Remember when we were all having fun with Portal, and Nolan said 'Pong is the best game ever, ever.', and we were like, 'No Way', and then he was like, 'I'm going to murder you'. That was great.
Hmm... I didn't know that.
I shall proceed with my silly argument nevertheless! In the future, would they be selling 25 year old products?
I suppose that if the adverts were also absolutely targeted to the era of Hellgate (for example, Bioshock ingame adverts would have to be in 30s style), then that would be okayish(ish).
There's hundreds of useful and well-written articles that have been deleted due to non-notability, even when the consensus on AfD shows that the userbase wants the article retained.
One of the most irritating aspects of the mass deletion is that the information isn't actually deleted as far as I know: it's just hidden from normal user view. Administrators can still read it.
Suddenly, there was crash of thunder... a moment of intense brightness and then everything became dark.
Moments passed, and a bright red spotlight slowly illuminated around the silhouette of a tall man, his wide, malevolent grin visible in the intense light.
"You fool!" he boomed, "You had your chance. But now... haha... it is too late."
Scrameustache awoke, screaming. "What a nightmare!" Scrameustache mumbled, slowly getting out of bed, kicking over a couple of old pizza boxes discarded beside. There was a noise at the door; the paper had just been delivered. Scrameustache groaned and dragged themself to the door, and picked up the newly delivered paper.
Scrameustache's tired eyes scanned the paper for the comics section when they fell upon the front of the paper... Scrameustache froze, and let out a terrifying wail... They sank to the floor, banging their fists against the front door in despair.
The paper fell to the floor, the bold headline face up for all to see. "target="_blank" Successfully Patented by eBay"
In my experience, Google just makes up any old numbers for their AdSense sheets. It's little wonder they didn't release solid percentage values... they could give them in 2d4 style notation.
Lazlow: "Let's go over here to line 4, hello caller, what's your name?" Jeff: "Jeff from Rockford." Lazlow: "Hello Jeff, what's up?" Jeff: "I want to tell you and your listeners about a once-in-a-lifetime
chance to make a difference. There's a rally tomorrow evening at
the park. Starting at 7. Although we'll be painting banners and
singing songs and all day to prepare for it. Then, when tens-of-
thousands have gathered in the park, we're gonna march onto Town
Hall. Lazlow, the people have spoken! And they have said 'no, not
in my town!' So folks, if you're listening, and want to make a
difference, get yourself down to the park, and prepare to bring
democracy back to the people." Lazlow: "So...what's this rally about, Jeff?" Jeff: "It's about people standing up and being counted. It's about the
future. It's about telling those morons in the suits 'no thanks!
Not in my town! Not while I have a breath in my body and hope in
my soul! I will not, I cannot let this pass!'" Lazlow: "Let what pass?" Jeff: "It's about grabbing the town by the balls and saying 'listen son,
either put-up, or shut up! No more Mr. Nice-guy. No more easy
solutions for difficult problems!' It's about what it means to be
an American. It's about giving something back." Lazlow: "Giving what back, Jeff?" Jeff: "Hope! Dreams! Belief!" Lazlow: "Belief in what, I mean, look Jeff, I..I admire your passion,
really I do, but...what will people be marching for? Wh..what's
your rally about!?" Jeff: "It's about justice, Mr. Low! A chance to shine and make a
difference! About thousands of people walking side-by-side as
brother marchers. Only one thing on their minds - the chance to
make a difference! Bring your friends! Nothing shows a man how
much you mean to him more than the chance to walk together for
justice! Bring your kids! They can paint signs, and we'll even
have a face-painter, and a vegen bar-be-que. Bring your parents,
dude, even the elderly care about tomorrow!" Lazlow: "I understand that, it sounds like a great rally, but w..we're
not a political station and you haven't really told us why
people should do this...what is it about?!?" Jeff: "Look..look, do you wanna help or not??" Lazlow: "I don't know what I'm helping!" Jeff: "You're helping America! What kind of patriot are you? It's a
rally!!" Lazlow: "You don't know what it's for, do you!?!" Jeff: "It's for hope. Please come, everybody! It'll be real good!" Lazlow: "Alright, you fight the power, brother!"
Slashdot Mirror
Fetching green stripes.
Much irony lies in the fact that some marketing folks see that entire list inverted.
See that you do! :P
And play my Lemmings!
Have you ever seen Back to the Future 3?
Remember when we were all having fun with Portal, and Nolan said 'Pong is the best game ever, ever.', and we were like, 'No Way', and then he was like, 'I'm going to murder you'. That was great.
Why bother competing with an analogue stick? Have the best of both worlds!
Dude, what are you 'talkijng' about?
You're going to not buy an R4 because Nintendo have a point ?!
Back when, games had boxes and came with kick-ass posters.
And some old toilet roll tubes.
Hmm... I didn't know that. I shall proceed with my silly argument nevertheless! In the future, would they be selling 25 year old products? I suppose that if the adverts were also absolutely targeted to the era of Hellgate (for example, Bioshock ingame adverts would have to be in 30s style), then that would be okayish(ish).
Why restrict yourself to just one?
Make a sputnicopter.
How about some well thought out in-game universe product adverts?
> I wish I could sell my vote for market value.
$0.00?
Sounds like your average Joe's daily journey to work to me
"Subject does not talk about his private life on the intertubes... never has... never will."
My Mercenaries! My beloved Mercenaries! NOOOOOO!
There's hundreds of useful and well-written articles that have been deleted due to non-notability, even when the consensus on AfD shows that the userbase wants the article retained.
One of the most irritating aspects of the mass deletion is that the information isn't actually deleted as far as I know: it's just hidden from normal user view. Administrators can still read it.
Suddenly, there was crash of thunder... a moment of intense brightness and then everything became dark.
Moments passed, and a bright red spotlight slowly illuminated around the silhouette of a tall man, his wide, malevolent grin visible in the intense light.
"You fool!" he boomed, "You had your chance. But now... haha... it is too late."
Scrameustache awoke, screaming. "What a nightmare!" Scrameustache mumbled, slowly getting out of bed, kicking over a couple of old pizza boxes discarded beside. There was a noise at the door; the paper had just been delivered. Scrameustache groaned and dragged themself to the door, and picked up the newly delivered paper.
Scrameustache's tired eyes scanned the paper for the comics section when they fell upon the front of the paper... Scrameustache froze, and let out a terrifying wail... They sank to the floor, banging their fists against the front door in despair.
The paper fell to the floor, the bold headline face up for all to see. "target="_blank" Successfully Patented by eBay"
In my experience, Google just makes up any old numbers for their AdSense sheets. It's little wonder they didn't release solid percentage values... they could give them in 2d4 style notation.
In that case, I will create a patent circumvention method patent circumvention method and place it in the public domain.
Your bullets cannot harm me!
My wings are like a shield of steel!
Make one up.
Priority 11 - Serve the Public Trust
Priority 12 - Protect the Innocent
Priority 13 - Uphold the Law
No, wait!