Teacher: "Jimmy, are you ready to give your presentation to the class?"
Jimmy: "Yes for my project for 12th grade biology I researched the DNA of dogs. I wanted to research the different species of Dogs and see how many variation I could find living around my house.
"I first went to the park and found that dogs left behind doggy dung, which the owners didn't pick up. I found that if I pick up the dung and examine it for it's DNA I could figure out the many variations of dog that live near my house.
"If I examined teh doggy dung further I could tell what brand of dog food the dog eats.
"So let me show you a sample of the doggy dung. Here you can..."
Teacher: "THANK YOU JIMMY! That was very...interesting. Susie are you ready for your presentation."
Have you ever gotten your ear peirced and didn't leave the ear ring in your ear long enough. It will grow over the hole filling the hole back in. If that is her only evidence that holes in mice ears are regenerating then I would have to say "Big Deal!"
Now I guess what I might be missing is do mice ears regenerate like human ears or is it expected that the holes don't grow back?
In recent studies, 65% of all protons are obese. 10% of the obese protons are so overweight that they are spherical in shape this leaves the majority of protons in a oblong shape.
Studies have found that the cause of obesity in protons is caused by the loss of electrons. The loss of these elctrons makes the protons not need to work as hard leave them time to sit with other friends like their neighbor the neutron.;-)
I don't think you were doing multiplication at first grade. Maybe third or fourth but definately not first. I am really sure you remember what you were doing when you were 6 or 7 years old.
Since she likes to read get her on word problems then you can combine the love of reading with math.
But since she is just starting first grade give her some time. My son is just starting 2nd grade and he is ingulfed in math. First Grade generally gets them reading and counting.
Cows are perfectly content to just stand around, eat, poop, and occasionally walk about ten feet so they can have a change of scenery in which to stand around, eat, and poop.
So what you just said is a cow isn't all that great at mowing lawns since it doesn't move around.
Do you have any barn yard animals that are self propelled?
Well they eith a lie there on the ground and revigorate the grass with its nutrients. Or you collect them in a bag and build a compost pile out of it to revigorate your garden with its nutrients.
Slashdot Mirror
After you have burned your genes on CD put the CD into the microwave.
Oh what fun.
Don't click on slashdots link to buy the book from Barnes and Noble. It is listed there at $39.99. Amazon has the same book for $34.99.
Save yourself some money.
I case this is a serious thought: Hall of Fame
Whoops!
But does the name the Two Towers have any meaning in regards to 9/11?
Jimmy: You can't have these tootsie rolls but I do have another tootsie roll for you to suck on.
Teacher: "Jimmy, are you ready to give your presentation to the class?"
Jimmy: "Yes for my project for 12th grade biology I researched the DNA of dogs. I wanted to research the different species of Dogs and see how many variation I could find living around my house.
"I first went to the park and found that dogs left behind doggy dung, which the owners didn't pick up. I found that if I pick up the dung and examine it for it's DNA I could figure out the many variations of dog that live near my house.
"If I examined teh doggy dung further I could tell what brand of dog food the dog eats.
"So let me show you a sample of the doggy dung. Here you can..."
Teacher: "THANK YOU JIMMY! That was very...interesting. Susie are you ready for your presentation."
Yeah Mr. Gates it is a space ship ;-) it is not a missle ;-). Trust us.
Have you ever gotten your ear peirced and didn't leave the ear ring in your ear long enough. It will grow over the hole filling the hole back in. If that is her only evidence that holes in mice ears are regenerating then I would have to say "Big Deal!"
Now I guess what I might be missing is do mice ears regenerate like human ears or is it expected that the holes don't grow back?
But if you were pirating the pictures of her she would be losing trillions ;-)
Have you seen MTV Cribs? It doesn't look like the artists are hurting at all.
In recent studies, 65% of all protons are obese. 10% of the obese protons are so overweight that they are spherical in shape this leaves the majority of protons in a oblong shape.
;-)
Studies have found that the cause of obesity in protons is caused by the loss of electrons. The loss of these elctrons makes the protons not need to work as hard leave them time to sit with other friends like their neighbor the neutron.
OpenOffice
Hey at least they cared enough to give us a static page to read. How many /.ed sites do that?
Just makes you wonder where that catheter had been!
It is like slashdot only without a subscription and ads in your face. I am sold.
What's up doc?
Then you get the gold star.
I don't think you were doing multiplication at first grade. Maybe third or fourth but definately not first. I am really sure you remember what you were doing when you were 6 or 7 years old.
Since she likes to read get her on word problems then you can combine the love of reading with math.
But since she is just starting first grade give her some time. My son is just starting 2nd grade and he is ingulfed in math. First Grade generally gets them reading and counting.
Giver of a third nomination
Sounds like an overweight pepsi drinker will win the prize but won't be able to go because they won't be physically fit to travel into space.
How are they going to guarntee that if you win you really get to go? There are physical standards that must be met to travel into space.
Lance Bass was spotted at the local Grocery buying all the Pepsi he could.
Cows are perfectly content to just stand around, eat, poop, and occasionally walk about ten feet so they can have a change of scenery in which to stand around, eat, and poop.
So what you just said is a cow isn't all that great at mowing lawns since it doesn't move around.
Do you have any barn yard animals that are self propelled?
All I want is Death Carp with fricken Laser beams attached to there heads.
Well they eith a lie there on the ground and revigorate the grass with its nutrients. Or you collect them in a bag and build a compost pile out of it to revigorate your garden with its nutrients.