User: necromcr

My wife would kill me

On: Dad Delivers Baby Using Wiki

if I'd be fidling with my phone while she'd be in labour.

In this time of 'recession'

On: Do You Hate Being Called an "IT Guy?"

I'm glad I'm called at all.

slashdoted

On: For New Zealanders, No More Phones As Sat-Nav Devices

.. on their remote broadband line. Damn.

Sure it's fast

On: Honda's Answer To the Segway

Just convert it to metrics!

take away the fuel of the fire

On: Mount Wilson Observatory In Danger From L.A. Fire

Here's an idea: why dont they cut down all the trees around - that way there will be nothing to burn around the observatory?

Obligatory

On: How the Pirate Bay Will Be Legalized

Pirate this: youtube - all about the money

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On: Scientists Worry Machines May Outsmart Man

..dumb scientists..

anyone else shares my first thought?

On: NSA To Use Cloud Model For Intelligence Analysis

"Their ideas are up in clouds"?

"Flooded in space" gives me a headache

On: Main Toilet On ISS Craps Out

Seriously. Did anyone else try to imagine how that looks like? Flooded toilet in 0.00x sth g?

Where is the exit?

On: EU Data-Retention Laws Stricter Than Many People Realized

I want out! Hello? EU?

My mones is on..

On: FBI Vaguely Warns of Asterisk Vishing Vulnerability

..terrorist threats. It's one of those "There is a critical flaw but it's impossible to happen but we just wanted to make sure we did." and few months later: "(they) exploited the impossible flaw!" Insert "terrorists", "russians", "chinese hackers" into (they).

That's just me being paranoid, what do YOU think?

How about selinux?

On: Chinese Hacking of American Military Networks On the Rise

Does that mean it's not safe to use?

Don't worry, it's all OK

On: Researchers Find Problems With RFID Passport Cards

.. expect deletion of this news. You never saw this article.

Obligatory

On: Qantas Blames Wireless For Aircraft Incidents

You mean, like this? New device found, Airbus A310

Did you thought of Steve Balmer?

On: How To Encourage a Young Teen To Learn Programming?

Well, just show him the developers, developers, developers video. That ought to make a change into the right direction..

A true BOFH excuse

On: RHN Bind Update Brings Down RHEL Named

I'm writing it down as you read this!

Dupe - Pablo Franciso style

On: Changes In Rocks Noted Before Earthquakes

"Double the action, triple the excitement.."

Obligatory Southpark quote

On: DHS Official Considered Shock Collars For Air Travelers

.. "Blame Canada, blame Canada...."

Re:1394 For Life

On: Clash of the Titans Over USB 3.0 Specification Process

Yeah, but external SATA drive enclosures with firewire are impossible to find, except if you rely on failing WD drives.

Sponsored by either Wraith or the Goaulds

On: Private Donor Saves Fermilab

Who else can it be? Using earth technology to do their bidding, it's the best twist ever!

In Russia

On: US Plots "Pirate Bay Killer" Trade Agreement

..they plot a trade againts YOU!

I could argue with that.

On: IT Workers Are Getting Fatter

Lost 16kg's but that's not the point, now is it? People getting fatter, especially behind computer screens is not a problem, it's a trend. I mean, what else can you expect from legal 30min lunch breaks? A nice decent meal with "slow food" principles? I knew a guy, he ran on hamburgers and brandedname-cola. Not to mention all the colored-bulls. This will continue until we're all obese and only the military will provide for us. So, if we dont oblige with.. what, our shit? they'll simply stop providing.

What's leeot?

On: Second Person

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Dexter's Lab

On: Federal Government Inadvertently Deleted Ca.Gov

What happend, Deedee went visiting??

In america..

On: Retailer Refuses Hardware Repair Due To Linux

..you could use a shotgun and still get away if you'd blame violent videogames..