There is some Roland guy who's[sic] last name i[sic] can't spell who submits stuff all the time and people thought for awhile[sic] he was Timothy. Lately there is a Beatles Beatles user who conspiracy theorists now think is Scuttlemonkey. [...] 3 months from now it will be somebody else.
I wish! Let's face it, statistically the chance is infinitesimal that someone else would totally suck more than the incumbent herd of pet fuckwads .
Over the course of time, many of us here have read numerous postings insulting Roland.
This being the season of goodwill, I think it's only fair to say: Roland, cut your cock off with an angle-grinder and choke on it. Huh? [sigh] Either. The important thing is just that you choke. Fatally.
There's no such thing as a GPS transmitter. GPS modules are passive devices - they listen for satellite signals and work out their location by accurate timing measurments and comparisons.
[foilHat.putOn()]That's what they want you to think. [foilHat.takeOff()]
Not only is this a dupe, but it's lifted more or less verbatim from a press release. I saw the entire story a year ago in one of those crap newspapers you can pick up free at metro stations. I remember it because I was going to submit it here but someone beat me to it.
Well, on radio your tone of voice would have come through so we would have seen (heard - Ed) that you were being sarcastic. Unless you're from the opposite side of the Atlantic, when you sound sarcastic when you aren't, and don't when you are. Or the other way round. Something like that, anyway.
If that's the same as aluminum (I guess it's standard journalistic practice to assume that words they don't understand are just there for decoration) then why don't they make kettles out of copper sulphate, or frying pans out of iron oxide?
That's short for "via it is Onstar system", which doesn't make any sense at all. Momuru is an illiterate fuckwad, and it looks like Zonk has a new pseudonym.
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I can picture someone like Al Pacino saying those lines!
Whereas take someone like Roland Piquepaille, he's a household name and infant geeks take in his achievements with their mothers' milk.
27 gigapixcels per cubic litroid. Whatever. I bet it can't plagiarise articles as fast as a pencil-necked French twat can.
Well you sure as heck can't see the interview or the transcript of it that was linked from TFA.
This being the season of goodwill, I think it's only fair to say: Roland, cut your cock off with an angle-grinder and choke on it. Huh? [sigh] Either. The important thing is just that you choke. Fatally.
Not only is this a dupe, but it's lifted more or less verbatim from a press release. I saw the entire story a year ago in one of those crap newspapers you can pick up free at metro stations. I remember it because I was going to submit it here but someone beat me to it.
Well, on radio your tone of voice would have come through so we would have seen (heard - Ed) that you were being sarcastic. Unless you're from the opposite side of the Atlantic, when you sound sarcastic when you aren't, and don't when you are. Or the other way round. Something like that, anyway.
They should create a new section: News for people who know that other countries exist - stuff for non-Americans.
P.S. Am I the only one who thinks Zonk is a total waste of oxygen?
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Jeff Goldblum?
Are you saying the /. headline is misleading ... possibly even wrong?
If that's the same as aluminum (I guess it's standard journalistic practice to assume that words they don't understand are just there for decoration) then why don't they make kettles out of copper sulphate, or frying pans out of iron oxide?
I'm kinda intrigued by this concept of places that aren't in the USA ... do you have, like, a newsletter or something I could sign up to?
Hey look, it's slashdot - chances are the person who wrote the headline couldn't spell it either!!!