Before you know it, they'll be coming out with 9 dimensional hard drives that proves grand unification theory and pr0n somehow mix together to make a small scale big bang that creates a whole new universe stored in tissue paper.
God, I know just how you feel. I thought that too.
"What? Monty Python in a new Star Trek series? This is going to the best decision since.. decisions were first made!"
If you kill prostitutes, you will attract police attention. It's not OK in GTA. If what GTA does is "teaching children(since when did parents sign up their kids for GTA classes anyhoo?)" then doesn't real life teach us that is OK as well? It's OK if we don't mind cops ramming us into walls and shooting us to death.
The Internet isn't owned by any one government. The Internet is the zeitgeist. It is the mass mind of mankind. Without people, the Internet is nothing. The Government does not understand the Laws of the Internet(like the laws of physics.) They think it is another network that they can control.
They're wrong.
And if they wanna try to enforce their control over the Internet with INTERPOL or something equal, they can pry it from everyone's cold dead fingers cause that is what they will have to do. 2 billion dead to control nothing.
I can't believe he is promoting every to have less sig. What do you what ME to do, Lawrence? Have a negative sig? What, does my sig give stuff away or something?
It is not playing Favorites. It is playing the entire album of Charlie Brown Christmas. I mean, for crissakes, its a shuffle! What'd you expect?! Hip Hop?
This was about to become a dupe, but Scott Bakula went back in time and screwed around with some quantum foam. Now it's an original story. The only problem is that the next person Scott leaped into is the guy who let his previous Leap change history.
Thank God the series was cancelled.
Can someone tell me WHY Microsoft is -advertising on Slashdot?-
This is like.. some kind of mortal sin. I say we find the heretic who agreed to this deal and burn him at the stake after we find out that he weighs the same as a duck.
To be more specific, this wasn't my -exact- idea. My idea was just for Microsoft to TAKE Linux, start marketing it as Microsoft Linux(or something similar), and claim lots of ideas about Linux for themselves and once again reclaim the market. All the average joes that were going to be shown Linux will now see Linux as a Microsoft "property" and use ONLY Microsoft's version.
And yes, I thought about that whole bright idea thing I said before. Obviously this article would've lead up to that idea anyhow.
I had this idea a long time ago. I hoped to God it wouldn't get on slashdot and give the microsoft guys some bright ideas if they didn't have them already.
Well, looks like they sure as hell do now. Now we've gotta find out how to stop them.
That means no more "Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game"s...
Now if games as movies would lose appeal as well, we could legally shoot Uwe Boll and put an end to poverty, sickness, hunger, and . . Well, Uwe Boll.
The Creator of Light, Ben Parterra, has made light go faster than light so that perhaps the amount of possible dupes will make Slashdot editors' heads explode to prevent any further mistakes.
Homie: Yo, dogg, check out my new wheels!
Dogg: Wow, homie, dats tite. You totally piimped it out.
Homie: Now it'll go 3.14159265 miles per hour faster on average!
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It's like Lucas, Michael Jackson, and the guys who did the Matrix Reloaded rave got together and brainstormed. If that's even physically possible.
I, for one, welcome our new Dayton, Ohio WI-FI overlords and hope that they infect the planet. No, really, I do.
Before you know it, they'll be coming out with 9 dimensional hard drives that proves grand unification theory and pr0n somehow mix together to make a small scale big bang that creates a whole new universe stored in tissue paper.
Did they just typo "rye" or "right"?
God, I know just how you feel. I thought that too. "What? Monty Python in a new Star Trek series? This is going to the best decision since.. decisions were first made!"
I, for one, welcome our new NASA overlords.
Er, no no no. Hitler is 3, Stalin is 2, Mao is 1. Mao killed, what, 60 million? Stalin was around 20-40 million, Hitler wasn't even in the teens.
If you kill prostitutes, you will attract police attention. It's not OK in GTA. If what GTA does is "teaching children(since when did parents sign up their kids for GTA classes anyhoo?)" then doesn't real life teach us that is OK as well? It's OK if we don't mind cops ramming us into walls and shooting us to death.
If I remember correctly, it's the cause of most suicides in Seattle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COBOL
The Internet isn't owned by any one government. The Internet is the zeitgeist. It is the mass mind of mankind. Without people, the Internet is nothing. The Government does not understand the Laws of the Internet(like the laws of physics.) They think it is another network that they can control.
They're wrong.
And if they wanna try to enforce their control over the Internet with INTERPOL or something equal, they can pry it from everyone's cold dead fingers cause that is what they will have to do. 2 billion dead to control nothing.
The Government's "Genius" Plan:
1. ???
2. Control all of the internet.
3. Profit!
Whoa! Radical!! *air guitar*
I can't believe he is promoting every to have less sig. What do you what ME to do, Lawrence? Have a negative sig? What, does my sig give stuff away or something?
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!
It is not playing Favorites. It is playing the entire album of Charlie Brown Christmas. I mean, for crissakes, its a shuffle! What'd you expect?! Hip Hop?
This was about to become a dupe, but Scott Bakula went back in time and screwed around with some quantum foam. Now it's an original story. The only problem is that the next person Scott leaped into is the guy who let his previous Leap change history. Thank God the series was cancelled.
Can someone tell me WHY Microsoft is -advertising on Slashdot?-
This is like.. some kind of mortal sin. I say we find the heretic who agreed to this deal and burn him at the stake after we find out that he weighs the same as a duck.
So from *my* point of view, he is batting 0.500 - a decent average the way I look at it.
.500 average sucks.
I hate to burst your bubble, but it seems that what we're playing here isn't baseball. Therefore, a
To be more specific, this wasn't my -exact- idea. My idea was just for Microsoft to TAKE Linux, start marketing it as Microsoft Linux(or something similar), and claim lots of ideas about Linux for themselves and once again reclaim the market. All the average joes that were going to be shown Linux will now see Linux as a Microsoft "property" and use ONLY Microsoft's version. And yes, I thought about that whole bright idea thing I said before. Obviously this article would've lead up to that idea anyhow.
I had this idea a long time ago. I hoped to God it wouldn't get on slashdot and give the microsoft guys some bright ideas if they didn't have them already.
Well, looks like they sure as hell do now. Now we've gotta find out how to stop them.
That means no more "Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game"s... Now if games as movies would lose appeal as well, we could legally shoot Uwe Boll and put an end to poverty, sickness, hunger, and . . Well, Uwe Boll.
The Creator of Light, Ben Parterra, has made light go faster than light so that perhaps the amount of possible dupes will make Slashdot editors' heads explode to prevent any further mistakes.
You see, the rubber-bands snapped and broke before they could be put to good use.
2^69? These guys need girlfriends.
Piimping?
Homie: Yo, dogg, check out my new wheels!
Dogg: Wow, homie, dats tite. You totally piimped it out.
Homie: Now it'll go 3.14159265 miles per hour faster on average!