...did anyone else hear the sound of a diving biplane when they read the title?
zooooooooom. tat-tat-tat-tat.
Shoot those Yahoo! (TM) bastards out of the skies!
We have committed to completely revolutionize low-risk high-yield intellectual capital and authoritatively engineer quality materials while maintaining the highest standards!
In tech, we often find ourselves referring to the Hollywood Operating System
That's HOS for short.
Compare it to the underwelming experience we have using our respective 'normal, every day' operating systems, which I will call Bitter Reality Operating Systems.
Time and time again, our experiences with Windows, Macintosh and Linux don't live up to the glamorized HOS we see on TV.
I guess it's settled then...
HOS before BROS.
The companies said they plan to release a phone that will connect locally to computers unning Microsoft's Windows as well as Apple's Macintosh computers using a cable or a Bluetooth wireless connection.
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Duh. Didn't you know?
SETI= Secret Exploitative Terrorist Initiative. @Home!
I mean really. It pays to at least *glance* at the EULA...
...After all, we press Ctrl-Alt-Del before logging in, which protects our password! What more could we possibly need?
As someone who spends all day working in a bunker for security reasons
Read:
As someone who lives in my parents' basement for reasons of financial security
Of course, nothing this complicated would ever get past the security folks but I can dream...
Read:
Of course, this is too complicated for my parents to understand, not to mention too expensive, so it'll never get past the folks.
...did anyone else hear the sound of a diving biplane when they read the title? zooooooooom. tat-tat-tat-tat. Shoot those Yahoo! (TM) bastards out of the skies!
Mundane? What if the women are Debiant? Debiant Debutantes even? I smell a video deal.
The love of money, not just money itself, is the root of all evil.
No, Symantec (Or at least Norton) is Mr. Pink.
We're comparing shovels to screwdrivers here, folks.
Which one is the shovel? Oh, oh, oh! Let me guess!
No! Wait... you can't!
We have committed to completely revolutionize low-risk high-yield intellectual capital and authoritatively engineer quality materials while maintaining the highest standards!
Who came up with the names for the parts of the brain? Basal Ganglia, Medulla Oblongata, Corpus Callosum, etc? Sounds like characters from a D&D game.
That's because many medical words derive from latin and greek. Many of the names from D&D games are latinized to sound more "ancient".
Ever have to deal with a bloated and corrupted .pst file?
No, but I have to deal with a bloated and .pst girlfriend once a month. I recommend Midol...
In tech, we often find ourselves referring to the Hollywood Operating System
That's HOS for short. Compare it to the underwelming experience we have using our respective 'normal, every day' operating systems, which I will call Bitter Reality Operating Systems.
Time and time again, our experiences with Windows, Macintosh and Linux don't live up to the glamorized HOS we see on TV. I guess it's settled then... HOS before BROS.
Because the moderators are either:
+5, Optimistic
or
-5, Naive
From his Intro to Sociology Course Outline:
"There will be one paper based on a combination of Internet and library resources that must be written using a word processor worth 50 points."
If this is any indicator of his understanding of grammatical rules, I pity his students.
Question: How many points is your word processor worth?
...they're all a bunch of fruitcakes. *rimshot*
Verily I say unto you to you that I will smite these competitors and throw them down from their high place.
The Leg bone's connected to the ... Heart bone.
This is obviously the export only version. In Rome, a re-branded, but functionally identical processor will be available.
Correlation is not causation.
The companies said they plan to release a phone that will connect locally to computers unning Microsoft's Windows as well as Apple's Macintosh computers using a cable or a Bluetooth wireless connection.
What about Redhat's Linux?
Sucks to your commar!
...my /. reading would have gone down, and my grades would have gone up.
The question is not whether we can have a space elevator. The question is, can we have a space elevator with muzak.
... what we all really need to do is read alt.cancer.die.die.die.