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Programmatically Controlled Juicer
An anonymous reader writes "The Juicer is a wirelessly controlled, programmable juice maker which will mix each ingredient of a recipe to the exact proportions every time.
The Juicer will take a recipe selection serially via either the keyboard or the wireless remote and dispense the juices into the cup below. Force and Photo sensors are incorporated to control the precise pouring. Wireless communication is controlled with two microcontrollers operating at a frequency of 433 MHz. All of this is housed by a big red frame custom made from 4130 steel."
This thing looks pretty frikkin' sweet. So I could put oranges in one slot, a grape fruit in the other, and pour vodka and ice in the third, and it would make me a fresh squeezed "breakfast smoothie?" I'll take two!
It's more of a juice mixer than a juicer. I had envisioned something that took fruit and turned it into juice. This was a bit of a let down.
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I read that story and the first thing I think is, COOL I am buying one. Then I RTFA and find out its just some bored Cornell students with no jobs and too much free time on their hands. Thanks again Slashdot!
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Will this be the kind, benign wireless juice making machine, or the bad-mouthed, citrus-raping kind?
The Juicer will take a recipe selection serially via either the keyboard or the wireless remote and dispense the juices into the cup below.
Is this a design flaw, or is it specifically aimed at the type of people who always leave their TV-remotes beside the TV?
Unfortunately, I am not Wil Wheaton
Hmmm wireless. Now I only need someone (or something) to bring the juice to me.
Mod me down, but I don't really approve mechanized perfection. Somehow making juice with exact proportions everytime frightens me.. There's got to be a little human in it. Juice may be a small thing now, but as we go on trying to make perfect stuff using machines and not with human hands... Kind of reminds me a little like Stepford's Wives.
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The Wireless Bartender. Yes, even you can host coolest parties. Wireless Bartender not only comes with a comprehensive list of drinks, but allows you to create new and exciting drinks.
Coming to a frat party near you.
Prof Frink: "Finally, the perfect recipe for mixing juice. It turns out the secret ingredient is... love!? Who's been tampering with this thing?"
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... if it also distillated them :-)
Why can't
"Again, safety was always a concern from the start. We did not compensate anyone's health, reputation, or employment during our creation of the Juicer."
Safety? What was their test drink? The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?
Sorry, couldn't resist. Just saw the movie!
A juice machine that mixes juice for you. I could see some applications towards commercial places selling "custom juices." But its pretty damn self defeating idea for personal use. Most people that have juicers are trying to get healthy, whats the point if you sit on your ass and make juice from the couch?
Humanity is too fixated on making physical activity easier and less stressing on the body. Seems like a bad idea. Next thing you know there'll be a WiFi robot that takes dumps for you.
Are these cans suitable to contain fat and acids that might be in the juice (as opposed to usual minear water)? :D
Ditto for the white paint? Is the latter highly water--resistant and washable?
Can the whole appliance be easily cleaned, including the valves?
Is the electrical circuit insulated properly to work in a device that might spill liquids?
Anyway, whether it is ready for a long, safe and reliable use or not, it's an interesting project for fun and learning. Mixing scents instead and transmitting them by pipes to some 4--channel fans would perhaps make a nice scent and wind card
You could have a worm that makes the juicer produce crap.
Ever listen to a drum machine that plays precisely on time - sounds incredibly boring. Humans change their timing, intensity, etc - this introduces variability, which makes it more interesting and emotional. Drum machines now have been improved so that variability is incorporated into the machines rhythms, making it sound better.
Humans need variability - at least where the senses are involved.
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This is just an INCREDIBLE contraption!!! That juicemaker is just teh bomb!
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The atmel controller is NOT running at 433mhz. the wireless link is transmitting at 433mhz. the controllers are they typical OTS 20mhz controllers and this could easily be done with any 4mhz pic.
There really is nothing too complicated with this setup, elegant use of a manufacturered bottle/container that solves one of the engineering problems, but the rest of it is fairly basic in design and implimentation.
It certianly would add a tad bit of "coolness" at a party, but as far as being "food grade" and not grossing out some people by the exposed troughs that carry the "juices" to the cup. Hoses attacted to the bottles would be cleaner and have a higher acceptance lever with some of the more "picky" people in this world.
On a side note, it would have been easier but not cheaper to get older pepsi or coke pre-mix containers with fittings. add CO2 to all the containers and a few of the food grade solenoids from a post-mix dispenser and you would have something highly sanitary and sanatisable, hold much larger amounts of "juice" and sustain a long life.
Outside the CO2 regulator you could get everything you need for around $300.00 including a filled 25 pound CO2 cylinder.
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I'm sure to get modded down/censored, but I really want to know? A story about a machine for pouring juice?!?!?! I mean come on... Stuff for nerds, stuff that snores.
Hows about we just pop over to see what Computerworld has on the boil...
- New N1 grid s/w from Sun
- Virtualization code directly added to windows
- "A Pragmatic Approach to Implementing ITIL Using ProactiveNet" - jeeze, I'm not really sure what *thats* about, but it sure does sound more interesting that mixing juice.
And what about google news Sci/Tech?- Astronaut comments on NASA delaying flight
- Life on mars
- Tiger
Nope - I'm a loyal slashdotter, and I think I'll stick around to see if soommmethinggggg goooooooodzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzZZZZZZZzzzZZ ZZZzzZZZZzzZZZZzzzZZZZSo, is it like this thing?
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My roommate just made a drink mixer using a basic stamp and 4 aquarium pumps. It worked pretty well and now we are working on version 2.
Version 2 will be controlled by parallel port and could scale up to 12 bottles.
Moreover, it cost less and allowed us to spend more of the allotted budget on making the frame structure more aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
I was going to comment on how close they came to this goal, but then based on some of the case mods I've seen, the torn-label Poland Spring bottles and electrical tape contraption does seem to come pretty close to a geek's idea of eye-candy.
Now if only they had spent a little more to line the insides of the plastic bottles with blue neon...
Hervé This (a molecular gastronomer) built a machine which, given the ingredients and a formula, makes the sauce. You can make mayonaise (the formula is H\E) or meringues for example. Of course you have to know the formula.
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"Meanwhile, This is working with the Institut für Micromechanik in Mainz, Germany, on a prototype of a machine that makes dishes from a 'calculus of recipes'." -- The machine exists now.
I've got one.
Not only is it wireless, it makes an instant but highly detailed examination of your taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the metabolism, and then sends tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centres of the brain to see what is likely to be well recieved.
However, I'm not quite sure why it does this, because it then invariably delivers a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike orange juice.
Last time I ever buy something from Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
It's like deja vu all over again.
'if you have nothing good to say... dont say anything' (didnt your mother always tell you?)
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I looked at the headline and read "Programmatically controlled Juror".
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Otherwise how does it make a Margerita? :-)
:-D
Re the post on Juicer virii, it could be kind of cool if, say, your date ended up with a triple vodka on the rocks rather than whatever non-fun thing she had requested.
That's if she didn't run out the door after seeing how incredibly geeky you were whilst showing her your collection of smoothies.
It's OK Bender, there's no such thing as 2.
Finally, someone produces a machine that does one of the four primary functions of a woman. However, it does not run Linux and leaves room to be desired. (The final two are to clean and cook, I'm just waiting for that firmware.)
What's the point of having a wireless link-- eventually you have to go to it to get the drink. What it needs is a radio direction-finder and a throwing arm. Caps for the drinks too.
Don't you mean a "Programmable Juicer"?
When the 'Drink' button is pressed it makes an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism, and then sends tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centres of the subject's brain to see what is likely to be well recieved. However, no-one knows quite why it does this because it then invariably delivers a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy entry on "Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser")
Overall, not a bad report, compared to some I've seen(and written). And no, that aluminum mixing trough ain't kosher. Acid+Aluminum = funk
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I dont like Juice with Bits in it !
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From looking at the pictures, I was completely unable to comprehend where to put the fruit inside this juice maker and how it would get the juice out of the fruit. Someone here willing to give me some enlightenment?
So it could, like, be programmed to only make juice for good-looking Jedi?
The Fruit Fucker 2000 is here!
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This juicer is ugly as sin.
It's a friggin' dispenser. Nothing on this contraption actually squeezes the juice out of fresh fruit, veggies, or anything. All this thing does is measure and pour liquid from three jugs.
Now THIS is a juicer!
GET FREE APPLE STUFF!
With the right mix of chemicals, maybe it could make LSD as well. As long as you don't mind completely missing Monday and Tuesday...
I have been a user for about 10 years. This ends Feb 2014. The site's been ruined. I'm off. Dice, FU
The orange catholic bible CLEARLY states that no machine shall be made in the likeness of a human mind. I demand that they remove this awful progammable electronic abomination and replace it with a clean, environmentally friendly mentat immediately. Seriously, guys, how many Butlerian jihads is it going to take for you guys to get the point?
...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
How many times must we post about the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser.....
Man, You'd think something important was just released regarding the HGTTG.
The only thing I know of was a Movie that was a pale ghost of the original book.......
But Fruit Fucker From Freshmeat just sounds so wrong
I can see it's red, but why 4130? For that kind of frame they should use 1010 steel, also called "mild" steel. 4130 is steel containing 1% Molybdenum and 0.3% carbon, it's a very high strength steel, with a high resistance to shock.
Wow...a vending machine...
I haven't RTFA'ed, but what doesn't the baseball players union have something to say about their juciers being programatically controller?
That's why I prefer the local sub shop or pizzeria to say a Subway or Domino's. I don't want the exact same thing each time. I want the preparer's mood to play into it. Sometimes you get some extra meat, sometimes some more toppings (sometimes less too). Variation spices things up.
Wireless communication is controlled with two microcontrollers operating at a frequency of 433 MHz.
The last thing I need to explain to my older neighbors is that my juicer crashed their wireless weather station.
tea - Earl Grey, hot.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
I mean, not funny, maybe, but troll?
If I wanted to troll, I would have said:
"This juicer is a clear example of how Bill Gates is trying to extend his domination of the western world by replacing simple, open source technology with buggy, insecure, proprietary tech."
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I have a feeling it will produce something almost, but not entirely, unlike tea.
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Cornell's letting these guys get away with this PoS? I've seen better out of an ITT Seriously, these guys made a scalable serial controlled bar mixer, sort of the same design here, but it hooked up to a PC running software to mix drinks, so it was quite a bit more impressive, especially since adding a new type of alcohol or mixer was as simple as a new module being built and a number set on it with dip switches, then adding the drink in the software. Last I saw of it, they were working on adding a shaker. By comparison this "big red" sucks.
It's only a matter of time before Ron Popeil starts hawking this device with "FREE CAN OF SPRAY ON HAIR WITH EACH PURCHASE!"
They still don't understand that 430MHz is right int he middle of the amateur 70cm band.
That 'other stuff' they're filtering out with the pins are probably amateur transmissions, or could even be wind profiler radar because those are in teh 70cm band too.
I sent them email explaining this. They really don't want an RDF team tracking them down, reporting them to the FCC and then getting a NAL for several thousand dollars.
We'll see. I would have expected more of EE's.
I have always understood that as long as you don't intend to sell or profit off of the device in question, you were free to build it. This is one of the tradeoffs for the right of a patent, the "open sourcing" of how to build your invention, so that while you have a monopoly to build and sell the invention, others can only build copies or near copies in the quest to better the invention, thus allowing them to patent the improvement and/or new invention resulting from yours. In many cases, you need to build the real thing before you can improve upon it, and patents spell out everything needed to do this. You, as an inventor/experimenter, however, can't just build and sell the patented invention. Furthermore, if you patent your improved device, your patent must reference other prior work in the art, either that which is unpatented (and thus you need to provide documentation from where it originated, perhaps references to magazine or other articles), or if it is patented, references to those patents and numbers.
I don't know about using such an "invention" to build other things - this may in fact be true...
Do you have any links or other documentation to back your assertion up? I am not saying you are wrong, I just have been under the impression that this wasn't the case, and I would like to be educated further on it if I am wrong.
Thanks...
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How many hours does it take to clean the damn thing? Yeah, that's what I thought. That's the problem with juicers in general -- it takes significantly longer to clean them out than it does to make juice. So unless your getting continuous use out of it, it's not worth it. While this might work well in a restaurant setting, you don't want one in your home.
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
If you want to see a real automated bartender, see http://www.ecs.umass.edu/ece/sdp/sdp04/ganz/. These guys put a lot of time and money into their design, and it rocks the one from cornell pretty hard. I saw it in action last year, and it was sweet.
It will cost a little bit more, but look on the bright side, you got a certified machine that you can use legitimately in business, less time in maintaince, and most important, it actually will last awhile.
You know, as cool as some of our senior project looks, sometimes it can really be done fairly quickly (I mean take half a weeks time). This got to be one of the top ten things that our professor don't tell use in school!
I'm off the soap box, you can mod me down now.
Nah, more like this Fruit Fucker.
(It ain't goatse... but on the other hand, it ain't work-safe either).
God forbid they research more important things like AIDS research or cold fusion.
A couple of Purdue students did something really similar to this a few years ago called the BoilerMixer. It was pretty cool, you could select your drink on an LCD from about a hundred different preprogrammed drinks and it would pour you the exact proportions of your choice. It was all microcontroller based. The project info is on this site: http://shay.ecn.purdue.edu/~dsml/ece477/Webs/S03-G rp02/documents/finalPresentationSlides.pdf
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