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  1. He can stay at the Ecuadorian embassy.

  2. Re:Frogs on a log. on Nearly a Third of Tech Workers Are Ready To #DeleteFacebook (betanews.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    > 31% are ready to do it. But that 31% hasn't yet. What is holding them back?

    They're procrastinating on Slashdot.

  3. The question no one is asking... on Uber's Self-Driving Cars Were Struggling Before Arizona Crash (nytimes.com) · · Score: 0

    The question no one is asking remains: Why did the pedestrian cross the road?

    To get to the other side?

    Until we know, we're just chickens running around with our heads cut off, walking on eggshells.

    We don't even know which came first, the chicken or the eggshells.

  4. The library on Ask Slashdot: I Want To Get Into Comic Books, But Where Do I Start? · · Score: 1

    Start at the library, especially if cost was once an issue and might still be.

  5. > "we don't deserve to serve you"

    When most leaders say they "serve" people, they mean as a servant, to help and support the people they lead.

    Zuckerberg means to serve you and your identity as in serving a slice of pie to the highest bidder, like the monstrously obese Mr. Creosote in Monty Python's Meaning of Life. Only Facebook is as monstrously obese.

    So it's a monstrously obese Mr. Creosote serving you to another monstrously obese Mr. Creosote. But the movie scene is less disgusting than Facebook.

  6. What survived the test of time on Ask Slashdot: Were Developments In Technology More Exciting 30 Years Ago? · · Score: 2

    The survivors of the 30-year test of time probably look better than today's who haven't survived.

    Almost like there is a bias in the survivorship. Someone should come up with a name for this bias for noticing survivors.

  7. What about the bathroom? on How a Virus Spreads Through an Airplane Cabin (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    > In addition to recording the movements of passengers and crew, the team also collected air and surface samples from areas most likely to host microbes.

    The article didn't mention the bathrooms, of which only a few service dozens of people who serially share a very small space.

  8. Re:Can somebody who knows more about this on Planting GMOs Kills So Many Bugs That It Helps Non-GMO Crops (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Are you a bug?

    I'm a feature.

  9. Re:Penalty is too small... on SEC Charges Theranos, CEO Elizabeth Holmes With 'Massive Fraud' (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    > This settlement basically ruins her

    Is she in jail? If not, she doesn't sound ruined. Plenty of innocent, hard working people have less than zero net worths.

  10. Look for comedy then on YouTube, the Great Radicalizer (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    I was going to suggest looking for comedy, as the algorithms would lead you to funnier and funnier videos, which at least will become less enjoyable.

    But then you would reach the result in this BBC documentary.

  11. If ever there was a perfect case for an obligatory XKCD, this is it!

    Show stick figures.

  12. Does anyone doubt that Trump has copyright-violating material on nearly every digital device he owns?

    Or that his companies share copyright-violating materials?

    Or that he retweets and promotes copyright-violating materials?

    Or that his employees stream copyright-violating materials using his company's hardware on company time?

    Etc.

  13. > "Why bother making ridiculous assumptions" immediately followed by "I'd be surprised if drivers are making minimum wage". Classic Slashdot!

    Classic Slashdot would say:

    1. Why bother making ridiculous assumptions
    2. I'd be surprised if drivers are making minimum wage
    3. ???
    4. Profit

  14. Re:Wait until they hit puberty on Children Struggle To Hold Pencils Due To Too Much Tech, Doctors Say (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    It won't solve the problem. The pencils will slip from their hands.

  15. Re:So you'd rather have drunk people on mass trans on Studies Are Increasingly Clear: Uber, Lyft Congest Cities (apnews.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ironically, you're polluting the world more than they are, which we all have to live with.

  16. > a new wrinkle

    Not new to anyone who's heard of Jevons Paradox, the rebound effect, or the trend of many (most?) technologies that increase efficiency. From Wikipedia:

    In economics, the Jevons paradox (/dvnz/; sometimes the Jevons effect) occurs when technological progress increases the efficiency with which a resource is used (reducing the amount necessary for any one use), but the rate of consumption of that resource rises because of increasing demand.[1] The Jevons paradox is perhaps the most widely known paradox in environmental economics.[2] However, governments and environmentalists generally assume that efficiency gains will lower resource consumption, ignoring the possibility of the paradox arising.[3]

    In 1865, the English economist William Stanley Jevons observed that technological improvements that increased the efficiency of coal-use led to the increased consumption of coal in a wide range of industries. He argued that, contrary to common intuition, technological progress could not be relied upon to reduce fuel consumption.

    Similar trends happen when you widen roadways or have people wear helmets or seat belts.

  17. Couldn't have happened... on FCC Chairman Ajit Pai Is Under Investigation Over $3.9 Billion Media Deal · · Score: 1

    Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

  18. > You don't need to teach ethics to CS majors. You need to teach ethics to Business majors.

    Such as the founders of Facebook, Google, Microsoft, and Apple, the companies most invading our privacy and lobbying the government to do more?

    Several of them still have most of the control of their companies.

  19. If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchn on There Are Ajit Pai 'Verizon Puppet' Jokes That the FCC Doesn't Want You To Read (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ajit Pai: If you don't want people to characterize you as an industry puppet, don't be an industry puppet.

    It's not that complicated.

  20. George Carlin on Elon Musk Sells $10 Million in Flamethrowers in Four Days (reuters.com) · · Score: 1
  21. They should have gone the other way and elevated their honesty, even putting it in their name.

    Like: Department of Honesty.

    Or: Ministry of Honesty

    Or: Ministry of Truth

    Or: Minitrue, for short.

  22. Exactly. If they thought of themselves as a search company, they'd see users as their customers and Duckduckgo as the competition. They'd stop tracking everything and everyone they can, and promote privacy.

    Instead, they see themselves as finding out what they can about everyone to control them and the KGB as their competition.

  23. Re:Bullshit on Apple Might Discontinue the iPhone X This Summer (bgr.com) · · Score: 1

    > Those are the only three examples I can think of right now.

    They rehired Steve Jobs.

  24. He was one woke dude on Ask Slashdot: How Would You Explain Einstein's Theories To a Nine-Year-Old? · · Score: 1

    To a nine-year-old I'd say he was the most woke dude of his time. Only instead of woke, he was brilliant, which people valued back then.

    He wrote tracks nobody expected that got the most upvotes. Only instead of tracks, they were scientific papers and instead of upvotes they were experimental confirmations.

    He withstood persecution from neo-Nazis who spoke against him at marches with tiki torches. Only instead of neo-Nazis, they were actual Nazis and instead of tiki torches, they had panzer divisions and a Luftwaffe.

    And because people hadn't yet invented hashtags and blue hair dye, people didn't yet organize to realize his achievements were due to his white male privilege.

  25. The True Cost on 'No One Wants Your Used Clothes Anymore' (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    If this stuff matters to you, watch the documentary The True Cost, which discusses the waste from clothing and textiles.

    Here's a link to the trailer.