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  1. First it was a dupe... on Open Source Malware Search Engine · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now it's a tripe.

  2. The Beauty Behind It on Voice Phishing Hits PayPal · · Score: 1

    Whilst of course they face greater risk of legal action, there's no fake URL in the e-mail to rumble.

  3. Most creatures learn from experience on Microsoft To Release 'iPod Killer' at Christmas? · · Score: 1

    The new media player from Microsoft will feature a bigger screen than the iPod Video, have built-in WiFi for downloading music without a PC, and Microsoft will work with music and TV content providers to build an iTunes Music Store competitor. In what may be the crucial competitive stroke, Microsoft will also allow you to download from its store any song that you've purchased from Apple, unlocking users from iPod's vendor lock-in.

    And nobody will care.

  4. Finally!! on Barcodepedia - a Social Network Barcode DB · · Score: 1
  5. Hahah on Want Security? Make The Switch · · Score: 1

    Initially IRTA "Want Security? Make A Sandwich", which baffled me no end.

  6. Still thinking Microsoftian on Microsoft Ex-Chief to Launch Web-Based Software · · Score: 1

    Stop telling me what I want and listen to what I actually want. To the case at hand, actually, I'd much rather have all my data on my PC than somebody elses network.

  7. Who are they marketing to? on Samsung Ships the First Blu-Ray Player · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Surely all possible early adopters have already ruined their eyesight like the rest of us tech-heads? I can't tell the difference between DivX/XviD and DVD unless someone bypasses my eyes altogether, and I wear weak lenses.

  8. What's in a name? on Rumormongering - Apple Could Buy Nintendo? · · Score: 1

    And this new market monster would be known as NintenDisneyPixApple.

  9. Give a little, get a little... on Jack Thompson's Game Bill Moves Forward · · Score: 1

    Alternatively, give an inch, take a mile.

  10. Re:Over the hill on John Carmack Discuss Mega Texturing · · Score: 1

    I tend to agree. The symbolism present in classic Doom and Q1 levels was something that I enjoyed in particular. I guess id picked up its tendency for up-and-down friendships from Trent Reznor.

  11. I want a microkernel implementation on Torvalds on the Microkernel Debate · · Score: 1

    But I also want the Loch Ness Monster to exist and assist me in my conquest of Mars.

    Quite simply, just look at HURD. Didn't they finish the initial work involved in porting to the L4 kernel before starting to pursue the Coyotos kernel?

  12. Re:Quick! on Day of the Robotic Tentacle · · Score: 1

    Surely a robotic tentacle would be reserved for robotic Japanese schoolgirls?

  13. In other news... on Babybot Learns Like You Did · · Score: 1

    A disturbing number of murders have occurred in the LIRA labs at the Genoa University. Victims appear to have been strangled, but a lack of fingerprints makes identification of the suspect problematic.

  14. Failed already on Spam Gets Personal · · Score: 1

    Personalised spam assumes intelligence, something lacking on both ends of a successful spam message.

  15. Great... on IT Certification Less Important Now? · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now what? All the new bloods have to wait until all the experienced folk die off before they can get a shot at the industry?

  16. Immune to advertising on Live Commercials Will Save TV? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I'm of the opinion that the problem isn't the medium or the execution, but more that society (or at least, a subset of it) has become entirely numb to advertisements.

    Don't get me wrong, I laugh at adverts if they're legitimately funny, but that doesn't mean I'm going to buy the product.

    We've been bombarded by them so much that we simply don't take in the relevance of the product. My own mother, who is perhaps the biggest couch potato I know, has been using the ad breaks to make a cup of tea for as long as I can remember.

    Additionally, I know myself that much of my product awareness is broadcast from leading individuals in communities that I feel I can trust not to BS me, something not possible until the advent of the internet, and in particular the blogosphere.

  17. Chug chug chug on Sun's Scott McNealy's Days are Numbered? · · Score: 0
    That rumor is about 22 years old and still chuggin.

    Dude, Sun has the hugest beer bong in the world!

  18. Fine by me. on Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing · · Score: 2, Funny

    When ads are on I go read articles on /.

  19. Not anymore! on The Real Purpose of DRM · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    That's the last time I do anything in a backalley with a vacuum cleaner and a cock, hur hur hur...

  20. Damnit! on Device Developed To Help Socially Challenged · · Score: 1

    Not a robot girlfriend for geeks then?

  21. A Scenario on Symantec Rethinks Firefox vs IE Vulnerabilities · · Score: 5, Funny

    Symantec: Internet Explorer feasted on my childs bones.

    Microsoft: We don't consider that critical.

  22. Re:Of course! on Boxxet, a Tool for Automatic Webpage Generation · · Score: 1

    Ahh, that's just my density showing through :) My bad.

  23. Of course! on Boxxet, a Tool for Automatic Webpage Generation · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Automatically create awesome webpage.
    2. Add Adwords.
    3. ?
    4. Profit!
  24. The possibilities! on Searching for Botnet Command & Controls · · Score: 1

    Operating under the theory that if you kill the head, the body will follow

    Imagine were that not the case! Headless bots roaming the net looking for trouble.

    In all seriousness, I could imagine some nasty work that could be done to turn disbanded botnets into a bigger problem than active ones.

  25. How does this stuff make the news? on Literacy Limps Into the Kill Zone · · Score: 1

    I've seen this happening for years. I only realised the irony of it all when I studied English Language for a year. For centuries technology has been used to preserve the English language, and now that the tables are turned, language is playing catch-up with it's own evolution.

    The only thing that really concerns me is that people don't seem to type things that they would say out loud. That is, they make perfect sense when speaking, but not whilst typing, as though different parts of their brain are dealing with language for each.