Just kidding. But why is this the first response? Thank you very much for that very informative post. Now...
LINUX USERS
1. Forcing your operating system ideology on other people is a form of rape, albeit one for losers with no upper-body strength.
2. You're being left in the dust, using an inferior operating system.
3. If you spent half the time exercising as you do wringing your hands over "blah blah desktop viability blah blah," you wouldn't be such repulsive faggots.
Isn't it a form of rape, forcing your operating system ideology on others? Why can't you enjoy your niche operating system without worrying about "blah blah blah viable desktop alternative" or "blah blah solution blah blah" or whatever it is you repulsive faggots are shitting out your mouths these days?
computers aren't supposed to be an end to themselves, and only disgusting pedophiles watch star trek.
Isn't it a form of rape, forcing your operating system ideology on others? Why can't you enjoy your niche operating system without worrying about "blah blah blah viable desktop alternative" or "blah blah solution blah blah" or whatever it is you repulsive faggots are shitting out your mouths these days?
computers aren't supposed to be an end to themselves, and only disgusting pedophiles watch star trek.
Vader's theme is a direct, and I mean direct steal of "Mars" by Gustav Holst.
I'm sorry, who? What the fuck did "Gustav Holst" have to do with Star Wars?
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah "Sherezade".
I'm sorry, but are you trying to tell us? What the fuck does "Sherezade"(and I'm sure you mispelled it) have to do with star wars? Someone should mod this down for being off topic.
He's a whore, and I say that with apologies to honest whores everywhere.
While serving my sentence at a former institution, I was severely beaten and gang raped, both orally and anally, by six black inmates . . . . It started by inmate [A] coming by my cell and waking me up at approximately 4:00 a.m. He said he wanted to come in and watch television with me. I said, "No, I'm trying to sleep." He said he's going to the booth and get my door open. I saw him go to the booth and told the booth officer to open my cell door . . . My cell door was not authorized to be opened.
By this time, I had turned on my overhead light and heard inmate [A] say to [the officer], "Open #222, so I can get his laundry." I didn't think nothing of it because we've had no prior problems before. I did think it was odd though. So he came in and sat on my bed . . . . About 5 to 10 minutes after that, inmate [B], [C], and [D] came into my cell. Then inmate [D] said, "We want some ass." I said, "I don't think so, I don't play that shit." When he said this, I said to myself, "Oh no! I'm in trouble!" I looked toward the door for an escape route finding it blocked, I went into myself to prepare for the worst.
Inmate [D] then said, "Either give it to Jesus or give it up." . . . .
It was at this time that the floor officer came by on the bottom tier (I was on the top tier), doing or supposedly doing, his rounds. He noticed the inmates in my cell and asked if everything was all right. Too terrified to answer, I just nodded. [The officer] never came to the top tier during his round. I was then directed back to my bed. Inmate [B] then stood in front of me and pulled out his penis and forced it into my mouth. Inmate [C] then turn his turn. Pulling me to my feet, he then took my boxers off, bent me over and forced his penis inside. Inmate [D] laid on the bed, took my head and forced himself inside my mouth [All four of them, plus one more] took turns anally and orally raping me at the same time. All of them repeatedly did this.
Somewhere in the middle of this, inmate [F] entered . . . . [D]uring the rape, I believe it was him that said "suck this dick you white bitch.". . . .
[One said:] "If you snitch on us, we'll kill you!!" The other said, "And if you do and you get transferred, you'll still die." At that time, I really believed them, and I still think this today.
Remember that dell commercial, where the techie is whispering to the camera in front of a disassembled laptop?
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Whenever I lay off employees, I always use pink slips. Last time I did it in person, I almost bit my tongue off trying to keep a straight face. Trust me, I don't remember you at all.
I love my job
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.
This kind of crap "news" just drives people off Slashdot because we hate rappers.
Personally I could stand a little thinning of the crowds here. Maybe you could try arstechnica.com? They probably wouldn't expose you to music and ideas that you dont enjoy.
Where do you get off on hating rappers because... they're rappers? I could understand if you just said that you hated rap music, but why hate a bunch of people you've never met whom you know nothing about?
While I think being a 20-something virgin is kind of pathetic, I certainly don't hate you because of it. Nor do I hate any of the 20-something virgins that inhabit this site, happily tapping away on some message forum instead of hanging out with chicks, or losing weight so they don't have to loathe themselves for being such disgusting asexual tumors. Why should I put my hatred between you and the life you want to live?
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Hey, comic book guy- try sniffing a pussy for once.
Become a linux zealot? They seem to have no problem with the taste.
2. You're being left in the dust, using an inferior operating system.
3. If you spent half the time exercising as you do wringing your hands over "blah blah desktop viability blah blah," you wouldn't be such repulsive faggots.
You're being left in the dust, using an inferior operating system.
You, shut the fuck up. You lost. We'll call them all hackers if we want to, you junior-college VB student.
Isn't it a form of rape, forcing your operating system ideology on others? Why can't you enjoy your niche operating system without worrying about "blah blah blah viable desktop alternative" or "blah blah solution blah blah" or whatever it is you repulsive faggots are shitting out your mouths these days?
computers aren't supposed to be an end to themselves, and only disgusting pedophiles watch star trek.
computers aren't supposed to be an end to themselves, and only disgusting pedophiles watch star trek.
But if you want to watch Revenge again...pay the $9.
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Seriously dude, get fucked.
I'm sorry, who? What the fuck did "Gustav Holst" have to do with Star Wars?
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah "Sherezade".
I'm sorry, but are you trying to tell us? What the fuck does "Sherezade"(and I'm sure you mispelled it) have to do with star wars? Someone should mod this down for being off topic.
He's a whore, and I say that with apologies to honest whores everywhere.
At least whores have sex.
While serving my sentence at a former institution, I was severely beaten and gang raped, both orally and anally, by six black inmates . . . . It started by inmate [A] coming by my cell and waking me up at approximately 4:00 a.m. He said he wanted to come in and watch television with me. I said, "No, I'm trying to sleep." He said he's going to the booth and get my door open. I saw him go to the booth and told the booth officer to open my cell door . . . My cell door was not authorized to be opened. By this time, I had turned on my overhead light and heard inmate [A] say to [the officer], "Open #222, so I can get his laundry." I didn't think nothing of it because we've had no prior problems before. I did think it was odd though. So he came in and sat on my bed . . . . About 5 to 10 minutes after that, inmate [B], [C], and [D] came into my cell. Then inmate [D] said, "We want some ass." I said, "I don't think so, I don't play that shit." When he said this, I said to myself, "Oh no! I'm in trouble!" I looked toward the door for an escape route finding it blocked, I went into myself to prepare for the worst. Inmate [D] then said, "Either give it to Jesus or give it up." . . . . It was at this time that the floor officer came by on the bottom tier (I was on the top tier), doing or supposedly doing, his rounds. He noticed the inmates in my cell and asked if everything was all right. Too terrified to answer, I just nodded. [The officer] never came to the top tier during his round. I was then directed back to my bed. Inmate [B] then stood in front of me and pulled out his penis and forced it into my mouth. Inmate [C] then turn his turn. Pulling me to my feet, he then took my boxers off, bent me over and forced his penis inside. Inmate [D] laid on the bed, took my head and forced himself inside my mouth [All four of them, plus one more] took turns anally and orally raping me at the same time. All of them repeatedly did this. Somewhere in the middle of this, inmate [F] entered . . . . [D]uring the rape, I believe it was him that said "suck this dick you white bitch.". . . . [One said:] "If you snitch on us, we'll kill you!!" The other said, "And if you do and you get transferred, you'll still die." At that time, I really believed them, and I still think this today.
All you mods go suck a dick.
All you mods go suck a dick.
Speaking of 'short on content,' I didn't read any of your post.
You're that guy.
You might look at the douchebag boss with the coffee cup with disdain, as I do, but remember that he's the one fucking you in the ass, and the world always sides with the guy on top, as I do.
While I think it's cute that you think linux will be a viable desktop or that game designers actually pay attention to your concerns, I believe the time has come for you to ask yourselves why you've been involuntarily celibate for these last seventeen months. Because your urge to force computer preferences on the rest of the world is symptomatic of all that is broken with your personalities.
Microsoft is guilty of the same crime of trying to force their technology on the population, but they have money, and power, and many of them possess social skills requisite to being in big business. Linux fanatics on the other hand try to pull this and fall flat on their faces, because they aren't rich, they have no power, and their social skills prompt them to cry themselves to sleep in dark lonely corners.
Remember nerds- the rest of the world is that douchebag with the coffee cup, disapproving and scolding when you overstep your bounds. We might not lend ourselves well to sympathetic portrals in commercials and other media, but every night we can come home in a shiny expensive car, to a nice furnished apartment, and eat some pussy before going to bed. Our lives revolve around windsurfing or skiing with friends that you don't have, and some unfaithful extramarital sex on the side.
We laugh at you because you're different, you laugh at us because there's nothing else you can do.
Whenever I lay off employees, I always use pink slips. Last time I did it in person, I almost bit my tongue off trying to keep a straight face. Trust me, I don't remember you at all.
I love my job
I hear The Home Depot is hiring.
Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.
Personally I could stand a little thinning of the crowds here. Maybe you could try arstechnica.com? They probably wouldn't expose you to music and ideas that you dont enjoy.
Where do you get off on hating rappers because... they're rappers? I could understand if you just said that you hated rap music, but why hate a bunch of people you've never met whom you know nothing about?
While I think being a 20-something virgin is kind of pathetic, I certainly don't hate you because of it. Nor do I hate any of the 20-something virgins that inhabit this site, happily tapping away on some message forum instead of hanging out with chicks, or losing weight so they don't have to loathe themselves for being such disgusting asexual tumors. Why should I put my hatred between you and the life you want to live?
Maybe he has some advice?
At least he wasn't from Fremont.
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ASS-PANTIES!!1
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You're being left in the dust, using an inferior operating system.