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IT Certification Less Important Now?

lpq writes "IT certifications, popular after the dot-com bust, seem to be hurting careers now according to this article in the current Eweek.com issue. Guess employers are getting hip to the idea that those who don't have experience or can't "do", get certified..."

459 comments

  1. write on your resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    UNIX and all will be fine.

    1. Re:write on your resume by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Informative
      "UNIX and all will be fine."

      ...at least up until the point where they put you at a bash prompt and ask you to perform some tasks :)

      My current position as a *nix SysAdmin required that I take a long written (as in - paper and pencil) test on some rather complex questions involving Solaris, BSD, and Linux (e.g. - "write a script that will cancel all mail messages in a courier queue that is more than X days old and report/mail the results to all current admins"). Once I was hired, I discovered that most other people who wanted the job and wrote "UNIX" in their resumes would apparently come up against a brick wall rather hard if they didn't have the experience behind the ink.

      But then, you can find out in five minutes at a shell prompt whether or not someone really knows *nix, as opposed to a GUI environment where a candidate can guess-and-click their way to success.

      /P

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    2. Re:write on your resume by PygmySurfer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Real UNIX typically doesn't include BASH ;)

    3. Re:write on your resume by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      LOL!

      Actually, it does in a way (because sh itself IIRC is nothing more than a subset of bash nowadays).

      Though in fairness, it'd be kinda hard to run bash in a default Solaris box. :)

      /P

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    4. Re:write on your resume by ignorant_newbie · · Score: 1

      > Actually, it does in a way (because sh itself IIRC is nothing more than a subset of bash nowadays).

      bzzzt. thank you for demonstrating that you dont use anything but linux.

      Most linux distros take advantage that if you create a link to the bash executable and call it "sh", the bash executable will notice this and pretend to be the born shell. This does not mean that all unixen 'sh' executables are in fact bash.

    5. Re:write on your resume by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      "bzzzt. thank you for demonstrating that you dont use anything but linux."

      I refer you to the acronym "IIRC", and the fact that, as already indicated, bash doesn't come w/ Solaris by default (not sure if it does now since I've never bothered w/ 10).

      Otherwise, I apologize profusely for not being as anal ab't shell version histories as I apparently should be.

      /P

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    6. Re:write on your resume by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Insightful


      That is a little silly, man. I mean, I don't know how to do that, but I do know where to look. Knowing where to find answers is the most vital part of being a sysadmin in the linux/unix world, because you can never know everything, and every company has their own special way of doing things.

      It's the same thing about programming. Learning to program, and learning how to program in XYZ are two different things. T

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    7. Re:write on your resume by Senzei · · Score: 1
      That is a little silly, man. I mean, I don't know how to do that, but I do know where to look. Knowing where to find answers is the most vital part of being a sysadmin in the linux/unix world, because you can never know everything, and every company has their own special way of doing things.

      That depends on context. If I were hiring someone specifically based on their experience admining a mail server then that might be a legitimate question. I would probably be looking more for answers on how you would start finding that information, and just be pleasantly suprised if someone could plop it down strait out of their brain. Those kinds of questions you usually can only fail by leaving a blank space or its intellectual written equivalent.

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    8. Re:write on your resume by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Informative


      to an extent; but what if someone spent 5 years as a sendmail admin, and 4 years after that as a postfix admin? Sure, someone who spent 3 months working with courier might know exactly where the mail queue is off the top of their head, and how to use courier commands to purge it, etc, but I'd rather have the person who "knows more about mail".

      That question isn't testing "knowledge of running a mail server", it's testing "Knowledge of specific courier things, and scripting prowess".

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    9. Re:write on your resume by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I remember when I got my first web development job. I had the skills but no experience, and a piece of paper from a closed school in another country. The interview consisted of 10 minutes of chatting, after which they asked me to implement a simple web app that did reads, inserts, updates and deletes on a database. I asked if they minded me using the reference bookshelf in the process, as I was a little rusty, and it wasn't a problem. I skimmed through the books, refreshed my memory, and had the thing built in about twenty minutes... it wasn't particularly challenging, particularly when I had the books on hand.

      I was the last of seven applicants, and the only one without a university degree in computer science. I was also the only one to complete the project. From what I was told, it took all the other applicants with their certifications at least 6 hours to not succeed in a simple task that they weren't familiar with. I got hired on the spot.

      Certifications don't mean shit. If I was hiring someone, I'd be looking at their project experience. What I'd be looking for is a series of successful projects that were NOT all the same. THAT is what demonstrates your capacity to fix problems.

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    10. Re:write on your resume by killermookie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I read somewhere the following about being a Systems Admin:

      Systems Administation is about knowing what you know, knowing what you don't know and figuring out how to know what you don't know. ....or something like that.

    11. Re:write on your resume by hellraizr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      #!/usr/bin/perl
      # this presumes your UID's are greater than 1000

      my $yourtimespec = "20";

      chomp(my @users = `cat /etc/passwd | cut -d: -f1,3 | awk '\$1 ~ /\:[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]+/ {print \$0}' | cut -d: -f1`);

      foreach $user (@users) {
              chomp($user);
              my @files = `ls -l /home/$user/Maildir | awk '{print \$9}'`;
              foreach $file (@files) {
                      chomp($file);
                      if ( (-M $file) >= $yourtimespec) {
                              unlink("/home/$user/Maildir/$file");
                      }
              }
      }

      /quick and dirty
      //pretty simple really....
      ///Unix admin

    12. Re:write on your resume by Torham · · Score: 1

      bash is the default shell for Solaris 10.

    13. Re:write on your resume by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'd rather the blank answer than the written one. It's less dangerous.

    14. Re:write on your resume by the_womble · · Score: 1
      From what I was told, it took all the other applicants with their certifications at least 6 hours to not succeed in a simple task


      There are two problems here, neither unique to IT:


      One is that some qualifications (degrees in particular) are not designed to teach you directly usable skills - they are designed to teach you how to think. They are not in themselves complete from the point of view of actually doing useful work.


      The other problem is that many people cram their way to qualification without understanding what they are studying. Thi is of course completely useless and does not get them anything other than a piece of paper.

    15. Re:write on your resume by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Systems Administation is about knowing what you know, knowing what you don't know and figuring out how to know what you don't know. ....or something like that.

      Oh goodness, YES!

      That's pretty much how I try to describe "how to be successful in tech" to people I talk to. It also requires a child-like curiosity about things other then the immediate task or fire-of-the-day.

      I may not know how to do X, Y or Z, but I'd bet I can scratch something up in a day or two. And to think I'm just a college dropout...

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    16. Re:write on your resume by eonlabs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Someone capable of working a shell prompt could also be a wiz at DOS. Note, never touching unix does not mean unable to work a text based shell or os.

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    17. Re:write on your resume by xquark · · Score: 1

      thats my sig, go find your own he he he he :)

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    18. Re:write on your resume by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...bash doesn't come w/ Solaris by default (not sure if it does now since I've never bothered w/ 10)

      Bash now comes with Solaris. Not just 10, but recent disk sets of 8 include it as well.

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    19. Re:write on your resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      chomp(my @users = `cat /etc/passwd | cut -d: -f1,3 | awk '\$1 ~ /\:[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]+/ {print \$0}' | cut -d: -f1`);

      What? Ahahahaha, oh man, that's fucking funny.

      $ man getent

    20. Re:write on your resume by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Bash now comes with Solaris. Not just 10, but recent disk sets of 8 include it as well.

      What, bash now comes with Solaris? And even multiple versions of it? Talk about bloat!

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    21. Re:write on your resume by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

      I've been job seeking for a few weeks now, thanks for this bit of info.
      I'd have to remember some syntax I don't have memorized to do that script, I admit.
      You'd basically check the timestamp with an ls -l | awk {'print $6'}, right? then check that against `date` ...this is the part I'm hazy on
      mail all the names and/or contents of the files in queue to the admin users, then delete all those where timestamp was so much less than date?
      Oh I wish I used Bash scripting on a daily basis, so this could be an instant thing. But it still couldn't possibly take me more than twenty minutes to script

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    22. Re:write on your resume by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

      College dropout? Hah, me too. Do you find it makes it difficult to find a job in the industry?

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    23. Re:write on your resume by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      your employer is being stupid. making someone "write a script that will cancel all mail messages in a courier queue that is more than X days old and report/mail the results to all current admins" from memory on paper is pretty darn stupid. I cant assume they run sendmail, hell I cant assume that the script will run on the mail server! letting them do it on a machine with a web browser and google is the right way. If I can see what the script environment is and have research availability then the competent people will be able to get it done.

      Wanting people that can pull solutions out of their butt from memory is just plain stupid. Hire competence that can do research, dont hire an encyclopedia.

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    24. Re:write on your resume by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      Once I was hired, I discovered that most other people who wanted the job and wrote "UNIX" in their resumes would apparently come up against a brick wall rather hard if they didn't have the experience behind the ink.

      You aren't kidding. I think it was about 6 or 7 years ago, my department was looking to hire a person to work mostly with desktop PCs and be a junior UNIX system admin. We weren't looking for really strong UNIX skills, just a desire to learn and some prior knowledge. We got a lot of resumes from various headhunters, all of which said the applicant had UNIX skills. We started bringing people in for interviews. I am pretty good at detecting b.s. and I quickly began to realize that the only thing most of these people knew about UNIX was how to spell it. I began to ask applicants the following question:

      How would you delete a file on a UNIX system?

      The majority of people interested in the job couldn't answer that "stumper". I don't think I have to tell Slashdotters that if you don't know how to delete a file under UNIX, you DON'T know UNIX! One of our recruiter partners began to screen applicants for us by asking this question and he didn't even bother to send us the resume if the person couldn't answer the question.

    25. Re:write on your resume by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      All of my jobs have been through personal networking. (My current job is due to working with someone at a previous job.)

      I only had one time when I had to do the resume thing, but I already knew 3 people at this particular company. I simply structured my resume to play up my practical experience and downplayed that I had only finished 3 out of 4 years of college.

      Funny thing was, I ended up with a different position at that particular job then the one I applied for. Mostly because I had a few months of experience developing for Lotus Notes.

      Come to think of it, I also managed to get an interview at a large banking corporation. I also interviewed with a few staffing firms. So my resume got past filters at those places. I don't remember if my resume was passed along by someone else or if it was via one of the job websites.

      Most smaller companies don't care about the 4-year degree, they tend to operate on a more practical level. OTOH, your job isn't as secure (unless the company is well managed) but you get a lot more personal freedom and flexibility.

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    26. Re:write on your resume by cvalente · · Score: 2, Informative

      When you mean "quick and dirty" you do mean *quick and dirty*!

      doing awk, cut inside a perl program is not the best thing to do, even when doing things quick and dirty.

      Your script has a major flaw. It assumes that the home of user $user is "/home/$user" and this is not always so. My root user has home /root

      proper way to get the homes would be:

      while(my @u = getpwent){
              my ($user, $id, $home) = @u[0,1,7];
              if($id>=1000){
                      #do something
              }
      }

      This has the huge advantage of not using bash, awk, cut to get the usernames
      gets the right home directory
      less memory intensive since if you had a machine with lots of users you'd be reading all of the data into memory and this one processes it one at a time.
      Works with NIS (or should at least, not 100% sure)

      Have a look for
      perldoc -f getpwent
      man getpwent

      Of course in practice you would only iterate through some users of a defined group.
      A little less trivial but easily doable.

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    27. Re:write on your resume by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Certifications don't mean shit. If I was hiring someone, I'd be looking at their project experience. What I'd be looking for is a series of successful projects that were NOT all the same. THAT is what demonstrates your capacity to fix problems.

      Good story. Bad conclusion. Getting their project experience tells you no more about how well they do projects than a cert will tell you how well they understand the technology. You outlined the true path in your first paragraph; have them do something of real world relevance.

      I have all my applicants go through a whiteboard exercise where they build a simple network. They must drill down to various details about the network depending on the level they're applying for. True, I don't know for a fact that just because they write DHCP as one of the services they'll need that they actually know how to configure it, but I've found a very strong corelation between those that do well on the whiteboard and those who do well in their jobs.

      Resumes, certs, reference lettesrs, are all just starting points. They're a place to tell you what the person wants you to believe about them. The interviewers job is to see if it's accurate or not. In a tech job that means doing tech.

      TW

    28. Re:write on your resume by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      How was this modded insightful? Funny I'd buy. Still, we install (and use) bash on all our Solaris and AIX systems.

    29. Re:write on your resume by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      Cool - I actually didn't know that. Much thanks for the info :)

      /P

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    30. Re:write on your resume by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      "I cant assume they run sendmail, hell I cant assume that the script will run on the mail server!"

      No, but you can tell how well someone can use regex, and it didn't hurt that I replaced '.../courier/bin/mailq' with "path/to/queue/listing/binary" and admitted flat-out that qmail and sendmail would've been easier for me since I didn;t know courier at the time (and boy, have I ever regretted learning it since!). Of course, the whole thing was trivial considering thet you can set queue expiration in the proggie anyway.

      We went over the test after I took it, step by step. The point wasn't to win a trivia contest, but to show my employer the processes I used and learn my mind worked, for lack of a better phrase. To top it off the interviews were done by the senior admins, and not an HR drone.

      " letting them do it on a machine with a web browser and google is the right way."

      ...until you're stuck with troubleshooting a non-responsive bgp-based gateway or cannot get online to do that research. Sometimes knowledge does trump, y'know?

      /P

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    31. Re:write on your resume by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      I don't think I have to tell Slashdotters that if you don't know how to delete a file under UNIX, you DON'T know UNIX!

      The correct real-world answer is: "Who cares? Disk is cheap!"

    32. Re:write on your resume by ebh · · Score: 1

      You guys unzip, I'll get the ruler.

    33. Re:write on your resume by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0
      the bash executable will notice this and pretend to be the born shell
      ITYM br0n shell.
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    34. Re:write on your resume by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, I always prefer blank checks to written ones ;-)

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    35. Re:write on your resume by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      what would you say to someone who says you:

        mv $file /dev/null

      ??

    36. Re:write on your resume by heychris · · Score: 1
      I read somewhere the following about being a Systems Admin:

      Systems Administation is about knowing what you know, knowing what you don't know and figuring out how to know what you don't know. ....or something like that.

      I believe that is the Donald Rumsfeld "known unknowns" school of SysAdmin.

    37. Re:write on your resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a similar experience. It was a web development job; they handed me a pretty specific spec (web forms and CRUD on a toy database), and told me to implement it. The computer they gave me was a Windows machine running IIS and Perl; they knew that was not something I claimed any experience in, but they told me they wouldn't hold that against me. They also told me that I could install any software I wanted on the box; they didn't care what editors their software developers used.

      Ten minutes to get NTEmacs on the box, because Notepad was inadequate for a script of a couple hundred lines. About an hour to get the script written (including debugging - these are not linear steps). About an hour and a quarter to figure out enough about IIS to make it work. I figured that my troubles with IIS had deep-sixed any chances I had.

      But then I found out that not only was I the only person in this particular round of interviews to succeed, I was the only candidate who had ever been given this test who had finished it in less than 8 hours. And then they offered me a salary of $27,000 (in Massachusetts) to work there. Those two data points told me all I needed to know about the company.

      (For the record: I have a college degree with a double major in music and computer science, and no further certifications.)

    38. Re:write on your resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I get it! -Bash- is bloated! Jeez, it only took two days. Ha Ha!

    39. Re:write on your resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so if your net was down and you needed to do some research you would sit in your office/cube and think of every solution that could be possible? hmmm. that speaks volumes about you.

      i would grab a laptop and jet to the closest wireless AP and phone in to someone on site if necessary. instead of taking the limitations to doing your job as a given, you cold expend a little energy to alleviate some of them and work more efficiently. that is critical thinking.

  2. slashdot summary is just plain wrong by yagu · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is nothing in the article stating IT certifications are hurting careers. To summarize the real article:

    • some certifications have lost value in the market (MCDST, CISA, NCDE, MCNE, CNA)
    • some certifications have gained value (SCNP, CISM, MCT)
    • companies are also beginning to pay closer attention to skills rather than certifications.
    • 14 certifications have grown in value, showing an 11 percent or higher growth over the last year (directly contradicting the slashdot article thesis)

    I personally think certification is bullhockey, but I don't necessarily hold that someone has a certification against them. Doing so (subtracting value for certification) would be akin to disrespecting someone for having a college degree, and that doesn't make sense.

    So, if you have certs, it isn't going to hurt you. What will hurt you is not having skills companies are looking for (unfortunately, the article is really a little thin on what those skills are. The article does list some very broad categories that are "growing" (whatever that means): Applications Development/Programming Languages, Project Management, Training, Webmaster and Security).

    Bottom line, as it probably should be, you're going to get evaluated and paid for performance, not pieces of paper.

    1. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      The downward trend some certs have seen is likely just a question of supply and demand.

      For instance, Microsoft/Allies tend to publicize their certs heavily on the radio (citing $$$ and numerous career opportunities) and thus get more members of the general public into that career. Not surprisingly, a small glut in the market occurs.

      However, I also don't see it hurting anyone's career, you just can't rest on your laurels and eventually have to go for something more substantial or that will let you grow (like a college degree or a job with different experience)

    2. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Article summary is extremely misleading.

      I'm trying for some MCSD .NET certification. I'm currently a Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP web developer, but C# web application developers seem to be commanding big salaries in the Seattle area. I'm strongly counting on certification + night classes to help me get my foot in the door.

    3. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by JerLasVegas · · Score: 1

      I just plain agree with you.

    4. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by truthsearch · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Doing so (subtracting value for certification) would be akin to disrespecting someone for having a college degree, and that doesn't make sense.

      That's rediculous. A bachelor degree means 4 years of a wide variety of courses and grades from a variety of professors. It usually takes a large amount of work and intelligence to graduate near the top of a class. College degrees usually give a foundation for a discipline.

      For a few thousand dollars, a few weeks of time, and one test you can get a certification. They mostly teach the specifics of how to perform a set of tasks. Little but memorization is required.

      I give no credit at all to interviewees with certifications. And people with Microsoft certifications I usually won't bother interviewing at all. They come in knowing nothing. I give credit to college degrees and experience.

    5. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Informative


      Not to mention, MCDST is brand new. It's the like easy-cheezy Microsoft cert. The consulting place I used to work wanted me to get a cert every year, but they didn't care which one, and they paid... so... whatever.

      The Microsoft Certified Desktop Support Technician cert is exactly that. It's what you'd want the kid behind the counter at the local pee-cee store to have before he works on your next door neighbor's computer. Like, how Windows XP Home works; how email works; how Office works. That stuff.

      The bonus to the MCDST is that if you're going for your MCSA (refresher: MCP -> MCSA -> MCSE, in order of knowledge and number of tests), you can substitute the Desktop Cert (which is 2 tests) for the "elective" test. The MCSA is Windows XP Pro, Windows 2003 Server, Windows 2003 Server Network Infrastructure, and an elective. The 2 Desktop tests are easier than the options you're given for electives (SUS Server, etc).

      And yes, an MCSA / MCSE is still worth something. People say you can just glance at a book and pass it, but the thing takes 9 tests, some of which are so anal that you do actually have to study, and it helps to have seen it in practice. How many people do you actually know with an up to date MCSE? I know 1. I'm sure on slashdot a lot of people actually have one, or work with a lot of people that have one, but when someone says "Oh, MCSE is a breeze, 10 minutes of studying and I could take it", take them up on it, offer to pay the $100 if they can pass "Exam 70-294: Planning, Implementing, and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Active Directory Infrastructure" or "Exam 70-285: Implementing and Managing Microsoft Exchange Server 2003". I bet you 95 out of 100 can't do it without studying.

      On the other hand, I am glad I'm back to being a Linux admin, where things make sense.

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    6. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Zerbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      unfortunately, the article is really a little thin on what those skills are

      Obviously the most important skill to have is the skill to determine what skills companies look for in potential employees.

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    7. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A bachelor degree means 4 years of a wide variety of courses and grades from a variety of professors.

      Considering the number of deadweight lab partners I had, who couldn't program their way out of a paper bag, but were quite excellent at reading the book and regurgitating for the test the sort of knowledge that is only useful in the context of the actual application which they were incapable of, I myself have little or no faith in a simple degree. A lot of people graduated higher in their class than I did, but most people didn't do four years in two.

      In short, the ability to pass a practical skills test trumps any and all pieces of paper, short of the doctoral level. I'd much rather an excellent programmer with no formal education (not the kind with weird ass logic loops and utterly non-standard syntax...a good one), than someone with a bs BS who can't do anything but wave his diploma around.

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    8. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 3, Informative

      Moral of the story: Experience matters more than certs. This has always been the case.

    9. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Mostly+Harmless · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've run into some problems with people who throw out resumes because of certifications. It's true that many certified people don't really know anything at all, but it's not good to make blanket decisions based on whether or not you're MS certified...

      I, for one, had no certifications three years into being an IT manager for a telecommunications company, and none of our staff was certified either. However, part of the requirements for some business deals we were making at the time called for there to be someone on staff who held certain certs. I hammered out the MCSE, CCNA, and CCNP certs in a couple of months and voila, the deals were made.

      At the time, I figured it couldn't hurt to have those certifications on my resume, especially with my work experience, but I couldn't have been more wrong. I had such a terrible time trying to get as much as an interview until I took the certifications off my resume. After that, I found a job in no time. I think the policy of dismissing resumes because of certifications is silly, but it is telling.

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    10. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I personally think certification is bullhockey, but I don't necessarily hold that someone has a certification against them.

      I do. I won't hold one or two certifications against you as long as they're good ones, but if you give me a resume listing 10 certs it gets the roundfile.

      See, I figure there are two types of people out there: Those to whom computing tasks come naturally and those who have to really work at it to gain a glimmer of understanding. That latter group gets a lot of training and a lot of certifications. They both talk the talk but in a pinch certificate collectors are often unsuccessful at assignments they haven't been specifically trained for. They're usually not the ones I want to hire.

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    11. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by JPriest · · Score: 1
      Yes, but on the flip side I know people who have been to college and have 8 or 10 years experience doing something. They are terrible at what they do but you sure wouldn't be able to guess by looking at their resumes. Some of those same people have spent thousands in classes and years trying to get entry level certifications like A+, Net+, or CCNA. If they can't even swing something as simple as A+ how long do you think it would take them to get good at a new job?

      I don't even spend money on cert classes, I can study for (read a book) most certifications in 2 - 3 weeks. I got 8 certifications last year for a cost of about $2,000 including books (Most of which in a 4 month period of sleep depravation ). It took me 3 days to study for the A+ software exam and I scored almost 20% higher than I needed. I never finished my degree, but I self studied nearly everything in the carricilum in ~4 months. I was able to do this becasue in school I spent only a few hours a week attending classes in my major.

      You can't go to collage and major in competence. The people in my company without degrees started at the bottom and worked their way up vs. just being placed into mid to high level positions due to an impressive résumé. For this reason, nearly all of the worst people I have worked with have had impressive educational credentials.

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    12. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Not all schools are the same. It seems that at my school, most professors made a point out of creating test/lab assignments that were significantly different from the examples in the book.

      I would say the people that graduated with me ranged from smart to brilliant.

      I'm from a very high-ranked CS+E program, though.

      Also, I never would have learned formal logic, set theory, statistics, interdisciplinary engineering skills, and many other EXTREMELY important things if I had skipped out on college.

      And people who didn't go to college and don't think those skills are important are the worst kind if ignorant: not aware of how ignorant they are.

      My point is: Just because your school was a degree-mill doesn't mean every one is. I definitely look for a BS (minimum) when screening for new hires. But I try to take school reputation into account, too.

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    13. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me know which school you went to and I'll be sure to not hire anyone from there without testing them heavily first. Don't generalize your experience at one bad school to the entire higher education system.

    14. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by The+Spoonman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I give no credit at all to interviewees with certifications. And people with Microsoft certifications I usually won't bother interviewing at all. They come in knowing nothing. I give credit to college degrees and experience.

      Then you're going to end up tossing out a lot of qualified people just to prove a point. I carry certifications, but they're not for the hiring manager. In the last couple of years, I haven't talked to many companies that didn't at least do first-level screenings through their HR departments. These people have no idea what's valuable in an IT job, so they have a simple checklist given to them. The problem is, these checklists have become the basis for ALL applicants, regardless of experience. Unless you match that checklist perfectly, you don't even get to talk to someone who knows or understands what you need to know.

      My resume documents 20 years of experience in a wide range of technologies and industries, with millions of dollars of savings to companies calculated and clearly laid out. When I lost my job a few years back, I spent months completely unable to get even a phone interview. I decided to make best use of my time and get a couple of those stupid-ass certs, in the hopes that it would provide more opportunities. I took all of the tests and passed them on the first try with very little preparation (I took practice tests to ensure I wasn't going to be tripped up on "wording", a problem I learned years ago when I worked with a trainer who explained the problems in cert testing). I was then fighting to keep up with the calls and got to pick and choose where I went next to work. The only change I made was the addition of a few letters at the very top of the first page (MCSE, RHCE, CCA, etc).

      Oh, and I don't have a degree, either. I started, but decided quickly that spending $100,000 and four years so I could take 8 classes that were loosely connected to my field from five years prior was a significant waste of time, effort and money. That's a decision I have never regretted. Sure, I've been passed over for jobs because I didn't have one (for the same reasons you pass over certed people), but I can live with that. Regardless of the type of paper a person has, that paper does nothing to prove they know what they're doing and some people just get it to get past the twits who can't see anything past it.

      Does that mean people with certs are going to be (more) qualified? Hardly. When people ask me about my certs I tell them the same thing each time: "I place more value on the napkin I used at lunch than the certs I have buried in the bottom of one of my filing cabinets. THAT piece of paper provided me with real, tangible, immediate benefit and didn't cost me a few hundred dollars." You really should start actually looking at the resumes and calling references. Otherwise you're no better than the HR drones; incapable of making a real decision based on facts.

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    15. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like certs...cause we ALL know that the minimum requirements to run W2K Pro are a Pentium 75Mhz with 300MB of HDD and 64MB of RAM (..if all you want to do is play Solitare.)

      That's why when I learned the "right" answer on MSCE was the one that sold more copies of Windows I kind of decided it would an incredible waste of my time and resources to GET certified..and then KEEP getting certified..kind of like MAFIA protection I suppose.

    16. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      Experience matters more than certs. This has always been the case.

      Experience isn't what matters. What one learns from experience is what matters.

      What matters is understanding, and the ability to use that understanding to solve problems.

      Understanding is different from knowledge, though knowledge is required for understanding. And knowledge is different than experience, though often the most useful knowledge is gained through experience.

      There are plenty of people with lots of experience but little understanding. There are comparatively few people who truly understand how and why things work, independent of how much experience they have.

      Understanding and the ability to use it are so fundamentally important that it's impressive how many people don't look for it. But then, those same people lack, well, understanding...so it's not surprising.

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    17. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2
      I had such a terrible time trying to get as much as an interview until I took the certifications off my resume

      That, my friend, is a very useful observation.

      I've been in IT since 1970, writing thousands of lines of 3GL code and script to do what a one or two liner can do now. Half way or so between then and now I thought -- networks, better get a cert. Got the MCSE several years after dumping VMS godhood for bunny NT 3.1 and Exchange TR0, because I thought I needed it. Got one or two new facts from the study (not many) and a couple of insights into DNS. Useful in a minor way, but expensive - (shrug) cost of doing business.

      But there was a long contract drought when I put the MCSE up there at the top, and now that you mention it things have looked up rather a lot since I started burying it below the experience in small print amongst the other quals.

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    18. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Xeriar · · Score: 1

      Let me know which school you went to and I'll be sure to not hire anyone from there without testing them heavily first. Don't generalize your experience at one bad school to the entire higher education system.

      I'm aware of this type of phenomenon occurring at just about every major, otherwise reputable school. If anything you would measure its quality by the number of students that got away with it.

    19. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...but I self studied nearly everything in the carricilum in ~4 months.
      ...You can't go to collage and major in competence.


      But you do learn how to spell, among other things...


      Honestly, if you think you learned everything in 4 months, more power to you, but to alot of people, the point of college is to learn how to think right, and work in groups. You may have the knowlege gained in college, but the wisdom from working with other people, from following a pattern that may feel really slow, from dealing with all that crap everyone complains about, but must be done.

    20. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by masdog · · Score: 1

      They mostly teach the specifics of how to perform a set of tasks. Little but memorization is required.

      Sounds like some of the IT classes that I took while going for my bachelor's degree.

    21. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "In short, the ability to pass a practical skills test trumps any and all pieces of paper"

      That automatically assumes the employer knows how to conduct such a test. I did my degree in the 80's, 160 people started the course with me and 12 stayed all the way through to the end. If you can't handle "deadweight partners" at university how the hell do you cope with the PHB's, slackers and wannabe's that permeate the corporate world.

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    22. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      If you get downsized or outsouced it wont matter if you have no degree.

      You will simply be out of the IT market without the magical piece of paper. In this day and age HR is flooded with hundreds of applicants and a high GPA is very important for the first 2 jobs. After that its about yoru experience and where you went to school.

      At least this is what I see but HR and not IT managers typically make the filtering on who gets interviewed.

    23. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I did both the A+ and MCSE route rather than go to college and boy do I regret it.

      I only have minimal wage jobs because they dont count as a real degree and I can't gain experience without a job and turns into a catch22.

      The best thing you can do is get a degree. WIth that then someone will hire you to see if you are up to it. Without it, HR will filter you out faster then you can say highschool dropout. Certifications are useless.

    24. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder why all these people that claim to be looking for qualified people are so against stating how to contact them to apply.

    25. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently changed jobs here in Canada, gained a 20% raise and went to a more stable position. I've always worked for certifications since college degree is a bit steep in price. I spent initially a year before finding my last job; working odd jobs until I worked here as a temp and the IT dept took me in seeing my skills.

      Now for years at this place, I refused to move thinking finding another job is simply tough. Company's economy made my job real unstable and I started looking. I had gained a few certs in the process, but it was the ERP system, which is commonly used in NE America, that landed me my current job. During this time I realized how valuable that ERP skill is; I continued to have 2 employers call me until I told them I've found something. Last week I sent an email to a post at workopolis, and had a voicemail from them the same day. I never know some markets were running so well, some skills are in such big demand provided you've spent a few years already with it. Dont ask me the name of the ERP system or the skills since my point is quite general (and I HATE imposters taking the market).

      Get your college degree, get the MCSE, CCNA and a few others, dress great and start looking around. You wont be able to pay your rent, at least initially. Yet I've seen some make it real big quite young because they were at the right place at the right time. Doesnt mean you should jump on D# as soon as Microsoft releases the specs, but do keep the whole market in perspective (how many linux driver programmers do you know, now how many companies producing hardware for linux compatibility do you know?). If you're getting stuck with old technology, it might pay to be stuck with REAL old technology, like AS/400 RPG and mainframes. I think I'll stick to the major ERP systems.

    26. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by mnmn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh certs do have a use. They are worth something, but not the ones you and I have.

      I got the MCSE NT4 years ago and it was easy. I mean REAL easy. MCSE2003 is not and is in demand.

      Ask any CCIE+CISSP the worth of certs, even better, ask them their income. Especially the highschool dropout ones.

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    27. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      If the school you went to turns out nothing but stellar workers as a matter of course, let me know which school you went to and I'll be sure to hire anyone from there without testing them heavily first. Don't generalize your experience at one excellent school to the entire higher education system

      The fact is that a University degree means that you're good at going to university. Nothing more, nothing less.

    28. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was ranked in the top 25 when I was there. My senior project is still in the top ten for longest and most complicated things I've ever coded, and I've been in the field for almost a decade. Four people were on my programming team for the final project. Two of them were in another core class with me, and made every effort to mooch my code for both classes. First project for the second class I got the third highest grade in my section of 250...It was a 58. Class average? 6. 300 level class.

      But, by all means, go on believing that it's just an isolated incident, and that nearly all people with a CS BS are top notch programmers. Experience tells me that most people who come out of school are mediocre coders at best, simply because of lack of experience...Apparently in your world, that's not the case...I can only assume you work in HR.

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    29. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by arivanov · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      I read the article and it roughly corresponds to my observations. Some certs have gained value, some have lost. The CC** family has clearly gained value to an extent which is disproportionate to their intrinsic value and IMO is bad for the industry. People in networking no longer try to think original and try to improve their skills on their own as it does not give them any career progression. They coerce their employer to subsidise their climb on the certification ladder instead.

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    30. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      I've met a lot people that chased cert after cert who can regurgitate software commands in their sleep, but who lack the ability to think abstractly and apply logic to scenarios outside their immediate comfort zone. And the flipside is that I've seen many people shmooze and sleepwalk through degree programs, graduate, then do a complete core dump the moment they get that paper. It can be really frustrating either way.

      I still prefer degree programs though. Degrees don't directly equate to excellent programmer, true. Most of my degrees have nothing to do with programming, but I feel that many of those "other" courses I took enabled me to approach programming problems from different perspectives, a vice versa. I'd still like to see every university replace undergrad foreign language requirements with a programming language requirement.

    31. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by JPriest · · Score: 1
      Fist, the typo in "curriculum" only proves I didn't need to spell check my post.

      Second, people always point out the "teamwork" aspects of school as a reason people should hire degrees, but having completed all but 2 semesters of my degree I call BS. I just don't think it is something very easy to teach. I am pretty sure I learned more about it during the 6 years I was in the military or the 5 years I have been in my profession than I did while I was in school.

      Either way, as I have previously said about certifications, if you can't beat 'em join 'em. Nearly all the jobs I have found interesting require the degree and I have the time now to complete it, so I am going back to school next semester. Maybe by this time next year I will be selling companies on my awesome teamwork skills my degree is proof of.

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    32. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by cobbaut · · Score: 1

      And yes, an MCSA / MCSE is still worth something. People say you can just glance at a book and pass it, but the thing takes 9 tests, some of which are so anal that you do actually have to study, and it helps to have seen it in practice.

      It takes only seven tests, not nine: http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/mcse/windows 2003/

      Being MCSE on NT4, it took me only two tests to become MCSE2000 and two more for MCSE2003.

      How many people do you actually know with an up to date MCSE?
      About twenty people, (but i work freelance for different Microsoft training centers).

      I know 1. I'm sure on slashdot a lot of people actually have one, or work with a lot of people that have one, but when someone says "Oh, MCSE is a breeze, 10 minutes of studying and I could take it", take them up on it, offer to pay the $100 if they can pass "Exam 70-294: Planning, Implementing, and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Active Directory Infrastructure" or "Exam 70-285: Implementing and Managing Microsoft Exchange Server 2003". I bet you 95 out of 100 can't do it without studying.

      Yes you can, it takes at most an hour to study a braindump. I took 15 Microsoft exams, and never failed ( http://www.cobbaut.be/cobbaut.php?blad=cv ).

      On the other hand, I am glad I'm back to being a Linux admin, where things make sense.
      Same here! At least with Linux and Solaris stuff just works!

      cheers,
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    33. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Bravo.

      Same here! At least with Linux and Solaris stuff just works!

      At least with Linux, stuff just works. At least with Solaris stuff GODDAMNIT SUN WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE works.

      Corrected that for you. =)

      Sun... yeah. There's nothing like the warm embrace of Sparc heavy hardware and Solaris. It's bulletproof. But... it's convoluted and impersonal. It's like a Calculus professor - it does exactly what it's supposed to do, but it doesn't go out of its way to be friendly about it.

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    34. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by cobbaut · · Score: 1

      At least with Solaris stuff GODDAMNIT SUN WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE works

      Sun has invented a lot of stuff that we use on linux today!

      Sun... yeah. There's nothing like the warm embrace of Sparc heavy hardware and Solaris. It's bulletproof. But... it's convoluted and impersonal. It's like a Calculus professor - it does exactly what it's supposed to do, but it doesn't go out of its way to be friendly about it.

      docs.sun.com is not so bad, at least Sun has correct and complete docs. Compare that to Microsoft Official Curriculum or MS Technet, both contain really big errors!

      cheers,
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    35. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Yea, where I went it was even worse than that. We only got theory in class. There was zero practical stuff. The thought was, languages come and go, but the theory remains the same.

      Then we'd have TA labs where they'd go over programming problems.

      The problem arose because of the disconnect between the two. The exams were strictly theory, and the labs were strictly practical. You might get a couple of points deducted for sloppy code, but if it worked with a reasonable level of efficiency you always got an A...Mind you, if you could program it was easy to get an A, because the number of people who couldn't program was pretty high, and the assignment grades were curved.

      I was in Operating Systems design and Principles of Programming Languages at the same time...The projects for the classes were due on Thursday and Friday respectively, and you had one project every two weeks. Things were pretty hairy, I'll tell you.

      The first week, I had two of my lab partners in OSD offer to give me their code for PPL if I did their share of OSD. I accepted, mainly because OSD was just about that hard, and the PPL project was tedious C. I did my part, and they gave me their code.

      I went home that night and tried to get their code to work. No luck. Ended up rewriting it from scratch and turning it in on Tuesday for a 40% reduction in grade, which ticked me off to no end. I got a 58 out of 100. One of my OSD lab partners came up to me after the grades had been passed out and asked me what I got, and I, still at this point falsely assuming that they'd screwed me, said "58" with a certain amount of vindictive scorn.

      He then immediately and shamelessly started complaining that I hadn't given him my code for the project because he only got a fricking 5. Me and the other competent guy ended up ditching the other two.

      I agree, to a degree, about degrees. I can easily tell the difference between a programmer who has formal training and a programmer who hasn't had formal training. On the other hand, I got my logic and math from the Philosophy program I went through before I got my CS degree, and I did pretty well in the field before the bomb hit and I decided to go get the official degree, so I have a softspot for people who came to CS through non-standard channels.

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    36. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by JoeZeppy · · Score: 1
      1. I'm sure on slashdot a lot of people actually have one, or work with a lot of people that have one, but when someone says "Oh, MCSE is a breeze, 10 minutes of studying and I could take it", take them up on it, offer to pay the $100 if they can pass "Exam 70-294: Planning, Implementing, and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Active Directory Infrastructure" or "Exam 70-285: Implementing and Managing Microsoft Exchange Server 2003". I bet you 95 out of 100 can't do it without studying.

      Yes you can, it takes at most an hour to study a braindump. I took 15 Microsoft exams, and never failed ( http://www.cobbaut.be/cobbaut.php?blad=cv ).

      But you know, no one ever actually points out that that is called CHEATING.

      If you actually study the material, as I did, and take the tests honestly, they aren't that easy. And as an added bonus, you atually learn something. They aren't terribly difficult, if you have the real world experience, but certainly not a breeze.

      It's unfortunate that a cert is meaningless because so many people are able to pass without working at it, but if you are honest with yourself and study, it at least gives you a baseline and a direction as to what a company thinks is the important concepts of their software that you should know.

      That then should give you the ability to talk intelligently at the interview about the software. If the interviewer can't weed out the cheaters then they shouldn't be hiring people. You could probably do it over the phone, before you even bring someone in.

    37. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      people are so against stating how to contact them to apply

      Well, you click on my web page link and you get my postal address, phone number and email address. Consider it another weedout factor, just like the certs: If you don't think to click on my link then no job for you.

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    38. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Apologies for combining these quotes, AC 20-minute limit and all.

      Considering the number of deadweight lab partners I had, who couldn't program their way out of a paper bag


      You and me both. I took a 2-semester Software Engineering course, 400 level, and I was absolutely shocked to be the only one on my team who could do C++ (let alone MFC - my attempts to help resulted in alot of blank stares and untouched code). We had one other guy who was OK in Java, which is what we ended up redoing the project in halfway through. That really cheesed me at the time because:

      1. We all were supposed to have had a 200 level C++ course, which included some MFC.
      2. The Java guy had a tenuous grasp on Swing IMO. While I won't hold that against him, because I didn't get AWT and never bothered with Swing, it just bugs me that nobody would even try anything with working MFC.
      3. The rest of the group might as well have never seen Java, in spite of OOP, Data Structures, and at least one other core 100/200 level course being taught in Java.

      4. Our final project was garbage, absolute garbage. Their classes didn't compile, so I had to convert those in addition to my own. Where I was able to string MFC together semi-competently (graphics escaped me - long story), none of the Swing components worked together at all (or, incidentally, used any of our/my classes). It was essentially three seperate programs, each with one menu and a handful of buttons that incremented or decremented values, and two standalone AVIs.

      This was supposed to be a spelling game, by the way, and not a line of string manipulation could be found. Maybe they expected me to do that too, who knows? I know the Java guy was in web development last I heard, sometimes I wonder where the rest of the class is.

      Two of them were in another core class with me, and made every effort to mooch my code for both classes.


      The amount of code "sharing" was ridiculous. I remember the last semester, I had taken some MIS course to fill a hole in my schedule before graduation. Visual C++ 1.5 and simple command line routines (print 1-100 with a loop, read a string and reverse it, etc). Blew through that course with a lower grade than expected, though, because I wrote programs like a CS major (all 40 homework programs the night before, longer or more complex because of error checking, etc) and probably overwhelmed the professor.

      So I graduate and of all surprises, a friend of mine who'd moved from physics to CS to MIS comes calling asking for help with this. Let me tell you, with my coding style, if he handed those programs in and got away with it, then all the "we don't tolerate plagerism/theft" is nothing but hot air.

      You know, when I was looking for work, I was really angry at people turning me away for lack of experience. It's still wrong, because it shuts out alot of capable people, but posts like this make me look back and consider that maybe it's not _all_ HR idiocy at work.
    39. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      A degree without experience is actually worse. They expect to pay you more because you have a degree, but without experience, you're no more capable of doing the job. Certifications may factor into HR checklists for keeping resumes, but they don't pay more just because you are certified by Smilin' Joes BBQ and IT Certification Cafe.

      The best thing you can do is get experience. There are plenty of jobs for someone who is really interested in doing something, has some background, and is willing to be paid poorly. Most people start at the crappy jobs and work their way up. I'm sure there are people who get a degree and get a $50k starting salary. That's not how it works for most people in the real world. I don't know how the job market is now, but last I looked in 2003, there were a lot of people who were underemployed. That's someone who has a lot of experience taking a job that doesn't require their skill level because the person needs a job and the company gets a more experienced person for less money.

    40. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      It's not convoluted if you've been around since the dawn of time. It makes sense if you've seen the evolution. You don't want to know what it was like in the bad old days.

      I consider impersonal to be a good thing. I like my computers to do their thing consistently once they're set up. The idea of a computer that works 80% of the time, but will give me a hug whenever I want one just seems wrong.

      Though, I think Unix is friendly. It does exactly what I ask of it, no questions asked. If I'm telling it to do the wrong thing and it does it, is it really fair for me to get mad at the computer for being cooperative?

    41. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      "Computer Science" is in a world-wide state of identity crisis. Half the people want it to be a real science, and half want it to be programming training. All schools face this disconnect between professors, I think.

      My advice to new students wanting to get into programming would be to find a reputable engineering school with a "software engineering" major.

      This isn't very common, yet, so a "computer science" degree has to make due in most cases. But a CS degree only gives you half of what you need to be good at producing software. You have to take personal initiative to get the other half. A CS grad has to prove himself to me more than an engineering grad would. They could have equal skills, but the CS guy didn't get all the skills he needs at school.

      Sorry bout your dumb lab partners. Don't cheat!

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    42. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Also, my profs graded more on documentation than comments, in some cases.

      If your documentation layed out the proper structure for good code, they knew you 'got it.'

      In fact, in many of my classes, they let us pick what languages we used to do the labs. The conceptual part mattered more. And the highest-level comments in code should be the same regardless of language.

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    43. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      In a resume, you have limited space to convey the most useful information to someone. If you believe your certifications are high on that list, it can be interpreted as a negative. That's probably how they're looking at it when they toss resumes listing certifications.

      I've been doing system administration on Sun's since 1992. This year I got some Sun certifications because they're needed by a Sun reseller I'm contracting with. I'm not going to put them on my resume because I'd rather talk about my experience than my certifications. If someone requires the certifications, I'll mention them. Otherwise, I'd rather focus on what I can do for them.

    44. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Yea, the "don't cheat" lesson was well learned. The best programmer in my year actually got brought up on charges once, because about 10 peoples programs turned out to be "too similar" to his.

      The OS design project was 50/50 on design documents and code; deadweight didn't even do well at that.

      =P

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    45. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I would be willing to work at 20k at this point or even 10/hr if I am doing computer repair. Thanks for the advice.

      I just want something little anyway til I get my degree then work for those 50k a year jobs after 3 to 4 years experience.

    46. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by fourtyfive · · Score: 1

      Having taken some of these tests, I can totally agree with you... The problem is, you dont have to be GOOD at what you do to get the tests, you just have to be good at memorizing, good at studying. Having an MCSE in no way means you have the knowledge anymore, or that you'd be good in any way at troubleshooting or systems administration.

    47. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1
      In the last couple of years, I haven't talked to many companies that didn't at least do first-level screenings through their HR departments. These people have no idea what's valuable in an IT job, so they have a simple checklist given to them. The problem is, these checklists have become the basis for ALL applicants, regardless of experience. Unless you match that checklist perfectly, you don't even get to talk to someone who knows or understands what you need to know.

      Which is why departments should do their own recruiting.

    48. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      Which is why departments should do their own recruiting.

      Not disagreeing with you there, but you think that's going to change just because it's the right way to do things? Since that's not going to change, managers need to start listing out a set of skills to look for, rather than paper. Get the HR departments to start finding the right people, rather than the right letter combinations.

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    49. Re:slashdot summary is just plain wrong by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Yes managers should do that; lately I've just lost all confidence in our HR department to locate candidates. We are looking to hire another developer or two for the WebSphere commerce and portal platforms. HR's recruiting attempts consisted of posting a job listing (provided by my dept.) with an inappropriate title of "Web Developer", resulting in a ton of resumes from graphic artists, on a single website. As weeks, then months have gone by and HR has not located a single qualified applicant, I've had to ask HR to (a) post the job to more than one website, (b) call computer science departments at local universities and (c) post the job on WebSphere related newsgroups.

  3. Opinions, all of them by blunte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some companies like people with certs. Some don't.

    Some companies like people with advanced degrees. Some don't.

    Some companies like people in suits. Some don't.

    Do what you want, be how you want, and network. That's how you get a job (and more likely how you get one that you'll fit into).

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    1. Re:Opinions, all of them by doti · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      And companies that like those things are the very ones I try to avoid, with their boring bureoucratic database applications and websites.

      But there are exceptions enough for me to make a living, until now I was able to find jobs involving more interesting stuff like scientific simulation and visualization, working with custom hardware and writing low-level stuff to interface with them, games and multimedia stuff, etc.

      Since I started programming in '92 here in Rio, I never had to go find a job. They came at me, mostly indicated by friends (like blunte said). None of them ever asked me for certifications, nor degree or suit. They were interested only in getting the thing done and working.

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    2. Re:Opinions, all of them by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      Some companies like people in suits. Some don't.

      I happen to like 'em out of it.

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  4. Someone tell this to HR. by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't know about the rest of the Slashdotters here, but I still see lots of job postings that ask for the alphabet soup of certifications. Now though, as opposed to around the time of the Dot Com boom, I see lots of "certifications requested" or "certifications a plus" rather than "certification required".

    1. Re:Someone tell this to HR. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      Agreed, though I do notice that the acronym "CNA" seems to be more popular in the Nursing section of the want ads than the Comptuers/Technical section.

      I guess it's all about what they want (which changes over time anyway, fads permitting).

      /P

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    2. Re:Someone tell this to HR. by BigChiefMunkey · · Score: 0

      No doubt. I know it is HR trying to sound legit and (hopefully) weed out some ill-suited candidates, but it certainly would be nice if they understood that it does not mean the person is competent in that piece of software at all.

      As for the 'required' bit - it is always a source of hilarity for me personally. Like when I graduated in 2k and I saw job postings for "REQUIRED 10+ years in Java/J2EE". heh.

      -bw

    3. Re:Someone tell this to HR. by Firehed · · Score: 3, Funny

      I suppose that explains it being absolutely impossible to google stuff about routers as in woodworking tools. Even if you specify woodworking tool, you'll end up getting some case mod where the person used a coping saw and put a router right into the case.

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    4. Re:Someone tell this to HR. by IgLou · · Score: 1

      You've go my vote! ... requiring certifications in a field where you have expertise is annoying. My years in the field are worth plenty and I can't stand this move towards hiring people with the alphabet soup on their resumes. Mind you I also can't stand job postings that list skills that aren't directly relavent to the job but they'll still ignore your resume if you don't have 2+ years of experience with it!

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    5. Re:Someone tell this to HR. by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      I can recall ads for "10 or more years of JAVA experience. . . .in 2002.

      I RESPONDED to an ad that asked for 5 or more years of Windows 2000 experience. . .in 2001.

      And managed to bullshit my way past the HR goons, and talk to the hiring manager, who did end up hiring me . . . .

    6. Re:Someone tell this to HR. by tb3 · · Score: 1

      But really, why would you want to work for such a screwed-up company?

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    7. Re:Someone tell this to HR. by Salgak1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was a fairly neat project. Location was good, pay was good, fringes were excellent.

      The only real downside was the entire HR section was severely cranial-rectal inverted. . .

    8. Re:Someone tell this to HR. by tb3 · · Score: 1

      I dunno; when I see ads like that I'm immediately put off. I saw one today; crappy hourly rate, they tell you how many hours the project will take, and it was a web development company whose homepage made the W3C validator throw 61 errors. I'll pass.

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  5. Great... by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now what? All the new bloods have to wait until all the experienced folk die off before they can get a shot at the industry?

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    1. Re:Great... by Serapth · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... or maybe the problem is you type your resume in that font.

    2. Re:Great... by mind_of_delusion · · Score: 1

      No ! they only need to be 20-22, 8 years of ingeneering school, 15 years of industrial background on a similar job ... and to be payed in peanuts, of course :D I'm kidding with, but it make me sick ...

    3. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely.

      Now go back to serving fries while we have our careers in peace. :D

      j/k

    4. Re:Great... by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know! I hear that the spelling classes in ingeneering schools are brutal!

    5. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and what's wrong with that font? The Diablo 40 was a mark of distinction 30 years ago and, by cracky, I ain't changing now!

    6. Re:Great... by oldgeezer1954 · · Score: 1

      Yes:) We gave birth to you, raised you, educated you. Now it's payback. But hold in there I'm out of the workforce in three more.

      Besides who else are ya gonna borrow a few hundred from when you partied way too hard last week and can't meet this months rent?;)

    7. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's using a typewriter and scanning in the pages, you insensitive clod!

    8. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he gets a new ribbon for the dot-matrix that he prints with it will be as presentable as the best

  6. Growth by foundme · · Score: 2

    pay premiums for non-certified IT skills grew three times faster than for certified ones

    What I would like to know is, does this growth mean non-certified employees are getting paid MORE than certified ones.

    If non-certs start with low pay, then it is just natural that they will get a bigger pay rise once they have proven themselves.

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    1. Re:Growth by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, and if you read the article it doesn't really say that certification is hurting anyone, just that they're not worth as much as they once were.

      I suppose if you factor in the opportunity cost of getting a certification (versus doing something else with that time that's more "real world" experience) maybe it could be thought of as 'hurting' you, but I didn't see any indication that people are paying less for certified employees than uncertified ones. They're just not paying more.

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    2. Re:Growth by GmAz · · Score: 1

      There is a small flaw there though. Some employers love to hire people who aren't certified so they can pay them less. Then they want you to get certified but when you do, and ask about a raise, they say no.

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    3. Re:Growth by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      My local radio station plays Microsoft Certification ads all the time.

      It's interesting to hear the avg $$$ value they quote change every so often.

      It used to say ~$60,000, but most recently, they don't actually quote a number at all.

      The ad goes: "The avg Microsoft Certified (whatever) makes [Insert sound of screeching tires]. You haven't signed up for your Microsoft Certification yet?!"

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    4. Re:Growth by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      "versus doing something else with that time that's more "real world" experience"

      I dunno... when I was told at a previous job that I'd have to actually get an MCSE, I actually sat down and tinkered with NT 4 -- and later Win2k -- on my own time at home on a spare set of boxes. I must say that doing so actually gave me a lot more experience than I would've otherwise bothered with getting in a Windows server environment. It also provided me with a lot of solid and verifyable technical reasons for recommending *nix over Windows for most implmentations.

      /P

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    5. Re:Growth by mashade · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, where are you located?

      Here in Fairfax, VA, they play that advertisement all the time. It's driving me nuts. And you're right. They used to quote percentages of increase and actual salaries -- no longer. I wonder what that implies?

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    6. Re:Growth by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I'm in Ohio and I hear it constantly too.

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    7. Re:Growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, getting a cert "forces" you to learn about libraries you wouldn't otherwise have even known about. Then when the time comes to use em, you know just where to look.

  7. Who does these studies by punkr0x · · Score: 3, Insightful
    pay premiums for non-certified IT skills grew three times faster than for certified ones in a six-month period spanning 2005-2006.

    That could indicate that certifications are less important to these companies... if they were all getting paid the same salary at the beginning of the six month period. But since we don't have that information, this study is pretty much worthless...

    "This is a clear indication that employers are not placing the same emphasis on certification that they once did.

    I wish I got paid to make ridiculous statements...

  8. In other words by reldruH · · Score: 1

    employers have figured out that trusting somebody else's opinion of what somebody is or isn't capable of might not be the best measure of their actual abilities? Being able to pass a test on how to do something isn't the same as actually being able to do it in a work environment; it's often much more important to look at somebody's experience to see if they're capable of doing the job you want to give them. I just hope that IT companies aren't just realizing this. This fact shouldn't have to be re-learned in every industry.

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  9. Depends by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

    Like all silly blanket statements, this one boils down to the type of certification you're talking about. Some are just tests.. Some actually require you to do something.

    Certifications will certainly not hurt you. Some may not do you any good, but none of them are harmful.

  10. but seriously by BigChiefMunkey · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I really would tend to agree with this. I graduated in 2k right before the bubble burst. Flying high doing the consulting gig, had a grand time. But I never understood the need for certification - my old company pimped several that they wanted to push (siebel, etc.) but I pushed back. Seemed like a waste of my time. I preferred (and still prefer) to let my skills do the talking instead of jacking around taking some prefab test that any monkey could study for and pass. ymmv. (btw, sorry for the FP. seriously, my first evar. promise i won't do it again. heh.) -BCM aka brian welch

    1. Re:but seriously by BigChiefMunkey · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Man. You aren't kidding - figured "just one" wouldn't kill me. Guess some people decide to not read the ol' mod guidelines and focus on modding up not down. heh. Oh well, what's a little bad karma between /.ers.

      Back on topic - maybe it is because I am in the wrong field. If I was in IT or something focused in hardware or networking, I can see folks getting all uptight about getting your CCNA, etc.

      But software "certifications"? Meh. Resume fodder at best, and to be honest I usually start passing up resumes when they are full of these things. Sounds more like "I'm making up for a lack of skill so I weaselled into a lot of training at my previous employer's expense to make myself look better" to me.

      -bw

    2. Re:but seriously by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's best to stay away from controversial companies like Disney. However, if Steve Jobs becomes CEO at some point, the Slashdot will love the company fervently.

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    3. Re:but seriously by EZLeeAmused · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But having a certification doesn't automatically mean that you are incompetent. Better to have the certification (of admittedly dubious value). There are companies out there that make their first cut on resume searching using keyword searches. If you don't have "MCSD" in your resume, the HR department won't even pass your resume on to someone who can reasonably evaluate your other, more pertinent qualifications.

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    4. Re:but seriously by djlowe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "But I never understood the need for certification"

      Sometimes, certification isn't for you - it's for your employer, and their customers. Unfair as it may appear to you, it establishes a baseline, one which I'm sure you far surpass.

      "I preferred (and still prefer) to let my skills do the talking instead of jacking around taking some prefab test that any monkey could study for and pass."

      No offense, but, if you're as good as you think, then certainly you should be able to pass some "prefab tests that any monkey could study for and pass"? And, I'm sure your company would be pleased not to have to pay to send you for training, but simply pay for those tests you can pass simply because you're so good?

      If you're self-employed, then, not only do you get a certification, but, the costs are a tax write-off, too.

      Just a thought: Why not try? Certainly, if some monkey can pass them, you should be able to as well.

      There's only one way to find out :) Then, not only can your skills do the talking, but you can claim certification, on top of that, too, which can only be a plus for you.

      You graduated in 2000, yet you're so uber skilled that you don't think you need to be certified?

      Hell, I've been doing computer service for over 20 years, I GREW UP with the PC industry [1], learned it as I went as did many others of my generation, and I STILL take tests, mostly to re-certify, and am often surprised by what I don't know, as I tend to take them cold since I rarely have time now to study (and, I like to see what I've learned, by experience, and compare that to what I don't know, against what they're testing for.. and many times, I learn new things that way, which I always enjoy).

      Regards,

      dj

      [1] Started as a technician, in 1986, doing field service for a local PC sales and service company. Installed my first PC-based LAN in 1987. Server was an IBM PC-AT, 8 Mhz (the "fast" one, *grin*). Had a Seagate ST-4096 80 MB MFM drive, and we had to replace the BIOS on the motherboard, with EPROMS whose drive table we'd altered to support the drive natively, as IBM didn't support it... there wasn't such a thing as user-settable hard drive parameters back then.

      Oh, and the NOS was NetWare 286, v2.0a. Compiled it myself, from copies of the masters... and does anyone besides me remember COMPSURF? *grin*

      Ethernet was 'way too expensive back back then for our customers (small-medium sized companies)... we used ARCNET, running on coax... and while it was "only" 2.5 Mbps, it was token-based, and scaled well as node population per segment increased... unlike Ethernet, at that time, which didn't have switches available to mitigate collisions.

      Now, of course, everyone calls Ethernet switches "hubs", even though they aren't... and we all ignore the performance loss that results from a collision-based topology, 'cause the hardware handles it, pretty much transparently now... except when it doesn't.

      But, I'd be willing to bet, that as network speeds scale, eventually, collision-based Ethernet will be replaced with something that is non-collision based - probably token-passing based... but, it'll probably still be called "Ethernet", so as to placate the masses.

      However, I'm wandering now.

      Guess the last thing I'd say is this: If you're so good, go get certified... costs you nothing to do so, really.

      And, it proves that you're at least as good as those that just passed :)

      Me, I had the EXACT same attitude as you, back in 1992... I'd already been doing NetWare network installs for over 5 years by that point... why should I get certified?

      Well, my boss wanted to become a Novell Reseller... and, that meant that someone had to get certified.

      So, I did: He was cheap, and wouldn't pay for training... so, I just went and took the tests. They weren't offered in our city, so, I had to drive an hour and a half to where they were available... and, since I was the head tech, I couldn't stay away l

    5. Re:but seriously by BigChiefMunkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Of course, there's always the chance that you're not as good as you think you are... in which case, I advise that you refrain, if only to preserve your sense of superiority :)"

      *cackle*

      No, no. Don't get me wrong, I even mentioned specifically hardware/network-related certs being more needed/respected in that industry (at least from what I know or at least have heard from friends regarding the CNE/verious cisco certs.) I am mostly talking about software/programming sorts of certs that really don't *tell* you much about anyone. Application-wise, knowing how to pass a syntax test doesn't tell me much about the applicant when *I* am the one hiring. Knowing that, I am sure that in a technical interview it wouldn't mean much to the guy interviewing me. At least in my industry. It seems to me that those certs have a lot more foundational applied sorts of knowledge than the certs I have passed.

      You can quote me canned answers in java/informatica/whatever all day long. But if you can't set me up a good application architecture or even basic sorts of project structure in any of those... I am saying letters in your resume' don't mean much.

      Also, fwiw, my firm wasn't willing to put forth the cash for the tests (or even training materials) for these things (esp post-bubble.) So with my experience and knowhow.. it just doesn't seem like it is worth even a trivial amount of money/time for me to bother paying for it myself to get it done, ya know? If (as in your example) they would be happy to pay for at least the costs much less my time.. I completely agree. Why not? It isn't like it could hurt. But if it is coming out of my pocket and I am not seeing any benefits from it.. meh. Now down the road if I was out of a job and it was required? You're damn right I'd be in the line taking those monkeytests. *(:=

      Cheers,

      -bw

    6. Re:but seriously by 0xA · · Score: 2, Funny
      Did it because I could, and because it meant sales for my company, not because I thought it made me any better than I was at the time ('cause I thought I was hot stuff at the time... and, taking, and passing 9 tests, 3 at a time, to become a CNE, without studying, made me so - right? *grin*)

      Later, I'd learn how much I didn't know about networking, as the Internet grew - but that's a story for another time :)

      I did an interview a couple years ago with a guy that had knocked out all his MS certs in 3 weeks and was pretty proud of it. The guy did have a bit of experience was he was really proud of his what he had done with the certs. I just sat there an smiled while he was going through his spiel and I imagine he figured he's impressed the hell out of me.

      Thing was, I was actually thinking back to when I did the same thing at 19 years old. I was pretty much decided that if this guy was only half as clueless as I was at that time he was nothing but a disaster waiting to happen.

    7. Re:but seriously by hdparm · · Score: 1

      What about Microsoft, bad or good?

    8. Re:but seriously by Alioth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just one question - surely if you're using an Ethernet switch, and the switch is at one end of the wire, and the computer at the other - where do the collisions come from? How would a token-based network be superior to a switch based network? You don't lose the cost of the switch - IBM Token Ring still had a 'concentrator' in the middle so you wound up with a physical star, just like with switched ethernet (and was significantly more prone to breakage should a card go on the fritz and stop passing the token).

      On a server I have that sees plenty of network traffic over switched ethernet, I still have '0' in the interface's collision column.

    9. Re:but seriously by stry_cat · · Score: 1
      Guess the last thing I'd say is this: If you're so good, go get certified... costs you nothing to do so, really.

      Actually it does. Not only do you have to waste the time taking the classes and the tests, but have you seen the cost of most of these tests?!? It is outrageous. The people who need these the most (fresh out of college first time jobseekers) aren't going to be able to afford them. The people who already have a job don't need to waste their money on this crap either since their experience will show all they need and they should be too busy working to take the classes.

      In short, there is a significant cost to getting certified either in time or money. Is it worth it in the end? That's for you to decide, but put me strongly in the "No it's not" camp.

    10. Re:but seriously by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      But would you really want to work for a company where that happens? I wouldn't. It used to be that HR had a much larger role in picking the programmers here but after picking some real horrible people the programming manager got control and things are much better.

    11. Re:but seriously by pocketstheclown · · Score: 0

      "Sometimes, certification isn't for you - it's for your employer, and their customers. "

      I agree, I just got the email below this morning.

      To assist XXXX with proposal writing, we want to ensure we have an up-to-date list of our employee's technical/professional certifications. Please forward your technical/professional certification information to me by COB Thursday, 4 May. Examples of the information I need are below:

    12. Re:but seriously by djlowe · · Score: 1

      I think you misread what I posted, and don't understand the technology available at the time(I'm talking about mid-late 1980's, early 1990's):

      "Ethernet was 'way too expensive back back then for our customers (small-medium sized companies)... we used ARCNET, running on coax... and while it was "only" 2.5 Mbps, it was token-based, and scaled well as node population per segment increased... unlike Ethernet, at that time, which didn't have switches available to mitigate collisions."

      There were no Ethernet switches, back then, you see - the only way to minimize collisions on any particular Ethernet network segment was to keep the collision domains small.

      But, later, I used switches to eliminate collisions on Ethernet networks, just as everyone does today. It eliminates collisions by ensuring that any frames that would have collided, by timing, do not, by buffering them, and passing them very quickly to their destinations, because the switches have processors that are actively mitigating collision issues - that's what they do, after all. But, switches effectively mitgate, eliminate or minimize a problem that cannot exist in token-passing networks.

      And, in that sense, token-based networks scale better as node population per segment increases.

      I never had to deal with Token Ring - as I said, we used ARCNET, which was token-based, but was NOT IBM's Token Ring, so, I never ran into issues such as you describe, where the token was lost: ARCNET handles such differently. As I recall, with ARCNET, there's a timeout value for the token: The node to which it is passed must respond with an ack to the passing node, within that time, and if it doesn't, the entire segment resets - the node that last passed the token issues a reconfigure (recon) broadcast on the segment, and then the token gets regenerated, and the new token is given to the lowest-numbered node on the segment, to start over... which is why I always addressed the NetWare servers' ARCNET cards at node ID 1 - if a station failed "out there"... there would be no noticable loss in performance, you see.

      "On a server I have that sees plenty of network traffic over switched ethernet, I still have '0' in the interface's collision column."

      But, it wouldn't, nor shouldn't, so long as the switches are doing their job - that's the point, right?

      You shouldn't worry yourself over my post: I was talking about networking from a historical perspective which you'll never see.

      And, that's NOT a bad thing - things are much easier today, for the most part.

      Regards,

      dj

    13. Re:but seriously by djlowe · · Score: 1

      Nice how you quoted me out of context, so as to make me appear to be as clueless as the guy you interviewed: But, here's what came BEFORE what you quoted in your post.

      "Me, I had the EXACT same attitude as you, back in 1992... I'd already been doing
      NetWare network installs for over 5 years by that point... why should I get certified?

      Well, my boss wanted to become a Novell Reseller... and, that meant that someone had to get certified.

      So, I did: He was cheap, and wouldn't pay for training... so, I just went and took the tests. They weren't offered in our city, so, I had to drive an hour and a half to where they were available... and, since I was the head tech, I couldn't stay away long."

      How about a little honesty, next time? I took, and passed, those tests, because I KNEW what I was doing - had done so, for 5 years, previously... 5 years during which I made LOTS of money for my employer, doing it.

      Asshole. Welcome to my Foes list - you've the honor of being the second.

  11. Given a choice between cert and degree by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It depends what you're looking for. If you're hiring based primarily on COST, go for the cert. If you're hiring based on PERFORMANCE- go for the degree holder. He'll cost you more per year- but less per project.

    In other words, this is the cheap labor debate all over again. Those who are short sighted (looking only at the money-per-unit-of-time number) will go for the cert still.

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    1. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      That's too generalised - I have seen some graduates (in Electronic Engineering and also in Computing) who 'have the theory' but were totally useless in the real world as they had never practised their art in the 'real world'. In contrast, I have seen college-level students who completed a mix of classroom work and work experience and ended up with 'only' a 'higher certificate' (UK) that could run rings round the grads.

      Certs can be the 'icing on the cake'. but provable practical experience can win hands down.

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    2. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats funny. Some people seem to think that just getting a degree makes you better or smarter.

      Its the same flawed logic that makes people think people with a lot of certs are smarter or better than those without.

      Any way you look at it, its just a way to give a baseline of what you know. A degree is better documentation than a certification. A certification is better documentation than just saying you know it.

      Beyond that, this whole article is a joke -- like people complaining that a decrease in the rate of increase of a budget is a 'cut' regardless if the amount of money is above the inflation rate.

    3. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Ah, yet another UK-vs-US difference. Certs in the US are usually vendor-based (like the Microsoft Certs) or trade-school based (like the Certified Ethical Hacker). The study for them doesn't even cover theory at all- just somebody's idea of what is needed to be an "expert" in that tool- most of it is about memorizing top-of-screen menus, keyboard shortcuts, and wizards. This in comparison to say, a real Engineering degree, where a student has produced two real-world-if-public-domain products (one with a team, one individually), plus high-level major-specific courses, plus college coursework for 4 years. To me, one is vastly superior to the other- one is definately trainable to real world experience, and the other will be outdated with the next revision of the software.

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    4. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      Of course you haven't pointed out the differences between the US and the UK, but rather the difference between vendor certifications and college degrees.

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    5. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      True- you have to read the parent to see the UK version, where apparently certs are earned for such things as primary grades and non-university schooling.

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    6. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      What about those of us with both?

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    7. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess that proves you can study large amounts of information utterly unrelated to your passion in a career...got to be useful to somebody.

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    8. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by jaseuk · · Score: 1

      There are a couple of routes in the UK. You finish school at 16. You can either stay on in school and specialise in 3 or 4 academic subjects or take a "vocational" course where you'll learn a single subject such as hairdressing, childcare, secretarial skills, IT, electronics etc. the vocational courses are hands on and tend to teach real life working skills. This second stage via either route lasts two years.

      After following either of these routes you can get entry to university, although the academic route is essential for certain courses (ie. law, english, medicine etc.)

      Two years studying IT via the vocational route are about as good as two years in university, however you don't get bogged down in as much theory. I took the vocational route and it was a mix of programming, electronics, micro-electronics, maths and general computing. The course was excellent although as you may have only two or three lecturers involved for the whole two years the quality can vary wildly from year to year and college to college.

      The vocational route was fine for me. I had a part-time programming job whilst at college after only a year of training and my career is progressing well, helped by the fact that I've four years experience before everyone else taking the university route had even graduated. I have taken the odd open university module at undergraduate and postgrad level in order to build up my CV. The lack of a degree so far has not impeeded my career progression. Others who took the same course seem to be appearing in high places.

      Jason

    9. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Thats funny. Some people seem to think that just getting a degree makes you better or smarter.

      Depends on the degree and the school- some certainly don't. How President Bush ever got out of Yale or Harvard speaks volumes about the academic value of those Ivy League degrees.

      Any way you look at it, its just a way to give a baseline of what you know. A degree is better documentation than a certification. A certification is better documentation than just saying you know it.

      True enough- and experience trumps both.

      Beyond that, this whole article is a joke -- like people complaining that a decrease in the rate of increase of a budget is a 'cut' regardless if the amount of money is above the inflation rate.

      Well, the general inflation rate is a relatively useless predictor of how specific money should be spent- especially for government services. A much better predictor would be the increase in population served.

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    10. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the explaination- given that I can certainly see how the cert may be considered more valueable by employers- where obviously TFA is talking about the US version of the word, which is limited to Vendor Certs.

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    11. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Which of these is unrelated?

      Bachelors in IT
      Diploma in IS
      Sun certifications

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    12. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by dbIII · · Score: 1
      who 'have the theory' but were totally useless in the real world
      They may have changed. A guy I know who was always poking and prodding things at uni who kept breaking things (and even got a bit of banana dipped in liquid nitrogen stuck to his tongue once) has been working for many years in an explosives plant.
    13. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      My comments came from my experience with but graduates and Apprentices where I worked and had to manage them - my route to work was similar to yours - left at 16, did a 4 year electronics engineering apprenticeship with the first year at college doing a mix of electrical, electronics and mechanical engineering followed by three years of mentoring and coaching in the workplace. I ended up in R&D (visual systems for flight simulators) and then went into IT - straight in as a Tech Support Manager specialising in Netware (this was 1986). I ended up founding my own training and consulting group (still going) before dciding I wanted to get my hands dirty again, so I am now managing the IT infrastructure for an organisation with 30 offices in the UK - having fun with VoIP at the moment!

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    14. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 1
      "Knowledge is useful. Do not give me knowledge you do not wish me to use."

      Is that a quote from somewhere or did you come up with it? If it is yours, do you mind if I quote you?

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    15. Re:Given a choice between cert and degree by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      All of the above had components you had to take that were unrelated to what you would have studied on your own or what you use in your job. Sun Certifications, like Microsoft Certifications, are more about a single version of software and a single set of menus and wizards. Getting a Bachelor's in IT means that you had to take humanities courses as well. A diploma in IS means you had to take a bunch of financial classes that may or may not apply to the job at hand.

      This isn't a bad thing- ALL jobs in IT have pieces that aren't related to computers- this is a plus.

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  12. Re: IT Certs by Raisputin · · Score: 2, Informative
    I think it may depend on where you live. When I lived in NYC, it was more than enough for me to be able to demonstrate to them that I was able to do the work at the level that they expected or greater. However, where I live now, it is 100% about certifications and college degrees. Though I have worked at some large companies and been put in charge of multi-million dollar IT budgets through demonstrated experience, where I am at now I can't even get looked at without a Bachellors degree at a minimum and a portfolio of certifications.

    It is absolutely disgusting to say the least that in some areas qualified people are turned down for jobs because they lack a piece of paper

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  13. uh oh, [s]he's MS certified. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That means they know how to point and click, but are afraid of Linux.

  14. I sold my soul to Microsoft by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 4, Informative

    About ten years ago, I got my assorted MS certifications, taking 10 different tests at a cost of $1,000 total. I was new to my current job and found that while it didn't immediately raise my salary, it did get my foot in the door.

    Within six months, I was our company's first SQL Server admin. A year after that, I was the sole developer on the newly formed Web Services team. Long-term, the certifications were a very wise investment.

    Still, the bottom-line is that people were most impressed by my performance. Being able to study and pass ten different tests probably reflects on my sometimes insane degree of focus, rather than full comprehension. I barely passed my NT certification and only now fully understand the wacky security model.

    1. Re:I sold my soul to Microsoft by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      "Foot in the door" is truly the operative phrase when it comes to certifications. By and large, they help get past the initial hurdles on the way towards getting a job, but once you're in there, it's performance that counts.

      Which, if you think about it, is the appropriate role for a certification. It says to an employer, "this guy has displayed X level of knowledge in Y subject," and gives them a better idea of your qualifications for a job. Once hired, however, they'll find out whether you're a slacker, an overachiever, or the guy who steals out of the lounge refrigerator and flatulates so loud you can hear it from 5 cubicles over. That's what probationary hiring periods are for....

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  15. Never really were important where I am by finkployd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It all comes down to who is making the decision. I have found in research and university settings the people doing the interviewing and making the hiring decisions are well aquatinted with the details and technology involved. Thus, they can effectively interview someone and make an informed decision on how much competence that person may or may not posses.

    Contrast to many (not all) businesses, especially large ones, where techno-clueless HR reps or upper level management are handling this duty. They cannot tell the difference between someone who can BS a bunch of buzzwords and someone who actually knows what they are talking about, so certifications are their crutch.

    In hiring decisions I have been involved in, MCSE was sometimes viewed negatively. Not because of any anti-MS bias, but because generally people who cheerlead that aspect of their resume seem to have little else to offer.

    Finkployd

    1. Re:Never really were important where I am by rockchops · · Score: 1

      But what about those of us who are getting their certifications through Uni? My school offers elective credits for taking a Cisco Academy class leading up to taking CCNA/CCNP exams for a grade. Earning a 4-year degree and getting certs at the same time = win? Or, am I wasting time and money by paying $125 for each exam, and should be taking some other elective?

    2. Re:Never really were important where I am by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      However, the reality at most places is really in between. Due to the sheer number of resumes people get for a lot of job openings, they have to pare down the applicant pool somehow. There simply isn't enough time for the tech people to look at everyone. Therefor HR uses certain requirements to cull the herd as it were. Then the tech people look at the ones that remain and do the interview and make the final decision. Yeah, it's not the best system in the world, but remeber, for every diamond in the rough, you have a lot of rough. Therefore, using networking to get in contact with the final decision makers and impress them is still the best way to get a job, especially if you lack the paper to get through the process in the other channels.

    3. Re:Never really were important where I am by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Eh, I never got into the networking end of thing (I was more security architectures and programming) but I understand Cisco certs are respected.

  16. Article is a load of utter shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    More /. crap about how you don't need a degree or any sort of qualification to get a job in IT. That's right, kids! you can walk straight out of school and into a job based entirely upon the crap you've done in your spare time!

    Almost every company on the planet wants a degree before you start, and any extra qualifications are a bonus.

    1. Re:Article is a load of utter shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically this is exactly what I did!
      I went to work for a newly started (early 90's) local ISP right out of highschool because I had spent most of my free time playing around with dos and windows 3.1 on old 386's and hanging out on BBS's.
      This led to my learning both Unix and Windows along with router configuration and maintenance. I now do contract work for a living and am doing quite well for myself.

    2. Re:Article is a load of utter shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats exactly what I did..

      Did I do something I wasn't supposed to?

  17. Go Figure. by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    I started out a little more than 10 years ago, with BSD, and the old Cisco and Livingston routers. I didn't know much about certification. Microsoft started doing their certification program shortly after that, and I don't know when Cisco started.

    Over the years, I've thought about getting myself RH or Cisco certified, and then thought better of it. I've seen people with Cisco certifications that couldn't route themselves off a one NIC host. I've met other certified people that didn't understand variable-bit subnet masks.

    I don't think not having these certs has hindered me, as I don't generally work for the types of places that have that as a requirement. I think not having a college education hinders me a little bit, though, but I tend to not work for those places, either.

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    1. Re:Go Figure. by jerkyjunkmail · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to see other people agonize over the cert crap too. I'm in the same boat. I skipped the whole college ordeal and got my foot in the door by literally working in the basement of the company(non-IT related work). After a while they offered me a position "upstairs" and I took it. Whenever I've started to think that maybe it's time to find a new job, that's unfortunately always one of my first thoughts, "maybe a cert would make things easier" instead of sticking to my ideals and getting the job on my own merits.

      Seven years later and I"m still cert and degree free and doing just fine. Now it's kind of becoming a game to see how far I can get without either one of them(those damn ideals again).

      Jerky

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  18. As with anything... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...the value depends on the credibility of the certifying authority. Microsoft Certifications have become almost worthless because MS was printing money with the MCP program in the 1990's. Now the tests are (a little) harder, but the barrier to getting certified is still really low in the MS world. Result? MCSE is basically worthless to have these days.

    On the other hand, TFA points out the going-rate for certain Cisco certifications is on the rise. Not coincidentally, some of the Cisco certs they refer to are among the hardest to get. MCPs are easy to get, are more common, and thus do not denote any exceptional level of expertise.

    Of course, I'd rather hire somebody with a mile-long list of successful projects they've accomplished than an alphabet-soup of certifications. In every hiring scenario I've been involved in so-far, I have always put the people who have DONE something ahead of the certification monkeys. Of crouse, if somebody with experience and "hard" certifications comes along, it doesn't hurt matters.

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    1. Re:As with anything... by Slotty · · Score: 1

      Wow well ummm lets see... I was the project leader for the development of online banking for the largest bank in Australia I give you a detailed list of information on my tasks etc etc. I give you false references who lie and lead you to believe that I'm quite experienced in handling massive projects I have no degree or certifications but my project experience as far as you're aware counts for a whole lot. Sorry if I'm coming across as cynical or mocking but a list of projects counts for squat. At least with degrees & certifications you have someone saying we attest that individual "X" has displayed the ability to perform "Y" functions and is entitled to be certified with "Z" credentials Experience without credentials is like driving with someone who has no licence sure he says he knows how to drive a car but in the end do you really know and would you really trust them? In the end you need to have sufficient experience aswell as a degree/certifications

    2. Re:As with anything... by SuperMog2002 · · Score: 1

      That's why you do what my last company did. There were two rounds of interviews, and both involved a short test. Don't pass the test, your refrences and listed experience mean squat, you're out. The tests themselves weren't hard. Mainly algorithm design questions, such as "If you had a set of information and records were being constantly added and deleted, would you use an array, linked list, or binary tree? Why? What if the information was being rapidly accessed but not changed?" You know, practical questions that anyone worth his salt should be able to answer, though they were pretty much all over the place on topics (jumping from one about Big-O to one about operating system internals to sockets). There's no study guide for a test like that, and who knows how frequently they change it.

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  19. Waste of Paper by berenixium · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Who wants to pay for a M$ qualification every six months? I know I don't. If you really want to impress employers, get a computing degree, and perhaps join a professional organisation like the British Computer Society. At least then, you'll have letters after your name in a non-proprietary format, and be able to have a chat in a BCS forum when you feel like it. (If you want to).

    This has certainly helped me out in the past (especially 'whipping out' my BCS membership card in an interview). Personally, I'd feel embarrassed mentioning any M$-accredited qualifications to a prospective employer, but each to their own.

    1. Re:Waste of Paper by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      Who wants to pay for a M$ qualification every six months?

      Every six months? How now brown cow? I don't think anyone is going to be clamoring for MCSE Vista certs for, say, 5 years.

    2. Re:Waste of Paper by berenixium · · Score: 0

      By then it will have become a 'Super-MCSE' which needs renewing every 2 months. Scratch that, every week. By direct debit. But at least people will have 'super' after their last name.

  20. certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    certs do nothing, 4 days of classes whoopee

    go to a 4 year college, and you meet your new boss / coworker who will get you that nice job

    much easier

    1. Re:certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      college degree != skills

    2. Re:certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      College degree == Abilty to listen and jump though the hoops.

    3. Re:certs by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 1
      college degree != skills

      However, if done properly a college degree == networking which as the OP pointed out is a very nice way of getting a job. Both of the jobs I have worked at since leaving college came out of networking I did during college, plus I had a shitload of fun and made a few friends in the process.

  21. Winning by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    popular after the dot-com bust, seem to be hurting careers now

    You just can't win in this game, it seems.

    *sigh*

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  22. MOD PARENT UP by joe+155 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    He's right, no one will ever hold any qualification against you because any qualification is better than none. I've experienced first hand how these things have no bearing on your ability to actually do anything useful on a computer... when I was in college (that's the UK one, so I mean 16-18 years old) I was forced to take a City&Guilds "Key Skills" certificate, I actually think I failed because it was tantamount to a "I know how to do very specific things in M$ apps that I would never use for anything" certificate. My teacher knew so little about computers that when i showed her how to see envirnmental variables in command line she was really shocked - she nearly passed out when I showed her that the securtiy on the college systems were that bad that even as the lowest level user I could add admin privalages to my account. This qualification in my opinion is worth nothing. But it has not negative value. QED.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      He's right, no one will ever hold any qualification against you because any qualification is better than none.

      I don't think you can say "ever". When I'm doing a first pass on a stack of resumes, and I see someone that plays up certifications, I get a little suspicious. My general experience has been that - all other factors on the resume being equal - someone with certifications (especially a lot of them) will be the same as, or worse than, someone without any. I wouldn't say it's an automatic trip to the circular file but it's definitely a red flag.

      Far as I can tell, the primary market for these falls into a few categories, none of them auguring particularly well:

      People who are not moving as fast in their careers as they'd hope, probably because they're not as useful to their employers as their employers would hope.

      People who have too much time on their hands at work - and too little initiative to come up with interesting things to do and improve - and get their employers to pay for certification classes.

      People who have bad managers who spend their budgets on getting people certified instead of on helping people to learn things.

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But are you still hiring?

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by SageMusings · · Score: 1

      Yeah,

      Those CIS guys cannot program to save their lives. Only CS backgrounds know what they are doing. Every one else should just get out of the business.

      I'm sure you instruct your HR people to weed out all those other pesky majors. It's been my experience that it's the CS guys that have the least experience actually coding. However, it's normally those same people who enter the workforce with the mis-guided notion they are going to show the rest of us how it's done.

      Where I work, there are two stand-out guys that breathe code while the rest of us try and emulate their every thought pattern. One is a CIS guy, the other a PolySci (yes) graduate. Would they have made it past your initial screening?

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    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      No, but if you say that you are CS, then you need to be. Otherwise, if you are lieing on your resume and at the interview, how can you be trusted later? You can't; you will be bushwhacking me.

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    5. Re:MOD PARENT UP by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      We had a little running joke in University that you started out at Software Engineering, then if that was too hard for you, you switched to CS. If that was too hard, you switched ot CIS, and if that was too hard then you switched into Business Administration. I know a couple people who dropped down 1 or 2 "Levels".

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    6. Re:MOD PARENT UP by SageMusings · · Score: 1

      And Software Engineering is what you default to when you fail your EE courses....

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  23. Literacy basics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...where I am at now I can't even get looked at without a Bachellors degree at a minimum ...

    It is obviously very unlikely that you hold a college degree.

    1. Re:Literacy basics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Are dyslexics bared from college?

      Oh wait, I get it. You're just an ass.

  24. A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by brxndxn · · Score: 3, Informative

    When I was in high school, working at a computer store, I though maybe an A+ certification could help me get paid more and maybe look 'more experienced' to potential clients.

    Then I looked at the requirements.. It's a joke. To be certified in A+, you're basically acting like the sole set of computing solutions is the Windows platform. The example tests had questions that seem to attempt to lock you into the idea that only Microsoft products exist and all computer hardware is used to run Microsoft software. So, I decided not to waste my money to get certified.

    It looks to me that if someone is willing to waste their time to get A+, the lowliest of certifications, that they probably are not worth much for their time. I think about 80% of the average Slashdot readers could pass the A+ exam no problem just by taking the exam. So, imo, the certification doesn't say much other than you waste your time.

    I mean.. if someone put 'passed driver's license test' on his resume, wouldn't that maybe make you think he was 'special?' A+ is the 'special' persons' computer certification. It says, 'even though Bob doesn't look like he can function like a normal Internet user, he actually can because he's A+ certified.'

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    1. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      And the name itself kinda makes me chuckle.

      "You're so special, we're not going to give you just an 'A'... we're going to give you an 'A+'!!!"

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    2. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still have my A+ card somewhere, I went Mac, Windows and Hardware though. So it at leat it used to not be Wintel only. - Of course that was 12 years ago.

    3. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I mean.. if someone put 'passed driver's license test' on his resume, wouldn't that maybe make you think he was 'special?'

      Well, it's quite common to put it on your resume here in Norway, not because it's a big achievement but you got one. Maybe you're more crippled in the US but there's actually quite a few here that use public transportation and not all of them actually have a driver's license and employers would like confirmation on that. You get the same kind of sillyness sometimes with IT skills, where if you only put your most advanced skills on the resume they think you can't operate MS Word. Never underestimate the stupidity of such systems. Going into too great detail (or redundancy) informing me about your skills wouldn't count negatively for me. On the other hand, if you've spent a good deal of time obtaining useless or redundant certifications, that's another story.

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    4. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Funny story. Once, at a job interview, I was actually asked if I was "A+ Certified"

      My response was, "No, but I don't really think that matters."
      They asked immediately (and in a snippy tone of voice), "Why not?"
      I shrugged and said, "I used to teach the course."

      If anyone asks for A+ for anything other than a simple benchtech position, they obviously have no idea what they need.

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    5. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by SkjeggApe · · Score: 1
      Out of curiosity, what is the best way of getting a tech/comp/programming job in Norway nowadays? It seems to me that they used to be very CV/resume/certification focused for a long time, vs actually having experience.. Do you see that changing at all?

      I'm asking since I currently live and work in the US, but I'm considering moving back to Norway in a few years, and whenever I check in on the job market over there, I haven't seen too much of interest yet (which could also be that I'm focusing on Bergen, not Oslo).

    6. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      I took the A+ exam, through my college, as a free extra to the course I was doing. It was 2003 (maybe even 04?) and it didn't even include questions on Windows XP.

      The questions were incredibly easy.

    7. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My response to such a question would be to ask a question instead:

      "How many companies I've been employed by, and how many years of my experience, illustrate that I'm NOT beyond question very technically compentent with computer hardware? Please, on my resume here, point out these unqualified companies and years of experience."

    8. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is very retarded sentence structure. You are dumber than you think.

    9. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Well, I haven't really had that much impression of it since I'm supposed to be the guy that can understand both the pure business guys and the pure technical guys. At least on my resume it was quite blank of certifications, but then again I wasn't really applying for that kind of job. At least in my company we're now looking more for skilled project managers, which would have more to do with experience rather than certs.

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    10. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That is very retarded sentence structure. You are dumber than you think.

      How dare you say that! You don't know him. Nor what he thinks of himself.

    11. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      The majority of slashdot readers should be able to pass the A+ tests with no studying, whatsoever.

    12. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whew. I thought I was the only old one here that remembered there used to be more to it. I think my A+ card is in a junk drawer in the garage.

    13. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Ironically, I used to teach cisco training class (for certifications), and oracle training thingie (for oracle certifications)... and never bothered to get any.

      They're worthless as an indicator of anything.

      Some people are great at IT, but are bad at taking closed-book exams (which don't represent -reality-; on the job, nobody tells you "solve this problem in 30 minutes without any books nor Internet---and no talking to anyone!").

      There's only so much detail you can cram into your brain. Unless you effectively use -ALL- the resources available to you, you're not going to get very far in the real world---but then that's contrary to the "exam" mentality.

    14. Re:A+ certification looks bad, imo.. by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      well yes, i think you should have to hand your /. badge in at the door, on your way out, if you cant pass the a+ without studying.

  25. bad yes bad by AchiestDragon · · Score: 1

    bad for business and now new employees so unless you already have certification getting it now is harder the door is now shut for most , and theres less and less chance of getting it , but if you have then your lucky think you only have to look at the following company employs 200 technitions the company gets them all cretified a week later 90% of them resign why because they now got cretified thay get a better job now after that the company will only employ people that have already got cretification or train staff to that level without actualy getting them certified end result it is not worth the investment traing staff to the level and better than cretification works better if you actualy dont give them that cretification prevents you loosing them to the compertition so having certification does not mean your better than a guy who has not it just means you have a peace of paper that says you should know about it but that causes a diferance in pay the lucky ones that have the certification get more than those without even if the work they are needed to is a higher level than the certification so yes now we have the situation that is worse for those without like 25 years of experance and writing the dam software that the certification is about puts you as a second class citisen because you did not go on the course to tell you how to use what you wrote so would not qualify for the 10% or more extra pay that beeing certified offers in some companies so certification is bad for the industry , and bad for the employee unless thay have certification plus costs , the cost of getting certification is higher than the pay will allow a employee without to fund it themselves so having certification only servers to tell the employer that you knew how to use xyz back in 199? so do you know how to do xyz in vista , well its not xp you know , but your microsoft certified so should

    1. Re:bad yes bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand what you wrote, but the length of that sentence is impressive.

    2. Re:bad yes bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was the question?

    3. Re:bad yes bad by AchiestDragon · · Score: 1

      ha yes .
      should of entered it as plain text
      and not left it set to html formated
      then it would of given new lines
      as needed
      lol

    4. Re:bad yes bad by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 1

      ... cretified ... ... cretification ...

      You probably mean "cretinified" and "cretinification" which have to do with the process of training a person to be a cretin.

    5. Re:bad yes bad by AchiestDragon · · Score: 1

      you get the idea

    6. Re:bad yes bad by Paolone · · Score: 1

      Certifications may be useless.
      On the other side primary school teaches you spelling and basic writing skills.

    7. Re:bad yes bad by AchiestDragon · · Score: 1

      and disluxia , dislexier how ever you speel it
      is like a eciption on your brains dictionory
      and its not good , but consitant
      just glad i can still draw scematics without as many erros

    8. Re:bad yes bad by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 1

      you get the idea

      Certainly, obviously just a couple of typos. I was just trying for a little humor, but it didn't come out as funny as my feeble mind had hoped...

  26. Only now? by Telastyn · · Score: 1

    That's odd, because they've never been really valuable to anyone in the industry I knew. The MCSE in particular was always a good sign that the candidate had no practical computer skills.

  27. Skills by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Skills and expirence always trump paper.

    But paper often gets you in the door for the interview.

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    1. Re:Skills by p33p3r · · Score: 1

      Skills will only get you so far
      Degrees will only get you so far
      Certifications will only get you so far
      but...
      If you combine all three, you can be assured that you will be noticed, by no means will you be guarenteed a job. Only demonstrated skills based on years of experience can make the difference. Of course having photos of the CEO/HR/Union Official f**king a goat wouldn't hurt either.

    2. Re:Skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skills and experience always trump paper

      AND tween now and when your successfull you can donate/invest a little of your time to people/clients you would like to work with and tell em to please tell all their friends that your interviewing and accepting applications for GREAT customers.

    3. Re:Skills by moochfish · · Score: 2, Informative

      Skills and experience probably get you in the door a lot more often.

    4. Re:Skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly how do you determine the skills and experience of somebody you have never encountered before?

  28. As I graduate by utlemming · · Score: 1

    I am currently in an undergrad degree program in Information Systems. I have been looking at getting one or two certs to suppliment my degree. The main reason that I am looking at getting a cert or two is to document my skills.

    But the other day I was talking to two people and it really blew my mind. He had all the Plus certs, a variety of MS certs, and was working on the CCNA. But what shocked me was when they recommended a good book. They said that I should buy a certain book because it would only teach me what I needed to know to pass the test and nothing more. I was quite shocked at that mentality. I can understand why certain certs have lost value, especially if cert candidates just want to get the cert and not to understand the material.

    Does that attitude draw the line between a degree and a cert? I have spent nearly four years trying to learn everything that I can, even to running my own projects on the side -- like a honeynet -- for courosity's sake. I know that my outside exploration won't get the 'alaphabet soup' recogonition, and so I have thought about a cert to prove that I know how to do something. But if that isn't the case, then why bother.

    I must admit that as a future grad, I am quite reluctant to get a cert if it has no value and if an employer won't look at it. At the very least I am thinking about getting my Oracle and MAYBE my CCNA, but I don't know if it is worth it.

    What do you guys think?

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    1. Re:As I graduate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldnt really get certs unless an employer asks for it

      Theres a good chance they might not be running any oracle software or using any cisco hardware at all

      What you should do is demonstrate you can set up a multi-user computer network and can adminisrate to some degree, such as setting up user accounts, setting permissions, setting disk quote levels and such

    2. Re:As I graduate by nosredna · · Score: 1

      In short, no, that attitude doesn't have anything to do with degree or certification. It's just as possible to get a four year degree without doing anything outside the basic lines of what it takes to pass the tests, and is, in fact, extremely common. To a prospective employer, the degree says the exact same thing as those certifications: You spent time and money to get a piece of paper that tells them what you should know. Whether you actually know that stuff or not is what the interview is for.

      If you spend your time in school doing work on the side, that's great, but that's not some magical thing that happens with every student at a four year school and not with people who get certifications. People are the same at any level of education... you have slackers with PhDs and high school dropouts driving a forklift for $12/hour who read everything they get their hands on to try to learn something.

    3. Re:As I graduate by Target+Practice · · Score: 1

      "Does that attitude draw the line between a degree and a cert?"

      Hey, there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path...

      I tried at the RHCE recently, and missed it by one point (I got the RHCT, which is okay, I guess). I didn't do any classes or anything, I went off what I know from my experience. I obviously didn't know everything covered, since I missed it, but I do feel I had more fun with it than someone who sits down, crams it for a week, and then tries to remember it all. It reaffirmed my opinion that I do know a bit, too.

      So, if you're going through it to pass it, it's going to suck, and I'd recommend chewing glass for more of the same fun. If you're going through it to learn something, or if you learn something and then see if you're certifiable, I think you'd like it much more, and you'll get more out of it.

      As far as the value... I'd like to say I'd be fine without it, but it's nice to have some written proof I know stuff, since a degree is years away. I guess you're not in that boat, though.

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    4. Re:As I graduate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? If you are thinking about becoming a DBA then go for the Oracle, if you are interested in networks go for the Cisco. Cisco certs means nothing if you are trying to get a DBA or programming job.

  29. Certs other than IT by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    My "certification" is a field other than IT. I won't state what it is for fear of bringing down the wrath of wanabe editors. My certification, a BS, has been both a plus and a minus in my career. I paid too much for it, as most people do, and I don't feel I have made back what I invested in it. On the other hand, I learned much I otherwise wouldn't and I think my employers have benifited, which has mademy job easier.

    Was it a good thing? I'd say yes.

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  30. What about Oracle Certified Professional by SethJohnson · · Score: 1



    Do people know anything about the OCP certification? Is there respect in the industry for it? I'm 2/5 through the process (DBA) and would like to know if it's worth the effort and $$.

    Seth

    1. Re:What about Oracle Certified Professional by rodgster · · Score: 1

      I have a pal who's a paper OCP or whatever he is.

      From what I've seen, he doesn't know shit except how to babble techno jargon.

      I've sent him a couple of jobs (simple database w/ web front end).

      He never got even got a single prototype working. He always silently gave up after floundering around for a few weeks.

      I've tried to impress upon him the ability to actually DO IT. I don't know that he has ever even run a play database server.

      He just keeps buying and reading more books. Waste of time IMHO.

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  31. They kinda do by GmAz · · Score: 1

    In a sense, they do hurt careers. I am fighting for a career in the tech field. I have no certifications, but I can do the job better than every certified person where I work. Does this mean that those who get certified aren't that good? No, not at all. But what it does mean is that employers need to stop looking for the capital letters at the end of your name before they will consider your resume. Though I wasn't alive before 1981, employers used to hire someone based on a high school diploma. Now, you have to have a degree, certification and experience. Well guess what, you can't get any experience if you can't get a job in the field. Employers used to train you to do the job you were hired to do. It was called being an aprentice. It still exists in some fields, but not many. So yes, certification does hurt people that can do the job but don't have those precious letters after their name.

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  32. What in the hell? by scribblej · · Score: 1

    I'm no network engineer -- which is OK... I'm good at other things.

    I was at our colo the other day, and it occurred to me to wonder about some technical question, something about broadcast addresses, I think. Well, a fellow at the colo had just finished explaining to me that he knew a lot more than I did, because he was a "CERTIFIED CISCO ENGINEER."

    So I thought I'd ask him. I can't even remember what the question actually was. I just remember that as he answered, the stream of bullplop was growing wider and wider. Finally, I was wanting to run from the room screaming as he explained to me that when you change the network settings in your computer, those changes take a while to have an effect. That, he says, is called "TIME TO LIVE."

    Well, I'm a wimpy geek, so rather than laugh in his face, I said, "Thank you very much for the information," turned around, and departed quick, fast, and in a hurry.

    I think of this now whenever anyone tells me they are a certified engineer.

    1. Re:What in the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I`ve been forced to drop a vpn-configuration (aggregator to 20 remote sites) created by one of those 'cisco certified' guys two weeks ago and start from scratch, since his approach caused the ios to crash repeteadly in real life.

      This guy has cost us ~1000 Euro, but sometimes even negative knowledge is worth a lot :)
      (And now I know that I`m worth ~130Euro/hour, since my config works :))

    2. Re:What in the hell? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The look on people's faces when you do laugh in their face is priceless, though. Especially if you do it in front of their boss.

    3. Re:What in the hell? by Cytlid · · Score: 1

      I think anyone who has to go out of their way to brag about a certification sounds like they're really trying to convince themselves they deserve it.

      Do you think I'm certified? Don't ask me, go talk to the people I've worked for, or with.

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  33. Let's not even have by psykocrime · · Score: 5, Insightful

    this discussion... EVERY time this comes up on slashdot, people make the same stupid assumptions and generalizations and trot out the same tired lines.

    ".. those who don't' have experience or can't "do", get certified...""

    Yes, I'm sure they do... but SO DO plenty of people who CAN "do." This is not an "either / or" situation people, where you either have experience, are smart/talented/whatever, OR you get certified. Some very smart, talented people realize that *some* employers do put significant weight on paper credentials, and choose to get certified as just one more part of the overall picture.

    Evaluating job candidates is, at best, very difficult... any tool that give an employer any visibility into a candidates abilities is a Good Thing, IMO. No, just being certified by itself doesn't mean you get the job... but if you have to weigh two otherwise equally qualified candidates, and one has passed a difficult certification exam and one hasn't, maybe that tips the balance. Or maybe you have a guy with 2 associate degrees, two relevant certifications, and 4 years of experience, vs. a guy with a bachelors degree who's just out of school... it's not an obvious choice... again, you have to look at the *whole* picture.

    Are certifications a panachea; for employers or employees? No, but to suggest that they have no value is just ignorant.

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  34. Importance of qualifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find that there are more things (well at least 2) that are far more important than qualifications or indeed experience, let alone ability. Can you guess? If you said "cost" and "empty promise to achieve agreed result" , then you're on my side of the cow when it comes to milking it. You may even be sitting on a "stool".

    The one phrase that will cover up any lack of experience , ability , or qualifiaction when it comes to job getting is:

    "U send me ur qualification 4 ur outsourced job plz."

  35. PHP Certification from Zend (ZCE) by pestilence669 · · Score: 1

    The ZCE hasn't earned even one extra dollar for me, but that's not why I have it. I needed wall art for my home office.

    Certification is rather useless for ascertaining skill level, but does filter out the lowest classes of developer. I use certifications to skip really basic interview questions... for that, the ZCE is super useful. If you interview a lot, it's worth investing in.

  36. Well, my certs have certainly helped. by Itninja · · Score: 0

    All I know is this:
    When I had 8 years IT exp. and no certs, I made $35000/yr
    Now I have 9 years and a simple (I'd even say thow away) MCDST cert, I make $60000/yr.
    Maybe I'm the excepttion though.....

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  37. Correlation != Causation by porkThreeWays · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In college psych there are 3 things I still reference on a daily basis. One of the biggies was, correlation isn't causation. You are right, just because the average person with a cert might make less than those without does not mean certs cause you to make less.

    During the last few years there have been many diploma mills out there. What these numbers lead me to believe are those with real skills didn't have any need to prove it with a 6 week class and a cert. However, this isn't always true. We get up to 5% a year bonus for certs at my job. So most people assume to take one or two a year for that reason.

    Certs aren't inherently bad. They are just a symbol of aquired knowledge. By that line of reasoning they are no more fundamentally evil than a degree from a state university. However, in practice, these short term training programs became about who paid most for questions closest to the real test.

    I could throw in a antecdotal story of someone having cert x and being dumb as a rock, but I don't really need to. We all know one. And if you don't know one, you probably are that person. 2-8 week cert programs were a fad that HR depts ate up like so much confection spread upon my naked body. It couldn't last forever. PHB's are starting to realize Microsoft certs are a dime a dozen, Novell certs are losing steam (they are changing markets too quick and their customers aren't keeping up with their training), and Cisco certs are still somewhat valueable. But what is valueable now (and will probably always be valueable in the long term) is experiance.

    Just a side note... Has anyone seen those Vonage ads on slashdot pwning the fad technologies of the week? It's nice to see sed and awk are still in style 8-)

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    1. Re:Correlation != Causation by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Doh.

      Microsoft certs a dime a dozen? I've never known anyone who was an MCSD and/or MCAD.... I'm headed in that direction because I don't have other hard qualifications and I've gotten stuck in QA due to a leave of absence for Philosophy degree / TEFL stuff / etc..... Is it a complete waste to go get MS credentials, or is there something better out there that I could pursue?

      And no, I don't have the time or patience to get an aptly-named BS in computer science.

    2. Re:Correlation != Causation by andreyw · · Score: 0

      Aptly named?

      Yeah, I suppose you really don't need a Computer Science degree to be a computer technician. Leave to the people who umm, will become Software Engineers.

    3. Re:Correlation != Causation by WindBourne · · Score: 0

      Personally, I view certs as a cheat. If anybody was persuing anything than top ones (cisco certified engineer, or a rhcl), then I view them as just chasers who flunked out at CS/CE/EE.

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    4. Re:Correlation != Causation by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      In general when people refer to Microsoft Certs they're refering to MCSE and MCP. I don't know any MCSDs either.

      You say you want to get out of QA? You can probably find a job in fast food and get promoted to assistant manager quickly. You don't have to persue MS credentials.

      But if you want to stay in IT, what do you want to do? Pick something. If you just want to get out of QA you're going to be stuck there for a very long time. But if you pick something your hopes are much better, getting certified is something will help too. Somebody might not want to pay you for that, but it can still help you get out of QA.

      Here's another hint, if you do get an MCSE, get it early in your career, many people will look at when you get that MCSE and start counting experience from there. No lie. If they know you're an MCSE they ask: "When did you get the MCSE?" Not "How long has you been doing this?"

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    5. Re:Correlation != Causation by porkThreeWays · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Many times just the presence of a degree at all is good enough to not get your application tossed right away. If you feel you are already qualified for the job, the best thing you can do is write a quality resume and cover letter. In your cover letter, try and connect somehow with the reader. For example, if you think your employer is looking for a 15 year employee, you can possibly make reference to settling down and wanting long term employement. Also, make it very clear you are not only _willing_ to be trained in new technology, but that it excites you and something you love. It's very rare a given employee is an exact fit, and you want to make it clear to the reader that any areas in which you are lacking you will learn.

      If you need training as well, admin and tech positions are possibly the worst to train for. This is by far the most competitve market out there. Why? Because it mostly involves training and not that much critical thinking. Before anyone gets offended, I'm not saying admins are dumb. I do admin work all the time. I also do a million other things. I can tell you, being an admin is by far the most mindless part of my day. That, and tech work.

      The part of the day that I have to think the most is by far programming. If you feel that's a path you can take, go for an acclerated AS degree at a community college. You'll pretty much be guaranteed work in the US as a programmer. It's not hip or sexy anymore and there's a severe shortage of good programmers in the states. If you want a middle ground, go for some sort of AS degree in networking. It's harder to configure a Cisco router than being a windows admin, but not as difficult as programming.

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    6. Re:Correlation != Causation by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Guess I'll be in demand once I get the C# cert I'm working on. Good things.

    7. Re:Correlation != Causation by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      HR wants people with experience and college degrees in computer science.

      They can just hire an Indian for minimium wage rather than get someone from Devry if that is what you are looking for. Certifications are pieces of paper in this day and age without experience and a degree.

      I guess this begs to ask, where does one go if you have no experience to get involved in IT or computers?

      I am in school now and used to do LAN Admin work for Novell systems back before the .com crash but have been taking near minimium wage jobs to support myself while I get my degree.

      It would be nice to work any entry level tech position in the meantime while I get my degree since I feel I should be worth more. Any suggestions?

    8. Re:Correlation != Causation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      If you need training as well, admin and tech positions are possibly the worst to train for. This is by far the most competitve market out there. Why? Because it mostly involves training and not that much critical thinking.

      I take it you've either never done tech support, or you've only done it by reading one cheat-sheet after another by guess and by golly until one of them works. Yes, there are far too many "tech support reps" out there doing exactly that, but once you get into Tier II, it's a whole different ball game.

      Senior positions in tech support are for those of us who understand the software, the hardware and the protocols involved. We have to look at the whole situation, see what the junior techs have done, and figure out why what they did failed. Sometimes, it's because they insisted on trying the same wrong thing over and over instead of Doing The right Thing. Often, it isn't. Then we have to find a solution on our own, without any cheat-sheets to guide us and make them work.

      I once had a caller's Win98 box crash at exactly the wrong time when we were uninstalling/reinstalling Dial-up Networking, and it wouldn't boot. Not into Windows, not into Safe Mode, not into DOS. Normally, about the only thing you can do is have them reinstall Windows, and that's what a Tier I tech would have done. By luck, the caller had an emergency boot floppy. We were able to get into DOS, but even so, Windows wouldn't start. I talked her through getting into the directory containing the Recycling Bin, moving two deleted files back to where they belonged and giving them back their proper names. Now, we could get back into Windows and try again. This time, it went fine.

      If I hadn't been skilled at critical thinking, I doubt I'd ever have come up with that, and the caller would have ended up wasting time reinstalling. Yes, that's an extreme case, but over the years I could probably come up with hundreds of stories where critical thinking was vital in my work.

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    9. Re:Correlation != Causation by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. That's the extreme case?!? Using a rescue floppy on an unbootable Windows install?!
       
      Sure, that's not going to be in a Dell Tech Support rep's script, but that is not an extreme case.

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    10. Re:Correlation != Causation by dbIII · · Score: 1
      quality resume and cover letter. In your cover letter, try and connect somehow with the reader
      This is why I hate employment agencies intensely - some throw away your cover letter and will only accept your resume in MS Word which they can edit.

      For my current position they put up three canditates, and padded the resume of one and trimmed the other two (I don't know why). Fortunately the company interviewed all three and I could show them a resume that wasn't cut to shreds and ended up with the job. I was possibly put up as a hopeless canditate due to making a bad impression on the agency by submitting a PDF resume and cover letters to some poor guy who hadn't ever used the format (specialist computer personel recruiter - 2002!) and overwhelming him with this weird specialised geek format instead of using MS Word.

      In hindsight you really need to find out as much about the company as you can and tunnel as much relevent information through recruiters who know almost nothing about the feild by writing for them and not the end user. Having all of my *nix positions removed from the resume by people that had never heard of the packages involved (even though the end user had requested people with that experience) was annoying for both myself and the client company.

    11. Re:Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go onto the online job search engines and look for a Admin/Tech job
      that requires the certifications you have .

      List your prior work experince as a Admin, do some of the quicker
      certifications to get yourself established .

      Their are a LOT of places looking specfically for certified ppl
      in the Tech Support / Network Support arena .

      A+, MCP, MCSE, CCNA, CCNP ...

      Apply for many, and talk to staffing firms, and recruiters .

      You may have to move to another state or stay with friends
      or family as you hop around a bit .

      You will get a few deployments under your belt , and then you
      can get a long term gig locally and get some of the highly sought
      after senior level certifications like CCNP/CCIE .

      If you can get into a Linux/Unix environment you will be a lot happier,
      but they tend to think less of the certifications .

      At a code shop certifications are gonna be laughed at, but in the support
      side they are not laughed at and often it is the only way gauge whether
      or not ppl can do the work required .

      Otherwise companies would have to revert to entry level tests that
      would be much like them giving the same tests .

      Now if someone can make a "free" open source type testing for all skillsets
      that could be accessed by employers where they could set candidates down in front of it
      to test them prior to hiring them , then it might work .

      But for now to absorb the cost of trainers, materials, and perpetual changes
      to the course material we have what we have now .

      I hear lots of ppl talk about how they know nobody that gets the jobs posted
      online paying $45 an hour for CCNP's , but ppl actually do .

      I have met them, I have worked with them .

      The jobs were out there, less now, but some are still there .

      http://jobsearch.monster.com/getjob.asp?JobID=4223 0283&AVSDM=2006-04-27+06%3A01%3A01&Logo=1&q=ccnp&c y=us

      80k - 90k right there .

      2 certs required, some experince required, no mention of a degree .

      Peace,
      Ex-MislTech

    12. Re:Correlation != Causation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      How many tech support reps do you know that could have found the files in the Recycling Bin through DOS, got them back where they belonged and renamed. (The files have arbatrary names in the Recycling Bin, not their original ones.) The day I did that there were well over 100 techs working. Of them, I knew of three who might have been able to figure out how I did it. Not one of them had a clue until I explained. This wasn't OEM support, it was ISP support and few, if any of the techs had enough interest in and knowlege of Windows Intternals to have pulled it off. It wasn't just using the resuce floppy, it was knowing what to do once you had the system booted from it. In the 7+ years I was there, I never heard of another case of a tech doing something like this. It may sound easy now, but remember: when I did it, I had to find out one step at a time what I had to work with and then work out what I could do with what I had. The real shame is, the caller never even thanked me.

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    13. Re:Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The real shame is, the caller never even thanked me.
      It sounds like youve thanked yourself enough allready that the caller never had to!

      Sure, not many Windows techs would have thought of your convoluted solution, but most (the good ones) techs know to rename or backup any files you know will be altered, e.g. *.dll to *.dll-bck, just in case something like this happens... that way we dont even have to THINK of navigating to the recycle bin.

    14. Re:Correlation != Causation by muhgcee · · Score: 1

      Obviously this path won't work for everyone, but here is how I got started.

      University helpdesk. $7/hour, then $8/hour. Did really well there...so when the CS dept admin came asking for a good employee to train up as a Unix admin I was the first name out of my boss' mouth.

      So now I was doing damn interesting work (at least for me). I didn't know shit about Linux/Solaris, but I learned as fast as I could :-)

      Did this for a couple years and learned as much as I could. Pay was still crap but you wouldn't hear me complain.

      Didn't graduate from the university...moved on to be a datacenter monkey. Not really all that interesting of work (a lot of manual labor, like lifting PCs, building PCs, building racks, etc), but valuable for the fact that it was a full-time job in IT...good for the resume I think.

      I had that for 6 months, then moved to San Francisco where I was able to get two second interviews in 1 week. Got a job, and still at it. Basically I provide tech support to enterprise IT depts for a software company. Yeah, it's tech support, but tech support doesn't get much "higher" than what I am doing. I get paid very well now by my standards.

      So I guess the morals of this story are:
      1) Don't expect much pay for the first couple of years. Just concentrate on learning, and what is going to look good on a resume.
      2) Make sure you are in a good IT market. DC and San Francisco/Silicon Valley I can personally vouch for. I have also heard Boston and Austin and/or Dallas are good.

      And I am still pretty young so I can't really say this for sure...but it seems that as you become more valuable with experience, certs, and just plain knowledge, you will be able to call the shots more and more in terms of hours and location.

      Hope this helped.

    15. Re:Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, you sound like a white person. Try being a black person and you'll find it 100x harder to get the same jobs as you with as much ease as you did, even with the same level of skill and education as you.

    16. Re:Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not an extreme case.

      This is a knife! Er, I mean, extreme case.

    17. Re:Correlation != Causation by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Here's a dirty little secret.

      Claim you have a BS from a really large university. most employers, the big ones specifically, never check.

      I know of 5 people that never went to college, claimed on their application and resume that they have a BS in CS to get past the morons and the retarted BS requirements in HR and got hired.

      They are the most talented and productive people in their companies and they do work with REAL BS degree holding people.

      Having a degree = nothing except on a resume. Having drive and desire mean more than a degree in anything in quality of worker.

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    18. Re:Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, doesn't sound that extreme and you sound a bit too full of yourself; no wonder the guy didn't thank you.

    19. Re: Correlation != Causation by gidds · · Score: 1
      In college psych there are 3 things I still reference on a daily basis. One of the biggies was...

      So go on, don't leave us in suspense -- what are the other two???

      (If neither of them was "The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'." then perhaps there should have been 4 in all!)

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    20. Re:Correlation != Causation by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      And some do. I work for a large bank and they checked all of my references. They specifically asked if I had a degree since I put the years I attended college and major on my resume. I told them no. That wasn't a problem since I already got through the rest of the interview process successfully. I agree that whether or not I have a degree, I am just as capable of doing my job. Many of the people I work with have PhD's. They learned their profession in school, I learned mine on the streets of silicon valley. They appreciate my contribution because I do things they understand. I appreciate theirs because I don't want to spend another decade in school to get a degree that qualifies me for a lower paying job. =)

      I make recommendations to directors and VP's all the time. Some of the recommendations involve computer security processes. They trust me because I consistently show integrity in what I do. Someone who says they have a degree when they don't lacks integrity. That's the kind of thing that can come out at any time. HR people at large companies may not know which resumes to toss and which to keep, or verify people's claims sometimes, but they do a decent job of keeping track of why they let you go. Do you really want to take that chance?

    21. Re:Correlation != Causation by drdewm · · Score: 1

      Don't let these clowns get you down. It's easy to say in hind sight that this was a no brainer but I bet 99% of these geniuses would be scratching their heads and hi-fiving you at the time. IT support is a skill set and talent pool like any other. Some people are great some good and some should find other employment. Lots of programmers are programmers because they couldn't hack support.

    22. Re:Correlation != Causation by carlislematthew · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, but you pretty much just lost your argument there. What you did there was not rocket science, was not brain surgery, and was pretty much minimal critical thinking. When you've done some computer system architecture, design and implementation, *then* we can talk.

      Yes, I've done the range of tasks and so I am indeed aware of the amount of critical thinking that is involved in each.

    23. Re:Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll try, can you tell me how to be black? Maybe point me to the stuff Micheal Jackson DIDN'T use?

    24. Re:Correlation != Causation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      First of all, that's why I never emptied the recycling bin. Just In Case. Second, it was the only time in over seven years there that I needed to do something like that. Windows had to crash while copying in the new files, before the two in question were replaced and that's very unlikely. The point is that I was able to work out on the fly how to fix the issue, and that's a big part of what I was paid for: not how to read cheat-sheets, but how to improvise fixes when the shit hit the fan.

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    25. Re:Correlation != Causation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not the only case of that I've heard of, and in the *NIX world, it's about the equivalent. Both needed specialized knowlege plus the ability to think. As I wrote in another post, as far as I could tell, there wasn't a single tech there other than myself who could have recovered without reinstalling Windows. I don't know if it says a lot about me or the quality of the average tech, and I don't care. I'm just glad that caller was talking to me that day instead of somebody else.

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    26. Re:Correlation != Causation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      For the type of support done at an ISP, it's an extreme case. Normally, we don't even try to work with non-booting systems because it's not related to our service and we're not going to take responsibility. The general rule was, unless you could boot Windows (not Safe Mode) we wouldn't work on it. In this case, however, it happened while I was working on it, and that made it my responsibility. I'm sure it's not extreme for an OEM support rep, because that's what he's there for.

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    27. Re:Correlation != Causation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Note that the clowns are all posting as AC. It looks easy because they see the whole situation laid out at once, including the solution. They also ignore (as I've pointed out in another post) that we almost never concerned ourselves with non-booting computers, as in general that wasn't our problem. This was a special case, and I never found another tech at that company that had a clue of how I'd done it.

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    28. Re:Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

    29. Re:Correlation != Causation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      It may not take critical thinking from your point of view, but remember, the average tech support rep doesn't have your training and experience. Also, dealing with crashed systems wasn't part of our regular job, so this was way outside their experience. I don't know how much experience you have in FORTRAN, but could you come up with a program that moves bytes around absolute memory in FORETRAN, without using assembler? I can, but then, I helped a genius write routines to do it in FORTRAN, because that was the language he was givin to work with. The point is, what's easy and obvious to somebody with one skillset is hard and obsucre to somebody with a different one. When you've been around computers half as long as I have (I first used one in 1968.) you'll begin to understand this.

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    30. Re:Correlation != Causation by HardCase · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't have considered that extreme when I was running tech support for one of the major computer manufacturers of the dot com day. We didn't use scripts and I would have expected any of the 350 or so techs to be able to solve the problem - and they would have. Now maybe things have changed - I haven't been involved in tech support for about 8 years, but I still don't think that I'd categorize that as an extreme case. Maybe an interesting case.

      And, not to be a grammar nazi, it's the "Recycle Bin".

      -h-

    31. Re:Correlation != Causation by carlislematthew · · Score: 1
      Here we go... "I'm older than you, and so I know more, so just believe what I say". Doesn't fly - I've MENTORED developers that are older than you.

      Critical thinking and problem solving have very little to do with experience and skill-set. No, I could not do that in Fortran, but who cares? If I *needed* to do it, I'd figure it out. But I don't, so I won't...

    32. Re:Correlation != Causation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      For OEM support, it wouldn't be. This was at an ISP, and we normally didn't touch non-bootable machines. This was an exception, because it happened when something went wrong while we were working on it. It was completely outside our normal baliwick and nobody would have chastised me if I'd just told her to reinstall. When I found out she had the boot floppy, I decided to try and recover. This took far longer than we're supposed to take, but as a very senior member of our Tier II, I had the discretion to take as long as it needed. If my lead had noticed the time, he would have asked me if I needed help, but not interfered otherwise. (Note that a junior tech would have had to ask permission to stay on a call that long.)

      Not having done OEM support, I don't know the limits of your responsibility. Imagine doing a routine fix (I can still remember, three years later, every step in the routine.), having something that's normally not your responsibility going tits up, and improvising a fix that no other tech on your team would have thought of or known how to do. Whatever it might be, it'd take critical thinking, analysis and imagination. That may not always be needed in tech support, but doing it well, during an emergency, does.

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    33. Re:Correlation != Causation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      You've mentored developers in their sixties? Interesting. Right now, I'm 56. As far as the FORTRAN goes, it was only to make the point, yet again, that what's obvious and easy to one is hard and obscure to another because of differing experience and training. I happen to know how to do that, but only because I helped the late Daniel J. Alderson do that at JPL in '84-85. Alas, I didn't meet him until after he'd written JPL's main space-probe navigation software; the one that never missed, unlike whatever they've replaced it with. I've never done kernal or system development, however, so I'm sure there's lots of stuff that you'd find obvious that I'd not understand, and that's exactly what I was talking about.

      One thing you need to know to understand my example is that most tech support reps where I worked weren't techs by nature, they were just computer users who'd had some special training. Back when we regularly supported Win 3.1x, I found out the hard way that most of them wouldn't be able to use the output of mem /c/p to figure out what program was GPFing, even though the procedure was trivial to me. They didn't know Windows internals, they couldn't navigate in DOS because they'd never done it, and they wouldn't know how to find out which file was which, even if they'd located the right directory, and to be fair, they rarely, if ever, needed to. In short, by the standards of what you needed to know to do the job, that fix was deep wizardry. It might not be so to you, but your standards are different; not wrong, just different.

      As far as that FORTRAN question goes, I'll give you a hint: it's amazing what you can do if you turn off bounds checking on arrays...

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    34. Re:Correlation != Causation by carlislematthew · · Score: 1
      One of them was late 50s, so yes, older than you I guess...

      I don't think we really need to bring age into the discussion, especially if you make good points and a clear argument, which you in fact do.

      My point would be that critical thinking and experience/skills are different. The amount of experience and skills you have can extend the range of what your critical thinking can apply to. Personally, my critical thinking takes a nose-dive in discussions around brain surgery.

    35. Re:Correlation != Causation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      I wasn't trying to claim that I'm older, therefore I know better, I was pointing out that I'm older and more experienced than you'd have expected.

      I agree with the point you made and I think we're really on the same side here. Note that the three techs I thought might have worked out my fix were very senior, and had roughly as much total computer experience as me. They didn't work it out, but that was after the fact and there was no pressure. Who knows what they'd nave done if they'd been faced with it?

      You can work TS without understanding the product and do a good job, as long as you follow instructions and the problems fit the walk-throughs. If that's all you can do, or you can't improvise (which requires critical thinking) you're hosed whenever something unexpected comes up.

      To get back to the article, certifications only show that you have memorized the material, not that you understand it. In some cases, I've heard, it requires you to know what the testers think is the right answer, even if it's wrong. I have a young friend who's trying to break into IT. He has several certs, and he's constnntly chasing more. Not because he thinks he needs them to do the job, but because he's hoping to find one that will land him a job. I wish him luck, but I sometimes wonder if the number of certs he has is holding him back; it may look like he's just collecting them, rather than using them.

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    36. Re:Correlation != Causation by carlislematthew · · Score: 1

      I agree. I've interviewed many technical staff, mostly developers, and the resume only gets them in the door. It absolutely does not get them the job. If certs is all they have, it shows VERY quickly in the interview!

    37. Re:Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Cry me a river. Try being a lesbian navajo cannibal amputee and an admin. You have it easy by comparison, you insensitive clod!!

    38. Re:Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The part of the day that I have to think the most is by far programming. If you feel that's a path you can take, go for an acclerated AS degree at a community college. You'll pretty much be guaranteed work in the US as a programmer. It's not hip or sexy anymore and there's a severe shortage of good programmers in the states. If you want a middle ground, go for some sort of AS degree in networking. It's harder to configure a Cisco router than being a windows admin, but not as difficult as programming.

      I have an associates degree ("Associate in Applied Science, Computer Information Systems, Microcomputer Support Technician") that would qualify me for a position in network or help-desk support.

      The coursework when I attended in 2001-2002 involved PC hardware support and maintenance, client desktop software support (Windows 98, Office 2000), server support (Windows 2000 Server), local area networking, introductions to programming (BASIC and VB6) and databases (Access 2000), and a course in "system development and design" involving bits of project management with a focus on relational database development and normalization). As you can see, the systems I learned on have been outdated for the past three years (though most of the concepts are much the same, and the systems haven't really changed that much).

      As it turned out, my degree was apparently worth less than shit. I was absolutely unable to get any sort of entry-level job in the field with the degree alone. I gave up submitting my "resume" sometime in 2004.

      Certifications? Unfortunately, I couldn't afford to shell out thousands of dollars for an alphabet soup of certifications from Cisco, Microsoft, Novell, CompTIA, etc. Perhaps I should have shelled out thousands of dollars for specific training and certifications instead of shelling out thousands of dollars for a worthless degree.

      In any case, I suspect most vocational "degrees" are worth less than shit. Don't even bother with them. Fortunately, I had a few credits that were transferable to universities, but none of them were in math or science, as my "vocational degree" didn't require any math above intermediate algebra, and no science courses whatsoever.

      As of right now, I'm planning to eventually finish a real degree in either Computer Science at a second-rate public university, or Computer Engineering at a top-tier public university (which will require me to take five more semesters of math and at least three semesters of science before I can even think about applying). I was considering a degree in Computer Engineering Technology, but "Engineering Technology" sounds like a bunch of vocational bullshit, more suited to people content to spend their lives toiling away as the lackeys of real engineers. Fuck that.

      Maybe I'll have an undergraduate degree by the time I'm 30.

  38. Contract 'Stuffers' by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

    Certifications matter if your company needs them to fulfill some contract obligation. Other than that, nobody seems to care. If your company works on contract basis with certain types of large companies or the goverment, it is probably useful to have certifications.

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  39. Sure by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    I've met a few people who have the certificates, but don't have the in-depth knowledge or experience to really cut it.

    I've also known a few people who have both of those things in spades, and still have the certifications too.

    (And of course I've known people fitting the other two possibilities)

    Contrary to popular belief round these parts, having certifications in IT subjects does not automatically mean that a person has no real useful knowledge or experience; it is entirely possible to have both. The submitter might do well to think about where his clear bias comes from...

    (Disclaimer: I have no certifications myself; I never seem to quite find the time to go for them, despite my employer being willing and indeed keen to fund them)

  40. Partnerships == Aggregated Certified Personnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certifications are still very important if your employer needs to maintain a quota of certified staff in order to qualify for their technology partnerships. For recruiting, we note them, but rarely do certifications enter into the decision process. If anything, they form a lesser equivalent to a college degree, some documented form of effort & dedication to their career. However, once hired, there is some pressure to get one and register with the necessary partnership program.

  41. Network degrees on the rise by majortom1981 · · Score: 1

    Do you want to know why certifications are less and less required? Computer related degrees are on the rise. There are now more computer hardware ,security ,and comp network degrees now. you dont have to get a comp sci degree now. Example I have a networking administration and computer technology associates and a bachelors in managment of computer technology . There are more and different degrees in computers now. Its harder to get a degree then it is for a certification. More employers are requiring degrees

  42. Certified by fm6 · · Score: 1

    I decided once to go for an A+ certification. Figured it would be a snap, since I've been fiddling with computers since forever. But studying for it meant memorizing stuff like the stages of a laser printer print cycle (cleaning, conditioning, writing, transferring, fusing) and I soon used up my brain's capacity for meaningless crap. Oh well...

    1. Re:Certified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The printer stuff is easy. The real barrier is memorizing the damn IRQ memory addresses.

      I could do it if I could stop my mind from recoiling at the idiocy of it.

  43. Certs and degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Guess employers are getting hip to the idea that those who don't' have experience or can't "do", get certified..."

    Me, I would take a cup of ambition before certs as the I/T - Tech business is one where you will continue to learn some 30 - 40 years. Part of the job is to be able to contiunally learn and then being able to use what you learn. And companies can't afford to totally train a person up, the person wanting/needing this training needs to get with it and drive most of it from $50 books. And then practice it. An often undervalued trait when being interviewed.

    As tech info and Mom's home made cookies have one thing in common, they go stale fast. They may even type cast you which can prevent you from moving forward. "Hey, we can't take our only CNE and move them to Window's" ring a bell? Could happen to a MSCE doing a UNIX/Linux cert.

    Another hint, don't waste your neurons on fads like NET. NET2 and NEW NET and what comes next. Study the core stuff like RPC and sockets. Stick to the basics and the standards. I learned C 25 years ago now and still use it today. Moving to C++ was easy as it was to Java. I didn't go through too many fads and learned this early with Basic/Pascal/Prolog. Pick your language carefully as it takes time to become "proficient" and "professional".

    So the above merits some truth.

    1. Re:Certs and degrees by moochfish · · Score: 1

      In our industry, it's not always easy to tell what's a fad and what's not. There was a time when things like Javascript, SQL, or Python could be seen as a fad. They clearly have staying power and are highly used in their domain. And just because a technology is proprietary doesn't make it a fad. Knowing the development framework for the world's top operating system is hard to write off. Microsoft might abandon it in a year, they might not. But if they decide to keep it for the next decade, which they may, it would be stupid for any Windows developer not to at least take a look at the .NET framework.

      Fads are popular notions that don't have staying power. But staying power can only be assessed in retrospect.

      In the scope of this discussion, the moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket and to carefully diversify your skills because you never know when your skillset will become obsolete.

  44. Not that useful by Happy+Lemming · · Score: 1

    I've recruited many IT people over twenty+ years. I've never paid much attention to certification; I look more for attitude, and particularly the ability to realize that a problem may well have more than one solution. The fill-in-the-blanks kind of certification simply doesn't accomodate such choice.

  45. Must Consult Someone Experienced by jolyonr · · Score: 1

    As an employer I've know this for years... as have those companies big and small I have worked with. Thats why 'Must Consult Someone Experienced' initials after a candidate's name always set alarm bells ringing.

    Jolyon (the only initials I proudly boast are for my Certified Unix Network Technician certificate)

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  46. Mentoring... by javabandit · · Score: 1

    I manage developers for a living, and for me, mentoring is the most valuable thing. Especially if someone doesn't have a whole lot of "on the job" experience. I would think IT would be the same way. But I don't think mentoring is really done much anymore.

    When I first started programming, I came into a company as a full-time "apprentice" programmer. I made *barely* 20k per year, but I was learning under incredible people. It was invaluable.

    As a manager now, I look to who people have worked with. Do I know those people? Who does the applicant say they have learned from?

    Certifications don't tell me anything. I really wish that IT and CS people these days had the humility to be mentored by people greater than themselves. But I hardly see it anymore.

    1. Re:Mentoring... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      When I first started programming, I came into a company as a full-time "apprentice" programmer. I made *barely* 20k per year, but I was learning under incredible people. It was invaluable.

      Similar situation here. I was an "intern" -- but did the work of a full engineer and was employed year-round (though only half-time during the school year). The people I worked with, though, were top of their art, and included folks who maintained major ports of the Linux kernel; core toolchain (gcc+glibc) people and the like. Without any question, that job (and the people there who took me under their wings) shaped the rest of my career.

      As for humility: I'd grown somewhat cocky at college. Working with the people I did brought me down to size -- not because of any belittling on their parts, but simply because working with them, it became obvious how much I didn't know. I'd argue that exposure, more than pre-existing humility, is the key ingrediant.

    2. Re:Mentoring... by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      I really wish that IT and CS people these days had the humility to be mentored by people greater than themselves.
      I'm sure there are lots who would be willing to learn... if they could find someone willing to teach.

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  47. Certification THAT important? by revlayle · · Score: 1

    I mean I have been in software development for almost 15 years, and I have never been officially "certified" in anything. I had THOUGHT about it many times, then realized that, "HEY! I already get paid well for my skills." Is this more of an issue for tech support, IS, and networking infastructure folks?

  48. Our shipper has Aplus certification by grumpyman · · Score: 1

    That tells you a lot about certification lol :)

  49. not important at all by Gno · · Score: 0

    with all the outsourcing there will be no IT jobs left to get certified for

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  50. Rule of thumb by pHatidic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rule of thumb: Anything that allows you to "level up" is out to fuck you, take your money, or both. Examples: School, military, corporate hierarchy, catholic church, world of warcraft, scientology, etc.

    1. Re:Rule of thumb by pla · · Score: 3, Funny

      Rule of thumb: Anything that allows you to "level up" is out to fuck you

      Although I agree with you in principle...

      In practice, the Mauve Dragons of the Middle Management Plateau still yield before my mighty +3 sword of Spam Slaying (and other "useless" security expertise); My dual-classed L2AA/L4BS Geek-of-Many-Colors Resume still slays the trolls of HR; My numerous cross-platform Certs of Knowledge tame the most pernicious NixClone Daemons; And my White Male +30 racial modifier grants me (fair to the other players or not) a bonus to all rolls for find-treasure/performance-evaluation (nullified by any zone of EEOC or an attractive Half-Succubus apprentice competing for limited treasure apportionment).



      Now if only I could apply that to WoW, I'd study my ass off for a PhD in Auriculture with a minor in Ebaynics. But let's not get too silly, here!

    2. Re:Rule of thumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Anything that allows you to "level up" is out to fuck you, take your money, or both.

      Why do you think I post on Slashdot as an AC? :) Damn karma...

    3. Re:Rule of thumb by Council · · Score: 1
      Rule of thumb: Anything that allows you to "level up" is out to fuck you, take your money, or both. Examples: School, military, corporate hierarchy, catholic church, world of warcraft, scientology, etc.
      Although, to be fair, you could apply that same idea to "anyone who offers you anything" and it would sound just as accurate.

      . . . I'm not saying that would be wrong, though.
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    4. Re:Rule of thumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the mother of them all: government.

    5. Re:Rule of thumb by acidosmosis · · Score: 1

      *Hands you a pocket protector for +10 to all geek resists.. or something*

  51. How to measure performance... by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That's a tough one. There's no universal standard. Is a program that is feature-complete but bug-ridden superior to a program that is partial but bug-free? In theory, they are just as near to the end-goal as each other.


    Personally, I do agree that scraps of paper are best left for janitors. (I don't have anything against janitors, but they're paid to pick up paper, I'm paid to develop software.) That's not the same as saying that people shouldn't learn new skills. I believe that technology advances fast enough that anyone who is working full-time is physically incapable of learning at the necessary pace at the same time and therefore companies should pay for a sabatical to get people back up to speed.


    (I also believe that stagnation is why many people do their best work shortly after leaving college and then just brain-rot in-situ for the rest of their career. Sure, the brain is at peak efficiency in the mid-20s to early 30s, but good mental exercise and a strong drive to stay fresh should keep the brain useful maybe even into a person's 40s.)


    Certifications, as "proof" of skills, are worthless as they really show very little more than your ability to regurgitate some standard set piece of information. The battery test for ANY examination is whether you could modify "Eliza" or "Animals" - two very primitive decision-based systems - to pass the exam using nothing more than the course material. If the answer is "yes", then the examination requires no actual thought or understanding. A skill, as opposed to mechanical labour, requires a high level of thought and understanding.


    (This is not to under-value so-called "working-class" folk - I sincerely question whether they are "working-class" because that is where they want to be or because that is where society has placed them. Sure, some will enjoy mechanical work, but I doubt in anything like the numbers that are there. Besides, society can't afford to have people do low-grade work. To keep the US and Europe solvent, we need a much higher percentage of people in highly skilled work. Although ignorance is not the same as stupidity, we really can't afford either, but we can afford ignorance far less.)

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    1. Re:How to measure performance... by Debiant · · Score: 1

      I agree very much with you.

      But I think the problem is people's perception of certificates, degrees and high quality.

      Having first two raises propability to have last one - except if there are lot of people with first both.
      Only a minority of people can be better than the rest. High quality and high skills are also relative things.

      When there are lot of degrees and certificates, diffrences to better must arise from somewhere else than from them. Being better and smarter than rest, can't be standardized to a course or a school curriculum that can be taught to anyone.

      Higher pay comes from knowing things other don't know and being able to do things other can't or won't do.
      People who have these skills are either self taught, or with lot of education with lot of experience added to it. Most unlike person to have them is a person that does what is required in a course or in a degree, and doesn't do anything else than that. Such person knows what everybody else in the education also knows.
      But not much else.

      Small wonder if ceritification papers don't alone carry a long way?

      Of course if paper one has is very hard to obtain, whole matter is diffrent.

      I'd like to get to SAP course for example. Hard to get in and people knowing SAP skills are needed all a time.

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    2. Re:How to measure performance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I think you're a pathetic, arrogant, young twit, with an inflated sense of your own intelligence. But I happen to agree with you that higher order skills are more valuable than lower order skills, but then, where would we all be if we didn't have janitors and plumbers? I guess it's nice to pretend to live in a world where your highly-valued computer skills don't come at the expense of some humble Chinese girl working for pennies, under conditions that you would never dream of accepting. Did you ever consider the possiblity that some unintelligent peasant might actually want to get a certification so that they could possibly, maybe, earn a little better living?

      Oh wait, you said "I sincerely question whether they are 'working-class' because that is where they want to be or because that is where society has placed them". Do you also subscribe to that communist idea of "from each according to his ability, and to each according to his need"? Of course, for you, since you're so young and intelligent, that means you need little, but you should contribute greatly.

      How about exchanging your pay for that janitor who's too old to think his way out of an open-ended paperbag? Maybe that would help you to see that janitors and old people still have some value and deserve respect.

    3. Re:How to measure performance... by jd · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Define "from each according to their ability". If you mean "don't ask more of a person than they are capable of giving", then that is hardly Communist. Unless you're someone who defines "Communist" as "someone who treats those around them as Christian lore expects, rather than as Christian countries do in practice".


      (America taxes people according to their ability to pay. Does this make America a Communist state?)


      Also define "to each, according to their need". If you mean "provide social services (health care, mass transit, education, etc) such that those who cannot provide for themselves are not artificially deprived of their right to the tools to better their lives", then this is embedded as a commandment in ancient cultures thousands of years before any notion of "communism" or "capitalism" even existed.


      I find the practice of Americans labelling anything different to their values of the day as "Communist" to be one of the most depraved and disgusting habits, second only to their distortion of history - the Pilgrims didn't "flee persecution", they were kicked out for acts of terrorism. They were loose with the truth then, and they seem to have learned little since.

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    4. Re:How to measure performance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't have anything against janitors, but they're paid to pick up paper"

      Actually, you should pick up your own paper.
      The janitor should be doing things like emptying the trash, cleaning the toilets and waxing the floors.
      If you're paying him to pick up the paper, then you needed a better mother (or you should have listened to the one you had).

      "good mental exercise and a strong drive to stay fresh should keep the brain useful maybe even into a person's 40s"

      You need to pay more attention to people around you that are over 50. Except, come to think of it, maybe they're related to you (i.e. have the same lack of intelligence), so maybe you need to meet some OTHER people over 50.

      Probably the smartest person I know (I know a lot of very smart people) is over 60.

      Also, in case it matters, I'm in my 30's.

  52. IT Certs... by jjr23 · · Score: 1

    I liked what I read somewhere one time... "IT Certs are for getting past the HR droids." If someone has MCSE on their resume, you KNOW that they don't understand the software... they just know the GUIs. The worse ones are the folks who put it on their business card; you can guarantee that they will be the ones stumped by the most basic problems. MCSE's are generally negative points when I look at people's resumes. Other product specific ones are ok if the person will be doing a job with that software, but you know that the person probably isn't that flexible when the firm drops that software.

    1. Re:IT Certs... by Drinkgreen · · Score: 1

      I will disagree to some extent on this, as I know quite a few REAL MCSE's. They took a long time to earn it, and they work hard to show it. But for the most part, I would agree with you. And that's why the cert business is hurting. The paper-MCSEs have brought down the value, which in turn has scared off the true professionals.

  53. A certifi-whatsis? by McBainLives · · Score: 1

    I'm in the Mac support business- have been since 1995. What's a "certification"?

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    1. Re:A certifi-whatsis? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      http://train.apple.com/certification/

      Perhaps you've heard of it?

  54. Really? by cmay · · Score: 1

    I can clearly see how if someone came in with no experience and they had a cert you might say, "Whatever, you just studied for the test."

    But if you had 2 candidates that were equally experienced, equally able to prove their ability, etc. and one of them had a cert, I would give that guy the edge b/c it shows that they were willing to put in some time and money studying for it (for something in their field).

    I think it shows that they actually care about themselves and their career to some extent. Much like a masters degree except to a lesser extent.

    Would people out there really punish someone for going out and getting certified?

  55. The A+ has become more of a "high school diploma" by empvirus · · Score: 1

    The A+ certification seems to be the requirement to get hired as a technician anyhwere these days. More or less, it's become the high school deploma of IT.

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  56. MOD PARENT UP by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    In fact, I just got done interviewing some odd 12 ppl (mostly from technosource; another perot style company if you ask me). All but one failed miserably. The one was interesting, but missed some rather trivial questions. I used to love interviewing ppl, but now I see lots of lies coming out. At my prior job, we interviewed soemthing like 4 ppl for a job that required some linux kernel work. No biggie; it should be nice and easy. All 4 claimed to have it; Of course, 3 of them could not figure out how to code strcpy (and one did not know what a pointer was even when shown it).

    The last one was the most interesting. some of the question that I asked was how to create a new process (you spawn it ; I mentioned fork/exec and he did not know how to use them or how they operated), or how do you start a process during the boot-up (put in a batch file within etc; where at? anywhere in /etc.), IPC(pipe, socket, mutex, semaphore; asked for others esp interesting variations on sockets and he had none). Finally, the one that I loved was a trick question on compilers. To be honest, you would only know it if you have done the dragon (pretty much a CSer which he claimed), but he was wrong. After arguing with me, he tried it and then called me back to argue with me; finally, he finished up by calling my boss and complaigning that I was wrong.

    What was funny is that I had laid out all these questions and the expected answers for him and said that we can tell who comes from unix and who comes from windows. He answered 100% on the windows; In addition, it was obvious from how he answer that he was a CIS or something else, not the CSer that he claimed;

    So from here on out, I always check hard core. Far too many ppl lying about their background.

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  57. Thanks for saving us the effort by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Dodgey stats get made worse by really bad /. summaries.

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  58. CISSP is the only one with real value. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of all the certifications on the market right now, the only one I can see that bears any actual real-world value is the CISSP, and it's not easy to get nor keep. I hope to have mine by the end of the calendar year, and I'm getting my employer to pay the $500 testing fee any buy all the training materials for me.

  59. All right... by Dread+Pirate+Skippy · · Score: 1

    I work at a major educational institution, and they require at least two common certifications (A+, Network+, MCSE, etc.).
    The problem here is that the people doing the hiring are not IT people and know nothing about IT. They're HR people. They see the certs and say, "Okay, this is going to be our baseline. We're throwing out resumes if the applicant doesn't meet this requirement." This is...silly. In just the past year, I've worked with at least two unique and completely incompetent people (I mean really incompetent. Can't map a Windows shared drive and get confused when you tell them you're going to give them a "URL" incompetent.), both of whom were A+ certified. Neither lasted more than three or four months. They got their feet in the door, yes, and probably because of the certs. However, once it was clear they didn't know what they were doing, they were gone, certs or not.

  60. That was then by twitter · · Score: 0, Troll
    About ten years ago, I got my assorted MS certifications, taking 10 different tests at a cost of $1,000 total.

    Would the equivalent tests be worth while today?

    Being able to study and pass ten different tests probably reflects on my sometimes insane degree of focus, rather than full comprehension.

    Like a degree, it also reflects your ability to do as you are told. The average Microsoft publication is so insulting I'm unable to read it for more than ten minutes. It's mostly shine on sales literature with push this and push that. Rarely do they explain basic principles or cite actual industry standards and reference application. Anyone who can deal with that and learn from it can digest just about anything on command.

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    1. Re:That was then by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      I've found MS publications, especially TechNotes, to be less useful than sitting down with the software in a VM and pushing buttons until it does what you want. Then you reset the VM and try do it without changing 500 other options first.

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    2. Re:That was then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The average Microsoft publication is so insulting

      Hmmm - "insulting"? Can you give us an example of a Microsoft technical publication you've read recently that is "insulting" in nature? I'd like to see an example.

      Thanks.

  61. Obligatory rehash by RemovableBait · · Score: 1

    Ok, ok:

    How do you get a Microsoft Certified Desktop Support Technician (MCDST) off your doorstep?

    Pay him for the fscking pizza, of course!

    1. Re:Obligatory rehash by curtisk · · Score: 1

      ok, I admit, you got a chuckle out of me on that joke :)

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  62. Ain't what you know, it's who you know by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    First of all, I have no certificate. Not a single one. Not even an ECDL.

    I still never had any trouble finding a (good) job. More often than not, I was not looking for jobs, jobs came looking for me. And more often than not, it came because someone who knew me already worked there.

    The reason for this is obvious (besides old fashion nepotism). During and after the dot-com hype, a billion companies sprung up that "certified" you for this or that, but the true value of those certs is quite uncertain. Mainly for 2 reasons.

    First of all, the good ol' fashion school reason: Learn - write - forget. We all did it. Learn some crap by heart, write it down and free the allocated memory as soon as it's no longer needed.

    And also because a good deal of those "certifying" companies hand out the cert to whoever shells out the dough. Hey, it's competition. And who do you take your money to? The company that actually makes you work for your cert, or the one that hands it to you? Supply and demand, ya know?

    Certs were important because HR managers had no clue what was important in the IT world. They still don't. But they learned that certificates ain't a 100% reliably tool to measure "how good you really are".

    So what they do now is they turn to their employees. Do you know someone who's good and would work here? There are actually some companies that have programs to reward you for bringing good people into the boat.

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    1. Re:Ain't what you know, it's who you know by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      Re: rewarding people who bring good people into the company.

      Really. Of course, I just deposited a check for several thousand dollars (5K, after taxes), for just that, and it's not my first "hire" bonus. (grinning all the way to the bank, and halfway back home as well)

      If your company has such a program, it's a great way to supplement your income, help your buddies out, **and** raise the clue level inside your company. . .

      Win-win all around. . .

    2. Re:Ain't what you know, it's who you know by Tom_M_Riddle · · Score: 1

      One of the tragedies in finding work is that people regress into just that. They won't hire anyone they don't know. They won't take a damned chance. How do you maintain "skill" if no one will hire folks they don't know? Then trained folks sit starving in the streets for 9 months, not using or gaining your proof of skill. You don't really know what people can do until you give them a damned chance. It is very easy to be cut off. Companies die, people die or move on. It is quite possible that no one can, or will, speak for you. Except yourself. People don't apply for shit they can't do. It's a myth. I hate to say it. It costs time and money to check the company, consider the role, set up and travel to interviews. People looking to break in, or break back in, don't have it to waste. I can't understand the backlash against folks who tried to gain an edge in finding work. It's all about finding a job. If you're going to ignore the studies people do, then how the hell can they win a job in a way other than knowing the folks in your circle? Often, job descriptions are fantastic, absurd laundry lists of traits for 3 or four specialties crammed into one. But give the candidates credit for knowing their correct path. There are people who want no part of a managerial position, and will leave the instant the job at hand becomes one. There are others who only want to run things, and are tired of the server rooms, the front lines, and the details. Hires have acceptable loss and compromise. Maybe hire for pieces instead waiting for the miracle all-in-one who will save your company. Live with the hiring decisions you make. Part of your responsibility as a hiring authority is to select candidates. Not narcissistic clones of Self, but *candidates* They have different things to bring. Even if the "skills" you seek are there, they may clash completely with your culture, temperament, ethos. But there's no frozen food approach, no quick path or sure predictor. You actually have to try the candidate out. For better or worse. Perhaps, just perhaps, folks seek certifications because they want some way into a job. In this age of rejection based on non-merit factor after non-merit factor. Too old. Poor credit. Quit "too many jobs." You might have some trouble getting those "skills" not provided by a cert if you never get any work to start things rolling. A job search succeeds on momentum. But there has to be a start. A push. A CHANCE.

    3. Re:Ain't what you know, it's who you know by smash · · Score: 1
      I'm in pretty much the same category as the grandparent post.

      As to how you get started?

      Have an interest in technology in your spare time. Learn PHP, learn shell scripting, etc and then put something out to the world that demonstrates your competence in the skills you want to whore out.

      If you've got something you can point to and say "I made this!" then you've got half a foot in the door already.

      Also, during the time spent learning, you may well establish relationships in that industry with people in developer forums, help forums, etc that may know of someone who has work going, etc.

      My first real tech job (ISP admin - 10 years ago) i landed due to meeting up with the ISP owner in question when I was doing part time web development (and hence setting up my own linux box, etc to develop on). I was lucky i got in while the business was small, but there's always opportunities like that cropping up with new technology. You just have to put yourself "out there" and take the time to learn it of course.

      smash.

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  63. Not Necessarily by flithm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've been on the hiring end of the stick a few times, just enough to decide that it's in my best interest to toss away any resumes that have nothing but certifications listed in the education section.

    I think most people who've done a few rounds of hiring will easily note that people in that category simply don't have the required knowledge. Nor do they have the work ethic. A university degree certainly doesn't guarantee intelligence, but it does guarantee you that a person can make it through four continuous years of hard work.

    Another point of note is that I once worked at a testing center where they administered many of the popular IT certification exams. It became obvious very quickly that those certifications are designed merely as a money making tool for the companies that produce them. They give you an idea that the person you're hiring can memorize screens and their uses, along with a few technical concepts, and their applications, but that's all they do. (It's also fairly common to find bootleg copies of the exams on the internet).

    In the future if I see a long list of certs I'll probably just toss the resume away without going any further. There's no shortage of people out there, but there aren't that many good people, just more and more people with certifications and educations from silly little diploma farm colleges.

    I know that I'm not the only who thinks this way too... so yeah I'd say it could hurt.

    1. Re:Not Necessarily by infosec_spaz · · Score: 1

      I disagree with you, but I guess you could see that coming. I passed my CISSP in December, and I have effectively doubled my salary since. The test had NOTHING to do with memorizing screens, or their uses. It was a hard test, I know the material, but the psychometrics of the test were what made it very hard. Kinda like taking the Security+ with a psych test intermingled.

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    2. Re:Not Necessarily by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      Heh, That could be a problem for me in my future.
      I was hired to work for a company with very few certs and a lot of experience in my field.
      However they have started making me go to various classes and get a load of certifications now.
      On the plus side the more certifications I get the more money they pay me.
      On the negative side I'm currently doing my MCSE.

  64. "I SUMMON THE VAST POWER OF CERTIFICATION!" by wsanders · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Sorry, that's all I remember from my classes..."

    -Dilbert

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  65. Parent post brought to you by timecop at... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sia.animenfo.com

    Feel free to contact him there in any way possible.

  66. Let me help... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    Everything eWeek runs is crap!

    Look for their story on the double-free CVS flaw... the CERT advisory was from 2003 yet they wrote in 2004 that an exploit would be available 'any day'.

  67. It was worth it to me by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

    Though I would say I did it less for becoming a DBA and more for being a developer or architect with strong DBA skills. I found the OCP has the problems that most paper certs do , and not everyone in the Oracle world respects them. But it's a good way to force you to learn the product (assuming you do spend time learning beyond the exam-cram stuff).

    Having said this, I took the cert before the course requirements were mandatory. If you're paying for this yourself, I'm not sure the courses are worth the thousands of $$$ if you're a good self-learner. OCP won't give you THAT much of a salary increase.

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  68. RHCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company is paying for my to get RHCE certified. I guess it cant be such a bad deal since I dont have to shell out a dollar for it. I have seen a lot of talk of the MCSE and A+ on here being crap, but would this certification benefit me at all? Or should it be something I should completely leave off the resume in any future job searches?

    1. Re:RHCE by toadlife · · Score: 1

      I've read that a RHCE cert is like an MCSE - in that you can cram for it and pass it without really "getting it". But I don't think there is any hurt in getting one.

      My work sent me to a bunch of Win2k/AD training classes a few years ago and I got a "Learning Tree" certificate out of it. Though I really did learn a ton of usefull stuff about Active Directory in those classes, I wouldn't be impressed if I saw a learning tree cert on someones resume. I say this because there were a *ton* of dumbasses in my learning tree classes - who passed the tests.

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    2. Re:RHCE by DarkShadeChaos · · Score: 1

      I assume your talking about MCSE on 2000. Because that is simply not the case for MCSE on 2003. I don't know anybody who could cram and pass that.

      A+, Net+, CNA, CCNA, MCP (one away from MCSA 2003)

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    3. Re:RHCE by toadlife · · Score: 1

      I heard it requires an actual lab now where they bork up a domain and require you to fix it. Is that true?

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    4. Re:RHCE by DarkShadeChaos · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm aware of; when I took the MSCA test (271, 274 something like that) it was mostly long questions with multiple 'right' answers. The problem was that within the case study it gave you information which made some answers impossible. For instance: setting up authentication using CHAP, CHAPv2, EAP w/ TLS, etc etc. But the question stated there would be Windows 98 clients, therby eliminating everything but CHAP. I wish I had a better example, but the questions required you to not only know the available options but also the detailed mechanisms behind them.

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  69. Hardly Definitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one research company's findings. ONE.

  70. Re:my boobies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    brooke? is that you?

  71. Wet Textiles by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just peed my pants... TY for the laugh! (emphasis on WOW as if it allows you to "level up" in RL, er I mean.. Real Life.)

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    1. Re:Wet Textiles by pHatidic · · Score: 1

      I was hoping for +1 insightful, but I guess some things are so serious you can only +1 funny them.

  72. Certs still necessary by dave562 · · Score: 1

    I work for a firm that pimps warez and services for the evil empire. Although we have numerous successful deployments that involve dozens of servers, hundreds of users, and geographically seperated sites, there are some contracts that we can't bid on simply because no one in the company is certified. Even though we can get the job done, and even though 99% of our business comes via word of mouth from satisifed customers, there are contracts (mostly governmental / Fortune 500) that we can't even come close to.

    Having said that, I have worked alongside numerous certified individuals, and more often than not, they are the least competent people out there. The knowledge that comes from being interested in something and wanting to truly figure out how it works will always be more valuable and genuine than the knowledge that comes from a lesson plan.

    Yet having said that, certifications are a good, but sometimes frustrating way to codify what you know. Like for example, who cares how ntbackup works? No one uses NTBackup in the real world. But none the less, you need to waste brain power learning how it works if you want an MCSE.

  73. School for Computers was all I Needed by Vince+Ferg · · Score: 1

    After going to school for only 1 year without obtaining any certs I was extremely worried about ever finding a job. But believe it or not certs actually put more pressure on obtaining a job since they will expect a lot more out of you. Although the plus side is you will be making more money faster but hey for me right now just breaking into the field I can say that with only a degree backing me you can definetly make it in the world of IT with very little experience. And trust me I will definetly go and get my certs at a later time but right now it just feels good to have a job. Another thing to add is that the other 3 in my department that have this job also have no certs, but they are regretting not having any since now they really do want a better job after being here for almost 10 years now.

  74. Knowledge of XYZ by devfsadm · · Score: 0

    It seems like at one time a certification was a sure thing that you had a basic understanding. Certifications have evolved from basic understanding and through marketing changed to expert knowledge and now back to a pretty piece of paper that you can hang on your wall. The people who provide the certifications like CISCO or Microsoft made their own certification useless by passing people who cram for the exams. Any employer that hires strictly on certification deserves what they get. Certifications are a volume business. Several hundred dollars for a certificate. Who cares if you have knowledge. The Interview questions and the consensus of the interviewers are vital to hiring a new employee. Employers need to get of their butt's and put more emphasis on the interview process.

  75. Not "harder". Just longer and more costly. (NT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  76. Math by Joebert · · Score: 1

    pay premiums for non-certified IT skills grew three times faster than for certified ones

    I have to ask, that figure didn't happen to come from the non-certified statistics department did it ?

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  77. Re: Maybe it's not resume padding.... by idfubar · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I would be careful: "Knowing UNIX" and "Memorizing a bunch of inane specific trivia" are two very different things. Assuming your memory is finite, why would you waste it on memorizing how to do "a", "b" or "c" in a shell?

    Given the wealth of resources and reference information made available by the internet I think anyone with a basic understanding of a UNIX environment can get the job done on any OS/shell with the proper motivation; how can you be sure you're actually testing what you *think* you're testing? I think the problem with your approach is that it isn't designed to handle candidates who may be specialized in a particular distribution (AIX, Solars, HP-UX, AIX, RedHat, SuSE) or shell (csh, tsh, ksh, bash), especially considering that no one *I know* who "Knows UNIX" uses a default shell that someone would open for them at a interview. You're also probably filtering candidates who may be stronger in terms of problem-solving abilities rather than trivia (which may ultimately be more valuable to your company).

    My guess is that you're simply skewing your results to decrease the number of "false positives" at the cost of increased "false negatives". While that may still allow you to reach your goal (you'll get a "positive" match or a hire) it might be at the cost of filtering out candidates who truly are more qualified.

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  78. My Recent Experience Concerning Certifications by Omega1045 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think this "argument" has come up 10 times since I started reading slashdot. I had a recent opportunity to test what my certifications did for me. I believe they helped me, and please follow along as I explain.

    When I first decided to get certs, I was a college dropout. I had reached mid-junior level in a CompSci track, and taken a local developer job. I was working at a local company doing web application development. This was in the same small town (50k pop) in which I went to school, and was looking to be a well paid fish in a bigger pond. My route was the MCSD (Microsoft Certified Solution Developer) track. In 1999, that meant doing a track with 5 tests, two of which would be VB or C++ centric, a couple of electives, and the two hour "solutions architecture" test. Since I had done of ton of C++ in college but no MS C++, and had a lot of VB and ASP experience, I went the VB route. After passing all of the tests (self study), I soon found a well paying job out of state and took it. I was told that my certs got my foot in the door, and my interview and technical skills I demonstrated got me the job.

    Now it is 2006, and I have almost 9 years of professional software development experience under my belt. I take pride in the fact that I have continued my self education sans BS CompSci. Recently, things got craptacular at work and I decided I needed to look for new employment. I pulled the old .doc resume files out, and seriously thought about removing all of the old MCSD crap. However, I left it in. And it worked really well for me. I found that recruiters still look for this stuff. I cannot believe how many interviews started with questions or comments on my certs. It got my foot in the door, again.

    In the end, I am more than certain that it was my experience and my answers to some tough technical questions that got me my new job. However, I would recommend certs to anyone looking to prove their technical merit.

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  79. Paper! by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    Beats rock, ROCK (99.9 KISW) beats scissors, and scissors beats PAPER!

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    How much is your data worth? Back it up now.
  80. bwahhaha by dknj · · Score: 1

    especially when you're an outside consultant that doesn't even have the certification.

  81. CCIE.... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Are there any other certifications besides the CCIE that have a lab requirement?

    Anybody remember the old CCIE lab exam? It was TWO days long, and if you didn't pass the first day, you weren't allowed to continue the second day. Plus the proctors would 'break' you setup while you were at lunch.

    1. Re:CCIE.... by Pii · · Score: 1
      My first attempt was the two-day exam... Believe me when I tell you that it was easier that the current exam.

      You used to get points for cabling, and doing the basic IP addressing tasks. You also had fewer "non-core" topics to configure, so as to make time for the troubleshooting section (afternoon of day two).

      Now it's 8 hours to do what used to take 13, and there are no freebie cabling and addressing points.

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      has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
  82. Re: IT Certs by vpaine · · Score: 1

    I agree.
    I've only seen ONE job where I live that doesn't require some stupid piece of paper.
    When I went to get that piece of paper I was "taught" by "teachers" who were reading from a book, obviously I left to do something useful with my time!

  83. Maybe *you* can find out in five minutes by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But many people who screen applicants are complete imbeciles.

    I have worked in IT over 25 years, and that is something I know for a fact.

    1. Re:Maybe *you* can find out in five minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see you've worked for the Government too...

      I've applied to all kinds of IT jobs with the Government (read: GS) and overseas, I keep getting told I don't qualify at all. In the states, I'm just not as qualified as other people or they have more points over me (read: disabled).

      The system is messed up. It makes it even more messed up when some HR desk jockey is making the hiring decisions on info they don't even understand.

  84. This is great news! by Javaman59 · · Score: 0

    I had nearly run out of excuses to put off my studies.

    Think I'll have a couple of beers, and watch television tonight.

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    I'm a software visionary. I don't code.
  85. Cisco entry and mid level certs are whored out by puzzled · · Score: 2, Interesting


    http://testking.com/

      You can download most any current Cisco exam, cram it, and become a 'professional'. I got my CCNP and CCDP the old fashion way - worked, studied, worked, studied, worked, worked, worked, recertified, completed three of four exams for the CCIP, worked some more. Now you can just download 'em. Cisco resellers are required to have people with certain levels of different things and most jobs I see wanting Cisco qualify the position based on the ticket you need to have to get it.

      I've taken my first halting steps towards studying for the CCIE. Those words are in italics because I feel like I've just typed arranging a circle jerk every time I use them. There are so many guys six months into the process with no real skills and none of the talent needed who are circle jerking on their theoretical CCIE. Or worse, the guys who are six years into it, they've got their whole self esteem invested in getting those four letters after their names, and they just don't have what it takes. Its sad to see.

      Whatever the case, CCIE still has value, and my job puts me in front of everything on the exam except multicast and I'm slutting about taking multicasting jobs at half of market rate just so I can tune up for that area.

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    1. Re:Cisco entry and mid level certs are whored out by Pii · · Score: 1
      Or worse, the guys who are six years into it, they've got their whole self esteem invested in getting those four letters after their names, and they just don't have what it takes. Its sad to see. It doesn't make me sad... I like the fact that most people that claim to be working on their CCIE are never going to finish it. And if you get over the hurdle, you're going to feel the same way.
      --
      For those that would die defending it, Freedom
      has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
  86. So where do I start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have BS in accounting, but after 6 years in that field, realized that I love computers. I've been building them since the mid 90's, but due to personal reasons switched my major in college from EE to accounting. It was the biggest mistake of my life.

    So I'm starting over. But how do I get into the IT when I have the knowledge, but don't have the "resume-able" experience besides a college co-op at GE? While I know I could sell myself once I got an interview, I CAN'T get an interview because I don't have anyway to sell myself.

    So I'm getting the easiest cert I can so I can get my foot in the door. The A+ . Is this a bad idea? I don't know, but I do know I'm miserable at my job, and I hope that getting this cert will be enough to help me get my career in the direction I want it too.

    I'm taking the Test on Thursday... wish me luck

  87. No problem by destiney · · Score: 1


    /me tosses out both certifications
    /me keeps 10 years experience

    Easy enough..

  88. How I learned to diagnose a computer or by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    There & Back Again....

    Thats how I became a Tech. See I worked for this piece of **** CO. That wouldn't teach me anything. Oh, they had a master tech, who really knew his stuff, but was allways gone. They expected me to just "magically absorb" how they wanted stuff set up. I often spent alot of time in a warehouse turning these long plastic pipes into deadly blowguns by putting a screw int a styrofoam packing cylynder (peanut?)and stuffing the thing into the pipe. I could shoot that blowgun 50 yards and screw it into a sign about 2 whole revolutions! But I digress...

    I didn't learn a thing from there, and when I got word that NEC was hiring, I jumped on over thinking that I was a "Computer TECH." So, I went there, and they had me doing basic assembly for 2 weeks. I outperformed every other assembler, so when they promoted their tech, they asked me to replace him. My first day of trianing with him went something like this:

    Me: (after hearing a noise or something, Turns head)
    Pete: Rapidly dis assembles everything, but leaves it looking like it was together.
    Me: (turns head back)
    Pete: Why doesn't this unit work?
    Me: ? The flux capacitor is down?
    Pete: Uh... NO.
    Me: ??
    Pete: Look at the damn thing.
    Me: ... Looks good? I don't know whats wrong...
    Pete: You were a tech where?

    You get the picture..

    With a little bit of coaching, from then on I started at the begining.

    Is the machine working? Y/N?

    N >> Is machine switched on Y/N?
              If N then switch on and recheck.
              Else then check power to wall.
                  Is there power?
                  If N fix, and recheck,
                      Else If Y then is powersupply connected in unit? Y/N?
                            If N then Reconect and recheck
                            if Y then ...

    I learned a very valuable lesson that helps me from writing a small peice of code to explaining something to my boss, to teaching classes. Am I a great tech now? No, I am a sys admin because I was a great tech! I diagnosed a bad powersupply over the phone, fixed it, and soon had an interview with my current Boss!

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    How much is your data worth? Back it up now.
  89. Nothing Wrong with CISA by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

    There is something odd about their inclusion of CISA--observing salary drops is one thing, but drawing conclusions about the certification's value is another. I can't really put my finger on what mistake they are making, but purely based on observational evidence, I can't imagine getting a "real" IT audit job without that certification.

    As for IT security-type stuff, certifications like CISSP have become sort of an "oh yeah, I have one of those" (I let mine lapse after getting sick of paying them 80 bucks a year for nothing) despite ISC(2)'s attempts to turn it into something that actually represents real knowledge. That said, I actually found the study material for the certification pretty interesting (neat insight into IT security management terminology and thinking.)

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  90. being a student... by Abstract_Me · · Score: 0

    being a student and talking to many employers quite often to find out what they want they all seem to say the same thing. "Get as many certs under your belt as possible". maybe im crazy but that seems to go against tfa

  91. Re:Nothing beats experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you Captain Obvious, but the problem is that you need a job to get experience, which isn't true with the other options.

  92. Hasn't Affected me too much by barik · · Score: 1

    A lot of companies pay for you to take your certifications, and often you are required to take one of two a year. This is how I ended up obtaining my Sun certification, though I don't even program in Java anymore. If you ever attend any free Microsoft event, you'll also find that in your goodies bag there is a free certificate voucher for any MS exam.

    It would be silly to not take a certification if it's being paid for by your employer, or if it's free of charge for you to take. A certification may not necessarily help career-wise, but I've found it invaluable for obtaining a refresher on a particular subject applicable to my work. It also forces me into 'academic' mode, by forcing me to actually read books and study just as I would for a college exam. It also gives you a goal to work toward, whereas otherwise you might just come home and vegitate on the TV.

    As to their effectiveness in getting a a job, I wouldn't really know. I've never ever been able to get any job thus far without doing some sort of personal networking. Monster.com et. al has never worked for me. From a hiring perspective, it seems like resume matters less, and a personal recommendation from someone in the company will get you in the door, regardless of the number of buzzwords in your applictaion.

    Part of this is may be because I work in Engineering, and for whatever reason, it is much harder to apply a set of consistent buzzwords to the Engineering discipline.

  93. IT never was important to begin with . . . by fuzzylollipop · · Score: 1

    everywhere I ever worked, and I did lots of resume reviews and hiring interviews, we thru out any resumes that had any certifications on them. Period. After interviewing enough people that could only answer questions off the tests in the order they were asked on the tests, it became extremely apparent, anyone who spent the money to get "certified" was more stupid than we wanted working for us.

  94. Right by metamatic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've looked at Courier, and I don't use it specifically because it's a piece of crap. And I wouldn't use shell script to write something that was supposed to build and e-mail reports--I'd use a more sensible tool, like Ruby or Perl.

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
    1. Re:Right by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Indeed!

      Courier makes for a good IMAP4rev1 standards compliant and Maildir++ supporting - if not terribly good performing - IMAP server (though I would lean towards using Dovecot in a non-production environment - YMMV), but it's really crappy MTA. Exim for one is a far the better option.

      Not using something like Perl for the reporting would be as bad an idea as using courier as a full MTA - of course there are graphical reporting tools (as well as other ways of easily reporting queue usage via the CLI).

  95. better idea by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

    How about, instead of spending all your time getting a cert, you spend your time actually making something you can show to prospective emplooyers - your own web site, your own contributions in open source software. In benchmarking, real-life results always win.

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  96. I don't get the attitude about certs by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does an MD guarantee a great physician? Does a JD guarantee a great lawyer? Does an MBA guarantee a business man? Need I go on?

    If somebody in high school (for whatever reason) wants to be a computer tech; 90% of the posters here on slashdot, would post that five years of experience is much more valuable than an A+ cert. Well duh, thanks for being so insightful, and all. But how is somebody supposed to get started?

    Practically every real profession relies on degrees, certs, licenses, and the like. IT has always been a major exception.

    Then the IT pros piss and moan about how their not treated like real professionals, and certainly not paid like other professionals. Imagine if a BSEE was optional for an electrical engineer.

    You can't just hire somebody off the street to fix your toilet, or clean your swimming pool. Those jobs require licenses, certs, etc. But, hiring somebody to write life-and-death critic software, whose only credential is that he's the PHB's nephew . . . hell, that's done all the time.

    1. Re:I don't get the attitude about certs by solitas · · Score: 1
      You can't just hire somebody off the street to fix your toilet, or clean your swimming pool.

      Um, haven't you been watchin' all the noisy beaners marching all over hell-and-gone on the news today?

      --
      "It's time to take life by the cans." ~ Bender ("Bendin' in the Wind", ep. 3-13)
  97. Entry level requieremts: why? by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1
    Most entry level jobs in IT seem to demant an A+, and even a network+ cert, even if you have an AS or BS degree in the feild -- and the sad part is the A+ and Net+ are FRIGGEN JOKES...hardware questions that were either all useless crap like "what slot/socket does (insert 10 year old Cyrex CPU here) fit in?" or just dumb like "Nothing happens when you press the power button, would you A:check the power cable connectivity B: swap HDDs or C: push the button harder" NETWORK+ was just outdated; In March 2006, when I sat for it I got 2 questions about networking NT3.5 and Netware 3 with Apple System 7

    Why were CompTIA certs ever taken seriously?

  98. Re: Maybe it's not resume padding.... by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

    for $foo in a b c; do
      $foo
    done

    that's how you do a b c in a shell. :o)

  99. I really don't see why by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I believe you. But, I happen to think the CISSP is the most over-rated of all IT certs. Don't get me wrong, having a CISSP doesn't prevent somebody from being great at computer security, but it certainly doesn't guarantee it. I've know CISSPs who couldn't install a home network.

    Of course the CISSP is supposed to be managerial. But what's managerial about it? It does not go into nearly enough depth to prove somebody knows how to do a security audit, for example. IMO: the CISSP doesn't go into enough depth to prove anything.

    1. Re:I really don't see why by funk49 · · Score: 1

      As you said, the CISSP is supposed to be geared towards management. It's the "500 ft view" InfoSec cert as opposed to the "50ft view" ones like the SANS and other analyst courses. I feel it serves its purpose fairly well. Yes, someone who is a CISSP most likely wouldn't do an audit but would be managing the CISA/CISM/GIAC that *WOULD* be doing the audit. Working as intended IMHO.

  100. consider the cert by v1 · · Score: 1

    A smart interviewer will know what skill level is required to pass what test. "MCSE" I have heard described as a "Minesweeper Consultant and Solitair Expert". Three people I know that have taken that test agree with that assessment.

    Now try that stunt with CNE or Apple Technical Coordinator sometime. If you didn't study, you're not going to do better than random chance. If you studied, you might hit 55%. Better crack the books good if you want to pass those, and practical experience here can make the difference. Apple's tests are downright evil... "check all that apply" questions, mismark a single one of the five checks and you fail that question - you cannot BS or guess your way through that - final scores of 18% have been seen on that test.

    Unless it's a Cxx hiring a CIO, you should expect your employer to know more than you do about I.T., and they should have the common knowledge to know what certs mean something and what certs are basically "pay us $100, take a simple test that any clown could pass, and here's your cert".

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    1. Re:consider the cert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now try that stunt with CNE or Apple Technical Coordinator sometime. If you didn't study, you're not going to do better than random chance. If you studied, you might hit 55%. Better crack the books good if you want to pass those, and practical experience here can make the difference. Apple's tests are downright evil... "check all that apply" questions, mismark a single one of the five checks and you fail that question - you cannot BS or guess your way through that - final scores of 18% have been seen on that test.

      As an ACTC, ACHDS, ACDT and ACPT let me tell you how useful these certifications have been for me.

      (blink)

      Yeah.

      Look at it this way, everyone who pays to become Apple Certified in anything but Desktop Technician and Portable Technician end up with certifications which are generally outdated in a year and a half, require recertification, and have few job prospects, outside of the "genius bar" for $12 an hour, or in a public school system. The money spent toward maintaining Apple lackey status could be better spent toward a real college degree which won't wear out on paper.

      At least with Desktop and Portable certification you get acccess to current schematics and repair notes.

  101. Re:RHCE is well respected, from what I've seen by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Unlike most certs, the RHCE is a practical test. You can't just memorize a bunch of trivia.

    From what I have seen, the RHCE is a well respected cert.

  102. Hell yeah by oSand · · Score: 1

    The number of people I've carried through courses is probably the reason degrees are such dubious predictors. If you do have practical skills, a degree is a valuable accompaniment though.

  103. Which language? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I got out of software development to go into admin a few years back because: 1) at the time, admin were in greater demand. 2) admin were up and around, not stuck in a cubicle. 3) More varity in the work.

    But now it seems that admins are a dime, a dozen. I wonder if I could go back to development? I still vaugely remember C/C++. Do people still use that?

    My degree is in math with a comp sci concentration.

  104. Re: IT Certs by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    The people who don't have the sheepskins are always the loudest to assert the "pieces of paper" don't mean anything. It's painfully obvious the attitude is just pure unadulterated sour grapes.

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  105. What do you want to do? What do you want to earn? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Sure, an A+ will get you occasional $12 an hour grunt work with no benefits. But, I'm sure you want better than that.

    Do you want to be an admin? A software developer? A manager?

    Just to let you know, IT is ball-breaker for re-treds right now. Even experienced IT pros, who like the work, are getting out because jobs are so bad. When employers see the accounting degree, and experience, they will figure that you're not really dedicated to IT, and will be reluctant to hire you.

    JMHO.

  106. MS Certs and some others are worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The years of radio commercials luring idiots into the certification mills with "$70,000 starting salary for an MCSE!" blather have flooded the market with people who know enough to pass the exams, but cannot necessarily apply that information in a real-world situation.

    Those people won't make it past any competent interviewer, but the mere existence of "MCSE" on their resumes waters down the 'oomph' of it on yours (assuming you didn't just buy the brain dumps yourself).

  107. I have no certifications by Danathar · · Score: 1

    All I have is a dumb CIS degree from a biz college (just so I could have the paper). I've worked as a sysadmin, network administrator, network security consultant and now general IT consultant. I make 77K a year.

    I've never needed a cert...why do I need one now?

  108. Be glad you're young enough to start over by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Good lord, don't I wish I could go back and get into a real career: law, engineering, medicine, whatever.

    Why would anybody, with any sense, want the horrible uphill battle that is IT?

    Employers are doing everything they possibly can to outsource the jobs, or bring in H1Bs. IT workers are often considered washed up at 35. There is zero security.

    Even if you do a decent job, is it really what you want? Year after year in a cubical? Doing twice the work, for half the pay, as people who are not nearly as smart?

    1. Re:Be glad you're young enough to start over by Cernst77 · · Score: 1

      I'm 34 and stuck in IT because I've considered the medical field as a radiology tech, automotive field as a mechanic or auto body tech, and currently racking my brain trying to figure out what else to try. you see, I can't think of anything besides IT that I *like* doing. I have a feeling you will respond with "you won't like *any* job, just pick one you hate the least, as long as it is NOT IT"

  109. Re:The A+ has become more of a "high school diplom by daveb · · Score: 1
    it's become the high school deploma of IT.

    that's a good anology

    People seem to think that because it's low it's bad. If I was an IT manager hiring a desktop break/ix technician I'd make it a requirement for them to achieve it in 6 months. Not because I think that it proves expertise - but because if they can't do it then I don't want them.

    Its a minimal line in the sand that you're safe to be left alone in the same room as a pc, a screwdriver and a boot CD.

  110. Stupidity by arodland · · Score: 1

    Anyone who says "this guy has the right piece of paper, he must be our man" is an idiot. But anyone who says "this guy has that piece of paper, so I'll ignore his resume" (and yes, I've heard it said in public) is an even bigger idiot. Certification is a service, and it holds a certain value. Opinions may differ as to what the value of a given cert is, but to make certification a primary factor in your decision is foolish... in this field, anyway.

  111. Not paying more... or getting paid at all? by coyote-san · · Score: 1

    There are two types of economic gain. The most obvious is getting more money in exchange for your investment in money and effort. The more subtle one is getting into the game at all.

    BTW don't assume that "certification" equates to "no experience." I'm not alone in having extensive C experience but having problems finding a Java position since I didn't make a 100% switch years ago. My java certs show that 1) I can work in this environment and 2) it forced me to take a broader perspective than I would have otherwise. If somebody has doubts that the sun exams have gotten decent, I'll start asking them technical questions as well. :-)

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  112. filterset.g by unknownideal · · Score: 1

    There are ads on Slashdot?

    1. Re:filterset.g by MooUK · · Score: 1

      There have been for as long as I can remember.

  113. Re: Maybe it's not resume padding.... by Cramer · · Score: 1

    Nope. That's a mix of perl and shell... "for $foo" is a perlism.

  114. Re: Maybe it's not resume padding.... by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

    oops, shouldn't have had the $ on the first foo..

    [root@localhost ~]# for foo in a b c; do $foo; done
    -bash: a: command not found
    -bash: b: command not found
    -bash: c: command not found

    had a, b, and c been commands, they would have executed ;o)

  115. You are correct. by jd · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Oh, I don't expect there will ever be parity on pay. In fact, there are lots of reasons for not having that - the supply and demand of skills, as you mention, would be an example. As you increase the availability of a skill, you decrease its value. The only way to escape this is to increase the range of skills available, such that as many people as practical have a skill of significant market value.


    Ideally, what you want is for the basic pay of the lowest paid to be comparable to the cost of living at an acceptable standard. (By that, I mean you can get an apartment that shouldn't be condemned, you can afford to meet your nutritional requirements, you can meet reasonable medical expenses, that sort of thing.) At present, there are many below "minimum wage" workers in the US who probably earn half to a third of what I consider an acceptable minimum.


    True, there will always be a bottom of the pyramid. That is why you want automation. Machines don't need much, so put them at the bottom and raise humans to a more human level. It's not a perfect solution. I don't have any perfect solutions. But as a temporary fix, whilst society figures out what a perfect solution would look like, it sounds a lot better than what we have now.


    When it comes to degrees and certifications, I do understand why rarity affects value. Again, it is supply and demand. On the other hand, breadth and depth of knowledge defines understanding. Merely knowing a formula by rote is nothing more than alchemy or religious indoctrination. It doesn't tell you anything of substance and the moment you fall outside of the straight and narrow, your knowledge becomes worthless.


    (This is true of ANY educational program. I am definitely much more in favour of "Classical" or "Renaissance" thinking there, where context and diversity of knowledge was of the utmost importance. "Modern" education does better on the depth, which is important too. Knowing everything about nothing is just as useless as knowing nothing about everything.)


    I'd prefer a system that provided continuous education and rolling tests throughout a person's life, or at least provide sabbaticals to approximate that. That way, you can dispense with a lot of the redundancies in the degree program and you can link certifications to a significant quality and quantity of knowledge.


    I believe Britain has something like 60% of the population go through the University system now. That's not a bad start, provided the diversity is great enough that the degree has no value. It seems to work OK, but there are still more areas that need work than don't.


    (By comparison, there are States in America which barely manage to get 54% of their population to even graduate High School. And, no, that's not because American standards are higher, when something like a third of those can't even find America on a map!)

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  116. certs are good for companies by dindi · · Score: 1

    ?A company selling a product (HW or SW), a company selling a service - can highly benefit if their employees hold a CERT for the product, be it software or hardware or support.

    You would like to buy a firewall from a company, who has the product manager trained about the features, and the tech trained on how to set it up. Even if you have your own techs, a 5 minute local call "how do i fix it" is a lot better than try to call INTL and be on the phone on hold for hours to get a canned response.

    I think with software it should be the same. Of course, I do not care if my programmer has MS whatever training for desktop support, but if my programmer is writing network code, a Cisco class or firewall Training cannot really hurt.

    ANY training adds to the knowledge base of a person. Period.
    I think jerks try to cut salaries, that is my real feeling.

  117. What are the "non-certified" skills by aauu · · Score: 1

    The article does not mention much detail regarding the value of most certs and certainly does not define "non-certified" skills. Tier 1 phone support, junior operator, entry level coder, etc. could have tremendous growth in wages and still not mean anything. Note that some certifications are highly valued such as CPA, passing the bar, M.D. etc. In general, crap like MCP is useless. However, those certs that the vendor claims to correlate with job performance are a valuable indicator whether the individual has been exposed to the breadth of the product/technology. I am suspicious of the individual who claims they always know more than the vendor. What matters is whether the vendor is working to improve the certifications process to acheive higher correlation with job performance. As tests become more practial and scenario based, brute force memorization becomes worthless. Additionally, someone who spent 8 months acquiring a cert is much more likely to have mastered the skills than the person who spent $10,000 for a 3 week cram course. What matters most to me is whether somebody has mastered the learning process that is taught in school as opposed to the skill in regurgitating specific course material. I do not have a degree. This has not hurt me im my career as my prior bosses will always give a good recommendation. I have both MCSD and MCDBA not becuase of the "prestige" or "marketibility" of such, but because acquiring such required me to learn things that I had bypassed in my daily work or study. It is easy to put aside things that are not applicable today or in the current work environment that will be useful later. Properly used, certification is a disciplined way to understand and master the scope of knowledge required for a job skill set. That said, too many people fail to see the value of skills that are core to the job such as mastery of language and communication, people skills, statistics, accounting, personal presentation and only focus on the obvious job skills in their career devlepment. Unless your ambition is to be an entry level cubicle dwelling geek coder your entire life, you will need to be able to commmunicate with people effectively. Certs, degrees and experience are only a small part of your value to an employer. The ability to play nice, understand the business model, integrate your activities with others, accept requirements you don't like and do what is needed for the success of your organization (esp. boss) is what will determine your long-term success.

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  118. A Cert is to get you past the HR drones by WolfWalker545 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Last time I bothered with a certification, I'd been out of work for a month or so and not having many decent hits on the job boards. So I snagged a copy of Solaris x86 and studied up on the new features of Solaris 8 and took the certification exams. And my resume hit percentage went up. But my experience has been that having those certifications is what gets you past the gatekeepers in HR, once you get to the actual hiring manager is when your experience will get vetted. And I've nuked someone after their resume listed "Solaris Certification" and they couldn't answer basic questions about disk slicing, turns out it wasn't a Sun certification, but something offered by a local community college... So, if *I* will see your resume, expect me to ask questions that pertain to what your certification is in...

  119. Spelling flame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    bash executable will notice this and pretend to be the born shell

    Ahem,

    Have you ever head of a fellow called Stephen Bourne? There's a thing called the "Bourne shell" named after him.

  120. Lots of value in Certs by rhadc · · Score: 1

    For the self-motivated, certs provide clear education milestones. The cert industries produce some fine documentation - often the Cert guides provide better references than product guides. I use the my Cisco Press CCNA Exam Guide regularly, and I can loan it to others. Its explanation of the OSI model is fantastic.

    I would expect that people who obtain certs on their own without for-pay classes would be motivated, intelligent, and have a fairly comprehensive knowledge of computing.

    As the economy rolls through its cycles, the criteria that employers use to select employees change. The certs on your resume are more important when there are more people competing for the jobs. For anyone interested in maintaining maximum employability through the different phases of the economy, I would recommend accruing any resume item that you may be able to rightfully claim while the funds for doing so are there.

  121. oops, followup by BigChiefMunkey · · Score: 0

    "It seems to me that those certs "

    In case it wasn't obvious, I was talking about the various cisco/novell sorts of applied networking certs here. My attention span wandered a little there, I think. heh.

    -bw

  122. Security certs by mdboyd · · Score: 1

    It comes as no surprise to me that several of the security certifications are still more highly regarded and have actually increased in demand. I've been told by an IT that the CISSP (https://www.isc2.org) and others are somewhat difficult to obtain but very valuable knowledge to have. I think that this is especially true these days when risk assessment and prevention is crucial.

    As a relatively new user of linux, I can say that while I have learned quickly how to set up various servers on a system, I know very little about properly configuring them to prevent vulnerabilities or attacks.

    I still think experience reigns over most if not all certifications. That's just something that takes time and effort to build.

    Maybe I'm going offtopic here, but my professors have always told me that internships are very important to nailing a good first job. They suggest doing at least 2 or 3 in the span of a 4 year degree and they've given names of people that have done just that (while maintaining a good GPA of course) and were offered good jobs right out of college. This leads me to believe that employers are looking for ambitious resumes, not necessarily a list of certs.

  123. the big issue today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is the illegal immigrants protest marches.

    Interestingly enough, in Los Angeles, home to the second largest protest today,obviously due to demographics legal residents versus illegal, their high school drop out rate is between 20 and 50% depending on high school.

    Now, these drop out kids are either going to A) somehow find a job that pays enough for them to actually live in the LA area, a pretty expensive place(unlikely) B) move someplace else (with what money and forcing down wages at the new place?) or C) become gang bangers and make a living that way

    I would bet option C) hits the high note. Also based on reading the crime stats and demographics. The cost of no education is greatly magnified when you factor in crime costs to society.

    And they are *protesting*. Protesting! Exactly what I am not sure, when they show that huge numbers of them can't be tasked with finishing even a bare minimum and pretty easy high school education, despite being here illegally and not bounced out on their rears and despite being offered the education for freebies, paid for by other people. I would dearly love to see what would happen if huge numbers of "anglos" were sneak across the border to go "protest march" through downtown mexico city and say they had "rights" to this or that free service from the mexican government. My guess is, said protest would result in a lot of machine guns and all dead protesters, unless they decided to just arrest them all and hold them for mordida,basically the bribe, pay a ransom to get your relative back, which is what they usually do down there to unlucky picked at random tourists.

    I think the US could go a long ways to having a "living wage" and have "better" education and better/cheaper healthcare if we weren't trying to absorb several million new barely educated grunt workers per annum, *and* if we just stopped with the greed factor.

    I am not against them, just "for" my own nation and the legal residents and the idea that the middle class is where all the real wealth gets created and what keeps societies stable. I see it as the other nations problems and duties, not ours,to deal with their surplus populations, and it is fairly obvious that massive numbers of illegals drive down wages. An extra dime per chicken at the grocery store would pay packing plant workers a real good wage. An extra nickle per pound on tomatoes would make that job harvesting perfectly acceptable. And etc. Wouldn't "need" illegals then. Apply it to all the other low end jobs. There's not a ton of difference between a person making 120 thou a year or 130, but there is a huge difference in the "lifestyle" of someone if they can crack the 10$/hr barrier from 7 or 8 in the US. Even that is extremely low ball, but it could get you out of poverty. And it does no good if you do that if all the wealthier people just "house flip" with each other and drive up housing costs so high even at ten you can't afford the cheapest place around.

    The US has become too cheap and greedy for our own good, hell bent on destroying the middle class (although most of them aren't seeing it that way, it is really a form of self induced economic suicide based on short term greed) in exchange for a grossly burgeoning eXtreme lower class example, something we were trying to get rid of just a few decades ago.

    All that work and effort for nothing it appears. The planet has billions of utterly poor people, I see no end to them all coming here, as many as will fit, which will make the US look just like wherever they came from. The illusion of a minimum or living wage is lost in the practice, LA, right here and now, an example par excellance in this grand experiment. We are a good model and example of what happens when you attempt it with no outside controlling factors. Capital accumulates into cartels and fewer hands, who insist on an aristocratic lifestyle (maids, servants, guards, drivers,gardeners, chefs, nannies, etc.) The bulk of the labor is reduced to near-serfdom and frantic competition

  124. Linux+ by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

    I have the Linux+ certifcation and it's on my resume. I've applied from Linux Help desk to Linux Admin jobs. At the moment, I make mattresses for a living.

    So now, think about this for a minute. Would you hire someone with 1 certification or are you likely to hire someone with multiple certs? I think it's good now that most certs require practical parts too so you demonstrate you know what you're doing.

    Idealy, the prime candidate is somone with both certs and experience. Certs aren't everything, but experience doesn't teach you all the proper ways either.

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  125. Re: IBM instructor certification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (I teach classes for IBM as a contractor, hence the AC posting. :)

    I used to write courseware for IBM under contract (still do, once in awhile). IBM has a certification process for instructors: an instructor must take a class and then team-teach the class before they are considered "certified" (the person they team-teach with is supposed to evaluate their performance).

    It's ironic that there are some courses that I'm not certified to teach. In a couple of cases, I wrote some of the chapters in those same courses, or was the subject matter expert responsible for reviewing the course content for accuracy and to ensure that included topics were pertinent for the course. :-/

    I'm not certified to teach them, so IBM won't hire me for those courses (well, that and the fact that my daily rate is 30% more than they want to pay!). But every once in awhile, they get a customer with very specific needs and they come to me and ask me to customize the course for that customer and then teach it. I then remind them that I'm not certified for it, and they do the paperwork to get that cleared up (one way or another).

    The end result? A bunch of (seemingly redundant) paper-pushing. Don't get me wrong: I agree with the goal (verification that instructors are qualified to teach particular topics), but their implementation leaves much to be desired.

    Just my $0.02

  126. aaakkk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't program, but I learned to use google. Use advanced search after the first "normal" search. Your first search is just to find the stuff you DON'T want. On your first look, see all the bogus off topic references. Now, negativize them. Do this on next search; -bogusreference A, -bogusreference B and etc, now mash search again. Add in a few industry names, like for instance Bosch to your router reference. You'll get *much* better results with a few google advantages. Hmm, lemme try...

    http://www.google.com/search?q=routers%2C+woodwork ing%2C+bosch%2C++-cisco%2C+-linksys%2C+-netgear&st art=0&start=0&ie=utf-8

    neato! Check that page out! Now just do it again, add in what you really want to find out about routers. If you have to search three times, so be it, just narrow down and "negativize" what you DON'T want.

  127. A few questions for the folks on /. by hendersj · · Score: 1

    First my background: 15+ years in IT, no certifications until I came to work for Novell. Well-paid as an IT technical lead at a Fortune 50 company prior to joining Novell. First job after joining Novell was teaching advanced technical training, hence the need for certifications (=marketing value as an instructor)

    Now my current job: Global CNI Program Manager for Novell. Been at it since November of last year.

    As long as I've been in IT, I've always held the fact that I held no certifications as a bit of a badge of pride; as a published author, it made for a very good benchmark to see what a potential employer was looking for - a cert, or "real experience". In fact, I did not go back to a company for a second discussion about potential employment there when the department manager expressed disappointment at my lack of certifications.

    My observation over the years has been that certifications have value for those who hold them if and only if there is scarcity in the market for a certification. The article mentioned CNA (among others) as a devalued certification; I would tend to agree with this, because it is relatively easy to get.

    Certifications that are difficult to achieve (CCIE & CISSP come immediately to mind) seem to be highly valued because they are difficult to get. Similarly, for those who hold Novell's CDE, they see it as very valuable because there are a very few in the world who have it (I happen to be one of those, so I'm not entirely unbiased in that belief).

    One of the projects I'm involved in at the moment is certification roadmaps. I'm involved because - as the CNI Program Manager - I need to make sure we have qualified instructors teaching the courses, so testing and certification becomes important (as a student, I know I would want to know that I was being taught by someone who was qualified, and I know that any employer that is going to invest in sending their employees to a class is going to want to be able to see improvement in the employee's job performance).

    One of the things that I'm looking at is how certifications reflect real-world knowledge. Some certifications do better than others; speaking from a Novell certifications perspective, the CDE, CLP, CLE, and CLE9 seem to do well in this regard because the tests are not "written" (form) tests, but practical tests that require you to complete certain tasks within a certain timeframe. Clearly the goal is not to turn out certified individuals with no real knowledge (and I've known some at jobs I've worked in the past who passed the test but didn't retain any knowledge - so-called "paper" certs).

    So my questions: What do you find makes for a good certification vs. a bad certification? Is it in the testing method? Is it in the validity of the question pool? Is it that a good certification (or valued certification) has scarcity - so you are somewhat "elite" in your validated knowledge?

    Or is the value of certification more oriented at a validation of a path of learning that you're (or an employee of yours, if you're an employer) on and knowing that you're doing well within a goal of achieving expertise in a particular technology? (ie, certification as a validation that you're where you should be in the track, rather than a goal unto itself, similar to when you were in college/university)

    Serious answers are greatly appreciated - I realize there will be a few ACs who reply with some degree of snark, and that's OK, of course - it is Slashdot - but I do see a lot of good experience out here and having some feedback from the real world would be very beneficial as our team looks to increase the value of the certifications we offer.

    Jim

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  128. Education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every year another self proclaimed "expert" somewhere must give us their opinion on certifications, and every year another Slashdot story appears to suggestively blow more holes in the certification concept.

    Like it or not, IT certifications are here to stay. While its true no amount of college or certifications can substitute for certain kinds of experience, the reverse is also true: I personally know of a few gluttonous sysadmins who have become so complacent and derelict in their roles only to lose all interest in anything but their own short-sightedness, unwilling to consider anything outside the realm of their "experience". In that case, certifications serve as an engine of learning and change, bringing people with fresh ideas and new ways of thinking to the forefront of business. The very nature of the field demands change, so too much emphasis on past experience, especially in obsolete technologies, serves as a detriment to the field.

    Even though I personally have over 10 years of experience, I find those with schooling and certifications to be much more open to new ideas and ways of doing things as opposed to those who just cling to their past personal or business experiences. Sure that experienced candidate might be able to outperform the learned one in a dozen or more procedures, but how long will that last? The learned candidate eventually becomes the experienced one, surpassing the prior in both areas.

  129. Any Project managers out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been in project/program manager for years and am quite a good at it. I figured having a MS in CS and an MBA from a top 20 B-School were all the creds I would ever need. Then all of a sudden in the past few years everyone wanted their PMs to be PMI certified. At least 2/3 of all PM job postings say a PMP is required or a "plus". Many contracts now specify that the PM has to be certified so I shelled out an outrageous amount of money for a ridiculously easy exam (easy as long has you know the right PMI buzzwords and use a little common sence) and then have to keep shelling out more money every year just to be able to legally use the PMP after my name, then I have to take useless certification credits to stay active and then pay a recertification fee every three years. Has this made me any better of a project manager? Heck no, but it has brought in a nice steady cash flow to the folks at PMI. There's no correlation I ever seen between someone who's certified and their ability or inability to manage a project. But since the "PMP certified" label is what the "market" deems necessary then that's what you need if you want to go into project management.

  130. It's just false advertising by dbIII · · Score: 1
    MSCE ... but the thing takes 9 tests, some of which are so anal that you do actually have to study
    And after that you get to call yourself an engineer - wow, it sounds almost as hard as the first semester of an engineering course at a tech college!

    People bash this cert due to the name - some people use it to pretend to be engineers on applications and it drags down the name of professional engineers. If it had a different name I wouldn't see Microsoft as a fake degree mill - and yes, we've all seen people with just high school and an MSCE who shouldn't have half the confidence if they had ten times the ability. Others have ability, but this is really a cert that has to be ignored unless it comes with other things. To put things in perspective many undergraduate subjects in Universities are difficult and require more effort than an MSCE - but yes I accept it is not a breeze.

  131. Helping careers by Brandybuck · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Guess employers are getting hip to the idea that those who don't' have experience or can't "do", get certified..."

    Those with experience who can do, get certified as well. If you're so fscking brilliant, then why the hell can't you get certified? The way some of you people talk, you ought to be able to do it in your sleep. Professionals get certified. That you are not certified tells me that you are either full of shit, or too lazy to be an admin. Watch me feed your resume into the shredder as you watch...

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  132. The noobs perspective by crossmr · · Score: 1

    As someone a year away from entering the IT workforce, and planning on getting some certs this year, its a tough call on what you should do. I want to work small-medium business as system admin/it guy. Preferably a lone wolf.

    I'm currently taking a 2 year network engineering program that is based partially around CCNA/CCNP (btw, stats from cisco academy were posted a couple weeks ago, while they have 455k enrolled in CCNA, it only reported 7700 and change enrolled in CCNP).

    I've spoken with my coordinator who's done a fair bit of consulting with various businesses in town, as have a couple of my other instructors. They seem to be of two minds, which have been expressed here:
    1 - Businesses want certs
    2 - some certs are junk
    3 - the businesses often want some of the junk certs

    I figure if I were to get something like: CCNA, Server+, Security+ this year and after I graduate next year, get CCNP, Linux+ and maybe CWNA I should be in a reasonable position. However, I can't shake the feeling that I'm going to encounter someone who insists I have an A+, when at that point, its obviously beneath me.

    I'm not a fan of MS, but I might get the MCSA as most of the material for it will be covered during our course.

    At first I wasn't concerned about getting "over-certified", but my coordinator pointed out, some companies might take a negative view of that. I guess that comes down to almost a guessing game. I know I worked to get my certs, but does the company go, "This guy has 9 certifications and very limited experience, did he fake his way through?"

    I don't think the problem is with the concept of being certified, its that a lot of the certifications can be gotten by Joe "What's a mouse?" Blow after paying a few bucks for a short intense course, or cramming on some key topcis to pass the exam.

    I know we have an instructor from the 2nd year who went down to get his CCIE but failed the practical part. Not because he couldn't complete it, but because he didn't do it exactly how they wanted it. It would be nice to see most certifications modified in some way that you couldn't just memorize ABABABCDAEBBF and slap it on your resume.

    One of my classmates went for his CCNA prior to the end of the semester and said he only had 2 very short, very easy questions on the router sim. The rest was all multiple choice. One of my other classmates, is just completely clueless, yet he's survived this far, through 4 semesters, and I have no idea how. The first 2 or 3 weeks of each semester he spends the entire time begging someone to explain concepts from the previous semester to him. Somehow he managed to make it through a practical final, written final and online net academy final without understanding basic concepts like subnetting, our how to set up basic ospf.

    I would personally include a practical of some kind in any cert that could handle it, and make it a big part of the mark, something they couldn't just memorize their way through.

    So I'm a little unsure on how to proceed with my certs, which ones I should take exactly, and which ones I should avoid entirely (other than network+ and a+) and whats going to make the difference for the kind of job I want to move into when I graduate.

  133. Has it really been important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever I have seen someone listing "IT Certification" as one of their qualities, I have though "Aha, an amateur!". I'm glad others sees that as well. I mean, it could perhaps be better than nothing, but its just a short course. As a professional with degrees from universities and years of experience as a developer, I'm offended by people knowing almost nothing about IT claiming to be professionals just because they have an "IT Certification".

  134. Re:RHCE is well respected, from what I've seen by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    The RHCE has a different emphasis i.e. qualifying people who will bring a good reputation to the product in the field (this reflects in it's low cost) where as the M$ versions developed a reputation for being nothing more than another profit centre for microsoft i.e. get as many people as possible paying and passing.

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  135. Specific skills are even better by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    Skills and expirence always trump paper.

    But paper often gets you in the door for the interview.

    This is absolutely true in many cases, but it's often also important to have very specific experience... even if it seems pointless. Personally I had trouble even getting through the recruitment agents when I was looking for work early on. I'd come out of a postgraduate degree at 'varsity, but with only intermittent commercial experience and lots of academic work experience (part time jobs while studying, etc). Consequently, I had a pretty good certification record, but not a very good demonstration record for applying my skills outside of open source which had been most available to me.

    The most frustrating thing, however, was that most recruitment agents (with the exception of perhaps 10% of them to be fair), didn't actually know how to assess tech people in the first place. What they would do was cross-reference commercial experience with particular buzz words, and screen people based on whether they had both. Most jobs that were available for me to apply for (relatively small town, unfortunately) were Microsoft-based technologies. Consequently, they were looking for buzz-words such as SQL Server, .Net, C#, etc etc.

    The fact that the bulk of my experience (including commercial but also academic jobs) was with specific technologies like PostgreSQL, Apache, Linux, Python, C, Java, and so on, didn't help me, even with all the theory backing and with being able to demonstrate that I was very capable using these specific technologies. Going in to speak to the agents, it was pretty obvious that many of them didn't actually even understand what a lot of these systems were.

    I thought it fair enough that the recruitment agents were looking for people who had skills rather than certifications. On the other hand, I also got the impression that they didn't really have a clue how to rate many of the skills. If an employer had stated they wanted someone who could drive a bright red truck, they'd rather put forward a candidate who can demonstrate being able to drive a bright red tricycle than someone who'd had lots of proven experience driving a bright blue truck.

    That's behind me now, fortunately, and I was able to get a good job as a .Net developer in an organisation through having inside contacts... which I guess is the ultimate way to do it if you possibly can. Now I'm happily building up my experience with Microsoft technologies simply so I can say that I have it, because it's more valuable than I first thought it was. To top it off, when I see others in the organisation flipping through the lists of candidates provided by recruitment agents for other jobs, it's hardly surprising to hear them comment that none of them seem any good.

  136. Real EUNUCHS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real EUNUCHS typically don't include BALLS ;)

  137. Higher education system? Someone smack that post! by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    Let's talk about that "higher education system" and how its career-based charter ussurps children by its scheme adapted through coercion...

    Has anyone tried their Will at an ol' 8th-grade graduation test?

    Schooling begins for a young one, him either male or female; Is usually happy to attend, when curiousity is prevails a choice to learn with similar youth. Every aspect of study is about developing English(default language), Writing(good form), Arithmetic, and Bible (grace, law, etiquete, manners, respect, honor, charity, and good chastity). Up to the 6th-year of study, the young student is a qualified man(Bible says a man is "male and female").
    Every manner of comprehension taught after the 6th-year has typically been for moving those three Pillars into Life for blessing and burden to neighbors; most students will have good mechanical knowledge for general work, while others could have chosen a study at a benefice among associates speculating on improvements beyond market demand. Keep in mind that none has become "career" until the coerced "education" begins after the 6th year. By the 8th year of study, there is speculation on a "High School" that is nothing more than a trade guild coerced upon children to develop a "cereer" to an opinion of a private market analysis indoctrinated by the State. The fun ends at 6th grade, where enters a blurry line of coerced education and school spit-shine for one's indoctrination to speak on one's own Will to wit.

    Today, Career has become less than a specialty training and more to advance an initial trend and service to compete with the intended competancy of a student, to the suppression of a free mind to make decisions on need and charity. Career is excess, and you can take that to "telemarketers", "credit-card" offers, and related communisms.

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  138. Do certified people use/contribute to OSS? by FOSSguy · · Score: 1
    It's an angle that I'm taking with my research projects. One view on certifications is that the commercial ones (Microsoft, Novell, Cisco, etc) are there to provide a ready army of devotees that will toe the company line when it comes to making decisions, reccomendations, etc.

    My research into adoption of F/OSS into businesses looks, in part, at the part certifications play. Are people with commercial certs less likely to F/OSS friendly?

    The beginning of my research is in the form of a survey. If you haven't taken it already, please do... URL in my .signature.

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    1. Re:Do certified people use/contribute to OSS? by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

      Cisco cert people are pretty hardcore about using cisco products, even when they aren't right for the job.
      of course, this coming from a windows sysadmin.

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    2. Re:Do certified people use/contribute to OSS? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      There's a Cert somewhere along the lines of Microsoft Solutions Provider. The point of this cert is to teach people which MS products to use in order to solve a problem. For instance, you need a DB, then the answer is SQL Server. This kind of thing forces people to look at problems with only a very narrow point of view.

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  139. Am I/We on the Truman Show? by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    My motto for working with someone (yes, I actually work with people that ask me for work) is to have an introductory week of typical work to let them calibrate their application to the schedule and environment, pay them for what it was worth to the customer, then decide if they could stay or come back later when they don't want to be a poseur.

    It seems whenever someone asks for a job from an alleged "respected" company, and they have experience (I don't mean that street-corner Hooker kind), they just get the hypnosis response in likeness of that Movie (Truman Show)...

      "Everyone needs to be XXX-certified because it promotes complacency and equality in a diverse work environment, satisfaction, and builds a good career profile for someone to present to a respective employer on their known achievements."

    Wife(TM): "Honey, would you like to try a cup of some fresh mountain-country Mocha Mix(?) -- It's made from the finest extracts from the mountains of Nicaragua and fortified with all the necessary vitamins and minerals naturally found in the region(?) -- Nicaragua mountain Mocha Mix is not like all the other brands, and I trust it more than any else."
    Truman(R): "Who -- what are you talking to? There's no-one else here but me! Do you want to slice me, dice me, or peel me too? There are so many choices!"
    Wife(TM): /shaking nife at Truman/ "Truman, you are really scaring me!"
    Truman(R): "You are scaring me too!" /This comment brought to you by AOL, connecting people on the second or third try(C)./

    psykocrime, did you write your post all by yourself or did you learn to write it by the inspiration from a Certification? This is a litmus test for people that are Domestic or Non-Domestic -- USA vs US. I wonder if a baby will eventually take off his diaper to crap on the ground, because his growing mind discerns the comfort of uncrapped pants and not some dummy-education taught by a psychopathic anti-Society troll working for "Huggies".

    I hope this post was funny, not sarcastic/flamebait. :-)

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    without prejudice
  140. It is true by HonerJetso · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A number of years ago I was placed on a MCSE boot camp, the company was thoughtful enough to negotiate a cut price with the training company as a result of not including the actual certification but just sticking me on the course. At the time I was the Systems Administrator, 6 months prior I had migrated the Netware data centre to Windows 2000 as a result of political pressure. I wasn't too keen on attending the courses as I had numerous other projects running at the time but thought that it would be an opportunity. On my arrival I was greeted by three members of middle (non-tech) management from my organisation and a large group of Helpdesk operatives from an outsourcing company. The course bored me to tears and fortunately or unfortunately I was removed after 3 days to oversee an impromptu acquisition back at the ranch.

    Two weeks later the middle management returned, all having been certified. Upon questioning the certification I was told "It is not in the companies benefit to invest in your certification, you can do the job without the certification. Why should we invest in something you can already do?" The individuals who recieved the certification shot up the management chain and after a number of months left the organisation. I wouldn't have employed them to defrag a disk, yet their CV's were certainly much rosier than mine. From that point on I have always questioned certification, not one member of my current team is certified but they all have a proven track record and a degree...

  141. A piece of paper sets expectations. by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In large corporations, HR doesn't give a crap about the facts; they want the documentation that protects the corporation from lawsuits. Legal protection is HR's sole contribution to the effort. Once that's satisfied, they'll let someone else (engineering department, IT department, etc.) worry about whether the person can actually do the job.

    In smaller companies (what's the limit now?--less than 25 folks?), significantly less restrictive employment reuglations apply. There's usually not an "HR" department because it's not necessary. Folks making hiring decisions can use more practical criteria, if they choose.

    If anyone beyond HR actually looks at the piece of paper, they'll be looking it as a promise. Whatever you present--degree, certification, license, etc. sets expectations.

    If you don't fulfill the expectations that your piece of paper sets, there's going to be disappointment.
    Once you're in, nobody cares if you satisfied the hiring requirements.
    Once you're in, nobody cares that the job is not what was advertised.
    In a technical field, once you show up, you just do the job. If you fail that, you can usually milk it for a year or two, by which time you'll have more experience to put on your resume (another piece of paper), and get hired by the next sucker.
    And, yeah, I know lots of guys that play that game, too.

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  142. wrong by szembek · · Score: 1

    Some companies hold these certifications on a very high pedestal. I once applied for a job as a computer tech, or whatever you want to call it... fixing PCs for people basically. I have a Bachelor's in IT from a good school. Because I did not have A+ certification they refused to interview me. I could understand if they didn't think I had enough experience, but to specifically require A+, over even a 4 year degree is silly. I bet there are plenty more companies out there like this.

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  143. IT certification by chrisranjana.com · · Score: 0

    I would go in for IT certification combined with experience.

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  144. that's not right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Guess employers are getting hip to the idea that those who don't' have experience or can't "do", get certified...


    I'm ashamed of you Taco. Those who can't do get business degrees.

    Furthermore, the whole certification thing was entirely driven by businesses completely unwilling to train or take a chance on graduates a little lacking experience because they just graduated. That they're backing away from certifications altogether, to the point that it's hurting otherwise capable individuals, is simply another exercise in shortsightedness. You've either got alot of nerve or are exceptionally naive to suggest otherwise.

    And no, I'm not certified or planning to change that. I decided to stick with the BSCS and pass up the opportunity to go into another $20,000 worth of debt for another stupid, meaningless line on the resume to maybe placate bean-counting, buzzword-regurgitating retard in between his/her placing those "25 yrs of Win2K exp mandatory!!!!11111" ads.
  145. Doctors & Nurses by ranathari · · Score: 1

    To use an analogy: I'm a medical student at the moment and I've got to wait six years until I am qualified and certified to diagnose a patient and solve their problems. However, I work as a nursing auxillary to pay my way through medical school and I'm allowed to diagnose minor problems like bed-sores, irritation from cannulation, poor oxygen saturation and treat them (apply dressings, remove and replace cannula, administer oxygen) despite not having any qualifications.

    I think that summarises IT certification too: for important and critical systems like air traffic control, health databases, electrical distribution systems, chemical manufacturer systems etc, certification is required to show that you've not only proved you have the skills to prevent life-threatening problems but to solve them. It also provides a measure of legal protection, both for you and for your employer should something go wrong. However, for minor systems like B&M store systems and other "low-level" systems there's no need for certification if you've got the skills, howsoever obtained, to run and maintain them.

  146. typo by cvalente · · Score: 1

    Where I wrote

    my ($user, $id, $home) = @u[0,1,7];

    I should have written
    my ($user, $id, $home) = @u[0,2,7];

    Sorry

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  147. Re:This is now by That_Dan_Guy · · Score: 1

    I think the point of the poster can be taken to mean that Certs gained 10 years ago are worth more today than they were at the time. Having a trail of Certs from NT4 to 2000 to 2003 sure drives home that you've been around during that whole time when your experience list on your Resume also shows that. It also brings home the fact that you're staying up to date with each new release.

    So then you get tons of calls from recruiters and employers and eventually you meet one that goes interviews you on the skills you listed in your resume (some tend to jsut see the certs and get crazy ideas of what that means without looking at which electives or your experience. You have no idea how many times I have been exasperated and had to ask recruiters if they READ my resume)

    Getting a bunch of up to date certs today may not help you out today, but it sure is nice down the road...

  148. Look at Certs As Specialized Education by zoomba · · Score: 1

    It's taken for granted now that most people entering the workforce will have a college degree nowadays. So you come out of school with a degree in CompSci/CompEng/Info Systems etc... but really, what do you actually *know* about how to program/network/run systems? Judging by most 4 year programs, you don't know much of anything practical. You've got a lot of good theory in your head but almost nothing in terms of job skills. You may have taught yourself a lot in part time jobs or in your spare time, but to the average employeer looking to hire a college grad, they don't want to usually hear about hobby work etc...

    And now that the market is relatively flooded with entry level people in IT, companies don't want to waste their time doing too much on-the-job training. They know they can pick and choose from a large pool, looking for the handful of people who already know what they're doing. That leaves everyone else scrambling for work. They get caught in the catch-22 of "You need work experience to get work, which is the only way to get experience"

    What choice do these people have, if they want to get started, other than to go for some training and certs? Look at a cert as the diploma for a specialized education program. Sure, a cert may not be so useful to someone late in their career, but for those just getting started, often it's the jumpstart in knowledge and experience they need to get a real job and start getting real experience.

    By the arguments given on this thread, you could just as easily assert that a college degree is a sign that someone doesn't know their arse from a hole in the ground since such a certification means absolutely nothing in terms of ability or knowledge.

  149. Yeah, but by QMO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The trouble is, if they lied to get the job, what else will they lie about?

    Do they keep company secrets, or only until the payoff/blackmail is big enough? (e.g. If you don't tell me I'll let your employer know that you lied on your resume.)

    Do they work when they say they do?

    Is all the work claimed by them actually done by them?

    I know that one lie doesn't guarantee another, but if you don't think that one lie makes another then you're an easy mark.

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  150. interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I bet the people on here that say "certs are meaningless and trivial to acquire" don't have any. Take MS' 70-291 without studying...let us know when you pass.

  151. for profit weekend seminars by big+dumb+dog · · Score: 1
    "Guess employers are getting hip to the idea that those who don't' have experience or can't "do", get certified..."

    More predominantly, it is becoming so easy to get certified that the certificate doesn't have any value. So many BS certification programs have sprung up to offer meaningless pieces of paper that it is impossible to determine which programs actually have value.

    for example (fictitious):
    If I am looking for an entry level Linux admin. I don't need someone with a CS degree, but I do want this person to know something about Linux.

    Three kids come in for the job.

    Kid one: Self taught, no post high school education. (--Unless I know something about Linux, I have no way of determining if this kid knows anything.)

    Kid two: Self taught, or so he claims. In addition, he slept through a weekend seminar on Linux and has a shiny IT certificate. (--Again, since I know nothing, the certificate makes this person look better than the first.)

    Kid three: Mostly self taught, but he did take a 10 week Linux class where he received a certificate. (--Again, I don't know anything so this kid looks the same as # 2. Plus I have seen two kids with certificates, so now I'm thinking that a certificate equals some level of knowledge.)

    ...Candidates 2 & 3 look the same to me, and I completely ignored # 1. Kid # 2 was a better talker in the interview, so I gave him the job and got burned because this kid was an idiot.

    From this experience I, the employer, learned that certificates aren't worth a thing.

    In reality some certificates are useful. Unfortunately, the endless supply of for profit weekend seminars and on-line programs have made these credentials non-creditable.

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  152. A+ is an HR certification by JPriest · · Score: 1
    I have always bashed certs and rightfully so because about 50% of the certs on my resume required little more effort than taking the exam.

    I decided to take the plunge for 3 reasons:
    1. There are people I know with more experience than me struggling to learn the material for some of these exams, so if nothing else they prove I am at least not one of them.
    2. The easier certs are useful because you know the HR guy screening your resume will recognize them.
    3. The next time I am at a party and someone tells Joe PC guy I work with computers I don't have to here him tell me how facking awesome he is because he is A+ hardware _AND_ software. Laughing in response is considered rude, holding ~15 certifications and laughing in response adds perspective :)

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  153. Missed opportunities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno; when I see ads like that I'm immediately put off.

    How about a company that prizes its technical staff, focusing on them rather than HR people? The HR people may be a bit clueless as to how long particular technologies have been available, and they're the ones writing the opening announcements. And you'd miss out on an opportunity.

    and it was a web development company whose homepage made the W3C validator throw 61 errors. I'll pass.

    You have a skill that the company doesn't have. You already know that you can improve their work, and "you'll pass"? Maybe they're looking for someone just like you.

    There are legitimate things to be picky about in a new employer, but these are not it.

  154. Experience vs Mathematics by QMO · · Score: 1

    "Experience tells me that most people who come out of school are mediocre coders at best"

    Mathematics tells me that most people are mediocre at best. (Assuming the median to be mediocre.)

    One thing that a college degree tells you that many other things don't, is that they started a large (multi-year, multi-discipline, working with/for multiple people) project, and saw it through to completion, while many others quit/failed.

    (Note: I do not imply that all started projects must be completed, nor do I imply that a college degree is all-important, nor do I imply that school is always the best source for education.)

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  155. Change your set of friends by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It may sound hard, but that's about it: Choose your friends wisely. Find people who already have a foot in the door of some company. Then find out what they do for leisure. Hang out with them. Start private projects with them. Show them that you have The Clue. Have them rec you.

    It's easier in the IT biz than anywhere else. It's not like you have to hang out in the "geek bars". There's no such thing. Hang out in the relevant chatrooms, IRC, sourceforge something with them, if everything fails, go secondlife and start scripting there.

    I know for a fact that this worked well for me.

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  156. Try the Air Force by the.nourse.god · · Score: 1

    This may not be the ideal choice, but you could always do what I did when I faced a similar situation. About four years ago, I had been kicked out of college for not keeping my grades up. I was working at a photography studio in the local mall, but what I really wanted to do was write code. I didn't have any experience or education at the time and the local market was thin on opportunities. Going back to school wasn't really an option as I had burned that bridge already. Looking at my situation at the time, I decided to join the Air Force to be a programmer.

    Now, I am not trying to give anybody a recruiting speech-I did four years and broke free like a parolee. I didn't like the control the military exerted over my personal life, but I can't deny what the Air Force has done to my career. First of all, I got paid for doing what I wanted to do. I received training and an AS in Computer Science Tech with no cost to me. I turned my academic career around - I am working on my bachelor's and I am maintaining a 4.0. The biggest imapct, however, was that I earned 4 years of experience in a standards-compliant production environment. You see a lot of comments in this thread saying that experience and skills are what matter most these days, and that is what I received.

    Now that I've given you the upside, you have to be prepared for a couple months of rigid structured military training, but after that its pretty much like any other job. You are "on call" 24/7 and they will hold your hand through every major/minor decision you may wish to make (buying a car/house, getting married, etc), and the penalties for making mistakes can affect your paycheck severely and possibly land you in jail.

    To sum up, its not for everybody, but it will get your career going if you decide to do it.

  157. Those that say certs are worthless by crack_vial · · Score: 1

    Usually have never taken any. I have a 4 year degree and have been in the business for about 10 years. If someone told me I wouldn't have to spend every night after work and every weekend studying for the certs I have passed, I would have jumped at the chance. It may be mindless and easy for some, but for me, it was extra work, that took dedication and commitment to pass. crack_vial

  158. you can buy the answers from actualtests.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For $100 actualtests has the EXACT word for word questions of virtually every test and every answers. There are resellers that sell the tests answers for $3.50 on EBAY. These are WORD FOR WORD. What I think happened is that companies offer 'practice tests'. The practices are real tests and actualtests just buys several of them and makes its product from that. Certification is a scam and a waste of money. I have a few and I will never certify again.

  159. Which is why Real UNIX is a historical curiosity.. by Medievalist · · Score: 1
    Real UNIX typically doesn't include BASH ;)
    Just one of many reasons linux is better than Real UNIX...
  160. OT: Re:How to measure performance... by sgtrock · · Score: 1
    I find the practice of Americans labelling anything different to their values of the day as "Communist" to be one of the most depraved and disgusting habits
    Please don't lump all of us Yanks into that particular bucket. Like Brits, Canucks, Ozzies, Kiwis, and the rest of the Commonwealth, we come in a wide variety of flavors. :)

    second only to their distortion of history - the Pilgrims didn't "flee persecution", they were kicked out for acts of terrorism.
    One of my ancestors landed at Plymouth in 1638 (about 18 years after the original landings). I'd be very interested in hearing another side of that story, as I love history. Can you cite any sources that a curious Yank might read?

    I do know, for example, that England at that time was on the brink of civil war. As I understand it, one of the secondary causes of that war was the question of freedom of religion. Again, as I understand it, some Englishmen of the time suspected Charles I of wanting to re-instate the Catholic church as the state church based upon his choosing a Catholic wife over the objections of Parliament. Passions were running high on all sides of that particular debate. I can see how some minor, uncondoned acts by individuals of a small church might be construed as 'acts of terrorism' (in quotes because I don't think that was really a legal concept at the time) by some who were looking to keep a lid on things by quietly getting rid of some troublemakers. The fact that the Pilgrims were allowed to emigrate instead of being imprisoned, hung, beheaded, and/or drawn and quartered in job lots would tend to substantiate that. (Our common ancestors did have some very imaginative ways of performing executions, don't you think?)

    So how well does a Yank understand his English history? :)
    They were loose with the truth then, and they seem to have learned little since.
    Oh, please. Like everyone doesn't write their own legends as history! Churchill said, "History is written by the victors." Well, actually, I think it's more accurate to say that history is written by the survivors.

    For example, another branch of my ancestry is Serbian. The defining moment in history for a lot of Serbs was the defeat of the Serbian nobility by the Turks at the Battle of Kosovo in 1389 or 1390. Serbian poets, artists, and writers still spend more time on that battle and its aftermath than they do just about anything else. Knowing that helps explain Milosevic's almost obsessive desire to reconquer it.

    What people think of as their history is what their ancestors chose to document. Determining the truth still requires cross checking every source. At best you'll have to accept the fact that we will never know exactly what people were thinking, only what they chose to write.
    1. Re:OT: Re:How to measure performance... by jd · · Score: 1
      Please don't lump all of us Yanks into that particular bucket. Like Brits, Canucks, Ozzies, Kiwis, and the rest of the Commonwealth, we come in a wide variety of flavors. :)


      Nah. Brits come only in flavours. :)


      You're right on most of the major points. Several references for you. Of the first landings, some of the "Pilgrims" were economic migrants (basically, medieval illegal aliens!), others were escaping religious freedom.


      Later landings were refugees in England, as Oliver Cromwell (a Puritan) had seized power through force and bribery, had the King killed, and declared himself the head of the "Protectorate" (a military dictatorship, in which anyone with religious or political leanings different from his own were abused or just simply killed).


      (He bribed the Scots into supporting him in the Civil War by offering tolerence towards their Presbetyrian religion. That offer never actually materialized, once he no longer had use for them.)


      Eventually, the Protectorate collapsed through internal conflicts. A massive crushing of the various sects and communes that had formed out of the chaos also resulted in a heavy resentment towards Parliament. (The Quakers are a surviving relic of one such commune.) After it collapsed, the monarchy was restored and the dictatorship abolished. A lot of Cromwell's sympathisers moved to America around then.


      Cromwell is also the guy who invaded Ireland, butchered a lot of the Catholics and imposed Protestant rule at gun-point. Ireland, to this day, suffers the consequences of Cromell's gunboat diplomacy.


      No, "terrorism" wasn't a legal concept at that time, but treason (such as overthrowing the King) certainly was, the showtrial of King Charles I and the killing of suspected Royalists afterwards definitely fell far short of the Magna Carta's requirement that to none shall justice be denied. I'm not sure if invading Ireland was illegal, per se, but as a lot of Cromwell's supporters had backed him to engender tolerence and bring about the end of religious bloodshed, they must certainly have been rather upset by this turn of events.

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  161. you can buy the answers from actualtests.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For $100 actualtests.com has all the questions and answers to most certification tests and its WORD FOR WORD. For $3.50 you can buy individual tests off ebay from resellers. Certification is a scam for companies to make money.

    I think they get the answers by buying several 'practice' tests and pulling them out of there. The practice tests are probably the real thing.

    The best thing we can do for the industry is to tell newbies to save their money and not fall for the con-artists trying to get them to throw away money on certification tests. People outside the industry fall for this garbage and get taken advantage of.

    I have a few certifications. I will not do anymore. I keep them at the bottom of the resume because some employers want them.

  162. Not really by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    That was probably true five years ago, but not anymore. They have cracked down.

    Today, it works like this: you study 600 Q&As for an 80 question test. Of those 600 questions, maybe 15 will be on the test. Those 15 *questions* may be very accurate, but the answers are not similar, and are often wrong. And you don't know which 15 of the 600 practise will be on the exam. So you have to really know the answer to 600 practis questions, to get just 15 questions correct.

    So, yeah, those braindumps (or whatever they call them) can be helpful. But they are certainly not giving away the test.

  163. Re: Maybe it's not resume padding.... by trezor · · Score: 1

    If you don't mind me asking... Do you run all your bash-scripts as root? :)

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  164. Some Kernel Gurus have no formal education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd much rather an excellent programmer with no formal education

    You're not the only one. FreeBSD kernel guru Jordan K Hubbard has only high school education. He has self learnt basically everything and he's one of the best in the world.
     
      Here's interview.

  165. Re:Which is why Real UNIX is a historical curiosit by PygmySurfer · · Score: 1

    It is? Could've fooled me.

  166. IT Certification by Don+Philip · · Score: 1

    Yagu wrote, I personally think certification is bullhockey, but I don't necessarily hold that someone has a certification against them. Doing so (subtracting value for certification) would be akin to disrespecting someone for having a college degree, and that doesn't make sense.

    I would agree with this, but add something: In today's world, if you aren't qualified on paper, you aren't qualified. When it comes to promotions, etc., it's really hard to justify promoting someone with no official qualifications over someone who has them. While certification does not equal competence, when you have to justify a hiring decision, certification will win most of the time.

  167. COMPSURF was a walk in the park by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    Compared to genning sys with only 360K floppys as source.

    Why did Netmare need each disk 2 or 3 times?.

    The first thing I did on a netmare 2.x system was copy the floppy images onto the network so I would'nt have to spend the hours swapping floppys for each subseqent server config and link. The only disk you had to feed it was the serial#.

    But my boss at the time was cheap. We never bothered getting certs, just worked the grey market. I could consistantly get copies of netmare for less then the legit outlets cost (not price, cost).

    I personally know of a couple of companies that use certs on resumes as filter criteria. Not as good filters. You'r MC??, to the bitbucket with your resume.

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  168. Re: Maybe it's not resume padding.... by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

    actually, I didn't run it as root, or on a machine called localhost. But I altered the info to not give attack targets. At least every system is guaranteed to have a root. (well, almost every system)

  169. Re: Maybe it's not resume padding.... by garaged · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I don't know about others, but I only use root for compiling and running exploits from bugtraq and full-disclosure
    thanks !

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  170. Certs are only as good as.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the quality of the school. Lets face it many cert places are completley unregulated, no accountability and course quality varies wildly. Then there are those products sold solely focused on helping you pass the tests without really checking your understanding.

    Speaking as a "Cert"-ified guy, it's not that certs are useless, it's that theirs no accountability to places that teach courses/issue certification curriculum.

    The biggest problem is that there ARE good certficication schools out there that will teach you what you need to know and there are those fly-by-night-schools that will not.

  171. I have both... by binarysins · · Score: 1

    I did the whole certification thing, but that didn't help me get the job I have today. At best I learned a whole bunch of stuff I didn't know that I've now forgotten and at worst they're pretty useless...but I don't think it's hurting me particularly. If anything, my fiances mother (who has a BA in Computer Science) has hurt herself because she feels that she shouldn't have to take an entry level job because she has the degree (but no experience). It's all about knowing your limitations and doing what it takes to overcome or improve them and not being hung up on a certificate or degree.

  172. Re:Correlation != Causation (O/T) by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    One of the biggies was, correlation isn't causation.

    A good one. One I'd like to use on the cellphone-driving-ban pushers.

    OOC, what are the other two?

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  173. That doesn't necessarily mean you're a fool. by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    I use lots of different opsystems all the time, so I'm probably jaded. Anything with a superuser and a 3-class file security model looks like a bad joke to me.

  174. Bullshit. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    My company called Malaysia and Mexico to make sure I had done what I was claiming on my CV.

    Play the lying game at your own peril, bad reputation spreads like wild fire, and in some places the IT world is really small...

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