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  1. Re:PHP is great stuff on PHP Succeeding Where Java Has Failed · · Score: 1

    Easy to use, hard to maintain, hard to scale. It doesn't have to be that way, but it's easier (on the face of it) to just throw some code together and have an application up. It's harder to do the up-front work that makes a quality product, and PHP's target audience, new coders, won't generally do that worl or even know to do that work.

  2. Re:This was never really in doubt... on Cannabinoids Induce Brain Cell Growth? · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're not getting enough cannabinoids.

  3. Re:What I would do... on Capitalizing on Melting Polar Ice · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Apparently 'Editor' is largely an honorary title around here.

  4. Coming soon... on Drug Reverses Effects of Sleep Deprivation · · Score: 5, Funny

    The 167 hour work week!

  5. Re:This is the next step on Japan Plans Test of 'New Concorde' · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I need a jet turbine powered motorcycle!

    ...and a pony!

  6. Re:changing shape on New Digital Camera Lens Made of Liquid · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have to make that "dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit" noise for it to work.

  7. Just like cell phones on FCC Wants to Track Wireless · · Score: 1

    The purpose, ostensibly, is to be able to direct 911 calls.

    It's the classic trade-off: Safety, or Freedom?

  8. It's 'Boy Named Sue' on Librarian Suspended over Patrons' Web Access · · Score: 1

    - by Johnny Cash:

    My daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me ``Sue."

    Well, he must o' thought that is was quite a joke And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk, It seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some gal would giggle and I'd get red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head, I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named ``Sue.''

    Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean, My fist got hard and my wits got keen, I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame. But I made me a vow to the moon and stars That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars And kill that man that give me that awful name.

    Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July And I just hit town and my throat was dry, I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew. At an old saloon on a street of mud, There at a table, dealing stud, Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me ``Sue.''

    Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad from a worn-out picture that my mother'd had, And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye. He was big and bent and gray and old, And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said: ``My name is `Sue!' How do you do! Now you gonna die!!''

    Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down but, to my surprise, He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear. But I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the wall and into the street Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

    I tell ya, I've fought tougher men But I really can't remember when, He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile. I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss, He went for his gun and I pulled mine first, He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

    And he said: ``Son, this world is rough And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along. So I give ya that name and I said goodbye I knew you'd have to get tough or die And it's that name that helped to make you strong.''

    He said: ``Now you just fought one hell of a fight And I know you hate me, and you got the right To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do. But ya ought to thank me, before I die, For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you `Sue.'''

    I got all choked up and I threw down my gun And I called him my pa, and he called me his son, And I come away with a different point of view. And I think about him, now and then, Every time I try and every time I win, And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

  9. Re:Congrats on More Mac OS X on Plain Old x86 Boxes · · Score: 1

    I should add, I use XP and the last time it BSOD'd was about a year ago. iTunes, of all things, was the culprit. The Apple engineers did get me a fix fairly quickly, however.

  10. Re:Congrats on More Mac OS X on Plain Old x86 Boxes · · Score: 1

    So, you aren't applying patches/hotfixes/service packs?

  11. Re:"nebulous" doesn't mean what you think it does on Terrorists Move to Cyberspace · · Score: 1

    But it ws shrtr, nd u got th msg.

  12. Re:So the phishers have refined their tactics on IBM Reports On Spear Phishers · · Score: 1

    It was a honeypot.

  13. Board makeup on NRLB Redefines 'Your Own Time' · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Interesting that the dissenting board member was the one appointed by Clinton. The others were appointed by the current president.

  14. No tactile feedback? on Apple Releases Multi-Button "Mighty Mouse" · · Score: 1

    I have a big problem with the lack of real buttons - I much prefer having the feedback of an actual switch to depress. Touch sensitive devices rarely are the right sensitivity (to me, at least) to reject false 'clicks'.

    Hopefully, they've managed to get it right, but I'm doubtful. For a company whose products depend so strongly on the mouse, Apple does seem to have a hard time getting that component right.

  15. Re:Sterile thoughts on Hackers Forced Announcement of 10th Planet Find · · Score: 1

    Freud would love you.

  16. Re:numerous patches?? on Review: Battlefield 2 · · Score: 1

    Read the blog of 'ea_spouse' to see what life is like for many game developers.

  17. Re:Really... on Women Control the DVR · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's interesting is that the according to TFA, the study surveyed equal numbers of both men and women, but there is no sign of what the men thought about any question.

    Lies, damned lies and statistics after all...

  18. Re:FTA? on Home Power Monitoring Hack · · Score: 1

    From the article. But your version is more amusing.

  19. Re:even too geeky for /. on Dungeon Master's Guide II · · Score: 5, Funny

    dork = pointing out minute distinctions between 'geek' and 'nerd'

  20. Only one catch... on Tron Lightcycles, in Real Life · · Score: 0

    You don't derez, you spend two weeks in the hospital!

  21. Re:107 cameras? on 107 Cameras to Scan Discovery for Damage · · Score: 2

    But this is /., so it would actually be:
    "-0: Business as Usual"

  22. Re:viola on Build Your Own Solar Powered Hotspot · · Score: 2

    While a musical interlude is always appreciated, I believe the word you are looking for is: voilà

  23. Re:NO , its NOT funny , Asshole on Six Bomb Blasts Around Central London · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

    - Mel Brooks

  24. Re:Vocab Lesson, Eh? on Royal Society Finds Lost Newton Papers · · Score: 1

    I thought it was transmogrify!

  25. Re:The Force is *retarded* with this one... on Britain's First Jedi Member of Parliament · · Score: 1

    Well, it DOES bind the galaxy together...