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  1. Re:not quite right on Running a Non-Partisan Political Forum? · · Score: 1

    You're both being pedantic.

  2. Re:Obligatory... on New Tolkien Story To be Published · · Score: 1

    I'll have some of whatever you're Tolkien!

  3. Re:Pretty clever.. on Tracking Users Via the Browser's Cache · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well if anyone tosses their cookies in my java, I, for one, am sure not going to drink it!

  4. Wifi? on Satellite Internet for Gaming? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Nobody has mentioned this so far: why not go with plain old 802.11g? All you need is a friend with broadband with a clear line of sight to your place and a couple Pringles can antennas. Sure, it'll be crap when it's raining, but it's cheap.

  5. Re:Weird units on Measuring the Energy You Use? · · Score: 1

    Remember boys and girls, 1 watt-hour is 14160 yard-ounces!

  6. Re:"animal" rights? on Neuroscientist Halts Research to Stop Extremists · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like my wings barbecued!

  7. I prefer them. on Why Do Companies Stick with Voice Menus? · · Score: 1

    Personally, I prefer the voice menus to the touch tone menus. Rather than having to listen to some recording drone on about options, I just say what I want. The only difficulty is when my issue is beyond the scope of the options -- which is a problem with touch navigation, too. And once I've found where I need to go, it's easier to just say it next time than to remember some arcane sequence of numbers to press.

  8. Re:"animal" rights? on Neuroscientist Halts Research to Stop Extremists · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't get it. Aren't humans "animals", too?

    All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

  9. Re:Smart is one thing... on Goldfish Smarter Than Dolphins · · Score: 1

    Don't goldfish only have a 3 second memory?

  10. Re:First Phase of AIDS Vaccine Trials Successful on First Phase of AIDS Vaccine Trials Successful · · Score: 4, Funny

    That will be a great day for herpes, siphylis, crabs, pregnancies, clamedia ....

    I felt a disturbance in the force. It is as if the fantasies of millions of slashdotters were suddenly silenced.

  11. Re:Compress Wikipedia and win a prize? on Compress Wikipedia and Win AI Prize · · Score: 1

    You could probably get your monkey spanked for about that price.

  12. Re:I'll try: on Compress Wikipedia and Win AI Prize · · Score: 3, Funny

    echo "!#/bin/cat /dev/tty0" > archive

    Here's one that's even shorter, but you have to type in the decryption key exactly right.

  13. Re:Pipes? on Bittorrent Implements Cache Discovery Protocol · · Score: 1
    Currently, Bittorrent traffic is suffering from bandwidth throttling ISP's that claim that Bittorrent traffic is cluttering their pipes.

    You mean tubes.

    No, I'm pretty sure he mean hoses.
  14. Re:Try this on Combating Harassing Use of Mosquito Noise Device? · · Score: 1

    I'm 24 and my eardrums are hurting a minute later.

  15. Re:Great on Power Scheme for OLPC Project Falling Into Place · · Score: 1

    At least the ones that don't practice yoga.

  16. Re:Win one... on Strange iPod Accessories · · Score: 1

    According to Apple's own fiscal results report this morning, they shipped 8.11 devices, a significant increase over last year.

    I hope I'm not the unlucky sod to open his iPod box and find 1/9th of a device inside!

  17. Re:Irony? on Microsoft's New Linux-Based Wireless Network · · Score: 1

    I stand enlightened. Thanks!

  18. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? on Mobile Phones and Lightning a Lethal Mix · · Score: 1

    286537 Ignition or melting of nightwear

    A-ha! Underpants gnomes do exist!

  19. Re:Irony? on Microsoft's New Linux-Based Wireless Network · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My head asplode from the irony...

    What irony? It would be irony if they were using Linux where Windows competes, such on the desktop or for servers. As far as I know, there is no Windows embedded (Windows seems attached to having a GUI). And while Microsoft does make a lot of software, it has specialised in a few areas (that's a facet of efficiency/capitalism). Since they don't make a similar product, it's just a matter of using the best tool for the job here, and it happens to be Linux.

    On a side note, real irony is when you make a ferrousiously bad pun.

  20. Gaunch on The Power of Accidental Discoveries · · Score: 4, Funny

    My guess is that the first accident induced invention was underwear.

  21. Re:Chairman... on Bill Gates to Step Down from Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Or more pictorially:

          o  |=|_ . .     o
         -|-          .  -#-
         / \             / \

         you          Monkey boy

  22. Re:Misspelling on OSVids Shows Video Clips of Linux in Action · · Score: 1

    Wow... look at him type!

  23. Kill the scientists! on Japanese Scientists Make Alzheimers Progress · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Japanese Scientists Make Alzheimers Progress

    So if we eliminate the Japanese scientists, would it slow Alzheimer's down?

  24. At home! on Where Should One Go for Unix/Linux Training? · · Score: 3, Informative

    At home. Seriously. You'll learn the most by using a *nix-based system every day. You'll want to do something, then research how to do it, then you've learned. The courseware you'll find out there will be great to expanding your horizon, however, on just the possibilities on what can be done. If you come from a Windows background, it'll take you a while to realise just how flexible and endless the possibilities of a *nix system are. Get yourself a *nix system you have full control over and start tinkering.

  25. Re:Why April sales fell. on Intel's Sales Down, Current Gen of Products Weak · · Score: 1

    Well Blow Me Down! That's a good idea, bye!