User: Astronomypete

Re:Eric Bana?

On: Simon Pegg to Play Scotty

When Eric eats a Banana he becomes....

Less hungry?

Its OK

On: Ballmer Babies Banned From iPods and Google

Its ok as a balance, my 4 kids, only have Linux installed on their computers, with Google set as their home page and 2 of them have IPODs.

Just what they need

On: Linux Powers Military UGV

Guys, Gals, thats just what the army need to increase paranoia, a big golf cart following them. They have enough problems with vehicles blowing them up, without one of them following them where ever they go. Sheesh.

Re:mmm.

On: Researchers Identify Gene Involved in Regeneration

The actual Story comes from the Warhammer Universe.
GROMM THE PAUNCH

Re:mmm.

On: Researchers Identify Gene Involved in Regeneration

Just a quick thought. If you ate regenerating veal, would you ever have to eat again?

I for one...

On: Researchers Identify Gene Involved in Regeneration

I for one welcome our regenerating overlords!

Re:Update: only 26 search terms will be blocked:

On: Kazaa Forced To Modify Search Engine

You mean 36 search terms.

a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y, z

all that and 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0
Just to cover ALL THE BASES

Overlords

On: Living Photos Use Bacteria as Pixels

I for one welcome our bacterial picture creating overlords

I'm

On: Geeky Gifts for New Dads, The Goodfather

I'm not a father you insensitive clod.

All together now

On: Austrian Town Sees the Light

Always look on the bright side of life da da, da da, da da da da da da.. etc.

I don't get panspermia

On: Space Lichens

Someone please help me with this theory.

If life came to this planet, from another planet, where did the life come from?
How was life created on another planet?

Forget the question whether it could survive in space.

Answer the question how was life created.

Answers on a postcard please.

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Troll On!

Re:celeron's

On: RSA-640 Factored

This is why I love slashdot people corect your every spelling mistook. Or gramma errer. And they dont even have the courage to own up to who they are!!!?!

Pete takes another karmic hit!!

Well

On: Vertical Axis Wind Turbine With Push and Pull

Well blow me down!

Plasticene

On: Vatican Rejects Intelligent Design?

We all know God was just playing with his pleistocene.

Re:Glide???

On: Glide Effortless to Compete in File Sharing Market

No they're now known as NVIDIA, after a small $112,000,000 fee.

Copernicus's Body

On: Search for Copernicus Over

Is that the dead centre of the universe?

Pete takes another karmic hit.

RSS Feed

On: Canadians Plan to Build World's Biggest Telescope

I saw the headline on the RSS Feed.

I thought the Canadians were building the worlds biggest Tele

Visions of a huge TV set came into my head.
I Feel quite disapointed after finding out it was only a telescope.

Steve Balmer quoted as saying:-

On: Microsoft Threatens To Withdraw Windows in S.Korea

"I'm going to f***ing bury that country, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill South Korea."

Watch Out

On: Mars Swings Unusually Close to Earth

for Ming The Merciless.... Flash where are you! Come on Macromedia help!!!

Ha!

On: Archimedes Death Ray in San Francisco

They got ,Archimedes, screwed

More to come

On: Tropical Storm Alpha Sets Naming Record

It looks like there is still plenty to come.

http://www.met-office.gov.uk/weather/satellite/ind ex.html

More storms flowing off the Sahara.

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Everyone shoots the messenger..

If we pointed it at England could I say...

On: Hubble Zooms In On Moon Minerals

I can see my house from here!

Only one thing to say about this.

On: Homer Becomes Omar

D'oh!

Flubber?

On: Ask Wil Wheaton Anything (Part Deux)

My kids love Flubber. Did you enjoy doing a kiddies movie, and what was it like working with Robin Williams. In addition did you get to keep any flubber and is it all its cracked up to be. Has your basketball game improved for the use of your small stash?