Translated: look at me, I'm hey, I know only one programming language! Despite only having touched C, I'm an expert at all levels of Computer Science! Worship me!!
Take a look at the "Extensions" sections in the gcc texinfo page. texinfo, of course, being the utterly broken and brain-damaged replacement for man that GNU hippies have forced on the rest of us.
Oh shut the fuck up. At the end of the day, you eat, you sleep, and you fuck. That's it. Nothing else, nothing more. Software, like everything else civilised society has produced means nothing.
People are just monkeys in shoes. Do you think a monkey gives a fuck about "the growing importance of software?" No, he concentrates on the important stuff -- eating, sleeping, fucking, and taking a huge shit all over your shiny new possessions.
And in doing so, the monkey understands the true meaning of freedom.
No we don't love sudo. Have you people been actively ignoring the massive security holes found in that God-forsaken load of garbage in the past few years?
Wicked. I have new socks, also. They are made from merino wool, and are awesome comfortable. I got them for my birthday, and I am really happy with them. +1 more socks news on slashdot, plz!
Except those Java phone apps are slow as all fuck. Compare them to stuff on the GBA, where even C++ is often seen as too heavy (nobody ever uses virtual functions on the GBA, and you can't not use virtual functions in Java), and you'll see what a horrible mess Java is on this shit.
Oh christ, thephotoman, I just threw up everywhere, and I'm not anywhere near drunk. What the fuck is going on? Am I dying? Please write back, thephotoman.
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No. Java + open source codec = gay^2 AM I RIGHT PEOPLE>
30 SYN
40 SYN-ACK
50 ACK
60 BONGHITS
70 RST
ROR! I am amazed by the strength of your UID.
OK, so jerkcity said they'd be back on the tenth, but its at most the eighth today, and they're up, and with a bunch of new comics. What the fuck!?
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
FAG.
YOU ARE MY PRECIOUS THING
thing of speed and beauty
you are my precious thing
as long as you remain beneath me
dead russian babies
that is what you will receive
when you vote commie
Are you the cunting fuck that dicked with my clock? How the fuck am I supposed to know when Law & Order is on, cockpope?
Under Hitler, everybody had a job.
Translated: look at me, I'm hey, I know only one programming language! Despite only having touched C, I'm an expert at all levels of Computer Science! Worship me!!
Nobody cares about enlightenment. That buggy, bloated shit died in 2000, fag.
Does THE LINUX count as serious software?
YES IT WAS A TYPE-0;
Oh God, thephotoman, you crack me up!
LOL, ROR, OMG, ^______^.
Oh man you beat me to it! Let's be friends!
(Friends with benefits!)
Take a look at the "Extensions" sections in the gcc texinfo page. texinfo, of course, being the utterly broken and brain-damaged replacement for man that GNU hippies have forced on the rest of us.
Oh shut the fuck up. At the end of the day, you eat, you sleep, and you fuck. That's it. Nothing else, nothing more. Software, like everything else civilised society has produced means nothing.
People are just monkeys in shoes. Do you think a monkey gives a fuck about "the growing importance of software?" No, he concentrates on the important stuff -- eating, sleeping, fucking, and taking a huge shit all over your shiny new possessions.
And in doing so, the monkey understands the true meaning of freedom.
IT"S DIFFERENT BECAUSE "konqueror", "kmail", and "openoffice" ARE FLAMKNG PILES OF TRASH.
SE FUE SU mADERA!
Yeah, on Windows all you need is an Administrator account, which is totally not the same thing as a root account.
Dude, everything uses wavelet transforms.
Hope this helps,
Junichiro Koizumi.
No we don't love sudo. Have you people been actively ignoring the massive security holes found in that God-forsaken load of garbage in the past few years?
Wicked. I have new socks, also. They are made from merino wool, and are awesome comfortable. I got them for my birthday, and I am really happy with them. +1 more socks news on slashdot, plz!
Much respect,
Junichiro Koizumi.
Except those Java phone apps are slow as all fuck. Compare them to stuff on the GBA, where even C++ is often seen as too heavy (nobody ever uses virtual functions on the GBA, and you can't not use virtual functions in Java), and you'll see what a horrible mess Java is on this shit.
Oh christ, thephotoman, I just threw up everywhere , and I'm not anywhere near drunk. What the fuck is going on? Am I dying? Please write back, thephotoman.
With all my love,Junichiro Koizumi.