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  1. I gotta say it. on Integrated Circuit Inventor Jack Kilby Dead at 81 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So long and thanks for all the chips.

  2. Well you know... on Amazon's Special Thank-You · · Score: 1

    They don't have to do anything, even if it is some sham they say is "for the customers," they don't have to do shit to show they appreciate the business and people will still buy from them.

  3. move zig on All Your Base Are Turned Five · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somebody set up us the cake.

  4. And what did the UPS guy say? on 3.9 Million Citigroup Customers' Data Lost · · Score: 5, Funny

    "oops"

  5. big surprise? on Laptops Outsell Desktops · · Score: 1

    This was bound to happen, people are given technology, the technology becomes mobile and more people want to take it with them. Look at the cell phone.

  6. a subject would look good here on Ancient Cave Bear DNA Extracted and Decoded · · Score: 1

    I'd like to have the sequence for that "rip peoples face off with massive claws" personality trait.

  7. I got it. on Batteries Becoming Limiting Step For Portable Toys · · Score: 1

    Cold fusion batteries are the way of the future.

  8. I get it... on School-Lunch Monitoring System for Parents · · Score: 0

    Now the untrusting catholics can monitor their children's meals to see if they're participating in lint.

  9. Yeah... on Home Made Star Wars Movie Injury · · Score: 5, Funny

    The force was strong with that petrol.

  10. Conspiracy? on Sober.P Worm Accounts for 5% of all Email Traffic · · Score: 1

    Microsoft wouldn't make a write a worm to force people to patch right? They're a good, caring company, just yesterday I saw Bill Gates eating a--er kissing a baby.

  11. history.. on Morse Code Faster Than SMS · · Score: 2, Funny

    At his success, Gordon started dancing around and waving the apparatus screaming, "This is what god hath wrought, bitch." he then proceeded to throw the telegraph at the insolent child but was taken down by spectators.

  12. Re:The movie on Douglas Adams Remembered By Those Who Knew Him · · Score: 1

    I work at a movie theatre in my town and we previewed it last night. It was actually better than I thought it would be. Though I may not be the Hitchhiker's guru I am a fan of the series and I greatly enjoyed the movie. Look for the original Marvin (from the TV series) in the office scene on Vogsphere.

  13. Re:or.. on Software V-Chip for PC Games? · · Score: 1

    I didn't mean they just had to buy it, sure kids can get games in lots of different ways but the parents just need to find out what their kids are doing. If parents get involved and stop asking the machines to do their job I think the kids will get the messages.

  14. or.. on Software V-Chip for PC Games? · · Score: 1

    You could just not buy the game! But hey that's too simple, you don't have to supervise what your children are doing because SOFTWARE does it for you. Right?

  15. What it forgets to mention... on Nintendo DS Wireless in Freefall · · Score: 1

    "The crew was so caught up in their activity and forgot to pull their ripcords, their wives will be suing Nintendo for not posting a 'warning do not get caught up playing DS whilst plummeting to the earth' sticker on the side of the module"

  16. Gotta do a Quantum Leap joke.. on The Space Shuttle Returns · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Al, why haven't I leaped yet?"
    "Ziggy says you can't leap until the site gets one million visitors"

  17. ah.. on Email Worse Than Marijuana For Intelligence? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "pass the pop3...dude.." "Police arrested a local ISP for running an SMTP" "That's one less scum off the face of this earth, we can't have these kids propigating this brain-numbing garbage," says Officer Joe Johnson, "Not in my town"

  18. yeah.. on Scientists Solve Riddle of Unpopped Popcorn · · Score: 1

    That's research money well spent. Woo, now we know.

  19. Yeah.. on NASA Builds Worlds Largest Paper Airplane · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "The terrorist has matches, oh god!"

  20. Positive proof of water on mars.. on Positive Proof of Water on Mars · · Score: 1

    Negative proof of cogent articles on Slashdot.

  21. yes! on Steve Jobs to Become Ikea CEO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Great, now he can make furniture no one buys! *dodges random bottles*

  22. Yes.. on U.N. Decides to Shut Down Internet Permanently · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can see it now.. "Hello, tech support? My internet is down"

  23. chair.. on Auto Code Commenting Software, Free Chairs · · Score: 3, Funny

    That chair is not big enough for some men's asses.

  24. Keep the praise, I want out. on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Being a senior in high school and developing the title "Computer boy" or something to that effect has opened me up to the myriad of retarded questions. Some people call me over to show them how to use google. The position doesn't get any respect just more questions like "How did you learn all of this?" It's obligatory praise. It also burns me because I can do a lot more than make a printer work or find someone's files on the server. There are people who actually do stuff worth praise with computers and I get extolled for knowing how to properly navigate through windows. Arg.

  25. That's weak. on The 83-Year-Old Dead File Swapper · · Score: 1

    Only 700? Old lady's a novice! A dead novice!