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  1. Goblet of Fire Teaser Trailer Released... on Goblet of Fire Teaser Trailer Released · · Score: -1

    like a friggin' WEEK ago!!

    News is usually about stuff that's new.

  2. Riiiight... on Dell Founder Dropped $100M Onto Red Hat · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Analyists say that "Dell - neither the person nor the company - is interested in acquiring Red Hat"

    Sure they aren't...next you're going to tell me Adobe wants to buy Macromedia.

  3. Sounds nice, BUT.... on AMD's Dual-core Athlon 64 X2 reviewed · · Score: -1, Redundant

    How many current apps would be able to take full advantage of it?

  4. Personally, I'm in favor of... on UK Schools Told to Dump Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Quills and parchment.

    What?! It works for Hogwarts!

  5. I'm not worried in the slightest... on Security Fears Over Google Accelerator · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one welcome our new Google overlords.

  6. Didn't know what a parachute looks like... on NASA's Mars Polar Lander Found at Last? · · Score: 0

    But I'll bet most of the geeks at NASA know Goatse looks like. (nah...i'm not gonna link to it.)

  7. Damn, sam! on Symantec Launches Anti-Spyware Beta · · Score: 1

    Every damn body is coming out with anti-spyware!! Pretty soon, we'll be downloading anti-anti-spyware-ware.

  8. More images here!! on Lockheed Martin unveils Space Shuttle replacement · · Score: 1
  9. I have a better way... on Taking on an Online Extortionist · · Score: 1

    Just tell a company that if they don't pay you, you'll have their site Slashdotted!

    Works for every other damn site.

  10. That's not a juicer!! on Programmatically Controlled Juicer · · Score: 1

    It's a friggin' dispenser. Nothing on this contraption actually squeezes the juice out of fresh fruit, veggies, or anything. All this thing does is measure and pour liquid from three jugs.

    Now THIS is a juicer!

  11. TigerDirect could avoid all this mess if... on Apple Sued over Tiger, Injunction Sought · · Score: 1

    they just changed their name to FuckTards.

  12. Sweet Jesus! on Google's Past Homepage · · Score: 1

    Even OLD Google is news on Slashdot!!! (or should I say "Googledot")

  13. This story is sooo friggin old... on The Planet's Most Moronic Hacker · · Score: 0

    I first saw it on Google while watching Enterprise. Maybe you should do more stories on those...NO!! WAIT!!!

    Damn...too late.

  14. The culprit isn't just schoolkids... on Web Site Attacks Are On The Rise · · Score: 1

    "many of them [web site attacks] are being performed by mischevious school kids"

    ...and Slashdotting.

  15. I don't get it... on The Truth About Linux and Windows · · Score: 1

    what does this story have to do with Google or Enterprise?

  16. Who? What? on Daleks Return to Dr Who · · Score: 0, Troll

    THIS is news?!! Sweet Jesus on a motorbike!...you might as will run a Google story or a "bring back Enterprise" story.

  17. I think a better headline would be... on Mac OS X Tiger Accidentally Shipped Early · · Score: 4, Funny

    OSX Tiger Came Prematurely

    See, that's what I like about Longhorn...He's Mr. Slow-n-Easy...Just like Barry White.

  18. This is too confusing... on 3XS Isotope - 11 Sided Gamer's Computer · · Score: 1

    It looks like something I'd need to pick up while I'm in the game!!

  19. My personal database is like the AOL commercial.. on E-mail As the New Database · · Score: 1

    "Uh-oh...It's a whooooole bunch of spaaaam!"

  20. I know why!...I know why!... on NASA Postpones Shuttle Launch · · Score: 3, Funny

    They were all hung over from the Apollo 13 ground crew party!!

  21. Long Overdue... on Apollo 13 Engineers to be Honored · · Score: 3, Interesting

    These guys deserved special recognition decades ago. What they did for those guys up there was nothing short of remarkable, especially in a highly dangerous environment such as space, and most remarkably with the fledgling technology they had available.

    Kudos to the often-uncelebrated ground crew and their determination to get Lovell and crew back safely.

  22. Was I the only one? on Next Generation X11 · · Score: -1

    who was expecting this to be a NASA story?

  23. I can just hear this call now... on Microsoft's 911 Patent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Operator: 911...What is your emergency?
    Caller: My wife is having a heart attack! Please send someone!!
    Operator: It seems you are using 911 for the first time. Would you like some help?
    Caller: YES!! Send someone NOW!!
    Operator: In order to complete this call, you will have to restart your phone. Please hang up and call again.
    Caller: WHAT??!!
    Operator: Your phone is now restarting...(click!)

  24. Where the Hell is Galway? on Google Maps, Local Expand To UK · · Score: 0

    Bloody great city and it's not even on the friggin' map.

  25. I for one... on Apple and MS Battle For Desktop Search Supremacy · · Score: 1

    welcome the battle between my OS overlords