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  1. Re:Part of DOJ settlement... on Microsoft Offers to License the Internet · · Score: 1

    This seems like nothing more than a license, from microsoft, regarding microsoft software, saying:

    "This is a list of protocols you can use with our operating system/software. We didn't write most of these protocol, we don't own most of these protocols, and we don't really give a shit if you sign this or not, because the DOJ is making us write this.

    Further, we aren't responsible if these protocols break your machine or insult your mother, and any protections regarding the use of these protocols that we might have, we extend to you, because we don't want some SCO wannabe suing our customers, this way they have to sue us. And we're unsueable.

    Please from this day forth associate all these protocols with this license that does nothing that the DOJ made us write and you read. They didn't say it had to be clear or concise, and we took advantage of that. Basically, we hate slashdot, and this should stir things up a bit. Neener Neener."

    And basically, I think that's all this is. Nothing to see here.

  2. Re:another rectangular box on FIC Condor Small Form Factor Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I prefer beige pearl, myself.

  3. Re:Darn those furriners! on BitTorrent Accounts for 35% of Traffic · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, as soon as we can annex slovenia, we'll be able to crack down on those terror-sharers.

  4. Re:Yay for lazy couch potatoes worldwide! on Duke Robot Climbs to Victory in Madrid · · Score: 1

    Dude, don't go to all that trouble. Just get married. The beer will taste better, too!

  5. A million monkeys... on Dell Infringes on Patent by Selling Overseas? · · Score: 5, Funny
    A million monkeys, pecking away at a million typewriters, will one day reproduce the entirety of this patent application.

    You know, I'd patent the idea of using monkeys to come up with patent applications, but there's prior art.

  6. Re:Is Asterisk Ready for Home Users? on Asterisk and Linux to Build Secure VoIP Connection · · Score: 1
    But you might want to have a POTS line handy for when the power goes out for more than a few hours.

    I lost power during $hurricane_name for anywhere from not at all to nearly two days,a nd I got it easy. My phone worked the /whole time/.

  7. Re:well on Hypo-Allergenic Cats Now Available for Pre-Order · · Score: 1

    But how else would I keep my (allergic to everything) ex-girlfriend from wanting to come over all the time!?! This is terrible! Now I have to grow ragweed. The cat was definitely more fun. Way to ruin it for the rest of us, Allerca. Sheesh.

  8. Jesus hopping cabbage. on Understanding 64-bit PowerPC architecture · · Score: 3, Funny
    Jesus Hopping Cabbage. Does anyone else see the irony concerning twenty nearly identical posts saying "this is a dupe! What has slashdot become!"?

    Anyone?

  9. Re:A modest proposal on AMD's Personal Internet Communicator · · Score: 1
    ...where the nearest computer tech is 100 miles away on foot...

    With my car and technical know-how, I could make a killing!

  10. Don't worry... on Tiger Early Start Kit · · Score: 1

    Microsoft will be suing them for patent infringement shortly.

  11. Re:What does Intel care? on Intel Scraps Plan For 4 Ghz P4 Chip · · Score: 1

    Maybe they couldn't cool it properly w/ a reasonable air cooled heatsink? Maybe they catch on fire or insult your mother. I have no idea. But I'll bet there's a reason that goes deeper than "We felt like it." Maybe they were planning on killing the line later but realized it would be more expensive to keep making faster P4s while bringing out new tech at the same time, than to just kill the current P4 line and move on. You have to shift sometime, or your motor blows up. Who knows?

  12. Re:Do parents really want this? on Photo ID Required To Buy/Rent Games In Canada · · Score: 1
    ...keep them socially inept for a good long time.

    Where would /. be then, buddy? I hate how everyone's always thinking of the children. We have feelings too, you know.

  13. Re:Other deprivations? on Russian Mock Mars Mission · · Score: 1

    Because, you know, these things always hum along right on schedule.

  14. Re:less water than food? on Russian Mock Mars Mission · · Score: 1

    Sorry, that should have read: You can't recycle food without a planet.

  15. Re:less water than food? on Russian Mock Mars Mission · · Score: 1

    You can't recycle food. I mean, even if you could, would you want to?

  16. Re:Other deprivations? on Russian Mock Mars Mission · · Score: 1
    And even if they could spec actual state of the art equipment for the trip, would you trust it? I damn sure wouldn't. I'd want equipment that had crappy bandwidth but was also nearly bulletproof as opposed to whatever new cuteness was available on launch day that might flake out in the 17th month.

    I'd be worried if they weren't spec'ing decade old hardware.

  17. FUD. on E-bike E-xperiences? · · Score: 1

    It's not just for software anymore.

  18. Re:good for open source on Groklaw Rants On Software Patents · · Score: 1
    Whew! I thought they were going to go ahead and waste all that time and create all that grief by trying to enforce them anyway. I'm sure glad they have the war on drugs to use as an example. Man, I feel better now. Thanks!

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  19. Cat maintanence 1.1 on Review: Juvenile Felis Catus · · Score: 5, Funny
    How to keep your kitty clean.

    1. In toilet, combine one cat, one tablespoon pet shampoo.

    2. Close lid. Sit down.

    3. Flush.

    4. Field calls from curious/concerned neighbors.

    5. ????

    6. Profit!

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  20. Re:Well... on First JPEG Virus Posted To Usenet · · Score: 1
    dozen? We should be so lucky.

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  21. Re:THIS HAS NOT BEEN FIXED, url inside on Public Exploit For Windows JPEG Bug · · Score: 1
    I wonder if she knows she's on the internet?

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  22. Re:that sorority girl loves linux?! on Why You Should Never Lose Your Digital Media · · Score: 1
    Tri-Delta....

    Everyone else has.

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  23. Who you gonna call? on Fighting Online Extortion · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Who would a person call if they had some problems like this?

    The ghostbusters.

    Obviously.

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  24. Re:This really doesn't make any sense. on Cringely: MS To Hurt Linux Via USB Enhancements · · Score: 1
    If you were Microsoft, would you trust your OS to handle it?

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  25. Re:Pretty interesting stuff on Hurricanes Affecting Spammers? · · Score: 1
    California is the golden state. Florida is the sunshine state. You are in the confusion state.

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