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WGA — Too Many False Positives

An anonymous reader writes, "Microsoft insists that its Windows Genuine Advantage anti-piracy program is nearly flawless. But that's not the impression you get when you visit the company's WGA Validation Problems forum. Ed Bott at ZDNet went through 137 problem reports submitted there during a two-week period, each one accompanied by the output from the official Microsoft diagnostic utility, and found that 42% of the people reporting problems were actually running Genuine software. From the article: 'One large group consists of people who, for some unexplained reason, were displaying cryptographic errors related to digital signatures. The problem is so common, in fact, that Microsoft representatives have a canned response they paste into replies to forum visitors who appear to be showing false positives caused by these errors.' In a related story, the first WGA errors from Windows Vista and Office 2007 have appeared in the wild."

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  1. 42% by LinuxGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    42%? I guess that is why WGA should be described as "Mostly harmless" rather than "nearly flawless".

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    1. Re:42% by frosty_tsm · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Of course the answer is 42. You know, it's The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

    2. Re:42% by steveargonman · · Score: 1

      Too many false positives eh? Sounds a lot like SORBS!

    3. Re:42% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for repeating the joke. No one got it until you explained it. With bold letters even, just for the visually impaired too!! The service you're providing a credit to Slashdot, and to other 900,000-id users everywhere.

    4. Re:42% by megaditto · · Score: 2, Funny

      well, I, for one, did not get it until he explained.

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    5. Re:42% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither did I. The GP was picky with him.

    6. Re:42% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading a damned book once in a while. Both of you.

    7. Re:42% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you go to thinking about Adams' books from this alone: 42%? I guess that is why WGA should be described as "Mostly harmless" rather than "nearly flawless".

      Perhaps my problem is I also read books other then the Guide?

    8. Re:42% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because "mostly harmless" is the title of one of Adams' books?

    9. Re:42% by briggsb · · Score: 1

      Don't worry the new version or WGA requires fingerprints and DNA. It should be flawless.

    10. Re:42% by Scuff · · Score: 1

      which is only helping his point about 900k ids

    11. Re:42% by benplaut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It seems a bit low...
      We've used it on ~40 clients and my school, and only 6 of them were detected correctly. OTOH, the admin's laptop is using a pirated version. His passed WGA just fine!

    12. Re:42% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And 42 is the answer to everything? I'm kinda with the original writer here, got it at first, was annoyed at second by replier.

    13. Re:42% by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are that guy in my dorm that smelt of fish and engineering?

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    14. Re:42% by bogd · · Score: 1
      The figure is somewhat... misleading. It's "42% of the people complaining are running genuine Windows", not "42% of the people tagged by WGA as running counterfeit software".

      Actually, I would have expected a much higher percentage (as in "only people who actually bought Windows would complain about WGA") - if you were running a pirated copy of Windows and got the WGA notification, would you actually go to the forums?

  2. The Spin of the Dot by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm glad Ed Bott was able to discern which people were using genuine software and which had copies. People can get copies from machine vendors without knowing it, you know. Did he have access to Microsoft's database?

    It's more than likely that one of the very few problems you could experience with this software is that it gives you a false positive--therefore a high percentage of forum posts are based on this problem.

    Honestly, do you think that every person who used this with success went straight to the forum boards and posted "Success! Thanks Microsoft!"?

    In a related story, the first WGA errors from Windows Vista and Office 2007 have appeared in the wild.
    Wait, you're trying to tell me that a software program run on thousands of machines has failed in some cases!? No fscking way. That never happens--WGA should be error free--this is unacceptable.

    In the software world, 137 problems on say 5,000 cases of average people using your brand new product is "nearly flawless." I would guess 50% are user error, 42% false positives and 8% other.

    How is this news? Come on guys, I hate Microsoft as much as the next Linux user but I'm not blindly stupid about it ... leave bending percentages and pointing out unavoidable errors to the politicians & corporate America, please! WGA sucks. But let's tear down its principle and theory--not the implementation.
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    1. Re:The Spin of the Dot by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The percentage may be exaggerated, but the problem is still significant. The WGA software basically shuts you off from the upgrades you should be entitled to as a valid Windows user. In theory, this would be fine if Microsoft had reliable data as to who is a legitimate user and who isn't. However, it seems that Microsoft's data is not as reliable as it should be. Shutting your customers off from updates the already paid for (by virtue of paying for the software) because you don't have accurate data on who actually bought your product is irresponsible at best.

    2. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Dynedain · · Score: 5, Informative
      I'm glad Ed Bott was able to discern which people were using genuine software and which had copies. People can get copies from machine vendors without knowing it, you know. Did he have access to Microsoft's database?


      If you RTFA, you'd see that they limited their survey to people on the WGA forum who were having problems and upon request ran MS's "WGA Diagnostic" utility and posted the results. That utility throws back one of 4 results: Genuine, Blocked VLK, Invalid Product Key, and Not Activated. So as far as MS is concerned, they are legit, and not copies, but the WGA program still flagged them as not legit because of things other software (like a McAffe "quick clean" product) did to their system.
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    3. Re:The Spin of the Dot by nine-times · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wait, you're trying to tell me that a software program run on thousands of machines has failed in some cases!? No fscking way. That never happens--WGA should be error free--this is unacceptable.

      I think the point is that there are a significant number of apparently legitimate Windows users who are having problems with their computers because of WGA. Since WGA offers no benefit to users, this is an instance of Microsoft taking actions which harm their own legitimate customers because of a policy which doesn't help any customers.

      What I'm saying is, we accept software to malfunction now and then, so when the whole complicated piece of software has a couple bugs, that's expected. When a developer tries to integrate a new feature that benefits large numbers of customers but harms a small number due to a bug, that's forgivable. However, when a developer takes action to punish illegitimate users, developers should tread very lightly. It almost feels like vigilante justice, and you should make sure that it's not an issue for legitimate customers. They might have every legal right to do it, but as a customer, I do find it unacceptable. Microsoft purposefully shutting down an otherwise working system, causing a loss of man-hours, because they've falsely identified it as "suspect"-- I find that to be sufficient reason to complain.

      As if we needed another reason.

    4. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1
      The point is, though, that it SHOULD work perfectly (or nearly perfectly). This is not something that came with the software we purchased origionally-- we HAVE to get it to get our software patched, though. That's simply unfair, ESPECIALLY if it doesn't work correctly and screws some innoccent people up.

      I agree with you that it sucks, though...but not that we shouldn't attack the implementation of it. 1) It shouldn't exist 2) It doesn't work right. 1 + 2 = We should bitch.

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    5. Re:The Spin of the Dot by popeye44 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well I handle 400 pc's on a single floor of a building and we use corp licensing. We haven't installed it on a single pc as of yet. However I personally on the side take care of 5-6 pc's running windows Xp pro. the 1 machine I allowed this software to be installed on now tells me I have to go get a license. I uninstalled their "criticial piece of bullshit software? NAGWARE!" and haven't looked back. This is a dell purchased machine that hasn't even been rebuilt once and it's telling me I'm not legit. If only I'd stuck with nix back in 97 but alas.. someone has to support the corp.

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    6. Re:The Spin of the Dot by k98sven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I do agree that the principle of the thing is a lot more relevant argument than the implementation. But I don't think that means you shouldn't be able to complain about the latter as well, if it has faults. What's being pointed out here are indeed faults. But you're dead wrong in saying that they're unavoidable.

      Every test will ultimately have faults. They will always produce some amount false negatives and false positives, and to that extent you're right in saying that they're unavoidable.

      But! That doesn't mean they are equally unavoidable. Depending on the consequences of false negatives and positives, you can and should design your test to avoid one, possibly at the cost of another.

      For instance, when testing for a disease, the consequence of a false positive indicates a healthy person is sick. A false negative indicates a sick person is healthy. Obviously the former scenario is a lot more preferable. Proper disease tests are designed in exactly that way, so that the probability of the former is usually several orders of magnitude larger than the latter. (This is also why they almost always do further tests on a positive result.)

      Okay. So in the WGA scenario, a false positive means an honest customer is getting screwed out of support they paid for. (I'd actually call it a false negative though, since they're not running 'genuine' software.) A false negative means someone running pirated software gets support they weren't entitled to.

      At least from the consumer perspective, the latter scenario is definitely better. In an ideal market, that would be what would be best for MS too. However, it's not an ideal market situation, because they're a monopoly. That makes it possible for them to push their own interest at the expense of the customer to a lot larger extent.

      So I think there's every reason to criticise MS here. If they didn't intend for this, it's badly designed software. Given their massive install-base, they should be expected to be careful in designing this stuff. Given their equally massive profit, they certainly have the resources to do so. If they did intend this, then they're screwing their own customers just to save a buck on support.

      Incompetence or malice: Take your pick. But in neither case would I hold MS blameless.

    7. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      137 problems on say 5,000
      I don't know where you work, but if the software I write shuts down for no reason 3% of the time, I'm about to be replaced.
    8. Re:The Spin of the Dot by MooUK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An obvious (to me) question comes to mind:
      If they have functionality to work out whether it's a false positive, why isn't that functionality in WGA in the first place?

    9. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Since when has MS done the obvious (correctly)?

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    10. Re:The Spin of the Dot by dr00g911 · · Score: 1

      Three out of four legitimate copies of Windows on boxes I've got (1 vendor supplied , 2 OEM copies of XP, serial number stickers on the cases & all) tell me that they might be counterfeit and have locked me out of security updates. $160 each, please. Twice the price of a bloody OEM copy, for the record.

      If anything, based on my personal experience, the problem is probably significantly larger than has been reported. This is NOT a non-issue.

      In addition, it seems like I can't even unplug my Wacom tablet anymore, much less swap RAM or a video card, without Windows alerting me that the environment has changed dramatically since activation, and I've got 3 days to run through online activation again before I'm completely locked out of my machine.

      WGA and the new "strictness" surrounding activation have become absolutely draconian, and they don't work.

    11. Re:The Spin of the Dot by jb_02_98 · · Score: 1

      Yuppers. I've seen that happen many times. A user becomes very unhappy with the WGA false positive and they come to me for help. I just let them know that I use something "a little like windows but a lot better" and then give them an ubuntu disc. I offer to install it for cheap and then have them pay me to teach them how to use it. As easy as it is, they usually have very few questions (which surprised me at first, but it looks like the gnome people have done a very good job making things easy to use) and come back with a friend that wants to try it out. Because of the WGA problems, I've helped at least 4 people switch to something non microsoft, one to Mandriva linux and the rest to Ubuntu. All of them still thank me when they see me. These little flaws may turn a lot of people away from MS based stuff just because they pay for something, then don't like it coming back to them and saying that they don't legally own it.

    12. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      significant number? 147 in 100,000,000+. Wow your definition of significant is incredibly warped.

    13. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      Of reported cases. How many have went unreported? I know I've had to deal with a couple that weren't reported.

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    14. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the software world, 137 problems on say 5,000 cases of average people using your brand new product is "nearly flawless."

      Please tell me what software you write, so I can avoid it.

    15. Re:The Spin of the Dot by binarybum · · Score: 2, Funny

      Honestly, do you think that every person who used this with success went straight to the forum boards and posted "Success! Thanks Microsoft!"?

        actually, I've heard that M$ is encouraging this kind of behavior as they believe it will put less load on their servers if people just post when something they make actually works and they can just assume the rest is total dogshit.

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    16. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Technician · · Score: 1

      From reading in between the lines in the article I draw the following conclusion..

      His Valid CD key for Office 2000 Pro has been registered or attempted to be registered by other parties.

      Can you say keygen?

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    17. Re:The Spin of the Dot by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      Or the even more obvious - "I didn't know I couldn't install my copy of Office on every computer I own. I thought it was a license for me, not that I have to buy one for each computer."

      My copy of Office XP purchased at the same time as my computer (2002) suddenly came to life and demanded to be authenticated. I still have the original CD (which I don't remember it even asking for)... but you can bet if I tried now to install it on a second computer, it has every right to complain profusely.

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    18. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Rix · · Score: 1

      Wait, you're trying to tell me that a software program run on thousands of machines has failed in some cases!? No fscking way. That never happens--WGA should be error free--this is unacceptable.

      Given that WGA provides absolutely no benefit to the owner of the machine, yes, it is quite reasonable to demand 0 false positives. False negatives are perfectly acceptable, though.

    19. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Technician · · Score: 1

      Or the even more obvious - "I didn't know I couldn't install my copy of Office on every computer I own.

      I actualy was aware of it when I got Office 97. With being married and having kids getting older, I ran into "we need a computer for everyone". Spending over a 1000 dollars to outfit my network of computers with Office wasn't an option when I found Star Office came with the lisence I needed for less than 100 dollars. It came with a site lisence for home use (MS are you paying attention?) which is why my LAN of machnes ran Star Office. Nice! I have since upgraded to Open Office (At about the same time I moved from coax to 10/100 base T networking for my family collection with the exception of Office 2000 on one machine.

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    20. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Wait, you're trying to tell me that a software program run on thousands of machines has failed in some cases!? No fscking way. That never happens--WGA should be error free--this is unacceptable.

      This is, in fact, unacceptable. WGA was not sold as a software you purchase at your own risk, it was force-fed by windows update to legitimate windows update. The least they could have done is to make it run transparently.

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    21. Re:The Spin of the Dot by mpe · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that there are a significant number of apparently legitimate Windows users who are having problems with their computers because of WGA. Since WGA offers no benefit to users, this is an instance of Microsoft taking actions which harm their own legitimate customers because of a policy which doesn't help any customers.

      Effectivly WGA is a kind of DRM... With all the associated baggage.

    22. Re:The Spin of the Dot by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      Another thing that can trigger WGA... Having your computer clock set wrong... I saw a computer where the date was wrong by 1 month, WGA Triggered, fix the clock, reboot, and everything's happy again

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    23. Re:The Spin of the Dot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, to jump in, WGA in it's worst case scenario still gets you critical updates. i installed a pirated serial for a friend who really did lose his (he had no idea the sticker on his old case was important and chucked it after an upgrade). He called me one day and said hey i'm getting these WGA messages, so I was actually worrying cause most of my WGA knowledge comes from Slashdot forums, i figured he was hosed. I went to his place after a few months (in the country) and checked his system log,his OS was completely up to date, just getting nag messages and he was unable to browse the additional list of non-critical patches (which I hardly ever install myself), so it turned out I didn't really care. I blew away WGA in a few mind-numbingly easy steps and now he will never see it again. So from what I see as the worst case scenario with it, it's mostly just a nag item, like winzip demos after 30 days, you can still use it, you just have to click a button once in awhile.
       
      Between that and the fact that one reporter was on some holy war against WGA until he found out he purchased a pirated serial from his vendor. Turns out it was his fault not MS's, but he swore up and down for so long on that. Makes me wonder what percentage of the people complaining about WGA are in the same boat as him, pirated serial but just don't know any better.

    24. Re:The Spin of the Dot by leoPetr · · Score: 1

      Perhaps WGA sends less data to Microsoft than this tool. Users value their anonymity.

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    25. Re:The Spin of the Dot by darkonc · · Score: 1
      That 1% failure rate would be fine for beta testing, or games. WGA, however, was presented to users as a security fix -- something to improve the stability and security of their systems. What it does instead, is give MS an excuse to wilfully degrade your system. If you've paid $400 for a piece of software having the manufacturer wilfully degrade it for any reason is unacceptable.

      Microsoft is free to use this on people who realize that they're testing dangerous software, but hoisting destructive beta software on users as a freaking improvement is an abomination.

      In the software world, 137 problems on say 5,000 cases of average people using your brand new product is "nearly flawless." I would guess 50% are user error, 42% false positives and 8% other.
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    26. Re:The Spin of the Dot by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      WGA really doesn't shut you off from upgrades. I run quite a few legitimate licences and under Automatic Windows Update you just need to have it set to "notify" before downloading & installing. Uncheck WGA and you'll never be bothered with it again and still get all the normal updates unless you want to update form the Windows Update site. I personaly refuse to install that POS on any of my systems or allow it on client's systems. Just a matter of knowing what works and what doesn't.

  3. Not as many as it seems. by Drakin020 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Think of it this way. 137 users in 2 weeks. How many users run Windows again? I am not defending WGA however it is not extreeme as it may seem.

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    1. Re:Not as many as it seems. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How many Windows users would submit a report to the WGA Problems Forum if they had a problem?

      I can't say, but I'm imagining it's a very small fraction of total users.

      The point though is to make sure you're comparing like to like. Problem Reports is not the same as Total Problems, just as Potential Problem Reports is not the same as Total Windows Users.

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    2. Re:Not as many as it seems. by Firehed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How many Windows users could submit a report to the WGA Problems Forum if they had a problem?

      Unlike Slashdotters, not everyone has a spare computer or six kicking around, to deal with just such an occasion. Of course since I switched to Macs, I'm not quite sure what failing the WGA does at this point, but since I've seen the term 'locked out' more than once in this topic, I'll assume it's a bit more hostile than it used to be.

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    3. Re:Not as many as it seems. by westlake · · Score: 1
      Think of it this way. 137 users in 2 weeks. How many users run Windows again? I am not defending WGA however it is not extreeme as it may seem.

      137 posts to the MS forum in two weeks.

      How many MS-bashing Slashdot posts will this thread generate in two hours?

    4. Re:Not as many as it seems. by matts-reign · · Score: 1

      It doesn't allow you to download most stuff from microsoft, excluding critical patches. It also nags you every 5 minutes and on each startup and shutdown. I personally know somebody who runs non-genuine software which is the only expierence I have with it. It worked fine on both of my XP computers.

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    5. Re:Not as many as it seems. by westlake · · Score: 1
      Unlike Slashdotters, not everyone has a spare computer or six kicking around, to deal with just such an occasion

      But they do have a telephone.

    6. Re:Not as many as it seems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can use a telephone to post to forums? Awesome. What number is slashdot?

    7. Re:Not as many as it seems. by gutnor · · Score: 1

      You can still use windows. It just starts to annoy you like a shareware.

      That said, how many user would raise a problem on the WGA Problem Forum if they are not dead certain their Windows is genuine. I know that WGA should also warn users when he purchased unknowingly a pirated version, but I guess that the kind of people unknowingly purchasing pirated software falls into the category that would not think of going to the forum anyway.

      I'm surprise the number of false positive on the forum is not even higher.

    8. Re:Not as many as it seems. by chrwei · · Score: 1

      What is all this "shutting down" and "locking out" you guys speak of? Have you ever even seen WGA trigger on an invalid (or "false positive") key? I have, and I read the text that goes along with it. Here's the short version: You are NOT locked out, you are NOT hunted down by rabid lawyers. You ARE entitled to critical security patches and you ARE nagged and annoyed to no end by a tray icon and info bubble. That's all, no more. It simply and politely calls you out as a thief on a regular schedule and denies your attempts to install non-critical patches and additional Microsoft utilities, such as WMP and the .NET runtime, in an easy way. Clearly, the "advantage" in WGA is Microsofts, but this issue isn't as bad as many of you are making it sound.

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    9. Re:Not as many as it seems. by topham · · Score: 1

      Actually I was locked out by Microsoft's Activation. No, not WGA.

      If somebody posting misunderstands the difference I think I'll blame Microsoft, I mean, they are the ones making it god-damn-bloody-confusing.

      Especially since the machine I had the issue on was a perfectly valid system.

  4. My Experience with a WGA False Positive by Kelson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back in July(?) when Microsoft issued an update to the WGA tool, I figured I may as well install it (I'd be forced to eventually) on my one Windows box. So I installed it, and rebooted, and the login screen proclaimed loudly that Windows was not genuine. (Well, not literally loudly, it didn't shout over the speakers or anything -- which would be an interesting deterrent, now that I think about it.)

    This came as something of a surprise, given that:

    1. This was a Dell, not some no-name computer.
    2. It still had the original OS install, and no hardware had been changed.
    3. The previous version of WGA had reported no problems.

    I logged in, did some searching on Microsoft's knowledge base, and found a link that said something like "Validate here." I clicked on it.

    To my surprise, it told me my copy was perfectly valid.

    I eventually concluded that Norton Internet Security had blocked the initial validation attempt. Because there was no desktop shell, there was no opportunity for it to pop up a notice and ask me if I wanted it to let the data through.

    After that experience, I can't say I'm surprised that Microsoft found many of their false positives to be the result of security software. Admittedly, they were looking at registry changes, crypto problems and McAfee, rather than a transient error with Norton.

    1. Re:My Experience with a WGA False Positive by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      alternative action
      boot safemode open cmd window and type regedit
      and delete every occurance of wga. change wgatray to read only if you cant delete it and reboot.
      then generate a new corperate key and install service packs.
        download firefox install download ubuntu and install.

      seriously its all it takes to get round wga the only people suffering with wga are the people who paid for xp

    2. Re:My Experience with a WGA False Positive by Ravatar · · Score: 1

      WGA doesn't cripple your computer from fully loading in my experience.. it just notifies you that you're not running legit windows and disallows some Windows Updates... get a grip man.

    3. Re:My Experience with a WGA False Positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, that wasn't an "update" to it.

      WGA was delivered in two sections, which led to a lot of confusion over whether or not WGA was mandatory or not. The first section came a while back, and if you install a fresh XPSP2, you'll see it when you first run Windows Update. This is the "Windows Genuine Advantage Toolkit". When you run Windows Update you will receive a message that Windows Update must be updated before you can begin to get any more updates, and it will install the new Windows Update as well as the Windows Genuine Advantage Toolkit in a single operation. You cannot ask it to install only windows update. I guess this is only "mandatory" if you accept turning off windows update and not installing any more updates as an option.

      From this point on, WGA is installed on your computer. WGA has already decided whether you are a dirty warez user or not.

      What came out this summer was the Windows Genuine Advantage Notification Tool. Before you installed this update, WGA thought you were using a warezed copy of windows, it just didn't have any way to tell you. Now that you have the notification tool, you've found out what WGA has been thinking of you for several months now.

    4. Re:My Experience with a WGA False Positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would make a nasty virus wouldn't it? Trigger a WGA failure in a few billion PCs and see how the forums cope with that one :-)

  5. There are 10 kinds of people by chriss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    those who can read statistics and those who can't.

    There is no way you can derive a headline like "WGA giving 42% false positives" from a statement like "42% of the users that reported problems with WGA ran genuine software". 42% of the problems sampled should not have triggered problems, but that's all, there's no insight how many attempts of validating your Windows license there are.

    There are at least 10 people who don't understand this: One slashdot poster and one slashdot editor.

    1. Re:There are 10 kinds of people by eldavojohn · · Score: 2
      There is no way you can derive a headline like "WGA giving 42% false positives"
      But that's not the headline, the headline is:
      WGA -- Too Many False Positives
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    2. Re:There are 10 kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 kind of people. Funny.

      Seriously though, I assume the people running pirated copies of Windows didn't complain to Microsoft when they got caught, so those 137 should all be false positives, but since we don't know how many thousands or millions of users of pirated copies of Windows got caught, we have no idea what the false positive rate is.

      I guess according to the submitter and editor, one false positive is too many. I'm sure Microsoft doesn't think so.

    3. Re:There are 10 kinds of people by chriss · · Score: 1

      That should have read: "there's no insight how many failed attempts of validating your Windows license there are"

      If there were 574,000 validations out of which 137 (the number they examined) failed, and of these 137 failed validations 42% were with valid licenses and activated product keys, these 42% ( = 57,54 attemps, very unlikely) would represent a 0,01% failure rate.

    4. Re:There are 10 kinds of people by eln · · Score: 2, Informative

      The original headline was "WGA giving 42% false positives." It was changed to its current version either before or shortly after it went live. Hence the GP.

    5. Re:There are 10 kinds of people by chriss · · Score: 1
      But that's not the headline, the headline is:

      The headline was "WGA Giving 42% false positives". I'm a subscriber, so I read the article based on the not yet published version from the news feed (I still see the old headline in NetNewsWire). Obviously I have to correct myself, we can no longer assume that the slashdot editor can not read statistics, otherwise he would not have changed the headline before publishing the story. And I should check whether the story/headline has already been changed before I complain about stupid headlines.

    6. Re:There are 10 kinds of people by BSAtHome · · Score: 1

      > those who can read statistics and those who can't.

      Lies, damn lies and then you have statistics. Now we also have MS, sigh.

    7. Re:There are 10 kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, lets translate that...
      Let's say the WGA software is like a policeman...

      The policeman walks through the city... He sees thousands of people walking by. The he takes out his gun and shoots 10 men. Out of those 10 6 were criminals committing a bank robbery. 4 were bystanders.
      Your response would be: hey who cares about the 4 bystanders there were thousands of bystanders the cop didn't shoot ?

  6. Made Up Statistics by Tama00 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you know that 95.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.

    1. Re:Made Up Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      8 out of 10 people who say that are lying.

    2. Re:Made Up Statistics by DaveM753 · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the other 3 are telling the truth.

    3. Re:Made Up Statistics by SoSueMe · · Score: 0

      ...and 9 out of 10 dentists think 1 out of 10 dentists are idiots

    4. Re:Made Up Statistics by noSignal · · Score: 1

      and 82.4% of people believe them whether they're accurate statistics or not

    5. Re:Made Up Statistics by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

      And according to a recent Gallup poll, 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

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    6. Re:Made Up Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The above brought to you by: The ministry of pulling stuff out of my ass!

    7. Re:Made Up Statistics by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      That statistic is quoted incorrectly 82.1% of the time!

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    8. Re:Made Up Statistics by noidentity · · Score: 1

      You're wrong; it's 87.12% that are made up on the spot. I think you just made that up.

  7. No copy protection. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I know people have attempted such a scheme with music. Has this been attempted (recently) with software? I'm not talking about weak protection -- Quake 4 can run without a CD/DVD by running on Linux, and without a (unique) valid key by adding one entry to the host file. I'm talking about none at all, like open source software, but for profit.

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    1. Re:No copy protection. by djuuss · · Score: 0

      That made me cringe. Open source does NOT mean there is no copy protection on it. The very force that holds together my soul is stopping me from further explaining how far off you are on this.

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    2. Re:No copy protection. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Open source is a good example. Most open source software doesn't attempt copy protection, because it would be very tricky to do. Most open source software is free. Thus, I am speaking of "no copy protection", not as in "a simple registration code, but you can still burn a CD", not as in "Checks for the CD, but doesn't check online", not as in "Can only be installed from one CD, but doesn't need the CD or Internet aftewards", but as in, absolutely none. I know of no incarnation of Firefox that has copy protection.

      So, I'm sorry I offended your sensibilities, but I didn't think it needed further explanation.

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    3. Re:No copy protection. by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

      What would be the point of copy protection on Open Source software? The licenses encourage people to copy and distribute the software.

      http://www.opensource.org/licenses/

      --
      "It ain't a war against drugs.it's a war against personal freedom" --Bill Hicks
  8. Real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many false negatives they have?

  9. All computers MUST be Internet connected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this mean that all MS-Windows computers MUST be connected to the Internet to run now?
    Really, 90% of them are currently connected, but sometimes...for safety's sake, I like to keep one completely disconnected from the Internet and feed it updates manually via CD-media.

    1. Re:All computers MUST be Internet connected? by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      No. You can continue to apply patches manually to your heart's content. You just can't use the Windows Update or Microsoft Update site fully.

      For your habit, by the way, I'd suggest you look at Autopatcher. www.autopatcher.com Nice monthly torrent download contains all the latest patches, plus updates of other useful Windows gems. Java, Flash, Shockwave, TweakUI, Cleartype Tuner. That sort of thing.

      --
      "Oh no... he found the .sig setting."
    2. Re:All computers MUST be Internet connected? by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      You can activate over the phone, and download and install updates manually via sneaker net from an internet enabled computer. what you won't be able to do is download optional updates and utilities - not a direct problem, since you can't download anyway. There will be some updates, like IE7, that do a WGA check at install, not just download, and there you're stuffed. Generally though, lack of an internet connection won't stop you updating your offline box, though a dodgy key or WGA failure will still cause you to have to sit through nagging popups and pauses at boot.

      As I understand it though, Vista *will* require an internet connection.

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  10. Umm, selection bias....? by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Ed Bott at ZDNet went through 137 problem reports submitted there during a two-week period, each one accompanied by the output from the official Microsoft diagnostic utility, and found that 42% of the people reporting problems were actually running Genuine software.

    Wild guess here -- people with legitimate software are a lot more likely to submit problem reports than people with bad copies are to post "My 1337 w4r3z w0n7 w0rk! G00d j0b!"

    1. Re:Umm, selection bias....? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Or people with illegitimate copies are bypassing WGA altogether...

    2. Re:Umm, selection bias....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chances are, people that knowingly pirated Windows didn't report any issues at all. If you assume that from the beginning, there is no bias. So, that means that 58% of the people experiencing problems had pirated copies of Windows. Of those, there were people whose kids installed Windows on their computer and others that paid for Windows but didn't get the genuine article.

    3. Re:Umm, selection bias....? by crazyjimmy · · Score: 1

      did you read the article? it's not like Microsoft was going "hey, you failed verification, please see our forums for more help."

      What they say instead is "you failed the test, please give us $145", and only those people who were computer literate enough to find the help forum without help can submit a problem.

      The point is for every person who got a false positive and went to the forum, there is an untold number of others who may have said, "just take my money." There are even more who are likely just living with the problem, unable to get patches and updates because of a false mark against them.

      Meanwhile Microsoft insists that nothing's wrong, and everything is great. That's the insulting part.

      And even worse, those people running known pirated copies simply pirate the patches and avoid WGA. Duh.
      --Jimmy

  11. Just the other day.... by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just the other day, some /.er was trying to say that Linux isn't ready for primetime. While this might be taken out of context slightly, it doesn't look like Windows is ready for primetime either. More to the point, the differences between OS's is more a case of how many problems and what type of problems you are willing to put up with. I can't see this story as anything but a boon for the various Linux distributions, and of course, for Apple.

    One facet of this comparison is that Linux (generally) does not claim to be perfect, or the best operating system to have. This, to me, looks like the playground bully trying to recover from having his pants fall down around his ankles.

    While WGA is a plausibly good idea for someone that sells their software, the implementation of it has left a lot to be desired.

    1. Re:Just the other day.... by jo7hs2 · · Score: 1

      Well, now to be fair, at least my printer works in Windows. The only two things that I see as a major problem with Linux right now (which are keeping me from switching) are the lack of decent looking fonts in some distros (Fedora Core comes to mind) and the lack of driver support, which isn't the fault of Linux, so much as device manufacturers. Since I cannot use ANY of my printers in linux to their normal functionality, or at least not without bizarre results, I cannot make the switch. Linux will not be ready for primetime until it works with people's stuff, AND doesn't look like 1997. Both of which are getting a lot better, but the average desktop user is simply more likely to put up with the insecurity and unreliability of Windows than the annoying lack of support for devices in Linux and the downright ugly look of some distros. Apple would be a great alternative if there weren't annoying software and hardware incompatibilities for people wanting to switch.

    2. Re:Just the other day.... by VON-MAN · · Score: 1
      Now that's funny. In my case it was Linux where the my (usb) printer installed flawless and Windows where installing it was your typical Windows repetitive driver hell.

      And, uhm, actually the your post sounds like you wrote it in 2001 and just forgot to click "submit" for a very long time. Fonts on my computer have been looking better on Linux then on Windows for ages and ages now, and most hardware nowadays works. Yes, without bizarre results (makes me wonder though: how bizarre can these results get?). One thing i have to admit: i do get very little driver support, but of course i support myself.

  12. The Question Is... by TheGreatHegemon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How many false copies of windows pass as authentic?

    1. Re:The Question Is... by fotbr · · Score: 1

      Not all, but not a small number either.

      Those in the warez scene won't have any problems with WGA.

      The only illegitimate copies this will really catch are those where some kid upgrades his parents computer and uses the same copy he had, or a warez copy, or whatever. Which is also the same group that will fall for the false-positives and shell out for another copy of windows because they don't know any better.

    2. Re:The Question Is... by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 1
      How many false copies of windows pass as authentic?

      My guess is that those people are far less likely to complain and therefore would not easily be counted using the same method.

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  13. Vista WGA by tomz16 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Haha... Vista RC1 just decided to stop working one day, even though I had a legit validated key from Microsoft (I called to have it activated).

    I just booted it up one day, and it said "Your copy of windows is not activated". The best part is that it refused to accept the unlock key generated by the automated phone system!

    Good thing I didn't have any important information locked up on it!

    -Tom

    1. Re:Vista WGA by soft_guy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I just booted it up one day, and it said "Your copy of windows is not activated".

      In my work, I don't use Windows to store any critical data and part of the reason is bullshit like this. The only thing I use Windows for is creating software that has to run on Windows.

      --
      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
  14. What about false Positives? by LinuxGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm, I wonder how long it will be before someone is able to get Wine to run the WGA utils well enough to get accepted as genuine.

    --

    Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
    1. Re:What about false Positives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WGA specifically checks for WINE Registry entries and either says not genuine or crashes on-demand. This was discussed on the wine mailing lists when M$ did it and concluded that they were not going to start an arms race with M$ over changing setting locations so that they could fake windows programs into working.

    2. Re:What about false Positives? by jZnat · · Score: 1

      I remember someone mentioning that WGA thinks WINE is genuine...

      --
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    3. Re:What about false Positives? by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      I would hope the developers spend their time on something more useful than fooling a stupid piracy detection tool

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    4. Re:What about false Positives? by bky1701 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      *Woosh* What was that? The sound of a joke flying by?

    5. Re:What about false Positives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it did validate at one time(just tried it a minute ago and it failed to run(Code not available error yada yada yada ...may be running an unsupported OS).

      some months ago though, it did validate if you chose to download say IE7 B2, with Firefox and scrolled all the way down to the bottom of the page and chose Alternate Validation Method.

      total bullshit if you ask me. what if i LIKE IE but just hate windows? MS is telling me i can't run an app on an OS of MY choosing? that's like Mozilla Foundation saying Firefox can only be run on Linux but not Mac OS X or Windows.

    6. Re:What about false Positives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Woosh* What was that? The sound of a joke flying by?
      nope, it was the mean intelligence on slashdot falling. thanks for coming!

  15. What's counted as false positive by dtfinch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's when WGA says the copy is non-genuine, and Microsoft's Genuine Advantage diagnostics tool disagrees and says it's genuine.

    What I don't get is why they don't just take the flawless detection code from the diagnostics tool and put it into WGA.

    1. Re:What's counted as false positive by gutnor · · Score: 1

      Probably the code that validate if a copy is genuine is the same or very close ( like with more tracing )

      The problem seem to come from the execution mode. Executing WGA in the interactive context or having WGA running in the background somewhere,sometimes is different and can lead to various problem to access the data it needs to do its job.

      Also, Windows machine typically have load of various applications that interfer badly with Windows. Sounds silly but Wireless Network Card driver, Firewall, Antivirus or "rootkit" and the countless sharewares using heavy weaponery ( like kernel driver and general system hook for a notepad clone ) List of abuse possible is infinite, the most common is thinking nobody else is as 1337 as you are and so you don't have to clutter your code with the 2000 lines of error handling and cleanup code needed for the well being of the next hook, driver, ...

      Some people pointed out that they had a specific problem with McAffee, forbidding WGA to run properly before the user has logged in. I know that my firewall will block any attempt from WGA to access the network before I have time to login and setup a specific rule.

    2. Re:What's counted as false positive by newt0311 · · Score: 1
      Wow. glad I dont use windows anymore.

      Executing WGA in the interactive context or having WGA running in the background somewhere,sometimes is different and can lead to various problem to access the data it needs to do its job.
      So... M$ is too stupid to write re-entrant code??? That itself is a major problem.

      Also, Windows machine typically have load of various applications that interfer badly with Windows. Sounds silly but Wireless Network Card driver, Firewall, Antivirus or "rootkit" and the countless sharewares using heavy weaponery ( like kernel driver and general system hook for a notepad clone ) List of abuse possible is infinite, the most common is thinking nobody else is as 1337 as you are and so you don't have to clutter your code with the 2000 lines of error handling and cleanup code needed for the well being of the next hook, driver, ...
      A possible problem with making WGA work but then an OS design like this is a sign of incompetence in of itself.
  16. Shouldn't even exist by XanC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    WGA should not exist. It causes hassle for paying customers, that's all. Pirates find their way around. If it worked perfectly, it would be bad enough, but if even one legitimate person is locked out of his computer, MS has some serious explaining to do.

    1. Re:Shouldn't even exist by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I agree that WGA is a serious pain in the ass*, but it is a good thing as it pisses off users. I really hope that in Vista it becomes more obnoxious and hopefully require more work to circumvent. Even though people who are using it unlicensed (no one is attacking ships) will find ways around it, the harder they have to try, the better. Hopefully this can drive people to look into alternatives and start to demand companies support more than one platform.

      Note, I don't hate Windows. I'm just really, really sick of everything being locked into a single platform and a single vendor. Anything that can help to encourage platform independence is a very good thing.

      Wouldn't it be awesome if a user could use the OS of their choice?

      *In my situation, as I only have Linux servers I have to manually download all updates and then prepare scripts to deploy them to the clients. It's a pain in the ass. Before WGA, the Unattended project was always up to date with all patches and was fully automatic (just run the script-update script, and the download script and it's done). Every patch Tuesday I have to manually deal with that crap and have to use Windows to do it.

      --
      "It ain't a war against drugs.it's a war against personal freedom" --Bill Hicks
    2. Re:Shouldn't even exist by robogun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, but not for the reason you might think.

      MS was built on piracy. Their 90% install base was derived from people passing copies of windows around back in the DOS and 3.1 days. Having achieved that it's now time to start charging, because the company is not making enough money (from the Wall Street standpoint, which requires logarithmic sales projections to achieve linear stock price changes). WGA was implemented because MS has no need to increase the install base % further, and they figure WGA can at once produce income and increase perceived product value.

      I don't think their % is going to decline much, but I also don't think WGA is going to increase income at all. The common users have stuck with MS through all the bugs, virii, spyware and licensing hassles due to inertia and that's not changing. MS won't be gone until the next user interface is invented, and we all know MS won't invent it because they have no R&D. WGA is about the only thing they invented, and it didn't come out of R&D, it came from Marketing.

  17. What is the status of the class action case? by StupidPeopleTrick · · Score: 1

    I heard that there is a class action case on this. What is the scoop on this? And if you disable WPA, what does that do to your machine (for WU updates)?

    1. Re:What is the status of the class action case? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows XP regularly makes connections to Microsoft hosts. I think even with Automatic Updates off. If you run an illegal copy or don't wish to authenticate via WGA, you can firewall that traffic (Peerguardian provides rulesets and you can make them yourself as well) and download the patches manually from Microsoft and/or use Windizupdate a WU for Mozilla Firefox not requiring IE or ActiveX.

  18. That's 42% of a small selection by Kawahee · · Score: 1

    I've never had a case of a WGA false positive, and I've only heard of one through the grapevine. I don't doubt the modus operandi of this article and I believe that the 42% is valid, but one must rememeber that it's not 42% of PC's being dubbed non-genuine, it's 42% of all PCs that WGA thinks aren't genuine, which is (relatively) small, probably something less than 0.01% of all Windows PCs.

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    1. Re:That's 42% of a small selection by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1
      it's not 42% of PC's being dubbed non-genuine, it's 42% of all PCs that WGA thinks aren't genuine


      Actually, the 42% is even less than that. It's 42% of "all PCs that WGA thinks aren't genuine" and for which the user reported the problem to Microsoft. As someone stated above, those that think they're running legit copies of Windows are much more likely to report the problem to Microsoft than those that know that they aren't running legit copies. Meaning, it could be that 99% of PCs that WGA thinks aren't genuine are indeed not genuine, but they aren't reported because the user knows that he's running a pirated copy. The other 1% of WGA "positives" are reported because the user thinks WGA flagged his system as illegit wrongly, and 42% of that subset are false positives. (The numbers are made up, but you get the point.)
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      -- "I never gave these stories much credence." - HAL 9000
  19. Apple by Vicegrip · · Score: 2, Interesting

    WGA -> Would've Got an Apple if I knew then.

    In my neck of the woods two people in my family are thinking of a full out change and so are a few of my friends. It's obviously not just because of WGA. It's a lot about a growing feeling of insecurity and anger at a company that just doesn't seem to care a damn.

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    1. Re:Apple by The+Blow+Leprechaun · · Score: 1

      It's a lot about a growing feeling of insecurity and anger at a company that just doesn't seem to care a damn.

      Let me know when they find one that does!

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      - the Blow Leprechaun
    2. Re:Apple by gsfprez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      its nice knowing that my Mac is my computer, and that once i sent my money to Apple, they assumed that this computer was no longer their property.

      The day Apple ever does this kind of shit is the day i skulk over to Linux and figure out how i'm going to do my video work.

      --
      guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
    3. Re:Apple by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had been an anti-Windows person on Slashdot for a long time. Back in November of 2002 I received a computer as a present that included XP (with a key!) I switched over to being a Windows desktop user with a Linux server running everything else.

      Now, with WGA (and my valid key invalidated for whatever reason), I'm now using my Mac and my Linux machines only. I have absolutely no desire to deal w/verifying with MSFT that my install is a valid one. I shouldn't have to as it's THEIR problem.

      While I never trusted MSFT, there was a 3.5 year stretch there where I didn't much care either way. This one incident has turned me around right quick.

      And now, for the machine that I need to have XP on for my wife to do her job, we have used several hacks to get around the WGA and get it what it needs to run. I don't feel the slightest bit guilty about it either. I paid for it and now I'm going to run it.

    4. Re:Apple by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1
      It's a lot about a growing feeling of insecurity and anger at a company that just doesn't seem to care a damn.
      Let me know when they find one that does!
      So I guess we're all waiting for GoogleOS, with its built-in virtual machines for Windows/Mac/Linux emulations...
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    5. Re:Apple by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 0

      I'm sure that your and your friends' insecurity and anger issues can be helped with some group therapy. Here at BallMer, Inc. we encourage our clients to vent their anger by throwing chairs at one another. For that not so secure feeling, we recommend applying a patch on the second Tuesday of each month.

      DISCLAIMER: BallMer, Inc. is not responsible for any injuries incurred during its anger therapy. Furthermore, clients are advised that patches merely provide a "sense of security" without actually doing so; a placebo, if you will. Comments, complaints and other concerns may be addressed by speaking to the nearest wall.

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  20. md5sum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just compute the md5sum of a bunch of critical Windows files and make sure that they match the genuine values. That will reliably tell if you've got a genuine copy or a cheap knock-off.

    1. Re:md5sum by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      At what patch level?

      You would have to accomodate the base system(s)
      as installed from DVD/CD, all the services packs,
      all the hot fixes, and all permutations thereof.

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    2. Re:md5sum by tftp · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was a joke referring to MS's incorrect usage of the word "genuine". All copies are genuine, even the pirated ones.

  21. Why exactly would you install the WGA update? by ddent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I see no advantage. Even if you have a perfectly valid copy of windows, there are really two possible outcomes:
    1. System works fine, and your copy of windows keeps working just as before. No added benefits.
    2. System stops working due to problem with WGA.

    Given that there is no benefit and the possibility of a downside, I fail to see why you would choose to install or use such a technology if you know about it. It is a move with only a negative expected value.

    1. Re:Why exactly would you install the WGA update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You have to install WGA to use Windows Update.

      So, either you can get security updates + risk WGA; or you can go unpatched.

    2. Re:Why exactly would you install the WGA update? by zhouray · · Score: 1

      You don't.
      Autoupdate does not require WGA.

      For all the other gadgets (non security-updates) that requires WGA, you can get them elsewhere.

    3. Re:Why exactly would you install the WGA update? by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      But Autoupdate will install WGA if you let it. I mistakenly let this happen on one of my machines and now It's showing a false positive as well. It still receives critical updates, however. It's a pain, but it's not like the computer isn't usable at all.

      --

      If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

  22. I just don't understand by pembo13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is Windows drug like in nature? It keeps doing things to people, that said people don't seem to like. Yet they keep coming back. I used Windows since 3.1, I never really liked it..but always thought that it was the best thing out there. As soon as I found that things could be better, I slowly moved away from Windows. I am now free enough of Windows that I don't suffer any of these problems that people seem to complain about regularly. It's like windows is the abusive husband, and you all , Windows addicts, are the abused wife....get help people.

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    1. Re:I just don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are not addicted to Windows. They are addicted to the software available for Windows. If there are applications available in other operating systems, they might reconsider their options. Until then, Windows applications will remain the drug of choice, and Windows will be the avenue which leads the users to the drug.

  23. The future ... by quiberon2 · · Score: 1

    IBM pulls OS/2 from the market, recommends Linux.

    Microsoft pulls Windows from the market, recommends FreeBSD.

    IBM starts selling chips for XBoxes to Microsoft, who start selling XBoxes and make a living out of Age of Empires.

    "IBM Personal Computer" market collapses, leaving Lenovo and Dell competing for the contract to assemble XBoxes for Microsoft.

    Intel go back to making '4004' microcontrollers for the next moon mission.

    1. Re:The future ... by ElectricOkra · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the opening of "Red Dawn"

      Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years...
      Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade...
      Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall...
      Green Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil... Mexico plunged into revolution...
      NATO dissolves.
      United States stands alone.

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      Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from Mediocre Minds - A. Einstein
  24. Grossly Exaggerated Claims of WGA failure... by urbanriot · · Score: 0

    As was proved based on the last hullaballoo about WGA, claims of problems are seriously exaggerated, generally by people who aren't personally experiencing problems or by people with illegitimate installations of Windows. I've deployed thousands of Windows XP workstations over the years, with extremely varied configurations and I've only encountered WGA problems on two of them, which were possibly caused by hardware issues. Excluding systems I've been responsible for deploying (both OPK/OEM, RIS and manually), I've yet to encounter a client network that has had problems from other manufacturers. This "news" has been reported ad nauseam on Slashdot... I call it BS.

    1. Re:Grossly Exaggerated Claims of WGA failure... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1
      I've only encountered WGA problems on two of them, which were possibly caused by hardware issues.

      If hardware issues were so aggregious to cause a non-reliable result in the software, should the software had the ability to install without error?

      Basic Quallity Assurance Testing deficiency.
      "Possibly caused by..." is not a valid issue reporting methodology.
    2. Re:Grossly Exaggerated Claims of WGA failure... by urbanriot · · Score: 1
      If hardware issues were so aggregious [sic] to cause a non-reliable result in the software, should the software had the ability to install without error?
      Are you kidding me? Unreliable hardware, especially RAM, can cause all sorts of anomalous, unpredictable problems whether you're using Windows or *nix. And no, it shouldn't - that was the nature of my problems. In both scenarios WGA wouldn't install, I recieved a "shutdown in 2 minutes" popup and the system rebooted. After which we decided to leave those two machines alone. I don't think two computers out of many thousands (possibly 10,000+) is anything to get panties bunched up over...
  25. Conspiracy theory by kosmosik · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Maybe this is a conspiracy theory but hey - this is possible so why not mention it.

    Could it be that MS is hoping that some of users that aquired MS Windows legaly (as MS likes to speak - genuine) will see this warning and go buy MS Windows *again*. This could boost like 1% of sales - but it is still something in their scale.

    On the other hand I administer few dozens of Windows boxes, they get all the patches (including WGA "patch") and none of these reported as non-genuine. And these are not all the same - some used boxes, some new from different vendors, some self-built, few on VMWare and so on. So I personally cannot share the "42%" experience.

    But after all this MS Windows activation/codes/stickers/WGA - and so on - bullshit is only getting on my nerves. In my country what makes software copies legal is the license (which can force the way of use (commercial/home) but not something such stupid as stickers) and proof of legal buing. Not some stupid shit that is actually more pain in the ass for legitimate users than is for pirates.

  26. binary elitism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you really that much of an idiot to not know that unless you specify the base, numbers are written in base 10? Don't you find it inconvenient to operate in society?

    1. Re:binary elitism by thestuckmud · · Score: 1

      But the numbers were written in base 10 [Hint: 10 is always 10 when written in base 10. For all values of 10 greater than one]..

  27. My WGA experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I spent a weekend fixing my brothers Dell computer that suddenly started reporting that it wasn't genuine. After fearing the worst (a spambot) and after much effort and some unhelpful calls to India for support and Windows activation I determined that M$ had pushed down an bad update that broke ActiveX which WGA apparently REQUIRES to run. After re-registering a bunch of M$ DLLs Windows update and WGA worked again and guess what the first update M$ wanted to push onto the machine was, you guessed it, an update to WGA. Probably to fix the problem they created in the first place. WGA is a joke and whoever wrote the code for it should be shot.

    1. Re:My WGA experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you pls.either be a little more specific about what you did or give us a link to where you found the info ? thx.
      We do have trouble with WGA and DELL...

  28. hey by Vexorian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    we shouldn't be complaining, cause everybody knows that the consumer is far from being as important as fighting computer piracy.

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    1. Re:hey by cciRRus · · Score: 1
      we shouldn't be complaining, cause...
      Actually, we we shouldn't be complaining cause the large number of false positives in WGA is not due to a bug. It is a feature! :-)
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  29. yeah Galactic Civ by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

    Galactic Civilizations 2 was shipped sans copy protection, and did rather well. Pretty good game, too. Shame it's not Mac compatible.

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  30. Definite false positives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Way back in 2001, when I was in college, I purchased a copy of Windows XP legitimately through my school's student software purchase program. Because of the way the program was administered at the time, I received a copy of XP Pro Corporate with the University's volume key. The license gave me the right to install the software on one personal machine indefinitely, even after graduation.

    Two weeks ago, while trying to update, WGA popped up and told me that I was a victim of software piracy and that my version of Windows was not legitimate. After 2 hours on the phone with clueless MS reps, I was "accidentally" disconnected by the tech without being given a resolution. 5 minutes on Google and I "resolved" the issue on my own. When a company makes it nearly impossible for someone with a legitimate copy to report an issue with WGA and have it resolved, they're just going to have more and more people take the actions I took. Morally, I'm convinced I'm right. I paid for the software, I acquired my license legitimately.

    1. Re:Definite false positives. by Technician · · Score: 2, Funny

      After 2 hours on the phone with clueless MS reps, I was "accidentally" disconnected by the tech without being given a resolution. 5 minutes on Google and I "resolved" the issue on my own.

      So how well do you like Ubuntu? I have had no problems with it myself.

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  31. Why I'm running Linux on this PC by rts008 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here at home, out of my 3 PC's connected to the network and internet, 2 of the 3 PC's are currently running pirated copies of XP and have safely passed WGA and currently get their updates flawlessly via AutoUpdate at MS. The reason that is not 3 out of three, is last month I had to replace my HDD, reinstalled my legit, retail WinXP Pro cd, went to MS updates only to be barred from updates and activation because they determined my retail cd was pirated- have had it running on old HDD for 3 years prior with no problems.

    The reason the other two are running pirated XP was an experiment after the legit pirated fiasco on this PC.

    I decided I had had enough, booted into FC5, repartioned the drive to all Linux and haven't looked back.
    Don't care what Vista is like, as I will not even reinstall XP anymore. This weekend, both of the other PC's will get their XP partitions deleted and go back to dual boot Win98se and Ubuntu only. The XP partitions are too small to be more than barely functional, so no sense in trying to leave them running.

    So here is 3 sales/upgrades that MS won't get.

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    1. Re:Why I'm running Linux on this PC by tshak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2 of the 3 PC's are currently running pirated copies of XP and have safely passed...So here is 3 sales/upgrades that MS won't get.

      It doesn't look like they were getting them anyway.

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    2. Re:Why I'm running Linux on this PC by rts008 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, they would have. My wife uses XP at work, and it would be nice for her to have compatibility "out of the box" for doing work at home. Same with my daughter in high school- their school website (where they do and save a significant amount of work) only works with Windows, grudgingly with Firefox.

      Until last month's fiasco, they both just used this one- I was usually gone at work anyhow. So, I have spent a bit of time and effort to get most of the stuff working for them in Linux. It has not been easy, as I'm a Linux n00b-it's been a learning experience that I don't begrudge.

      Honestly, I could just tweak the current setup to keep the pirated OS's on their PC's, but I'm not....as I said earlier- I've had enough.

      I'll miss some of my games from my XP days, but I can load them on Win98se and take a slight performance hit in the graphics department- no biggy...I don't play the online only multiplayer games, so 98 is not any significant handicap for me.

      My wife is a bright gal, and has since learned how to interoperate with MS Office and OpenOffice. Yes, occasionally things are a bit tricky here, but so far, nothing we could not get accomplished.

      As for me, I'm not even planning to make a vfat partion to put 98 on- if I bother, it will probably be done in VMWare in Linux, but as of now, that's not on the project list.

      So, yeah, 3 sales/upgrades they won't get from me, and no pirated versions either- I have legit copies of Win98se (4), so I'm covered there.

      BTW, if I had planned to "keep" the pirated XP installs, I am not stupid enough to post that other than AC.
      I do know how this website works!

      I stated it was an experiment to see "what if", I have just recieved these other two PC's several months ago with 98 installed.

      In other words, Go Away, Troll!

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    3. Re:Why I'm running Linux on this PC by Technician · · Score: 1

      This weekend, both of the other PC's will get their XP partitions deleted and go back to dual boot Win98se and Ubuntu only.

      Please tell me you have removed the NIC driver from the Windows 98 partition.. Please don't put it online to be part of a botnet.

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    4. Re:Why I'm running Linux on this PC by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Okay, if it makes you feel better :
      I will remove the NIC drivers.

      I have no clue where I will find them, as they where never installed on the 98 partitions, but I will search until I find some NIC drivers to delete....just for you!

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    5. Re:Why I'm running Linux on this PC by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1

      My family's PC still runs on Win98SE, can you please elaborate about this problem or provide a webpage ?
      (I tried googling for it but could not find something relevant to what you said)
      I installed an antivirus and a spyware remover on the PC, as well as an old zone-alarm (and the ADSL modem internal firewall is enabled too) so I hope there is little risk but it is better to have all the information.

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    6. Re:Why I'm running Linux on this PC by john83 · · Score: 1
      So, yeah, 3 sales/upgrades they won't get from me, and no pirated versions either- I have legit copies of Win98se (4), so I'm covered there.

      Are those licences transferable though? The last time I bought a PC, I was told at activation that I couldn't transfer the licence of XP from my toasted box to the new one.

      I installed Ubuntu instead.

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    7. Re:Why I'm running Linux on this PC by Technician · · Score: 1

      (I tried googling for it but could not find something relevant to what you said)

      In Windows all your family members have root privilages as in the ability to install any program such as add a printer driver, new video codec, update Macromedia Flash or other installs. Some software instalation can run in the background without your knowledge. Some of these programs are started by simply visiting a webpage.

      The term you are looking for is "Drive by download"

      Some trojans are known to the AV folks and you get a warning. The AV people react to new threats after they are out.

      Even playing a music CD can install a rootkit on your PC without even asking. Google for SONY rootkit.

      Some virus stuff constantly changes to evade AV detection. Google for Polymorphic virus. If your Windows 98 goes online and follows links from a Google search, then you are a sitting duck. The firewall tries to keep the outside from making connections to the inside. The firewall does not stop the inside from reaching to the outside which is where the hole is. You are safe behind the firewall as long as you don't open a window to go outside.

      I run an OS that prompts for the administrator password before any software is permitted to install. I don't have to rebuild it every 3 months or so like I did with Windows 98 when the kids used the computer for web browsing.

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    8. Re:Why I'm running Linux on this PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      98 does NOT have the current patches for it. Some of these newer patches fix things that don't even exist in '98 (i.e. the fix security problems with the extra junk XP runs..) but some flaws are exploitable under 98 and unpatched.

  32. WGA locking legitimate users out by jonasj · · Score: 5, Informative

    I worked in a small local computer shop for a couple of months this summer. The following happened to me two times during that period.

    Some customer would bring in a computer that wouldn't start. We determined that the motherboard was faulty, and replaced it with a similar one.

    Windows starts up, everything works, except it wants to be re-activated again. Online activation fails, so I phone Microsoft, enter the forty-something digit number, reads the product key to someone, who then tells me that they are very sorry, but no, for some reason they cannot give me a re-activation code, so I will have to reinstall Windows in order to get it working with that product key. However, changing the product key works fine.

    So I call the customer and explain the situation to them, and let them choose between:
    1) me taking their harddisk out, attaching it to our backup machine, backing up all their stuff, reinstalling Windows, and all their programs, and all updates, then restoring the backups, and
    2) buying a new xp home license,

    they both chose option 2. That way they would get their machine back with their entire configuration intact, and if they chose option 1, all that work I would have to do would take so long time that they wouldn't be saving much anyway, compared to buying a new license.

    This only happened these two times; most times when we replaced a motherboard, either the reactivation over the internet would work, or the phone representative would give a working reactivation code.

    But these two customers payed for a new XP Home license even though they owned a fully legal one already.

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    1. Re:WGA locking legitimate users out by jonasj · · Score: 1

      ...of course, that story has nothing to do with WGA, it's just the regular activation system I'm talking about here. Must sleep before posting more.

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    2. Re:WGA locking legitimate users out by topham · · Score: 2, Insightful


      My mothers computer had issues booting a week ago, trying to use the disc that came with the machine to resolve the problem resulted in the harddrive being formatted (no questions asked, nice, eh?), and then failed to actually install the OS as there seem to be disc errors.

      Solution? Purchase a copy of XP Home (Upgrade). I wasn't happy about it, and I probably would have started yelling at the clerk in the store, but in the end they now have a copy of XP Home which can be used to install, or fix/repair an install.

      The original disc was an OEM install disc and was configured for an unconditional install.

      I am so sick of the bullshit on Windows platforms; nothing is as aggravating as realizing how many of the problems are intentional design decisions.

    3. Re:WGA locking legitimate users out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The original disc was an OEM install disc and was configured for an unconditional install.
      There are instructions out there how to take the data on a restore partition or CD and make a "good", bootable install CD out of this, for example the good old BartPE
    4. Re:WGA locking legitimate users out by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Why blame Microsoft? Blame your OEM. My 'restore CD' for an old laptop warned and made you confirm several times before it formatted your hard drive.

      You also didn't contact the OEM for a replacement restore CD.

      But no, almost yell at the clerk in the store because you were "forced" to buy a copy of Windows again.

      Tell me how any of the above is Microsoft's fault or issue, again?

    5. Re:WGA locking legitimate users out by topham · · Score: 1

      Actually, the OEM was the store involved, but it's 3 years later.

      As for blaming Microsoft, yes actually I do.

      I don't believe any of the OEMs should do, or be ALLOWED to do what they do. Many companies, Dell for instance, do exactly the same thing. Microsoft sets the policies which the OEM companies are allowed to image the disc.

    6. Re:WGA locking legitimate users out by topham · · Score: 1

      Which part of: corrupt disc/files did you miss?

  33. Sad, but biased by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Did the fixes work? No one knows, because the original posters either never returned to the forum or never posted a reply. Only 20% of the forum threads we looked at included a follow-up message from the original poster indicating that they had solved the problem.

    My question would then be: if it's working, how many of you even bother to visit Microsoft's forum to post "Thanks, it worked"?
    Usually, when a fix works, people move on, and don't go back to forums to confirm things are working.
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    1. Re:Sad, but biased by Kangburra · · Score: 1

      No you're wrong.

      Most decent people will go back if someone has helped them. If they just read a web page FAQ then no, but a forum question and answer I would expect to see a high "fixed" respone.

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  34. My experience by Spad · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've had exactly this problem - my copy of Windows is as genuine as you can get (MSDNAA Download) and yet WGA still reports it as being an illegal copy. What's stupid is that Windows Update, the WGADiag tool *and* the Firefox WGA Tool MS provide all identify it as Genuine.

    I've used one of the many hacks (Removing execute permission for the Local System account to the WGA files and then deleting them) to remove WGA from my machine and now I only use MBSA for my patching. It's a little long winded, but it's infinitely better than the hassle of being repeatedly told that my copy of windows is illegal when it clearly isn't.

  35. Inaccurate? by idonthack · · Score: 1

    Whenever I see someone give a percentage for that, it's different every time. What's up with that? Is someone tracking these, or something?

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  36. screw wga because... by celardore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It offers no benefit to me. Why would I want that installed when I have a perfectly good copy of XP Corporate Edition? I don't give a shit about the latest media player, or IE7. Sure, I take the critical updates when I'm offered them but that is all. I ran the WGA tool and of course I am not a valid user of Windows XP. Saying that though, I am a legitimate owner of an XP Home license. Which I haven't used in years, I keep the keycode safe though. I used XP Home for a while, but I found it restrictive for my needs; so I installed a bootlegged copy of the corporate edition which has always been fantastic.

    If MS sold their software at a lower price they would generate more sales that would compensate for the low price.
    I know so many people that say "I would buy windows, if it didn't cost hundreds!" If they sold the pro edition for a cheaper price then they would sell so many more that it would compensate for the few that did pay the higher price. I'm not in marketing, I'm in accountancy, so I know about economic curves and I think MS is just milking the corporate market for as much as they can. If they opened up their 'pro' systems for lower prices I am sure their sales would increase as well as their revenue.

    MS alienate potential buyers with their WGA and high prices. Set your prices low, and sell a bundle. Look at your profits, M$, you're not "hard done by".

    1. Re:screw wga because... by newt0311 · · Score: 1

      add "provide meaningful releases which have more than worthless buggy new bloated features" and "fix their OS so that is has something close to a decent package manager and decent seperation of user privelages and good kernel level design (the NT kernel operates on priority levels: a really stupid idea reminiscent of the days of VMS)" to that bold sentence above and you would have it right.

    2. Re:screw wga because... by usacomp2k3 · · Score: 1

      A legal version of XP home does not allow for legal use of XP pro, you do realize of course.

    3. Re:screw wga because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well duh, of course I do. That was part of my point.

  37. Re:No point whining by Fortran+IV · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You should jump ship to a competitor... Oh wait, you can't be bothered. In that case, tough cheese.
    Oh, please just grow up. What competitor? What other OS runs MasterCAM, Autodesk Inventor, JobBOSS, <shudder>Quickbooks</shudder> and all the other software companies like ours depend on to keep revenue coming in and the IRS satisfied?

    I am sick of Windows, but I'm even sicker of the geek who assumes that just because he switched his home computer—or even his office server—over to Linux that anybody should be able to ditch Windows whenever they feel like it.

    There is a real world out here, and in it there are thousands of small companies that have to use computers to communicate with their customers and suppliers and to keep up with their competitors but that are too small to afford even a part-time IT guru. Companies like that have to buy their accounting software, their production software, their shop management software, their design software—and what's for sale out here in the real world only runs on Windows.

    It's not, "can't be bothered to jump to a competitor". There is no competitor, not realistically.
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  38. nothing is as aggravating as... EXACTLY! by jonasj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "nothing is as aggravating as realizing how many of the problems are intentional design decisions". You said it.

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  39. Re:No point whining by gordgekko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I notice a decided lack of responses to this post. You know why? Because Linux users never have a real response for stuff like this other than "Run it under WINE!!!1!!"

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  40. Re:No point whining by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    What happened to WINE and Cadega? And don't forget the rumors about Apple implementing the Win32 API in Mac OSX...

  41. Re:No point whining by JymmyZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Start pestering the makers of these programs to start working on porting them. The more people start making a racket about being tied to one OS and demanding that their money be given a choice, the more software companies will listen up and start working on giving us all freedom of software

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  42. Re:No point whining by NexFlamma · · Score: 1

    After this post, you can almost hear the geeks sharpening their slide rules and gnashing their retainers together, can't you?

  43. incentive? by treak007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    what is M$'s incentive to fix this when the bugs mean they sell more products?

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  44. Re:No point whining by dwandy · · Score: 1
    There is a real world out here, and in it there are thousands of small companies that have to use computers to communicate with their customers and suppliers and to keep up with their competitors but that are too small to afford even a part-time IT guru. Companies like that have to buy their accounting software, their production software, their shop management software, their design software--and what's for sale out here in the real world only runs on Windows.
    So these hypothetical companies can afford to buy software, but can't afford some IT consulting? ...and that ignores the obvious problem that Windows needs an admin as much than linux does and so these companies are living on borrowed time.
    While I won't claim that every company can move everything to linux I'd suggest that the vast majority can. IT Managers buy Windows because they always have, their users are used to it (hell, they're used to it)

    There used to be a saying that no one gets fired for picking IBM ...the same is true for MS. Sure it has problems, but they're problems that everyone accepts now, and introducing linux will remove some problems and introduce some new ones...and one of those might get you fired.

    Ernie Ball moved his entire organisation over to open-source. So it can be done. And he says the move is saving him money.
    "I know I saved $80,000 right away by going to open source, and each time something like (Windows) XP comes along, I save even more money because I don't have to buy new equipment to run the software."
    -- Ernie Ball

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  45. Explanations by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even when you call them on the phone and are 100% legit they dont do much for you. " Your only option is to reformat and install a freshly purchased copy" " have a nice day and thanks for choosing microsoft"

    And no im not kidding, im heading out to 'repair' the very user that called microsoft crying for help. Its far to easy to just change your # then reformat..

    Screw them and WGA.

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    1. Re:Explanations by ampathee · · Score: 1

      Okay, offtopic and I don't normally do this but.. Grammar nazi time.

      Quote: "Its far to easy to just change your # then reformat.."

      That "then" there is an excellent example of bad grammar changing the meaning of a sentence.
      I read that sentence and went "huh?". I had to read it a couple more times before I parsed it correctly.

      I feel like a bit of dick for pointing it out, but my mother is an English teacher - I can't help myself :)

  46. RTFS by tshak · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's 42% of the 137 reported problems, not 42% of of all WGA installations.

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    1. Re:RTFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir? I'm going to have to confiscate your nerd license. The combination of "42" and "Mostly Harmless" should have clued you in that the parent post was a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference and not a serious statement.

  47. Re:No point whining by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Similarly, if you are locked in anyway, what motivation is there for Microsoft to fix anything? If you can't even threaten to jump ship then what are you? A galley slave. That oar you're chained to, it's called Windows.

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  48. Re:No point whining by linguae · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wine isn't perfect. Some Windows applications do not work well under Wine.

  49. Re:No point whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Linux with crossover office. WE run all of those PLUS the Crestron Suite of apps for automation programming under linux + crossover office.

    Oh wait, you did not even try did you.

  50. Office? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I guess I'm late to the party... when did they implement WGA on Office? That doesn't make any sense, does it? Windows I can understand... nearly all computers come with it, so gone are the days when people would bring home their copy from work to install. They are basically trying to collect from the no-name vendors that were selling PC's with pirated copies. Now, Office, on the other hand is too expensive for most home users... it doubles the price of your PC! I always assumed that this pricing was deliberate to milk the corporate market, and that they wanted to encourage people to take it home to increase their market share. The move to enforce WGA on Office completely nullifies that argument, doesn't it? Do home users actually buy Office?

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    1. Re:Office? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Do home users actually buy Office?

      No, most people I know with a legit copy of Office at home had it purchased by the company they work for, so they can do stuff from home. My guess is that Microsoft is chasing after the people who tell their employers "No need, I already have a copy of Office." (which is pirated, of course). That, and the businesses out there that try to install Office on more than one computer, or companies that turn a blind eye when an employee "borrows" the install disk for a home computer.

    2. Re:Office? by Technician · · Score: 1

      Now, Office, on the other hand is too expensive for most home users... it doubles the price of your PC! I always assumed that this pricing was deliberate to milk the corporate market, and that they wanted to encourage people to take it home to increase their market share. The move to enforce WGA on Office completely nullifies that argument, doesn't it? Do home users actually buy Office?

      If you work for the right corporation, they may have an agreement with Microsoft for employee versions of Office.

      For a while I could sign up and get a free copy of Office to use at home. That is how I recieved Office 97 and Office 2000.

      This last round of offers now have a charge for the media of somewher in the $35 price range. I didn't bother for several reasons, I didn't need the features in the new version. It was for install on a single machine only. I have desktop and laptop machines for myself and my wife. I didn't need another version of Office in the mix. I bought (several years ago) a retail copy of Starr Office to fill in the gape legaly on our machines (about $60) and the lisence was a site lisence for home use. I was legaly free to install it on all my machines. Later it has been replaced by Open Office. There was no reason to get yet another copy (version) of MS Office.

      Open office is installed on all the machines including the Ubuntu box. My Wife's XP box has the copy of Office 2K which can be used for compatibility reasons with the borg world.

      The question is, Do you realy need the MS version of Office? There are affordable alternives. There is no longer a reason to pirate MS Software. Go Legit!

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  51. Anecdote by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    I was upgrading a friend's notebook with a freshly purchased OEM WinXP Pro disk (he needed to be able to get on his company's domain & WinXP Media Center Edition didn't cut it) & had a similar problem, the Product Activation wouldn't accept the license key. Oddly enough using the original WinXP MCE license key on the bottom of the notebook worked fine.

    Jaysyn

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    1. Re:Anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny that, considering you were already breaking licensing by buying an OEM CD WITHOUT the computer. Yes really this is an illegitimate copy as far as MS is concerned, there is just no way to detect it. So while you got pinged for the wrong reason, you definitely deserved to be blocked.

    2. Re:Anecdote by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can obtain an OEM CD with any computer component. I don't know if that was his case or not, but you don't need to get a whole computer to legally obtain it.

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    3. Re:Anecdote by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      No, no, I actually purchased the WinXP licenses myself from a reputable software/hardware dealer. I know they were legit.

      Jaysyn

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    4. Re:Anecdote by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Actually, maybe it wasn't what you'd consider an OEM CD, I got a book, & the license with the dumb little hologram all shrink wrapped with a hologram CD.

      Jaysyn

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  52. Re:No point whining by Saxerman · · Score: 1
    It's not, "can't be bothered to jump to a competitor". There is no competitor, not realistically.

    If your requirement for switching your OS is that everything else on your computer has to be exactly the same, your requirement is that your OS stays the same. Have you actually called any of your 3rd party software venders and asked if they provide a Linux client? Have you asked them what it would take to provide a Linux version? Have you looked to see what other software options are available, open source or otherwise?

    I certainly agree that Linux isn't the same as Windows. Making the switch isn't as easy as downloading your distro of choice. And for many companies, it certainly may not be cost effective to make the switch. However, I have the good fortune to work for a company that doesn't arbitrary assume Windows is the default OS for every computer. Yet it was because I bothered to ask the difficult questions and go the extra mile when required that my company finally started looking at the cost of the software it was running, and the questioning the actual value it provided.

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  53. Re:No point whining by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1
    I said pretty much everything I have to say on this subject about six months ago, but since I'm not a subscriber I can't find the comment again.

    But you make a few points I'd like to answer:

    So these hypothetical companies can afford to buy software, but can't afford some IT consulting?
    All of the IT consultants we've found are: 1) Windows specialists; 2) incompetent; or 3) both. These are probably the same choices facing many other small companies in many other small cities like ours.

    IT Managers buy Windows because they always have...
    Again, I'm talking about companies that are too big or too technical to do everything with foolscap and quill, but too small to have an IT manager.

    Ernie Ball moved his entire organisation over to open-source. So it can be done.
    I'm happy for Ernie Ball, really. But does Ernie Ball use CNC programming software? linux.org doesn't list that many choices for CAD/CAM software. In fact, the only listing for sheet nesting software, PN4000, links to a dead site. If we switch to OSS, what guarantee do we have that a critical specialty application won't go unsupported next week?
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  54. Re:No point whining by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

    And below, not a minute after your post, as if to prove your point, "Run it under WINE!" ;-)

  55. Re:No point whining by DeathElk · · Score: 1

    That's a great article - thanks for that.

  56. Re:No point whining by DeathElk · · Score: 0

    Best. Analogy. Ever.

  57. Warped stats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, not to be a jerk but does it make sense that most of those who are tring to pirate windows software aren't going to report their WGA problem? The only way to get a real result from this is to know every single incident in a timeframe.

    This is like 42% of heroin users reporting that they got ripped off in a buy to the police.

  58. It's the tags, stupid by texaport · · Score: 1
    I am fairly well-read but don't remember anybody mentioning the following yet:

    Just two percent of the 5+ million people with camera phones could capture 100,000 of the little "XP 1-2 processor" Product ID stickers in plain view on the sides of computers at banks, government agencies, small businesses, etc.

    2% is probably a low end figure for the public engaging in piracy via multiple S/N.

  59. The ultimate test by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    If the false positives were indeed "too much", you'd watch it on CNN, since Windows is used aggressively throughout the world in homes, hospitals, businesses, schools and so on.

    Instead, you read about it here on the Slash-haha-Microsoft-sucks-dot blog. Therefore, nothing major to worry about as of yet.

    Now of course WGA is a major annoyance. It can also be argued that Microsoft inflicted this on themselves by allowing piracy flourish under the table while whining about piracy in their official channels. Now that Windows basically owns the world, they are here to reap the rewards by taking active measures to protecting their IP.

    But Microsoft doesn't want us to be so annoyed with Windows so the majority of us consider to move. So if the WGA turns out to be a disaster, a guy should flip a switch at Redmond, and the WGA around the entire world will deactivate in less than 24 hours (this is a built-in protection).

    1. Re:The ultimate test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well thats interesting because I *have* seen this debacle covered on major media outlets. It most certinaly is a problem. Sticking heads in the sand about the issue will not make it go away.

  60. Re:No point whining by megaditto · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If we switch to OSS, what guarantee do we have that a critical specialty application won't go unsupported next week?


    Not my topic, but what the heck...

    You know, OSS does not need to mean free. Why not donate part of what you save on lincensing to those OSS developers? Or fly them out on a junket? Or give them a leftover PDP POS in your storage that you've not fired up in years?

    You are not a fool, so what guarantee can you expect from the developers that give their work to you open and free, at their loss, without any reward, often not even trivial thanks and appreciations.
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  61. Re:No point whining by Pengo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some???

    Your joking right.. In my humble opinion, wine is a piece of shit.

    Computers aren't many thousands of dollars anymore, buy a $300 emachine, and run windows on your office computer if you need to. Come on, get real.. who can't afford to buy windows that needs to be running it?

    I can go down to Walmart and BUY a computer with windows and be just fine. If I need to run Peachtree. I have a small business myself (Am a partner), we have about 6 Linux servers.. 1 is running PGSQL, one is running Resin/Java... the rest are running Asterisk. We put them into a 1/2 rack that we pay $400 a month for. We have a office full of windows workstations for our Customer Service, though all of them are using Windows & Xten phones for SIP taking incoming calls on Asterisk from a phone provider who has a sip gateway. Yes , we are windows friendly... but shit.. come on!

    We have an accountant that keeps our books in order, taxes in line.. she uses Peach-tree. if someone thinks a -real- business is going to have a hard time paying $375 for a low end dell, with windows.. to do NOTHING but run Peach-tree... they have their head on backwards. You will spend more than that in man hours trying to get some linux goon trying to get whatever wacky-ass hack-accounting package to work.

    Windows is a commodity, cost of doing business. Running Linux or Mac is nothing more than a luxury, being a linux/java programmer myself.. I don't see any savings at all, I find nothing more than comfort in working in my own familiar environment (My Mac doing Java programming and voiceapp work on Asterisk for Linux servers).. but that's just as expensive as a MSDN membership and paying for windows licenses on servers...

  62. False positives definately happen... by Jaansen · · Score: 1

    I was at a computer gaming place called Zero Hour near my home today, and one of those pesky messages came up. Now one of their machines will be down for quite some time. The manager said that it has happened before and hopefully windows will be less stubborn than usual.

  63. WGA in its entirety. by Black-Six · · Score: 1

    My family has been adamit users of the auto update tool for years, as was I. During my junior year of High School my now 10 year old Dell crashed and died. A couple of my friends were nice enough to fix it for me and they put a legal VLK copy of Windows XP Pro SP2 on my system (they asked to borrow the High School's VLK image CD and they were given the OK). 3 months before my Dell's video card started to die, I got the WGA pop-up. Being in college now and having no time for a WGA shutdown, I busted the security by restoring to a pre WGA time frame and had no more problems. I then preceded to turn my auto updates to notify and continued the download process like normal. After the video card in my Dell died, I built my first ever PC and Windows XP Pro SP 2 Retail showed it's true colors to me. After a month and 12 reformats Windows finally works, but the WGA isn't on this system because I found out from a very reliable friend that after only 2 installs a Windows copy (same disk and key) with WGA gets shutdown. So for those of you out there with WGA on your system beware.

  64. Re:No point whining by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

    There's the innovative new secret web site called 'Google'. The first page of results returns half a dozen commercial fully supported linux CNC solutions.

    If you actually wanted a linux based solution you would've taken the five seconds necessary to do that, but you'd rather just tout the MS line "There's no software for it, and if there is it might not be supported tomorrow, and if it is you can't trust those dirty hippies." Which is basically what they said about Apple for the last 20 years as well.

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  65. Not a long term problem by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

    Don't worry everyone - once Tusted Computing becomes standard, Microsoft should have no trouble locking its software away from precisely those it wishes. See, technology really can solve everything.

  66. False negatives by dronkert · · Score: 1

    Since, according to its name, the tool's goal is to identify genuine copies of Windows, finding a pirated copy is a negative. When that copy is really genuine, that's called a false negative.

    1. Re:False negatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. That was the first thing I noticed.

    2. Re:False negatives by Xamedes · · Score: 0

      good insight

  67. Re:No point whining by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1
    There's the innovative new secret web site called 'Google'.
    Where do you think I got the linux.org link? A search for linux "sheet nesting" returned a staggering 16 hits. Exactly one of them linked to sheet nesting software for Linux, and that software is for garment patterns, not for sheet metal. What are we supposed to do, hire some kid to write a Perl script to nest parts for our laser and plasma cutters?
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  68. Re:No point whining by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1
    What competitor? What other OS runs MasterCAM, Autodesk Inventor, JobBOSS, <shudder>Quickbooks</shudder> and all the other software companies like ours depend on to keep revenue coming in and the IRS satisfied?

    Lol. With a username of "Fortran IV" you must have way too much experience with legacy apps that can't be ported to modern systems.
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  69. An Interesting Commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strangely enough this type of behavior can be related to 1959 cuba....Check out this FAGS!!! myspace.

  70. Re:No point whining by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

    I see this all the time... boo hoo hoo I can't run my windows software on such and such OS. I'm not here to consult but man, there are other options. The choice is yours and yours alone. There are other platforms which can do the same work. Yes, Autodesk does not make software other than for windows, but then again they are not the only game in town. Will others meet your needs? No idea. Im not offering consulting services.

    I have company records and data, accessible and useable, which date back over 10 years. I have one of the original IBM 8088 and DOS 1.1 and a few files that date back till then. Text, old programs that have value only to me. You know I no longer need DOS 1.1 to access my files. The programs don't all work, but there are newer ones which can. The same goes for all the files I have today. They are based on solutions where more than one company has software that supports the format. My business is not dependant on any one other business for its success.

    By your own comments you are so locked in to more than 1 company and you fail to see that you have options. There are many companies who don't use windows, some older than me (and I'm an old fart). Windows is a tool not your business, it's Gates business. Maybe you need to grow up and enter the real world because even today there are business which operate with pen and pencil.

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  71. WGA .... by Cr0t · · Score: 0

    I own a computer store and I can NOT say it enough, but WGA has issues.

    The most recent issues I had was customers telling me that the IE7 page does not allow them to install the latest release. Followed by the common 'this is not a legal copy' popup.

  72. Re:No point whining by bulliver · · Score: 1
    There is a real world out here

    Of course, the REAL world. I am always hearing about this 'real world'. I myself run no Microsoft software, and I make a living. What world am I in? How do I visit the 'real world'?

    Look man, your point is valid, but leave off this BS about the 'real world'. Millions are able to function just fine without Microsoft and civilization would not collapse if they dissapeared. In the grand scheme of things it would mean sweet F.A....

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  73. You got suckered. by woolio · · Score: 1

    If you actually read the EULA for this program, the license is invalid when the contract with the school ends... (2-3 years).

    IANAL, but it appears you have to graduate *before* the contract expires...

    1. Re:You got suckered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said his license gave him the right to continue using it after he graduated.

  74. WGA with my XP pro disk sleeve taped to the P-3 by grolaw · · Score: 1

    box.

    Bill and his UCTIA/ UCC2B BS is *MORE* annoying than my constant crashes with Win-98.

    I've long since gone all Mac OSX & *nix - just the one MS box left in the office.

    Bill and Melinda found something that they are good at: giving away money.

    I'm looking forward to being Microsoft-free in 2007.

    I'm tempted to box up all of their software and original manuals that I have accumuated since 1982 and mail it back with a "shrink-wrap" license that I have returned all of my MS-licensed originals and request a formal waiver of liability from the unauthorized use of their licensed originals (just like the 'early" EULAs require).

    I wonder if I can have a refund?

    I think MS Bob was really the brains behind the company.....

    "Genuine" my muscular buttocks - I have the original and receipt but I have the unauthorized nagware installed and nagging.

    Bye, Bye Bill & Steve and Redmond. A long, misery-filled run (DOS isn't done till Lotus won't run...) is well past over...

    BSD for me.

  75. Re:No point whining by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    Really?

    Try http://www.windizupdate.com

    Not exactly a competitor, but close.

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  76. Re:No point whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but leave off this BS about the 'real world'. Millions are able to function just fine without Microsoft...

    Grandparent's point: A subset of people require windows.
    Your "response": A subset of people do not require windows.

    So what "BS" are you accusing the GP of, exactly? You said nothing that would contradict the GP, which anyone familar with basic rules of logic can quickly see.

  77. Re:No point whining by hairyfeet · · Score: 1
    Try Xandros.I've been a Windows guy since 95, And until I started school never bothered with Linux. While I tried a bunch of different distros (fedora,DSL,ubuntu,mepis,knoppix,etc) Xandros 4.0 really sold me and finally allowed me to switch most of my work to my now Linux laptop. Crossover has (so far) run everything I've thrown at it., Including VS 2003,VB6,Office 2k,2k3,etc. And it's first run wizard allows you to even have the machine behave like Windows if that's what you're used to(also OSX or KDE,so plenty of choices there).


    Sure,it isn't free like a lot of distros out there,but to have it run everything I need "Out of the box",INCLUDING my wireless card,really sold me.I even tossed my Vista RC1 partition because compared to Xandros it was just too dog slow to be productive.And even having to pay at $79 for the home premium(what I'm running,they have a business edition for $129 with Staroffice and Active Directory support) it's still cheaper than even OEM Windows and not having to worry about Virri,malware,spyware,plus all the zero day exploits really makes it a nice way to work.

    If you're a Windows only shop,try it on a tester box.I think you'll be pleased at how easy it is to set up and run your "Windows only" apps in Linux.Hell,I even have IE 5 on my desktop(installed along with Office 2K) and it runs fine.Probably the only "safe" way you could run IE,LOL! I'll think I'll stick with the Firefox Xandros came with.

    Xandros is truly an easy to use Linux for all us Windows refugees and I hope that they'll do good and maybe get some OEM support in the long run.

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  78. Fish or cut bait by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

    Nobody ever said it'd be easy. But it is not impossible. Trust me. Linux is Turing Complete TM!

    Seriously, though, I'm just as sick of people saying "Oh, it is soooooo hard! I would switch if I could, but it is impossible!" Hard and impossible are not the same thing. If you're sick of windows, then make the effort to switch. If you don't want to make the effort, then quit whining about it. Fish or cut bait. That's what a grown up will do.

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  79. Running Linux or Mac is nothing more than a luxury by falconwolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I disagree that running Linux is a luxury unless you add that running any computer is a luxury. Last week I bought a new pc with linux preinstalled. The lowest priced Windows PC was twice what I paid for mine. And they all had XP installed, because of Activation and WGA I had decided years ago I wouldn't buy another Windows OS unless I absolutely had to or until MS got rid of Activation and WGA. Now I did have to get a card of ram because the pc didn't come with enough and a second harddisk, again for the same reason, but even then I was able to pay less than the cheapest Windows PC.

    I haven't tried Wine so I don't know how well it works. But for those Windows apps I may want to run in Linux, the only one I know right now is XMLSpy, has been tested to run in CodeWeaver's Crossover. I agree with you in that as with any other tool you should use the computer system/OS that works for what it's supposed to do.

  80. Re:No point whining by lcsjk · · Score: 1
    "Come on, get real.. who can't afford to buy windows that needs to be running it?"

    Who needs to be running windows that can't afford something else?

    How do you do italics here?

  81. Autodesk by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Yes, Autodesk does not make software other than for windows, but then again they are not the only game in town. Will others meet your needs? No idea. Im not offering consulting services.

    Autodesk does make software that runs on Mac OSX, maybe not all but Autocad does. Some programs even run in Crossover for either Linux or Macs.

    Falcon
    1. Re:Autodesk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't do a great job of promoting it. Not part of their web pages.

      System Requirements

      System requirements for AutoCAD 2007 for users who are focusing on 2D drawing creation are as follows:

              * Intel® Pentium® IV processor recommended
              * Microsoft® Windows® XP Professional or Home Edition (SP1 or SP2), Windows XP Tablet PC Edition (SP2), or Windows 2000 (SP3 or SP4)
              * 512 MB RAM
              * 750 MB free disk space for installation
              * 1024x768 VGA display with true color
              * Microsoft® Internet Explorer 6.0 (SP1 or higher)

      System requirements for AutoCAD 2007 for users who are taking advantage of the new conceptual design capabilities are as follows:

              * Intel® processor 3.0 GHz or greater
              * Windows XP Professional (SP2)
              * 2 GB RAM or greater
              * 2 GB of disk space available, not including installation
              * 1280x1024 32-bit color video display adapter (true color)
              * 128 MB or greater, OpenGL®-capable workstation class graphics card.

      Or it might be just for the 2007 version

  82. Of course since I switched to Macs by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    For the past few years I've used PC with Windows exclusively. However last week I bought a new desktop, er tower, with Linux preinstalled which was half the price of the cheapest Windows PC I saw. However as I need, well really want as nothing is "needed", a new laptop I plan on getting a MacBook Pro but I'm waiting until Apple releases them with Intel's new Merom or Core 2 Duo.

    Falcon
  83. But they do have a telephone. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    They may have a phone but that's just another expense for paying customers.

    Falcon
  84. Re:No point whining by Technician · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, please just grow up. What competitor? What other OS runs MasterCAM, Autodesk Inventor, JobBOSS, Quickbooks and all the other software companies like ours depend on to keep revenue coming in and the IRS satisfied?

    Great, you gave a valid reason for 10% of the office to run a paticular vendor's OS. How about the rest of the office? It's time to get something that is reliable.

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  85. Nearly flawless? by DeltaQH · · Score: 0

    Therefore a small percentage of people will have problems, even if their Windows copy is legal. A small percentage of people from the total of Windows users only in the US is a lot of people! Let see, I am working with my absolute legal and paid software and the manufacturer one day says "Oh, sorry you can not use your computer, your software is not genuine"

    I see a class action coming....

    Who had this bright idea in MS, I wonder?

  86. My experience with WGA by DeltaQH · · Score: 0

    Working in a big company.
    Our computers have windows installed by IT department.
    Typical project with no time to loose.
    Download commercial software badly needed.
    Oh! You mus download last patches for that and that.
    Go to MS download area.
    One moment, to download this software your computer must be verified.
    Run WGA..
    Bingo! Your Window copy is not genuine!!
    Enough time and nerves lost with stupid thing, forget it!
    Hhhhmmmm.... Where did I leave that LINUX CD.....?

  87. Re:My experience (similar but sligtly different) by what+about · · Score: 1

    Some time ago (something like a year) I did buy three copies of Sygate Personal Firewall, I did install just two at the time since I didn't have the third computer

    A few days ago (we are on sept 2006 now) I did try to install the third copy and I discovered that Symantec bought Sygate and they "merged" Sygate firewall somewhere in their bloatware.

    The end result is that I cannot manage to "activate" my copy of the program and Email to Sygate have no effect

    So, I paid good money and I have a non working program ?

    The whole "activation" process is a screw for the customer, it works now (maybe) but in a whim you have lost your property !

    Let's say you have to reinstall a machine, let's say that ome component does not activate, what happens of all the software you have BOUGHT ?

  88. MS == High street con man by jimmypw · · Score: 1

    I love the way Microsoft use the phrase Genuine Advantage. The last time I was called Genuine, I was in London and I got conned out of £120.

  89. Re:No point whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UGS NX4 and Pro/Engineer are both available for Linux.

  90. I'm not sure this is just a linux problem by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Well, now to be fair, at least my printer works in Windows.

    Thanks to Windows network printing being horrible and HP and Oce not having paticularly good windows drivers for their horribly expensive 42 inch plotters the ones where I am don't. It often takes a few tries just to get the page size right, I'm not sure why it often doesn't believe me the first time. The funny thing is you can actually dump a graphics file in the things by ftp and get better results than printing from MS Windows - it will print it and trim to the right size. Collected with many other things I've come to the conclusion that printer drivers generally suck and you are still better off just getting something that understands postscript inside the actual hardware - then you don't care what operating system is talking to it or if the vendor will bother to make signed Vista drivers for it so you can actually use it if you upgrade.

    As for looking like 1997, yes that's about when Enlightenment was stable and looking almost as good as Vista is supposed to be but with far less overhead than gnome metacity.

  91. Re:No point whining by jlarocco · · Score: 1

    Here's an idea: quit fucking whining on Slashdot, you pussy. If you're sick of Windows, stop using it. It's that fucking simple. If the software you need doesn't run on Linux/OSX/whatever complain to the manufacturer and deal with it. Complain a bunch. Let them know you really need their software on non-Microsoft platforms. Yeah, it'll be a bitch for a while, but it'll pay off in the long run.

    Do you think all the software you need is just going to magically start running on Linux? If everyone uses your logic your situation will never change. You'll be locked into using Windows forever. Stop bitching on Slashdot about how much you hate Microsoft, and start bitching to the people who actually have a hand in creating the software you need. It may not be as fast and effective as you like, but it's much more effective than bitching here, and a hell of a lot less annoying.

    Either way, bite the bullet, deal with it, and leave the whiny sob stories for somebody who might give a fuck. Nobody here cares.

    Oh, and as for the "real world", I work for an incredibly huge company, and they use Linux. A lot. The "real world" is huge, and not all of the companies in it are as idiotic as you make them sound.

  92. Re:No point whining by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    ``I am sick of Windows, but I'm even sicker of the geek who assumes that just because he switched his home computeror even his office serverover to Linux that anybody should be able to ditch Windows whenever they feel like it.''

    Having said that, there are probably a _lot_ of computers that could be switched over, but aren't.

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  93. Just say NO to Microsoft-Word by yotam · · Score: 1
  94. Re:No point whining by ob211 · · Score: 1
    How do you do italics here?
    I think it uses HTML, so you use it like <i>this</i>
  95. Oh, slashdot... by jonasj · · Score: 1

    So how come I am modded +5 Insightful for repeating one line of the parent's post, while he is still at his default score?

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  96. Re:No point whining by dwandy · · Score: 1
    well ... I'll start my repeating my original disclaimer that not every company can switch (profitably - 'cause for enough money *any* company can switch)
    So, I don't know CNC, and maybe your company is going to be the exception that can't switch. That's ok - it's not a perfect world :)

    But on the off-chance that you do find some OSS software (or find yourself working somewhere else some day) I'd just like to clear one MS FUD from your post:

    If we switch to OSS, what guarantee do we have that a critical specialty application won't go unsupported next week?
    Support is something you pay for. And even if you've bought some commercial closed-source software you've no guarantee that they won't close their doors tomorrow, or (what *every* company does: de-support your version, forcing you to either pay for an upgrade, or become de-supported.)
    If anything, the support questions should be pushing you *towards* OSS, not away from it.
    Assuming that the developers decide to quit, with OSS, you can hire anyone to support the application: you have the source code and you can fix the bugs. Pay for it out of what you would have been paying for support.
    With closed-source/proprietary software when the developer folds (or de-supports) you're f*^! because even if you *could* fix the bug yourself you're not allowed to...

    paying for a license != guaranteed support

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  97. Re:No point whining by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    What guarantee do you have that a proprietary application won't go unsupported next week?

    You have no guarantees either way, but at least with opensource you have:
    a: A chance of someone else picking it up if the original authors drop it
    b: If it's really that important to you, and you can afford it, you can pick it up yourself
    c: You can still run the last version you have, and install additional copies on more machines if you need to

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  98. Re:No point whining by Spliffster · · Score: 1

    back in the days when i did construction work (91-97) _all_ professional CAD solutions were sold for some sort of a *nix (we used hp unix, and some sun workstations back then). When the millenium changed, a lot of these programms were also ported to windows. Nowadays, most of them are available on windows, some not anymore for unix.

    CAD workers are tech savy people. Out of all of them i have met which have worked on windows and *nix for doing their construction work, none of them favoured windows. why ? lack of stability and flexibility. The X-Windows system (to start with) gives the admins and the user much more flexibility over their desktop than windows. It gives much more choice about hardware (you are not tied to x86 and derived architectures), etc. Stability; i haven't seen a CAD system which was available on windows and *nix which was running more stable on windows.

    But maybe that was not your point ? Personally i don't think that a professional CAD system, which costs eg. $2000-$10000 on windows, should be automagically available for free on linux just becasue the OS is free. So i'd rather compare apples with apples, go check for professional solutions.

    and btw: how many CAD solutions are listed on windows.com ?

  99. Re:No point whining by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
    I haven't felt the need to run Windows for about three years, but I appreciate that some people have Windows-only applications that are core to their business (I'm a writer, so if it runs Vim I'm happy).

    How much does the average corporation spend on Windows though? I'm going to make up some numbers to illustrate a point:

    Say, each Windows license costs about $100. That works out at $10,000 for a relatively small company that has 100 machines. Now, you could buy a few months of developer time with this. For a larger company, you could easily employ a developer or two full-time (especially if they live somewhere cheap, like India or China) for the price of a year's expenditure on Windows. Now, over five years, how much would you save if you contracted someone to ensure that the business-critical-application X ran under WINE? How many other companies use application X? Would they be willing to foot some of the bill?

    The real problem is that most companies treat Free Software in the same way as they treat off-the-shelf software. Free Software is better thought of as a cheap way of building bespoke software.

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  100. 42%? It is 100% at my company by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We use only HP desktop systems, all of which come preloaded with XP. One day after MS pushed this malware out (and WGA is malware by any definition, so sue me Gates) via a "critical" update that came via automatic update, several of our recently installed HP DC5100 PC's came up with the WGA trojan virus (sue me again Gates) and refused to allow a login. Microsoft told us to call HP who told us to call Microsoft. No remedy was offered.

    So, we wasted two days reloading a bunch of PC's that most definitley had legal software, in two of our divisions.

    The result? Windows Update service is DISABLED on our domains, and I am looking into some sort of update deployment program that will allow me to choose which updates go out to PCs.

    Microsoft, I guess thinks it can operate like the RIAA, assume that their customers are thieves and treat them like criminals.

    I can tell you this much, I don't see myself deploying Vista anywhere until it's absolutely unavoidable.

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  101. specious reasoning .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "I've never had a case of a WGA false positive, and I've only heard of one through the grapevine"

    I bet you've never got a virus either.

    "it's not 42% of PC's being dubbed non-genuine, it's 42% of all PCs that WGA thinks aren't genuine"

    Since people who don't perform updates don't get false positives your point is totally specious. Most people don't get falsely diagnosed with cancer since most people don't get tested.

    The real issue is that out of a sample of reported problems WGA wrongly reported 42% as running pirated software. The point is the WGA is faulty.

    specious reasoning ; "the spurious inferences from obsolescent notions of causality"

    was Re:That's 42% of a small selection

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  102. Hey, look, a bad statistical argument! by raehl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Did you know that 99.9% of people being treated for cancer have cancer?

    42% is surprising - but it's not surprising because it's high, it's surprising because it's low. Wouldn't you expect that 100% of the people complaining about problem with WGA would have genuine software?

    1. Re:Hey, look, a bad statistical argument! by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Not really, considering how many people have parents that have junior install Windows XP over ME so they can actually use the computer, only junior uses a hacked copy of XP with a keygen. It's alot more common than you think.

    2. Re:Hey, look, a bad statistical argument! by tshak · · Score: 1

      No, it's not a bad statistical argument if you understand the point I was making. The point is that 42% of WGA isn't failing, so it's not this huge widespread problem as people make it out to be. Why the statistic is even reported is beyond me (probably to incide "OMG 42% of WGA is failing" lemming posts), and why it's not near 100% is irrelevant.

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  103. What about me?? by colin8651 · · Score: 0

    I am not saying this is a good reason the hate WGA (I get tagged for a reason and I ) and maybe I don't really know how to use Symantec Ghost. I started at a Private school a few years ago and when I arrived the school just purchased all new 200 IBM computers with an individual copy of XP Pro for each machine with the CD Key sticker on the side. In order make a master image I had to use one of the keys for the master install and now a year later I get a WGA notification every once in a while. My work around is to turn off Windows Update and use GFI LAN Guard to roll out all updates and that seems to work fine. I don't think MS has a solution for me and forces me to work around their software. PS, Does anyone have a simple solution for me without buying a site license?

  104. It is an old lesson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've seen it proven over and over again since the old CP/M days:

    There is no copy protection system that saves as much by preventing piracy as it costs in terms of legitimate customer dissatisfaction.

    Thank you for proving this once more, Microsoft!

  105. Re:No point whining by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

    As if the average office manager in a small business even has a clue what Wine is, aside from something he drinks. I'll admit that I haven't really used Linux in a while, but is Wine even anywhere near as compatible as it needs to be in order to be able to replace Windows? The last time I played around with Wine was in 2001, and I seem to remember it being quite a pain to get software to effectively run under it.

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  106. Re:No point whining by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

    How about Exchange and Outlook? I can tell you right now that the execs I work with would throw all kinds of fits if they couldn't access their old PST files. Last time I checked, there wasn't a FOSS email reader that could do this.

    The other factor is the human factor. I'll swap somebody out to a newer computer and then have to spend two days listening to them bitch about their icons "moving" on their desktop between computers and how their address history isn't there anymore and how their home directory looks "different" and "did you delete this file becuase I had it 6 months ago, but now it's gone?". I for one would seriously not want to perform desktop support in an environment that has just switched from Windows to Linux. A large portion of these users have a hard enough time adjusting to Windows. You through them a curve ball like Linux and suddenly the whole office goes to shit as nobody can find the start button anymore, their "Word" and "Excel" documents don't "look the same" and various other nitpicky comments. The productivity in the office goes to shit, and the IT manager is left to answer for why revenue decreased by 5% last month becuse nobody could use their computers. IT manager gets sacked and company brings in a consultant to switch them back to Windows.

    I'm not saying that it's impossible -- just that most companies are so vested in Windows and 95% of users are so computer illiterate that a switch to any other type of IT infrastructure would likely have a very noticable impact on productivity and an immediate negative impact on the company's bottom line. Sure, they would probably save money over time on Windows license fees, but this is modern corporate America where nobody looks to the future and management is only concerned about the bottom line right this very instant.

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  107. Re:Running Linux or Mac is nothing more than a lux by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

    You say that your Linux PC cost less than half of a comparable Windows PC. This intrigues me. How much and where did you get it? I'm looking for a good cheap hardware solution to a current problem I'm working on.

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  108. Neither are good by phorm · · Score: 1

    a false positive indicates a healthy person is sick. A false negative indicates a sick person is healthy. Obviously the former scenario is a lot more preferable

    Rather OT, but sometimes being diagnosed as sick with X-condition, then being treated, is just as bad as being diagnosed healthy-when-sick. There are quite a few cases where misdiagnoses has had a person taking expensive and sometimes potentially damaging (if you don't have the condition in question) medication, operations, or more. Pills and medications aren't a magic bullet, and sometimes in a healthy person they'll cause serious harm. There are also plenty of cases where the situation is like the opposite of a , the supposedly "sick" person will develop actual symptoms, either from improper medication or the psychological aspects thereof.

    But to topic, WGA causes harm to legitimate users. It diagnoses them as "sick" when they are not. This can cause the user to blame their PC supplier (who did in-fact supply a legit copy), or call their technician (in my case, I've had to spend time, at my hourly rate, to *fix* systems where WGA failed). In the end, if costs the supplier reputation, the customer time, and the customer/company money.

    Did you know that WGA will fail if the date setting is wrong? WTF! There is nothing illegitimate about having a bad clock setting. Sure, it's incorrect, but sometimes there are reasons for that (testing apps for date-errors, etc), and it's just plain wrong to declare an entire machine as invalid due to an incorrect clock. Last time I dealt with this it required several reboots and continuous runnin of the WGA check after the clock was fixed before it finally realized the "problem" was fixed. Does that sound reasonable to you?

    1. Re:Neither are good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Rather OT, but sometimes being diagnosed as sick with X-condition, then being treated, is just as bad as being diagnosed healthy-when-sick. There are quite a few cases where misdiagnoses has had a person taking expensive and sometimes potentially damaging (if you don't have the condition in question) medication, operations, or more.


      Quite OT, since that has nothing at all to do with the test, and everything to do with malpractice. A doctor who prescribes medicines with heavy side-effects, or performs surgery is simply not doing their job. End of discussion.

      And it's not just as bad as a sick person being diagnosed healthy: Hello? Infectious diseases? Something on the order of 10 million units of blood are donated just in the USA every year. If just one of them gives a false negative on the HIV screening - somebody just got killed.

      Nobody said "one is good, the other is bad". Of course neither is good. Duuuh. The GP was saying one is bad, the other is worse.

      But it seems you have a problem with the whole "risk = probability x consequence" equation, given how you reason that some people might get a false positive, and some of those might have been diagnosed for a disease with a treatment with heavy side-effects, and some of those might have incompetent doctors, and then draw the conclusion that the false-positives are just as bad as false-negatives.

  109. Re:No point whining by Technician · · Score: 1

    I for one would seriously not want to perform desktop support in an environment that has just switched from Windows to Linux. A large portion of these users have a hard enough time adjusting to Windows. You through them a curve ball like Linux and suddenly the whole office goes to shit as nobody can find the start button anymore, their "Word" and "Excel" documents don't "look the same" and various other nitpicky comments. The productivity in the office goes to shit, and the IT manager is left to answer for why revenue decreased by 5% last month becuse nobody could use their computers. IT manager gets sacked and company brings in a consultant to switch them back to Windows.

    Same excuise I hear for not wanting MAC's, until a few workers get them in an office, then everyone wants one.

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  110. Re:No point whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you checked out www.winehq.com ? they give the latest information on the wine technology - NOT Cedega's version but the original. Part of that website is appDB - a categorized listing of all windows applications that have semi-decent functionality under Wine - the amount of function is listed for each application.

  111. Re:No point whining by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

    One thing: Mac's have the advantage of having MS Office support. I'm not sure, but I would think that would go a long way towards making macs a little easier to accept in the workplace.

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  112. Re:Running Linux or Mac is nothing more than a lux by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    You say that your Linux PC cost less than half of a comparable Windows PC. This intrigues me. How much and where did you get it? I'm looking for a good cheap hardware solution to a current problem I'm working on.

    The computer I got was a Powerspec 1406 from Microcenter. As it says here, I paid $250 for it but there's also a $50 mail in rebate, I haven't mailed in mine yet. Now when I can I want to get a firewire 400/800 card to install. From what I learned the company that builds them is owned by the same company that owns Microcenter.

    Falcon
  113. Re:No point whining by basneder · · Score: 0

    True, i blame the chicken and the egg :P
    One of them has caused the problem i bet!

    I am sick of Windows, but I'm even sicker of the geek who assumes that just because he switched his home computer--or even his office server--over to Linux that anybody should be able to ditch Windows whenever they feel like it.

    But let's agree that anybody should be able to switch/ditch.

  114. Re:No point whining by Technician · · Score: 1

    One thing: Mac's have the advantage of having MS Office support.

    Ever heard of WINE?

    http://www.winehq.com/

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  115. I don't normally do this but.. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

    This is slashdot. Why on earth does it matter that i dont proofread?

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  116. Re:No point whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about informing yourself about the law of your country? You're not required to pay the IRS. While you're at it, you can stop acquiring licenses for that software you mentioned needed to pay the IRS as well. Meanwhile, shove the money you're saving in a savings account meant for legal expenses should the IRS decide to come -without legal merrit- after you.