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  1. Er on Giving Touch-Screen Buttons Depth and Height With Pneumatics · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Touch screens are nice because they can be programmed to display whatever controls you wish, but isn't the lack of moving parts another advantage? This seems like it would have MTBF issues.

  2. Re:Does anyone really know what a cat thinks? on A Skeptical Reaction To IBM's Cat Brain Simulation Claims · · Score: 1

    Think about it like a cat.

    I tried, but all it did was make me crave a cheeseburger.

    Oh, and some vision about a cat up in the ceiling or something.

  3. More comps on Modern Tech Versus the Past · · Score: 1

    Wooden clubs VS. dating sites

    Temple prostitutes VS. cathouses

    Naked neanderthals VS. endless online porn catering to every whim

    Mammoth hunts across the savannah VS. six pizza places within two miles

    Wooden wagons VS. Audi TT RS

    Fall Of Rome VS. Fall Of USA

  4. Re:Better comparisons on Modern Tech Versus the Past · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Science vs. Mad Science

    Wait, which one is the "modern" side? ;-)

  5. Re:I think my world looks dystopian... on William Gibson's Neuromancer Staged With Porn Star · · Score: 2, Funny

    But the world looks utopian if you're a middle class white guy doing Sasha Grey.

    Until the test results come back.

  6. I want to take der jerbs! on William Gibson's Neuromancer Staged With Porn Star · · Score: 1

    Where do you get jobs like this? First there's the "MIT artist-in-residence" job where you can send messages into space that will never be received. Now this one where you can prattle on about dystopian piffle hoo-ha and people with higher educations will nod and shake their heads knowingly because they don't want to look unhip, or however you kids describe the squares these days.

    Hey, I have some lovely post-post-post modern retro-reconstructionist works that would make a great display somewhere. They fractalize the repetitive nature of our increasingly vapid 21st century existences via surrealist digital sculpture and open mike poetry reads by fast fading reality TV pseduocelebrities.

  7. Re:Just cut us off already on Response To California's Large-Screen TV Regulation · · Score: 1

    You're right! Let's go confiscate all CEO salaries!

    (Sound of CEO salaries being confiscated)

    There you go. Well, that gets us through next week. Now what?

  8. They live? on Second Life To Remove Free Content From Web Search · · Score: 3, Funny

    SecondLife community

    I thought they were all wiped out in the Final Flying Phallus/Furry War of 2007.

  9. Re:GOTO ... on Building a 32-Bit, One-Instruction Computer · · Score: 1

    NOOP would be funnier.

  10. Re:No PVP? on China Enforces Even Stricter Regulation On Games · · Score: 0

    Just place Assassin's Creed III in the Cultural Revolution and watch heads explode.

  11. Good for them! on China Enforces Even Stricter Regulation On Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard they are banning all Wii games with the word "Party" in the title.

  12. Re:Better Then CGI on 1977 Star Wars Computer Graphics · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't understand the anti-CGI attitude, and I'm in the older age group that is supposed to. I see a guy in a rubber suit/mask and I *my* brain says nope and starts to laugh. They're *both* fake. Who cares, really, about the tool used to realize the fakeness? Yeah, there's some poorly integrated CGI out there, but there's also CGI most people don't even notice because it's so slickly done and depicts everyday objects.

    You don't have the same reaction if the whole film is CGI, do you?

  13. Ah piffle to yer VATness on Calling B.S. On Amazon's Taxation Arguments · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but they get stuff for it at least. And don't forget state income tax and gas taxes and piles of other taxes- all of them disappearing down a singularity.

    Also, I'm not into the whole schadenfreude thing. The possibly greater misfortune of others does not cheer me.

  14. I have the cheaper version 2.0 on IBM Takes a (Feline) Step Toward Thinking Machines · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just buy a cat.

  15. Re:Use Tax on Calling B.S. On Amazon's Taxation Arguments · · Score: 1

    If you purchase something and Amazon does not collect sales tax, you are supposed to report this directly and pay it directly to the government.

    Yeah we have that box on out California state tax forms. We have a good chuckle about it before ignoring it. Sacramento has basically declared itself an openly hostile enemy of the California taxpayer, so there's not a lot of civic spirit around here anymore.

    What they need is a disclaimer telling customers that they may need to report the use-tax, and give a hyperlink to more info on that.

    Yeah, we'll click right on over to that. Or LOLCats.

  16. Mazerov can bite me on Calling B.S. On Amazon's Taxation Arguments · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The sales tax is almost 10% where I live. Up yours, Mazerov, and three cheers for Amazon. And here's hoping a meteor hits Sacramento.

  17. Re:The folly of natural resource-based energy on CERN Physicist Warns About Uranium Shortage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cohen neglects decay of the uranium. Since uranium has a half-life of 4.46 billion years, about half will have decayed by his postulated 5 billion years.

    I can't believe someone would counter a plan to provide energy for 5 billion years with "Nuh-uh! It's only good for 2.5 billion!"

  18. You're right! on Are There Affordable Low-DPI Large-Screen LCD Monitors? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, why design or buy a tool that is convenient and pain-free to use when we could just make every human being strap a different tool onto their face.

    Well, they make reading glasses now *without* it sharp metal spikes that poke into your head now, so the whole pain things isn't an issue. And, yeah, I can see how picking up a pair of glasses that live next to your computer is a lot less convenient than forking the whole monitor industry to support low res monitors which will probably cost the same as 200 pairs of reading glasses die to low volume.

    And the Rogaine versus hat analogy was better than you thought, although not in the direction you intended. It also appeals to vanity- people can't deal with baldness the same as they can't deal with wearing glasses, even if it's just when reading.

  19. Cheap solution on Are There Affordable Low-DPI Large-Screen LCD Monitors? · · Score: 1

    Go to your local grocery or drug store. Ask for "reading glasses". I hope this helps.

    Yes, I use them. They're great.

  20. Re:It's the chemicals!? Bollox to that! on Environmental Chemicals Are Feminizing Boys · · Score: 1

    Well, you *could* light your cigar with the burning kid.

  21. Oh... :-\ on US Cybersecurity Plan Includes Offense · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I saw "offense" I envisioned a couple crackers in Eastern Europe getting a drone launched Hellfire missile up the rear. Oh well.

  22. Re:Is it live, or is it Memorex on Time To Ditch Cable For Internet TV? · · Score: 1

    Sort of getting there with Netflix. I don't mid waiting for DVDs- the turnaround time at my house has hit a theoretical minimum. I drop the discs in the mail Monday mornings, and I usually get new ones Wednesday, and a couple times on Tuesday which blew my mind, young man. And I have the Roku box for streaming.

    Still, I like watching shows when they are first airing via DVR. I'll be upgrading from my DirecTivo to HD when the new HD Tivo units come out. I love how DirecTV went crawling back to Tivo. :-) That'll teach you to pointlessly reinvent the wheel, DTV. Should have put the money into better compression schemes and transmission codecs.

  23. Re:Blu-ray is dead. on Future Blu-ray Movies To Come With Playable Game Demos · · Score: 0

    Heh heh. Same thing happened to me. I finally got a PS3 last year, and switched my Netflix account to allow Blu-Ray. I wasn't expecting much, but, geez, even on my 52 incher it was enormously better than than any DVD. Sad to say my first Blu-Ray was "Transformers". I can never undo that. :-(

  24. What slums trust who now? on Recovering the Slums of the Internet? · · Score: 1

    I think I've gone aphasic. The summary/quote didn't make an ounce of sense to me.

  25. It's all good on Comic Books Improve Early Childhood Literacy · · Score: 1

    Imaginative stuff in the formative years is always good. Gets the brain going. For example, my parents were pretty cool and let me watch James Bond and kung fu films from a young age. By age 10 I could seduce sexy Russian double agents and break a man's spine with my fingertips. Ah, good times. :-)