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Software V-Chip for PC Games?

63N1U5 writes "CBS news is reporting that SMARTGUARD software is releasing a new application that will allow parents to control their children's PC gaming, a-la the V-Chip for television. The new software, called WallFly, uses the ESRB ratings database to determine if a game can be launched by the current PC user, based on the parents' preferences. Parents can also use this software to set limits on when and for how long their children can play PC games."

435 comments

  1. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as the porn sites are still easy to access, its all good.

    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yep: "Damn, there goes the game...time to download some porn."

    2. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      And not just any porn, hardcore midget fisting orangutans covered in porridge and cucumber chunks!

    3. Re:Well by mrsev · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Does anyone think that the kids will not be able to get round this! I mean you tell a kid there is someting they should not do and they will find a way to do it.

      On a side note maybe the parents should regulate what game the kid get in the forst place no?

      F*ck them it wont work and will just scam some cash out of the parents. My bet is that most kids will get full access privs in matter of hours and then the kids will sbe able to lock the parents out.

      Several ways round this spring to mind such as Knoppix, Dual boot, Safemode etc.....

    4. Re:Well by yesteraeon · · Score: 0
      You're exactly right. Parents are either geeks or not. If not, they will NOT know how to prevent (or at least make it damn hard) for their kids to get around this. They also probably won't know how easy it would be to circumvent (no doubt exactly what the company is counting on). And if they do how to do that, they could lock down their computers more effectively for free. This is just silly.

      Not to mention the fact that they could actually keep an eye on what their kids are doing....grumble...

    5. Re:Well by compm375 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yep, as long as there is physical access to the computer, which there has to be for gaming, the kid can always run Linux, at least on a Live CD. Linux + Wine (Cedega) = Gaming!

    6. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I don't know what you consider physical access, but if the case has a lock you can most certainly disallow booting from a CD and setting a BIOS password. Now if the case doesn't have a lock I suppose the kid could reset the password, but that would be one desperate kid.

    7. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is the cucumber peeled or not? Because unpeeled cucumber would be gross, and dare I say inappropriate.

    8. Re:Well by compm375 · · Score: 1

      I should have said to the physical access to the inside of the computer.

    9. Re:Well by flosofl · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm reminded of Wally's comment about Dilbert trying to create an anti-porn filter for the Internet...

      "So, you're pitting your programming skill against the determination of a horde of teenagers?" (or something like that)

      --
      "This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence" - Vyvyan "The Young Ones"
    10. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, he owns a sad? I've always wanted one of those.

    11. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are sad.

      Kids that are RAISED by real parents wont have to worry about it.

    12. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whaahaa!
      you can't spell yore !

    13. Re:Well by Lotana · · Score: 1

      That depends...

      Does that "woman" you speak of runs Linux?

    14. Re:Well by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

      So, do you think this is really about preventing the child from having any form of contact with the game under any circumstances?

      No, it's about putting reasonable bounds in place, like locking away liquor. If the child still gains access to it while they know it's out-of-bounds, then there are concequences.

      ~D

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      This sig has been enciphered with a one-time pad. It could say almost anything.
    15. Re:Well by chromaphobic · · Score: 1

      On a side note maybe the parents should regulate what game the kid get in the forst place no?

      What about cases where the parent is a gamer themselves, and want to play games that might not be appropriate for their kids?

      I've known several people in this situation. Some simply chose to make a personal sacrifice and NOT buy and play any games (GTA, Painkiller, etc) they wouldn't want their children playing. Others would buy the games and hide the CD's so the kids couldn't play them (as well as deleting any desktop or start menu shortcuts to keep them from even knowing the game is there.)

      I'm not saying this chip is the solution, my opinion leans towards the opposite in fact. But there are certainly situations where there could be games around the house that kids shouldn't be playing, just as there could be movies, music, etc. around that's not age appropriate.

    16. Re:Well by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      XP Pro/Win 2000...separate user accounts...put the shortcuts and program groups into the Current User space. To prevent direct access to the directories in which the games are installed, set access rights on the files. Real simple and very effective. In my house, everyone has their own logon accounts and user profiles.

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      Ryosen
      One man's "Troll, +1" is another man's "Insightful, +1".
  2. Yeah but... by merpal · · Score: 0, Troll

    Does it run on Linux?

    1. Re:Yeah but... by CSMastermind · · Score: 1

      With WINE it will

  3. Yea right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average kid will be around this "soft wall" in a matter of a few google searches.

    1. Re:Yea right by CSMastermind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey same with porn filters...so screw it forget filters all together. It's possible to write software that would be realivitly hard for kids to bypass. The point that worries me most about this is not the fact that kids might get around it...but that parents need it. Where exactly will kids get games that their parents don't want them to play? Even if they get them, shouldn' the parents have taught them better than to play games they disapprove of?

    2. Re:Yea right by PKPerson · · Score: 1

      I play games my parents dont approve of, but after I got Doom 3 from a friend they just stopped caring.

    3. Re:Yea right by LordZardoz · · Score: 1

      I have a co-worker who has young (approx 4 and 5 years old) children, and he also owns Doom 3 and Leisure suit Larry. Odds are that he would not want his childrent playing those games.

      Then again, I dont think my co-worker would let his kids near his machine in any event, so the point is moot.

      END COMMUNICATION

    4. Re:Yea right by lee1026 · · Score: 1

      I doubt it is even possible to prevent me from stuffing a linux boot disk into the computer and then use wine to run the game. I think the only real way to stop me or any other smart teenager is to lock the computer - literally with a metal cage. I like the idea of not having filters at all - it's not like they actually do anything (except locking parents out of the computer by accident)

    5. Re:Yea right by Bullfish · · Score: 3, Informative

      Frankly, as others said, parenting is a lot of hard work. And you must be consistent. As for them doing things other than what they were taught, get real, all kids do things that would curl their parent's hair. The best thing I've done is told the kids that if they abused their net priviledges, I would lock them out of the machine via the bios. And I've done it. I also pointed out that if the case was opened and the password cleared via jumper that the next time they went to used the computer it would have a keylock on it and the next time they used a computer in the house AMD would be marketing 512 bit CPU's

      They know I mean it, because I've followed through on everything else I've said. That's the key, them knowing you will follow through, first time, every time. And that's regardless of how much they whine

    6. Re:Yea right by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I played LSL1 and LSL5 when I was a kid. I completed LSL5...somehow.

      It's like a pixar movie -- a kid doesn't know what's going on, since he's a kid!

      Besides, LSL1 gave me valuable life lessons later on when I had some clue about what was going on:

      "FUCK HER"
      ">SLAPSLAP SLAP"

      Rest assured, my kids'll play all 4 of the classic (pre-windows)larrys. And they'll have to figure out who Ronald Regan and Richard Nixon are, 'cause I won't let them play LSL1 until they can make it through the intro.

      --
      It's been a long time.
    7. Re:Yea right by Jas0nC · · Score: 1

      Wow. Your a god damn asshole. Let your poor kids use the computer that they want to use it. I am 13 myself. I play a load of "Mature" games and you don't see me blowing the brains out of kids. I get straight A's (and maybe a B here and there). All I have to say to assholes like you is FUCK OFF THOSE POOR KIDS.

    8. Re:Yea right by Deltaspectre · · Score: 0

      I never got introduced to 'Mature' games until I was 17... and it's not that they promote violence. It's really that they teach kids to swear like sailors that makes me glad I only got T rated games when I was 13..

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      My UID is prime... is yours?
    9. Re:Yea right by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      They do get to use it. It's a priviledge, not a right. All I can say is that if you are an A student then it just goes to show that everyone who says american public schools provide a McEducation are right. No wonder damn near every country in the world shows higher test scores than the US. Kids like you are the No. 1 argument in favour of abortion. If you were my kid I hold your head under the bath water until your feet stopped kicking.

    10. Re:Yea right by EvanED · · Score: 1

      BIOS -> hard drive boot first, lock the case.

      If you can pick locks you'll be able to go reset the BIOS through the jumper, but that's quite a bit of work. (Assuming the lock isn't like the kind of Kryptonite locks that can be broken with a Bic, which they very well may be.)

    11. Re:Yea right by EvanED · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the other hand, you're sitting here saying "god damn", "asshole", and "fuck" casually.

      Not saying that it's from the games specifically, but you're not exactly one I would hold up as a good example of what behavior you want to encourage.

    12. Re:Yea right by EvanED · · Score: 1

      But then of course your parents will at least be able to tell that you messed with it, because you won't be able to reset the BIOS password.

    13. Re:Yea right by jonwil · · Score: 1

      I dont know if it is the same as it was back in the day but I still remember using a software program to crack the BIOS password on a machine once (it was a 486 IIRC)

    14. Re:Yea right by mo^ · · Score: 1

      Oh well, though i'm sure it didn't go un-noticed it falls to me to comment.....

      the word is "YOU'RE" - and you call yourself an A student???

      --
      bah!*@%!
    15. Re:Yea right by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I told him "we just started it and there was no password". I guess that didn't convince him but he had no arguments left.

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    16. Re:Yea right by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is what we call "Case in Point."

  4. Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Nadsat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...why don't parents just talk to their kids?

    1. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Draconix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where have you been? Actual parenting is not in vogue! These days, parents have more important things to do than actually raise their kids, like driving their SUVs to Starbucks and talking on their cellphone-of-the-week, so as to assure everyone at Starbucks that They Are Trendy, thus giving their lives meaning.

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      By reading this you acknowledge that you have read it.
    2. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by w98 · · Score: 1
      No kidding ... I'm not a parent yet, but when I do have a litter of "mini Me" clones running around, you can bet I'll be involved in my kids' lives more than my own parents were.

      ... at least, that's the plan. I'm sure every parent has the *intention* of being in their kids' lives, but life always seems to get in the way. Thankfully I'm engaged to a great young lady who has similar principles and values as I do, so raising our kids will be a great team effort.

    3. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by CSMastermind · · Score: 1

      The same reason we need cookie monster singing about cookies, see comic: http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=2005 0408.

    4. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by hunterx11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kids don't always listen. Parents should talk to their kids and use this.

      --
      English is easier said than done.
    5. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well my parents were strict as hell and wouldn't let me play more than an hour of NES a day, but if they would go out for a while you could be damn sure that I would be playing it. I would even have a bag of ice ready to cool it off so they couldn't tell that I had been playing it when they got back. So yeah talk doesn't mean shit when your six and want to get a game of Dragon Warrior in.

    6. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by rm999 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When I was 10 (12 years ago), if my parents told me I couldn't play Mortal Kombat (one of the most violent games of the time) I would play it behind their backs. Most kids I know would do something similar. My parents could have instead not bought me the game, but nowadays anyone can just download games off the internet.

      I take it most of you have forgotten what being a child is like - children won't behave perfectly if you "talk with them." Parents cannot (and should not) watch their children 24/7.

      This technology will allow strict parents, who know they can't control their kids through normal means, to easily enforce rules. I personlly would not use it, but I can see why many parents would.

    7. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Mars+Ultor · · Score: 1

      Yes thank you. Since when is using technology to help you make decisions for your kids (which is your right) such a crime? I love that this story falls under censorship. A technology that allows PARENTS (not a government) to decide what is viewed in THEIR house is somehow ominous and oppressive? I was a kid once, and damn straight my friends and I snuck games and movies we probably shouldn't have.

      Some might argue that some PG or PG13 type games deserve some filtering by parents - that's a personal choice. But if you can screen R^H "Mature" rated games from your 15 year old, is this such a bad thing?

      --
      "Nokia is not a country, it's the capital of Finland!" -Moderated "Informative". Yeesh.
    8. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or just not buy the games in the first place? (maybe these two solutions go hand-in-hand)

    9. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      Why not just show up unexpectedly one day? If the kid is breaking the rules, lock up the entire computer altogether.

    10. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by PKPerson · · Score: 1

      I think having some discreet monotoring software would be more useful, and it would allow the parent to own their kil at the first sight of 'M' rated games.

    11. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of children listening to their parents?

    12. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Muvlo+Redond · · Score: 1

      Change that last sentence to "I can see why many evil parents would" and you'll have a pretty acurate reflection of what the people affected by this software (i.e., the children of these parents) will think. There's nothing like an absolute slap-in-the-face "No we don't trust you" to make one want to circumvent the rules. If I believed that playing games turns sweet little tykes with roses in their eyes into evil bastard murderers, this software would have some value. But it won't, because those tykes aren't sweet to begin with. They're human.

    13. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No kidding ... I'm not a parent yet, but when I do have a litter of "mini Me" clones running around, you can bet I'll be involved in my kids' lives more than my own parents were. ... at least, that's the plan. I'm sure every parent has the *intention* of being in their kids' lives, but life always seems to get in the way. Thankfully I'm engaged to a great young lady who has similar principles and values as I do, so raising our kids will be a great team effort.

      Good luck! When you get a job that sucks every last bit of energy out of you, you'll understand it is not as easy as just wanting to do it. When you come home so stressed out because your boss was a dick, and you're worried about the morgagae payment and car bill, and if you paid the insurance bill in time, you'll understand.

      It does take a village to raise a kid. We need common values, to say "this is wrong" and hold all kids to those values. This kind of technology is just the start. Parents need to get control back of their kids. Otherwise, by the time the kid turns 13 he will be a monster.

      --

      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    14. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you don't have kids. I had three, and was a stay-at-home mom, and kept the computer and the game console in the living room. They weren't even given personal radios or tape players. Music and TV and games were family affairs.

      Two of my kids still ended up in jail before they were 21. Listening to parents is not "cool". They even have a school psychololgist come around every week to tell kids that their parents have no right to tell them how to live. Really. And the kids are instructed to NOT tell their parents about this, or show them the handouts they are given. ("I'm a prince" "I have rights" "I'm a person" etc) This is in the first grade, in the state of Connecticut. One of my boys (the one who didn't end up in jail) got into trouble with his teacher and the principal for telling me about it; he didn't think it was right for them to do that.

      I ran into the psychologist on the street once, and he agreed that it wasn't right. He has kids too, but it was his job so he did it.

      When I went to talk to the high school principal about my youngest son's involvment in gang activity (he'd joined the Latin Kings since his father was half Mexican/Indian) the man was quite outraged. There were no gangs in his school! There was nothing I could do except ban his scarves and earrings within 2 blocks of home or if he was in my car. He agreed to that when we talked about it.

    15. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by nkh · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Are you drunk? I can't believe it. How old are you seriously? Parents should NEVER use softwares as a way of indirect authority, especially when these parents don't know how to use their computers and most kids these days know very well how to download cracks on warez web sites.

    16. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by 3vi1 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      This technology will allow strict parents, who know they can't control their kids through normal means, to easily enforce rules


      As long as their kid is a computer illiterate, and so socially inept as to not have any smarter friends.

      How hard is it to hit enter a few times in the NT Offline Registry Editor and reset the Admin password?

      Or, maybe make a copy of Bloody_Game.exe as Reader_Rabbit.exe (or notepad.exe, so it doesn't count as 'game time'), and execute that?

      Or, try renaming the WallFly directory and reboot so that it can't be found and autostart?

      When I was a teen, I was disassembling C=64 warez to see how the copy protection worked. Kids today aren't any stupider and won't even have it that hard! They'll simply do a Google search and find a dozen workable ways around it.

      The time installing/updating the software would be better spent just unplugging the kids computer and moving it to a family area where you can watch what they're doing.
    17. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      ...why don't parents just talk to their kids?

      Because most mothers work now and refuse to stay home in a "denigrated role of the passive housewife"?

    18. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only don't children behave perfectly, they shouldn't. Pushing boundaries is an essential part of childhood.

    19. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "..why don't parents just talk to their kids?"

      Why not both?

      I agree with you that parents need to do this, but why rule out a tool they just might want to use? At least with something like this, it would take the pressure off of companies like Rockstar.

      "It's not our fault that YOU weren't being a good parent despite having the tools right in front of you."

      (Note: I'm not promoting this particular implementation, but rather the vauge concept of it. Of course, I have no RTFA.)

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    20. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      God Damnit Hillary, I knew you were a man but posting as one is just not fair.

      (Just a joke, I love the Clinton's except the brother)

    21. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by cgenman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When I was a kid, I would have been vehemontly against such a thing. Any policy or any extra rules set, especially around video games, would have been opposed with all of the stubbornness a 12 year old year-of-the-horse child can muster.

      But now that I'm facing the prospect of having children myself, I'm all for it. I remember how I used to sneak out to the TV to play games from midnight until 5 or 6 AM, before "waking up" to go to class. Admittedly, those classes were easy enough that sleeping through them was no big deal, but that's what private school will be for. Estimating my time somewhat conservatively, I probably spent about 20 - 90 hours a week on videogames. This was not healthy. Instead of engaging in underaged fraternizing, getting binge drinking out of my system, experimenting with drugs, or experimenting with haxor tools before being prosecutable as an adult, I was staring at a glowing screen trying to get Mario to bounce off of a turtle shell for infinite lives. Admittedly, the average american is up to 4.5 hours of TV PER DAY, and so my consumption was in line with that.

      Hopefully any son or daughter of mine will be bright enough to serrupticiously install a keylogger and get root, but this is more about the policy than anything. 6 hours total on weekends, 10 hours total throughout the weekdays. That's a healthy amount, and that's it. More would be granted for summer vacation.

      As a gamer and a game developer, I want to have / make / show great games to / for my kids. But as a concerned parent, I want them to be using their time to develop into a complete person, full of abilities in addition to this bunch.

      Of course, if they fall under 2 hours per week, they're going to get homework. "No more music until you beat Zelda..."
      "No, the first one."
      "Yes, both quests."
      "Yes, I'm stuck in the past. You could almost call me 'a link to the past.'"
      "Yes, I know that wasn't funny."

    22. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Tezkah · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you ever tried turning off the computer, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?

      We're just so busy!

    23. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think you're grossly overestimating the computer skills of a lot of kids today.

      Sure, you and I were around in the beginning of personal computing, you could load up a game on the Apple II, break out of it, hex-edit the map to find out where all the secrets are and jump back in.

      But go try to explain to most university students what a "registry" is... their eyes glaze over like a deer in the headlights. Hell, try to explain how to set up their computer for a simple network (*with* DHCP). Most of them just won't get it. Their computer is a happy, magical box and when you double-click the little icon, you get a game.

      Most slashdotters could probably defeat this 'protection' after about 5 minutes, and hell, if they little tykes are willing to go about doing it, they deserve to play those games. That's what I did when I was a kid, and all the exploration led to above-average computer literacy and a damn good career. Other kids are probably better suited to management or marketing, they should just do what they're told...

    24. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by wfijvvz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't count on technology to enforce discipline for you. If you depend on this you've already failed. As other posters have pointed out any sufficiently determined kid will get around this. And as you have pointed out, the kids are pobably going to be sufficeintly determined. You can't shield them from violent culture without stifling their curiosity, but you can influence how they respond to that culture.

    25. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you say in jest, I will echo in sincerity.

      That "it takes a village" pap is utterly moronic. The LAST thing I want is these idiots I'm surrounded with having any sort of input into what my kids come to think of as "right" and "wrong."

      Otherwise they'll grow up thinking the Civil War was about slavery, the founding fathers were all church-attending Xians, that questioning the Holy American Emperor is treason, and that "good enough" is good enough (a wonderfully common lesson in the US School System)

    26. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by kfg · · Score: 1

      When I was 10, growing uncomfortably close to 4 decades ago, we didn't have video games, so we actually set things on fire, used real explosives to blow up model airplanes and actually beat the crap out of each other as our form of entertainment.

      I remember this well, so I have a hard time figuring out why I would object to my kid playing Mortal Kombat in lieu of such behavior.

      Of course if I'd ever caught my daughter trying to watch one of the movies I might well have beat the crap out of her, but that would have been perfectly legitimate behavior for her own protection.

      There are some things young minds simply aren't prepared to cope with.

      KFG

    27. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by murdocj · · Score: 2, Funny

      God forbid someone imagine that the Civil War was about slavery, when we all know that it was the Trilateral Commission setting things up for the Bushes to establish a dynasty 140 years later.

    28. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Allow me be the first to say:

      "WTF?"

    29. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by izomiac · · Score: 2, Informative

      And I think you're grossly underestimating them. I'll admit most of my classmates are, on the whole, rather unskilled with computers. They aren't the ones who like to play computer games though. Most gamers that I know are at least resourceful enough to fix most of their own computer problems. It may not always be the most elegant solution, but they'll use whatever works. At my old school everyone was issued a laptop. For some reason there was a policy setup through Novell that prevented anyone from booting their laptop after 10:00 at night (didn't do anything to computers already on). One of the first things I did was play around with my laptop's network settings until I found the option to enable logging in without authenticating to the network. Others figured out that if the laptop didn't have a network connection then it'd let you log in anytime. So they would take their laptop out of range of the access points, boot it, and take it back to their room. These simple solutions also tended to spread quite quickly through word-of-mouth. If there's a desire to get around something then someone will find a way and spread the word.

    30. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This argument can only be taken so far. Would you oppose locking gun cabinets in favor of parents talking to their kids about gun safety?

    31. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then what was the Civil War about? And how many of the founding fathers were not Xians?

    32. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about they just don't buy the game for their kids then? Software shouldn't be trying to make up for the parents mistakes in the first place. And if the kid is warezing it, they have other things to worry about.

    33. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      1. Federal encroachment on states' rights.

      2. Adams, Jefferson, Franklin, Madison, Washington, Paine...

    34. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When I was 10, growing uncomfortably close to 4 decades ago, we didn't have video games, so we actually set things on fire, used real explosives to blow up model airplanes and actually beat the crap out of each other as our form of entertainment.
      Oh trust me, we still do this stuff ;)
    35. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by RGTAsheron · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Parents these days have no backbone. I work as a swim instructor/lifeguard and you have no clue as to how many times I see 3 year old children bossing their mom around (And yes it is primarily the mother).

      What parents need to learn how to do is say no and stick to it. Punishment seems to be out of style when it is a necessary part of educating the children.

      So to all the parents out there. Take your advice from a 17 year old. Stand up, grow some balls (or whatever works for you ladies ;) ), and discipline your kids.

    36. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Nadsat · · Score: 1

      Not trilateral. Quadralateral. You forgot to include the... you know who. Shhhhhh the children are listening.

    37. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by kfg · · Score: 1

      My hopes for the future of humanity are somewhat restored. Thank you.

      KFG

    38. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      serrupticiously

      Thanks. Really.

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    39. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by peterarm · · Score: 1

      It's a team effort all right, and it's great too, but one sleep-deprived night at 3 am I hope you look back on the "will be a great team effort" and realize you sound like a very earnest boy scout ... trust me ;-)

    40. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      I guess that's what you get when you don't read enough as a kid.

    41. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Segway+Ninja · · Score: 1

      If prohibition is proven to not work for adults, what makes you assume that this will work on minors (more specifically; teenagers) any better?

      It's like everything else. Take away what they want; and they find another way to get it. Be it some way around the blocking chip; or just a simple "Billys mom doesn't care what he plays, we'll go there!" solution.

      Technology isn't a replacement for parenting; but in this case; it isn't even a valid supplement.

    42. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by pcgabe · · Score: 1
      Parents cannot (and should not) watch their children 24/7.
      The goal of a responsible parent: instant availability without constant presence.
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    43. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by stevey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Definitely use this too, after all your child could be a computer hacker.

    44. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by necrognome · · Score: 2, Funny
      How hard is it to hit enter a few times in the NT Offline Registry Editor and reset the Admin password?
      Perhaps this will create a "market" for Windows LiveCDs. Hey kids! Run your g@mez and leave no traces!
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    45. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by GamblerZG · · Score: 1

      Kids do not listen - force them to behave like you want... Yeah, right.

      If you want to role-play a good parent, then this kind of technology is right for you. Nice little way to fool your consciousness.

      However, if you want to teach your children something, simply restricting stuff will not do the trick. If you can't communicate the reasons behind restriction to them, then they _will_ find a way around it. And living in contemporary society, they _will_ receive their dose of violence and sex from the media.

    46. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by jbolden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are taking a very specific case. Say the average 10 year old has a 35 year old parent. That means the parent grew up in the Apple ][, commodore, dos days. Assume they started using computers then.If they went to University they may very well have used VMS or Unix there. If they had a job they may very well have learned some mainframe concepts. They know how to use a command line. They have a clear understanding of filesystems. They may actually understand so low level hardware stuff (like how device drivers work and tracks vs. clusters vs. sectors in terms of how data is layed out) since you had to know that stuff back then.

      You so sure they lose in a fair fight?

    47. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by jbolden · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm a parent. M games and a 15 year old aren't really a problem. To be honest I don't think AO and a 15 year old are a problem. I think the bigger issue is 10 and M content.

      M content can raise issues and as a parent you want to have some idea what sorts of issues are likely to come up and be able to lay the groundwork so they can integrate this stuff properly. I haven't seen anything in video games that a 15 year old couldn't handle.

    48. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by jbolden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Probition worked for adults.
      Prior to prohibition: average american adult consummed 8 gallons of 200 alchol (that's pure) per year
      during prohibition it went to 1 gallon
      after prohibition it went to 1.5 gallons where it stayed

      The evidence is that prohibition changed American culture with respect to alchol consumption.

    49. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 1

      Hooray for the first of the sane suggestions so far. If the PC is in a public place (say a lounge room) then there are going to be less hassles with dodgy games.

      When we got our first PC in the house my mother took the "lock it down" approach. this lasted all of 2 days for me to bypass the "security" she set up.

      My father knew how to administer a PC. He taught computing at a tertiary level. He sorted out the issue by moving the PC into the lounge room and read the riot act.

      Work before play. Homework always has preference.

      If you wouldn't want me seeing it over your shoulder, it shouldn't be there.

      There are consequences for the e above not being so.

      And that was that. I knew where I stood, and knew the consequences of my actions. Sure kids need quiet to do their homework, and a public part of the house may not always be quiet, but a set of headphones and a CD or two fixed even this problem.

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    50. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The admin at a BBS I post on handled the situation very cleverly with his kids. He and his wife were concerned about their 10 year-old (or so) son playing violent videogames with the other kids. They didn't want to ostracize him from his peers, nor did they want him to take videogame violence lightly. So the father sat down with him and watched Black Hawk Down, completely uncensored. Afterward, they talked about it and how scary violence can actually be.

      The key isn't to shield your kids from violence; it's to instill a healthy respect for the damage that humans can do to each other.

    51. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      I believe that, as a parent, you have one, simple duty. You must convince your children that, no matter how much you love them, you will not hesitate to kill them if crossed.

    52. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Bros · · Score: 0

      Yes, because:

      "You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem."
      -- Edwards' Law

      Kids will find a way arround the V-Card or whatever the technology will be called.

    53. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But even when a kid goes behind his or her parents' backs to do something, the kid knows what he or she is doing is wrong (at least in somebody's eyes). The concept of right or wrong established by the parents is intact regardless of whether or not the child actually acts good or bad.

    54. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by prockcore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      and I'm sure it had nothing to do with clean drinking water becoming available at the same time.

      People drank alcohol because it was one of the few potables that was fit to drink.

    55. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key isn't to shield your kids from violence.

      Perhaps that method works. Perhaps it doesn't.

      The key is FREEDOM. Parents should have the freedom to choose how THEY want to bring their kids up.

      And what does that mean? Two things. Firstly, that the government should not do anything that restricts parents' freedom. So censorship, even "for the children", is out, because some parents, as you say, find that watching violent stuff with their kids is a useful parenting tool.

      But it also means that those parents who believe that it's better to shelter their kids have a right to. And if technology can help them give their kids the upbringing they want to give them, I'm all for it. Freedom, remember?

    56. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by kyojin+the+clown · · Score: 1
      this is so blatently obvious i am astounded it took all these posts to get here. if the computer is in a public place, you dont need a v-chip. if you trust your kids sufficiently to give them a computer you can't see, then you dont need a v-chip. if you are an incapable retard, you DO need a v-chip.

      as an aside, when i was a kid my mum solved the problem of playing too much NES by issuing me with game-time vouchers whenever i did chores. doing the washing up earned me an hour of gaming, cooking dinner got me two hours, that sort of thing. it Really Fucking Pissed me off then, but now i appreciate the value i got from it.

    57. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, but there are some parents who know more about computers than their children. We call them things like "Network Administrator" or "Software Developer."

      Every time software or legal initiatives come along that might provide parents greater control over their kids lives, standard Slashdot hubris receives the most mod points. "Instead of giving parents this tool, the parents should just be good parents." Things like these are tools that help to *enable* parents to be good parents.

      Anyone who thinks they can watch their kids all of the time is either naieve, has never been a parent, or is simply completely smothering their children.

      Tools like this enable parents to put a line in the sand. Perhaps little Timmy does know more about computers than you, and perhaps little Timmy also knows how to open the cookie jar when you're not looking. The point is that you've laid a line in the sand of what you as a parent believe is wrong. If you catch Timmy playing GTA:XXX when you specifically blocked that sort of game, then you have tremendous resource. Personally, what I'd do is confiscate the computer for a few weeks, or otherwise completely remove access.

      You have to give your children leeway to discover who they are as individuals, but you also need to raise caution barriers in areas that you as parent deem to be detrimental to your children's well being.

      I personally think that games like GTA warp a child's sense of right and wrong, at least up to a certain developmental stage. You're free to disagree with me on that (someone always does, even if it's not you specifically), but it's my perogative to believe that, and it's my perogative to raise my children that way no matter how sheltered some standard Slashdot readers may think my children will be.

      Tools like this allow me to define to my child, with out any ambiguity, what I think are right and wrong for him or her to do. Even if my child circumvents that caution barrier, the message is still successfully communicated, without little Timmy having to wonder, "Is raping a hooker a good thing or a bad thing?" When little Timmy borrows a game from a buddy, he will know when he sticks it in the computer that it's a bad thing, before he even plays or perhaps installs the game.

      Also, I really like the idea of time limiting game play. You can play video games for two hours today, but then you have to do something else that's either more mentally stimulating (playing with lego's, drawing a picture), or more physically stimulating (exercise, playing with other children). I don't have to worry about doing the accounting, I can focus on living my life with my child. Heck, I'd like that ability for myself, I know I can get absorbed into something, and 4 hours rolls by before I know it.

    58. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money, its always about money, in this case who would make the most money from killing indians and stealing thier land.

    59. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by quad4b · · Score: 1

      Kids don't listen to their parents becasue the parents aren't prenting. It's an issue fo trust and privacy. It's one thing to block porn sites from your kids because it is really easy to make a mistake and enter the wrong url etc. and to be impulsive when their friend writes in an e-mail, "Hey, check out this site..." with games you can:
      a) Tell them why you are limiting them and why they can't play certain kinds of games until they are older
      b) Expect them to be responsible and follow your instructions
      c) Deal with violations as they happen and teach that actions have consequences and privileges are earned etc.
      Always trust your kids when you can. At the same time be wise and expect they won't always follow and look out for it.

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    60. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. If you really want to raise kids, don't take that job that sucks the life out of you. Don't buy the $400,000 home, or the $30,000 car. You can't trust technology to look after your kids. If you are there when they are playing video games, they won't be playing games you don't want them to play. With the amount of money you save in childcare, taxes by transferring income to the non-working spouse, and the piece of mind that you are raising your own kids, its amazing that more people don't just stay home and raise them. At least for the first 5 years until we send them off to school.

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    61. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by chrisnewbie · · Score: 1

      YOUR so damn right!

      Today's parent seem to just dont give a damn about what they hand down to their kids,in the matter of games and stuff! they are so overwhelmed about the technology that they step back because they dont understand it and most games is of no interest whatsoever to them ,so what's the harm it could cause.
      I saw a kid about 8 years old trying to get his father to buy "grand theft auto" he almost convinced the dad,the guy said no but not because he actually read the rating but just because he didnt want to buy it! and the stores are also to blame, they will sell to anyone.
      Parent are scared to lay down the law and apply rules, it's easier to just give in. For me , i'll choose the hard part.

    62. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by ChaosCube · · Score: 1

      And instead of guidance, these parents that use this software will teach their kids that it is ok for someone or something to control them. These parents might mean well, but they're sending the wrong message.

      Not everyone takes the time they should to instruct their children. Everyone's always too busy with whatever truly inconsequential stuff rules the moment. Orwell predicted the results of such measures years ago.

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    63. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by junkcannibal · · Score: 1

      And since most games require you to run as an administrator anyway, your kids will be able to simply create another user that can play the game. Any parent that thinks that this software will keep their kids from playing these games clearly does not know enough about computers to really have control over the computer.

    64. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Wybaar · · Score: 1

      There are a few issues. The first is the question of how effective this will be -- are most parents technically savvy enough to get this up and running without asking the kids for assistance? I know a lot of children who are more skilled than their parents when it comes to computer.

      The second issue is whether or not parents will decide both to use this new technology and to monitor the games their children play, or if they will decide to allow the monitor to handle things on its own. Automated systems like this will not be foolproof -- the parents should be involved regardless of whatever other safeguards are in place.

      IMHO, if you can screen Mature games from your 15-year-old _and_ explain why you're doing so _and_ realize when he becomes mature enough to handle those games, then you're being a good parent. If you're relying on a cyber-nanny to do your parenting for you, then you're not.

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    65. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by allegr0 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take until age 13. Mine is 7 and already is making good monster progress. I blame Age of Empires/Mythology at dad's house 3 days a week where he plays 'round the clock. He's a decent strategist but that was developing without the game addiction. When he's here he gets to use those skills in nice wholesome games like Tonka Raceway, DDR, and mancala. Oh, and Lemonade Stand. Yes he says it's no fun here. /sigh/

      For us the best thing is just not having the games in the house - but ymmv.

    66. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      If you wouldn't want me seeing it over your shoulder, it shouldn't be there.

      Because if kids want ANY privacy, it's evil evil evil!

    67. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Mojojojo+Monkey+Inc. · · Score: 1

      He's talking about a very specific case, and you aren't? "Assume x, y, z, aa, bb..."

      So you have your assumptions, while I'll assume that anyone who went that in-depth into mainframe concepts and low-level hardware stuff probably never figured out how to reproduce with the opposite sex.

    68. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh... here in .fi the alchol consumption has never been as high as under prohibiton time (1919-1932).

    69. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by teknomage1 · · Score: 1

      Coincidentally it also made the mob very powerful and had a lasting impact on people's respect for the law. But at least people drink less.

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    70. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by vrai · · Score: 1
      They have privacy in their rooms - just not on the family's computer. I'm struggling to see the problem here - when I was growing up nobody I knew had a computer in their room. It was the family's computer and it stayed in a shared space. None of us considered this an invasion of our privacy it was just a fact of life.

      In my experience people who pile their childrens' rooms with electrical goods are doing so as an alternative to actual parenting.

    71. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Oh absolutely. It created a huge problem with organized crime. The question was whether it worked to reduce drinking and it worked very very well.

    72. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Learn to read. I assumed they just started using computers as kids. Everything else was about what was available at the time. Low level hardware stuff was part of using computers (especially for games) in the 1980's. I don't know when you started but nothing else other than that the parents are the age that parents usually are, and that they were using computers back then was an assumption.

      So there was one assumption. Everything else was just following: you pick a life for a 35 year old who started using computers in a meaninful way at 10 and kept it up. Try and have them not know very much, you won't find it easy.

    73. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by orasio · · Score: 1

      Most countries didn't have alcohol prohibition.
      Though, the numbers is the US are not unique.
      Maybe it wasn't the prohibition, after all.

    74. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I would consider it an invasion of privacy when the justification is "If you don't want me to see it, you shouldn't be doing it".

      Everyone has secrets.

    75. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by sv0f · · Score: 1

      But it also means that those parents who believe that it's better to shelter their kids have a right to. And if technology can help them give their kids the upbringing they want to give them, I'm all for it. Freedom, remember?

      Just don't make me pay the extra cost for a mandatory chip in all game systems that I'll never use.

      If it's an option available for those who wish it, then I'm fine with it.

      You want to actively filter the games your children play? You want to give media companies and the government a window on your playing habits? Go right ahead.

      What this proposal will do is enforce your choice on everyone. Looks like freedom from your perspective, I know. But it ain't.

    76. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by sv0f · · Score: 1

      As long as their kid is a computer illiterate, and so socially inept as to not have any smarter friends.

      Besides the point.

      We don't need moral choices being made for us (and paid for by us -- you think these chips are being funded out of church collection plates?) by others.

      You want to test your kid's skillz? Lock in a chest and throw him to the bottom of a lake.

    77. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your cynicism is also trendy.

      I hate that trend.

    78. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll bite.

      Dad: What you doing there?
      Me: (typing email to online girlfriend, potentially embarrasing to a teenager) Just Emailing.
      Dad: OK. (wanders off)

      He had the courtesy to ask me what I was up to before coming over, and because he had some trust in me did not need to check up conclusively. If the conversation had gone

      Dad: What you doing there?
      Me: (ALT-Tab) erm, um, nothing...

      You can bet that there would have been less trust between us and more indepth questioning. But isn't that the point of parenting? To inform us of the right decisions to make, and why to make them, then help the child to make them. Once this is achieved, then less and less guidance is needed untill the child is no longer dependant on the parent.

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    79. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I was not quite so lucky. However if I stuck to vi and perl for making my emails (so it was a scrambled mess while it was on-screen) I could actually write emails in private.

      Not enough privacy is ALSO a bad thing.

    80. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Although I usually am an advocate of privacy, I have to admit that there is very little that a kid should have the right to keep secret from their parents. That's not to say they should tell them everything that they do, but it's a parent's job to ensure their kids behave in an acceptable manner. Basically, if a parent asks there shouldn't be a reason for the kid to lie. There are plenty of things a kid probably shouldn't tell people about, but it's not like they should have to keep that secret from their parents. If a kid gets bad grades then the parents should know so they can do something about it. If the kid starts playing games excessively, then the parents should know. It's not like every kid has the right to have a TV in their room and keep their door locked all the time, so why should the computer be any different?

    81. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black Hawk Down? He should watch Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073650/).

    82. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Mojojojo+Monkey+Inc. · · Score: 1

      If you want me to understand what you're trying to say, then learn to express your ideas clearly and make your reply relevant to what you are replying to. You responded to someone who basically said "Most parents are clueless on how computers and security software like this works, their kids probably know more than the parents". You considered that a specific case? I'd call that 95% of the households out there.

      You start talking about a small subset of today's parents who grew up using computers back in the late 70's/early 80s which was pretty uncommon at the time, and who went on to learn even more during college, on the job, etc, an even *smaller* subset. It'd be stretching it to say that this represents 10% of parents.

      My sisters and I used Tandy color computers with casette tape drives back in the early 80s. None of our friends had even seen one before. I did some simple BASIC programming, they played games and that's about it. I went on to work in IT and they became teachers and are comfortable using internet, word processing, etc on your standard mac or PC, but nothing near what you described.

      Regardless of whether parents who started using computers back then went on to become very knowledgeable, as I'm sure many did, it's still a very small subset of parents. You miss the point.

    83. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of things a kid probably shouldn't tell people about, but it's not like they should have to keep that secret from their parents

      Ok, I'll have to admit I'm somewhat biased on the matter (I'm 15). I have things I don't feel comfortable letting my parents know about. If I'm having a fight with my girlfriend over MSN, isn't it reasonable that I would prefer that my parents aren't reading my every word?

      If all people did was exactly what their parents say to, then no-one would learn to stand up for themselves.

    84. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Well this is becoming a real discussion regarding what people knew back then. What I was responding to remember was "especially when these parents don't know how to use their computers" as contrasted with kids. I was pointing out that the parents who learned to use computers as kids back then and did anything related to computers know quite a bit today.

      In the case of your sisters I'd be curious how they avoided the problems that games had in those days. Most tandy games used unusual track layouts to prevent copying (either for backup or piracy) what did they do? If the answer is they didn't really do anything they played the games, if they didn't work they didn't play then I'd argue they didn't use computers at all they used a game console marketed as a computer.

      As for you, I think you could beat a kid in security since you did actually use it. For example with Tandy basic you had a limited command set. You don't remember poking to change system variabled, brunning to system subroutines that you couldn't get to from BASIC...?

      Think back you don't remember buying those books with
      the entire collection of addresses for subroutines in Rom? You don't remember computer magazines which showed coding examples (aimed at kids)?

    85. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by izomiac · · Score: 1

      I'm 19 so I can see where you're coming from. Parents shouldn't/virtually can't monitor every word that gets typed, but having a computer in a public place doesn't mean they are going to stare over your shoulder all the time. But, on the other hand, some kids should have their parents pay a little more attention. Fighting with girlfriends and stuff is normal, and parents shouldn't say anything about it/care, but some kids take that a little too seriously (stalking and such). It's then that the parents should intervene. Parents should trust their children enough to give them a fair amount of privacy/independance, but the kids should also trust their parents enough to not need to hide much from them.

    86. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 1

      You have my condolances. Please tell me you work in security now. It would make me happy to find these talents did not go unwasted.

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    87. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between trusting someone and being comfortable with them knowing something.

  5. score! by skydude_20 · · Score: 3, Funny

    even less work for parents!

    jeez...

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      I thought I'd seen it all on slashdot and along comes this +2, Flamebait moderation...

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    2. Re:score! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's posts like GP's that screw peoples karma up because it gets modded +1 Funny then -1 Flamebait, +1 Funny, -1 Troll, etc. finally ending up at +5 Funny but still killing your karma. At the very least funny mods should offset the negative mods. But I'm not bitter or anything...

  6. Ever hear of common sense? by OAB_X · · Score: 5, Informative

    Its called being a parent. Dont let your little kids play M rated games, dont let them sit there for hours at a time. You can install the games to their profile yourself so that they can only play games you allow them to play.

    But we cant have that, no-one wants to do their jobs as a parent anymore.

    1. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by fireduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can install the games to their profile yourself so that they can only play games you allow them to play.

      I was gonna post something similar. Until I realized that those parent's who aren't aware which games their children are playing or what those games are rated, probably are the same parents who haven't a clue about profiles.

      besides, children are quite clued in, and chances are they'll figure out how to bypass this fairly easily. (i have a friend who's 2 year old figured out how to open the cd drive, put in the disc, and play his favorite game; some Mac educational thing. If he knew that at 2, imagine what he could do at 10...)

    2. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by BlueCup · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally, my parents tried to monitor my computer use... they tried to keep me away from porn, violent video games (whooo mortal kombat) but they failed. Why? Because they didn't understand computers at all. I installed the games, I got around any method of protection they set for me... and I know I'm not alone because my friends all did the same, and if they couldn't, they asked me too.

      That being said, this program wont change that... kids will find a way around it, like they always have.

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    3. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by s20451 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did it occur to you that this helps parents do their jobs without constantly spying on their children? Or would you have appreciated having your parents monitor your activities 24 hours a day? Is that what you consider good parenting?

      If Mom and Dad say no Grand Theft Auto, their word alone will most emphatically not stop a clever kid. This kind of technology is pretty reasonable in helping parents set boundaries. The kids and the parents can then talk about the boundaries that are established.

      This isn't government censorship -- it's parental censorship.

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    4. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Common sense is an oxymoron. Sense is not a common thing at all.

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    5. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That being said, this program wont change that... kids will find a way around it, like they always have.

      But, if they have to go around it, they may at least take what they see with an extra grain of salt. At least I did.

    6. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      I agree that for once this tool really is a step in the right direction. Next time some mother sobs to the press about how she didn't know Grand Theft Auto was about stealing cars and wasn't for little kids, everyone can slap her and point to this software that would have done the job for idiots like her.

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    7. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by hunterx11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a tool to help parents do their jobs. It is not being foisted on anyone. You can't complain about lazy parents, and at the same time chastise parents for not being lazy. This fits in perfectly with the idea of the ESRB rating system: voluntary ratings made to inform the parents and allow them to meaningfully control what their kids play. Without this sort of thing, people are going to listen to idiots like Joe Lieberman.

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    8. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Apprarently, commen sense isn't so common.

      Having a chip to enforce your rules just shows signs of a weak or lazy parent. You can't let children control every single thing they do, you can't let them have everything that they want, most of the time, you have to say "no" because as a parent YOU should have better judgement of what's right and what's wrong, if you can't do that then you've failed. Wake up.

    9. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Grym · · Score: 1

      That being said, this program wont change that... kids will find a way around it, like they always have

      Sure, technically, kids probably have an advantage, but that doesn't mean the parent doesn't have a good deal of control. For instance, it doesn't matter if a kid can circumvent this software if they don't have the money to buy the game in the first place. It doesn't matter if they can pirate a copy of the game, if the computer is in a common area so they get in trouble when they even try to play it.

      Putting up your hands in defeat because a technical solution won't solve a parenting problem won't help anything. In fact, trusting our children to be babysat by an adult media is part of the problem.

      -Grym

    10. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree that for once this tool really is a step in the right direction. Next time some mother sobs to the press about how she didn't know Grand Theft Auto was about stealing cars and wasn't for little kids, everyone can slap her and point to this software that would have done the job for idiots like her.

      And then we can slap the public school system for not teaching her the meaning of the words "grand", "theft", and "auto".

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    11. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      Amusing - My 2 year old has done the same thing - in LINUX.

      That surprised the hell out of me. He knew he had to click the Kids profile in the GDM chooser, and that he had to double click the game icon.

      That little bastard is going to prove the undoing of me, I cannot keep him out of ANYTHING. He has learned how to move the damned trash cans and a stool to the back fence gate, reach over the top, and undo the latch. I had to put a LOCK on it!

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    12. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 2, Funny

      (i have a friend who's 2 year old figured out how to open the cd drive, put in the disc, and play his favorite game; some Mac educational thing. If he knew that at 2, imagine what he could do at 10...)

      Must... resist... temptation to brag about Mac ease of use... must... hold back

    13. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by BlueCup · · Score: 1

      But then you've got the kids limited to only being on the computer when you're home. I can't speak for your current situation, but that isn't always reasonable. Asides from that, it also drives kids to their friends house who have less restrictive parents.

      I dont think its a matter of giving up, I think its a matter of being realistic. Kids are going to play violent games, they're going to look at porn, and they're going to stumble onto things on the internet that maybe they would have been better off seeing. I dont think the answer is trying to bar them from those things, I think the answer is being open enough with them, and raising them so that they're able to accept what they find, do, whatever. I'm not saying parents should go out and buy GTA 3, but, if it shows up, find a better way of dealing with it than telling them they can't play it.

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    14. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad Macs aren't affordable!

      Poor Steve Jobs, always shooting himself in the foot!

    15. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dont let your little kids play M rated games...

      "Daddy, daddy can I get this AO rated game?"

      "Don't worry, AO means All Okay...".

    16. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by natrius · · Score: 1

      If the parents said no to Grand Theft Auto, how did the kid get it? If the kid bought it on his own, take away his cash flow. If the kid downloaded it off some warez site, then this solution probably won't prevent that either. The program searches the ESRB ratings database to accomplish it's goal, and it has to get the name from somewhere. If it's the shortcut, the kid will change the name. If it's embedded in the game somehow, there'll probably be something in the crack that changes that too. You're never going to stop a clever kid with clever hacks. You stop a clever kid with good parenting. You don't have to spy on your kids 24 hours a day to get that done, but if you want, you can hang that threat over their heads. Personally, I don't think using force to prevent an undesired action, as this program does, is a good idea. Words and punishment work better in the long term.

    17. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by daliman · · Score: 1

      Offtopic but... you need an apostrophe in your sig, the "its" there stands for "it is" and therefore should be "it's". This has been a gramatic quality service announcement.

    18. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow. Your gona have problems when he gets to Jnr. High and higher. He will get bored with the classes or fall into the "this is beneath me" problem that plauged Einstein (he had crappy grades). I myself am just trying to overcome this problem as it is ruining my chances of finishing college.

      When I was little, I didn't stick things in light sockets. I plugged things in, made weird kid-constructions (you know what I mean) out of extension cords and lights, ect.

      Pay close attention to keeping him motivated, and don't be afraid to kick his ass (metaphorically) to get him to do his work. He'll hate you for it, but he'll thank you later. You will probably need to go Nazi with homework.

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    19. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      You just named the highlights of my life growing up too.

      My other two sons have actually had their IQ tested, one's 129, the other 156. My youngest though, he scares me, because he seems to easily be smarter than the other two.

      I know I'm going to have problems motivating those three, just because of how far ahead they already are. My oldest son who is 9 and in the third grade is already at a 6th grade reading level. He is about to graduate to junior high books and I just lent him my copy of LOTR which he is just devouring.

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    20. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by John+Seminal · · Score: 0
      That being said, this program wont change that... kids will find a way around it, like they always have

      Sure, technically, kids probably have an advantage, but that doesn't mean the parent doesn't have a good deal of control. For instance, it doesn't matter if a kid can circumvent this software if they don't have the money to buy the game in the first place. It doesn't matter if they can pirate a copy of the game, if the computer is in a common area so they get in trouble when they even try to play it.

      Putting up your hands in defeat because a technical solution won't solve a parenting problem won't help anything. In fact, trusting our children to be babysat by an adult media is part of the problem.

      There are some great no-tech solutions. Keep the computer in a high traffic area, in the living room or kitchen. Don't let kids have computers in their bedroom.

      If you don't want your kid playing games, just writing reports, buy a used PII300mhz system (probably under $50), microsoft office will run on it, the internet will work on it, but most games can't run on it. Don't let your kids blow $200 on a video card.

      From time to time, suprise your kid. Grab them so they can't touch the keyboard or mouse or turn the computer off. Then look at what they have been doing. What windows are minimized? Look at the internet history, what websites have they been to?

      And don't be afraid to humiliate your kid. If a friend of your kid calls and you busted your kid looking at porn, tell the caller "He is grounded, he can't use the phone, I caught him looking at porn". Make him own his actions. Teach him responsibility, accountibility, and humility.

      And make the punishment stick, and make it painful. Go to a car dealership, buy a ass ugly lime green 1977 rusted pile of crap, and when you bust your kid, tell him you're driving him to school every morning and picking him up. Honk the horn when you get in front of the school so everyone sees him.

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    21. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Wow! Bright ones they are! It's good that you went through it, you know best what might help smooth out the ride. Just watch out for "people==stupid syndrome". As true as it can be, that really hurts social interactions.

      What's really gonna suck is how other kids (and other parents/adults) will associate the bad grades with stupidity. Don't just challenge them. I got the same grade in Calc as I did in Algebra. Engage them, get them into it.

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    22. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by pcgabe · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You're never going to stop a clever kid with clever hacks.
      Clever kids don't need to be stopped. Clever kids can differentiate between a fantasy game and reality. If a kid is sufficiently clever enough to figure out how to play the game, that kid is not in danger of undue influence from it.

      This is the "You-Must-Be-At-Least-This-Smart-To-Ride-This-Ride " equivalent.
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    23. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Next time some mother sobs to the press about how she didn't know Grand Theft Auto was about stealing cars and wasn't for little kids, everyone can slap her and point to this software that would have done the job for idiots like her.

      Why can't we slap her now? Any idiot that reads the game box can figure this stuff out.

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    24. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by nkh · · Score: 1

      That's stupid, any kid these days can bypass easily this kind of protection. And I guess this kind of lame parents are not those who would "talk with their kids" or why would they install such a program in the first place?

    25. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      If kids have been raised attentively and lovingly, but without neglecting discipline and other necessary things, then the parents' word alone will stop a clever, but obendient kid.

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    26. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1
      I liked the idea of ratings until I realized that outside of Québec shops refuse to sell you games if you aren't old enough and movie theaters do likewise.

      These should be suggestions !

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    27. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Why can't we slap her now? Any idiot that reads the game box can figure this stuff out.

      All that and more. The game is named for a felony.

    28. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My parents not buying me the game would stop me.
      My parents telling the rental place not to let me rent anymore because I rented this game would stop me.
      My parents taking the copy I bought and destroying it would stop me.

      Don't need to watch 'em 24 hours a day, just drop the hammer every now and then.

    29. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      You're not very persistant then.

    30. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by ceeam · · Score: 1

      Yes, but does he know how to _eject_ it? :)

    31. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      WHat, you actually have kids?

      For a fucked up depression-riddled kid, you sure wish hell for a bit of 'porn'.

      Why dont you get yoru life together, stop talking about "drinking games" (oh yeah, getting pissed drunk is OK but looking at naked bodies is teh sin of teh devil) and be a normal member of society.

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    32. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      You don't need to use punishment and threats. You can generally get kids to buy into rules providing the rules are seen by them to be reasonable, and you get to shape their views of the world from birth on.

      A far better question in your scenerio is why does the kid want to play GTA and what content is the parent concerned about? Is there some other game that achieves the same objectives for the child? Is there something that the parents can do with the child to mitigate the content they are uncomfortable with? This punishment/threat nonsense is silly. Is it really worth damaging a parental relationship over a kid doing something violent to a cartoon?

    33. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking from someone who was recently a kid, no. Consquences (sometimes known as punishment) need to be talked about (sometimes known as threats) with kids, and need to be followed through on.

      Kids are selfish bastards by nature and need to be taught to respect authority.

    34. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by andreyw · · Score: 2

      Wow. Thank god I don't have you as a parent. I'd be one fucked-up-the-ass kid then.

      "Oh no... pooooorn.... vioooolent gaaaames..... dangerous, offensive content" - Please grow the fuck up, before your kids grow up to be just like dad.

    35. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • You don't need to use punishment and threats. You can generally get kids to buy into rules providing the rules are seen by them to be reasonable, and you get to shape their views of the world from birth on.

      Sure, that works, provided the kid is not a teenager... ;-)
    36. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      For instance, it doesn't matter if a kid can circumvent this software if they don't have the money to buy the game in the first place.

      Do you honestly believe that most kids would have trouble pulling the game off of Bittorrent or E2DK? You don't need money to get a game that you want. I pay for all my games now because I've got a steady job and I only really have time for a game every couple of months. I'll admit that when I was back in high school (and broke), I pirated almost everything. I remember downloading StarCraft when it was first released off of a 0-day FTP server (over a 33.6K modem too). Others I got from Usenet (alt.binaries groups). The bottom line was, if I wanted a game, I got it.

      And I don't think I'm any the worse for it. I graduated 2nd in my high school class, got a BS in Computer Science and ended up going into IT where I've got a better/higher paying job than anyone else in my family.

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    37. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by sv0f · · Score: 1

      This is a tool to help parents do their jobs. It is not being foisted on anyone.

      If it's mandatory and we all have to pay for it, then it is being foisted on all of us.

      I could care less if it fits your parenting strategy.

      Anyone that wants one should be able to buy one as an option if the manufacturers decide there's a sufficiently big market for it.

      You've got no God-given right to access a "safe" videogame system. If you don't like what's out there, buy a much older system from a time when the games were relatively mild or start your own company. If people bought Veggie Tales, I'm sure they'd buy your family game system.

    38. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by sv0f · · Score: 1

      Did it occur to you that this helps parents do their jobs without constantly spying on their children?

      If single people, childless couples, and parents who don't use your strategies want to buy a videogame system, they shouldn't have to pay for a chip who's only purpose is to support your parenting strategy.

      The issue isn't government censorship (yet). The issue is economic. You are not a special person and your personal preferences should not become retrictive industry standards (or God forbid federal laws).

    39. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Grym · · Score: 1

      You failed to read the next line of my post:

      "It doesn't matter if they can pirate a copy of the game, if the computer is in a common area so they get in trouble when they even try to play it."

      -Grym

  7. And they claim video games influences violent... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    But just wait until some kid goes Columbine because this thing cut off his game before he could save his progress.

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  8. Why not? by RatBastard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As long as it is voluntary (sp?) I'm fine with it. Parents should have the right to take charge of what their rotten little bastards are up to. If it's mandated that all computers have this then I'm against it. But, I don't have any knee-biters in my household.

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    1. Re:Why not? by fgl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree as long as they dont legislate a requirement for its inclusion & there is no state monitored list of whats approved, this seems fine & dandy for parents on the go today.

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    2. Re:Why not? by august+sun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm with you. Despite everyone elses cries of lazy parenting, it's just not realistic anymore to expect to have a parent at home at all the same times as the children. If it's good parenting to lock your alcohol/guns/porn away, why not something else which the parents have deemed detrimental in unregulated amounts.

    3. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's good parenting to lock your alcohol/guns/porn away, why not something else which the parents have deemed detrimental in unregulated amounts.

      And yet when the kids discover the gun or beer they still shoot their little brother in the head or drink themselves to death.

      By the time I was 6, my parents had solidly put a healthy respect for guns in my head. We had several shotguns and rifles laying around and not once did I ever get the idea into my head that I should "play" with them by pointing them at another human being.

    4. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But some kids are not as bright as others, and Darwin would set in. Too bad we keep supressing him...

    5. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then why is what you said a very rare occurance. because those locks fucking work.

      your parents are just stupid to leave guns "laying around"

    6. Re:Why not? by Pyrrus · · Score: 1

      and by "parents on the go" you mean, "parents who can't be bothered to raise their own kids"?

    7. Re:Why not? by arodland · · Score: 1

      Because parents seem to absolutely love to use technological measures as a substitute for parenting, rather than an adjunct. Their inherent laziness is misadjusted, I guess :)

    8. Re:Why not? by fgl · · Score: 1

      If by "parents who can't be bothered to raise their own kids" you mean 90% of the population of the planet, then yes. you broke my cunning code :-)

      all statistics rigorously made up on the spot

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  9. Re:Boo Hiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Linux already has the V-Chip. It comes in the form of no games.

  10. or.. by Kaisum · · Score: 1

    You could just not buy the game! But hey that's too simple, you don't have to supervise what your children are doing because SOFTWARE does it for you. Right?

    1. Re:or.. by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Since when does someone have to buy a game in order to have a copy of it?

    2. Re:or.. by Kaisum · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean they just had to buy it, sure kids can get games in lots of different ways but the parents just need to find out what their kids are doing. If parents get involved and stop asking the machines to do their job I think the kids will get the messages.

  11. Stupid. by Depris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the problem with these types of measures is they don't take into account idle time (as in maybe going to the bathroom and leaving it on or pausing for some reason) and also I know from experiance playing 2 hours of a game when you are close to the end or completing an important part and then getting booted off would be discouraging at best.

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    1. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And nowdays the parent would then get the shit knoked out of them.

  12. The Computer... by sammykrupa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...will allow parents to control their children's PC gaming
    Damn.

  13. Or by NIK282000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Parents could pay attention to their children and not let them buy the game in the first place. Being 17 I can see why parents would just shell out some money for some way to control their kids without having to talk to them, but if parents woudl just sit down and talk, or even better, unplug the box alltogether they coudl save some money.

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    1. Re:Or by dexomn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Unplugging a computer may induce rebellion in children. Child comes home from school to find that sneaky ol dad has reached the bleeding edge of technology by installing some n*n*nnyish program access. Child talks to other child on irc; other child tells first child how to disable said program. Child then plays sweetest first person shooter of the current time frame give or take a year. Child becomes a computer technician in spare time to save on cost of computer use. Child becomes adult, starts working locally as a tech for mom n' pop shops. Adult has failed marriage and 1 child. Child expresses interest in computer games that may be offensive. Adult buys child a computer and tells them to mow lawns for software money. Instead however, child becomes computer technician in spare time.

    2. Re:Or by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      what the hell are you babbling about?

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    3. Re:Or by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      Dude...

      There are many more applications for a product like this than just plain denying access to a game.

      As a parent myself, the first thing I do is talk with my children about exactly what my specific reasons are for a rule that I might have. They may of course disagree with me, and I encourage that kind of free thinking, but if the rule is set, they cannot disregard or change that would consulting me first.

      Something like this, for a good parent, is not the only line of defense, it is the second or third.

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    4. Re:Or by Ender's+in+use2 · · Score: 0

      "Parents could pay attention to their children and not let them buy the game in the first place."

      Buy the game??? Does anyone actually buy the game anymore? P2P, borrowed or copied install disks, saving lunch money... I can think of many ways to get games that don't involve parents buying them for their children.

      I'm all for technology that lets parents make decisions for their own children so that they don't need to try to ban games I want to play.

    5. Re:Or by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " Being 17 I can see why parents would just shell out some money for some way to control their kids without having to talk to them, but if parents woudl just sit down and talk, or even better, unplug the box alltogether they coudl save some money."

      Yeah, but consider reality for a moment. Frankly, I'd rather this became the norm than trying to legislate who can buy what. By the time I was 16, my dad woudl have had no problem with me playing GTA. By then I had a job, a car, decent grades, and no history of violence. I was a Good Kid(TM). If I would have had to drag him along so I could buy GTA, it would have been a waste of his time. If something like this replaced the rating system...

      Of course it won't, but I can dream. I think it's pretty lame that the way things work now, a parent really can't say "No, it's Okay!" without actually being there. I can understand alchol or tobacco, but they can actually prove the effects those products have. Games? Uh, no. 20 years of reasearch and they've got zip.

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    6. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being fifteen I could still figure out a way to circumvent this thing. Knoppix STD!!

    7. Re:Or by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Parents could pay attention to their children and not let them buy the game in the first place

      Yes, because everyone knows that parents follow their kids around and watch everything they do, making sure they don't go to the store on their own time, borrow it from a friend, rent it, download it, or get it from the parents' own collection.

  14. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least somebody is trying. I doubt it will ever catch on though, how many parents will take the time to learn and install this program (let alone hear about it). Most parents couldn't care less what their kids are doing on the computer as long as they are not going to get sued by the RIAA.

  15. Good Idea by cc-rider-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gives the parents a little control over what their kids are into and keeps the government's ever pervasive fingers out of it. I for one don't want a village overseeing my kids (well, grandkids now), just the family.

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    1. Re:Good Idea by ncb000gt · · Score: 1

      any why would the govt. get involved with this. A village is not going check to see what games your kid/grand kid is playing.

      This is quite rediculous but has the same premise of the stupid cyber nanny crap. It will work for some but you will always have people hacking and cracking it up. Therefore the success rate of it will just be in initial profit due to the fact that kids will evade the measures. Digital information is hard to control.

      Parents need to, as many have stated, talk with their kids...explain maturity and responsibility...BUT also parents need to realize that by placing constant restrictions on ANYONE will just make people feel like doing it or breaking through. Unless there are dire consequences I will try to do what you tell me not to. We need to understand this and stop placing restrictions. mnsho - nc

  16. Hrm, interesting idea. by MajroMax · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Although I personally feel that the ESRB system is relinquishing moral judgements into the hands of a distant third party (much like movie ratings), this system does seem to be a reasonable idea.

    It is also a very compelling argument in favor of multi-user systems.

    The big catch with this idea, though, is that this is restricted to only commercial titles, and ESRB-rated titles at that. While TFA says that this can also be used to control "computer use," it likely won't be able to distinguish web/Java games from web research for the science fair.

    I speculate that the software knows executable names for commercially released games, and it can then cross-reference these against the ESRB database. With this in mind, smaller catches are that this software will require regular updates, and the ESRB rating system itself is quite coarse: look at the dearth of adults-only games.

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    1. Re:Hrm, interesting idea. by KarmaBlackballed · · Score: 1

      I agree, reasonable idea for attempting to control game access on a PC. But this is making the task of resticting game access to kids more difficult and less reliable than it needs to be.

      Here is a relevant fact I just pulled out of my @rse which did not smell too bad:

      * Most kids are playing games on gaming consoles. *

      That makes sense because game consoles are cheap and plentiful. Look into a home that sees some public assistance and you will probably find a TV and a game console hooked up to it. (You will NOT find a high end PC with Nvidia's latest video card.)

      If parents are really concerned about restricting game access to their kids, they should just stick to the game consoles. Why? Games are harder to hack and most of the population cannot download them. Ergo, tigher parent control of game playing for the majority of kids. (The majority of kids do NOT have large coin access to buy their own $15 and $40 games.)

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  17. not a bad idea... by michaeli · · Score: 1

    Though obviously games will be cracked fairly quickly to bypass whatever rating they have (in this case, get knocked down to the "G" equivalent for games--possibly still just G?).

    I'm still in the camp of trying to reason to a kid why you don't want them playing a game, or sitting down with them while they do, explaining the parts you find objectionable and why... generally if people are treated with respect, they tend to listen better.

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    1. Re:not a bad idea... by nametaken · · Score: 1


      Sure, there will be cracks for this, but I see it as something to help parents manage what their kids are exposed to. Doesn't mean anyone should rely on it as the first and last line of defense. Like you were saying, you should be monitoring your children too.

      On a slightly different note, I think games are WAY down the list of things I'd worry about. As far as I'm concerned, instant messengers are the really scary portal to your children. These can be managed as well, but I suspect they are mostly disregarded by parents.

      So uh, if there's a public source of ESRB ratings, wouldn't it be really easy to knock together an OSS version?

    2. Re:Not a bad idea... by keyrat+rafa · · Score: 1

      If your kid can crack a game he can crack your rating protection. Either that or his friend who gave him the cd and sits on IRC all day can do it.

    3. Re:Not a bad idea... by stubear · · Score: 1

      I never said the kid crackd the game himself, I merely suggested he got a copy from his friend or off a P2P app. Unless parents actively snoop around on theiir kids computers (which has been found to be illegal in some states - privacy rights and all) they aren't going to catch this one. If, on the other hand, they install this v-chip software, they have a reaonable expectation that certain rated games are likely not going to run on the computer. With limited monitoring of the kid's computer they can catch any alterations to the v-chip software.

    4. Re:Not a bad idea... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      You often don't need to crack the game. It often comes precracked. Even if not, it's a simple matter of running a program.

      Not saying this particular program would be difficult to get around, but I could envision a setup with the same result that would require quite a bit of skill to get around, especially as Windows's user model is becoming less admin-centric.

    5. Re:not a bad idea... by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 1

      why bother with new cracks? it's already trivially easy to bypass windows user protection - just run the game as another user...

  18. In Soviet America by graveyardduckx · · Score: 0, Troll

    computers monitor yo.... wait a minute.

  19. windows vs linux by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this gets implimented on a wide scale, I think we will see bootable Linux cds with the nvidia kernel and doom3 or halflife2 installed becomming very popular.

    I love these kinds of restrictions, they really help kids get creative and find ways around systems of control. It teaches them valuable lessons that they will need later in life as DRM get more and more popular. If we are to live in a free society, we need creative people who can subvert the confinements imposed by parents, churches, governments, and corporations.

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    1. Re:windows vs linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a 16 yr. old, I think you over estimate the intelligence of teen gamers. I might use *nix, but from what I've seen, the average young gamer would not. Seriously, most of my peers are as computer illiterate as they come, and know nothing outside of windows. And no, I'm not in a 'dumb' area. There are people who would do that, but you overestimate how many of them there are.

      Secondly, since when is being rebelious a good 'lesson'? I'm sure I'll be mocked\flamed by other AC's, but I don't care. My parents don't allow me to play M rated games, and I respect their wishes. How does that effect 'free society'? They give me room & board, food, clothing, money, transportation, etc. It's not unreasonable for them to set some limits for me in return. I might not agree, but its a damn good deal for everything I get. Stop encouraging people to fuckoff their parents, ingratful bastard.

    2. Re:windows vs linux by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      If this gets implimented on a wide scale, I think we will see bootable Linux cds with the nvidia kernel and doom3 or halflife2 installed becomming very popular.

      BIOS password and no boot from CD-ROM. What do you have for that? Oh, and a lock for the computer case, don't want the little bastards messing with the jumpers, trying to reset the password.

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    3. Re:windows vs linux by EverDense · · Score: 1

      BIOS password and no boot from CD-ROM. What do you have for that? Oh, and a lock for the computer
      case, don't want the little bastards messing with the jumpers, trying to reset the password.


      Flash the BIOS from within the OS, that should get rid of the BIOS password.

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    4. Re:windows vs linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, so a free society is a society without authority?

      Yikes.

    5. Re:windows vs linux by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Flash the BIOS from within the OS, that should get rid of the BIOS password.

      I don't think you can do that with BIOS that is jumpered on the motherboard, only on a jumperless motherboard. That is the whole reason for the jumper. Set the jumper on, and you can write/clear the BIOS. Set the jumper the other way, and you can't write/clear the BIOS.

      Plus, you would never give your kid admin on a windows box. You would not even give them permission to instal any software. And you would have some software monitoring what they are doing.

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    6. Re:windows vs linux by mike5904 · · Score: 1

      Someone who's going to do all that other stuff is surely going to know to disable that from within the BIOS!

    7. Re:windows vs linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, except for the money and possibly the transportation, they're required to give you that until you turn 18. It's not your fault you exist...

    8. Re:windows vs linux by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My access to video games (lets assume for simplicity sake, on my own hardware...say the laptop I bought with my first job at 15) does not effect my parents. I am not "fucking them off" by getting around any restrictions they place on it. The reason why rebeliousness is a virtue is because authority is so easily abused and we need free thinkers to knock the "leaders" down a notch. The obedience enforced by schools and parents trains citizens to be subservient and dependent on those in charge. That kind of mentality makes you not question things you should question as an adult such as why your government is at war or why you never got those penis pills you ordered from that popup advertisement. As corporate elites use DRM and other dirty tricks to restrict our fair use and free speech rights, we need a generation of hackers willing get around these restrictions.

      Besides... Hacking also is one of the best ways of gaining more general knowledge. Take Steve Wozniak, the technical genius behind the original apple. He phreaked the phone system back in the 70s and 80s. Or Richard Stallman, the founder of GNU and probably the most popular *nix utilities around. He failed english classes and bounced back and forth between private and public high schools. At Harvard and MIT he was known to participate in "lock hacking," the art of breaking into professors' offices to "liberate" sequestered terminals. Lots of behavior appears social unacceptable actually increeses human freedom. Hackers built the net and are still fighting to keep it free. Sure we might offend those in charge, but in the long run liberty will prevail and result in better technology and a quantative increese in available human knowledge.

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    9. Re:windows vs linux by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 1
      Wait, so a free society is a society without authority?

      Congratulations! You just defined Anarchism! I still think google does a better job of it though.

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q= define%3Aanarchism&btnG=Search

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    10. Re:windows vs linux by Anne+Honime · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Wait, so a free society is a society without authority?

      Nope ; it's a society where resepect is earned, not brutally enforced. Good parents never have problems setting rules, because they can explain their purposes.

    11. Re:windows vs linux by Jeremy.DeGroot · · Score: 1

      If this gets implimented on a wide scale, I think we will see bootable Linux cds with the nvidia kernel and doom3 or halflife2 installed becomming very popular.

      If the kids are making those CDs themselves, then they're probably good enough to work around this program. If they're getting them from computer-savvy friends, the exercise probably won't instill in them the kind of creativity in subversion that you're hoping for.

    12. Re:windows vs linux by lakeland · · Score: 1

      Very little windows software works without admin. Most parents don't even have XP pro.

    13. Re:windows vs linux by torokun · · Score: 1

      Yeah. You have a point.

      BUT, what about the kid who circumvents these restrictions because he's obsessed with gaming as a way to procrastinate and avoid doing schoolwork or anything else?

      I think there's a use for these things, and publishing circumventions only hurts the parents who have a legitimate right to restrict their kids in whatever way they want...

    14. Re:windows vs linux by izomiac · · Score: 1
      No kidding. There were all of three reasons that I learned how to use BeOS back when R5 PE came out.

      It let me use FTP to work on my website..

      It let me use Napster.

      It let me view porn sites.
      As a 15 year old these three things were critically important to me, and I was awe-inspired at how the boarding school firewall wasn't compatible with BeOS. Now, after getting fed-up with Windows, and irritated with Linux's unnecessary complexity (I like to tinker, but I don't like to be forced to) BeOS has become my OS of choice.

    15. Re:windows vs linux by Mant · · Score: 1

      And of course children, especially teens, are always reasonable and when given a good reason not to do something will always take heed, right?

    16. Re:windows vs linux by Mant · · Score: 1

      Assuming parents are actually any good, they care about their children. If their 15 year old is, say, spending 8 hours a day on a MMORPG it really is going to effect them.

      Now hopefully parents will have discussed with their child why certain behaviours are bad, but lets face it teenagers are not know for being rational. Even given perfectly good reasons teenagers may very well ignore them, or agree with their parents to shut them up and then do it anyway.

      Not that a bit of teenage rebellion is necessarily a bad thing, or I'm advocating not questioning authority (it certainly seems to need it more and more these days). However, rebellion = good is way to simplistic. It's great some kids who were failed by the education system went on to be successful (and not just in a financial sense) but most kids involved in social unacceptable behaviour aren't misunderstood creative types. Most people involved in "lock-hacking" are criminals.

      If parents want to put some sensible limits on their kids behaviour, and talk to their kids about why, this is usually because they care, and is a good thing. Like anything it seems this tool can be both used well and abused.

      Oh, and the US military built the net, hackers just moved in afterwards.

    17. Re:windows vs linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why does garbage like this get marked 'Insightful'? There is nothing insightful about it.


      If we are to live in a free society, we need creative people who can subvert the confinements imposed by parents, churches, governments, and corporations.


      Bullshit. If we are to live in a free society, we need people with wisdom and understanding, not ignorance and arrogance. Parents, churches, and governments are not here to suppress you. They are here to guide and teach.

    18. Re:windows vs linux by cl0secall · · Score: 1
      Parents, churches, and governments are not here to suppress you. They are here to guide and teach.
      Subjective. You might believe that, as may a majority of people, but I hope that you would concede that anyone/everyone has the *right* to believe otherwise, regardless of whether you think it's correct.
      If we are to live in a free society, we need people with wisdom and understanding, not ignorance and arrogance.
      This part I wholly agree with. It is the ignorance of parents that is drawing the ire here. Kids are and will continue to complain that parents do not understand them. Those parents that do, or at least give out that perception to their kids, would, I'd guess, have less of a hard time keeping them in line.

      Disclaimer: I am not a parent.

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  20. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  21. purpose? by Bruno_me · · Score: 0

    in this image from the site, they're on a mac, so what's the purpose of this software?

    1. Re:purpose? by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

      It's this little thing called stock photography....sheesh, next thing you know, you'll be pointing out flaws in movies like someone wearing a watch in the Ten Commandments :P

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    2. Re:purpose? by Bruno_me · · Score: 0

      my post was a little thing called sarcasm, the next thing you know, you'll be posting that CmdrTaco isn't really an evil robot bent on world domination :)

    3. Re:purpose? by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

      my post was a snide response to your sarcasm, the next thing you know, CmdrTaco will be putting you up to saying that he isn't an evil robot bent on world domination :D

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  22. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What makes it tick?

    "Wallfly: ...Is self-learning and automatically updated so that existing policies and restrictions will apply to even the newest software without additional administration. ...Is hacker resistant. Attempts to tamper with or disable WallFly will cause an alert to be emailed to the parent. Renaming files or installing new games does not fool WallFly."

    So it learns by itself what the files are? The ESRB doesn't publish the rating for a given md5sum (and even then, games could be patched with a NOP at the beginning or end, or games that update themselves would evade the checksum).

    Unless it checks to see whether the title in the .exe file "metadata" matches a blocked title, which would be easy to 'fix'.

    Just some thoughts... any ideas?

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boot into safe mode. Remove from startup. Remove from services. Insert a little firewall to block outgoing SMTP attempts just on the off chance you missed something. Restart. Frag.

    2. Re:So... by rastilin · · Score: 1

      You can run two Windows OS's off the same partition, "Windows" and "Biology Assignment" or "Program Files" or even better "RECYCLER". RECYCLER is hidden by default and nobody would look in there. With your own USB or Floppy based boot loader this can easily work out.

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  23. God I love stock photos. by beswicks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Really nice picture on the product page of a father and son using an Apple iBook...

    Shame the software is for Windows.

    Personally I would suggest not buying games for a child that are rated above his/her age...

    Also how does it stop a kid from playing Flash games in a web browser instead of researching homework...

    Or that the kid probabally knows more about the computer than ma or pa.

  24. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new software parents!

  25. Why is this even an issue? by WarlockD · · Score: 1

    Seriously, who REALLY uses the V-chip on the TV. That one was free too.

    Now they are talking about software?

    It strikes me funny, that you have to buy something to limit the games that you buy.

    You could just STOP buying Doom3 for your kids.

    1. Re:Why is this even an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But see...if you turn off the blood, it's perfectly fine for a six-year-old to play! (Oblig. "No need, turning the sound off would suffice perfectly")

    2. Re:Why is this even an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a, uh, friend, who lives in his parents basement and can't get any porn stations because of this frikkin' v-chip. It really pisses me off. HIM! Pisses him off!

  26. This is actually quite good by scronline · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you're a hormone driven teenager porn is something that will somehow mysteriously find it's way to you. 2 out of 5 machines that were brought into my shop TODAY were here because of damage to the system. 1 was a 15 year old, the other 16. Both had P2P and "other" items on it. One machine literally had 90gigs of porn! Take about having his stroke material all planned out. Granted, I'm talking about the blockster and not the wallfly, but either is a great thing. it would even be better if they were in a package together since they both are kind of the same overall purpose.

    Anyway, both parents were extremely upset as they had BOTH told their kids no P2P network crap but they did it anyway. Of course, if they didn't let them have their computers in their room that might have been a bit different, but what do I know?

    Anyway, this is a great idea, in my humble opinion. I receive calls all the time from parents wanting to know how to stop their kids from getting into that kind of crap.

    1. Re:This is actually quite good by cranos · · Score: 1

      90 Gigs of porn

      So you backed everything up before blowing it away right?

    2. Re:This is actually quite good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, if they didn't let them have their computers in their room that might have been a bit different, but what do I know?

      No. That's when you use PGP disks. Come home as a latchkey, mount PGP disk, load special Netscape profile on PGP disk, browse, save, clear Recent Documents, unmount PGP disk.

      Not that I speak from experience or anything.

  27. Don't be fooled! by uncoveror · · Score: 2, Funny

    The V-chip is not about protecting the children. It is a surveillance device. This new software version for computers is probably no different.

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    1. Re:Don't be fooled! by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      The real question is why would you need extra hardware to do this ?

      I think most people admit that most games are going to be run on a M$ Windows desktop. So why not just have a service pack that adds a content rating to a users profile.

      Assuming the children's accounts aren't running as administrators, and they don't have the administrator password then all that is needed is the software manufacturers to query the rating in the user profile.

      But hey in the real world here, when kids are typically the only ones who know how to operate the pc and increasingly are user accounts so the parents don't break the computer (assuming it's not in their bedrooms).

      This is kinda a pointless exercise You can already get cracks to bypass a game's serial / activation etc. How long after this would there be cracks to bypass content controls

    2. Re:Don't be fooled! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A quote from the sight linked to in parent:


      "Our crack staff of technicians soon discovered that the circuitry itself can not be turned off or removed. That will kill the whole TV set, and send out a signal that you are tampering with the government's spying device, but we have found a simple solution: tin foil.

      As UFO abduction experts have already discovered with tin foil hats, tin is an excellent shield. You will need to open the back of your TV. You need to line the inside of your TV set's back cover with at least three layers of tin foil, then put the set back together. Also place small cone shaped pieces of tin foil over your TV cable or antenna wire where they connect to the back of your set. This will block the transmissions leaving your TV, and restore your privacy.

      NOTE: Aluminum foil is no substitute! People refer to aluminum foil as tin foil, but they are not the same. Real tin foil is now hard to find, so you will have to search for it. Aluminum would act as an antenna, and actually allow the spy signals to travel further! It must be tin. Tin is an element, and no other has the right atomic weight. Its properties are unique. One possible substitute, if you can get it, would be lead foil, but it would need to be at least eight layers thick. Another problem with lead is that it is a carcinogen, and may be radioactive."

      This is paranoid schizophrenia at its best.

    3. Re:Don't be fooled! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, a great piece from the site that also claims that your cieling fan has a listening device, and W Ketchup is actually 50% blood.

      Brilliant.

  28. obligatory by oscartheduck · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new Lazier and Less Attentive parental overlords.

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  29. The ESRB's not doing its job anyway. by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1

    I can name four games with heavy gunplay with realistic weapons that are all rated Teen by the ESRB: Medal of Honor: Allied Assault, Call of Duty, Battlefield 1942, Battlefield Vietnam. All of these games get a Teen rating because they lack blood. They all feature real-world weapons being used exclusively on humans with realistic sound effects and non-blood visual effects. They even feature explosions with humans getting injured by the blasts, and human suffering and aggression. But they escape through a loophole because they don't show blood spilling. Something is seriously wrong here.

    Personally, I consider anything with real-life guns or very detailed suffering to be Mature, blood or no blood. Letting companies "enhance their marketing spectrum" because they leave out one mature item out of many is wrong. Anyone else notice that three of the four games I mentioned were published by Electronic Arts?

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    1. Re:The ESRB's not doing its job anyway. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      I can name four games with heavy gunplay with realistic weapons that are all rated Teen by the ESRB: Medal of Honor: Allied Assault, Call of Duty, Battlefield 1942, Battlefield Vietnam. All of these games get a Teen rating because they lack blood.

      Um, all of those are about real wars where real TEENS were drafted and sent to fight to the death on the frontlines.

      Something is wrong if you think a person shouldn't SEE graphic violence, but then you think 2-3 years later its fine for him to go and DO IT.

    2. Re:The ESRB's not doing its job anyway. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Anyone else notice that three of the four games I mentioned were published by Electronic Arts?

      Big shock there. 3 out of 4 games PERIOD seem to be crapped out by EA these days.

  30. taskmon to the rescue by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Seriuously, would it be really difficult to end the process tree, and run the game directly (you don't even need explorer up to run things. Try ending it and using taskmon's "new task" menu to launch programs).

    If it keeps coming back, well... treat it like the blaster worm :D I had fun removing that manually* before the tools came out.

    *Notepad + end task + quick timing. Open the exe, delete everything. File, save-as. Make it save as an exe. Leave the overwrite confirmation box up. Use taskmon to "end process tree" - leave the confirmation box up. Move it so the "yes" button is directly on top of the save-as yes button. Do a quick enough double click and the process will die, notepad will save 0000 to the file, and it will fail to reload itself.

    This trick works with most nasty programs as well, except one seemingly polymorphic virus I can't get rid of (3 updated antivirus don't catch it, even when i scan the file directly off of an unmounted drive in an incompatible OS)

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  31. being a bit over 30... by Anne+Honime · · Score: 1
    ... I can tell you that it's been over 20 years that I have to find ways to lock my own parents out of some functions of their computers at their request.

    I guess I would have, as a child, been really happy to have such a program handy to accomplish that overwhelming task of securing the less knowledgeables among us from themselves.

    Right, I was (just a little) kidding, but honestly, my parents have never been able to know what was going on in their computer, so mine was even more beyhond the radar, and I don't think it'll be ever different. Youths can be very dedicated at figuring ways to outperform absurd limitations.

  32. Re:And they claim video games influences violent.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No kidding. Lets just say that once when I was younger the fact that I would never die while playing 2 player Super Mario resulted in me being kicked in the back of the head.

  33. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think its much preferable that these kids get into porn rather than into unhealthy sexual activities that many of their peers are getting into that lead to AIDS, other STDs, and unwanted pregnancies.

    I'm 19.. I've browsed porn all the time when I was 15 and 16. I dont exactly see the problem here.

    Its kinda stupid anyway.. No such software would get on my PCs, and any software that did manage to get on my PC (although it would be tough to shoehorn this crap on my Linux desktop) would be quickly removed.

    Kids are often much smarter than thier parents when it comes to computers, so I dont expect these kinds of solutions to do much. Even if the kids don't know themselves, they'll just pay $10 to the school geek to do it for them.

  34. to go one further by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    kids will attempt to thwart their parents' will just to do so. An expression of their independence.
    That said, I don't know what I'd prevent a kid at that age (15-16) from playing. Him playing video games beats the hell out of throwing pumpkins at mailboxes or sucking cock at rest stops. (ok those were really unrealistic examples but I'm stoned)

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    1. Re:to go one further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      playing video games beats the hell out of throwing pumpkins at mailboxes or sucking cock at rest stops

      Who says you can't do all three?

    2. Re:to go one further by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or getting stoned and posting on slashdot...

    3. Re:to go one further by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Throw pumpkins at stoned cocksuckers, and if he throws hard enough, he gains his independence!

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  35. Re:Boo Hiss by shadowzero313 · · Score: 0

    *plays doom3 on linux* ehh, no games? on linux? why must you turn slashdot into a house of lies?

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  37. As a parent of four, this is my opinion by CrackHappy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My oldest just turned 9.

    We monitor his game usage pretty much all the time he is using it, and the computer is set up in such a way that anyone can see what's on the monitor at almost any time, as it is set up in the main living room.

    He is only allowed to play games which:
    1) I have played.
    2) I do not feel is too violent or sexual in nature.
    3) Which I feel will not alter his behaviour in an undesirable way.

    I feel that #3 can be important. If you do not pay close attention to the way your child acts after they play a video game, the results could surprise you. He was playing what I had at the time thought of as a rather non-violent game - a space conquest game that is basically just a strategy game. There are no characters, no people of any kind in it at all, but it actually seemed to have a detrimental effect on him and he became more violent. Almost as soon as I cut his access off, his attitude and behaviour improved.

    At another time, he was playing what I considered to be a graphically violent game, but it did not affect him adversely at all. In fact he ended up identifying with the characters and gaining compassion because of it.

    I think that the ESRB ratings are a pretty good system, although they could still use improvement (what couldn't?).

    As a parent, I have seriously considered getting the software in TFA, not because of the ratings system that it uses, but because it helps me regulate the amount of time he gets to use it for. It would be very useful to have an objective system by which I can "pay" him for doing his chores by granting him an extra hour a week to play. Trying to monitor his time on the computer is a lot harder without a tool like this.

    I have complete control over my home computer, so it's not a matter of access to games, but of access for the TIME to play them. I would much rather punish my son by reducing his weekly allotment of computer play time by 1/2 an hour than standing him in time-out or making him do extra chores.

    To me this is a tool to be used to help me parent effectively, not as a substitute for my parenting.

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    1. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by downsize · · Score: 1

      I do not understand how you can control everything else, but not the time of use.

      when he gets older and starts driving, you are going to say "be home by..." and he will abide if all goes well.

      how are you not able to leverage time currently with your clock? you can still use the time currency/reward scenario

      granted, time management can be very difficult - but if you tell him "you can play from 5 to 6" (as my parents did with TV or playing outside, or whatever the event)... won't that fit into your parenting techniques, instead of this time controlling tool?

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    2. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by CrackHappy · · Score: 0

      Of course it would work and does currently work.

      We do in fact currently do this sort of thing, but the problem is the budgeting of time. If, for example, I state that he gets 5 hours per week to play video games in and am able to leave the actual budgeting of the time up to him, I fully expect that he is going to go in and play 4 hours the first day, the last hour the second day and then grumble about it for the rest of the week.

      Currently, the time management we use is usually along the lines of:
      "If you get your homework completed, your chores finished, and you do an extra chore of then you will get 45 minutes to play tonight, with the latest you can stay up being 9:00PM".

      Given those parameters, he does pretty well under that system. However this is another of those parenting nuggets you can sometimes find, in that you can actually use it as an educational tool at the same time. Teaching good time management and budgeting is an important part of being a parent, and this is another opportunity to do that.

      I could do this with a piece of paper, a spreadsheet, or whatever on my own of course, but having the energy and time to do that for each child is difficult.

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    3. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by JExtine · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiousity, what was the violent game that you said raised his compassion?

    4. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by CrackHappy · · Score: 0

      LOTR: ROTK

      It's actually quite violent. It doesn't have blood/guts, but there sure is a lot of fighting. Of course, he probably identifies with it a lot better because he actually performs in Renaissance Faires with us too.

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    5. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This weekend I watched a boy of 13 beg visitors for loose change with a big smile on his face while his mother lay in pain in the hospital. People are not basically good.

    6. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by tepples · · Score: 1

      "If you get your homework completed, your chores finished, and you do an extra chore of then you will get 45 minutes to play tonight, with the latest you can stay up being 9:00PM".

      Will this remain true once your child starts to get multi-day and multi-week assignments? Will it be "no games until you get your 20 page book report finished and handed in, and I don't give a flying rat's about the online play date that you had scheduled for a month" once the child reaches high school?

    7. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by EvanED · · Score: 1

      It amazes me how parents can justify behaviorism as a tool to make their children act the "proper way." Can't people find this on their own? Wasn't one of the principles of modern philosophy that humans are good at heart and should make their OWN decisions?

      Because kids have the same expriences and reasoning power of their parents?

    8. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > He was playing what I had at the time thought of as a rather non-violent game - a space conquest game that is basically just a strategy game. There are no characters, no people of any kind in it at all, but it actually seemed to have a detrimental effect on him and he became more violent. Almost as soon as I cut his access off, his attitude and behaviour improved.

      Violence: Seeing something jumping out in front of you and reflexively clicking on the mouse-button to give it both barrels of your shotgun - the screen splatters red for a moment, and then you're safe.

      Nonviolence: Staring at a dialog box that reads "WARNING: Use of hypergravitic weapons is a violation of the Galactic Sentients' Rights Convention of CY3441. Estimated civilian casualties are 1.8 billion. Deploy planetkiller? [Yes | No]". You sit back in your chair and lazily circle your finger around the "Y" key before pressing it down with a satisfied grin on your face as you watch watch a video cutscene that consists of nothing more than a picture of a cityscape and a fade-to-white.

    9. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by CrackHappy · · Score: 0

      That's a very good question. Actually, right now he does in fact have a multi-day assignment, a book report. Last night his task for that assignment was to do the research (reading). Tonight he will write 1/2 of his report, and tomorrow night finish it.

      I don't know how well something like that will work once he gets into the really heavy stuff, but part of the point of growing up is that you learn to take responsibility for your own actions and duties. As time passes, I will leave more and more of the decision making to him.

      I do not know of anyone who has actually sat down and planned out their parenting plan for years ahead of now. I can tell you what I am thinking about for the next month or two for him specifically, but farther than that is wishful thinking about my prognostication ability!

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    10. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by CrackHappy · · Score: 0

      LOL - I really shouldn't read this at work, but no one is here to hear my guffawing.

      I'm going to take it that you've played Doom obsessively in the past, because one who had not would not be able to paint such a nice description of it in such a short number of words.

      The space conquest game BTW is a LOT simpler than that. I don't remember the name of it specifically but it's a game that came with my distro - Mandrake 10.1 You never actually see any violence, it's a lot like Risk in a way.

      But to see him shouting at the computer screen calling it "jerk" or "meanie" was rather disconcerting. When he would win, he'd dance and taunt the computer. Don't get me wrong a little celebration is certainly in order but he REALLY got into it. It got to the point that I simply had to make him stop playing it because he started displaying the same behaviour towards his siblings. That stopped within a couple days of denying access to that game.

      He can still play it, but only with me or my wife, as he's not about to start calling us names when we beat the pants off him. I have to say he is really improving at strategy though.

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    11. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by tepples · · Score: 1

      I do not know of anyone who has actually sat down and planned out their parenting plan for years ahead of now.

      You must not have a lot of friends who buy those "parenting for losers" books :-)

    12. Re:As a parent of four, this is my opinion by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      I get the feeling that someone really does not like me. Every single one of my posts in this topic have been moderated -1 Overrated. Mind you, I do not really care one way or the other, but I do find it interesting that they were all moderated at about the same time and were all in the same thread.

      If you hate me, please tell me so.

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  38. As a informed parent, I protest. by NullProg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a friend to a lot of other parents who don't know the difference between M,T, and E ratings, only the video game makers are to blame for this. The self-regulating ratings are a joke.

    I don't believe in censorship for video games (government or otherwise). I regulate (censor) what my kids see/do, but thats my right as a parent.

    I think another rating system is in order for the clueless who buy eight year old Johnny Doom III because he asks for it.

    Whatever happend to /noblood /nosex etc. options (Duke3D, Mortal Combat)?

    Food for thought,
    Enjoy.

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    1. Re:As a informed parent, I protest. by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

      If the parents are too stupid or uninformed to understand the ESRB ratings (or at least ask an employee what they mean) shouldn't be buying their kids videogames. It's not like they change every year or something.

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  39. Not a bad idea... by stubear · · Score: 1

    I've read a lot of comments suggesting parents simply don't buy, or allow their kids to buy, games with particular ratings. However this overlooks one very glaring issue, pirated games. What's to stop a kid from downloading or getting a copy of a game from his friends with an M rating and playing it without the parents knowing?

    While this is not a replacement for parenting, it does help some. Personally I've always liked solutions like this because they keep the government out of the censorship business. Just because some parents don't want their kids to play mature games doesn't mean I don't want to mature games.

  40. This isn't really that bad by scourfish · · Score: 1

    "Oh noes! The computer isn't letting me play this game because my mom locked me out" isn't something I'd call bad. Granted, it might be silly to see some college student still living with their folks locked out. That "Oh no, lazy parent" argument is complete horseshit as well. It's tough for parents to sometimes enforce healthy limits with regards to balancing acceptible entertaiment and disciplinary habits (especially when it comes to studying) in kids. I know if I had small children, I would not want them to play Half Life 2, nor would I want a teenager who's performing poorly in school to play either. Things like this are just another enforcement tool. Even if something like this was mandated, people have the option of turning it off. The V-Chip hasn't reduced our media draconian levels, and something like this won't either. I know that many younger people who visit slashdot might be angered by something like this, but tough shit, wait till you're 18.

    1. Re:This isn't really that bad by Anne+Honime · · Score: 1

      No offence, but I think you're getting it backward ; instead of monitoring computer use, why not monitor schoolwork ? I've always had full latitude to do whatever I wanted with my computer, after I was through with homework. Mind you, this really increased my productivity big times !

    2. Re:This isn't really that bad by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Computers, like TVs, have this marvellous button which will send a digital "high" signal to a digital logic circuit in the power supply, which sets up a chain reaction which actually enables or disables a power transistor in there which allows you to choose whether a current is allowed to flow into a computer or not! They call it a "Power Button".

      Even more amazingly, a room without a computer, or a phone, or a TV can actually considered to be (though it IS a rough approximation which engineers and scientists use to make calculations easier) "without computers or tvs or anything".

      Some scientists in Antarctica are working with trying to combine these two ideas to both "turn off" the computer, as it's known, and "take the computer away".

      They've encountered some resistance from kids who say they need a computer to do their homework. To alleviate this problem, the kids are given "pencils", "paper", and "calculators" to work with. Amazingly, kids using these fantastic new tools seem to get, on aggregate, an average of 900% more work done per unit of time!

      It's groundbreaking research, but the practical applications are unreal!!!

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  41. Remind me to avoid this one. by Jigabug · · Score: 1

    Not because I think it's a bad idea though... I just know I'd get it, set things up wrong and end up locking myself out of things.

  42. Re:Boo Hiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Oh yes, Doom 3. Linux has Doom 3. 8.5 at GameSpot, damned with faint praise because the game isn't all that and a bag of chips. Who needs any other game when you have Doom 3?

    Mac has The Sims and that little slidey Apple logo puzzle game too. Outstanding variety.

    When each of these operating systems have more than 10 games, during a single quarter, wake me up and I'll pay attention.

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  44. Re:And they claim video games influences violent.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    goes Columbine

    How droll.

  45. this stuff never works by Scudsucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Complaining about "lazy parenting" aside, there are always problems with censorship via software. My first experience with the web was in high school, and in my comptuer class one of our assignments was to make a web page. So I started looking for links for stuff I was interested in at the time, like X-Men comics. All the sites I came up with were blocked by the schools net filter. After thinking "wtf? X-Men comics are PG!", I tried an experiment, and typed in www.playboy.com, and hit enter. Boom! Up comes the site with a nice picture of Miss October. So their filter would block comic books fit for 6 year olds, and yet the homepage for the most famous adult magazine in the country was wide open?

    Yeah, this was a few years ago, but I have a more recent example: a swearing filter for the game Counter-Strike. The problem? You couldn't say "I had good competition earlier from Japan", because "tit", "lier", and "jap" were filtered. You could, however, say "I just had orgazmic intercourse with a dead baby's skull" and be just fine with the filter. I wonder which statement the server admin would find more offensive.

    So now matter how advanced filtering gets, you'll always have examples of stupid things that get blocked or allowed through.

    1. Re:this stuff never works by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      "lier"

      Why on earth would "Lier" be filtered? What dumb fuck programmed the filter?

    2. Re:this stuff never works by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Damned if I know. But I do know they were filtered, because the game would give my player damage if I said "competition", "earlier" or "japan", which I ran into during the course of normal (no swearing) conversations. After some experimentation, I found out that the "lier" part was what it objected to. Maybe the list came from Bill Bennet or something.

  46. Won't Stop a Computer Litereate Kid by UnderDark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Being 15, I can tell you that if my parents were to install this, I would simply kill it. I'm Admin on my box, so I don't have to worry about profiles. Even if my parents manage to sneak something like this on, and block me from deleting it: how does it stop me from booting into DOS and deleting it there? All my parents need to do is talk, it does a lot more than a lame peice of software could ever hope to do.

    1. Re:Won't Stop a Computer Litereate Kid by CSMastermind · · Score: 1

      I agree. I'm not saying that you couldn't get around it. Then again you're here on slashdot. I've had the debate about wether you can really lock down a machine and still have it be functional, and you simply can't. There are lots of kids out there who won't get around it. There are also alot more who need their parents just to talk to them. But if nothing else this could stop some kids from accidently playing games that their parents wouldn't like.

    2. Re:Won't Stop a Computer Litereate Kid by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      So either you're running 2000/XP with FAT32 or you have an NTFS driver for DOS.

    3. Re:Won't Stop a Computer Litereate Kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool. I am 15 too. I could kill it too easily, but my parents trust me enough not to need it.

    4. Re:Won't Stop a Computer Litereate Kid by typobox43 · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's on Win98. Everyone's admin on Win98. ;)

    5. Re:Won't Stop a Computer Litereate Kid by UnderDark · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would just use the CD-ROM that I used to create a Linux partition (it comes with an NTFS driver). While this may be out of the technical knowledge of some kids, computer literate children would not find it terribly difficult.

  47. Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by CrankyFool · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A) Why not just not buy them the games?

    Because maybe you _didn't_ buy them the games, but they borrowed them from friends, or bought them with their own money; or maybe the games are for you, not for the little tykes;

    B) Why, when I was a kid and they tried to do this to me, I hax0red the PC to let me do it anyway! Any average kid will be able to do this in about 5 minutes!

    I call bullshit, and would like to see cite. "A person I know did it" is an anecdote. An anecdote is not the singular form of evidence. Sure, some kids will be able to get around this; some kids won't bother and will do something else. It's not like you're betting your life on their inability to hax0r the system.

    C) Parents should just pay attention to their kids!

    Right. Because the correct answer is for the parent to always watch over the kid's shoulder. That'll help the kid develop well.

    Look, I'm not an advocate of this tool, and I wouldn't use it with my kids -- I grew up in a household where my dad's firearms were easily accessible to me with no lock in the way. Instead of hiding them from me, my dad taught me how to use them safely and said "whenever you'd like to shoot them, I'll go with you." Not quite the same thing with porn, but that's because I didn't ask. But some parents would like to do what they can to make it so their kids don't have access to these sorts of games, and while this isn't a panacea (hey Bobby, can I come over and play UberViolence? Thanks!), it can be helpful.

    1. Re:Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      I call bullshit, and would like to see cite.

      That one bugs me, too. It's like the TVs with password protected V-chips. Everyone always says, "oh, the kids will just hack it!"

      Hack what? A TV? They either have the password or they don't. They're going to sit there and try every combination with a remote control? Even with the Tivo's paltry 4 digit code, that's a long time poking at buttons.

    2. Re:Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by nkh · · Score: 1

      B) Everyone with a computer did this when i was young and it was never difficult. Just copy the files in a predefined order (written clearly in this handy crack.txt) or launch a few cracks. You know what? It's a thousand times easier nowadays: just click on setup.exe and click Next->Next->Next, you don't need to read anymore.

      This kind of shit IS NOT HELPFUL! It's useless, the protection is easily bypassed and it costs money to those irresponsible parents who think they are good parents because they bought this protection at Wallmart.

    3. Re:Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

      When my mom was young, her parents kept the christmas presents in a closet protected by a conbination lock. She and her sisters would spend hours trying to get it open. One day, they did. Then they couldn't lock it again, and their parents found out. So yes, the kids will hack it. :)

    4. Re:Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you underestimate the power Skinemax has with young teens.

    5. Re:Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by MooseGuy529 · · Score: 1
      Why, when I was a kid and they tried to do this to me, I hax0red the PC to let me do it anyway! Any average kid will be able to do this in about 5 minutes!

      I have a similar story.

      A long, long time ago, when we still had a 500 MHz Pentium III, my parents were leaving my brother and me home from some event (I don't remember what) as punishment, and they "cleverly" stole the VGA cable and power cable. For a few minutes, we were convinced we couldn't use the computer.

      Having a house full of computer stuff, we realized, meant that the missing parts were probably easy to replace. We found a power cable easily, but we didn't have a VGA cable so we plugged in another (crappier) monitor. It booted. We were happy.

      Then it switched to 1024x768x75, and the monitor went into convulsions (you know what it looks like--not smoking, just random stripey patterns) because it was too high a resolution/refresh rate. So, navigating blind (!), I dug into the control panel and knocked the resolution down. It was fun.

      There's nothing like an 8-year-old geek-in-the-making... ;-)

      It's true, there really is no substitute for at least keeping an eye on what your kids are doing. If you watch them like a hawk 24/7, they will just get annoyed and do the stuff you don't want them to do behind your back. But if you just keep an eye out, they won't be suspicious, and they probably won't mind.

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    6. Re:Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by mark-t · · Score: 1
      If I bought anything with my own money that my parents didn't approve of while I was living with them, they would tell me to return it.

      I remember once I told them that I didn't want to return something that they told me I shouldn't have spent money on. It was grabbed from my hands in an instant and I never saw it again.

      Of course, I tried hiding things I bought that I anticipated they wouldn't approve of, but somehow I always got found out... and they would confiscate such items without any word to me at all, unless I brought it up.

      I quickly learned that unless I were to develop a fondness for simply throwing money away, I would be best off to simply not buy things I knew my parents would object to while I was still living with them. In retrospect, the things they told me that were crap actually *WERE* crap, and not really worth my spending the money on... but of course this is with more than 20 years of additional life experience acquired since.

    7. Re:Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Unplug. Wait five minutes. Plug back in. Watch ultra-violent anime tentacle porn on YTV.

      Ah, the innocence of youth.

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    8. Re:Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do a google search and find the default backdoor password? Call technical support and pretend to be an adult who locked themselves out? Short out the battery that keeps the settings? There are many ways to defeat V-chip technology.

    9. Re:Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      A lot of these problems sound either outdated or FUDdy. I've had three TVs that have V-chips and none of them had internal batteries. Googling a V-chip backdoor produced nothing solid.

    10. Re:Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      my dad taught me how to use them safely and said "whenever you'd like to shoot them, I'll go with you." Not quite the same thing with porn, but that's because I didn't ask.

      Somehow... I'm relieved. I think I'd be scarred forever if my dad offered to join me when I felt like masturbating.

  48. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell? That link is sheer quackery. Anyone who knows anything about electronics could tell you how absurd that is. I bet tinfoil hats protect you from the secret cameras in tv's everywhere, eh? What brand of foil do you reccomend?

  49. future news? by Revek · · Score: 1

    A new study today (say 3 years in the future) announced that 70% of kids are expert at windows policy hacking.

    but really how does any non tech parent think they can compete with their childrens ability to learn and overcome. mine couldn't

  50. Prevention is cool, the limitation's gotta go by downsize · · Score: 1

    I do not see any problems with this technology, I think that if a parent wants to shelter their child from whatever evil we create, they should be allowed to do so - if this product helps them, that's great.

    what gets me is the limitation option. limiting the child to how much time on the game/computer they get, that a parent should be able to handle without such a device.

    but I do not know why we are all worked up about this, EA or one of the other big names will grease some palms in Congress and we'll be commenting on how, yet again, our freedoms are being dictated by the corporations we work for and support (financially).

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    1. Re:Prevention is cool, the limitation's gotta go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck is that a redirect through CNET?

    2. Re:Prevention is cool, the limitation's gotta go by downsize · · Score: 1

      a screw up on the url paste, still gets you to the important data.

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  51. Self Imposed V-Chip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone keeps talking about kids, but won't anyone think of the college students! If this thing blocked me from playing Baldur's Gate I would have a much higher GPA then I do now. On the bright side now I see the benefits of moderation, now exuse me while I hit refresh until the next story comes up...

  52. Oh the irony... by pjr.cc · · Score: 1

    considering most of the poeple i know who'd use this application would actually have to get their kids to install it, i wonder how many buyers they'll get?

  53. My 2 cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being 14 I think I have a good veiw on this, currently all games I have must first be approved by my parents. I believe game companies should print in large letters violence/sex/blood/realistic weapons/ect. when approproit so that parents can see what they are buying.

    Also these mom groups that are into censorship should stress whatching what kids buy and use. And to prevent every kid in my school from using inapproproit games their parents would only need to load the computer into a nonadmin account so the kids couldn't install anything. While password protecting the admin account.

  54. What is comming next... by John+Seminal · · Score: 3, Funny
    This software solution will not work or last.

    Government will force computer manufacturers to put a V-chip, hardware, in the computer. They already did it with TV's. Why? Because hardware is much more difficult to hack than software. Look at how much more difficult it is to pirate games for the playstation, you need a mod chip, not just a copy of the game. And that costs extra money, and takes time. Plus, if you try and add the chip on your own, you could fry the whole system.

    I would also like an alarm system to sound when the kid tries to play a game they are not allowed to play. A nice loud siren. Maybe the monitor can flash red too.

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    1. Re:What is comming next... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Silly, we don't need a siren. We know you were playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on the night of Febuary the 16th, only seconds before you decided to jaywalk in front of your home at 21:20:16GMT!

      We're just finishing up the paperwork to initiate the lawsuit against Rockstar North now, then we'll be there to pick you up.

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    2. Re:What is comming next... by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      "Look at how much more difficult it is to pirate games for the playstation, you need a mod chip, not just a copy of the game."
      Or if you have an older Playstation you could just buy one of those 'Game Enhancers'. They allow you to boot most copied games and require no internal modifications. Of course there is still the problem with the crappy CDROM drive in the PS. Mine has big problems reading CDR media (tried various brands with limited success).

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  56. Groann by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Disabling this is as simple as killing the process, then using APM to unload MadCHook.dll and createprocesshook.dll from each process. An alternative is to blank dbGames.ini, save and set "Read-Only" (though in some cases, this will not work, as the file will be set as "In-Use") Curiously, for something that is supposed to be entirely local, it frequently wanted to access the internet. Whether this was for Database Update, or to act as spyware, I haven't determined yet.

  57. great by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 4, Funny
    Who says you can't do all three?

    You know something about GTA:4 the rest of us don't?? Spill it!

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  58. Re:And they claim video games influences violent.. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Well, to be honest, this wasn't intended to be funny.

    As a kid, my parents had the games/tv connected to a light switch so they could exercise control over our playing habits. Of course, this was easily abused by turning off games on our siblings to piss them off or hurry them.

    Needless to say, this resulted in some nasty fights between us.

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  60. Money by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 0

    They are only doing this to suck money out of the pockets of the parents of children. Why not make it FREE and prove that you're actually doing it for a good reason?

  61. V Chip for TV doesn't work by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

    I've heard that the help desks at TV companies never get calls from parents wanting to know how to activate the V chip so they can control their children's TV viewing. All the calls are from parents whose kids were playing with the TV and enabled the V chip, and the parents are calling to find out how to turn it off so they can watch their own grown-up shows.

    1. Re:V Chip for TV doesn't work by Ryunosuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      to be honest with you, i didn't even know it was still around. So this article was a little surprising to me. I'm all for the software, the same way I'm all for the V chip. The people who came up with this and the ones who impliment it feel better about us heathens, and the general public never use them, and forget about the whole thing. Let the system think it's safe, while the rest of us go on with our lives like normal. Hope I explained that well enough.

  62. Re:I don't know... by redfiveneo · · Score: 1

    I don't think that's the case at all; I feel as if you're just looking for a way to attack "lazy parents." This tool doesn't exist so that the parent "doesn't have to actually check the label anymore"--it's to ensure that a kid can't download and play a game that mom and dad said they couldn't play. I'm sure that most kids nowadays have enough computer knowledge (or know kids who do) to find a copy of GTA: SA or Doom 3 after they've been told that they won't get it for their birthday.

    As for your point about the time limit feature, it's not there to let the parents ignore their children, it's there to make sure a child doesn't play longer than the parent wants. Most of us here have stayed up past our bedtimes when we were kids to play games on a computer/Nintendo/Atari (depending on how far back we want to go). It's there to ensure the parent's wishes are enforced even if they're asleep/out/occupied with the other kids/anything.

    And of course, if a parent does end up using the software in a manner similar to the way you described, why blame the tool? Blame the parents for being lazy and relying on a crutch. Using a program like this doesn't automagically make you a bad parent. In fact, if used properly, I could see this making a person a better parent--not having to hover over their children 24 hours a day, giving them some room, while confident that the child won't play a game that has been deemed inappropriate.

  63. Exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that may be a major reason piracy has taken off. When I was 11, I tried to tape "South Park" (everyone at school was watching it) off cable, and my parents caught me and disabled it somehow. The next day I found a website that had all the episodes for download. This was back in, like... 1997 or so, I think. Stuff can only have gotten easier to find.

  64. forget big brother ... by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

    now it's big mother

    itza great way to interest kidz in hackin tho

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  65. Re:Boo Hiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AFAIK the Xbox is the only console out at the moment that already has this kind of locking on games. The PS2 supports DVD movie locking just like any DVD player, but the Xbox does it on both games and movies.

  66. Easier solution by Max_Abernethy · · Score: 1

    If you don't want your kids playing video games, just buy a Mac :p

    1. Re:Easier solution by fideli · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps intead the popularity of the Macintosh platform will increase with the advent of this PC V-chip.

    2. Re:Easier solution by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Why? Do you want your kid to become a graphic designer? DO YOU?!

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  67. Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a 13 years old. Quite frankly there's nothing my parents throw at me that I can not deal with. They are absolutely out-gunned and out-teched keeping me from my porns downloads.(250k/s off newsgroup as I type, lol my parents didn't even know about the broadband connection.) And i don't think this "V-Chip" is gonna stop any of my friend from playing Grand Theft Auto anytime soon.

    Worst comes to worst, nothing a bios reset + OS reinstall won't solve. Reinstall net-nanny, etc with my own admin power.

    LOL parents here who thinks u can keep ur children from the "bad stuff" out there are kidding themselves. Let's get things in perspective here, between the tech resourceful kids, and the tech resourceful violent-game-maker/violent-tv-producer/porn-paddle r is YOU, a complete tech retard, who's been suckered into spending money on net-nanny, etc. If I were a parent i'd try my luck on talking instead.

  68. nice try by voudras · · Score: 1

    move GTA.exe notepad.exe

  69. Or... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    Or...they could...just...you know....not let their kids play the games...

    But hey, razor thin safety barrier vs. getting off your ass and parenting for once, I know I'd choose the razor thin safety barrier too...right?

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  70. It's easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    gpasswd -a billy kids
    gpasswd -a suzie kids
    chgrp kids violent-game
    chmod g-x violent-game
    chgrp kids kiddie-game
    crontab -e
    i0 19 * * * chmod g+x kiddie-game
    0 20 * * * chmod g-x kiddie-game
    <ESC>:wq
  71. What's daddy doing? by argent · · Score: 1

    "What's daddy doing?"

    "He's installing a new game on the computer. It keeps you from playing the other games, if you can crack it, maybe you can get a summer job at Microsoft. Wouldn't that be nice?"

  72. Breeding Computer Prodigies by BBrown · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most of us should be cheering for this one!

    This sort of technology -- software meant to restrict freedoms -- will simply redirect the time the child wants to spend on the computer playing games into time learning how to break through the software.

    He'll learn how weak the Windows operating system is for security, perhaps even take a crack at his parent's passwords.

    Obviously, once he grows up and realizes as a twelve year old he could break into Windows, he'll make sure to consistently use a flavor of Linux to protect his interests.

    All this because he wasn't playing some mindless point and click shoot-em-up game.

  73. Many solutions to not listening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In no particular order:

    - Remove allowance.
    - Remove video game console.
    - Remove computer use for anything other than homework, if required.
    - Remove going out with friends.
    - Remove cool new shoes.
    - Remove stereo from room.
    - Remove driving privledges.
    - Remove, etc.

    However, removal of things when disobedient should start at a very young age, as in toddler age. A kid needs to know that the parent is in charge and consequences will be meeted out when they are out of line.

    Ask my 16-year-old or 13-year-old or 11-year-old or 7-year-old. They don't always tow the line, they are kids. But, they know what to expect from me. Watchful, fair and consistent is the goal. Don't need a chip.

    AND love applied generously at all times!

  74. Rephrase the caption... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "CBS news is reporting that SMARTGUARD software is releasing a new application that will allow parents to have the illusion that they control their children's PC gaming".

    Because that's all it will ever be, an illusion.

    Kids get around their parents porn-proofing the computers all the time, the number of kids this will stop from playing those games is inconsequential.

    1. Re:Rephrase the caption... by hyfe · · Score: 1
      "CBS news is reporting that SMARTGUARD software is releasing a new application that will allow parents to have the illusion that they control their children's PC gaming".

      Sounds like a win-win situation to me

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    2. Re:Rephrase the caption... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the plan obvious though? We attempt to stop kids so that they educate themselves by circumventing the technology! MIT will be out of business within the week!

      -- ss1720

  75. learn to save by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    Well, the parents should encourage the kids to monitor their own usage time*, since the software will boot them after an hour, the kid should be saving at 55 minutes and quitting themselves if they don't want to "lose their progress". It might have the side-benefit of making the kid better appreciate the time they do have to play.

    * with the help of a $5 kitchen timer if need be

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  76. Re:Why would you need this program? by mark-t · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because most people don't run an operating system on their home game computer that actually and effectively implements this level of control

  77. Clever, Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A truly clever kid could get around this thing anyway. Knoppix STD, anyone?

  78. Parenting by Beolach · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everytime I see articles like this, there's a plethora of comments along the lines of "Gee, why don't the parents just, I dunno, do some parenting!"

    Guess what? This is a form of parenting. Whether it's an effective, or good method of parenting is debatable, but a parent who uses software like this is making an effort at raising their child to be what they consider to be a good moral person. Your opinion of what a good moral person is may differ; and the methods they choose to try to promote their morals may not be as effective as they think, but they are making an effort.

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    1. Re:Parenting by sv0f · · Score: 1

      Guess what? This is a form of parenting.

      Yes, it's one form of parenting.

      Just don't make the rest of us pay for it. You want this kind of thing? Buy it as an option.

  79. this might cause violence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait to see studies on how video games cause violence after the kids kill their parents because the program shut down the game before the kid could save countless hours of gameplay.

  80. Traditional methods... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, I'm not even that old -- turning twenty in a month or so -- but what happened to a good ol' fashioned beating?

  81. FREE SOLUTION for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a free solution.

    Push the POWER button. It turns the computer off.

    Kid won't cooperate? Take the power cord.

    Do your job as a parent.

    Don't like this advice? I guess that's why companies like in the above article think they can make a buck doing your job.

  82. It's not that sophisticated by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

    I downloaded it and installed it. It adds an entry to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr ent Version\Run It puts a folder on the desktop for administrator that has shortcuts to uninstall and run the program. And of course, it asks for a password when you try to uninstall it.

    It's not a driver or a service like I had suspected. It's just an executable. Oh and if you try to exit it, it turns the screen black and has a box asking if you want to restart windows, logoff windows and there was another option.

    It scans your hard drive for folders and executables. Pinball had an ESRB rating. And naturally, solitaire, minesweep and hearts were unrated. It missed a couple of super mario clones I had. I didn't expect it to find them anyway.

  83. F That by Jas0nC · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Okay look. I am 13. My mom would never do that to me. I play all sorts of games (that will supposedly make me go to school and shoot everybody) like CS:S, HL2, Far Cry, etc. I recently bought myself an X850XT PE just for these games. If my mom ever did this, I would (1) put an internet block on her computer and when she asked why her email doesnt work I would tell her to buy a new comp and (2) use a linux boot disc such as knoppix and remove the files to the "V-Chip" and give myself my Admin pass back. Its my fucking computer, I fucking paid for it, why the hell should my parents put a god damn lock on it (they wouldnt anyway, but one of my poor friends has a mom who won't let him play CoD ffs).

    -Jason

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  85. Keep this away from my wife! by binaryspiral · · Score: 2, Funny

    For gawd sakes keep this story away from my wife... I'd hate to get forced into doing laundry or some other helpful chore around the house when I could instead be fraggin' the heck out of some anonymous sucker.

  86. Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If notice that your child is playing a game A LOT, talk to them at first. If they don't listen, why not simpily take away read, write and execute permissions for the directory the game's installed in? Also if you're rarely home, it probably isn't too hard to find/make a small program that tracks a user's time on X. And about the knowing what games to let them play, if you can't tell by reading the documentation or box, just play the game a little. Not very hard, is it? About detecting installations, just checking the size of the place where the child has full permissions to.

  87. ESRB Ratings by The+Raffy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it really going to make any kind of difference considering the way that the ESRB rates games i mean things like a 15+ rating for comic mischeif but a rating of 13.5 for medium level animated violence the sysytem makes so little sense why not make it like the ratings are in Australia and New Zealand and base the ratings purley on game content and like violence and gore and what not.

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  88. Perspective from someone who's negated this by Mewtwo · · Score: 1

    This software is one of the many reasons in which a kid who feels they should be immune to their parent's rules should immediately get a keylogger onto the computer. I'm 21 now...but when I was 15-16, my mother tried to control how long I was online due to my involvement with porn/roleplaying. When I was actually having trouble getting online through more conventional means (signing on with my dad's account because he never changes his password, using a free trial of another ISP), the first thing I did was get a free keylogger and got my mother's password. Yes, she eventually found out, but basically once she realized that these keyloggers could help her find out whether or not my dad was using the computer to try and fool around with other women (and he was), she eventually sided with me and we agreed to set up the keylogger so we could both use it, never look at the each other's stuff, and focus on the great of the two evils -- my dad. Basically, now that I'm in a position to do so, whenever I hear of a kid stuck behind a content filter, parental control, or anything of the sort, I ALWAYS try to help them get around it -- first by offering them a copy of my keylogger and then by going through other ways they can get around the filters normally (with AOL, opening an external IE/FF window, etc.) If I was under 16 now, and my parents were trying to keep me from playing violent games...backup all my data, intentionally botch the system to the point it needs a full format/reinstall, their data's gone, mine's still here, and "the last thing that happened was you installing that parental block software, maybe the problem's with that?" gg, I win.

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    1. Re:Perspective from someone who's negated this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can understand the porn but why the RPGs?

  89. This is a Reasonable Alternative by doublem · · Score: 1

    If the alternative is legislation that would prevent games from even being released, letting parents have some control over what their kids do and do not play is an acceptable compromise. I see no difference between this and the lock you could get to prevent kids from plugging a cartridge into the original Nintendo.

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  90. Intrusion? by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    And who's to say that someone couldn't just get their hands on this software and install it onto other people's computers that are better at a certain game than them, just so they would miss an upcoming tournament? Eh? And how would this not be a privacy violation? I know if the computer is owned by the parent and all, they should legally be allowed to do that... but then why can't they limit other things their children do that they don't want them to do? And I'm not talking about visiting certain websites...

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  91. Jesus by srosebush · · Score: 0

    Don't they realize attempts like this will be futile, it won't be long for a hack to come out for this "V-CHIP" that allows the software to be disabled, I'm sure kid's nowadays are smart enough to go into google and type "WallFly hack" and find some sort of download to bypass this protection. The only protection if you wish to call it that is to: A - Not buy these kinds of games for your kids. B - If your kids get the game themselves, and you don't want them playing it, TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN.. Enforce the rules of the computer and place consequences for not following them. I'm 19 years old, and a while back I played these kinds of games, my parents were OK with it because they KNEW I knew what a computer game was and I KNEW it was JUST A GAME, some kids don't know this... obviously with that incident with that GTA3 game and those killings..

  92. V-Chip for vision and hearing by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    Why not just glasses that go dark when the kids see something not approved by their parents and earplugs to block their hearing. Even better, how about a neural block that induces total sensory blackouts when they experience something that disturbes the parents. - Andrea -

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    1. Re:V-Chip for vision and hearing by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      The Sirius Cybernetic Corp. would like a word with you. Something about patent infringement, and some insect ranting about a 2-headed hipster giving her lip...

  93. Re:Boo Hiss by redsilo · · Score: 1

    I would like to know about the Xbox. My son has one and I would really like to be able to have the thing turn into a pumpkin after a liberal amount of screen time. So far I am more clever at computers than he is (I'm 55) since I am the one who makes them run when they don't want to run. He hasn't the patience to watch over my shoulder and thereby become more proficient. I am not nearly as concerned about content as I am the length of time spent in front of a screen. kk

  94. easy as... by golfhakker · · Score: 1

    Start Control Panel Add/Remove programs SMARTGUARD software - Remove. Are there any parents smarter than the teens when it comes to these things?

  95. Oh geez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I loathe "parental control" software. When I was 15, my parents installed the BSafeOnline internet filter that blocked virtually every single site. I mean, it even blocked Google! (Note that this was back when I used Windows.) Eventually, I found a way around it using regedit, but that thing was driving me insane for a couple of months.

  96. This should last long by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

    Broken by a 14 yr old in 5...4...3...2...

  97. mod this up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do it do it do it

  98. Next product: Mouth gags! by Zareste · · Score: 1

    lol, this company needs some real catch-phrases -
    "SMARTGUARD: Because it's not psychotic mind-control when parents do it!"
    "SMARTGUARD: Now you can be Nazi-style parent without leaving your chair!"
    "SMARTGUARD: Because -- oh no! Your kid got out of his cage!"

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  99. Yes, we know by uofitorn · · Score: 1

    And a million slashdot nerds cry out in unison: "but, but, I can change the name of the executable..."

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  100. I'm still trying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to figure out how to bypass the controls to play Leisure Suit Larry.

  101. trust and respect by DarkTempes · · Score: 1

    it's called trust and respect.

    if you respect your parents and have earned their trust and promise not to do something you don't do it.

    the fear of losing that trust and them losing respect for you keeps you from breaking that promise.

    if parented correctly, even a 10 year old should understand such a simple concept, and they make break that trust a couple times, but when they lose all privledges because the parents can't trust them and they have to work hard to gain that trust back, then they won't do it again.

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  103. Jesus! by Muhammar · · Score: 1

    please don't let my boss learn about it

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  104. Re:Why would you need this program? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    They don't.

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  107. MOD PARENT UP by Chris+Daniel · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Punning with Zelda ... Give me mod points.

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  108. Valuable education by stewwy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unless parents use this kind of software /hardware we will not help train the next generation of hackers. :)
    If you try to ban this or that kids first reaction is to see what all the fuss is about, instead let them know you're unhappy with their choice of game if you don't approve. As a parent I always try all my kids games ( good excuse to the wife for those 6 hr all- night gaming sessions 'it's for the kids!!!)
    I often don't agree with classifications anyway, as the parent my views are much more important than some faceless commitee full of 'special interest' and 'friends' of the great and the good, probably with delinquent kids and several failed relationships anyway.
    I believe my kids respect my opinions because I play the games, thus I can steer them towards the games I approve of.

  109. Admin Password Reset Disk by Overlanda · · Score: 0

    Any 10 yr old kid these days would know how to reset the admin password on their windows box with a specialised linux cd. this may stop some kids but it definately won't stop all.

  110. Forgetting script kiddies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Computer: You are not authorized to play this game
    l33t h4xor: OK.. (firing up google or favorite P2P searching for s/w crack)

    ... a few minutes later ...

    Computer: Let's Rock!

  111. Sorta missing the point by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    The point isn't that the software as such is good or bad. The point is that relying on panacea and magic talismans can actually be _worse_. You know why? Because relying on some miracle snake oil can make one actually do less of the effective things.

    Before you know it, half the parents will spend even less time with their kids, because hey now we have a bullshit chip to supervise the kid.

    Childhood is an age when we're hard-coded to learn. We want to know why the sky is blue, why Jerry hits Tom upside the head with a frying pan, and occasionally why the nice lady in the porn mag that Timmy stole from his parents is taking it up the ass.

    And as a parent your (admittedly uncomfortable) job is to provide those answers. Because otherwise someone else will. The questions don't disappear because you pretend something doesn't exist: it just makes the kid get the answers from someone else.

    Hoping that your kid never even learns that violence or sex even exist is _not_ the solution. And I don't mean just "not the effective solution", but simply "not a solution."

    Raising someone to be a good moral person is a very noble goal indeed. But the way is to talk to them. To explain the _what_ and the _why_ part of that morals system. To be there for them when they actually have a question.

    Because if they don't learn that from you, you learn that from someone else. And learn it wrong.

    If you aren't there to explain to them _why_ beating someone up is wrong, they _will_ learn from school that being a violent bully is way cool. And blocking Mortal Kombat won't do a damn thing to prevent that.

    So basically that is the whole problem: not that such a chip is bad as such. The problem is that it allows even more parents to avoid talking to their kid. Which just means more kids will end up learning their morals off the street, instead of from their parents.

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    1. Re:Sorta missing the point by Beolach · · Score: 1

      Parents who want to ignore their children don't need the excuse of "I have the V-chip" to do so; I (sadly) know a few parents who prefer to spend their time watching the TV or playing golf or at their business than parenting their children. Some of them are just jerks who don't care to spend time parenting their children, and they wouldn't care to spend money of a V-chip either.

      No one is saying a V-chip is meant to replace a parent, you seem to think that's what people intend to use it as. A V-chip is meant as a tool to assist parents in their role of parenting. You don't think it's effective as such, fine, no one will make you use it. But there are people who think it is. And claiming that those who make use of a V-chip are coping out of parenting is untrue; you may think they're doing a bad job at it, but they are making an effort towards parenting.

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    2. Re:Sorta missing the point by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, to put it otherwise, I'm not concerned with _good_ parents. Those will be good parents even with a V chip or whatever. Who knows, maybe they'll even get some good use out of it.

      So if you're a good parent, hey, you have my respect. God knows you don't have an easy job there. And in that case, I don't believe the chip will turn you into a bad parent anyway. So in that case, you're not among those I'm concerned about.

      I'm really just concerned with the "jerks" (in your words) you describe. Those _will_ use any available excuse to avoid their kids.

      And, well, that's all I'm saying (and as far as I can tell, what everyone bashing the chip in this thread is saying): for _those_, the V chip just promises to be another excuse.

      Now you do bring a valid point that the extreme cases avoid their kids well enough already. That's a very insightful observation.

      But I'm more concerned with the dark-grey case who haven't as much completely given up, but rather given up on even trying to do it _well_. The kind that's just doing the absolute minimum that allows them to say with a straight face that they've done their duty, or at least tried. In some cases it doesn't even take much for that straight case.

      Such a chip has the potential to allow those to spend even less time with the kid. Whereas previously they might have _occasionally_ felt an urge to see wth the kid is playing, and maybe put up a token fuss about it, now they can just install a chip and never think about it again.

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    3. Re:Sorta missing the point by Beolach · · Score: 1
      Well, to put it otherwise, I'm not concerned with _good_ parents. Those will be good parents even with a V chip or whatever. Who knows, maybe they'll even get some good use out of it.
      True, but the converse is also true. A V-chip won't make a bad parent any worse; they're already a bad parent. The jerks I described are unlikely to even purchase a V-chip. If they're not willing to spend their time parenting, why would they be willing to spend their money to buy an aid for parenting?
      But I'm more concerned with the dark-grey case who haven't as much completely given up, but rather given up on even trying to do it _well_. The kind that's just doing the absolute minimum that allows them to say with a straight face that they've done their duty, or at least tried. In some cases it doesn't even take much for that straight case.

      Such a chip has the potential to allow those to spend even less time with the kid. Whereas previously they might have _occasionally_ felt an urge to see wth the kid is playing, and maybe put up a token fuss about it, now they can just install a chip and never think about it again.
      I don't believe there is any grey area in this matter. Anyone who does "the absolute minimum" like you describe is no better than someone who does nothing; they're only lying to themselves. If they aren't going to do a good job with a V-chip, I think it highly unlikely that they would do a better job without one.
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    4. Re:Sorta missing the point by Beolach · · Score: 1

      My main point is that those parents who are most likely to purchase a V-chip are those that are making an active, honest effort to be a good parent; and IMO that's by far the most important aspect of being a good parent.

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    5. Re:Sorta missing the point by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      "A V-chip won't make a bad parent any worse; they're already a bad parent."

      Well, if you only divide the world into pure black and white, I can see how it's not possible for one side to get any darker.

      Not meant as an insult or anything. I mean, yes, you can divide any interval into something like "left of here is bad, right of here is good". And, yes, I wouldn't count "the absolute minimum" category I described there as good parents, either.

      I'm just saying that it is possible to have infinite nuances of "bad", ranging from just "too self-centered to talk to the kid", all the way to murder or torture. (You occasionally hear about that kind of a parent too.) They're all "bad", yes, but most offer plenty of room to get even worse.

      "Anyone who does "the absolute minimum" like you describe is no better than someone who does nothing; they're only lying to themselves."

      Yes, well, I never said it makes them a good parent, just that they exist. Humans can be very good at lying to themselves.

      "The jerks I described are unlikely to even purchase a V-chip. If they're not willing to spend their time parenting, why would they be willing to spend their money to buy an aid for parenting?"

      Because throwing money at a problem is usually the _easy_ way, compared to throwing tens of thousands of hours of time at it. We spend money every day to save time and effort. (E.g., that's why we have cars or a washing machines.)

      Also, because see above: some humans are very good at lying to themselves. Throwing some token half-arsed action (e.g., blowing some money) at a problem counts as doing _something_. It allows one to keep a straight face and say "well, I've done what I could, so it's not my fault" when it fails.

      Look, noone says that you're in that category. If you worry about all this, then you're not the kind I'm worried about.

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  112. ctrl+alt+delete by krunk4ever · · Score: 2, Informative

    any child with even the tiniest bit of smartness will know about ctrl+alt+delete and how to disable software. some might say that parents would not give the access rights for their child to turn it off, but if the parent knew about access rights in the 1st place, they wouldn't have needed the vchip.

    remember back in the good old days when the favorite 2 key combo after ctrl+alt+del was alt+tab? before starting any game, i would open a word document (partially filled in, u dont want to get caught with an empty word document). whenever my parents walked in, a quick alt+tab and it'll look like i'm serious at work.

    also, how will this vchip detect flash games. many of the internet games nowadays are programmed in flash.

  113. I like the idea in a way... by NoMercy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a nice tool which I'd probably set only to stop games rated Adult, I'd rather my kids don't get exposed to some of the darker parts of society before they have to.

    As others have pointed out, it's no fix for proper parenting, though it'd help a lot of parents knew how to use computers.

  114. Re:I don't know... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    But stuff like this seems directly aimed at replacing parenting altogether. It blocks certain labels? Why? So parents don't have to actually check the label anymore? It gives certain allowances of time? Why? So parents don't have to actually pay attention to how long their children are gaming?

    Where did you grow up? Around me, piracy was rampant, and we didn't even have Internet access back then. We were passing around floppies and CD-roms. If you buy the label, and it gets blocked by your own program, you've got the IQ of a redwood (that's a few steps below redneck).

    As for time spent, you could play after school. You could play when you should have been doing homework. You could play when you should have been sleeping. Many children today have a PC of their own in their room, and also a reasonable expectation of privacy.

    You should set limits for your children, and presumably you'll come to an agreement. If they want to play more, they can come to me and renegotiate. That's just about keeping it honest, without me having to spy on them all the time. If they go around it, they can't really excuse themselves with "forgot the time" etc.

    You can use it to support your parenting, or replace your parenting. But I think most parents are so clueless when it comes to computers, it's more like poor tech-controlled parenting, or no parenting.

    Kjella

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  115. Fine by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whatever as long as this means stupid parent groups will get off the backs of the game developers. Personally i think digital TV standards should come with a more accurate censorship system, since most countries are about to switch over to digital now is the perfect time to get this into the set top boxes people are about to buy - basically the system should be similar to the v-chip except its user-configurable to censor anything from an entire channel to just a program to just a scene or second or two of video or even black out a portion of the screen and the same with audio. Not only that it should be configurable to be either 'censor all except material flagged ok' or 'only censor material flagged adult' this way its totally optional whether tv networks actually encode their programs but they have the incentive to do so because they know there will be lots of people setting it to censor all by default. This would totally solve all censorship and free-speech issues on both sides of the political spectrum forever.

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  116. Since when are games bad for kids? by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    I am surprised how many supposedly inteligent people buy into the idea that somehow games (or comic books or rock music or movies) are going to convert their kids into little hooligans.

    Either they are or they are not.

    Except for the ones who are nasty little bastards due to genetics, the rest grow up how you raised them. You are far better preparing them for audulthood than sheltering them from every little thing the control freaks tell you are bad for your kid.

    I get comments all the time about how mature and well-adjusted my daughter is.

    Guess what? I let her play whatever games she wants as long as they are good games. (She is enjoying "God of War" at the moment.) I took her to R rated movies when she was small. (I also taught her the difference between fantasy and reality. Something far too few Americans ever learn.) She has uncensored access to the internet. She has her own e-mail account. Her own computer (running Linux). I also taught her to stand up for herself and not take crap from anyone.

    By todays rules, I am a bad parent. But I am willing to bet my daughter has come out a lot better than any of your kids.

    The people who are telling you that something is "bad for kids" are really saying "I do not want this to exist for anyone". They know that they can exert control over something if they claim they are doing it "for the children". Remember that these are the same people who claimed in the past that rock music and comic books were bad for kids as well. They also believe that if you don't teach them about sex or violence or secular humanism that they won't figure it out themselves.

    They were not right then. They are not right now.

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  117. So therefore this is good for geeks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This gives kids a reason to think and learn how their computers work. So instead of cracking games they crack virtual-nannies and online porn sites instead. The widespread p2p use made it hard for geeks to bribe themselves up the social scale with warez, having to resort to WoW items and pazzwordz.

  118. I have plenty of trouble setting rules by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Good parents never have problems setting rules, because they can explain their purposes.

    Hey, I'm a pretty good dad -- raised two 11-year-olds alone from the age of 2 weeks, and they're awfully nice kids -- little malice, good grades, the usual stuff you say about decent children.

    To say I "never have problems setting rules" would be a wild exaggeration, and even a sort of denial of what parenting really is, in my book. That's sort of like the churchy idea that faith in God is about making moral choices easier for the flock. Making things easy is not the point at all. Moral decisions are about struggling to figure out what's right, not resorting to reassuringly rigid conventional laws based on what some authority figure passed down on stone tablets. Being a good parent isn't about being able to easily impose limitations on the kids; it's about consciously working through this kind of crap to figure out what those limitations should be. It's not enforcing the rules that's most important, it's the act of figuring out what the rules should be.

    That's my problem with this sort of thing -- it's limited to following the ESRB ratings, which are only a nudge up from the MPAA's surreal movie ratings in my book. That's the stone tablet model. In that sense any V-chip is taking the decision out of my hands, not helping me make and enforce it. What I need isn't a nuisance level of security to put up as an obstacle. What I need is information to help in making the choices.

    (Which explains why I'm the parent who reads game reviews, though they're often more about control layouts and multi-player modes than content.)

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  119. Re:Boo Hiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha Ha. You're the same bunch of fartknockers who forgot Marathon. The true FPS, that was made for the Mac by Bungie. Y'know, the PROGRAMMERS FOR HALO!

    Slagg off. The games are there. Get out of Game Spot and find them already.

    If I was wrong, this post would be flamebait.

  120. As one of those 'culture of life' type types by anomaly · · Score: 1

    I agree that the civil war was about state's rights (primarily) but as reasonable people we must acknowledge that economics played a part, and so did the burgeoning idea that slavery was exploitive. Do you acknowledge that there were other factors involved besides states' rights?

    Our culture DOES NOT teach that the founding fathers were Christians. Our textbooks have been cleansed of information about religion so that we can be politically correct and not offend anyone, even if what is written is true. It's those right-wing fundamentalists who teach that the founding fathers were men of faith.

    Also, only God knows for certain, but I believe that Washington was a Christian. Many of the founding fathers were not, and it's possible that he was not. Based on what I've read of his writings, he sounds like one to me.

    Even those founding fathers who were not Christians believed in a creator God and absolute definitions of right and wrong.

    The problem that us 'right-wing fundamentalists' have with the current conventional wisdom about the founding fathers and deconstructionism with respect to constitutional interpretations is that our society was grounded in the idea of absolute truth. In the post-modern society in which we live, there is 'no such thing as Truth.'

    Inconceivably, this denial of Truth is the only truth that is acceptable in the marketplace of ideas. Anyone who says that they have a superior idea when it comes to making a decision on a moral issue is branded a fanatic.

    Let's not throw stones at each other. I acknowledge that there are thinking people on the other side of the debate from me. I happen to think that they are wrong :) but I understand that they have the right to their ideas.

    Where I get really bent out of shape is when the school system, in the name of the unconstitutional * 'separation of church and state' removes factual information about what motivated the Puritans, or the founding fathers, to architect the framework of the constitution.

    * unconstitutional merely because it does not appear in the constitution, although you'd think it did, based on what the media says....

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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  121. ha...ha...ha.. by FluffyArmada · · Score: 0

    This will end up being degrating for the parents ( who will come to the realization that it doesn't work ) and the children ( who are insulted that the parents even thought it would work ).
    Whats it gonna do? Keep games from autoplaying?
    If kids are smart they will easily find a way around this. Especially the smart ones.

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  122. surrogate parenting? by ChaosCube · · Score: 1

    So, now we are to rely on a piece of software to do our parenting for us? How convenient.

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  123. Easier ways to do this... by kyager · · Score: 1

    What my parents did was just take a important part out of the computer, that they knew I couldn't easily replace... such as the power cables, or sometimes the memory...

    Of course now that's a joke and I could easily get around it, But when I was a kid that stuff isn't easy to come by.

    Theres plenty of ways you can restrict your kids online behaviour, Parents need to start taking care of their own kids and stop letting the computers do it for them.

  124. Bets? by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

    Any takers for how long it'll be before Little Jimmy cracks this software?

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  125. Ridiculous by anomaly · · Score: 3, Informative

    it's just not realistic anymore to expect to have a parent at home at all the same times as the children

    WHAT!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!
    It is hard, to be sure, but it is absolutely realistic and possible to have one parent at home when the kids are home

    (assuming a two-parent household where there's a good relationship between the parents, and both parents are physically and emotionally healthy - where healthy is defined as behavior within currently acceptable social norms)

    This is about life choices, people. You (generally) choose the quality of your relationship with your spouse; you choose where to live, what kind of cars to drive, how much you spend on yourself, and what your priorities are!

    Our family of six lives on my income alone. We own a relatively small home, we drive used cars, we shop for bargains - yardsales, freecycle, etc - and we have healthy, well adjusted kids where mom is home with them.

    It's my job to earn an income, and then to come home and co-parent my kids. That means after a tough day at the office I come home, take the baby from my wife, and keep the rest of the kids entertained while she finishes preparing dinner. We play as a family together until time for bed when it's my responsibility to share the workload with my wife. I grocery shop after the kids are in bed or I take the kids with me so that she gets some rest.

    The point is we CHOSE to live a more fiscally conservative lifestyle so that our kids could have a parent at home. Our income is above 'average' but I am sure that we could do this on an 'average' income. If it was too expensive to live in a metro area, we could move someplace cheaper. It's all a choice.

    Almost everyone could choose this, too. There ARE exceptions as noted above. Some of those exceptions could be eliminated. Got a bad marriage? Work on turning it around! Bad health? Most health problems are related to lack of activity and obesity. Perhaps there's a place to start.

    Let's avoid some of the knee-jerk responses, while I'm at it. If you have serious illness - HIV/AIDS, Cancer, MS, and a whole host of others, it's going to be MUCH harder to make it work having a parent at home. If you have a drug-addicted or absent partner, having a parent at home is impossible.

    Let's talk about the middle of the bell curve, not the extremes. People can make financial and personal sacrifices to provide a present parent. Most are simply too selfish to do so, or they have never thought through the fact that they ARE making choices. With appropriate self-evaluation, and a willingness to do without, most two-parent families could have both parents at home. They just don't.

    This is not a lack of realism, but rather a lack of wisdom.

    BTW - it IS good parenting to lock away guns, cleaners, prescription medicines, etc. This software helps parents with some kids, by choice, and I consider that a good thing.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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    1. Re:Ridiculous by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Likewise giving kids no time at all without supervision is somewhat damaging...far more so than the games.

  126. Call me a cynic, then by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    ... but I see technology being used as some magic talisman every day. (And with much the same efficiency as a magic talisman. I.e., none whatsoever.) And invariably that meaning in lieu of a real effort, or as an excuse to not do some real effort.

    I must say I see your point, though. We can aggree that a lot of those who'll buy a V chip are good parents, or at least are honestly trying to be.

    But, I don't know, I'm probably just too jaded to believe that that'll be the only market. The temptation to use some magic amulet instead of real effort is, from my experience, an integral part of the human species.

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  127. Re:As one of those 'culture of life' type types by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    I agree that the civil war was about state's rights (primarily) but as reasonable people we must acknowledge that economics played a part, and so did the burgeoning idea that slavery was exploitive. Do you acknowledge that there were other factors involved besides states' rights?

    Absolutely. The main intention of the Emancipation Proclaimation was not some sort of moral imperative against slavery. It was meant to economically hamstring the southern states and boost support for the government in the North by the "Free Blacks."

    Our culture DOES NOT teach that the founding fathers were Christians. Our textbooks have been cleansed of information about religion so that we can be politically correct and not offend anyone, even if what is written is true. It's those right-wing fundamentalists who teach that the founding fathers were men of faith.

    No, its those "right-wing fundies" that teach that the founding fathers were Christian, usually as support for some sort of push to force Christian ideals down the throats of us filthy nonbelievers.
    The problem comes in when this has gone on long enough that teachers who should know better start passing it along unwittingly.

    Even those founding fathers who were not Christians believed in a creator God and absolute definitions of right and wrong.

    I never claimed they weren't religious. The majority of them were actually Deists, which is really a rather groovy religion. All the comforting aspects of Faith, without the apparent prohibition on logic and reason.

    In the post-modern society in which we live, there is 'no such thing as Truth.'

    In this, I agree with you. Our society has degenerated into one of relative morality and situational ethics.

    Let's not throw stones at each other. I acknowledge that there are thinking people on the other side of the debate from me. I happen to think that they are wrong :) but I understand that they have the right to their ideas.

    Oh, that's hardly my intention. For a self-proclaimed "right-wing fundamentalist," you are refreshingly lucid and managed to post without using the words "liberal," "communist," and "hippie." Your arguments are well-formed as well. I hope you don't take offense when I say that this alone places you head-and-shoulders above many of your "peers."

    Where I get really bent out of shape is when the school system, in the name of the unconstitutional * 'separation of church and state' removes factual information about what motivated the Puritans, or the founding fathers, to architect the framework of the constitution.

    This is where I semi-disagree with you. Public Schools, wretched as they may be, are government institutions, whose (supposed) primary purpose is to educate our children. For 7 hours/day, they are authority figures over our kids, and by espousing a particular religion, I beleive that DOES attempt to establish a sense that there are "government-approved" religions.

    That said, I agree with you 100%, absolutely, and with no qualifications, that Political Correctness is no excuse to try to feed our kids revisionist history.

  128. ESRB mess by tbcpp · · Score: 1

    ESRB has always been an unintellegable mess. What really constitutes a T rating? I remember having a copy of TA (Total Annihilation) that was rated T for "Animated Violence". When Starcraft was rated T for Blood, Gore, and Mild Language. Give me a break, TA is no where near as offensive as Starcraft. And Descent III? Rated E. Sure some of the ratings are accurate, Doom3 is M. But so's FarCry. I'd never play Doom3 but FarCry is great. Really, with a few exceptions, the ESRB ratings are a big mess.

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  129. Bottom line is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    even if this doesn't work, it'll make the religious right feel better. Maybe if they have more power to not actually parent they'll stop yelling for the destruction of the video game industry. Oh wait...no they won't.

  130. Home schooled kids by nashy-nunu · · Score: 0

    This is for Home Schooled kids. I would never buy this crap for my Kids. I want my kids to be honest with me all the time for that they need a bit of freedom

  131. two alternatives... by radarsat1 · · Score: 1

    here's how *my* parents controlled my video game usage:
    "we can't buy you a nintendo because we don't want to spend the money on it." THERE, problem solved. I had to go to my neighbours house to play games. Granted, his parents didn't monitor us trying to beat Kid Icarus.

    another idea: install linux on your computer and then tell your kid the computer isn't "compatible" with video games.. ;-)

    i don't think Tux Racer is going to have adverse effects on your kids.. ;-)

  132. Windows does this already by Beetjebrak · · Score: 1

    Ever since the Windows NT era, I've been able to lock computers down quite well. Put a BIOS password on there, disable booting from any device other than the local HDD and lock down XP. I don't know about Home Edition (which is crap) but you can surely lock down XP to allow login only at set times. It's also very well possible to lock down which files are executable, what folders your child has write-access to etc. A more important point, though, is that way too many parents don't know jack shit about computers. It's never good to give your child unlimited access to a magical black box that show pretty pictures, when you as a parent don't know what the box is capable of in the right hands.

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  133. WTF??? by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

    So the father sat down with him and watched Black Hawk Down, completely uncensored.

    So, by the same token, I should teach my kids the "perils of drug use" by leading them around a crackhouse? (exaggerated)

    I don't think so. I'd like to think there are better ways to communicate with one's children other than by scaring the shit out of them. (Then again, a 10 year old might think that BHD was the best movie he'd ever seen.)

    I think (not being a parent) that the conversation is a good idea, as well as monitoring your children. However, the V-Chip for games is rather Orwellian sounding. I'd rather give them some latitude, and allow them to make their own mistakes.

    (Then again, I don't have children. And of course, this is all in the assumption that they do not exhibit "erratic" behavior, or the inabiltiy to differentiate entertainment from reality.)

    1. Re:WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to think there are better ways to communicate with one's children other than by scaring the shit out of them. (Then again, a 10 year old might think that BHD was the best movie he'd ever seen.)

      I may not speak for the majority, but ...

      I can attest that having the shit scared out of me by Rainbow Six went a long way towards making me take video game violence seriously. Before that, I took guns semi-seriously, as movies, Doom, rise of the triad, and a host of other games made it seem like if you get shot, you just need a medic.

      The death (and incapacitation) animations in Rainbow Six /freaked/ me out. Seeing your vision shudder and fall as you get shot (once! maybe twice!), followed by a pool of your own blood often growing in your eyes, and the ~3 seconds of being in this view where you can't just respawn or switch characters (at least in single player) were stunning.

      Additionally, seeing the terrorists crumple and fall down like a sack of wet meat after being head-shotted, or spin around and fall when shot in the shoulder, etc -- all enhanced the realism... so much that it was VERY clear that it's VERY easy to shoot someone (comparatively ;)) and cause a lot of irreparable harm. Scary shit.

      This only helped exaggerate the guilt and frustration when a hostage accidentally got shot - especially by me. Insert your Luke style "NOooooo!" here, and that's about the rigth feeling.

      I think that if/when I have kids that want to play games ilke counterstrike/etc .... I will have them play one of the rainbow games first.

    2. Re:WTF??? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      So, by the same token, I should teach my kids the "perils of drug use" by leading them around a crackhouse? (exaggerated)

      Actually, yes. Or better yet, do as the parent poster did and find a good movie that realistically shows the effects of drug use on a person's life. What other way do you have of warning your kids to not use drugs? Tell them it's "bad, mmkay?" Preaching doesn't work with intelligent people, but reasoning with them and showing them why you think your advice is good will.

    3. Re:WTF??? by Hallucinosis · · Score: 1

      Yes. I'd recommend Requiem For a Dream.

  134. My 2 cents by ZeroVerteX · · Score: 1

    After reading through some comments, I think this is a great option for parents. Every kid is different. Some kids obey the rules to the tee. Some kids know the rules and see how far they can be bent. While other have a blatant disregard for the rules. I believe that this type of software is great for any parent with very young children that are just starting to use the computer. I have one computer that runs Windows in my house and I have a couple of games on it, as does my wife. There are also a few games installed for my kids (ages 2 and 4). Therorectically, I could have this installed for specific users so that my daughter could play Barbie and Sesame Street, but if she were to accidentally click on one of my installed games, it does nothing. I think that this is NOT a substitute for communicating with your kids about what they do on the computer. And for the other trolls, an experienced computer tech/admin could set permissions on the games so they don't run as certain users. And there are very bright kids that know how to run Offline NT passwd crack to circumvent such software, in which case, you should communicate ALOT with your child to apply there skills toward a creative and positive purpose (a Linux user group would be a good start). Anyway, the moral of my rant, communicate with your kids, you don't have to be savvy-er than your computer using teen, just in tune with what they are up to. I haven't seen the software, but i give the idea two thumbs up.

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  135. keylocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, the good old days with keylocks on PCs... no need for silly software.

  136. Re:As one of those 'culture of life' type types by anomaly · · Score: 1

    support for some sort of push to force Christian ideals down the throats of us filthy nonbeliever

    Don't believe everything you read in the mass media. I don't think of you as a 'filthy nonbeliever' and neither does Jesus.

    If you look at the Bible, his contempt was not toward the 'sinners' but toward those who claimed to be religious but acted in a way that was contradictory to the heart of God.

    When it comes to 'sinners' Jesus said 'no man comes to the Father but by me'

    He also said 'let he who is without sin cast the first stone.'

    It's too hard to sum up Christian worldview into a soundbite, so the media shows us as idiots. It's an easier portrayal, and how hard is it to find a loudmouth idiot of any stripe?

    It's easy to think of Christians as a bunch of mindless people who use faith instead of intellect, but Jesus did not do that, and I am to live as He lived. That's a tall order.

    apparent prohibition on logic and reason.

    It's only apparent. Dig deeply enough, with your intellect engaged, and the prohibitions are merely apparent.

    Don't get me wrong. There are plenty of bozos who check their brains at the door when they embrace Christianity or any other philosophy. I also do not claim to have an explanation of everything in the universe. I have examined the evidence and find that there is compelling reason to believe as I do.

    I hope you don't take offense when I say that this alone places you head-and-shoulders above many of your "peers."

    No offense taken. Bozos abound of all stripes. Please consider that while there are bozos, they do not represent integrity of thought within the worldview.

    The test of a worldview is not whether some kooks pervert teaching or misunderstand it. The true test of a worldview is to look to the consequences of living it out with integrity.

    by espousing a particular religion, I believe that DOES attempt to establish a sense that there are "government-approved" religions.

    Hang on there. Teaching truth in history classes is... well... truthful. Teaching that people conquered and terrorized in the name of Christ during the crusades is true. To teach otherwise has nothing to do with history but rather political correctness. To teach that people of faith acted courageously and self-sacrifically to flee religious persecution and come to this continent is factual.

    I don't have to like the facts, but I do have to accept them. And so does everyone else.

    Religious tolerance flourishes here in part because of the Christian world view. At least that's my opinion.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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  137. I agree by anomaly · · Score: 1

    My job as a parent is to equip my kids to function without me.

    This means as it is developmentally appropriate, loosening the boundaries so that they can learn from mistakes without endangering their lives. They need an environment that is safe to fail. I want to help my kids learn decision-making skills before they choose to hang out with a group of drunk teens in the middle of the night. Statistically this is the most dangerous time of the week, and alcohol is involved in more than 3/4 of the accidents.

    By the time my kids leave high school, they need to be able to live as productive members of our society. They have to have appropriate life experience to help them make good choices. They need to know how to delay gratification, how to apply for a job, how to work hard, how to think of the needs of others, how to make a budget, how to balance a checkbook, how to negotiate, resolve conflict, find meaning in life. This and MUCH more. I've got a lot of teaching to do!

    "Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment."

    The key is finding a way to allow for development of experience without getting severely scarred, wounded, or dead in the process.

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    1. Re:I agree by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Yeah...my parents used to watch me all the time, made me just hide in my room, it almost made me turn to suicide.

      Constant supervision is a bad bad thing. So is none. You need to strike a balance.

  138. I recall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a post not long ago on the Unreal Tournament forums, made by a kid whose parents took his computer away after his report card had taken a turn for the worse. Several people commiserated with him, and it was not until many posts later that someone finally had the courage to say that what the parents did was right. Schoolwork takes priority over UT any day, and parents need to have a more active role in their children's lives rather than having someone else pass unecessary legislation or develop a useless technology such as this one.

  139. I'm sorry by anomaly · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry that your parents were overprotective. As a parent, I understand that the world is a big, scary place, and that kids can easy be destroyed.

    There's a part of me that wants to protect my kid from pain and suffering, but I have to suppress that part, or I will be a bad dad.

    How can they grow unless they try things that they are not certain they can do? Of course they will fail. Failure is a part of life. Recovery from failure is a FAR more imporatnt life skill than acting perfectly.

    I hope that your parents treated you taht way because they loved you and wanted to protect you. Even if they were ignorant and misguided, that's better than some alternatives.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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  140. Brilliant! by Telastyn · · Score: 1

    Because obviously, any kid smart enough to download game cracks [what, you think the parents -bought- the games they won't let the kids play?] isn't going to be able to download something to disable the ESRB checking software.

  141. Under-represented? by whiplashx · · Score: 1
    Every time this argument comes up it seems like my viewpoint is under-represented. I can't fathom why people want to control their children to such a degree! My parents were pretty middle of the road as far as controls on violent and sexual content, but I snuck in my fair share of whatever I wanted at friends' houses. The whole experience left me kind with only one positive attribute, and that was the ability to analyze authority.

    Young boys, historically, have taken delight in watching hangings, beheadings, floggings, and visiting battlefields. They play war games. In Germany during the 1800s they had to make laws to curb young boys from cutting schools to visit the brothels. Violent video games are simply the logical extension.

    I'll admit that children do do a lot of imitative behaviour. I'm sure everyone remembers >50% of the lines from star wars. But is that so bad? I used to imitate Mortal Kombat as a child. However I have peacefully ignored the 3 fight situation that have happened in my memory as an adult. Ever looked at ogrish.com and been truly disturbed? Doesn't that throw a wrench into the whole "De-sensitization" argument?

    Does anyone remember what they did when they turned 18 and left their parents house? My guess is: got a computer, bought some porn, got a girlfriend to have lots of sex, and bought any violent videogames they weren't allowed to have before.

    -Thomas

  142. What about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That works fine until the kids discover this:
    http://home.eunet.no/~pnordahl/ntpasswd/
    A nd they WILL. I found out how to get porn from a friend's BBS when I was 12 and there wasn't even an internet yet.

  143. Yeah by Veinor · · Score: 1

    I'm a teenager below 16, and I have another HD that I could boot off of, in an emergency. And besides: I could always just password-protect the computer from the BIOS.

  144. Re:As one of those 'culture of life' type types by geminidomino · · Score: 1
    Don't believe everything you read in the mass media. I don't think of you as a 'filthy nonbeliever' and neither does Jesus.

    Oh, I have as little truck with "mass media" as I can sanely manage. These are real life people I'm talking about experiencing this firsthand from.

    It's only apparent. Dig deeply enough, with your intellect engaged, and the prohibitions are merely apparent.

    Yes indeed. My words were chosen particularly carefully for that statement.

    by espousing a particular religion, I believe that DOES attempt to establish a sense that there are "government-approved" religions.


    Hang on there. Teaching truth in history classes is... well... truthful. Teaching that people conquered and terrorized in the name of Christ during the crusades is true. To teach otherwise has nothing to do with history but rather political correctness. To teach that people of faith acted courageously and self-sacrifically to flee religious persecution and come to this continent is factual.


    Of course. I mentioned that I agreed with you immediately after the above statement:
    That said, I agree with you 100%, absolutely, and with no qualifications, that Political Correctness is no excuse to try to feed our kids revisionist history.


    Religious tolerance flourishes here in part because of the Christian world view. At least that's my opinion.

    I don't see it. Living in the South Eastern US, I've found Christians to be among the least tolerant folk around.
  145. Tolerance by anomaly · · Score: 1

    Living in the South Eastern US, I've found Christians to be among the least tolerant folk around.

    I'm sorry to hear that. I believe that Christ calls me to let you believe whatever you like, and to live any way that you choose.

    Of course, this contrasts with the idea that as a Christian I need to be a good citizen, and work for justice. I am to do what I can to protect the oppressed and those with no voice.

    This means that because I believe that the mentally handicapped are unable to speak well for themselves, I need to look out for their interests. Because I believe that personhood occurs at conception, I must do what I can to protect the unborn. Because I believe that freedom from oppression is available because of God's justice, I must work to free the politically oppressed.

    These calls in my life may conflict with your 'liberty.' If that is the case, then I must be intolerant of your behavior. Where those ideals are not compromised, I believe that you should be able to do as you please.

    I believe that while I am a self-described fundamentalist, these views are consistent with the teachings of Christ.

    I'm sorry that there are intolerants around you. Have I become one of them during this post?

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

    --
    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
    1. Re:Tolerance by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that there are intolerants around you. Have I become one of them during this post?

      Not remotely. While I may consider you an 'opponent' on some of those issues you mention, I'll recognize that your motivations are perfectly valid. In fact, I even agree with the core value behind them of "defending those who cannot defend themselves."

      It's when they[0] move to "protect" those who most certainly CAN defend themselves, (either by changing the channel, actually parenting their own children, etc.), and may not WANT to be protected, that I take exception. I will take you at your word (a rare thing for me to do, indeed) that you are not one of these.

      [0] I no longer feel comfortable using the pronoun "you" to refer to your group as a whole, thanks to your demeanor. This is a good thing.

  146. Oops by anomaly · · Score: 1

    most two-parent families could have both parents at home. They just don't.

    I shoud have said:
    most two-parent families could have one parent at home, and two involved parents.
    They just don't.

    --
    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
  147. Not too worried about this... by Auriam · · Score: 1

    ...the widespread student cracking through mandatory "filtering software" demonstrates that those who are smart enough to understand the information they're supposed to be "protected" from, will also be smart enough to crack the technology designed to "protect" them from it.

    I'd bet anything a crack will be released before the technology is even released to the general market. It'll become as ubiquitous as DeCSS or filtering/AOL parental lock cracks.

    Bottom line, anyone who thinks this technology will pose a threat to any but the most simpleminded computer users (which does not include most hardcore gamers) is just paranoid. It'll be as effective as CSS or Macrovision.

  148. What?!? Red?!? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?! by Cryacin · · Score: 1

    That'll just get them all excited like, and we'll get another Columbine!

    Will SOMEBODY think of the children?!? ;-)

    --
    Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck