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  1. All coming out of the same office, you say? on Apple Takes Action Over Australian Logos · · Score: 1

    Somebody's salary must be up for review.

  2. Re:Vista's share doesn't matter on Vista Share Drops for the First Time In Two Years · · Score: 1

    I dunno, most people I knew at the time were running 2K. That's probably more a comment on the demographics of PC users I knew back then. We were all gamers though. I still remember trying to build charts between us measuring functionality vs. memory usage.

  3. The only way to win is not to play on Report Claims Iran Has Data To Build a Nuclear Bomb · · Score: 1

    I bet they can't wait to join the lets-pay-huge-amounts-of-money-to-maintain-dormant-stockpiles-of-useless-weapons club.

  4. Re:Vista's share doesn't matter on Vista Share Drops for the First Time In Two Years · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work in consumer electronics retail, and I'm still getting calls asking about downgrading to XP, or buying XP, or buying a machine with XP on it, even from users who actually know about W7.

    Damn, I remember the days when XP was the abomination. I guess if you beat people up enough, they learn when to say "uncle".

  5. Sad on Microsoft Holding 'Screw Google' Meetings In DC · · Score: 1

    Like last year's prom queen spiking the punch. Maybe if she hadn't turned into a total bitch, people would still give a shit what she has to say.

  6. Re:Another brick on UK Government Wants To Kill Net Neutrality In EU · · Score: 1

    I should probably clarify here: I was responding specifically to the CCTV comment. The summary didn't touch on any issues re: online privacy, and I'll hold my hands up and admit I haven't had chance to read the article yet. I think there's a big difference between people monitoring public spaces (which are usually owned by the local authority anyways) and people monitoring personal online activity.

  7. Re:Nothing to hide? Give me a disk image? on UK Government Wants To Kill Net Neutrality In EU · · Score: 1

    There's a subtle difference between not hiding information and broadcasting it on an open channel.

  8. Re:Another brick on UK Government Wants To Kill Net Neutrality In EU · · Score: 1

    And how is evidence of me acting innocently in public areas going to facilitate that? It's going to happen whether I live in a surveillance society or not.

  9. Re:Another brick on UK Government Wants To Kill Net Neutrality In EU · · Score: 1

    Honestly? I just don't have anything to hide. And if I did, I'd hide from the cameras. It's not as though it's a problem out in the 'burbs. Sure, city centres, particularly The City That Is London And Yea, Shall Always Be Referred To As "The City" Because It's So "Important", you ought to sign a waiver before you enter, but the crime is also so much higher there. But my internetz? Data wants to be free / You can't stop The Signal / Hack the Planet / Insert coin for another catchphrase.

  10. Re:25 years of .... on Plug-In Architecture On the Way For GCC · · Score: 3, Funny

    NO NO NO! They do NOT need to ask themselves that! If they do, they'll form a committee to go about finding a way of answering the question. After years of deliberating, that committee will decide another committee is better suited, and send them off into the desert for 30 days and nights, to search for their spirit guide.

    Upon their long-hair-bearded-and-sandalised return, they shall proclaim that the original committee was mistaken in their decision, and call for a review on the whole process.

    Years down the line, the final decision will be made:

    We never should've tried to create a Unix alternative in the first place. All work on GNU is meaningless and void. From this day forward, we shall concentrate all our efforts on the creation of a wholly new, original OS based around the same open source principles of the GNU.

    It's name?

    UNG is Not GNU (UNG).

  11. This man is a genius. on Next G8 President Wants To "Regulate the Internet" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Truly, Prime Minister Berlusconi is a great man, a marvel, the pinnacle of international leadership, and an example to us all.

    When Obama was elected as President, he was the first to compliment him on his suntan.

  12. Oh c'mon... on Amazon Patents Humans Assisting Computers · · Score: 1

    Other than Amazon patenting this, it's hardly newsworthy, not even slashworthy. Anyone who's ever worked in a callcentre has already done this, and working in a callcentre is no accurate insight on education or intelligence.

  13. Re:They are fairly popular in call centers on 'Dumb Terminals' Can Be a Smart Move for Companies · · Score: 1

    My current employer (Capita) makes extensive use of dumb terminals.

    Live in the UK and not heard of them? Understandable, other companies outsource to them, namely the entire Dixons group, and a ton other companies. Not a marketing pitch, just realise that the building I work in is just one installation and they recently bought another building in Nottingham, as well as the collection of buildings I have no reason to deal with.

  14. It all becomes clear now... on SCO Bankruptcy "Imminent, Inevitable" · · Score: 1

    The reason behind the deal between Novell and Microsoft? Maybe Microsoft's figured out where all their money's gonna end up ;) Not that I'm bashing either party in this case, it just jumped out at me :)

  15. XFire on How 'Games for Windows' Will Change PC Gaming · · Score: 1

    Slightly OT, since this article primarily concerns the branding effort, but MS just needs to buy XFire and integrate it into Live's framework.

    Being able to see what all my friends are playing regardless of which box either of us is on? Win.

  16. Ooh-err on Mars Probe Probably Lost Forever · · Score: 1

    The transhumanist in me finds it rather touching that a team of men and machines spread across two different planets is searching for one lost member.

  17. Ballmer at odds with MS? on Ballmer Says Linux "Infringes Our Intellectual Property" · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I wonder whether the head knows what the body's doing at all with MS. Ballmer's attitude consistantly seems to contradict MS' as a whole recently.

    It reminds me very much of Steve Ballmer as presented in this hypothetical memo.

  18. Re:It's a UNIX system. I know this! on SGI Announces MIPS and IRIX End of Production · · Score: 1

    I wasn't aware of it, but I'm checking it out right now! Thanks :)

  19. Re:It's a UNIX system. I know this! on SGI Announces MIPS and IRIX End of Production · · Score: 1

    Jokes aside, I once did some package-wizardy to get FSV working on my Debian install. Wish there was a Windows equivalent, it was actually a ton of use for figuring out where all my disk space was going :)

  20. IMDB, of course! on Matt Damon as Kirk in Star Trek XI? · · Score: 1

    I read on Wikipedia about bizzaroklingeons, but I don't remember seeing that race. Maybe they're in the new film too! I've heard of slow news days, but this is ridiculous!

  21. All Your Base? on Vista Speech Recognition Goes Awry · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    C'mon, peeps, the year is 2006. AYBABTU is dead and buried.

  22. Biased? Never! on Apple Newton vs Samsung Q1 UMPC · · Score: 1

    Anyone comparing a modern machine with a 10 year old one obviously has an agenda.

  23. Re:One Word... on Can Games Make You Cry? · · Score: 1

    I totally know that Halo 3 is gonna leave me a wreck for at least an hour. Either Chief's sacrifice or Cortana's insanity and subsequent destruction (I'm fairly sure that at least one of them wont survive the series).

  24. Not read much spam, huh? on One Man's Spam Is Another Man's Art · · Score: 1

    I dunno, if spam is smart enough to get through my filters, I usually take the time to read whatever quasi-poetic method it used to get through them. Some of them are surprisingly gripping.

  25. FPS? on Prey Review · · Score: 1

    Prey is a great game. It finally gave me a way of categorising games that're just like Half-Life:

    First Person Spanner .