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  1. Re:fun on Giant Insect Invades Germany · · Score: 1

    There used to be an Escher-licious image situation for downtown Seattle wherein the good folks at Google felt the best way to deal with the buildings going in all different directions was to, well, "disappear" the building I work in. They've fixed it now, so I guess I don't need to submit this.

  2. Still going? on Mars Rover Reaches Victoria Crater · · Score: 2, Funny

    FTA: The rovers Spirit and Opportunity arrived on Mars three years ago with planned mission lifetime of 90 days.

    Are you sure these rovers were made in America??
    ;-)

  3. Re:Parsing Error on A Mac Fan's Take On Vista · · Score: 1

    I keep reading it as "A Fake Man's Take on Vista."

    I need to search craigslist for a new pair of glasses.

  4. Re:Made Up Statistics on WGA — Too Many False Positives · · Score: 2, Funny

    But the other 3 are telling the truth.

  5. Yogurt is already smarter than me on BT Futurologist On Smart Yogurt and the $7 PC · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't seem to open the containers without some of it splattering all over my glasses.

  6. Expensive on Lockheed and Bigelow to Build Space Hotel · · Score: 1

    I can't afford a room with a nice view. I'll probably get one at the back of the hotel...facing the moon. Ick. :-(

  7. Did a double take on that title... on ATI's Stream Computing on the Way · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not "Steam Computing"...

  8. Re:Old and Busted: BSOD. New: RSOD on Blue Screen of Death for Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    Senators from red states complained, so Microsoft went back to blue.

  9. Re:Not like Microsoft invented it... on Blue Screen of Death for Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    There's some secret code that should surround the "11". Try this:

    OMG!!! PONIES!!!!!!11!!!!

    That should do the trick. :P

  10. Anniversary hijinx on The 40th Anniversary of Star Trek · · Score: 1

    Let's all celebrate by getting drunk and harassing Klingons!

  11. Re:The real point I think on Possible Delays for Vista in Europe · · Score: 1

    Invade Iraq, of course.

  12. Re:At least someone is trying on Microsoft's High School Opens in PA · · Score: 1

    I have a very difficult time with this. No corporation should have any say whatsoever in how students are taught at public schools. That should be entirely up to the students, the instructors and the parents. Instructors should never be in a position to be influenced by corporations. Schools are for learning life skills, not corporate training grounds.

    That Microsoft put so much money into this school is fine. But, they should have ZERO say as to the curriculum or how the students are taught, especially when this is a public school.

    Any corporation or corporate executive that claims public schools are not being run properly should consider anonymous donations to schools, rather than treating their "kindly" donations as public relations moves or influence peddling. They might also, one would think, be less screamy when it comes to paying their local taxes which support public schools.

    (Here come the mod police...)

  13. Re:Turn Off Your Automatic Updates on DRM Hole Sets Patch Speed Record For Microsoft · · Score: 1

    I turned off Automatic Updates about 6 months ago. Then I got worried that my unpatched Windoze system might get hacked. So I blocked the Windoze PC at the firewall.

    Which isn't to suggest that I distrust Microsoft, or anything silly like that.

  14. Oh, you people are just terrible! on Former MS Security Strategist Joins Mozilla · · Score: 1

    Poor Window... After taking this beating from Slashdotters, you look a bit tired. You should go into the break room and crash.

  15. Probably part of the "No Child Left Behind" thing on FBI Data Mining Students' Financial Aid Records · · Score: 1

    Those students receiving federal loans/grants who fail to get good grades will be charged higher rates for loans and fewer grants.

    ;-)

  16. Re:As a tech, I've never trusted Maxtor on My Maxtor Hard Drive Just Caught Fire! · · Score: 2, Informative

    In 2004 we bought 48 PCs from Dell -- each with Maxtor SATA hard drives. They were model 6Y120M0. 25 of the drives failed within one year. We worked with Dell to proactively replace the remaining drives. At first, Dell was replacing them with model 6Y160M0, which also had a high failure rate. We finally asked Dell to give us ALL non-Maxtor drives. We got a mix of Seagates and Western Digital drives: no problems since.

    Maxtor used to be a good brand. All of our older Dell's have Maxtor drives that are approaching 7-8 years of reliable use. They work great. It's just the drives in the past few years, I guess.

    Now, whenever anything in our office breaks, we joke that it must be a Maxtor.

  17. Re:Meaning what? on HP Launches Ink Patent Violation Manhunt · · Score: 1

    OMG!!! PONIES???

    You should, like, totally go to www.slashdot.org on April 1st...It's like THE BEST EVER website!!!1

  18. Re:What kind of lunch? on Heroic IT Dept Less Likely to Steal... Lunches? · · Score: 1

    > ...Try some Bawls, Mt. Dew, and Skittles.

    Put all of the above into a blender....MMMmmmmmmmmm!

  19. Celebrity status on IAU Demotes Pluto to 'Dwarf Planet' Status · · Score: 1

    Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but he's still my favorite Dog Star.

  20. Other things to update... on Our Moon Could Become a Planet · · Score: 1

    People: Reverend Sun Myung Planet
    Cults: Planeties
    Sports: Planetshot
    Classic TV: One of these days, Alice... POW! Straight to the planet!
    Urban Legends: The planet is made of green cheese
    Songs: By the light, of the silvery planet

    Okay, one more and then I'll stop:
    Stuff bored redneck kids do on the highway: Chuck a planet

  21. Re:This proves what life? on Firefox Crop Circles Prove Intelligent Alien Life · · Score: 1

    ...but some extraterrestrial's gotta be laughing at us.

    Why, because he/she uses Opera?

    :P

  22. Let's just end the discussion on IAU Rules Pluto Still a Planet · · Score: 1

    Blow it up!

  23. With a TROLL title like that... on Has Steve Jobs Lost His Magic? · · Score: 1

    I'm not even going to read TFA.

  24. Re:What's the big deal? on Apple iPhone - To Be, or Not to Be? · · Score: 1

    Terrific! And Beethoven is much more worthy of a spot on my new iPhone* than that old Mary hag (lamb or no lamb).


    * if exist

  25. What's the big deal? on Apple iPhone - To Be, or Not to Be? · · Score: 4, Funny

    My phone plays music, and it's not even DRM protected:

    Dial:

    6,5,4,5,6,6,6
    5,5,5...6,6,6
    6,5,4,5,6,6,6,6,5,5,6,5,4

    :P

    (By the way, I am not responsible for any long distance or airtime charges you may incur)