job, and was plagued with nice and very successful siblings. This was really making his parents' life a hell.
      I think his whole family had given up any hope that he would recover one day. At least he's in peace.

      Maybe they are just trying to go through this by convincing themselves that it's for the best. But aren't they the ones who would know best?

    28. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Very me me me. People who leave family behind don't take such a drastic step in a vacuum. (Unless thats how they plan to do it)(Sorry, bad pun)

    29. Re:details by carcajou · · Score: 1

      Absolutely...It is a personal choice. Many societies look at death differently than we Americans do. Death is tied up in family, religion and the American Dream for us. A much better way is for people who truely love you to support your decision, try to understand, and remember you. We are all going to die; it seems much better to choose the time and the way, rather than holding on for the last little bit with no quality of life. Enjoy your own wake, and then quietly go your way...

    30. Re:details by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      That is a good point in the closing statements. People honestly seeking suicide are doing so for whatever reason their mind has fixated on. "Consider your family" doesn't really work, because you are not thinking in a proper state of mind (ie: one of preserving your life, the normal mindset for all living organisms).

      It amuses me somewhat in that people say how a suicide of someone they cared about messed them up. It amuses me for the fact that, while sometimes there is little warning a person is going to commit suicide, there are often warning indicators (withdrawl from social contact, quietness, etc in unusual quantities) that go unnoticed. They don't seek out the depressed person to help, and then complain that they caused the problems by committing suicide.

    31. Re:details by greenrd · · Score: 1
      I think the fact that people do get their lives torn apart when someone commits suicide, proves that they did love that person.

      Not caring when someone close to you dies is the characteristic of a "user", a sociopath.

    32. Re:details by anethema · · Score: 5, Informative

      You fill find this pretty hard to believe, but our family was as close to a perfect family I've seen I think. I'm sure there are better but it doesnt get that much better.

      Upper middle class family, dad started his own company, but by the time my sister was around he was home a lot.

      No abuse, parents rarely fought..When I was growing up we were pretty poor (company just getting started and all) but when my sister was growing up we were decently well off.

      My dad's side of the family is european, and all had very strong family values...

      Parents seem to believe in god, but not enough to go to church, and never preached it to us, letting us make our own decision when we got old enough (me and her both decided it was a lot of hooey).

      My parents every other year save up all year and take me and my sister on a trip to mexico. Sometimes every year if the money is good enough.

      Not sure really how our family life could have been improved. Everyone i see around me has divorced parents, dysfunctinal relationships with the parents they do have...etc

      I had a good relationship with her, but I moved out early because I love living on my own.

      The sad thing is, because of the strong family values and that my sister had a good personality and everyone liked her..if she would have let on the tinyest bit that she was suicidal, anyone in the family would have done ANYTHING to stop this from happening. Myself included.

      She left no note or indication of why she did it. She blocked me on msn that night, i assume so i wouldnt see her name she put "fuck you all, i'm gonna say goodbye" or something along those lines.

      She has some really shitty drug addict freinds, i assume that couldnt have helped. The tox report came back negative for everything except a little bit of alcohol.

      Either way, all of that beeing said..I am angry at her, but i still love her. I came off sounding madder at her than i am. Just trying to convince the grandgrandparent that suicide was a stupid thing to do because of the consequences it has for everyone.

      Maybe she did have her reasons to die, but they werent worth the misery they caused.

      A lot of people thus far have called me selfish etc, but i cant imagine what would be more selfish than what my sister did. I'm thinking of the welfare of my entire family. Now my parents marriage is on the rocks, my grades have gone to shit, and the rest of the family is totally depressed (all like i said before).

      I think it must have been illness, but she didnt display any of the signs. She didnt get happier towards the end like some do, she didnt look super depressed. She had a low self image, like most teen girls...but none of this seems like suicide material to me...I guess it must have been illness.

      Ah too much typing, just trying to get across to you that our family life was really great, and i dont have a single regret about my childhood. My sister was more spoiled than I was i guess because we had more money, maybe that contributed.

      And its okay dont bother sparing my feelings, I'm near impossible to offend.

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    33. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people thus far have called me selfish etc, but i cant imagine what would be more selfish than what my sister did. A lot of people claim suicide is inherently the most selfish thing you can do, but I have to say it goes both ways. I survived my own (heredetary) deperession because I knew what it would to do my family, but I also resented it. Keep in mind you're basically saying "No matter how much pain you are in, you should not escape it because that would leave me in pain." Therefore claiming your (and your parents') feelings were more important than hers. Both sides are being inherently selfish and looking out for their own best interests. And if, as you say, any hint of suicide on her part would have done "ANYTHING" to stop it from happening, well that explains why you never knew. Many depressed people live in fear of being institutionalized "for their own good" so don't tell the people who don't care most. It's a compliment, in a backhanded sort of way, that she knew you cared that much.

    34. Re:details by lazypenguingirl · · Score: 1

      People also get their lives torn apart when they lose their jobs, and a plethora of other things which are rather mundane in the grand scheme of things. Getting distraught over something does not alone prove that love was involved. There are *many* people out there who manipulate and enslave their "beloved" family members with emotional baggage. People are so quick to accuse others of being selfish without looking in the mirror first and analyzing the roots of their own actions. If someone really loved their family member, they would not allow them to suffer and be pushed to the point where they would seriously entertain killing themselves. I applaud you for your optimistic and idealistic view of familial relationships, and if your family has fit that mold, consider yourself a fortunate person. But the majority of people out there do NOT have it that way. The most selfish people are usually the ones screaming out the loudest about their "loss" when their gravy train of emotional abuse against a person is finally put to an end.

    35. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know why you said this but I can say with certainty that telling a suicidal person "Don't do it because of me" won't work. Remember, suicide is the most *selfish* act that a person can undertake. Nobody wants to hear that they should stop doing it for someone else. They need a reason to stop doing it for *themselves*...

      And yes, I'm posting AC b/c I'm suicidal. So what?

    36. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say selfishness like it's a bad thing. It's her life, she can do what she wants with it. It sucks that that's what she choose, but it was her choice.

    37. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Amen.

    38. Re:details by anethema · · Score: 1

      Yeah i'm basically just thinking of the good of the many over the good of the few. (one)

      Fucking up 10 lives (actually there was over 400 people at her funeral, all who knew her well and she was well liked) because you're depressed doesnt really cut it as unselfish for me.

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      It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
    39. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My advice to anyone contemplating suicide..DONT. Nothing is worth ruining the lives of your loved ones.

      That's the main reason I didn't yet.

      And the reason why I pushed my friends away. I don't talk to my dad anymore, I barely see my mom. I see my sis when she needs my set of keys to let her in after she's locked herself out...

      I can see what I'm doing, but it hurts too much to stop.
      I know it's fucked up, but I'm pretty much trying to make them wish I were dead too, or at least not care so much.

      Sorry about your sis, but now you know how she felt.

    40. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry for your loss.

      That said, grieving people are not in a good position to give advice to suicidal people. Your perspective and theirs, in all likelihood, can never meet.

      Depression creates a certain myopia, although depressed people often think it enables them to see more clearly. Of the suicidal people I have known, all believed that committing suicide would make life better for their loved ones (if they were able to consider their loved ones at all). Despite your assurances and the assurances of their own loved ones, they will continue to believe this, because they believe that you will get over your pain eventually, and that they will not get over theirs.

      I know this is not fair, and the idea of often-otherwise-rational people believing this may seem implausible. I do respect your anger as part of your grief, and I hope someday you can be reconciled.

    41. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Posted AC for a reason)

      The ONLY reason I haven't done it is because of ONE person - she is that reason to not do it (and she doesn't even know that her friendship is the reason I haven't killed myself). My family? Fuck them - I've thought of killing myself to be selfish.

    42. Re:details by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And its okay dont bother sparing my feelings, I'm near impossible to offend.

      Well, I'm not sure I should say anything. I'm sorry about your sister. I don't know you, but I'm sorry.

      Anyway, as a guy who once counted it and it turned out around 10 girls had cried on my shoulder that fall (only two of wich were my fault, I'd swear they were telling each other to come to me to cry...), I had this thought:

      No abuse

      How would you know?

      No offense, but, I was the only person, aside from the victim and the abuser, who knew for one of my exs. Her brother didn't know, and he was usually in the next room when it happened.

      A lot of abuse leaves no visible mark, and shames the person so much they'll never tell anyone. Sigh, in some cases, I wished they hand't told me. Empathy has it's downsides.

      I have a friend... I know something happened to her when she was small. I've been avoiding learning what. It was sexual, and it was a grown man who did it, I'm sure, but I'm trying not to learn the details... and she's told a shrink, I belive, so I can avoid it with a clear conscience.

      Maybe you're right though, maybe it was just a chemical imbalance, maybe it was love, maybe maybe maybe. The point of killing yourself is to put an end to your suffering, not to share it (though obviously she gave you new suffering).

      Parents seem to believe in god, but not enough to go to church, and never preached it to us, letting us make our own decision when we got old enough (me and her both decided it was a lot of hooey).

      Me too, but it helps to think that maybe she's with Jesus and was able to help her feel better. I'd like it if it was the case.

      Again, sorry buddy.
      I hope you get to spare someone else's family by letting people know what happens to those who care for them after they leave.

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    43. Re:details by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "We are all going to die; it seems much better to choose the time and the way, rather than holding on for the last little bit with no quality of life."

      There was an excellent comment on 'the onion' the other day;

      "If God wanted people to die with dignity, He wouldn't have created modern medical technology capable of artificially prolonging life."

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    44. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My heart goes out to you. I recommend that you go and seek some professional help yourself. From the looks of it, you seem to be a student and all schools provide professional psychiatric help for free. You may have to wait for a while (sometimes months) to get an appointment, but it is worth it. Talk it out and get all your anger/frustration out. These professionals give practical steps to avoid slipping in to depression/suicide etc. You may not be as strong as you think you are, do yourself a big favor and seek help.

      If you have already done so, follow up on their recommendations and visit them often till you feel confident that you are out of it. Second hand suicidal depression is a dangerous thing in itself. If your grades are slipping, you must pay attention to yourself first and then talk to your family and make them seek help too.

    45. Re:details by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Isnt it sickening, that an act so selfish, can expose how selfish we are.

      Hold your anger tight, it your last investment.
      Hold your guilt tight, its all you've got left.

    46. Re:details by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Wow, it's pretty amazing how you know that if she'd lived to a ripe old 75, every minute would have been unending misery.

      The fact is, people come out of depression every day. People who once considered suicide their only option realize how wrong they were and enjoy life again. Even people who attempted suicide but failed find peace and happiness.

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    47. Re:details by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Or their life doesn't get better and they keep trying until they succeed...

    48. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe she did have her reasons to die, but they werent worth the misery they caused.
      Really? If you don't know why she committed suicide, then how the fuck do you know she wasn't worse off than you are?

      I hate it when people say "we had to have suffered more than she did." It is impossible to know that you are suffering more than someone else. It may be selfish to commit suicide - but it's selfish and arrogant to assume that someone wasn't really suffering all that bad.

      We live in a world of shit. There are so many things that could happen to someone, that you would never know about and never be able to tell - even if they were a friend, a sibling, a parent, or a husband or wife. The human mind is so complex that nobody even pretends to know exactly how it works. Something that seems like nothing to you could cause someone else so much suffering that they can no longer stand living.

      You cannot see into another person's mind. You can only see into your own, and there is a limit even to that.
    49. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The grief only proves that the relatives were gaining some advantage out of that person staying alive. It says nothing about exactly what that advantage may have been: love, companionship, social position, financial support, someone to dominate. Who can say which loss they are grieving?

    50. Re:details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see what I'm doing, but it hurts too much to stop.
      I know it's fucked up, but I'm pretty much trying to make them wish I were dead too, or at least not care so much.


      They will never wish you were dead, trust me. If anything, they will probably blame themselves for the poor relationship that will seem to have caused your suicide. I am not sure whether that should stop you, though. Or maybe it's a good idea to fuck everyone and think about yourself and only yourself once in your life, and then when no one interferes, make a decision whether you want to live or not, and make it your decision. I don't know. And quite frankly I am the last person whose advices you should listen to (bipolar II with ultra-rapid cycling). Basically what I am trying to do right now is fuck everyone, don't give a damn about anything any more, and just try to have some fun. I started to be impolite, I am a little bit aggressive, I spend a lot of money on hookers and I just don't give a flying fuck about anyone else, or at least I try not to. Am I happy? No. But I never was. Do I have some fun? Sometimes. OK, fuck it, I don't want to think too much about it, I am trying to not give a damn, so I'll shut up. I don't give a damn about you. I won't tell you please live for me. I don't care. And so should you. Don't give a fuck about anyone else, focus on yourself and then decide what to do. I have recently discovered that I sometimes feel nice when I'm alone and no one bothers me. So here's my plan: get out of my parent's house, rent my own apartment with bank loan, then start earning some money with adult websites, pay my debt, pay for apartment, spent the rest of the money on hookers, books, clothes, food, a new car and stuff like that, and ... that's it. The meaning of life is ... there is none. Life sucks and has no sense whatsoever, so I might have some fun as well. I have only one wish: let everyone stop bothering me. I don't want to give a fuck about anyone, and I don't want anyone to give a fuck about me. That's my new philosophy. I am growing up and I am really fucking proud of myself.

    51. Re:details by balloonhead · · Score: 1

      You'll never work out what caused her to kill herself, if you haven't already. The problem with suicide is, it's permanent.

      There are a lot of different reasons people try to kill themselves. Some, a deliberately unsuccessful attempt as a 'cry for help'. Some, because they have what they perceive as a severe problem, which is temporary. Some, because their problem is permanent. And a host of other variations.

      I am for euthanasia. And this fits the 'permanent' lot , thought not in every scenario. The problem is practical - not theoretical. If for some reason a mistake is made, then you ca't go back and change things. (e.g. perceived family pressures due to them being a burden or whatever).

      Suicide is quite different. It is generally a reaction to a scenario which seems without hope to the sufferer - whether depression, rejection, financial, or million other reasons.

      The likelihood is that your sister came into the group of people who had a temporary problem, which she did not feel equipped to deal with. Maybe a rejection. Maybe a mistake which felt to her like a social disaster. Who knows. Or maybe it was a cry for help, gone wrong (they do happen).

      The tragedy is that in this scenario, she would have probably gotten over whatever trauma she perceived to be insurmountable in a matter of weeks or months. But the loss her family have suffered will go no much longer.

      Now, it is a hugely stressful situation which is difficult to imagine to anyone else. But life must go on. You have to accept several things:

      1. You'll probably never know why.
      2. She's dead. She's not coming back.
      3. If she were here now, she'd probably admit it was a mistake.
      4. It wasn't your fault. Even if someone did something which might have caused her offence - that's not the reason. And even if it was, see point 3 above.
      5. Until the family accept her loss, openly and completely, it will continue to tear you apart.
      6. You have to stop blaming her for your problems. Marital, academic, or otherwise.

      I'm not saying this shouldn't affect you. But life will go on, whether you go with it or not.You don't have to forget her, you just have to get over her death, and get on with your lives.

      Counselling may help. Talking about it as a fmily - and agreeing not to get overemotional or confrontational, will help. But you have just told everyone here that you, as a unit, and as a group of individuals, are not coping, are not adapting, are not talking, are not dealing with it.

      This is partly a criticism. Again, I'm not trying to offend or tell you how to feel, and I can understand why. But for the sake of all of you, you have to realise that your methods of dealing with this, so far, are wrong, and need to change.

      But back to the point. Regardless of all of this, I think that freedom of speech should still allow the subject matter to be displayed, however objectionable.

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    52. Re:details by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      If you believe in Jesus then she would be in hell now

      That's believing in church, or the bible, not in Jesus.
      Jesus was a liberal jew, not a fascist.

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    53. Re:details by anethema · · Score: 1

      I attempted to explain before that I came off more hostile to her because i was really trying to get thru to the person i was originally talking to that suicde is the WRONG answer.

      In my daily life i dont really think of her and get angry at all. While it was her death that caused these problems, I dont resent her for it.

      Life has definatly gone on. I think this is 1000x harder for my parents than it is for me. My grades plummeted last year and I failed a class, but now the GPA is back up, etc.

      I never at any point blamed myself, although my parents did forsure.

      And yes the article point, i also believe the internet of all places should be free from govt intervention on its content. Not aruguing that point at all.

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  54. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    buh-bye warning labels.

  55. Ob. Simpsons by Zorilla · · Score: 1

    Sideshow Bob: "Oh, that's just German for, 'The, Bart, The.'"

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    1. Re:Ob. Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it would be if Bart was a girl... Now it's just a grave insult :)

  56. This sounds fairly dodgy to me. by lendude · · Score: 1
    Without perusing the relevant laws (IANAL), I still have more than a vague suspicion that the quote below is a less-than-accurate view of the intent behind this legislation:
    Justice Minister Chris Ellison says the laws will not apply to euthanasia sites and will not hinder free speech.

    "We put in the legislation that a person is not guilty of an offence merely because a person is engaged in public discussion and debate about euthanasia," he said.

    The current Howard Liberal government has been strongly present in the ongoing debate re: the morality of euthanasia - and are clearly anti in an overall moral/policy sense. Several cases over recent years involving assisted suicides have seen spouses/partners of the terminally ill going thru very public and debated legal processes, and Dr Phillip Nitschke, a prominent euthanasia advocate, has been the focus of much attention, particularly from the government - much of it bordering on ominous.

    The legislation may ostensibly be framed such that "a person is not guilty of an offence merely because a person is engaged in public discussion and debate about euthanasia", but I am forced to wonder about the status under this legislation of Dr Nitschke and other pro-euthanasia figures who are prominent in their views, may seek to express these views online, and who have been specifically categorised by members of the current government as 'actively promoting' assisted suicide?

    Perhaps the old tin foil is itching to see daylight, but I have an inherent suspicion about the motives behind such legislation given the current government philosophy, a suspicion intensified when the premise behind such legislation is the mere presence of 'suicide sites' in Japan and the US.

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  57. Your right to die? by blanks · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When did people lose the right to not live any longer? This topic has allways seemed silly to me, if someone wants to die let them. If they can't do it them selves for some reason, there should be some way they can ask for assitance.

    Ones right to live is the same right to die.

  58. Responsiblity by hetkp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Great idea. Because of the amazing way the internet works (information only the learned nerds trully understand,) no one needs to take any responsibility for anything on the net. Great thinking here guys. As for whether death is a good way to solve unhappiness? I guess the happy and unhappy would have different views on this so I'm not sticking my nose into this one, suffice it to say that if the Australian's are happy with a law stating suicide is illegal, then this legislation is nothing more but a natural extension to that law. For those of you less learned in ways of lands beyond the US. There is no automatic guarantee of freedom of speech in Australia (much like Britain.) As such, discussion about the benefits and pitfalls of freedom of speech is best reserved for elsewhere.

    1. Re:Responsiblity by PrivateDonut · · Score: 0

      does the US nessesarily have freedom of speech? I know that legislation says you do, but does that stop censorship and manipulation of the media? p.s. not a flamebait, i'm just interested in the situation and cannot easily get information. We usually get sensationalists or patriots here.

  59. A welcome change... by Bruce+McBruce · · Score: 1

    From Australia's casual "Do as you like with your life" policy at the moment.

  60. thats great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so lets see. if you attemp suicide and they save you (EMS or something) they are going to fine you? wouldn't that just make you want to do it more?

  61. Agree on Human Rights by Eunuch · · Score: 1

    Of course the same yahoos disagree.

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  62. Suicide is not illegal in Australia by jaani · · Score: 5, Informative
    From the story ouline:
    In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide.
    This is incorrect. In the statutes governing criminal offences in each of the six states and two territories of Australia, it is - to my knowledge - not illegal to commit or attempt to commit suicide. Though it was once illegal in some jurisdictions, such laws were repealed well over half a century ago (mostly on the basis of policy roughly informed by the libertarian doctrines other users here seem to be espousing). See, for example, the Crimes Act 1958 (Vic), which provides, inter alia:
    6A. Suicide no longer a crime

    The rule of law whereby it is a crime for a
    person to commit or to attempt to commit
    suicide is hereby abrogated.
    So while it might be fun to poke fun at the frequently conservative and sometimes ridiculous legislators of our respective countries, please do some basic fact-checking first. (For reference, all Australian Commonwealth [ie, Federal] and State legislation can be found at: http://www.austlii.edu.au/). Then again, this is Slashdot... :-)
    1. Re:Suicide is not illegal in Australia by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1
      For example, in the state of Queensland suicide ceased to be a crime in 1979. However, it is still a crime to procure, encourage or assist someone to commit suicide. I think this applies in all states of Australia.

      Interestingly, in Victoria it is not "murder" to kill someone in a suicide pact. If the jury finds that the accused is a survivor of a suicide pact and was acting in good faith, the crime commutes to "manslaughter".

    2. Re:Suicide is not illegal in Australia by kjshark · · Score: 0

      It's stupid to make suicide illegal. How would the government enforce this law? Jail your corpse ? Fine your estate? Why would you care ? Attempted suicide- that's another thing entirely.

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  63. In related news... by rincebrain · · Score: 1

    AUD value plummets after a sudden influx of USD due to the recently-approved suicide fines...

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  64. Sigh. by loraksus · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I wonder what exactly some folks are thinking, "Gee, lets make a feel good law that will look like we are actually doing something useful instead of fucking off all day and playing golf" (perhaps surfing in Australia? I'm ignorant)

    It is incredible to see some of these people say, with a straight face, that such and such a law won't hinder free speech when it is kinda obvious. Let's take a quick look at this.
    1. I am able to post x online without being fined.
    2. If I post x online, I get fined.
    Fucking absurd - just like this gem.
    "In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide." Because, you know, people who want to kill themselves are concerned with jail (which, by the way, aren't exactly murder-free, especially if you are Aboriginal, the guards might decide to beat you to death on a whim, I'm not trying to troll or make shit up, (google "australia "death in custody"").
    Most fucking retarded law ever (and I know not only Australia has it). Or, I know, put someone, who is already suicidal $100,000 in debt, yeah, that will work.

    Besides, what is the difference between euthanasia and suicide? A link to a angst filled livejournal page? I'm only half kidding - both involve methods of killing yourself.
    And be-fucking-sides, the mass suicide guy did all his stuff through IRC. Then again, it doesn't fucking matter, the dumbshit who wrote the bill doesn't know the fucking difference, and doesn't care (neither, for that matter do most of the people who he represents).
    . /I see stupid people. Everywhere.

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  65. Suicide is legal in Australia by HelloNewman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Timothy says "In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide." Not true. Sure we'd try to stop you, like all civilised cultures. But if you don't succeed, it's not an offence - just sad. IMHO, Australia has more freedom than America to live our life as we choose. We don't have to act as christians just to fit in with the majority.

    1. Re:Suicide is legal in Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen brother!

  66. In upside-down Australia... by domQ · · Score: 1

    ... suicide commits you!

  67. Dead body punished by vstanescu · · Score: 1

    What I don't understand is how can be illegal to commit suicide? How will they punish you after? Well, if you fail, you are in their hands, but in this case, you are even more motivated not to fail your suicide.

  68. The REASON why it is illegal to commit suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The main reason why they made it illegal to commit suicide was to prevent people's estates (i.e. the people under their will) from profiting from the incident. All proceeds of criminal offences actually become property of the state.

    Also it is to prevent people from refusing medicial treatment which would save their lives.

    ANYWAY! the news item is slightly wrong!! In many states of Australia, legislation has been passed to make suicide not illegal.

    It should read in some Australian states, suicide is illegal. /. out.

  69. Typo? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

    please dont assume what our politicians are thinking

    I presume you meant "please don't assume that our politicians are thinking"...

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  70. Laws and "A Practical Guide to Suicide".... by AKosygin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well for those of you whom are morbidly interested you can go here.

    Someone sent the link to me a while back, interesting read.

    Also, it is interesting to note that in Japan, if you commit suicide using the "jump in front of commuter train" method, your FAMILY gets the fines if you succeed (and you do if you fail). The fines consists of the clean up costs, any property damages you cause, and some amount to cover "the inconvience to other commuters" fine on top of it. This apparently works fairly well in Japan, but then it is the "shame" it bring to the family (the Asian "face" thing, western equvilant might be "honor"), and that is a cultural thing which makes potential "jumpers" think twice.

    Also...... In the United States, suicide is legal ONLY in Oregon. All other states prohibit such a thing either specifically via a Law or indirectly with some other statue prohibiting another thing that leads to suicide. Interesting read here.

    In the United Kingdoms, it is not illegal to commit suicide on your own by the Suicide Act of 1961, but you may not aid someone else.

    The discussion about suicides and ethanasia has been discussed to death in my philosphy class, so I will not go in to the moral details/discussions of it.

    And finally, the obligatory Wikipedia link about Suicide and Euthanasia.

    For those wondering why I look these things up, I work at a mortuary, these things are not uncommon.

  71. So much for slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You want to use firearms. Something like a shotgun should do, whatever it is you want it to give the maximum spread and extent of damage. If you've got just like a handgun lying around or something, don't bother. Take the time to buy the most appropriate weapon for the job, if you can't wait long enough to obtain a worthwhile gun then you don't really want to do this at all. You want firearms because you want to minimize, above all, the risk something can go wrong. "Close" isn't good enough, "close" means waking up tied to a gurney in a state hospital, possibly with serious wounds or brain damage.

    In order to avoid "close", you want a method which is as simple and quick and possible. Hence, firearms. Methods based on poison or strangulation have a period during which things can go wrong, and if you vomit or the rope breaks before then, you've failed; you want to avoid this risk entirely. Similarly methods based on falling, snapping your neck, or fire have the possibility that you very well might get "lucky"; you want to avoid this risk entirely as well.

    Even with the firearm be careful; where you aim matters, not all the lobes of the brain are essential (the ones in the temples especially it generally doesn't matter if you lose them), and you want to make sure you do this in a place and at a time where in a worst case scenario you can successfully bleed to death without being disturbed.

    Do not slit your wrists. I repeat: do not slit your wrists, period, under any circumstances, or even try. There's this rediculous "down not across" meme floating around lately. Doesn't matter. Even if you do it "right", it's still not going to work. Those funny visible blue veins near the surface aren't what you're aiming for at all, and the cuts necessary to slit one's wrists successfully are just so ridiculously deep there's just about no chances of you self-administering such a wound. Similarly: Don't try to kill yourself with carbon monoxide. Just don't bother trying, for one thing it's a much more horrible way to die than you think.

    For more information and advice I highly recommend looking for the alt.suicide.holiday "methods file", likely available on google.

    And if this is about your love life, or your girlfriend, or some other stupid shallow thing that honestly you're going to forget in a month, don't do it. Suicide is a permanent solution and it is for permanent problems, and permanent problems only. Most problems, whatever they look like to your whiny little self at the moment, are just temporary. Things to consider are that maybe you just need to get over it, and maybe you just have a brain chemistry imbalance which is preventing you from seeing the situation properly. If at any point reading the above you find yourself thinking "but what if I don't have the courage to pull it off" then you had better fucking consider these last two possibilities a lot more strongly.

    "You can't yell fire in a crowded theatre." Therefore you have no free speech rights at all. Funny how those seven little words can overpower centuries of struggles to establish the lack of right that the state has to interfere with the expression of a free individual. Funny how these are just words, yet I have to post this as anonymous coward.

  72. I nominate fed.gov.au for the first fine by notAyank · · Score: 1

    Many a time I have felt like committing suicide when looking in vain for information on the federal government's website.

  73. Fines for Microsoft? by Zombie · · Score: 1

    So if the M$ helpdesk sends you an e-mail stating that you've lost all your data and you should format and reinstall from the recovery CD, M$ can be fined $500K?

  74. Will this affect ISPs? by mike_lynn · · Score: 1

    i.e. will they have to start prohibiting access to things like A Practical Guide to Suicide (probably the most level-headed discussion of it I've ever seen, regardless of who backs it)?

  75. Moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a fucking moron.

    1. Re:Moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, what a clever and insightful post! You really managed to say so much in just four words!

  76. It is NOT illegal to commit suicide in Australia by verus+vorago · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... and it is only illegal to attempt suicide in one jurisdiction (of reltively small population - around 200 000)

    from http://www.aic.gov.au/publications/tandi/ti52.pdf

    "In all jurisdictions, suicide is no longer a crime and, except in the Northern Territory, the crime of attempted suicide has also been abolished. It is, however, still an offence for a person to assist another person to commit suicide or to attempt to commit suicide"

  77. *nods* by goldcd · · Score: 1

    and if they'd been around anybody with depression, they'd know they don't just go "Oh I'm depressed, but I know it'll pass"

    1. Re:*nods* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're a horrible person.

      What's your excuse?

    2. Re:*nods* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a Yank.

    3. Re:*nods* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and that's just plain depressing.

    4. Re:*nods* by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      +1 funny. Gotta love the witty responses :-)

    5. Re:*nods* by wasabii · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Either way, it does pass. Or, it can be fixed.

    6. Re:*nods* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either way, it does pass. Or, it can be fixed.

      It passes... for a time... and then comes back.

      As for fixed. Shrinks are useless parasites, I'll give a go at seeing a psychiatrist, but I saw one once, he asked a few vague questions, passive agressive like, and declared i wasn't clinically depressed and wasn't to come back.

      And what he'll do is prescribe a ssemi-random anti-depressant, wich some studies have shown can increase the occurence of suicide attempts in groups who take it.

    7. Re:*nods* by shawb · · Score: 1

      some studies have shown (antidepressants) can increase the occurence of suicide attempts in groups who take it.

      From what I have come to understand, this isn't so much a result of the medicine as much as a result of coming out of depression. When under a deep depression, one is generally lethargic and emotionally numb. Suicide becomes something that is quite draining to think about, and one really doesn't feel that they are hurting anyways so much as a complete lack of emotion. It is when people are coming back from depression that A) it starts to hurt again B) the person has the physical energy to plan and follow through with the act and C) the person has enough emotional clarity to reflect on how much they actually were suffering in the time when they felt numb.

      DISCLAIMER: I am not a psychologist, but am friends with several people who are psychology students and/or suffering from depression. One of my friends missed his head with a shotgun because his girlfriend knocked on his appartment door, distracting him enough for self-preserving instincts to kick in.

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    8. Re:*nods* by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      I'll give a go at seeing a psychiatrist, but I saw one once, he asked a few vague questions, passive agressive like, and declared i wasn't clinically depressed and wasn't to come back.

      Oh yes, one psychiatrist is obviously a representative sample of the profession as a whole.

      And what he'll do is prescribe a ssemi-random anti-depressant,

      Sadly, this is probably true, although given:

      It passes... for a time... and then comes back.

      Perhaps an anti-depressant isn't what you need at all. I had to go through three anti-depressants (none of which did jack shit except put me to sleep) before I convinced my psychiatrist to give me the mood stabilizer I really needed, which literally changed my life.

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    9. Re:*nods* by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      I've heard a lot of rationalizations for why some people commit suicide on antidepressants. I can't speak for everyone, but I know Paxil made me even more depressed and the only time I've ever thought about killing myself was when I was taking it. Maybe for some people being less depressed makes them more likely to kill themselves, but I can't believe I'm the only one that antidepressants made more depressed or more suicidal.

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    10. Re:*nods* by danielrose · · Score: 1

      Horribly depressing perhaps?

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  78. Re:FUCK YOU!!! by mirko · · Score: 1

    Fuck you and your telling that other guy that you'd help his sister by telling her how to kill herself.
    Bless you and your inability to read. :)

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  79. Oh piss off by goldcd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really loathe laws that are to 'protect the vulnerable - not me you understand'.
    People objecting to pornography, violence on TV. Sex education in schools etc etc. It's always to protect other people from corruption. Who are these mythical people, with cheese for brains? Nobody ever demands it's removal to protect themselves.
    "Think of the children" blah blah

    1. Re:Oh piss off by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      And oddly enough, where those laws could be marginally useful, like helping protecting people from brain washing that gets them deeper into debt, they are never passed...

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    2. Re:Oh piss off by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

      So if someone were to goad your neighbour into trying to kill you, you'd be okay with that?

      Maybe you're a minority, and your neighbour has some prejudices...not much, but some. Then, some sick fuck comes and exploits them, playing on your neighbour's prejudices to get him to try to kill you.

      Do you honestly think that the above sick fuck should be allowed to get away with that?

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  80. i think everyone has the wrong idea about this law by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Troll

    i don't think this law is about some sort of censorship of how-to manuals

    i think this australian law is intended to deal with people like this guy

    suicide pacts are not funny, in japan they are frighteningly more prevalent than elsewhere

    gis, news, for "suicide pact"

    coughed up this about the australian law

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  81. Re:i think everyone has the wrong idea about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i don't think this law is about some sort of censorship of how-to manuals

    That is not the way the Australian government is advertising it to the press, no.

    But that is definitely what it is and what it is about. The suicide pact sites are just a convenient tool to get the Howard government what they want.

  82. human rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The law should end at the surface of the skin, inside my body and my mind is my own kingdom.

    I should have the right the think what I want.
    Eat or Drink what I want.
    Withdraw my Labour.
    Withdraw my Life.

    There can be no democracy without these freedoms.
    Sure people make stupid descisions, especially when they are feeling depressed, society should help people out.

    But some people make rational decisions and in the end that must be respected, it often is a brave thing to do.

    PS there is no Hell cept on Earth.

  83. Slashdot is upside down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Most newspapers try to be balanced, objective and factual on their front page, leaving the crazy rants and conspiracy theories for Letters to the Editor. But Slashdot seems to have reversed that policy. The comments are often well-reasoned and insightful. It's the front page that's the domain of the nut cases who can't read a news article and get it right. I've commented on that tendency more than once.

    Take this remark:

    "The Australian federal government is once again showing its cluelessness..."
    I strongly suspect the Australia federal government knows a bit more about the law and the Internet than a guy who calls himself "downundarob," and has nothing better to do with his time than haunt Slashdot. And reading the article itself reinforces the impression that Justice Minister Chris Ellison knows exactly what he is doing.

    If I had a friend troubled with depression, I'd be delighted to know that the government was fining strangers with nasty little agendas who were trying to get her to kill herself while remaining very much alive themselves.

    --Mike Perry, Inkling Books, Seattle

    1. Re:Slashdot is upside down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree that Slashdot has some journalistic integrity problems, I dont think its wrong to present an opinion as long as the whole site is balance (which it is not, but thats irrelevant to this disscussion).

      I find it reprehensible that people like you would want to force more suffering upon people by trying to take away what may be one of the only options at their disposal to end their misery.

      I know if my life became tragically useless or painful, I wouldn't hesitate to end it. It may not be tactful to suggest suicide as the best option to someone when that person is obviously not thinking rationally at that time, however, I think going down that slippery slope of government censorship is far worse of a tragedy than losing a few lives to preserve our freedom of exchange of ideas and speech.

      And to reply to your clevor retort, I would say that a citizen who actually has to live under these laws has the final say and more relevant voice, after all, he lives under some form of a democracy, does he not?

  84. An outraged Australian by tezza · · Score: 1
    I'm an Australian citizen

    Last year a friend of mine committed suicide by overdosing on painkillers in a hotel room in Sydney. He was a brilliant guy.
    On his request his father emailed all his friends to inform them. I'm in London now, and so may not have heard if not for the email.
    The immense stupidity of this current course of action may lead to the law makers trying harder to 'crack down' at election time to cover failing. Also perhaps to please the religious Right, who seem to be the only voters able to form a lobby these days.
    I dread the day when mentioning a suicide is criminalised in an attempt to Double Speak the concept away.

    Here in Britain it is legal to commit suicide. On the Tube and the overland, one of the portfoli of computer Automated voice messages for why a train is late is a 'Person under a Train'. Everyone sighs, rolls there eyes and accepts it is a better reason than 'Leaves on the Track'. Unfortunately people do commit criminal suicide attempts as well.

    G-d rest your soul Tristan, you are missed.

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  85. No point fining them by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 1
    Just wait, and I predict the problem will go away.

    Rich.

    One ticket to Hull now please ...

  86. uh... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you've gotten a few of those talks through your life, maybe you do have a problem. Your average person doesn't get those kind of talks, ever. Your average person also doesn't burden their friends with those kind of things. And your average person doesn't have "suicidal phases". Consider keeping a log of how often you feel frustrated with life and want to end it all. You might discover that you're spending 25% of your life being seriously depressed. Even if you don't kill yourself, that's the kind of thing that can interfere with school, career, relationships, and pretty much anything in your life.

    Of course, it's one thing to be depressed or despondant because something happened (death of spouse or child), but it's another to be depressed for no reason. Depressed people might say, "I'm depressed because my life sucks." It could be that their life sucks because they're depressed a lot of the time and don't get any of the things done that usually give people satisfaction (e.g., success in work, school, relationships).

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    1. Re:uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. The lack of empathy in most comments in this thread is absolutely beyond me. Depression is a so-called affective disease, which basically means, it affects your feelings, but not your rationality. You can go to your favorite depressive friend/family member with all of your rational crap about depression and its effects on success, and he will understand that, but not feel any better. Indeed he will most probably feel worse, because apart from feeling that his live is shit, he'll have to deal with the guilt and frustration associated with being seen as a burden and a looser.

      If you ever want to talk to a depressive person (and despite all of your pretensions of being a secure, self-balanced person, both you and your loved ones are prone to extended depression at some point of your lives) consider learning a bit more about the effects and consequences of this devastating illness before going to anyone with your pretentious crap.

    2. Re:uh... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Your average person doesn't get those kind of talks, ever. Your average person also doesn't burden their friends with those kind of things. And your average person doesn't have "suicidal phases".

      BS...I do not know anyone who hasn't been through it...but perhaps I am in the minority?

    3. Re:uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't even need to receive talks like that to come across that generic "suicide is bad, I don't give a shit, but please don't commit it" advice -- simply running across a few threads like this, or overhearing a conversation or two is enough.

    4. Re:uh... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      I've gotten the "cowardly way out" speech so... many... freaking... times...

    5. Re:uh... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

      You really misread what I was trying to say and my level of knowledge on this subject. I was implying that this guy should stop listening to people tell him that he should do something and actually do something about it. And I don't mean "talk about your feelings", I mean he should go to a psychiatrist and try the drugs. And if the drugs don't work (even though they do work 9 out of 10 times), he should consider ECT.

      I've seen family and friends spend years of their lives flunking out of school, drinking and smoking pot and not getting a job, hating their life but not doing anything about it. I see them freak out every now and then and talk about killing themselves. Their parents don't do anything because they want to think that their son or daughter (who is 25 and a "genius" in their eyes even though he dropped out of college) is perfect. Meanwhile, the depressed always rationalize not seeking treatment by saying things like, "I'm not that bad. Most of the time I'm fine. I don't want to be some kind of drugged into submission, 'happy all the time' zombie. I want to be myself." Meanwhile, they're drinking or smoking pot when they're not covering the windows with aluminum foil and sitting in the dark at 4 o'clock in the morning. It's very easy for people to literally waste years of their life that way when really all they need to do is go see a psychiatrist for a half hour or so and tell the doctor their symptoms. There are perfectly good cures out there. Depression is an amazingly treatable conditions, a success spoiled by the fact that people who have it are incredibly unlikely to seek treatment. People feel a stigma against antidepressant drugs and they really shouldn't. People feel a stigma against ECT, and they really shouldn't.

      Anyway, I think that guy should do something. His comments came across to me as being typical of someone who is trying to justify their condition as being "normal", when it's clearly not. He sounds like one of those people who doesn't want to do anything because he's feels fine "most of the time".

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    6. Re:uh... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

      Ignore the stigma. Go see your family doctor. Get a referral to a psychiatrist. Try the drugs. Take the drugs on time every day. Wait a month. It will probably work.

      The people who give you the "cowardly way out speech" are not really going to help you. They think you're probably fine, since you're probably fine at that moment when you talk to them. They're not going to hold your hand and walk you to talk to a doctor. You have to do it for yourself, during one of your "up" times. You've probably realized that there's a pattern to your life. Just do it, even if you feel fine at that moment.

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    7. Re:uh... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      As the GP said, it's good to be able to just talk to a friend about it, to say everything that you're feeling. Let it all out.

      Anyone who gives the `cowardly way out' speech doesn't think that you're really gonna do it. *IF* it worked (and it doesn't) it means you may not commit suicide. It doesn't make your life any better, it's the reasons behind that you need to stop, not the suicidal thoughts.

  87. For some it's a reassurance by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    For some people who are suffering emotionally it can be however a reassurance to have a method at hand they can "live with" (no phun intended) as a backup; "If my suffering exceeds my ability to cope I *can* decide to step out". Which actually results in being able to get on with their lives, and find new courage again cause they have found some sort of control over their life and situation.

    I imagine this wouldn't the case for everyone who's feeling suicidal.

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  88. Fines for marketing MS Products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What about fines for marketing or encouraging the use of MS products?

    One of those electronic chernobyls on your LAN will kill your business... a suicide of sorts.

  89. Yet another episode of The All About Me Show. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, and it's just like all the others.

    She's dead, for her there is no more pain, regret, sorrow, or inequity. She has her peace.

    What you're mourning are the dead dreams she could no longer bear the weight of. Not her, but the her you mistakenly imagine might have been.

    The pain you endure, that was but a part of what she endured everyday since she decided suicide was a realistic option, and what you would have her endure indefinately. But in your case, while it will never vanish, it will at least diminish to a familiar ache and the occasional sharp pain. She had no such assurances. That she made so final a choice is your proof.

    The spirit dies, the body follows. That you choose to mourn the body which you confuse for the spirit is telling. She left you with some good times and hard lessons. Take those; bury the rest.

  90. oh, if i only had some mod points... by gibbsjoh · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Someone please mod crypnotic down...

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    1. Re:oh, if i only had some mod points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? That was probably the most intelligent thing I read in this whole fucking suicide thread. Mod down the whiny gnuart boy instead for not knowing what the FUCK he's talking about. This is bullshit. Taking your life is a serious decision, and slashdot isn't a fucking therapist's couch. It's certainly not something to encourage because you're depressed, even if your depression makes you do horrible things like inflict your crappy music on the rest of the world - better that than taking your life. Get help. And don't give me that "I cured myself" bullshit because if that were true you wouldn't feel the need to post suicide pseudo-threats to a million people. The truth is the grandparent (great-grandparent?) never really considered suicide but just thinks its really cool to pretend coz it makes him really goth or whatever....

  91. Suicide information by whatsup_will · · Score: 1

    crap better download the internet before my government stops me searching for suicide information. hope my 1.5mbit connection can handle a couple of TB in the next few days.

  92. Re:FUCK YOU!!! by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1


    If I were to meet your sister at the time she needed it, I'd sugegst she'd do it, but not as at a psychiatrist : you don't want to make it whle resting on a sofa, with some prozac to alter your perception. You want it to be painful, you want it to be like vomit.

    How am I supposed to read "I'd sugegst she'd do it"?

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  93. Illegal to insite by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    So if this passes it would be illegal for me to tell everyone on slashdot that they are all hopeless nerds with no hope of getting laid.

  94. It's not about ideas by gilesjuk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These sites aren't about ideas, these bring together people who have suicidal thoughts. They discuss these thoughts and it can eventually develop into a group suicide.

    People with suicidal thoughts need to speak to someone who can show them the good things in their life and can help them solve all their problems, they don't need to be speaking to someone who talks them into it.

    1. Re:It's not about ideas by EasyTarget · · Score: 1, Interesting

      show them the good things in their life

      Yeah, that works.

      When I was really depressed I think A lot of prats telling me how wonderful it all is would have pushed me off the bridge for sure.

      Fortunately my friends were able to say 'Yeah, bush, IP laws, trolls and Spin doctors, it sucks OK'.

      I owe them my life because they gave me a real future, not the happy clappy delusional (religious) idiots.

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    2. Re:It's not about ideas by Tassach · · Score: 0
      They discuss these thoughts and it can eventually develop into a group suicide.
      So what? That's just Darwin in action, putting a little chlorine in the gene pool. A predisposition to terminal stupidity is a contrasurvival trait which should be eliminated.
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    3. Re:It's not about ideas by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Don't know why you got flamebait.
      I would say most people are on the verge of loosing it most of the time, because life really is shit, why else is prozak so popular?

      So, tell you depressed friend (since everyone has at least one), that life is shit, and everyone else thinks so too, not in a patronising way, more in why do you think there is a terrorist threat way.

      I like to make jokes about possible ways to commit suicide, it keeps my suicidal friends amused for hours trying to work out a way of killing them selfs but making it look like murder to the police.

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    4. Re:It's not about ideas by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you know what depression really is. Nobody is ever *depressed* about Bush/Clinton/etc. being elected, or IP laws and /. trolls. Depression is a much more personal thing.

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  95. Threw the bag away? by Eunuch · · Score: 1

    Did the helium give you a headache?

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  96. Depressed people research the wrong ways out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depressed people have probably heard this alot, but please don't suicide. I was very depressed once myself I know what it's like.
    We don't get depressed because we have a bad day. You know about 9 out 10 cases of depression go away with magnesium and omega 3 supplementation and the other tenth aren't too difficult to figure out either. Most people are depressed because they eat a bad diet and they eat a bad diet because they are depressed. Please go look this all up on Google and make yourself educated about what really causes low mood. The depression can often go away like magic when you address whats really wrong.

    http://www.google.com/search?q=depression%20magnes ium
    http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&q=d epression+%22omega+3%22&btnG=Search

    1. Re:Depressed people research the wrong ways out by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      Thanks, i found that useful.

  97. Re:FUCK YOU!!! by mirko · · Score: 1

    Dear Cryptnotic:
    I was refering to this "Ad Absurdum Reductio" that I made:
    yelling "I want to die", starving, pushing my body to its extremities.
    And then realise that it made it produce endorphins... pleasure. I was feeling good.
    Apathy is what's bad. Meet the depressed, shake them, force them to do sport. Make them aware of what body they are into and how stupid it'd be to waste it.

    I'm sorry you took it out of its context.
    I agree I might be difficult to understand, being a non-native speaker.
    Anyway, your anger fell 4 months too late but I accept it as a "moment d'egarement".
    Be strong :)

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  98. In Australia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suicide commits you!

  99. HELP..... by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    i've been giving this eaten by dingos thing a lot of thought recently. the baby that was stolen by dingos was called azaria and my eight year old daughter has the same name.

    this wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that we are planning to emigrate from england to adelaide in australia. (any adelaidians out there?).

    will my daughters name make her the butt of loads of dingo jokes? is azaria a taboo name? it's going to be tough for her moving to another country without having to deal with that shit.

    1. Re:HELP..... by B747SP · · Score: 2, Informative
      will my daughters name make her the butt of loads of dingo jokes? is azaria a taboo name? it's going to be tough for her moving to another country without having to deal with that shit.

      I dunno. It was a big big big news event when I was growing up (I was a kid then, in junior high school). If she was in my age group, I'd say she would have copped hell at school. Australian kids (no, wait, all kids!!) in her age group weren't even born then, so chances are that they'd no more know the significance of 'Azaria' than they would know about vinyl records.

      Mind you, kids can be evil little feckers, you can bet your bottom dollar that one or two will figure it out. I'd hazard a small wager that it won't be wholesale teasing though.

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    2. Re:HELP..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im 19 and live in Australia. I havnt even heard that name before, I wouldnt stress.

    3. Re:HELP..... by yobbo · · Score: 1

      I'm an Adelaidean, and I assure you - I had no idea what the name of the baby was until you said it. In fact, the only time we ever hear a reference to dingos and babies is when someone mentions australia on the internet, and a yank or pom brings it up.

    4. Re:HELP..... by pomgolian · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't worry too much about your daughter being called Azaria, however, I would really worry about moving to Adelaide, Ha, what were you thinking?
      It's like moving to the Isle of Wight

    5. Re:HELP..... by iainl · · Score: 2, Informative

      I may not be Australian, but my first thought wasn't anything to do with dingos, but why you named your daughter after the brilliant Hank Azaria (the voice of Moe/Apu/Chief Wiggum etc. in The Simpsons, Phoebe's boyfriend David in Friends and so on).

      So I'm weird, ok?

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    6. Re:HELP..... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      i've been giving this eaten by dingos thing a lot of thought recently. the baby that was stolen by dingos was called azaria
      It was complex - the dingo either had an accomplice capable of using scissors that conveniently removed the clothing and buried it, or the dingo didin't damage the clothing and a nameless person removed that later or no dingo was involved at all. The only evidence of a dingo was the mother claiming that it was a dingo, and a variety of evidence which unfortuantely deteriorated in the years before the appeals were all finished was considered enough to initially convict the mother of murder. What first looked like blood in a car may not have been - it all remains a mystery.

      All that said dingoes are certainly capable of killing children, and probably killed a British tourist a few years ago.

      will my daughters name make her the butt of loads of dingo jokes? is azaria a taboo name?
      Probably, it was so long ago that I was going to tell a co-worker with a post-grad degree a dingo joke and realized that azaria would be older than her if she was around today. The court case was so over the top and larger than life that it isn't going to be forgotten in Australia for a long time - but only by the parents and teachers, the kids won't know what the big deal is about. When people are even speculating that Seventh Day Adventists have human sacrifice as part of their faith you know that it's a sideshow that people won't forget, instead of it being considered as the usual accident or crime.
    7. Re:HELP..... by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      what's adelaide like?

    8. Re:HELP..... by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 1

      it's not a problem if i don't like adelaide. my daughter is moving to adelaide with her mum, stepdad and brothers. i'm emigrating too but i don't have to stick with adelaide if i don't like it.

      how is adelaide like the isle of wight? it's a scary comparison.

    9. Re:HELP..... by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 2, Informative

      ..not forgetting the blue rajah, master of cutlery. (mystery men).

    10. Re:HELP..... by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 1

      some kids parents will probably spill the beens at some point. a little bit of piss taking shouldn't hurt her.

    11. Re:HELP..... by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 1

      interesting post. i didn't really know the story behind it, i'll have to do some research into it. thanks.

    12. Re:HELP..... by tommyth · · Score: 0

      I'm 18 and from the 'States, and I've never heard of anything related to Azaria as a name, so I'd assume anyone younger probably hasn't either. My guess is that if one kid has to explain the reference to another kid to get an obscure joke, it won't catch on. A little OT, but the grandparent is reminding my of my bro-in-law that tried to think of every way someone could make fun of a given name before naming his kid. Meh.

    13. Re:HELP..... by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      Hate to be a bit redundant since I posted this above, but the child's clothing did turn up, three years later, near a dingo's den. http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/c hamberlain/chamberlainaccount.html

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    14. Re:HELP..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter what name a kid has. Another kid can find a way to make fun of it. Also, kids (and adults) don't need names as excuses to tease.

      Quote of the day: "If you're looking for an excuse, any one'll do."

    15. Re:HELP..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recently a witness came forward and admitted to seeing the dingo with the baby. It was all over the Australian news. For some reason he'd kept quiet for many years.

    16. Re:HELP..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh Gawd, not Adelaide.. come to Melbourne or if you must, Sydney. In Summary. EXCEPT for the wine in Adelaide, Melbourne is like an organised, cleaner Sydney with less tourists and better food :)

    17. Re:HELP..... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Recently a witness came forward and admitted to seeing the dingo with the baby. It was all over the Australian news. For some reason he'd kept quiet for many years.
      Probably for the same reason he isn't prepared to make a police statement on the matter now. Telling a tall story in a pub which then gets in the newspaper is not what is known as "keeping quiet".
    18. Re:HELP..... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      but the child's clothing did turn up, three years later, near a dingo's den.
      However, it appeared that the clothes were removed by a dingo that used scissors and then folded the clothes before burial. The clothes, intact but for one cut with a sharp instrument, are displayed at the Australian National Museum in Canberra.
    19. Re:HELP..... by shawb · · Score: 1

      And of course playing Heddy Newman in the unforgettable Herman's Head. Okay, maybe it was forgettable, but it also had Yeardly Smith (Lisa Simpson.) And... Umm... Jason Bernard who played the professor in The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes. Wow... I actually saw that, and remember most of the plot. And it's got the voice of Homer in it as well. Oh... wait. I saw the original. God bless IMDB for the random memories of stuff I really don't care about.

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    20. Re:HELP..... by Domo-Sun · · Score: 1

      The mortality of kids named Azaria by both hanging and dingo attacks in Australia is three fold that of the normal mortality rates, therefore, naming your kid Azaria is another way of getting them to commit suicide, which makes you a criminal mastermind in Australia.

      Just kidding.

    21. Re:HELP..... by pomgolian · · Score: 1

      Adelaide is Australias least favorite city. If you had to rate all the cities in preferance, it would go
      (these are equal ratings)
      Sydney or Melbounre
      Perth or Brisbane
      Darwin or Hobart
      Adelaide
      I was going to compare it to Hull but it's not dodgy just really boreing and does not have anything going for it.

  100. High suicide rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Australia has one of the highest youth suicide rates in the world.

    Australian Bureau of Statistics says:
    Rates per 100,000 (15-24 year olds ~1990)
    Male Female
    Iceland: 61.0 4.9
    Finland: 42.2 7.3
    New Zealand: 37.9 7.0
    Australia: 26.7 6.4
    ...
    US: 22.2 4.2
    I don't feel any great objections to penalties for encouraging suicide...
    1. Re:High suicide rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, lets censor people who encourage people to find a way out instead of trying to solve the root cause of why people want to die in the first place!

  101. I'm so surprised by johansalk · · Score: 1



    I'm really surprised that there is a Western democracy where Suicide, or the attempt of it, is still an illegal act. This is so medieval, so behind the times. This is almost as if Psychiatry never happened; do they still accuse the old and frail of witchery when they become mentally ill in Australia and burn them at the stake?! Do they still throw them in flotation tanks to see if they sink like the healthy would be expected, or if their osteoporotic bodies with their brittle bones, lacking in lean mass, as most elderly women are, float in water and hence conclude that they floated because they lack a soul and the devil had possessed them? Do they still torture them and search the genitalia of elderly women looking for the "devil's mark", because the devil is "cunning" and has hidden it from sight, which they often found because the searchers were ignorant and the women were of poor health?

    This is the legislation from which the criminalisation of a feature of mental illness had come; one where the faithful were promised to be joyous and therefore the wretched must had been wicked and from their sins they deserved their misery, one where God owned the soul of a man and a man should not commit a crime against his Lord. This is as if humanism never happened. I am surprised that it is still a crime in Australia! How unhuman, how inhumane!

    1. Re:I'm so surprised by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1
      I am surprised that it is still a crime in Australia!

      Well unsurprise yourself. Suicide is NOT a crime in Australia.

  102. Warning labels by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    Some harsh warning labels actually say that doing XYZ can/will kill you.

    My new 'build you own nuclear bomb' webpage is legal in Australia, except the part that says 'warning detonation of this bomb while you are within a 12 mile radius can be immediately life threatening' (hence you can suicide)

    Now this site is so illegal I get a bone everytime I code html for it. I hope someone sues me so I can run a loki-like fun raiser! :D

    That hole in the ozone must be meddling with thier heads!

    Strewth! (I love .au! I pick it as a mirror from sf.net even tho' I am .eu, because I love it so much!!11)

    I think they mean sites that say 'how to commit suicide in a painless way, what documents you should sort out, and what life insurance is good' and then walk people through with warm words of encouragement.

    I'd love one of these sites to get sued by an unhappy customer who failed in his quest becuase step 5 was badly written! :-) lol. or not.

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  103. depression is not temporary by doodlelogic · · Score: 1

    Clinical depression, by its definition, is not temporary but chronic.

    It can be cured but in a significant minority of cases there will be no, or a limited, response to treatment.

  104. Not irrelevant by doodlelogic · · Score: 1

    If it is illegal to commit suicide, it is not possible for life insurance companies to pay out to a victim of depressive illness's family, even if they wanted to. It would simply not be an insurable risk (general priciple that you cannot insure against your own commission of a crime).

    1. Re:Not irrelevant by Eric+S+Raymond · · Score: 1

      take out a hit on yourself.

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  105. Does this cover euthanasia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's about a year ago. He had talked about committing suicide and everyone told him that would be a horrible thing. Since that time, his mental faculties have continued to go downhill to the point that he doesn't know who most of us are, and he does strange things and then doesn't know why he did them or how to undo them. For instance, he once drove (drove!) to the hardware store only to find that he didn't know why he was there or how to operate the truck enough to drive home. At this point he is living in a care facility where the doors are all locked so that he and others like him can't do anything dangerous. It's like a prison. He's of course angry and distrustful of everyone because he doesn't want to be there and doesn't understand why he has to be. Nothing makes sense to him now. He spends most of his time being angry or sad. In hindsight, I would agree that suicide in his circumstance was a much better option than where he is currently. At least if he were dead he'd be in peace. Now he is in hell.

    1. Re:Does this cover euthanasia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alzheimer's is one disease where just ending it may be the best solution for some. My grandmother suffered through Alzheimer's and it caused a lot of pain to her and people she knew. In her case suicide was not the best option, since she generally had a good outlook on life beforehand, that carried through. When she drove to my parents' house because she thought she had locked her keys in her house, we knew it was time to take away the car and become the primary caregivers. Soon after she moved in with us and a few years later had to be institutionalized in a nursing home. Thankfully she was generally under the opinion that she had been sent to a bording school, but wondered why there were so few classes. One of my memories, though, was my mother trying to get her to sign a card for my Cousin's birthday, and my mother helping her to "write her name on the moon." My grandma ended up barely able to write moooon through her confusion, and that was it. The real pain came not when she was deep in Alzheimers, but those occasional moments and days when clarity came through where it seemed that the alzheimers had no effect. Then the person remembers simply everything, including how they had been acting. Imagine being told what an ass you were at a party where you got really drunk, except it is a disease affecting your brain instead of alcohol. And it isn't just one night but months and years of gradual behavior change and slipping of mental facilities.

      I could see how many people just wouldn't be wired in a way to deal with it and would just rather accept that their useful life is over. Death can be a giant mindfuck. So can life.

  106. According to your definition it's never acceptable by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    The thing is, a person *can't* be sure that "no amount of love or joy can mitigate it."

    It's completely impossible to predict the future in it's entirety debilitated or not.

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  107. Illegal how exactly? by Jarden · · Score: 1
    From headline: "In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide."

    Ok, so I understand how attempting to commit suicide is illegal. I also understand how aiding a suicide (attempt or otherwise) would be illegal. Someone explain to me, please: how is it illegal to actually commit suicide?

    What do they do when they catch you? Whip your corpse?

  108. In Brazil... by glgraca · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...the media does not put out stories about suicide because apparently it gives ideas to people with depression. There is no legislation, it is just an industry agreement.

  109. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  110. Re:FUCK YOU!!! by rjshields · · Score: 1

    Get some professional help for that anger problem.

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  111. Illegal to commit suicide... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Punishable by death!

  112. I'm a Buddhist... by pcgabe · · Score: 1

    From Bash:

    Neo-Tokyo: wouldnt you say suicide is a permenant solution to a temporary problem?

    `[6]: I'm a Buddhist, I'd say suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

    http://www.bash.org/?190241

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  113. how i beat thoughts of suicide... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    the internet can be an incredibly liberating thing sometimes...

    during a particularly dark period in my life, i was seriously contemplating suicide.

    during a particularly bad 'drown yourself in sorrows' spell, i spent time reading the most fucked up newspaper stories i could find on the internet. downloaded really shitty videos of people getting messed up, tragedies, horrors, etc.

    as horrible as my situation was, i eventually realized there were lots of people who were far, far worse off. somehow the comparative suckiness analysis helped pull me out of my pit.

  114. Re:my condolences on your loss... by carlmenezes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Have some respect for others if you want others to respect you.

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  115. Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I find scuicide to be a tragic reaction to life's difficulties, what the hell good is it to pass a law "outlawing" it?
    I can see it now: Well, I want to kill myself, but I don't want to break the law. Damn. Guess I can't kill myself.

  116. Oh I've completely changed my mind now by goldcd · · Score: 1

    We should ban dogs as well, don't want another Son of Sam situation on our hands.
    We already have laws for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to murder etc.
    I'm also a little bit confused about what you've said. You want to diminish the responsibility of the neighbour? It wasn't his fault (the poor thing) some evil person told him to do it?

  117. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you. I needed to read that.

  118. I'd rather they went after.... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    Xanga, particularly all those groups who are pro-anorexia.

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  119. From a Bi-Polar (Giving up Points!) by ImaLamer · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm now 24 and have suffered with Bipolar Disorder (Rapid Cycling, or Ultra-Ultra-Rapid Cycling Bipolar according to this page) since I was about 13 or 14 and officially diagnosed at 16 years old. As a consequence of my illness, which includes episodes of depression, I dropped out of school and seriously messed up.

    I lost all of my friends and ruined relationships I thought would, and might have, lasted forever and have pretty much retreated from the world. For about two years I went through a severe depressed episode, the whole time almost getting help here and there. I truely thought all things were lost and started to slowly kill myself with any type of controlled substance I could get my hands on.

    Ok, that was a severe exaggeration, but I was binging on everything. I started to do stupid (fun) things that would later set me up for a lot of trouble until something changed. I didn't get help, I just had a conversion. It happened to be a religious conversion but it wasn't religion that saved me. Well, I went through three religions before I settled on one I liked and incorporated everything else I learned.

    During all of this I realized on the side that I was going to face bad days. I was going to be depressed and that my life wasn't going to end up the way I had always dreamed (which is a understatement-I barely function). But you know, I realized that hurting everyone else was pretty petty considering if I waited it out I would feel better some day. My chance of feeling like that forever was zero; so why not just say "Fuck it" and move on?

    Not only is suicide the worst way to treat depression it is never the answer to any problem. Drugs, crime, shame, anything.... it's happened to someone before, lots of people. Some of them made it out. Shit, even if you are on crack - smoke that and say fuck it and live. You won't get a chance to do it again. I'm not even going to get on a high horse and tell you to quit the pipe - that is something to live for, it's a start.

    I'll feel like no one if you don't mod this up, of course. And if you have any empathy and would like to help my situation support mental health parity in the insurance industry (which would help afflicted minors in the transition to adulthood). Please also oppose cuts to the nations Medicaid system at a time when it's imperative it reach out more to mentally ill citizens.
    1. Re:From a Bi-Polar (Giving up Points!) by mrmojo · · Score: 1

      A word of advice to anyone who is suffering similar problems but is too macho to go to a doctor about it. I've got the same condition as the poster above "Ultra-Ultra-Rapid Cycling Bipolar". My girlfriend (now wife) made me go to a doctor about it as a precondition to moving in with her, after I tried to kill myself. The doctor put me on some drugs (Epilim) which seem to have quite minor side effects, and treat the symptoms well without overly deadening my natural highs and lows. My story may have served as a cautionary tale similar to the one above if I had not seen a doctor about it. These things have a tendency to get permanently worse if untreated. Of course every time I try to go off the pills things slowly get bad again, but being on pills permanently is a minor price to pay for getting my life back. Of course YMMV with any medication.

  120. But they need to do so much more ! by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    But what about books ? People could read books and work out how to kill themselves, everyday household books at that. Even a cookers instruction manual may tell them how to kill themselves if it warns about the potentially harmful effects of gas. They must ban books too.

    Ohmygod... An what about language itself ? They may speak to someone and gain the knowledge required to kill themselves. They must ban speech. In fact to be on the safe side ban all languages and alphabets too.

    Come on Aussie parliament, you've only scratched the surface of what needs banning... you must think of the children. For gruds sake think of the children...

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  121. Just out of idle curiosity... by jejones · · Score: 1

    ...what is the penalty in Australia for committing suicide?

    1. Re:Just out of idle curiosity... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      I agree. There is NO possible way that it could be illegal to actually commit suicide!

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  122. Actually, suicide would be more successful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    without a net.

  123. Wish I could mod you up by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    But, alas, I've already posted in this thread.

    That's the thing I wish more people would understand already. That being depressed doesn't mean being an irrational retard all of a sudden.

    Now I haven't ever received a "don't suicide" talk, but I was on the receiving end of more than one canned ISO-standard "no need to be depressed" talk. You don't even need to whine about depression to get one out of some people. Just mentioning something like "this is sorta depressing" or "I feel kinda depressed today" causes a knee-jerk reaction in some people to mechanically give you a "no need to be depressed" talk.

    And those talks are soo stupid, they usually just eventually get me from "sorta depressed" to "enraged homicidal psycho".

    I mean, yeah, no shit that I don't _need_ to be depressed. I sooo needed them to tell me that. I mean, geesh. It's not like I sat there, had a rational analysis of the situation, and decided "yep, the only rational thing to do there is to have a jolly good depression."

    Well, either way, thanks. It made my day that someone somewhere knows better than to do that.

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  124. Anti sucicide a-holes piss me off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suicide is a perfectly valid option for any SANE person. If i am responsible to provide myself food, shelter, money ect. Then i am also responsible to quit any time i like.

    Otherwise its just cruel punishment and imprisonment in the extreme.

    Oh. you wont let me leave any time i like. Tell me what i can and cant do like a parent. So you must be responsible for me. In that case i'd like a 10 million dollars and a new car. RIGHT NOW!

    Now if you expect ME to take care of all that crap that keeps me alive. Then i am responsible. And also free to leave the planet any time i like. if i am responsible for my own life. then i am also responsible for my own death.

    Lets say you're 100 years old. About to die a "natural" death. Well we cant allow that! You will be taken to the hospital and pumped full of drugs to keep you alive. Which you will also have to pay for. You will not be allowed to ever leave. We'll keep you alive forever! It's the moral thing to do.

    Maybe. Just maybe. If all you nosey fucks who feel the need to control other peoples lives would kill YOURSELVES. Alot more people would like to stay around longer. You wont help other people out. But you wont let them leave either. What the hell is wrong with you? Maybe people kill themselves just to get away from all you clueless screwing the planet up?

    You make me sick.

    1. Re:Anti sucicide a-holes piss me off. by mirko · · Score: 1

      How's this an answer to my above post ?

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  125. Clinical death... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If someone tries to commit suicide and are pronounced clinically dead at some point, but subsequently resuscitated, then have they succeeded in committing suicide? If so, then could they be charged with committing suicide, rather than attempting to commit suicide?

    Just a thought. :)

  126. What about the right of free spe..... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, this is Australia, the citizens have no freedoms..

    Guess that is what you get for living in a ex-penal colony...

    On a more serious note, it is scary.. more restrictions on pure information..

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  127. Résumé by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Résumé"

    Razors pain you;
    Rivers are damp;
    Acids stain you;
    And drugs cause cramp.
    Guns aren't lawful;
    Nooses give;
    Gas smell awful;
    You might as well live.

    --Dorothy Parker, 1926.

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  128. Maddox's opinion on suicide by dingDaShan · · Score: 1

    Has anyone read Maddox's opinion on suicide? He jokingly encourages such an act, but would a site such as his, even though it is meant to be satirical and not serious be a crime in the eyes of the Australian government? The link to his suicide article is http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=su icide Enjoy

  129. Treat you. by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


    Seriously? If you fail in a suicide attempt, by making it illegal the state has the authority to restrain you against your will, which usually means that they can forcibly prevent you from attempting suicide again until some kind of treatment is located and applied.

    Otherwise, they would have to release you as soon as you're bandaged, and you could try again hours later. The authorities would have no opportunity to prevent you from attempting it again.

    Also, to deny life insurance benefits.

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    1. Re:Treat you. by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Also, to deny life insurance benefits.
      Life insurance policies never cover suicide. It doesn't matter whether it's illegal to commit suicide or not.
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  130. Guaranteed Suicide Method by thenerdgod · · Score: 1

    Just keep reading Slashdot until, one by one, your brain cells atrophy and die. Eventually you'......

    +++[NO CARRIER]

  131. Japanese suicide clubs by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I wonder how much of this action in AU is related to JP suicide clubs?

    "In Japan, the internet has been blamed for a spate of group suicides which appear to have been arranged in online chat rooms."

    It appears that often the people facilitating these suicides are in fact sadists, who have no intention themselves of carrying through a suicide, but instead derive perverse pleasure from being instrumental in the death of another. If a similar phenomenon exists in AU, it would give the authorities an opportunity to intervene--and based on the text of TFA, this appears closer to their intent.

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  132. So what if... by BloodSpite · · Score: 0

    ..someone dies by commiting suicide? What do you do? Fine their estate? Fine their relatives? Perform CPR and ask him for his ATM PIN Number? Send collection notices to his graveyard plot? Threaten to take everything he owns?

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  133. People need to get a grip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sooner mankind comes to peace with the fact that everyone dies, the better.

    Hell, man created religion to deal with it. Thousands of years later, we still can't accept it.

    Hell, if someone wants to kill themself, in a non-selfish way, then by all means let them.

  134. positive energy activates constant elevation. by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Way to go, most people who are suicidal are because they can't take people like you beating them with sticks all the time.
    do the same thing that Christians and gambling dens do use positive re-enforcement.

    You could have tried telling you sister all the things that were worth living for before she killed herself, and if you have any respect for her that's what you should be saying to those who are suicidal now.

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  135. Its time to say 'so long.'. -H.S. Thompson by crovira · · Score: 1

    A very warped perspective holds that life is sacred and should be preserved at all costs. These people would build some device to escape until after the last star has winked out of the universe.

    Another perspective holds that life is nasty, brutish, short and essentialy worthless, which explains people blowing themselves (and usually others) up in modes of public transportation; usually for the greater glory of something promising "eternal life amid fields of ripe virgins."

    The problem is that we as a society don't, for the most part, deal well with death. We don't accept it as inevitable. And we don't grant any right to a dignified, quiet, proper exit.

    While I don't see that as an option for now, I had a friend who opted NOT to continue treatment for his cancer.

    He went out quietly and with dignity. Yes it hurt. But its an existential hurt. It would have happened sooner or later and my hurt is not as bad as his own was.

    In the end we all have to go.

    I hoist a glass to his memory every once in a while. That's the best any of us can hope for. He lived, loved, was loved and then ... he died.

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  136. Your estate is forfeited... by crovira · · Score: 1

    And some bastard gets to go to lunch while you go in a "fausse comune".

    You can win, you can't break even and you can't even quit the game.

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  137. If suicide is illegal in Australia by robyannetta · · Score: 1
    ...then what do they do to you after you've commtted suicide?

    Do they

    * Hold your immediate family accountable (Criminally?)
    * Levy fines against the spouse/children? * Put a lien against the dead guy's property
    * Arrest your corpse and beat it until they extract a confession

    Actually making the completion of suicide illegal is yet another laughable event in the history of mankind.

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  138. is free speech guarenteed in Australia? by Jason+O'Neil · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe free speech is actually a right here in Australia. IANAL, but I remember my history teacher, who also taught political and legal studies said it wasn't actually a basic right under our constitution.

    Now, we always act as if we have it (all the american law shows we have would make us think we have the same constitution), and I'm yet to encounter an issue of the government not allowing free speech. But I believe the queen, (or her representative, the governer general, who generally just does what the prime minister says) can allow limitations to the freedom of speech. I know during one of the world wars they banned the use of the word "sausage" among others, because it was too German.

    Not sure on all of this, so correct me if I'm wrong.

    1. Re:is free speech guarenteed in Australia? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      Australians have the right to free speech as much as Americans do. The US constitution does not grant the right of free speech to American citizens, it merely recognizes that right as inherent in all human beings. If the right is not actually inherent then Americans don't have it either, as it is not specifically granted anywhere.

      However, the US constitution does prohibit restrictions on speech and press by the legislature in amendment #1, regardless of whether there really is any inherent right to free speech. Presumably the Australian constitution has no such prohibition and the legislature is allowed to (attempt to) restrict speech as it sees fit.

  139. pom? by locr1an · · Score: 1

    Ok, I understand yank (that would be me if I'm correct) but, what in the heck is a pom? Just so you don't think I'm lazy, I did google it but I only learned of Pepco inc (whatever the hell that is), wonderful fresh pomegranites and juices, parking meters and cheerleaders. Please help out an ignorant yank and tell me what a pom is so I can stop wondering all day.

    1. Re:pom? by modge · · Score: 1

      a pom is an aussie derogatory term for the English. There was a reason, but I certainly can't remember why though. Thought they called us limeys since the ships we sent them over on all people got to drink was lime cordial - the stuff doesn't go off for a very long time. O and in England yanks are septics - it's a bit of rhyming slang that has found it's way into everyday(ish) language - yank = septic yank.

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    2. Re:pom? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      And here I thought it was them carrying around limes on their ships to help ward off scurvy.

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    3. Re:pom? by PeteABastard · · Score: 1

      Prisoner Of Mother England

    4. Re:pom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ypu didn't try to hard with google
      pommy: a disparaging term for English immigrants to Australia or New Zealand.

      Eventhough it is a bit out of date (We call all of the english Pom's)

      POM = Prisoners of (her) Majesty. my $0.05

  140. You are most definitely NOT an asset. by crovira · · Score: 1

    Until they re-instate slavery, you are a liability.

    You salary is paid out of the expense side of the balance sheet. Maybe some of the crap you buy get to go on the asset side for a while but you are a liability.

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  141. What is up with Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some reason if some social engineering law comes out (or tightening the screws on the public domain) it seems to eminate from Australia. So much for democracies automatically being bastions of freedom.

  142. To Break Australian Law... by Upaut · · Score: 1
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  143. A friend of a friend by Jason+O'Neil · · Score: 1

    I live in Perth in Australia. I was talking to one of my friends tonight, and one of his friends from school committed suicide on Monday.

    This is tragic in itself, but knowing how so many people here use blogs and livejournals (especially students around this age, only one year younger than me), the information about this spread incredibly quickly. Within 12 hours probably half the students in perth knew, and not from the mainstream media. The combination of the school gossip-line and the internet allow news of things like this to spread very fast.

    Of course, the problem we have is not that the news spread, but that others may be encouraged to do it. I believe my goverment is right in trying to limit the information you can get on suicide by searching the internet. You know how easy it is to go from any webpage you're on to a google search for something, especially for a student whose grown up using the internet.
    Here's the question? Is it worth the risk of people reading a suicidal persons livejournal, and then, depressed by the entry, search the internet for methods of suicide, possibly to use on themselves? I don't see it as unlikely. I jump through web pages from journal entries all the time, except my searches are more likely to do with linux or web design. But it could easily happen with suicide. I have no problem with them imposing this ban.

  144. MOD PARENT UP; WAY UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of all the advice and ramblings in this sub-thread (from the "you're a selfish turd for having/airing your thoughts" to the "me too, and then some!" posts), this one poster seems to have both a good attitude (the "make someone ELSE some lemonade out of the lemons life has handed YOUR family" attitude) AND a helpful outlook on a situation that has only failed to touch the truly fortunate among us. Kudos.

  145. Hmm... Somehow I doubt the Internet is to blame by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    I know that you're not the one advocating censorship, but I hope you'll excuse me if nitpick on your blaming it on the Internet anyway. Because while you don't advocate censorship, it's _the_ kind of rationalization that gets others to advocate it.

    I find the "I am quite confident that I would never have attempted suicide if I didn't have access to the Internet" statement to be at best a particular case. Wouldn't you? If you were at the depression stage where you curled up on the floor, and found relief in visualizing your own suicide, I don't think you were that far from making that step. With or without Internet. Maybe _you_ wouldn't have nevertheless, but a lot of other people snap at _much_ lower stress levels. Again, with or without Internet.

    Thing is, people haven't started committing suicide when they got Internet. It has happened for thousands of years before computers. It also happened just as well in countries in Eastern Europe during communism, where noone had Internet and only a handful had computers at home at all.

    What's different? A lot of those did it all wrong, and ended up crippled. And more depressed than before, typically. Dunno if that counts as an improvement.

    Look at your own first paragraph. _How_ and _why_ did you know, for example, that slitting your wrists can destroy your tendons? I'll tell you why: because information about suicide was freely available.

    Now picture a perfectly policed society, where noone's allowed to talk about what works and what doesn't in a suicide, and noone does. Will that stop people from trying? Nope. But they'll pick their "info" from movies and novels, and end up crippled.

    Like they'll think that cutting one's wrists is some 100% effective thing, because some novel has a suicide like that in it. (A certain Dean Koontz novel comes to mind.) Except they'll just cripple their hands, and have trouble even finding work after that. (Picture having to type like that. Heck, even operating a cash register at McDonalds would be a pain.)

    Or they'll jump off the house and just end up in a wheelchair. One of mom's co-workers was crippled because he jumped off a window, and not even a high enough one.

    Or they'll shoot themselves in the head, and just end up paralyzed. Very conscious, just paralyzed. And if that doesn't get one more depressed than they started, I don't know what will.

    So basically I think that there is a lot of good too in that abbundance of information. It keeps people from doing it all wrong.

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  146. fascism? by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

    Some people need to be killed. By the state. It's not fascism, it's justice. You can't have a functional society if it allows people to wage the worst kind of crimes against their fellow citizens and walk away after token amounts of time behind bars (often to do the same crime again) - or walk on technicalities. The people who have been victimized, and their families, friends and neighbors won't feel safe, secure, or fully able to pursue their dreams with that kind of fundamental betrayal of any real consequence or retribution for the attacker. They will feel frustrated, angry, and completely disillusioned of the system. And what you will eventually get from that kind of society is a totalitarian regime that is truly and deeply fascist supported and put in place by the masses of disillusioned retribution seekers who will be easily swayed by the promise of justice.

    Even a little bit of history will clearly show that nearly every fascist regime started out by simply promising to restore order and hold people accountable for crimes they should have been punished for. Whether or not it was true, or the people they punished actually deserved it is irrelevent. All you need is an overwhelming feeling that _someone_ needs to be punished because you're tired of hearing about criminals walking free, and to believe that the dictator your about to put in place can do it.

    1. Re:fascism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the point the poster was trying to make was about people awaiting executing on death row being watched and prevented from committing suicide. That is where the fascism and control aspect comes in -- the guy has already been sentenced to die and may have already accepted his fate but the legal dickering often draws his so-called "death sentence" out into 10+ years of solitary confinement before finally getting on with it. It's the state saying "you'll die, but only when and by the method WE decide". Fascist control just like the religious prohibitions of suicide.

    2. Re:fascism? by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      We are getting a bit offtopic here with a debate on death penalty, but here are my views:

      If lack of death penalty leads to fascism (if you allow me to reduce your argument...), why did 20th century Spain, Germany and Italy, three countries *with* death penalty, fall to fascism?

      You are also presenting a false dichotomy - *either* we have death penalty, *or* we have people serving token amounts of time and walking away on technicalities.

      All that is, for me at least, irrelevant though. Once you have accepted that killing humans is acceptable, you have gone too far. Way too far. That is my only moral absolute.

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    3. Re:fascism? by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      Touché (yeah, sorry for the off-topic). You right though, my argument reduces to exactly what you said it did, and it was a false analogy (either / or) and for that... I'm sorry.

      Had I more eloquent skills, I would have left at 'some people need to be killed'. That's not fascism though, which would be more about silencing the opposition through terror and censorship. The 'some people' I'm talking about aren't really 'opposition' so much as damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.
      While accepting your moral absolute, my position is not moral in basis. It's that there are some crimes that warrant the death penalty. Rape, pedophilia, kidnapping, and pretty much any crime motivated by the overwhelming urge to dominate or abuse another person would be my personal first picks. The destruction these simple acts leave in their wake for everyone (parents, loved ones, friends, family, communities) is overwhelming, and is a self replicating problem - a person abused at a young age is likely to commit a similar act later in life. Some background statistics on the kind of crime I'm talking about;
      http://www.theawarenesscenter.org/statisti cs.html

      This is a self propagating, nearly 'incurable', and widespread problem, and it creates an atmosphere of extreme mistrust and fear in the general population - fear of each other and a deep mistrust of the government. Sometimes more than is at all logical, but it exists. This report does better job of explaining the repeat offender problem and its impact on the populace;
      http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/cpquery/? &db_id=cp10 5&r_n=hr157.105&sel=TOC_0&

      For me, the death penalty isn't about morality or fear or as a deterrent to crime, it's about self defense on the macro level of society. The death penalty (if carried out on the class of crime I'm talking about) would have saved 26,000 people in 1991 - people were murdered or raped by persons who were supposedly safe to be back in the community. That's an unacceptable yearly toll on fabric of our society, preventable by the killing perpetrators of that kind of violence.
      If morality must be considered, I would consider it far more immoral for the state to stand by and let more crimes be committed by the same person over and over when it is within their power to stop it. At least on a case by case basis.

  147. Advertisement to all NZ residents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please commit suicide!

  148. Only tough luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Not illness, just condition - youth... immaturity, belief in simplicity, black and white, "now is how it is always", "nothing to see here", "I've seen it all", "oh, I am sooo old, no need to live further, for I have seen it all" and such toughts that sometimes plague inteligent young people.

    According to your description, she was obviously angry at the moment and acted impulsively. As the youngest child in a family she was probably generally untollerant to stress (you said: spoiled), perhaps even passive aggresive (the other, darker side of strong and supportive family background - emotional blackmail works, one learns to use it for punishment of loved ones). The anger response may run in your family, since that is how you feel now about her. This may be coming from your cultural herritage (European ..., southern?).

    You all will have to get over that. What You describe about Your family at present is sense of guilt, even there is none. My guess is that too much talk with her would have only made her angrier.

    This loss could, but not nescesarily would, had happen in this part of her life in some other form - car accident or something, but you all would be a little bit less hurt then you are now. The true nature of event would be the same - accidental. Some years from now, she wouldn't ever consider suicide.

    1. Re:Only tough luck by anethema · · Score: 1

      I pretty much agree with everything you've said. That was basically my theory too. One moment of crippling depression and anger caused a suddent decision. She was mildly drunk at the time so that would lower her inhibitions against doing it too.

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  149. Reminds me of "Dr. Death" by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    This guy who helped very old patients to commit suicide.

    The authorities couldn't charge him for assisted suicide. So he said: "Hey, why don't you charge me for murder?" So they did. And he got jailed.

    Now this case is similar. Publishing suicide info is helping people to commit suicide. But this time we're not talking about euthanasia. We're talking about mostly kids with problems at home. Is it legal to assist in the murder of someone just because he's having temporary problems (which can be solved with therapy, mostly family therapy sessions)?

    So I'm in favor of this law. First sign of sanity in a world filled with twisted laws.

  150. Where did it start and where will it end? by Deagol · · Score: 1
    Is this new proposal in line with the Aus. laws already on the books? Is it illegal to publish info on abortion (not that I know that country's stance on the issue) or illegal drugs?

    Personally, information on illegal activities can serve a useful purpose. I personally think that recreational drug use is fine, so long as the user doesn't harm anyone other than themself. When I was in college, I pondered the wisdom of trying LSD or X. As the web was pretty new in those days (early '90s), good info was hard to find, though usenet was -- and still is -- a good resource. I stumbled onto hyperreal.org and spent many nights reading up on thorough summaries of the 2 drugs as well as people's experience with them.

    The archive today is even better. I never knew that nutmeg was hallucinagenic. :)

    In the end, I decided against trying either drug. The strongest thing in college I ever did was Everclear. But at least I was able to make an *informed* decision, for myself. Governments have no right to take that ability away from me.

  151. Re:It is NOT illegal to commit suicide in Australi by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1

    The document you linked to is 10 years old, and the text you cited is older still. I searched the online version of the current Northern Territory "Crimes Act", and attempted suicide is NOT a crime any more.

  152. Life sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you die

  153. And this is something new? by rfc1394 · · Score: 1
    It is illegal essentially everywhere I know of - including every state in the U.S. - to commit suicide, but because of the First Amendment it's legal to generally say or provide information on this sort of a subject.

    I note how this minister talks about how it won't suppress free speech or be targeted to certain groups that discuss the subject. Then what on earth is such a law needed for? Because there is a type of speech that they do not like and want to suppress it or target a certain group that subject and they need a law to do so. This is not a law to target people handing out razors. This is not a law to target people who are offering to use the razors on others. This is a law to target those who say (print) something theose who want the law do not like. Thus it is, pure and simple, a law of censorship, a targeting of speech based on the content of that speech in an attempt to ban it. That makes it a restriction on free speech no matter how they want to spin it.

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  154. Suicide is a desperate cry for... by samdu · · Score: 1

    death.

    Seriously, though, if one has no control over how or when they end their life, what rights do we really have?

  155. Lawyer / client conferances by baomike · · Score: 2, Funny

    The lawyer/client conferances must be some thing to see , when someone gets charged with committing suicide.

  156. Golden Gate Bridge suicide webcam by Animats · · Score: 1

    The big flap here is that someone arranged to cover the Golden Gate Bridge with HDTV digital cameras and now has nineteen suicides recorded. He's planning a theatrical release as a documentary.

  157. Simply wrong by Striver · · Score: 1

    As a former crisis intervention counselor, I cringe every time I see a discussion like this about suicide because such discussions tend to perpetuate dangerous myths. You should never, ever use dependents of a suicidal person as extortion to force them to stay alive.

    At the risk of slashdotting my own meager web site, here are the correct procedures for dealing with potential suicide. Dealing with Suicide Potential.

    It is also rather interesting that such a law against suicide information could make my own page about it illegal.

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    1. Re:Simply wrong by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      Yes, I suspected that it might do more harm than good. Thanks for posting that, I'll bookmark it for future reference.

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  158. Re:i think everyone has the wrong idea about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you believe the bullshit about the "intent" of the law. The intent does not matter one bit in court.

  159. Nitpick by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

    Acutally, the logic was flawless. It's the assumptions that were flawed.

    If murder was defined as "Killing a person other than oneself", the problem would have been avoided.

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  160. So it's illegal to attempt suicided, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Better make sure I do the job right the first time, you know, so I don't go to jail ..."

  161. This is sarcastic by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    seeing as the Internet is a major contributing factor to depression and suicide nowadays.

    Yes, it's funny how it wasn't a factor before it existed.

    I'm sure it's a function of the internet and not, you know, coincidental.

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  162. head separated from body by r00t · · Score: 1

    Problem?

    I do believe that head removal is fatal.
    That's what you wanted, right?

  163. smack you fool by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    'But shooting yourself IS painless and peaceful'

    unless you fuck up, then your well fucked and only have half a face, to shoot yourself properly you need to do it Chinese execution or slauter house style, gun barrel at the back of the neck taking out the brain stem first, almost instant and painless death (far 'kinder' than anything in the US)

    Or, you could find your nearest smack head, buy a shit load of smack and jack-it (or plug it if you don't like needles), what's the worst that can happen? you waste some money, have a good time and make a junkie friend.

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  164. Natural selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And by professional help, we mean Kevorkian. Get your down-and-out self jumping off a tall building. You're not going to get missed in line at the store or in traffic. You're wasting time posting nonsense on slashdot. You could be breathing deeply with your head in the stove, what the hell are you waiting for?

  165. Suicide by Red_Icculus · · Score: 1

    The only crime you can be fined for when executed unsuccessfully

  166. Morbid curiosity by iamacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide.

    Would some ausie enlighten me on how the former crime is prosecuted. Do they have special coffins with metal bars or something?

    1. Re:Morbid curiosity by narcc · · Score: 1

      The punishment for commiting suicide is harsh -- life in prison.

  167. Illegal??? by benna74 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is NOT illegal in Australia to attempt/commit suicide (Believe me, I would know.). I believe what the government(However misguided) is trying to do is stem the tragic suicide of young people in mostly our country areas, where suicide is the major cause of death (after car accidents) for males between the ages of 18 and 25. Yes it is silly legislation, you dont need the internet to work out how to kill yourself. BJ

  168. Suiciders get the information from the Internets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We must stop it! Dead people often don't pay their fair share of taxes.

  169. Death Penalty by DickBreath · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide

    So is it a capital offense to attempt to commit suicide? Does such an attempt automatically get you the death penalty?

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  170. Re:Along those same lines... by symbolic · · Score: 1


    It's understandable that governments try to limit this kind of information, because it means fewer taxpayers!

  171. Except by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    Except for Attempted Murder, Attempted Robbery, etc...

  172. My take on suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In university, my then girlfriend and I were just partying around res. For whatever reason (probably me), she got in a bad mood and felt the night was ruined for her and that she'd go to bed (around 11). I says, "Fine, but I'm staying out some more." It turned out that our little group ended up having a lot of fun and it was one of the highlights of that year. So I go back to her cause I'm sleeping at her place, and I tell her about the great times she missed, at which she got even more angry than before.

    So that's my take on suicide. If you leave the party early, you don't know what you're going to miss. You can tolerate being in a bad mood now and ride it out and have a great time later, or you can end your suffering now, and then suffer a lot more later.

    I figure, if your life sucks, do something about it and make your life better. If life for everyone sucks, do something about it and make everyone's life a little better. If you're determined to believe that your life will suck forever, make someone else's better. You've got potential to do great things, whether big or small, and throwing away that potential is selfish.

    You must realize that committing suicide is not just killing yourself, it means hurting a lot of other people too. Your death may be painless for you, but it won't be painless for anyone else. There're far too many inconsiderate dicks in this world. I figure that you can either spend your life making yourself happy (a person), or making everyone else happy (many people). Generally the second implies the first. The only way anyone should be allowed to kill himself is if no one knew he was alive in the first place, which means no one is allowed to kill himself.

    If you feel like you're at the bottom, like you couldn't feel any worse, then help other people feel better, by being kind, by doing some humanitarian volunteering, by helping little old ladies cross the street. Your life is worth nothing anyway right? So what have you lost if you give it away?

  173. Re:Along those same lines... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Governments have for a long time promoted population growth because then those at the top get to cream off more...well...cream. In these relatively resource scarce times some governments have realized that maximum population growth is suboptimal, e.g. China. But most countries still offer financial incentives for having children, usually in the form of tax benefits. (Also in other forms, eg. in the US childless people pay health insurance premiums that subsidise the cost other other people having children even though having a child is elective.)

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  174. Legislative process explained by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    I think this is generally how internet/computer legislation works in Australia:

    1. Something happens (suicide, rape, shooting etc)

    2. Outraged parents discover that X was playing/reading/watching something called Y

    3. Whore politician decides that one parents disgust at what 'kids are doing these days' could be used for political gain.

    4. Attempted banning of Y

    Actually thats how it works in most countries including the US, UK etc. the issue is with having two dicks involved in the process - the parent and the politician, mixing two dicks in politics is what causes laws to be strict.

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    1. Re:Legislative process explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually thats how it works in most countries including the US, UK etc. the issue is with having two dicks involved in the process - the parent and the politician, mixing two dicks in politics is what causes laws to be strict.

      Strict? I thought that mixing two dicks in politics is what causes laws to be gay.

    2. Re:Legislative process explained by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Yeah that would have been funnier, but strict rhymes better with dick.. er fuck it doesnt even rhyme that well. Anyway point being, just because someone has lost a child to something and they are very upset about it doesnt mean that something needs to be banned without question, clouded judgement shouldnt spread like a herpes.

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  175. Fierce Goodbye by marleyboy · · Score: 1

    If you're contemplating suicide, or even would like to know more about this taboo subject, check out fiercegoodbye.com. My dad produced and directed this show that takes a decidedly faith-based perspective on it. There's also stories on the site from people giving their own suicide attempts. The show aired on the Hallmark channel, and also ABC TV. You may have seen it, or may have a family member that's seen it.

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  176. On a serious note: by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am rarely serious on here but here it goes:
    Just two things.

    1) Just recently, I think it was in Canada (not 100%), where a man informed his friends, family and police that he was going to commit suicide. This was partially a protest or way of promoting euthenseia (spelling whatever). Anyway what it came down to is that he had terminal cancer. Was going to die anyway. For sure. Very painfully. He decided to kill himself as he still had the option to. If he let himself decline due to cancer he would be fucked as at somepoint he would no longer be able to do it on his own, and (at least in this country, probably most) it would be illegel for his doctor to help him in this way. From what I read his friends/family were not thrilled with the decision, but understood, and respected that decision.

    2) That said I read most of the big posts, and everyone seems to be arguing if depressed if suicide should be promoted (or help available out there to who wants it)... I think that is silly. What if you were dying from a terminal illness? That is extreemly painfull, and takes its sweet time. (Not to get into the whole euthenasia discussion) Assuming it is illegal for a doctor or someone to help you commit suicide, I think I would like to see what options would be available to me. Granted this is a very last resort and not to be taken lightly.

    I think this comes down to two principles: one is the fact that death is so final. Like capital punishment mistakes can be made, and there is no recourse. The other is the fact of coupibility (again with the spelling). Basically if someone is depressed or mentaly not there, are they capable of making these decisions for themselves. While someone could also make a very logical valid arguement to end ones life due to pain and suffering. You could also argue that someone under that kind of duress is unable to think in clear and concise terms.

    Anyway it is really silly to make suicide illegal that is just dumb (it may be the case in Canada as well I am not sure). I also think that censoring informaion on how to do it painlessly or quickly or whatever is also silly. I can understand that you do not want to promote it or make it an easy choice for someone, but there is still a vaild use or need for it out there. I think the smartest thing to do would be to consult with your doctor, but because of various laws and perhaps ethics, doctors may feel obligated to prevent you, inform authorities, etc.. so who knows.

    Anyway it goes beyond saying that it is a more complex problem than saying suicide is bad and information about it should be banned.

    Of course after all this I didn't RTFA so it may be saying that information like that should only be controlled by certain groups like doctors and such....

    I would just like to think that if I was in a situation of terminal painful death suffering, with basically no life before the end anyway. That I might be able to find help to end it mercifully would be nice. My body my choice kind of thing... pro-choice I guess. Mind you I think evaluation and discussion would be needed with doctor, friends/family etc...

    What a horrible discussion topic eh? Needed, but horrible just the same.

    And yes ok maybe I lied about there being just 2 things...

    Anyway that is my thoughts.

  177. I've got terminal cancer let me die! by PacketScan · · Score: 1

    Ok the above subject is just a attention getting but there is a deaper point. If i'm dying of cancer and the only way to stay alive and not be in *too* much pain is to be on a morphine drip. Damit! it's a free country let me go with diginity!

    Free kevorkian !

  178. Sheep, what else can you expect? by ponderz · · Score: 1

    I have read most of the post here and there is not even one that say one can choose to die because one want to not because one is in pain or have no future or whatever. As one who by definition has free will, one should have the choice to exist or not. No one have the choice to be borned in this world, but one can refuse to be in this world. This is the ultimate choice of free will.

    The will to will itself to not exist.

    The power of death is powerfull and there are those who dare not touch it will conjure many things to scare people. I respect those who have the will to conqure life-death than those who sheepishly let life-death happens to them. The strong one who can face death-prison should not be called fool or selfish. The strong one like Martin Eden in Jack London's Martin Eden is whom I respect.

  179. A Joke by Le+Marteau · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If you're not [particular Christian denomination or sect], you're going to hell."

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. so I ran over and said "stop! don't do it!"

    "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" He said, "Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. - Emo Philips

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  180. Oh darn. by Sierpinski · · Score: 1

    Now I can't read up on how to shoot myself in the head... (Oh wait, guns are outlawed down under now, right?) So now I can't read up on how to jump off a building. (Are tall buildings still legal in Australia?) Rope? Knives? Cannons? Elaborate schemes involving pulleys, counterweights, a rabid squirrel, and just the right amount of acorns that will fit in your rear end?

    Anyone who can't successfully commit suicide is either too dumb to live, or doesn't really want to die. Now THAT'S irony.

  181. Your argument is not very convincing. by sean.peters · · Score: 1
    Sometimes life just isnt worth living. Not everyone wants to be a cube-whore who has no life a mortgage 2.3 kids and an overpriced house in suburbia.

    So your contention is that the only two choices people have in life are a) 2.3 kids and a life in suburbia or b) death? You might want to read this.

    In my view, there are very few, if any, reasons to kill one's self. Depression is certainly not one of them - it's a disease that's very treatable with drugs and psychotherapy.

    Sean

  182. Suicide... by mrmojo · · Score: 1

    Of course, the best thing about suicide is that you'll never regret doing it!

  183. a new car by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    I used to be severely depressed (and the word suicide crept into my thoughts a lot). Then I bought a convertible sports car and it totally changed my outlook on life.

    A $20k car is the way to go to cure depression. And it's much more fun than suicide. :-) vroooom!

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  184. selfish? by ethan0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course suicide is a selfish act. It is putting your own feelings of frustration, helplessness, or general lack of other options ahead of those who love you, care about you, want to help you, and generally want you to stay alive.

    And of course telling someone that they should not commit suicide is selfish. It puts your own desire that a person stay alive ahead of that person's feelings of frustration and unhappiness with life.

    I don't see either side as right or wrong, but both should consider the other side. The feelings of those who care about a person considering suicide should be a factor in their decision (but not the blanket "feelings" of an organization). Those feelings may be small in comparison to the prospect of carrying out the rest of a life that one considers to no longer have value. But a person making that decision has to understand that it does not just affect themself.

    1. Re:selfish? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      I can't say I disagree. Suicide can have an impact on many people and like any important decision you make in your life you need to weigh up those effects before acting.

      As a side note: it'd be interesting to take some of the people who say suicide is wrong because it's selfish and see how they feel about a person with no attachments to anyone else committing suicide. I've a suspicion that they'd still say it was immoral showing that selfishness has nothing to do with it. But at the moment this is purely a thought experiment and so I might be wrong.

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  185. Drugs == Good, Govt != Good by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    I didn't want to make my post any longer but I've had success with drugs. Lithium didn't do it, or enough to keep my life stable enough to keep my head on straight, but Depakote did. (In fact, Depakote got me off caffine because it treated the migraines that also runs in my family). Then again, there was little (no) attempt to educate me in my illness. I've suffered for 8+ years before I really knew what I was up against (like the life sentence and the chance of more episodes as time goes on, no one told me the extremes I would face until it was too late.)

    However, the system I had to deal with to get those drugs was horrible. I know for a fact that it is easier to secure pain medications (doctor friend sees "drug seekers" a lot) and lie your way into a Methadone prescription in this town. Our public health system is in shambles from my point of view.

    My illness, if not properly treated, can be a even larger burden on everyone as a whole. Tax dollars are already being put aside - they told you it was for people who are sick and poor or that it would go to people who can't work and need to take medications daily...

    Well, you were lied to. Even worse than the fact that the money never made it into my hands is the fact that these programs are labeled failures. The main barrier to my medication is the price tag of the pills along with the price of doctor visits (and now we are talking hundreds of dollars an hour). Once you lose everything it's hard to come up with thousands of dollars to invest in yourself. Meanwhile everyone else in society, even my close friends and family, see my life as a wash. No matter the fact that I rarely even intrude into their lives.

    Medicaid, rather my local outlet actually cut off my benefits because I didn't make it to their 5-sec, prescheduled, mandatory, "walk through the metal detectors and back onto the bus because we don't actually need anything we like to do this so that we can cut off benefits for no reason, I'm sure you understand with so many minorities on it we couldn't let them live off of us tax payers" routine...

    So in the matter of weeks I was back to square one. I've since received my Associates Degree and really can't do anything with it because I can't even live by a hour to hour schedule.

    At this point I don't support Medicaid. Bush has won, I'm going to become a terror^H^H^H^H^HRepublican now so that I can experience what it is like to take millions of peoples lives and loved ones away!

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  186. Legal in my Aust state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suicide is legal in Victoria, the state where I live in Australia. It is illegal to assist anyone with suicide. It is legal to use 'reasonable force' to prevent someone from commiting suicide.

    I'm not a lawyer, but I checked into this quite carefully some while ago in the planning stages of suicide. (I planned for every little thing except, in hindsight, suicide not working.)

    Here I am still, and further evidence that it's not illegal is that when the police arrived Monday (I had sent a letter for them to come get my body, timed to arrive on the Monday, two days after the deed) there was no mention at all of any crime, no warning, nothing.

    I spent some months in a locked psychiatric ward after that, and let me tell you all that those aren't the kind of places where depressed people get any better.

    On the (kind of) funny side, I had to call my mother from hospital and ask her to buy me underwear. I am 30. Thinking along the lines of "no-one's gonna want to be sorting through my underwear after I'm dead", I had thrown it all away. (I also left a great job and cleaned out my great house after cancelling the lease).

  187. Let the flaming begin! by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Good thing I don't live in Australia... 'Kill yourself.' is practically a catchphrase of mine... (What can I say? I'm surrounded by morons.) ^^;

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  188. Parent is +5 Insightful by pgilman · · Score: 1


    bless you, my friend; you articulated perfectly what i had been struggling to say. i'm only sorry i used my mod points on other stories before i saw your post.

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  189. GUARANTEED-to-work suicide method... by Eric119 · · Score: 1

    Wait.

  190. If this were Fark.... Here comes the science by billstewart · · Score: 1
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