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  1. Re:MacBook on Large Sheets of Carbon Nanotubes Produced · · Score: 1

    How about a flying car, with an embedded macbook all made of this stuff?

    bah where's my orbital elevator damnit!

  2. Neuroprosthetics, bionic man control? on OCZ Prepares Neural Impulse Actuator for Shipping · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not disabled myself
    but the first thing that comes to mind with one of these things
    is if it could be used to control motorized missing limbs?
    wikipedia mentions neural interfaces that connect directly to the brain http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuroprosthetics

    if you could carry a laptop around with one of these little boxes
    it might be a bit more convenient (and perhaps safer) that having direct brain implants
    with enough time and miniaturization you might even be able to get feedback
    not to mention the 6 million dollar coolness factor (plus tax)

  3. Re:A CLI ! But, Bill no-likey keyboards. on Sneak Peek at Windows Server 2008 · · Score: 1

    Chairman Bill Gates predicted computer users will increasing use voice-recognition technology and touch screens rather than keyboards. The software maker is betting big on that trend, Gates told a crowd at Carnegie Mellon Univ. In 5 years, he predicted, more Internet searches will be done through speech than through typing on a keyboard. Clippy says Command not recognized
    "RM dash rf root start execute no shit stop you piece of crap" is not a valid command
    please speak more clearly into your windows server certified microphone
  4. another ghost in the shell reference on Hearing Voices? Could Be the Lasers · · Score: 1

    It's kind of funny, but the first thing I thought of when seeing this
    was the "brain phone" in ghost in the shell, whereby the persons voice can be heard inside the head
    (now if we could just get it to be 2 way)

    still, there's no telling what long term exposure would do
    microwaved brain anyone?

  5. Re:Better luck next time on Toshiba To Halt HD-DVD Production · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've heard they're going to phase it in
    Heavy Goods Vehicles / Trucks for the first month on the right side
    then cars / bikes later on

  6. anonymous terrorist on "Anonymous" Takes Scientology Protest to the Streets · · Score: 1

    cyber-terrorism, because just being a plain old ordinary terrorist is just so boring these days

  7. Re:well... on Dutch Unveil Robot Gas Station Attendant · · Score: 5, Funny

    considering it costs $110,000, and if the gas station is fully automated will it be able to beat the crap out of someone who refuses to pay?
    (think Johny Cab / Total Recall)

    "warning insufficient funds
    engage orifice insertion override"

  8. Re:Just wondering on Microsoft Launches IT Superhero Comic · · Score: 5, Funny

    No Mr Stallman I expect you to Die

  9. Re:Obligatory on Examining the Ethical Implications of Robots in War · · Score: 1

    ethics schmethics
    all you really need is a bunch of Koreans, and a starcraft interface

  10. Cyberwarfare is against Cyberlaw on Cyberwarfare in International Law · · Score: 1

    you shouldn't be using the term "Cyberwarfare" I've just trademarked it
    now your breaking my CyberLaw ... oh wait

  11. time for lube? on $500,000 Prize for Faster Airport Security Checks · · Score: 1

    How about a new form of lubricant?
    combined with someone who has small hands, it's a sure fire winner

    all I need now is a patent

  12. SkyTag on Anti-Missile Technology To Be Tested on Commercial Jets · · Score: 1

    they don't need to use real SAM's just one of these
    SkyTag
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tracker.shtml

  13. uncle SAM on Anti-Missile Technology To Be Tested on Commercial Jets · · Score: 3, Funny

    when someone leans across and says
    what's that noise?
    just say don't worry it's just uncle SAM

    a cheaper way might be to paint clouds on the side of the aircraft for camouflage
    or if it's a green laser they're using how about some luminous green paint
    to be honest I'd think it would be slightly cheaper to try and avoid a situation where someone wants to fire missiles at you in the first place (usually it's a good idea)

  14. nibbles! on 27 Billion Gigabytes to be Archived by 2010 · · Score: 1

    personally I prefer nibbles (4bits each or 1/2 a byte used with old parallel ports)
    to make the numbers look bigger
    working under the assumption of 1024 to the power of 6

    2,305,843,009,213,693,952 nibbles of information
    now that's a lot a chewin

  15. Re:Waiting For Dual on Most Consumers Sitting Out The High-Def War · · Score: 1

    From what I've seen so far the only parts that actually look better on a movie at the moment
    appear to be the CGI, or shots at a distance
    everything else in terms of actors grass / backgrounds / closeups etc doesn't look all that different

    there are a couple of exceptions to this
    for real HD movies that make you go oooo, take a look at the box set "Planet Earth" made by the BBC
    not as exciting as spiderman 3 (wildlife documentary), but it's about the best example of HD content I've seen so far, where you can really notice the difference
    other than that, the bit at the beginning of hitch hikers guide is quite nice (the bit with the dolphins)

    it kind of makes me wonder if some of these films are losing the "HD feel" because of post production somewhere (to get rid of all those spots and blemishes) on the film closeups

  16. The future is Blu on Most Consumers Sitting Out The High-Def War · · Score: 1

    did anyone else think it ironic that while your reading the above
    "The future is Blu" flash advertisement pops up just beneath

    I think the "Blu" way is definitely dominating over here in the UK
    one look in hmv or the virgin stores in Manchester and there are more blu than brown cases on the shelves by a long way (over here some HD DVD cases appear to be brown instead of red for some reason)
    not to mention the can of worms they opened up with Transformers

    Looking at some current PC internal drives at the moment quite a lot appear to be dual format for reading
    but most are writable only for BD

    http://www.microdirect.co.uk/productlister.aspx?n=2,11,78
    http://www.aria.co.uk/Products/Components/CD%2FDVD+Drives/HD%2FDVD+BluRay/?p=cF9zdHlsZT1saXN0JnBfcHJvZHVjdHNQZXJQYWdlPSY=
    http://www.overclockers.co.uk/productlist.php?groupid=701&catid=10&subid=314 - BDR drives
    http://www.overclockers.co.uk/productlist.php?groupid=701&catid=558&subid=1022 - HD DVD media still in stock
    http://www.overclockers.co.uk/productlist.php?groupid=701&catid=558&subid=1023 - BDR media sold out

    I've yet to see a HD DVD writer (reader yes, writer no)

    in short it's pretty much a no brainer at the moment
    personally I'm waiting for the drives to mature a bit more first before getting one
    I remember going through the whole "dual layer" writing thing with DVD's in just the same way
    (Pioneer will probably have it all sorted sometime around April I'd guess)

  17. Commodore 128D on Commodore 64 Still Beloved After All These Years · · Score: 1

    I was always more of a ZX Spectrum geek than a Commodore geek
    but the sound was definitely awesome, even now

    but I did manage to pickup an old Commodore 128D from a friend of mine in college for a fiver
    I'm not sure but I think this model might have been quite expensive originally (metal box version I think $500)
    inbuilt 5 1/4 disk drive, originally used on an oil rig (large square cream box)
    the keyboard is separate from the main unit (connected with a short but hefty 30core or something wire)
    state of the art IEEE1384 interface (whatever the hell that is)
    there was also a separate double disk unit which connected to the interface which had 2 x 5 1/4 drives in
    and weighed an absolute frickin ton
    (non of your fancy pants blu-ray here me-lado)

    I remember a relation of mine managed to code a game for it, back in the day, which somehow managed to get around the colour limitation within sprites on the graphics chip, by using a strange quirk in the chip he'd discovered
    unfortunately it never got to market before the next generation of devices came along

  18. Re:As a none resident of the USA on Congress Creates Copyright Cops · · Score: 1

    Just remember when visiting the US
    not to whistle or humm any tunes
    otherwise they'll rip out your vocal cords, and you'll have to speak with the aid of an electric razor

    remember kids copyright infringement equals terrorisms
    be safe be silent
    (I wonder who holds the copyright on the Star-Spangled Banner)

  19. tattoo virus anyone? on QR Codes - Internet to Cell Phone via Camera · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This reminds me of some of the logos I saw in the "ghost in the shell" series
    (hmmm I wonder if they actually are QR codes)

    would it be possible to get a working tattoo of one of these?
    a fun way to stop anyone taking your picture, a tattoo virus on your forehead that places an image where your face would be :)

  20. Re:secondlife? on Wearable Motion Capture · · Score: 1

    I think the main problem is scale
    given the number of houses / users / locations / scripts constantly interacting
    one small change can bring the whole system to it's knee's

    although I must admit it does need a complete overhaul

  21. secondlife? on Wearable Motion Capture · · Score: 1

    how long before we can get this thing hooked up to secondlife?
    all we need now is some form of feedback and we're all set
    all in the interests of science of course
    mmmmm science

  22. Re:SkyTag on Houston Police Test Unmanned Surveillance Aircraft · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of getting one of these sky tag's as a pointable laser source then I realized it was just an April fool on the site :(

  23. SkyTag on Houston Police Test Unmanned Surveillance Aircraft · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cool finaly a chance to try out my skytag
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tracker.shtml

  24. Re:Not to mention... on 10 Great Snake-Oil Gadgets · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The link reminds me of an article I saw recently in the Fortean Times
    (couldn't find a link sorry)
    during the early days of X-Ray's they were often used as a method for hair removal
    (you'd place an exposed body part in front of a wooden box / machine and the hiar would drop out)

    it was only later on that they discovered the slight problem with cancer

  25. the open source version on Backing Up Your Brain · · Score: 1

    will the open source version involve a spoon and a soldering iron?
    if so, sign me up for beta testing!

    must think in Russian
    must think in Russian
    ether that or XML/ODF to stop MS reading your brain