People shouldn't have to register themselves to defend themselves. If some idiot wants to go blowing away neighbors, chances are the whole neighborhood has guns. Nobody goes shooting other people up if all those other people have guns unless it's a huge war. It's just common sense. If robbing Neighbor A's house means getting shot by Neighbor B, Neighbor C, Neighbor D, and probably Neighbor A as well . . . let's just say robbers would need enormous armies to rob a house in a neighborhood.
Anyone who shoots themselves dicking around with a gun just weren't "fit for survival" based on their own intelligence. Unless they're a kid. Then the parents are probably to blame for not keeping the gun out of the kid's hands and/or not teaching him about gun safety.
They had to spend another few months figuring out ways to make the main character look even more like a woman while keeping him a man to attract the schoolgirls - and at this point that's a challenge that would make even a Klingon plastic surgeon gasp in horror.
Engineer: Cap'n, the engines have gone haywire and the navigational controls have hit the bucket! The nude orbital resort is floating towards URANUS! Captain: Engineer, if I wasn't busy getting a biometric distortion in my pants from staring at these naked green slave girls from Orion, I'd throw you out the airlock.
Why? Because if they did, Cthulu would drop down from the sky and eat Bill Gates for Cthulu keeps his secret codewords which summon hot women in all Microsoft source. That's why the programmers at Microsoft write buggy code - they're constantly getting distracted by the comments suddenly popping out of nowhere in their code containing the secret words.
What are people gonna spend all that money for? So that Berman can keep his job and further make trek fans suffer? I say take all your money and donate it towards the "Hire Jean Reno to Clean Berman" charity fund.
Now that's something I'd give my money to.
They're obviously talking about a conversation between Kirk and Scotty.
Kirk: Scotty, we've got 10 seconds to live and the only thing that can save us is to know the name of the Computer!
Scotty: Pentium. Five. I. I. five.
Kirk: Of course! The Drunken Captain's Secret Code! Five more shots and the confirmation of them! Plenty of them, infact! "Pentyum Five. Aye-aye, five!" I have the answer, godlike being!
GB: Wrong!
*Enterprise blows up.*
Me too. The gameplay wasn't as good or as customizable(the second part being what made the first game so fun) and the UI was simplified for the X-Box.
Course, that doesn't even include the lazy storyline.
In discovery of this worst day, lawyers, used car salesmen, and building contractors rush to form Make January 24th Even Worse For Everyone On Earth Co. MJ24, as they call themselves, are predicted by stock market analysts to have the highest stock prices in the universe on the 24th, then have the lowest in the universe on the 25th(Best Day of the Year Day.)
That is total and utter bull. They DID write the Matrix. Sophia Stewart is just trying to steal money from the Wachowskis. Oh and James Cameron, who she claims also ripped off herstory.
BTW, those two pages are the only things Sophia Stewart sent into the courts. Those comics and whatnot afterwards just acts as reference material against her script.
Besides, the Wachowskis, when Sophia Stewart claimed she sent in her material, hadn't even hit 18 yet.
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In other news, gravity makes apples fall, human beings can drown in water, and Michael Jackson is one creepy SOB.
People shouldn't have to register themselves to defend themselves. If some idiot wants to go blowing away neighbors, chances are the whole neighborhood has guns. Nobody goes shooting other people up if all those other people have guns unless it's a huge war. It's just common sense. If robbing Neighbor A's house means getting shot by Neighbor B, Neighbor C, Neighbor D, and probably Neighbor A as well . . . let's just say robbers would need enormous armies to rob a house in a neighborhood. Anyone who shoots themselves dicking around with a gun just weren't "fit for survival" based on their own intelligence. Unless they're a kid. Then the parents are probably to blame for not keeping the gun out of the kid's hands and/or not teaching him about gun safety.
With words like "derided" and "slamming," you'd think that there was some kind of legislative orgy going on here.
Must... resist.. making... BAD.. BREAD.. JOKE..
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I. Can't. Do it! Even if the joke IS a half-baked one!
Oh man, the gods of humor are gonna fry me now . .
They had to spend another few months figuring out ways to make the main character look even more like a woman while keeping him a man to attract the schoolgirls - and at this point that's a challenge that would make even a Klingon plastic surgeon gasp in horror.
3. Easy access to high level weapons.
And that's a bad thing?
I'll start worrying when people get sued for killing armed robbers with their 'high-level weapons.'
According to a spokesman, the new wireless battery will be the size of a Nintendo Gamecube and will be in the controller.
Boy: Daddy, let's plug in the XBox!
Daddy: Sure thing, son! Let's just get this power cable here all hooked up an- OH MY GOD!
*FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSH!*
In other news, TNT is more powerful than thermonuclear warheads because more TNT is used to get a nice explosion.
Engineer: Cap'n, the engines have gone haywire and the navigational controls have hit the bucket! The nude orbital resort is floating towards URANUS!
Captain: Engineer, if I wasn't busy getting a biometric distortion in my pants from staring at these naked green slave girls from Orion, I'd throw you out the airlock.
Look out! Here comes God claiming he owns the patent on paper! So much for THAT invention.
The matrix has you. Follow the transplanetary probe.
R.I.P ION STORM. "My vision is augmented." 1997-2005
EA: We must not have this.. Max Headroom thing get back on the air! Guillemot: But the kids love him!
JENNIFER GARNER Elektro Robotic acting really can kill!
Why? Because if they did, Cthulu would drop down from the sky and eat Bill Gates for Cthulu keeps his secret codewords which summon hot women in all Microsoft source. That's why the programmers at Microsoft write buggy code - they're constantly getting distracted by the comments suddenly popping out of nowhere in their code containing the secret words.
*Rolls up anyone or anything that doesn't agree*
What are people gonna spend all that money for? So that Berman can keep his job and further make trek fans suffer? I say take all your money and donate it towards the "Hire Jean Reno to Clean Berman" charity fund. Now that's something I'd give my money to.
They're obviously talking about a conversation between Kirk and Scotty. Kirk: Scotty, we've got 10 seconds to live and the only thing that can save us is to know the name of the Computer! Scotty: Pentium. Five. I. I. five. Kirk: Of course! The Drunken Captain's Secret Code! Five more shots and the confirmation of them! Plenty of them, infact! "Pentyum Five. Aye-aye, five!" I have the answer, godlike being! GB: Wrong! *Enterprise blows up.*
Burnout 3(Ha ha), Katamari Damacy.
Me too. The gameplay wasn't as good or as customizable(the second part being what made the first game so fun) and the UI was simplified for the X-Box. Course, that doesn't even include the lazy storyline.
Wow. For a split second his score was 1, Troll.
Isn't this just an ad for their site?
In discovery of this worst day, lawyers, used car salesmen, and building contractors rush to form Make January 24th Even Worse For Everyone On Earth Co. MJ24, as they call themselves, are predicted by stock market analysts to have the highest stock prices in the universe on the 24th, then have the lowest in the universe on the 25th(Best Day of the Year Day.)
Ignore my name for a second.
Eh ehm.
That is total and utter bull. They DID write the Matrix. Sophia Stewart is just trying to steal money from the Wachowskis. Oh and James Cameron, who she claims also ripped off her story.
BTW, those two pages are the only things Sophia Stewart sent into the courts. Those comics and whatnot afterwards just acts as reference material against her script.
Besides, the Wachowskis, when Sophia Stewart claimed she sent in her material, hadn't even hit 18 yet.